Israelis Argue About How Tall President Trump Is

Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 16 June 2019

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The Middle East is a melting pot of opinion, and things there got even more opinionated yesterday, when Israelis decided to meet to talk about just how tall US president Donald Trump is.

Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke first, and said that Mr Trump was a giant of world politics, and couldn't be any less than 7 feet tall. When others disagreed, a competition was decided upon, and a stage was set up for a proper summit in the area known as the Disputed Territories.

Others guessed more conservatively. One man said that he thought Trump was "around 5 feet 11 inches, or thereabouts", and his wife estimated 5 feet 9 inches, because they never agree on anything.

Another settler had Trump as 6 feet 3 inches, and his neighbor put Trump at 6 feet 5, as the conflict raged on. A huge crowd gathered, and various people took to a podium to address it.

An Arab who happened to be present shouted that;

"Trump is a dwarf standing only 4 feet 11 inches, but he stands on a box. Also, his hands are small, he wears a toupee, and he's only got one testicle!"

He was quickly ushered away by security guards.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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