The Bidens Are Looking To Buy a Getaway Home Up In Saskatchewan, Saskatoon
SASKATCHEWAN, Saskatoon - (Satire News) - President Biden and the first lady Dr. Jill Biden have been talking to a realty company about purchasing a villa in Saskatoon. IRumors (Canada) reports that the Biden's are looking at a 16,000 square foot…
Read full storyThe Sexy, Big Arsed Kim Kardashian To Film A James Bond Movie In The United Kingdom
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Tickety Boo News Agency has just announced that the eldest of the five very popular, and very big-butted Kardashian sisters will be filming the next James Bond motion picture in and around Liverpool. Kimmy,…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is A Charter Member of The Sex Site, eHorny.sex
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - A private investigating firm has just announced that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is a charter member of the very popular sex site, eHorny.sex. The investigating firm of Blasingame, Frippawitz, & Nopalitos,…
Read full storyFlorida's Rogue, Heartless, Evil Governor Ron "The Punk" DeSantis' Political Days Are Numbered
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - Reports from several reputable news agencies including BuzzFuzz, Boom Boom News, and The Cloud 9 News Agency all agree that the days of the arrogant, sarcastic, labia majora-faced governor Ron DeSantis are numbe…
Read full storyArkansas Has Just Named Trump The Ugliest-Looking Person In America
LITTLE ROCK - (Satire News) - The Arkansas organization "All About Ugly People In The National Limelight" has just announced that they have selected Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, as their Ugliest-Looking Person For 2022. The 27,309-member organiz…
Read full storyThe new Russian McDonald's
Good things come to those who wait. McDonald's sold it's business to a local buyer in Russia after it was forced out of business by international sanctions. Dr. Zhivago who currently operates 25 McDonald's restaurants in Siberia, will take on the…
Read full storyThe Reason Bezos-Musk Inc., Wants To Buy Denmark
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the heart of Texas is that the largest corporation in the world is looking into purchasing the country of Denmark. The Alpha Beta News Agency has just broken the unbelievable story, which reporter…
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