Giuliani Has Clammed Up? Nah, Never, No Way
Who'd of thought? Putin invading Ukraine again? Yes, that was always a possibility. Trump telling another self-aggrandizing lie? Like the sun always rises. North Korea sending another super missile into the bay near Japan? Naughty, and not too…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Ferguson Are Now BFFs
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a friendship coupling that has not been seen since the days of Warren Beatty and Madonna, Ipso Facto News has informed the public that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Ferguson have now become close friends; very, v…
Read full storyNorthern Irish election results cause confusion
The Geoff Party have claimed victory in the Northern Irish elections, saying that they will now take both seats in the Belfast assembly. Geoff Party leader Geoff Bum said that he was extremely proud of what his party had achieved and that Curly-Wurli…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The State of Nebraska Has Filed a Lawsuit Against Delta Airlines
LINCOLN, Nebraska - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of the Corn Cob state of Nebraska state that the citizens of the mid-American state are angry as-shit at Delta Airlines. According to Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama News Agency, the…
Read full storyThe University of Alabama Agrees To Change The Name "Crimson Tide" To The Much Easier "Tide"
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - In November of 1907, Alabama and Auburn played to a 53-53 tie. Reportedly both teams were horribly worn out, as they played the game during a category 1 hurricane ((Prudence). By the end of the game, both te…
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