London, UK - (What-a-Carrie-on-Mess): Incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is to star in a new Pinewood Studios classic about the perils of mismatched coupling in the internet dating age.
Carrie On Boris will see the new PM rework a 1970s comedy about a dating agency client whose quest to find a suitable wife lands him in all sorts of predicaments.
Based loosely on the Gerald Thomas-directed 'Carry On Loving', the plot is rumored to feature plenty of romantic comedy twists.
Including some quirky shenanigans caused by private detectives hired by rival prime ministerial contenders to spy on Boris’ after-hours proclivities. Uh, activities.
Casting commences Monday, with several well-known, fair-haired beauties auditioning for the role of the movie’s female love interest.
A preview of this sure-fire modern classic will be posted later on the Spoof website.