BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden came under fire today for choosing Nina Jankowicz to lead the Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Board, completely overlooking Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for the job.
While admitting that President Biden “can’t afford to let the truth be anything but what he says,” his Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, added that “Adolf Hitler had a Ministry of Truth, Joseph Goebbels had a Ministry of Truth and Joseph Stalin had a Ministry of Truth. Why shouldn’t the President?”
The board will be led by Nina Jankowicz - a disinformation expert (liar) who earned her spurs by claiming Barack Obama was born in the United States, and then signing off on a story that Joe Biden had sex with three Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down a Shanghai speedway.
Billingsgate, who didn’t want the job in the first place, but would have taken it if asked - for patriotic reasons, of course - has published over 1000 Spoofs, none of which contained a word of truth. Meanwhile, reports of his dissatisfaction with the Biden Administration cannot be evaluated because nothing he says can be taken seriously.
Dr. Slim: “Nina Jankowicz is a liar without portfolio. Nonetheless, her ethics are impeccable.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. If truth serum worked, you wouldn’t have a job.”
