Prince William has undergone a short re-education class in World History.
To his delight, he has discovered that World Wars One and Two happened in Europe, not in either Africa or Asia, and that some of his family members were directly involved in these wars.
When told about hundreds if not thousands of other European wars throughout history, the 'prince' said,
“Wot? No! Really? There’s been more? When? How come why? No, really? Was I in them? Oh, they happened a long time ago? Like, wot, fifty years ago – thass a long time, innit? Bloody ‘ell, wot!”
The Queen has since had the prince ride alongside her in an ornate carriage to show the world another one of her fascinating family members who is suffering from centuries of inbreeding.
