Father's Day Card In Card Shop Window Raised Questions

Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 14 June 2019

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Of all my dads, I like you the best

A man wandering aimlessly past a card shop window during his break, saw a card which made him double-take, then triple-take, tut, shake his head as he became incredulous, and then walk away thinking "fucking silly cunts!"

Moys Kenwood, 51, noticed the Father's Day card, with the message emblazoned across the front of it:

"YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE DAD"

This raised questions in his mind.

The use of the word 'favourite' implied that the person sending the card had more than one dad, and the person destined to receive the card was the dad the sender liked better than all others.

Odd.

Also, bearing in mind the card had been produced in a factory, and was part of a large amount of identical cards, the number of people with more than one father, and willing to send one of them a card telling him he is their favourite dad, must be phenomenal.

He took a photo of the card, and then went to Dunkin' Donuts to reflect on this.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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