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Farage 'Insults' Audience At Leaders' Debate.

It's virtually impossible to insult a BBC audience most of whom wander in off the streets for a free hot soup and a slice of bread.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 April 2015
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Express Owner Desmond Gives £1m To UKIP

Do-nothing-Dave and Little Eddie Milipeed have bowel malfunctions!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 April 2015
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Corrie To Lay Anne Kirkbride's Deirdre To Rest

Why not bury the rest of the cast, they have been 'dead' for feckin' years.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 April 2015
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Sturgeon Tells Little Eddie Milipeed: I Will Make You PM

"You shall go to the Ball....after you have given me yours!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 April 2015
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"

written by Al N., 17 April 2015
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Paul Blart, Mall Cop, Asked to Join the Avengers

Paul Blart, Mall Cop, was asked to fill a hole in the Avengers due to the disappearance of Ant Man.

written by Al N., 17 April 2015
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Daily Express owner Richard Desmond gives UKIP a million quid

Rumours are circulating that fellow media mogul Murdoch tried to give Cameron a million quid but he turned it down, so he hacked his bank account & cancelled all his direct debits & standing orders.

written by Simon Saunders, 16 April 2015
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Dating site for cheaters looks to raise $200M in IOO

Wall Street rumor mill says Bill Clinton just appointed to the Executive Board

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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'Star Wars: The Farce Awakens' trailer debuts in LA

Preview show delayed by five hours as Harrison Ford crash lands his Piper Cessna at a Glendale golf course

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Bill and Chirlaine De Blasio coughed up just $44K in taxes for 2014

Maybe the couple have a touch of amnesia about all those PetroEcuador dividend checks checking into their Caribbean checking accounts?

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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$5m book advance boosts Governor Cuomo's annual income

Must be some awesome kiss-n-tell revelations abou his divorce from Kerry Kennedy for all that filthy lucre to land in his lap

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Man wins $14.7M after hand was crushed in garbage compactor

That's one hell of a way to swoop on the Powerball jackpot - and it's all tax freak

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Man tossed through window by NYPD cop gets 'lousy' $120K settlement

Everyone knows the going rate starts at $100k for hurt feelings, never mind the plate glass lacerations and broken legs

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Giacometti sculpture poised to sell for record $130 million

A bit over priced considering it's only a copy and at least another five are out there

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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City of Detroit sues 'wrong church' over $170K power bill

Now being counter-sued by the First Hellfire Tabernacle of Mysterious Saints for defamation

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Woman driver blames coffee-drinking parrot for car smash

That's what happens when a caffeine-high macaw gets behind the wheel at rush hour on the beltway

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Next Round of Iran Nuclear Talks Start Next Week At Secret New Location

Best bet it's either inside the defunct Chernobyl reactor or the fucked-up Fukishima plant in Japan

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Judges Hear Challenge to Obama's Climate Effort Stuff

A whole lotta hot air from presidential asshole could entirely demolish Obama's slant

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Pope Ends Battle With American Catholic Nuns' Group

Loses five hands of poker to the Sisters of the Immaculate Deception plus three crates of holy communion whine

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pens!

Farmer Fiddler thought he had "hey diddled" the council by building a castle without permission and was ordered to demolish it, but being a great Fiddler, his castle is now a luxury piggy B & B!

written by Jaggedone, 16 April 2015
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Poll: Tories And Labour Still Neck And Neck

if only with the noose around BOTH their necks!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2015
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Supermarket Revamps Bonus Scheme For Top Managers

Every bit of staff exploitation helps!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2015
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* * * BREAKING NEWS * * *

Hillary Clinton was spotted this afternoon brushing her own hair. Video and detailed analysis available NOW on TheSpoofCableNetwork.com

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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* * * BREAKING NEWS * * *

Hillary Clinton was spotted this morning entering a restroom at hotel. She emerged a few minutes later. Full details tonight.

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican candidates held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van.

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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Word Etymology #1

Ideology
Early 16th century corruption of idiocy. Orig. from Gaelic idjit.

written by The Ruling Authority, 16 April 2015
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Inhumane Society wants Neiman Marcus 'faux' fur probe

Says too many damn Alsatians are going missing before ending up as fun fur stoles on the catwalk

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Nokia confirms acquisition fucked-up French telecom company

Money for old rope acquistion soumds like a desperate tax saving ploy

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Bill De Blasio defends his decision not to endorse Hillary

Endorsements start at $100,000 and rise thru to $500,000. No IOUs accepted.

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Man standing outside Papaya Dog is stabbed in head with a Screwdriver

Such terrible luck the guy's having, last week he got hit in the chops by a Manhattan, And previously a Bloody Mary.

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Psycho-killer wolverine escapes from New Jersey porn shoot

Lock your pussies, guys, she's got a taste for raw meat

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Woman says she was forced to take the piss in jail cell after drinking 'Bahama Mamas'

Mock my taste in booze and see how I redecorate your jail cell walls

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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UN chief gives Daniel Craig special emission to eliminate mines

The project will commence after mignight, Mr Bond, so it will be a nocturnal emission

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Kendall Jenner goes topless, 'soon maybe headless'

IS Jihadis reckon a spot of beheading is coming next

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Uptight Israeli ultra-Orthodox Jews cut Kim Kardashian from photo

Women don't have a soil in Judaism, besides KK is an old slag in the first place

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Lil Wayne's former driver accuses rapper of threatening to chill him

Dastardly stuff, LW!

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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'Fault in Our Stars' author's Indiana home 'is listing'

Second thoughts, make that 'is being listed'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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WTF 'The evolution of Emma Watson?'

Jumped up non-entity now a hasbeen as Harry Potter movies become old hat

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Kissing cab hos gobsmacked at inclusion in Clinton campaign vid

Prior arrangement with live porn streaming company throwing up all kindsa copyright issues

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Hillary's father's tombstone razed to the ground

Poor sucker turning in his grave at the idea of Hillary 2016

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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South Carolina abduction thwarted because suspect couldn't shit sticks

Er, 'couldn't drive stick shift'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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18th-century sex toy unearthed at school of swordfish

Correction! that should read 'at school of swordmanship'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Exotic dancing spoof discovered in Florida mansion

Sounds like Bargis Tryhol caught pirouetting The Nutcracker

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Incontinence pad used by Pope Francis auctioned off for $30K

Vatican taking da piss with its holy relics program

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Hollywood Buzz Reveals Senator Harry Reid's Next Career Move

Soon-to-be-retiring Reid is jumping into Movie Biz. Word is he's been signed to appear as an arch villain in the next Bond flick. Harry will be portraying Bond's new nemesis, Ernst Stavro Blowwank.

written by Trinculoman, 15 April 2015
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Socially Awkward Deduction Worried No One Will Take Her On This Year's Return

...but concerned about being seen as EZ.

written by Jeff Watts, 15 April 2015
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Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make.

written by Moose, 15 April 2015
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Rand Paul Announces His Approach to Foreign Policy

Candidate Paul asserts in his Presidency US will dispense with all Foreign Policy matters, declaring: "We'll all git out to the holler 'n' brew sum Kaintuck moonshine! Daddy's nutso recipe kicks ass!"

written by Trinculoman, 15 April 2015
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Sheeple Mental Cowering Reaches Rome

Yesterday, a Catholic nun was gang-raped in front of the altar during a Solemn Pontifical High Mass at St. Peter's Basilica Rome... while the congregation looked on. Many took photos.

written by Auntie Matter, 14 April 2015
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Gay penguin book banned in US!

US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about a gay penguin couple adopting a baby! Elton John has protested and begged Penguin books to reissue the book in San Quentin!

written by Jaggedone, 13 April 2015
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