BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene recently said that she knows that cruel criticism, felonious feedback, and judgmental judgement simply come with the territory of being in the public limelight.
The congresswoman recently told Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max, that she recently had to fire her long time live-in maid on account that the maid had taken several personal items from her home; including her pink beach sandals, her little black book, and two of her seven functioning vibrators.
MTG revealed to Miss Stiletto that when she was dating Matt Gaetz, he liked for her to put a plastic saddle on him and ride him around naked in his bedroom as if she was Roy Rodgers and he was Trigger.
The ugly-congresswoman, also noted that while she was dating the Trumptard (aka The draft-dodging, tax-evading lying asshole) she said that "Old Jumbo Trumpo's) cock (penis) looked like a little bitty Cheeto.
Marge also remarked that one of her former boyfriends told her that her vagina (pussy) looked very much like a supersized McTaco.
