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Louis van Gaal's new tactic; spitting!

LVG introduced a secret weapon to his lame team hoping to please frustrated United fans; a spitting Llama! Away fans loved his debut at Newcastle and hope now they can spit their way into the top 4!

written by Jaggedone, 05 March 2015
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British TV Boss Sacked

British Television boss sacked after he suggests that his channel commission Snog, Marry, Avoid: Pedophile Special.

written by Leo Montford, 05 March 2015
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Woodpecker whacking weasel is ISIS mole

Leaked MI5 debriefing reports show that an ISIS mole known as "the weasel" returned to London recently and well, attacked the first beautiful thing she could find. PTSD is suspected...

written by David Geddes, 05 March 2015
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Irish and British Politicians promise the Earth

The above Politicians are vowing to improve everything, including more sunshine, less rain and money - bearing trees, in the run up to Elections

written by Ella Davide, 04 March 2015
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B.Netanyahu gets muted response at in U.S

'It was all too political, even from a Politician', says observer

written by Ella Davide, 04 March 2015
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Boris Nemtsov Murder In Russia

Strangely, 22 CCTV cameras in the Kremlin were 'switched off' for maintenance or gave fuzzy images at the time of Nemtsov murder. Like the CCTV cameras in the Alma tunnel when Princess Diana died.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 March 2015
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NFL stars to donate brains for medical research

Unfortunately the two unnamed players idea of removing each others brains with a table saw before sending them to USC went every so slightly wrong.

written by John_L, 04 March 2015
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Nigel Farage's big Berlin Wall!

UKIP will build a huge wall around the UK if elected! They haven't decided which one, Texan/Mexican (too porous) or a Berlin style, but Farage's missus, a German ordered him to take BERLIN or be shot!

written by Jaggedone, 04 March 2015
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Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations may offend

People all over the World who 'just can't wear green' may cause Saint Pat's Day Celebrations to be rethought.

Spoilthefun.com

written by Ella Davide, 04 March 2015
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Slain Russian opposition leader's girlfriend adopts the Sphynx Position

See No Evil, Hear No Evil advice coincides with Moscow's broken CCTV system on night of the shooting

written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
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Crazed woman digs up dad's grave, finds only cigarettes and vodka

Now WTF did Pa hide the TV remote control?

written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
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Hundreds of Pakistani parents jailed for refusing to indoctrinate kids

Ah, make that vaccinate, the brainwashing's just fine

written by queen mudder, 03 March 2015
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Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law.

written by Moose, 03 March 2015
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.

written by Trinculoman, 03 March 2015
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Cops say they know why someone built an underground bunker in Toronto

Looks like Preppers stocked up on ice cream, frozen pizza, beers and Colorado pot ahead of widely anticipated Armageddinouttahere stuff

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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IKEA head says Iran inquiry continues

Damn Ayatollah's have returned 3 million self-assembly National Consultative Assembly speakers' chairs, apparently much too squeaky for Persian tastes

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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Ukraine death toll sores past 6000

Mostly from bed sores as thousands of injured left in makeshift hospital beds with no change if dressings

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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Startling headlines reveal that 'Garcia switches position on Obama presidential library'

WTF Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia doing getting involved in such trashy stuff?

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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Robbers steal $5m in North Carolina gold heist

Cops post pics of the notorious 'Nugget Brothers' suspected of carrying out the snatch

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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White House Task Force Calls For Improvements In Police Shootings

So it's back to Bullett School for Bill Bratton & Co as well as compulsory eye, piss and mental health tests. What could possibly go wrong?

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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LAPD Skid Row Shooting Shows Importance Of Body Camera Technology

Poor tramp had a camcorder wired to his cardboard box, capture entire police assault on vid

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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In answer to WTF Would It Look Like If The Dowager Co*ntess Left Downton Abbey

Only partially brain-dead ITV viewers would notice, nobody else gives a flying fuck

written by queen mudder, 02 March 2015
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Palace Announces Event in Netanyahu Speech Time Slot

Imperial Narcissist Barack I will speak in the Rose Garden while Israeli PM addresses Congress. Emperor's theme:"The Incredible, Marvelous Essence of ME!" Queen of Sheba Rice will enforce attendance.

written by Trinculoman, 02 March 2015
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Man Attacks Disabled Father With Mounted Antlers

Claims the disability is all in the head, generations of ancestors all had mounted antlers and never moaned about it

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Apple Boss Says Invasion Of Privacy Is A 'Basic Human Fright''

Blames George W Bush and Tony Blair for starting the hysteria that scammed the whole world

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Palace Says Prince William Will Tackle China Trade

Yeah, just what we need, another taxpayer-funded scrounger flogging cups and saucers to the foreign masses

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Netanyahu heads to USA for hysteric showdown

Bookies offer odds of 5/4ON that the visit will end with massive punch up in the Fright House

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Jihadi beheader Emwazi said MI5 made him feel like 'a dead man wanking'

Always suspected necrophilia his abuse of choice!

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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WTF 'Prince William's Japan visit rekindles memories of Diana'??

Something about that fucked-up Fukushima nuclear reactor reminding William about the ex-Princess of Wales?

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Accused American sex offender minister arrested in Brazil waxing salon

Claims to be Minister for Foreign Affairs, requiring lots of de-hailing in the private quarters

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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FEMA finds evidence of fraud in Sandy reports

Hurricane Sandy? Or Clinton con man Sandy Berger, biggest Dem asshole since Al Gore

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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What do NYC feminists really, really want in a man?

Same as everybody else - a big cock, plenty of dosh and clean underpants

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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New York Toast says Gwynnie Paltrow is getting into the Juice game

Actress appears to be major investor in Canary Juice futures, makers of truth drug sodium Pentothal.

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Google backpeddles in new porn policy, erases millions of ancient hookers from the net

'Let that be a lesson to all scrubbers over the age of 30,' CEO Larry Page says, 'including that silly tart Chelsea.'

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Hosedown news as Israeli mole flushes out Assad chemical weapons cache

The dictator was storing sarin in his palace's chemical composting toilet, a birthday present from Prince Charles

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Ebola-suspected student claims hospital treated her like a nutter

Suing the NYC Mammorial Hospital for putting her in straight jacket instead of taking her temperature and taking her seriously

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Missing Swedish 15 year old with Ass Purgers found at Penn Station

Claims she'd been sent there to have colonic irrigation treatment for a minor stutter

written by queen mudder, 01 March 2015
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Irish Shadow Prime Minister: standing up to bullies

The Irish Tanaiste ( Shadow Prime MINISTER);
We have a history of standing up to bullies, (except the IMF)

written by Ella Davide, 28 February 2015
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Obama signs bill to fund Homeland Insecurity

Capitol Hill braces itself for a massive FBI bust of Russian agents who have infiltrated Wall Street, Big Oil and the Krispy Kreme Co

written by queen mudder, 28 February 2015
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Miami police chief busted for hooker threesome says dress overwhelmed him

Uh, make that stress. Chief Bozo's excuse still pathetic.

written by queen mudder, 28 February 2015
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Madonna may have taken a deliberate ''dive''

Madonna may have been 'slipped a bung', to fall off stage. Fallsatwork.com had set up the accident, but did not reckon on the Queen of Pop reclaiming the stage

written by Ella Davide, 28 February 2015
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Men Killed In Red Square Bar

Two brothers have been executed in a Moscow Pub. The inebriated Rubbertitsovs were shot after singing "Putin lime in de coconut and mix it all together - Putin lime in coconut and drink it all up."

written by antoine, 28 February 2015
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The legs have it!

HOLLYWOOD EXCLUSIVE: Harrison Ford returning for blade runner sequel if Oscar loans him his legs.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 February 2015
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Farage detained at US Immigration

UKIP's Nigel Farage found himself detained at US Immigration

for sounding 'Unamerican and being a Smoker'.

written by Ella Davide, 27 February 2015
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"Mr Spock has left the building!

"Its life Jim but not as I knew it!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 February 2015
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All Over "God's Country," God is Posting No Trespassing Signs

God, apparently really pissed off because of pollution, has blocked entrance to "God's Country."

written by Al N., 27 February 2015
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Star Wars In Doubt

R2D2 failed an MOT and may be scrapped as filming on Star Wars Vee One-ty One starts. Cast members reported smells emanating from the droid, whose fate may depend on sourcing a catalytic converter.

written by antoine, 26 February 2015
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Modern Icons feel undermined

The Destruction of Icons in ancient Ninnevah, Iraq, ignores such modern icons as Lady Gaga and Delboy. The attackers didn't even consider Madame Tussauds, London, philistines

written by Ella Davide, 26 February 2015
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Jihadi John s**t his self

27 year old Mohammed Emwazi, from London, has been admitted to Syria's "Kill the Infidels Clinic" with uncontrollable diarrhoea, following a news bulletin in which he was uncovered as 'Jihadi John'.

written by antoine, 26 February 2015
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Madonna blames Brit Awards trip on cloak

....or was it 'the real thing' I wonder?.....typo's rule!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 February 2015
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