Latest spoof news snippets
Showing the very latest breaking spoof news snippets. You can use the calendar on the right to browse through the most recent breaking news snippets.
Trump's Press Secretary Denies That Trumps' Slogan Was Going to be "Make America Hate Again!"
And then she asked if it was too late to change the slogan.
Harloton, Montana Emerald Kazoo & Spoons Band Drops Out of Trump Inaugural Celebration
With the exodus of the Kazoo & Spoon Band this still leaves Toby Keith & Frontmen of Country-YEEHAA!
Bald Troll Doll Storms White House, Takes Back Orange Hairpiece
A bald troll doll stormed into the White House just moments ago, and took back the wig Donald stole from it years ago. Clapping the wig on its head, the troll exited peacefully but in bad temper.
Vegas Gamblers Change Word for Wild Cards from "Trump"
By an anonymous vote, because of Trump's unpopularity, the word for a wild card will be a "Chump."
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich & Bonzo Dog Band Latest Bands to Refuse to Play at Trump's Inauguration
Also refusing to play at the Inauguration are the Log Cabin Republican Kazoo Band and Bongzilla.
Theresa pulls the plug on Europe!
New Iron lady, Theresa May (no relation to Maggie), has pulled the plug on Europe and Europeans are hoping she disappears down her own plughole!
NWO! Trump & Putin jump into bed!
Trump has released his latest foreign policies and decided to target Merkel instead of attacking ISIS! He called her "an old bag!" Putin laughed and has promised solidarity to Trump in their NWO!
Uber launches always-surging uberMAKE-IT-RAIN service in major cities today
Uber's newly launched service will cater to riders who want their pickup spot to be designated a surging area due to their unfounded belief that the more they pay, the higher the ride quality will be.
Dorset Wildlife Trust Asks Public To Name New Marine Conservation Zone Off Bournemouth Coast
'The current most popular name amongst the public is "MarineConservationZoney McMarineConservationZoneface"' admitted a Dorset Wildlife Trust spokesman.
Trump Denies That He Likes Pee
On a side note, sales of Trump Water have fallen to absolutely nothing.
Portuguese Man o War v German Giant Eagle!
Manchester, 15/01 sees an apocalyptic clash of fallen red giants! Can the Portuguese Man o War repel the German Eagle swooping to reclaim a long lost crown? Red Devils v Red Pretenders, a win, win!
Trump: Pink floyd To Pay For Wall
The President elect will seek funding from Congress and then he will send the bill to the band.
Trump Inauguration Announces It Will Feature "One-Hit-Wonder" Performers for Inauguration Festivities
Lee Greenwood, (God Bless the USA) and 3 Doors Down (Kryptonite) are the latest D-Listers signed.
More 20th Century Celebrities Die
With the passing of Peter Sarstedt, Lord Snowdon and William Peter Blatty in 2017, experts have calculated that within four years no celebrities will remain who anyone over sixty has ever heard of.
Rudy Giuliani Named Cyber Security Advisor
Learns to turn on his computer.
US Dems Demand Specific Cabinet Choice
In hearings US Congress Dems demand an Attorney Bleeding-Heart-in-Chief who'll grant status to all illegal aliens and ensure they vote retroactively for Hillary. Only voter ID required is a navel.
Rocky Trump Horror show opens in Washington!
Trump is determined to act like a seductive Tranny every time he confronts the world's press! Last night was his first performance as Rocky Trump Horror! It was a knock out success & Putin laughed too
Trump Will Rename the Rose Garden the "Pete Rose Garden"
He has also installed a device to make the Oval Office revolve so will call it the Revolving Office.
Meryl Streep Receives Huge Tax Bill And Her House is Repossessed
Trump says that it's not due to her remarks at the Golden Globes, insists it's just a coincidence.
Kremlin's Compromising Trump Files Include Photos of Him Without Toupee
Also, the Kremlin threatened to release details of Trump's 3-day secret marriage to Pam Anderson.
What's In Trump's Folders?
Trump aides jealously guarded the folders during the President elect's news conference and for good reason: it turns out they were the resumes of models "disappeared" by Trump International Talent.
KK robbed at gunpoint in Paris!
KK (name changed for legal reasons) was robbed of 10 kilos of her favorite jewelry in Paris! She thanked the robbers because now she feels 10 kilos lighter, and sod the money, she has enough!
Honey Boo Boo To Sing At Trump Inauguration
The chubby vixen is planning on singing the national anthem Marylin Monroe style.
Bernie bro and Trump supporter find
they are engaged to same Russian troll
New red caps on order
"Sdelat' ameriki zdorovo snova"
(this platform won't allow for original Cyrillic spelling)
Trump downsizes White House
Citing concerns for his carbon footprint, Trump plans to move the first family into a smaller building using only solar power.
New WWF Season Announced
Trump v. Democracy: The Final Smackdown
GOP pledges consistency
They vow to hold themselves to the same standards they have held the Democrats to: careful vetting of cabinet picks, open investigations of scandals, etc.
The public can just leave it all to them.
Due to a shortage of performers for the inauguration
Bill Clinton will be playing a saxophone solo.
Global warming threatens freezing Europe!
Another attack of global warming has descended upon Europe! In fact sitting here in Holland in my swimming trunks with a runny nose is not what they predicted!Let's hope they predict a new Ice Age!
Istanbul Police Tired of "Turkey Hunt" Jokes
"Yes, this is Turkey", sighed Police Chief Mehmet Arqodun, "and we are engaged in a manhunt, and we will shoot on sight, but can't you guys come up with something more creative?"
Dr Farquar and New Year
Do bailiffs wish everybody a Happy New Year? Contributed by Titas Fukk
Dr Farquar-Smith's comments: Oh yes. You can't take that away from them.
Trump Wants to End Phone Service in White House and Install Telegraph Instead.
He is also having all the computers removed and replaced with American-made 1950's IBM Mainframes.
If Jesus Were to Return...
He'd be given a Papal Knighthood by Pope Francis... and a gold watch... for services rendered to the Catholic Church.
UK Trade Unions Vow To Bring Britain To A Standstill
At today's press conference, representatives of UK trade unions were asked why on earth they were behaving like this. 'We don't know,' a spokesman admitted. 'We haven't thought it through that far.'
Saudis threaten to sell Hillary
Hillary owes the Arabs billions since she can't play for the pay.
They want to sell her to ISIS as a white slave but will first invest in massive plastic surgery.
Putting Christ Back in Christmas
Thank God the PussyGrabber-in-Chief is putting Christ back in Christmas . (Just don't let him anywhere near the Virgin Mary.)
DNC Dufus Duped Again
John Podufus,excampaign mgr.for Hillbot&DNCschlmiel,asked Santafor a cybersecure app,but was duped again via a phishing scam by a Russki icon in red suit&white beard.
Real life hijack becomes fantasy!
When does a real life hijack become reality? Ask Malta airport, they have all the answers...
Trump Comments on Saddam Hussein's Daughter's Endorsement of Him
"Saddam Hussein? Was that the pock-marked guy we took down in Panama?" asked Trump.
Scamatologists Moving to North Korea after Leah Remini Program
We just want to get away from the Suppresive atmosphere and move somewhere where they understand us
What Makes a Radical?
Self-hatred leading to a need for an 'identity'.
What is "identity".
What is "ego"?
Conditioning + beliefs + self-delusions.
That's how you get a 'hero', a 'martyr', a tyrant.. an idiot.
Rowling at Work on Two New Novels
An ounce of crap is crap. A ton of it is still crap.
But, if she keeps churning it out she will convince the sheeple for good that Potter emerged "fully formed" from her own teeming brain. It didn't.
Jill Stein Petitions the Supreme Count for a Recount of Electoral College Vote
She cited irregularities in the voting and the fact that the delegates had been hacked by the Russians.
At Last... The Truth Revealed
And terribly simple it is; Those who HAVE rule...and those who have NOT are ruled.
Let the asset be property, knowledge, scholarship; it matters not a damn. This is what is happening. Tyranny.
Rowling to Break Out
Rowling begins new franchises marketing her own fashion label, plus birthday cards, greeting cards, calendars and jewelry based on her drawings. "It's for literature and our investors," she explained.
#BreakingNews: President Barack Obama Admits That Donald Trump's Birther Certificate Is Authentic
Bill Cosby Camped Out on White House Lawn
Cosby wants a pardon from Obama before his term runs out but no one will tell him Obama's in Hawaii!
Pope Promises Salvation to All Electoral College Members Who Don't Vote for Trump
He also promised that any Trump electors voting for Hillary will receive a free Italian vacation.