California's Libido Forest Fire Is Growing, Growing, Growing!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 1 May 2022

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"The Libido Forest Fire is spreading like a rash on Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene's ass." -BOOM BOOM NEWS

G SPOT, California - (Satire News) - The weather has gotten hot, real damn, fucking hot, and the Left Coast state is starting to sizzle exactly like it did last year.

G Spot's Channel 77, EyeViewer News reports that the 17,903 acre Libido Forest fire is believed to have been caused by a discarded electronic cigarette.

Firefighters with the G Spot Fire Dept. report that the Santa Claus winds, which have been clocked at 71 mph, are causing the fire to spread like a $25 whore's legs.

Fire experts hope to have the huge fire contained before it burns down the house where famed explorers Lewis and Clark once poked their erotically sexy Indian guide Sacajawea, in an act of sheer appreciation. ■

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