Trump Cites Poindexter Effect As Cause Of Britain’s Failure In World Cup
BILLINGSGATE POST: Historically, the Poindexter Effect has long been cited by pundits as the primary reason for Great Britain’s failure to win a World Cup since it defeated West Germany in 1966 for its lone championship in the tournament history. Lo...Read full story
Football Gossip: Maureen's Friends(?), Solskjaer Sweet Shop, Braintree Town "WTF?"
Former Manchester United goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard says David Moyes replacing Sir Alex Ferguson at Old Trafford was like "charging an iPhone with a Nokia charger" whereas the appointment of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was like "letting a three-year-old l...Read full story
New York Artist Very Open to Positive Feedback
Brooklyn-based painter Kesha Barnes is extremely open to positive feedback about her art, whether it be compliments on her color usage and technique, or effusive praise of her cutting-edge subject matter and fearless pursuit of revolutionary, boundar...Read full story
Man Was Intrigued and Then Concerned by Young Lady's Tattoo
Balham resident Mr Tristram Lard, who wished to remain anonymous, told The Spoof how he had been suffering anxiety attacks ever since a chance encounter with a mystery blonde while shopping. "I was quite innocently going about my business seeking...Read full story
Women's World Cup Teams Get Fair Play Warning from FIFA
"It's just not good enough," ranted FIFA President Gianni Infantino "and they've got to play the game fairly." At a hastily-convened press conference for the alcohol-sodden, chain-smoking football press corps, the bald-as-a-coot Mr Infantino expla...Read full story
Man Says There's No Scientific Basis Behind 'She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not'
A man who knows about stuff like this, has said there is absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever behind the ages-old petal-pulling decision-making theory of "She loves me, she loves me not..." The practice of pulling individual petals from a...Read full story
Demoralized Warriors Blame Friday's Loss on Owner's Ouster by NBA
The Oracle, Oakland, CA. Down three games to one and facing the Toronto Raptors on their home court Monday night, in a potentially season-ending game, the Golden State Warriors today placed the blame squarely on NBA officials who recklessly banned Wa...Read full story
Londoner suffers fatal stroke following northerner's attempt to strike up conversation on bus
A 45-year-old London man suffered a fatal stroke yesterday, when a man from the north of England tried to begin a conversation just moments after sitting down next to him on a Number 24 bus from Pimlico to Hampstead Heath. Witnesses say the northe...Read full story