White House, Washington: Donald Trump will be going to war with Iran, in order to improve the dining facilities for ordinary Iranians.
“I say, do you hear me? I say this!”
“Nobody, but nobody, beats America with Big Mac and Coke!”
“So many Iranians have to come to America for their Big Mac and Coke!”
“This is NOT right, more Iranians want to live in a free country like America and be able to eat Big Mac and drink Coca Cola!”
“In order to stop this migration, we will bomb and bomb again, until there are enough rubble spots to build the Big Mac Diners!”
“Prosperity for all Iranians, with Big Mac and Coca Cola.”
"I learnt this at third grade elementary school, and this is so sound logic, it needs to be repeated today."
