AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The world's largest corporation, which is bigger than Walmart, Sony, McDonalds, Exxon-Mobil, and Toys-R-Us put together has just made an astonishingly astounding announcement.
According to Tittle Tattle Tonight senior writer Pico de Gallo, the company owned by Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk has made Queen Elizabeth an offer to purchase Buckingham Palace.
The 309 year old structure was bombed by the Nazi Germans in 1942, but it withstood the state-of-the-art bombs from Hitler's Luftwaffe Bombers.
Then in 1949, Buck House, as Brit comedian Ricky Gervais calls it, became infested with the dreaded Cambodian Crawling Crickets, and it cost Great Britain, £1,468,206 [$1.8 million - US] to remodel.
SIDENOTE: A spokesperson for Bezos-Musk, Inc. stated that they want to turn the "The Old Lady," Buckingham Palace into a bed and breakfast.
