There were 1,442 spoof news stories published in October 2009. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: People Don't Like X-Factor's Danyl Johnson Because He Looks Like Richard Nixon

People Don't Like X-Factor's Danyl Johnson Because He Looks Like Richard Nixon

LONDON - Simon Cowell is furious that his protege, Danyl Johnson was in the bottom two of the last edition of X-Factor. Cowell said that 27-year-old Berkshire native Danyl along with America's Adam Lambert are the two best singers he has heard in...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston nude pic exclusive!

Jennifer Aniston nude pic exclusive!

Hollywood, California - Jennifer Aniston, long known for her modesty, restraint and all around camera shyness, is said to be mortified at the release of nude pictures. So much so that she has had her attorney send scare letters to news agencies a...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Agrees To Second Nude Appearance In PlayMister

Kate Gosselin Agrees To Second Nude Appearance In PlayMister

BOSTON - Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town as the special guest of the Annual Boston Baked Bean Convention. She was asked how she is coping with all of the marital strife that her and her Korean husband Jon are presently going throu...
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Funny story: 'Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel' Story - First Anniversary Party Planned

'Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel' Story - First Anniversary Party Planned

One time impoverished factory worker turned billionaire Spoof writer Skoob1999 told us today that plans were afoot to celebrate the anniversary of best-selling Spoof news story 'Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axe...
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Funny story: Nude Katie Couric Visits Nudists Colony Longwhopper Restaurant Sued 2,111 Times For Spilled Hot Coffee

Nude Katie Couric Visits Nudists Colony Longwhopper Restaurant Sued 2,111 Times For Spilled Hot Coffee

Nude CBS anchor, Katie Couric, in a desperate attempt to boost her news ratings, visited a Florida nudist colony today to visit with the manager of Captain P's Longwhopper Restaurant which has been sued a record 2,111 times. First, Ms. Couric had...
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Funny story: James May causes controversy over Airfix Spitfire

James May causes controversy over Airfix Spitfire

Top Gear presenter, James May, never quite got over his childhood ambitions and so the BBC have created a reality TV series in which the 46-year-old can indulge in some of his obsessions. In the latest showing of James May's Toy Story, he decided to...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Criticized For Her Crotch-Grabbing Performance

Miley Cyrus Criticized For Her Crotch-Grabbing Performance

POCATELLO, Idaho - Miley Cyrus was on stage performing at Pocatello's Mr. Potato Head Arena, when all of a sudden in the middle of her song "Ooh La La, I'm In La La Land" she reached down and grabbed her crotch. Stunned audience members and even t...
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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard Abductor Phillip Garrido - Vatican Breaks Silence

Jaycee Lee Dugard Abductor Phillip Garrido - Vatican Breaks Silence

Deadline, Vatican City, Rome, Italy. Following claims from nutjob Phillip Garrido, the kidnapper of Jaycee Lee Dugard, that he kept God in a box, and held regular conversations with the Divine One, the Vatican, which until now has been reluctant t...
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Funny story: Man With The World's Smallest Penis Website Falls To #2

Man With The World's Smallest Penis Website Falls To #2

Penis Minus Wilson (not his real name) own website, LittlePeckle.com has fallen to number two in clicks after staying at #1 for over three years. "There's still a lot of guys out there that click my site to view the photographs because it makes t...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits That The Nude Photos In Her Book Are Actually Tina Fey

Sarah Palin Admits That The Nude Photos In Her Book Are Actually Tina Fey

PEORIA, Illinois - Sarah Palin in town for a book signing promotion was asked how her book sales are going. The ex-governor of Alaska replied that her book was selling like wedding cakes. An aide quickly whispered in her ear and she corrected hers...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes.

Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes.

(New York-NY) Patriotic or Xenophobic, depending on if you are a regular viewer of Fox news, talk show host Rush Limbaugh's head exploded during a broadcast of "The Rush Limbaugh Show". Limbaugh was in the middle of an impassioned speech on President...
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Funny story: New Airport Scanner sees you NUDE

New Airport Scanner sees you NUDE

Manchester airport have unveiled their latest device to counter terrorism, or at least this is what they claim. The terrahertz scanner, or Counter-Terror Hurts Scanner as it has been dubbed by insiders, is the X-Ray glasses that were always advert...
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Funny story: Meghan McCain Shows Off Her "Puppies" On Line

Meghan McCain Shows Off Her "Puppies" On Line

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of the 2008 Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain, posted a self-photo of herself on "Twitter," holding a book by Andy Warhol, and showing off her two cute-looking healthy 'puppies.'...
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Funny story: Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly

Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly

Soul Diva Whitney Houston tonight overcame a potential disaster as she performed live on UK TV show the X-Factor. Part way into Houston's performance a titty sling strap snapped, a minor event, nonetheless one which could have had embarrassing con...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

Dancing With The Stars' Donny Osmond Apologizes For Acting Gay With Bruno Tonioli

HOLLYWOOD - Donny Osmond and his partner Kym Johnson finished dancing a fairly decent rumba and then went and stood before the judges to receive their critique. The old codger from England Len Goodman said it was alright. And then the Italian judg...
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Funny story: Benitez Sacked By Liverpool, Beach Ball To Take Coaching Position

Benitez Sacked By Liverpool, Beach Ball To Take Coaching Position

Rafa Benitez has been sacked as manager of Liverpool FC following yet another defeat. The board took their decision immediately after the defeat by Lyon in the Champions League. Sammy Lee, Benitez's assistant is to take charge of first team affairs w...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Confesses To Kristen

Robert Pattinson Confesses To Kristen

Apparently Robert Pattinson had something in his past that he really didn't want Kristen Stewart to know but she knew instinctively that there has always been something that he has been holding back. So, this past weekend he told her, and it didn...
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Funny story: Vagina Girl From "So You Think You Can Dance" To Appear In PlayGuy

Vagina Girl From "So You Think You Can Dance" To Appear In PlayGuy

CHICAGO - One of the most popular contestants to ever dance on the So You Think You Can Dance stage will be appearing in the November issue of PlayGuy Magazine. Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker, who owns the most widely viewed biscuit since Britney Sp...
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Funny story: This Space Intentionally Left Blank

This Space Intentionally Left Blank

Google has stunned the Internet community by including a comment on their search page which can only be described as a paradox. When the Google search page first opens, the sentence 'This space intentionally left blank' is displayed below the page c...
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Funny story: Double Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges

Double Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges

Embarrassment on a monumental level descended on producers and judges alike of UK TV dance contest 'Dancing On Ice In Too Much Make-Up Without Knickers' when contestant Fanny Dripping fell over at the end of her sequence and exposed what has been des...
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Funny story: Whitney Houston Voted Off The X-Factor - Cheryl Cole In Tears Again

Whitney Houston Voted Off The X-Factor - Cheryl Cole In Tears Again

Soul diva Whitney Houston has been voted off the X-Factor according to an extremely unreliable source based in Matlock, Derbyshire. In an attempt to unearth why the great British public have apparently come out in droves against the 'I Will Always...
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Funny story: Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Surface At Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Surface At Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

LOS ANGELES - A Neverland Ranch caretaker who is in charge of cleaning out The Billie Jean Petting Zoo has said that he found a Manila folder stashed way in the back of the woodpecker cage. Ranch worker Yuuki Koriyushu, 29, said that when he opene...
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Funny story: Retired Couple who Bought Old ICBM Missile Silo Stand to Make Millions; Discover booklets sold on EBay were full of ICBM launch codes!

Retired Couple who Bought Old ICBM Missile Silo Stand to Make Millions; Discover booklets sold on EBay were full of ICBM launch codes!

When former Vicar and his wife moved to North Dakota they thought they found a bargain when they spotted a disused ICBM missile silo for sale for just $1; they thought wow, "I'll by that for a Dollar". Some 50,000 dollars or so later they got th...
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Funny story: Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie's legions of male fans and admirers were left a little bemused last night after viewing her Bollywood Blue movie debut, during which the pint sized 41 year old Aussie starlet 'did' Chiggy Wiggy - which is not to be confused with 'jiggy-jiggy'.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get scared straight

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get scared straight

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were booked in the Los Angles county jail for drunk driving. Lohan complains that jail is an alien world filled with unspeakable horrors. Upon entering jail Lohan says she was photographed and then transferred to...
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Funny story: Erin Andrews Peephole Naked Video Warning

Erin Andrews Peephole Naked Video Warning

Breaking news from our London office indicates that internet surfers looking to view naked videos of the hot ESPN presenter, Erin Andrews, are likely to catch a lot more than an eyeful of skin. Our research reveals that over 90% of internet sites...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Feud Between Aaron Carter and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Heats Up

Dancing With The Stars Feud Between Aaron Carter and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Heats Up

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey recently had Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield on her daytime talk show and the two boxers finally settled their 12-year ear-biting feud. Now Miss O will probably need to schedule DWTS 'Bad Boy of The Ballro...
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Funny story: Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Executives at an Indian airline have hailed as a tremendous success, a new service which caters for the depraved and sex-mad amongst travellers, providing in-flight gratuitous sex facilities. Kabbadi Air started its service with a flight from the...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin named new Liverpool manager

Nick Griffin named new Liverpool manager

Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, has been named as the new manager of Liverpool FC after the shock departure of Rafa Benitez yesterday. At a hushed press conference, the Liverpool board explained that, though he doesn't yet possess the correct FA...
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Funny story: Nooks vs. Kindles: All-out War in U.S.

Nooks vs. Kindles: All-out War in U.S.

The Kindle, Amazon's electronic reader, is furious that there's a new kid on the block: the "Nook" by Barnes & Noble. No welcome wagon is in evidence. "Copycat, copycat," screams the Kindle, remarking on the many similarities between...
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Funny story: Vagina Girl To Star With Ron Jeremy In The Porn Movie "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself"

Vagina Girl To Star With Ron Jeremy In The Porn Movie "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself"

SANTA MONICA, California - One of the most popular dancers in the history of the reality dance show So You Think You Can Dance, has been signed to appear in a movie starring the king of porn Ron Jeremy. Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker said that she c...
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Funny story: Obama Completes Clean Sweep of Nobels

Obama Completes Clean Sweep of Nobels

With Monday's prize in economics, all the 2009 Nobel Prizes have been announced. Barack Obama has completed a rare clean sweep of all the Nobels. The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack Obama for bridging racial divides by calling Kanye West a...
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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard - Abductor Calls In Hope Of Selling Story Exclusive

Jaycee Lee Dugard - Abductor Calls In Hope Of Selling Story Exclusive

Reporters over here in my London office were dumbfounded when the office received a call from none other than Phillip Garrido, the weirdo freak pervert who kidnapped Jaycee Lee Dugard 18 years ago when she was just 11 years old. Before his arrest,...
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Funny story: Athletes Sex Tests: Nude Scanner to be used

Athletes Sex Tests: Nude Scanner to be used

It has been announced that all athletes who will be competing in future athletic events will undergo compulsory nude scanner tests. The testing is to prevent gender rows in future games. The scanner that will be used will be similar to the one...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole DID Mime And You Read It Here First

Cheryl Cole DID Mime And You Read It Here First

We revealed exclusively on this website that Cheryl Cole was miming at key points during her 'performance' of her debut single, 'Fight For This Love' on the X-Factor, Sunday. Cole herself has since admitted that the performance wasn't entirely kos...
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Funny story: Maradona To Succeed Ferguson As Manchester United Boss

Maradona To Succeed Ferguson As Manchester United Boss

Diego Maradona has emerged as a shock potential replacement for Sir Alex Ferguson should the Manchester United boss retire at the end of this season. Although Ferguson has said that he wishes to carry on it may be a case of the spirit being willin...
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Funny story: David Letterman's Wife Sues For Divorce, $500 Million!

David Letterman's Wife Sues For Divorce, $500 Million!

David Letterman's wife Regina, is suing the late night talk show host for a divorce, $500 million and custody of their son, Harry, according to a source who saw the court papers and revealed them to the Truth Tattler. Also named in the suit are e...
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Funny story: Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy

Studies have shown that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy. Literary experts announced their findings after three years painstaking analysis of children's classic; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Master Antonio Cherry, who led the research, sa...
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Funny story: Oops! President Obama Told He Has To Return His Nobel Peace Prize

Oops! President Obama Told He Has To Return His Nobel Peace Prize

OSLO, Norway - In a shocking development The Nobel Peace Prize Governing Committee has stated that President Barack Obama must return the Nobel Peace Prize immediately. Committee Chairman Thorbjorn Jagland, stated that his assistant Astrid Gunnars...
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Funny story: David Letterman Confirms Mother Part Of Office Staff Sex Scandal

David Letterman Confirms Mother Part Of Office Staff Sex Scandal

New York, NY-- David Letterman confirmed last night that his 98-year old mother was involved in the sex-scandal that is destroying the unfunny comedian. Mr. Letterman would only say that both he and his mother are adults and "there's anything wrong...
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Funny story: Lydia Guevara nude pics demoralize Latin America

Lydia Guevara nude pics demoralize Latin America

Havana, Cuba - A nation mourns, upon hearing the news that the granddaughter of beloved freedom fighter Che Guevara has decided to spit upon his memory by exploiting his name to assist the spoiled rich. Lydia Guevara has apparently agreed to appe...
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Funny story: David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts County

David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts County

Mega bucks football club Notts County have signed David Beckham's beard in a bid to reach the premiership. Following the recent Sol Campbell fiasco the club have been looking for a big name signing. Beckham's beard could prove to be the perfect signi...
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Funny story: Katy Perry and Russell Brand Get Matching Tattoos

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Get Matching Tattoos

PARIS - Comedian Russell Brand and his girlfriend pop singer Katy Perry were in town for the prestigious Madam Jean-Jean Underwear Fashion Show. While shopping for souvenirs on the Rive Gauche (The Left Bank), the giggly pair stopped off at the fa...
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Funny story: Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack

Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack

Liverpool, in an increasingly desperate attempt to revive their flagging season, have signed the beachball whose skilfull deflection was their downfall yesterday. The beachball, who was on loan from the Spanish side Real Costa del Sol, will partne...
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Funny story: Sharon Tate Murder File To Be Reopened After Roman Polanski Arrested

Sharon Tate Murder File To Be Reopened After Roman Polanski Arrested

Disturbing new evidence has come to light that "totally changes" the way police are thinking about the 1969 murder of Sharon Tate, it can be revealed. Tate's husband at the time of her murder, writer and weirdo Roman Polanski, was arrested by poli...
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Funny story: Filippa Hamilton on Weight Lookers' most wanted list

Filippa Hamilton on Weight Lookers' most wanted list

New York City, New York - Filippa Hamilton, the former model who was fired by Ralph Lauren for her excessive weight gain, is now being sought after by Weight Lookers. In fact, they've recently added to their ten most wanted list, a list they've kept...
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Funny story: Nude Photo of Jennifer Lopez Mistaken for Missing Chihuahua

Nude Photo of Jennifer Lopez Mistaken for Missing Chihuahua

Posted on several utility poles and small shop windows around the upscale California community of Bel Aire, a blurry close up of what looked to be the triangular head of a Mexican Hairless Chihuahua buffeted by two pillows, was accompanied by three w...
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Funny story: Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Obese and cretinous Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has been exposed as having a secret affair with a cream cake. It's been revealed that Mrs Moir has been cheating on her husband with the fattening pastry for the entire duration of their marriage. It'...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That David Letterman Should Resign

Sarah Palin Says That David Letterman Should Resign

DETROIT - Ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, in town to speak to the members of The Michigan Fender Menders Union Local 1313, has said that she believes that David Letterman should do the right thing and resign. Palin noted that Letterman admitted...
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Funny story: Olympics 2016: Compulsory Nudity

Olympics 2016: Compulsory Nudity

It has been announced that all athletes who will be competing in the Rio de Janeiro Summer Olympics in 2016 will have to do so in the nude. To be clothed - even to wear as little as a string - will be regarded as an insult to the Brazilian culture o...
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Funny story: Work Ethics: A brief history of masterbation at work

Work Ethics: A brief history of masterbation at work

Are you familiar with the UK's legal requirement to masturbate at work? That's not surprising. Out of 100 people asked the same question, everyone said 'No'. Also 30 people asked me if I was taking the piss and 12 threatened to beat me up. 3 People actually did beat me up. The 1946 UK Masturbation at Work directive In the mid 1940's it was calculated that masturbation in men accounted for...
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Funny story: John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster

John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster

Irish Eraserhead haired John and Edward Grimes caused consternation among Saturday night TV watching sad people when they appeared wearing bizarre red PVC suits and singing Britney Spears' 'Oops I Did It Again.' With a slightly bizarre dance rout...
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Funny story: Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Liverpool crisis continues as Rafa's boys minus Stevie G and Torres crash to defeat at Sunderland. Goal scored by Darren Bent, but bizarrely deflected from a balloon/beach ball launched onto the field of play by a Liverpool fan. Ironically. Liv...
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Funny story: Suicide Note

Suicide Note

Dear family, After much soul searching- and with the help of a bottle of malt liquor- I have decided to kill myself. I know I've always said that "you'll outlive me over my dead body," but circumstances have changed. You might be sad about my impending death, but we both know it's for the best. There's no denying that I'm a lousy wife, mother, poker player, ventriloquist and type setter.
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Funny story: Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts for Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, and 'Incompletions!"

Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts for Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, and 'Incompletions!"

Dallas,TX/ Broke Back Mountain Quarterback News - The Cowboy's 'aw shucks' quarterback, Tony Romo, with T.O. gone, and Jessica Simpson abandoned in a PETA shelter the day before her 29th birthday, is still blaming his former bad luck charm for less t...
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Funny story: UFO Computer Hacker Gary McKinnon to Receieve U.S. Medal of Freedom

UFO Computer Hacker Gary McKinnon to Receieve U.S. Medal of Freedom

The United States government did a complete about face today announcing that computer hacker Gary McKinnon performed a great service for the country and will be honored with the U.S. highest honor, the Medal of Freedom, rather than imprisoned. Sou...
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Funny story: David Letterman To Appear On The Jay Leno Show

David Letterman To Appear On The Jay Leno Show

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for The Jay Leno Show has just confirmed that talk show host David Letterman will be appearing on his new show. Leno, who is known for his boxing glove sized chin, said that Letterman called him and said that he want...
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Funny story: Pentagon satellite scans 'show Maddie running to Tapas Bar?'

Pentagon satellite scans 'show Maddie running to Tapas Bar?'

Praia da Illuzion - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Kidnap investigators are demanding answers amid astonishing preliminary analysis of US spy-in-the-sky satellite footage. Unconfirmed reports claim to show 'a child running from the McCann Ocean Club Apartment...
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Funny story: President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize - Puts It Up On eBay

President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize - Puts It Up On eBay

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has just been notified that he has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. He instantly said that although he greatly appreciates the gesture he is still mainly focused on the horrible state of the nation's eco...
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Funny story: The Reality Show Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Become Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

The Reality Show Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Become Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

LOS ANGELES - The producers of the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 have just informed the entertainment media that the name of the show is officially being changed to Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon. Cooper Kerplunk spokesman for the TLC Network wh...
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Funny story: Manchester United 'Extra Player' Claim To Be Investigated By FA

Manchester United 'Extra Player' Claim To Be Investigated By FA

The Football Association is to investigate a claim from Sunderland that Manchester United were allowed to field an extra player during their Premier League fixture at Old Trafford yesterday. The game ended 2-2, which was unfair on the Wearsiders,...
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Funny story: The Jay Leno Show Beaten In The Ratings By The Condiment Channel

The Jay Leno Show Beaten In The Ratings By The Condiment Channel

LOS ANGELES - The Jay Leno Show has only been on the air for six weeks and it has already been beaten in the ratings by a Cable TV Network. The Condiment Channel knocked Leno's NBC show to fourth place behind ABC and CBS. When Leno was told abo...
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Funny story: President Obama Receives Nobel Peace Prize, Pulitzer On The Same Day

President Obama Receives Nobel Peace Prize, Pulitzer On The Same Day

United States President Barack Obama, after seven months in office and trying to get any of his programs going here and abroad, has received word that he has won the Nobel Peace Prize, for holding up the peace symbol during his earlier visits to Euro...
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Funny story: President Obama Gets Down And Salsas With Thalia

President Obama Gets Down And Salsas With Thalia

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama showed that he can get out on the dance floor and salsa with the best of them. One of Mexico's most popular singers Thalia, 37, was the featured performer at The Latina and Latino Fiesta Fandango Festival...
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Funny story: Jay Leno's New Show On The Verge of Being Cancelled

Jay Leno's New Show On The Verge of Being Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - An unnamed inside source says that the National Broadcasting Company (NBC) says that there is talk that they may pull the plug on The Jay Leno Show. The inside source who spoke on grounds of anonymity said that he heard two of the top...
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Funny story: Obama wins Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry for inventing Placebo Piss

Obama wins Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry for inventing Placebo Piss

After winning Nobel Peace Prize, US President Barack Obama has collected another shining medal to his award collection. He was awarded the Ig Nobel prize in chemistry for inventing 'Placebo Piss', a new type of piss that flows not from the urinary tr...
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Funny story: Many People Unable to Find Nude Video of Erin Andrews

Many People Unable to Find Nude Video of Erin Andrews

Millions of internet users have been searching Google for the famous 'peeping tom' video of sexy, blond, statuesque ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrew nude, mostly with no success! "I saw the video when it first came out", said ESPN watcher Joel Higgin...
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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Has Son, Thankful He Takes After His Mother!

Man With World's Smallest Penis Has Son, Thankful He Takes After His Mother!

Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) and his wife Halletta, a pygmy from the Itura Forest in the Congo, have announced the birth of their first child, a son named Jean Pierre Wilson. "Thank goodness" stated Penis, "The little fella takes after h...
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Funny story: NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking's firstborn bastard son. The Pentagon hacker's DNA was discovered on an...
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Funny story: Moon To Bomb Earth On Friday

Moon To Bomb Earth On Friday

Washington DC-- The Moon will bomb the Earth on Friday. Targets include the Atlantic Ocean, California, and Illinois. The moon creatures are doing this purely for scientific research. They want to see if their is any moon dust on the Earth, among o...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Sign A Unique Pre-Nup Agreement

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Sign A Unique Pre-Nup Agreement

BEL AIR, California - Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian, the socialite, and Lamar Odom, the basketball player have just announced that they have one of the most unusual pre-nuptial agreements in history. The 25-year-old Khloe who probably is noted more f...
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Funny story: Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film

Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film

London, UK - Pedophiles the world over are expected to be boycotting "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", due to be released sometime in 2010. It will be the first movie in which Emma Watson, the actress who plays Hermione Granger, is over 18.
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Funny story: Monkeys Plan to Radiate NASA Astronauts

Monkeys Plan to Radiate NASA Astronauts

When the inhabitants of the Monkey House at the Bronx Zoo in New York City learned that NASA planned to radiate monkeys, they decided, "That's it. Enough's enough." "It's an outrage," one monkey commented. "Just because they want to know the e...
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Funny story: Family Guy's Peter Griffin outed as long lost brother of BNP leader Nick Griffin

Family Guy's Peter Griffin outed as long lost brother of BNP leader Nick Griffin

In stark contrast to the racist, anti-Semitic, holocaust denying witterings that normally are to be heard spouting from the mouth of the leader of the British Nazi Party, tonight's audience of BBC's Question Time bore witness to an amazing revelation...
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Funny story: Pope canonizes Obama - calls him a real saint

Pope canonizes Obama - calls him a real saint

THE VATICAN - Pope Benedict added 5 new saints to the Catholic Saints roster on Sunday then before he rested he added one more name to the list - that of US President Barack Obama. The Pope said he got the idea to include Obama's name after canoni...
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Funny story: Heather finally gives EastEnders birth. But who is the father? Ah, yes, meet John Prescott!

Heather finally gives EastEnders birth. But who is the father? Ah, yes, meet John Prescott!

Heather, an Eastenders character, most well known for not telling us she is fat or that John Prescott IS the father of her oversized kid, is finally due to give birth next Tuesday, 20 October 2009. Apparently, she will give away that Patrick, the...
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Funny story: Marie Osmond Upset At Being Snubbed By Brother Donny On Dancing With The Stars

Marie Osmond Upset At Being Snubbed By Brother Donny On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The lone female member of the famous singing Osmond family is reportedly extremely upset at being snubbed by her brother Donny after he completed his Charleston dance performance. Right after the music ended Donny ran over to the front...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse's New Boobs Put Fear Of God Into Gay Photographer

Amy Winehouse's New Boobs Put Fear Of God Into Gay Photographer

Amy Winehouse's boob job may be old news to seasoned hacks, but for gay papparazzi member Johnson Love III a spot of overexposure has led to sleepless nights, tremours, and bouts of delerium. Johnson's ordeal began two nights ago when he went off...
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Funny story: NASA to Bomb Moon with Minivan

NASA to Bomb Moon with Minivan

In a peculiar move NASA has announced it plans on bombing the moon with a minivan piloted by a housewife chatting on her cell phone while making a late left turn on a yellow. The minivan is expected to hit the moon at 6,000 miles per hour and adva...
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Funny story: San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

The San Andreas Fault, the continental transform fault that runs roughly 800 miles through California in the United States, and which forms the tectonic boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate, is to be mended next year. Th...
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Funny story: "What kind of Automatic Weapon Would Jesus Carry?" - New NRA Sales Promotion

"What kind of Automatic Weapon Would Jesus Carry?" - New NRA Sales Promotion

The NRA announced today that it is beginning a national sales campaign across American to promote the sales of automatic weapons and hand guns. "Our goal is to sell a weapon of some sort to every man, woman, and child in America over the age of six"...
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Funny story: Moir Calls For Man-Love Moratorium

Moir Calls For Man-Love Moratorium

Soon-to-be-ex Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has outraged normal human beings by calling for a repeal of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act and the reintroduction of jail sentences for 'being a bender'. In a warmly-received (by Daily Mail readers) in tod...
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Funny story: President Obama Releases "The White House Enemies List"

President Obama Releases "The White House Enemies List"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has said that President Obama has decided to give in to public opinion and release the so called 'White House Enemies List.' Colfax was quick to point out that White House Enemies Lists are...
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Funny story: Spiders with Massive Webs Start New Business

Spiders with Massive Webs Start New Business

Scientists had no sooner discovered a special type of spider that spins HUGE webs than these spiders decided to open a global business, "Snare The Bad Guys." What this unique spider service does is to grab up offending people and/or products, s...
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Funny story: Jimmy Carr almost apologises to Ann Widdecombe. Almost.

Jimmy Carr almost apologises to Ann Widdecombe. Almost.

Comedian Jimmy Carr has apologised to former Conservative MP for Maidstone and the Weald, the fragrant Ann Widdecombe for lewd, distasteful and downright bloody disgusting comments he made on terrifically jolly TV politics quiz show 'Have I Got News...
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Funny story: Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Colombia, Tenneesse - A man who police say was caught on tape having sex with a horse and later arrested told them in an interview that the horse came on to HIM first. "She gave me this look and I knew she wanted it. We were meant to be. She to...
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Funny story: Ron Paul City of 25,000 lesbians 'a Chinese Whispers fantasy?'

Ron Paul City of 25,000 lesbians 'a Chinese Whispers fantasy?'

Ron Paul City, Sweden - (Muff Bluff): The government has shrugged off a Chinese Whispers campaign that claims the northern Swedish settlement of Ron Paul City has a population of 25,000 lesbians. "Wrong, wrong, wrong!" the City's mayor Valkyrie S...
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Funny story: Beach Ball Was Really Sammy Lee

Beach Ball Was Really Sammy Lee

The beach ball which scored the deflected goal at the Stadium of Light on Saturday was really Liverpool assistant manager Sammy Lee. Following a run of poor results Rafa Benitez had come up with what he thought was a cunning plan to get an extra play...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa Sizzle Fashizzle!

Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa Sizzle Fashizzle!

HOLLYWOOD - Playboy model Joanna Krupa and her Dancing With The Stars partner Derek "The Blonde Boy" Hough literally burned up the DWTS dance floor with their lambada dance number. The grumpy judge from England Len Goodman said, as he dabbed the s...
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Funny story: Emma Watson vies for the coveted Milano

Emma Watson vies for the coveted Milano

Hollywood, California - Emma Watson is making a serious bid for the much sought Milano award this year. The Milano is given out each year to the television star that is regarded as most able to inspire masturbation in males of all ages. Past winn...
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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

HOLLYWOOD - Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's little girl, Kelly has admitted to Dancing With The Stars executives that she has burned her armpits. The British lass said that a day before the show she sprayed on some deodorant spray and it had some kind...
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Funny story: Obama Wins Nobel Prize and a New Category is Born - the Award for Nothing

Obama Wins Nobel Prize and a New Category is Born - the Award for Nothing

Stockholm, Sweden -- Joining the ranks of Physicists, Chemists, Physiologists/Medical Doctors, Writers and Pacifists will be another discipline of Nobel Prize recipients: Nothingists. The new category, known officially as the Nobel Prize for Noth...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested For Terrorism At Airport

Britney Spears Arrested For Terrorism At Airport

Popular singer Britney Spears has been arrested at the Atlanta Airport after security guards had arrivals pose in front of a full body scan. Britney, who was very upset, sent for her manager who immediately called an attorney. An insider at the...
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Funny story: Donny Osmond's Railroad Jitterbug On Dancing With The Stars Earns Him Three 8's

Donny Osmond's Railroad Jitterbug On Dancing With The Stars Earns Him Three 8's

HOLLYWOOD - Donny "The Stormin' Mormon" Osmond once again showed that the Man from Utah is a virtual dancing machine. Donny and his dance partner Kym Johnson pretty much covered every square foot of the studio dance floor with their jitterbug rend...
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Funny story: German tabloid "Die Bild Zeitung" predicts the end of the world!

German tabloid "Die Bild Zeitung" predicts the end of the world!

In a front page headline shocker article, German tabloid newspaper "Die Bild Zeitung" has proudly announced Doomsday is upon us, the end of the world is nigh and the Germans are always right, Sieg Heil! This "angst" making headline was in today's...
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Funny story: L.A. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Fears Khloe Kardashian-Odom Will Jinx The Team

L.A. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Fears Khloe Kardashian-Odom Will Jinx The Team

LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take long. Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told a reporter for Sports Illustrated that he is afraid that the new Mrs. Lamar Odom, aka Khloe Kardashian may bring bad luck to the Lakers team. Phil made his remark...
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Funny story: Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Convicted murderer Charles Manson has spoken publicly about his shock and disgust over Daily Mail sewer rat Jan Moir and her vicious article about the death of Stephen Gately. Mr Manson said: "I've done bad things in my life but I wouldn't write s...
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Funny story: Shades of Waco at Angel Valley sweat lodge disaster

Shades of Waco at Angel Valley sweat lodge disaster

Yavapai County, Arizona - (Earth Mysteries): Police are probing reports that a dodgy Branch Davidian-style herbal hookah pipe was involved in today's sweatbox tragedy. Two people died and at least 20 were taken ill as fifty born-again eco-nudist g...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are tired of society and its bias against their relationship. They want to start a family together and have decided to move to a Tibetan Shangri-La to do it. Lohan says that she and Ronson will be adopti...
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Funny story: Stacey Solomon shaves her head!

Stacey Solomon shaves her head!

In a bid to look like her idol, Stacey Solomon has shaved her hear ahead of the x-factor tonight. It all happened when she got to hair and makeup, she waltzed in and was told her hair would be put in a very high pony tail, she protested saying thing...
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