HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The singer who had a world-wide hit with the hit song "Oops, I Did It Again," has just hit paydirt once again.
Britney "Sweetie Pie" Spears has just announced that her contract with the Maybellina Cosmetic Co. has just made her lots and lots of bread (money).
The 40-year-old who can still turn the heads of men, women, gays, and lesbionics, is thrilled that she is still relevant, in a world where the likes of Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and Lindsay Lohan, have now become mere trivia answers on Jeopardy.
Britney would not reveal how much she is getting paid by Maybellina, but info guru, Andrew "Andy" Cohen revealed that the amount is $19.2 million for a one-year contract.
Meanwhile, Spears said that now with the added commission that she will receive from the world wide sales of "Eau Du Pussy" she will be able to pay for the procedure to untilt both of her ovaries.
