Marjorie is a Man’s Woman, According to a McRib Sandwich

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 2 May 2022

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Take a Big Bite out of Adam's Rib, Baby!

Marjorie Taylor Greene has stated once again that women come from Adam’s rib and, therefore, must always remain subservient to the men in their lives.

To cheers and applause, she then stepped off the stage at her Georgia megachurch, and was embraced by women and men equally as they told her, “Thank you. You are truly God’s messenger.”

While heading home, she told her husband to go through the McDonald’s drive-thru to get a McRib Sandwich. They both ordered half a dozen each, and Midgey’s hubby (who prefers to remain anonymous – hell, we didn’t even know she was married!) told her to feed him.

Midgey obliged, feeding him before feeding herself. Then he told her to take off her shoes (she prefers wearing shoes with bare feet, as certain surveillance footage has shown) and said when they got back home she had to stay barefoot and in the kitchen making him more food. If she could quickly get pregnant, he said that would be a perfect world.

Rumors have it that Midge may have to leave politics because her husband has said, (and her pastor agrees), that “Womenfolk don’t nohow belong in politics or law or the economy or education or pert near nowhere nohow ‘cept in the home making food and havin’ babies. And how comes they get to vote? Jesus said womenfolk who vote don’t go to Heaven – everybody knows that!”

We shall wait and see if Marjorie’s religion interferes with her career, and her ability to grow into a full human being from a rib sandwich.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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