Fuck Xi Jinping – Buy the T-shirt!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 3 May 2022

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Feel Like Makin' Goat Love? Fuck Xi!

After Drew Pavlou, an Australian activist with the Democratic Alliance, held up a sign reading ‘Fuck Xi Jinping”, and got into a scuffle with a bunch of brainwashed Chinese Jinping-lovers, t-shirt sales displaying the curse in Chinese have sold like hotcakes!

(in Australia, not in China, duh ...)

Hotcakes are currently banned in China, as is anyone named Drew, and the words ‘t-shirt’ and ‘Australia’ and ‘democratic’ and ‘fuck’ have been erased overnight from every Chinese-English dictionary.

Insiders close to Jinpingpong have reported that when Xi saw the footage and “his people who fought bravely against the Western oppressor”, he immediately got a tiny raging boner and celebrated by having sex with a goat.

The goat felt nothing ...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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