LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - In a breaking news story that has just broken, The Kremlin Voice is reporting that the arrogantly evil, and very short communist leader has just invited the "Academy Award Show Ambusher" (aka Will Smith) to move to Russia.
Putin reportedly told the fellow asshole, that he knows how it feels to be hated by the entire country.
The 5-foot-3-inch dictator added that he does not care if 103% of his fellow countrymen hate his fucking ass to hell; he is still the undisputed dictatorial dictator.
The Russian mental midget then remarked that everyone; including Donaldo Trump, Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell, Yo Yo Afro Woke, and the ugly-as-shit, but sexy Marjorie Taylor Greene can all kiss his Kremlian keister.
Information guru Andy Cohen has revealed that Putin is reported to have contacted the very contagious Peckatorino Rashilitis STD from a visiting dwarf whore from Laos.
Meanwhile, back in New York City, Melania was reportedly spotted shopping for crotchless panties at Manhattan's Victoria's Secret with her boyfriend LeBron James.
