NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the leading political psychiatrists in the nation has just written an article on why Putin is in dire need of psychiatric help
Dr. Ripley P. Buckweather, who has Masters Degrees from Texas A&M, UCLA, Grambling, Harvard, and Bayou State, noted that he has studied Putin for several years, and he has found him to be arrogant, bitter, insecure, sarcastic, a bed-wetter, and a cry baby.
Dr. Buckweather noted that Putin, who is as evil as Hitler, Atilla The Hun, Bluebeard, the Trumptard, and Ann Coulter, has a huge fucked up horrible personality that is bigger than Nicki Minaj's humongous ass.
Several other leading US psychiatrists say that if Putin is not treated and treated soon, he has a damn good possibility of self-destructing; pretty much like "Cheeto Face" Trump has done.
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