KYIV, Ukraine - (Satire News) -The iRumors News Agency(Ukraine) has just stated the Ukraine will be honoring Hanky The Bomb-Sniffing Hamster.
Hanky, is owned by the Hennyvich triplets, Quinntasha, Quillalana, and Questi.
The Hennyvich's are all employed as pole dancers at Kyiv's famed Club Cuntalina.
The triplets who look as they could be movie stars, have the most beautiful looking breasts in the entire country, including Nicolina Stiffachev, who last year was voted Miss Ukraine Gazongas.
The sisters' hamster, who they named Hanky, after Slovenian hip hop artist Hanky Yo Bro, has a tremendous gift, in that he can sniff out bombs from as far away as 42 yards.
The sexiest of the triplets, Questi noted, that the fact that (Hanky) can smell a fucking Russian bomb from 42 yards away, helps him to keep all of his body parts including his hamster feet, paws, belly, and pee-pee.
iRumors (Ukraine) reports that so far in his bomb-sniffing-out career, Hanky has managed to sniff out 907 bombs.
FUN HANKY THE BOMB-SNIFFING HAMSTER FACT: Quintasha revealed that yes, Hanky does have a hamster girlfriend, and her name is Betty Boo, who is very pretty, and Quinntasha pointed out that she is a stay-at-home hamster female.
