Political Breaking News - Asshole Gov. DeSantis and Asshole Sen. Manchin Are Alleged To Be In A Guy-Guy Intimate Relationship
TOPEKA, Kansas - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the "Fly-Over" states of Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Nebraska is that GOP Gov. Ron "The Asshole" DeSantis and the Democrat traitor, Sen. Joe "The Asshole" Manchin are involved in a physical…
Read full storyOnly Women Supreme Court Judges Should Decide Abortion Rights
Why should abortion rights be a guy's thing to decide? What's next? Will guys on the Supreme Court decide whether women can use tampons? Does a black robe make a guy an authority about women's health issues? "No, that tampon looks too much like a…
Read full storyReggie Quickhands and the Rise of Supreme Court Three-Card Monte
Now that the illustrious and esteemed body known as the Supreme Court of ‘Merica is considering overturning Roe v. Wade, I had to get some details personally. So I flew in my private jet and sipped champagne and placed wagers on Indonesian cock-fight…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Elon Musk Invited Her To A Nude Resort In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is so fucking ugly she makes Sara Huckabee Sanders look like a Barbie Doll, has a first-class crush on one of the world's richest men, Elon…
Read full storyA 700 To 1 Underdog Named "Rich Strike" Kicks The Asses of Kentucky Derby Favorites, Epicenter, Zandon, and Trigger Two
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - History was made at this year's Kentucky Derby, when a late-entering horse named "Rich Strike" surprised the entire thoroughbred racing world and won the coveted 148th Run For The Roses. "Rich Strike," a br…
Read full storyPutin Is Hallucinating That He's Adolf Hitler
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Vlady Putin knows that he truly fucked up by invading Ukraine, as is evidenced by the fact the Ukraine is kicking Putty's communist ass all over creation. The leader of Russia, who is now about as popular as expired Vodka,…
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