Slim Everdingle Fingers Christopher Steele As Supreme Court Leaker
BILLINGSGATE POST: The convoluted efforts of the FBI to unravel the origins of the Steele Dossier have taken another twist. Frustrated because they fell for the outrageous story that two Russian hookers unloaded their bladders on Donald Trump’s ho…
Read full storyThe Sexy Owner of The Los Angeles Lakers May Change The Team's Name
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Word filtering out of Tinsel Town (aka L.A.) is that the owner of the Lakers, Jeanie Buss, 60¼, has hinted that she may be changing the team name. The purple, gold, and black clad Lakers moved from Minneapolis in Se…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Japan's Lone Entry In The Kentucky Derby Was Disqualified
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The purple-colored thoroughbred race horse from Japan, has been disqualified. According to Sportsapalooza News writer Pia Confetti, it appears that "Sushi Sayonara" was tested after the race, and she came u…
Read full storyMadison Cawthorn Reveals That He Has a Man Crush On Aaron Rodgers
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Madison Cawthorn traveled up to the "Big Apple" to see about getting liposuction on his left breast, which is twice as big as his right breast. Maddy, as his high school badminton coach called him, said that ever si…
Read full storyJohnny Depp and Amber Heard To Star In "Fatal Attraction 2 - The Messy-As-Shit Bed"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trail has lasted longer than their marriage. During the trial, Heard accused Depp of being addicted to Flintstone Vitamins, and of constantly singin…
Read full storyGovernment tackles cost of living crisis
Today's Queen's speech was delivered to Parliament by Queen Charles. In it she laid out the government's policies for the next year. Top of the list was the Conservatives' plan to help solve the cost of living crisis. In the last year inflation ha…
Read full storyNew Study Finds Republican Brains Are Inferior - May Be Different Species
London, England - A study conducted over a 20 year period concludes that the brains of American Republicans are inferior, bordering on representing a different species. The Cambridge University research project, a joint effort by UK and US scientists…
Read full storyDoctor Who Cares
Space, the final frontier … for bigotry? When travelling through space and time and parallel dimensions, many Doctor Who fans insist on being escorted by a white male doctor. This is the way of empire, of the British Empire, so some fans want Brit…
Read full storyBritney Heading to Porn Country?
Britney Spears has recently released several nude photos of herself on Instagram, though many of her fans are asking her to stop … just please stop. Britney is no longer a huge star playing sold-out concerts around the world. She wants her old lif…
Read full storyBruce Dickinson: the New Ghost of Kyiv
I had a dream about the ghost of Kyiv, and how he will be sorely missed. But then the dream showed me a new hope (not a Star Wars franchise). I remember seeing Iron Maiden in concert and thought, “Wait a minute! Frontman, Bruce Dickinson is not ju…
Read full storyDanica Patrick Is Coming Out of Retirement - She'll Race In The Atlanta War Between The States 400
ATLANTA - (Sports Satire) - The sexiest and prettiest NASCAR driver Danica Patrick, told Skin Flix Illustrated Magazine writer Hank Bangbocker, that lately she has been so bored she's been watching rerurns of weather on the Weather Channel. The ho…
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Satellites Detect California Cow Burps- A Major Methane Source From Space! And they are CALIFORNIA cow burbs. They are probably laced with pot fumes… Saudi Arabia is furious that the U.S. did not respond quicker to Houthi rebel attack last year…
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