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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).

written by Al N., 20 November 2014
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Bill Cosby to Star in New Film With Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, and Michael Richards

NOT sidelined by being shut down on projects by NBC, Netflix, CBC, and his grandchildren's PTA Christmas Program, Bill Cosby announced his new movie will also include Chris Brown & Lance Armstrong.

written by Al N., 20 November 2014
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Bill Cosby Wants to Sit Down and Have a Drink With Everyone Who Thinks He's A Rapist

Once-popular comedian, Bill Cosby, in a lighter vein, said in a Fat Albert voice that he would like to have a drink with everybody who thinks he's a rapist, especially the 19-year-old girls.

written by Al N., 20 November 2014
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Trans-Fats Linked to Worse Memory

Uh, could have sworn I read something sbout this stuff only yesterday but hey, amnesia ain't all it's made out to be

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Palestinian terror group claims responsibility for deadly loan shark attack

Usury removal business still thriving on thr Gaza Strip

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Miss Honduras and sister found murdered with gunshot wounds

Organisers fear this weekend's Miss World contest about to get very very nasty

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Senate Dems reject Keystone XL oil pipeline build bill

Fear 'XL' really means 'extra large' and the new pipe will soon be grossly obese - like many Canadians already

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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One million guns sold ahead of Ferguson grand jury decision

Folks feel you just can't be careful enough in case they reach the 'wrong' decision

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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German auctioneer puts Hitler painting on the market

Oil on canvas shows the Fuhrer shooting up skag with Hitler's Pope and Benito Mussolini, priceless composition worth a bob or two

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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De Blasio tells Hillary to run to the left to secure presidency

Preferably over a cliff, darlin', you Clintons so past your sell-by

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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FBI planning cosy fireside chat with Mrs Clinton about passing polygraph and stuff

The move follows discovery of the Rose Law Firm's amnesia files, bound to be a vote grabber in the 2016 White House elections

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Man busted for ordering Taco Bell drive-thru on his mule

Cops later said No Asses Allowed and fined the guy for trespass

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Syrian ambassador bollocks Saudi counterpart at UN

Sounds like kick-off of the notorious annual Holier-Than-Thou season

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Giant Hairbag Recall

The recently announced recall of 7.8 million defective hairbags is certain to cast a shadow on the results of the latest national elections.

written by The Ruling Authority, 19 November 2014
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BBC Criticised For Using Subtitles In Interview with a County Londonderry Blacksmith On Its Countryfile Programme

'Representatives of Irish organisations have telephoned us,' admitted a BBC spokesman, 'to say that the subtitles were unnecessary and offensive - at least we think that's what they said.'

written by Swan Morrison, 19 November 2014
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Irish Citizens Protest about everything

Irish people never protested about anything......now they protest every day about everything, prompted by fury over Water Charges....1000s are protesting about rain , fog ,obesity and infertility..

written by Ella Davide, 18 November 2014
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Better to marry than to burn wayward teenager is told

Cops must have seen that 'Naked teen breaks into two homes while his own house burns' headline on the net

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Mass murderer Charles Manson gets license to marry 26-year-old

It's thought his fiance is a burly 6ft10ins jailhouse screw called Big Butch Al

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Starbucks facing giant European fracking bill

Now we know why their coffee in London tastes like a load of hyraulically fractured tar sands crude

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Shock horror as SeaWorld stock sinks 50% in 2014

Corpses of dozens of dead dolphins, sharks and sea lions still litter the pool bottom, you'd think they'd have cleared up the place by now

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Confused Silk Road 'mastermind'says he's a victim of fracking

No wait - did I just say that?? - it's gotta be hacking.

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Solange breaks out in hives following nuptials

ER docs baffled why they're all over her bikini line, test the bride for Jay-Z's aftershave allergy

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Harvey Weinstein mistaken for a dumb waiter?

Mechanical food hoist not a flattering comparison but whaddahell

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Band Aid 30 singers uninformed

A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF THE 'BAND AID 30 LINE- UP ''AREN'T TOO SURE WHERE EBOLA IS , BUT HOPE TO RAISE AWARENESS OF IT''

written by Ella Davide, 17 November 2014
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Exchequer Collapses as 100% of Smokers give up

All of Britain's Smokers have kicked the habit....A Franctic Law will now be passed , making it illegal NOT to smoke in public....

written by Ella Davide, 17 November 2014
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Christopher Columbus was a Muslim says Turkish president

Remains of prayer mat and dishdasha found at Cape Canaveral prove the point

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Pakistani boot camps want to re-program IS insurgents

Cobblers! It's a fallacy you can re-educate decapitation fanatics into wholesome organic farming opium growers

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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NYC women face taboo of prenup radio carbon dating

Livid New York brides-to-be are being made to pass radio carbon dating tests to prove their actual age according to matrimonial lawyrs specialising in prenups

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Pope is coming to the US next September

Probably in a cremation urn, a few lapse of honor around NYC cathedral and then scattering at sea at the Bay of Pigs

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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American fleas after trying to mail body parts from Thailand

WTF? Darned varmints ended up scratching each other to death I guess

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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Chirlane McCray de Blasio's embattled top aide takes leave of senses

Rachel Noerdlinger quits her cushy sinecure and heads for stint at B.S. Rehab

written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
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The Governor Of The Bank Of England Suggests Increasingly Complex Ways To Control Dishonesty By Bankers

'The telling thing about Mark Carney's recent speech in Singapore,' said an analyst, 'was that it was based on the unstated premise that there could never be such a thing as an honest banker.'

written by Swan Morrison, 17 November 2014
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Procol Harem Tribute Band Droned By Mistake

Tribute "Whiter Shade Of Pale" band Bokol Harem were this morning accidentally targeted by "Obama Drone" anti terrorist killer drones while performing in Scunthorpe. Tributes poured in this morning.

written by Auntie Jean, 17 November 2014
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Exchequer Collapses as 100% of Smokers give up

Nurses and GPs will hand out free fags to 13 year olds, in a desperate bid to promote smoking.
It will now be COMPULSORY to smoke , to gain entry to libraries, schools , pubs and gyms .

written by Ella Davide, 16 November 2014
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Putin's Snub due to Koala Fur

Mr Putin snubbed the BRISBANE G20 Summit straight after posing with a Koala Bear. The marsupial is thought to be a Former KGB Double Agent and the terrified President was ''very shaken ''

written by Ella Davide, 16 November 2014
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Latest Obama Executive Order Clarifies State of the Nation

Obama issues order proclaiming himself Barack I, Imperial Monarch of all US dominions save Texas, about which His Supreme Egoistness declared a state of war exists with the Principality of the Bushes.

written by Trinculoman, 16 November 2014
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First Aid

Geldof's Band Aid 30 'millionaires' obviously don't know that donations from each of them might improve the problem at hand!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 November 2014
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Hollywood's 100

Mickey Rooney & John Wayne combined to give England's captain his century.

written by j.w., 16 November 2014
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Megan Fox shows off her slim figure in distressed jeans at Studio City lunch

Distressed? More like completely freaked out if those gashes on the fabric are anything to go by

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Keith Richards put my kids off booze for life, claims Jerry Hall

Besides, they all prefer to skin up a spliff just like their dad Mick Jagger

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Barbara Streisand rubbishes rumours that she and husband James Brolin are headed for divorce

On the other hand, $50 million for a quickie no-fault decree does sound remarkably appealing

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Kristen Stewart's wardrobe malfunction at the Hollywood Film Awards as her top slips

Luckily she was completely starkes underneath, totally saved the situation

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Eminem's gaunt looks due to more active lifestyle and improved diet

So much for all those daft cocaine rumors, then!

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Khloe Kardashian comes to Kim's defense, says nude photo shoot was 'liberating' for sister

Yep, flashing yer fanny for a million bucks a pop certainly liberates the bank balance

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Kendall Jenner announces her appointment as the new face of beauty giant Baboon's Arsehole

No wait - Estee Lauder!

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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YAWN: Chef Frank McClelland brings cider-glazed roast duck to THE Dish

SO yesterday's menu, darling, how about a decent hog roast instead?

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Licensed hookers' outrage as New York City strippers win $10 million in back wages

Expect a multi-billion dollar lawsuit as 100 old slappers sue for party - uh, parity!

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Paris big cat 'is no tiger' say witnesses

Just some old French cougar on the prowl, maybe Brigitte Bardot

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Russian TV claims it has satellite photo of Philae Lander crashing on comet

However a tell-tale 'Martian Obelisk' in the background soon scuppers report's credibility

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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Putin's slams dreadful G20 reception

Says his cell phone just keeps dying everytime Obama's minders start fiddling with their signal jammers outside the men's room

written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
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