Ralph Lauren To Open Shop In Kyiv, Ukraine
What's a better way to grind the war in Ukraine to a stop than by opening a brand new Ralph Lauren Store in the middle of its capital Kyiv. This exclusive Kyiv men's shop will also boast a gentleman's barbershop, a nail salon, a Turkish bath, an…
Read full storyPrime Minister Boris Johnson is Sending 18,000 British Troops To Aid Ukraine In It's Fight Against The Evil Russian Invaders
LONDON - (Satire News) - Famed British reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, The Ta Ta For Now News Agency has just stated that she had a talk with PM Johnson, and he told her that he will be sending 18,000 members of England's crack 707th Queen's Elite Infan…
Read full storySwitzerland To Join NATO
Russia has done it! Well, no, the little Dictator Vladimir Putin has done it. Traditionally a neutral nation, like the Vatican, Switzerland has asked the North Atlantic Treaty Organization if they could join their organization. NATO said, “Sure!”…
Read full storyChicharito The Former Manchester United Super Star Wants To Buy The Man U Red Devils
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - The Sportsapalooza News Agency has just announced that Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito, is hinting that he may be purchasing the world's number one football team, (soccer in the US) from team owne…
Read full storyPutin Attempting To Redeem Reputation As A Humanitarian
Having lost the war in Ukraine, shattered the nation, and destroyed the lives of thousands, Mr. Putin plans to wrap himself in the cloth of innocence as a humanitarian. He'll claim that not only was Ukraine a Nazi-run nation, but it (Ukraine) also st…
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