Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump, in an impromptu press conference on his golf course's 5th hole, talked about what a nice sunny day it was, but it was still cold at the North and South Pole. The President then stated that the cold weather proved there was no global warming.
When asked how he knew this, Trump replied, "Well, as you know, my daddy paid someone to take all my exams and all that garbage, leaving me time to think about IMPORTANT things like Global Warming and Coal Mining. This was when I was living in New York, and I could see for myself that there was no global warming, so all these scientists that say there is, are just spreading fake news, and should be sent to a special prison my people are building. Oh, wait a minute, I didn't just say something about a private prison."