A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about.
Dave Clever, a plumber, said:
"Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a piece of piss. In fact, it was so easy, that I was fluent even before I went to school."
He further stated that the alphabet was also very easy to learn, claiming that it was as simple as A-B-C.
"The alphabet? It was as simple as A-B-C," he said.
Counting presented very few problems for clever Dave, either. He told me:
"1-2-3-4-5. There you go! Bingo! It was as easy as A-B-C!"
Dave is a bit of a dipshit.