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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them
Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
Bill Cosby to Star in New Film With Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, and Michael Richards
NOT sidelined by being shut down on projects by NBC, Netflix, CBC, and his grandchildren's PTA Christmas Program, Bill Cosby announced his new movie will also include Chris Brown & Lance Armstrong.
Bill Cosby Wants to Sit Down and Have a Drink With Everyone Who Thinks He's A Rapist
Once-popular comedian, Bill Cosby, in a lighter vein, said in a Fat Albert voice that he would like to have a drink with everybody who thinks he's a rapist, especially the 19-year-old girls.
Trans-Fats Linked to Worse Memory
Uh, could have sworn I read something sbout this stuff only yesterday but hey, amnesia ain't all it's made out to be
Palestinian terror group claims responsibility for deadly loan shark attack
Usury removal business still thriving on thr Gaza Strip
Miss Honduras and sister found murdered with gunshot wounds
Organisers fear this weekend's Miss World contest about to get very very nasty
Senate Dems reject Keystone XL oil pipeline build bill
Fear 'XL' really means 'extra large' and the new pipe will soon be grossly obese - like many Canadians already
One million guns sold ahead of Ferguson grand jury decision
Folks feel you just can't be careful enough in case they reach the 'wrong' decision
German auctioneer puts Hitler painting on the market
Oil on canvas shows the Fuhrer shooting up skag with Hitler's Pope and Benito Mussolini, priceless composition worth a bob or two
De Blasio tells Hillary to run to the left to secure presidency
Preferably over a cliff, darlin', you Clintons so past your sell-by
FBI planning cosy fireside chat with Mrs Clinton about passing polygraph and stuff
The move follows discovery of the Rose Law Firm's amnesia files, bound to be a vote grabber in the 2016 White House elections
Man busted for ordering Taco Bell drive-thru on his mule
Cops later said No Asses Allowed and fined the guy for trespass
Syrian ambassador bollocks Saudi counterpart at UN
Sounds like kick-off of the notorious annual Holier-Than-Thou season
Giant Hairbag Recall
The recently announced recall of 7.8 million defective hairbags is certain to cast a shadow on the results of the latest national elections.
BBC Criticised For Using Subtitles In Interview with a County Londonderry Blacksmith On Its Countryfile Programme
'Representatives of Irish organisations have telephoned us,' admitted a BBC spokesman, 'to say that the subtitles were unnecessary and offensive - at least we think that's what they said.'
Irish Citizens Protest about everything
Irish people never protested about anything......now they protest every day about everything, prompted by fury over Water Charges....1000s are protesting about rain , fog ,obesity and infertility..
Better to marry than to burn wayward teenager is told
Cops must have seen that 'Naked teen breaks into two homes while his own house burns' headline on the net
Mass murderer Charles Manson gets license to marry 26-year-old
It's thought his fiance is a burly 6ft10ins jailhouse screw called Big Butch Al
Starbucks facing giant European fracking bill
Now we know why their coffee in London tastes like a load of hyraulically fractured tar sands crude
Shock horror as SeaWorld stock sinks 50% in 2014
Corpses of dozens of dead dolphins, sharks and sea lions still litter the pool bottom, you'd think they'd have cleared up the place by now
Confused Silk Road 'mastermind'says he's a victim of fracking
No wait - did I just say that?? - it's gotta be hacking.
Solange breaks out in hives following nuptials
ER docs baffled why they're all over her bikini line, test the bride for Jay-Z's aftershave allergy
Harvey Weinstein mistaken for a dumb waiter?
Mechanical food hoist not a flattering comparison but whaddahell
Band Aid 30 singers uninformed
A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF THE 'BAND AID 30 LINE- UP ''AREN'T TOO SURE WHERE EBOLA IS , BUT HOPE TO RAISE AWARENESS OF IT''
Exchequer Collapses as 100% of Smokers give up
All of Britain's Smokers have kicked the habit....A Franctic Law will now be passed , making it illegal NOT to smoke in public....
Christopher Columbus was a Muslim says Turkish president
Remains of prayer mat and dishdasha found at Cape Canaveral prove the point
Pakistani boot camps want to re-program IS insurgents
Cobblers! It's a fallacy you can re-educate decapitation fanatics into wholesome organic farming opium growers
NYC women face taboo of prenup radio carbon dating
Livid New York brides-to-be are being made to pass radio carbon dating tests to prove their actual age according to matrimonial lawyrs specialising in prenups
Pope is coming to the US next September
Probably in a cremation urn, a few lapse of honor around NYC cathedral and then scattering at sea at the Bay of Pigs
American fleas after trying to mail body parts from Thailand
WTF? Darned varmints ended up scratching each other to death I guess
Chirlane McCray de Blasio's embattled top aide takes leave of senses
Rachel Noerdlinger quits her cushy sinecure and heads for stint at B.S. Rehab
The Governor Of The Bank Of England Suggests Increasingly Complex Ways To Control Dishonesty By Bankers
'The telling thing about Mark Carney's recent speech in Singapore,' said an analyst, 'was that it was based on the unstated premise that there could never be such a thing as an honest banker.'
Procol Harem Tribute Band Droned By Mistake
Tribute "Whiter Shade Of Pale" band Bokol Harem were this morning accidentally targeted by "Obama Drone" anti terrorist killer drones while performing in Scunthorpe. Tributes poured in this morning.
Exchequer Collapses as 100% of Smokers give up
Nurses and GPs will hand out free fags to 13 year olds, in a desperate bid to promote smoking.
It will now be COMPULSORY to smoke , to gain entry to libraries, schools , pubs and gyms .
Putin's Snub due to Koala Fur
Mr Putin snubbed the BRISBANE G20 Summit straight after posing with a Koala Bear. The marsupial is thought to be a Former KGB Double Agent and the terrified President was ''very shaken ''
Latest Obama Executive Order Clarifies State of the Nation
Obama issues order proclaiming himself Barack I, Imperial Monarch of all US dominions save Texas, about which His Supreme Egoistness declared a state of war exists with the Principality of the Bushes.
Geldof's Band Aid 30 'millionaires' obviously don't know that donations from each of them might improve the problem at hand!
Mickey Rooney & John Wayne combined to give England's captain his century.
Megan Fox shows off her slim figure in distressed jeans at Studio City lunch
Distressed? More like completely freaked out if those gashes on the fabric are anything to go by
Keith Richards put my kids off booze for life, claims Jerry Hall
Besides, they all prefer to skin up a spliff just like their dad Mick Jagger
Barbara Streisand rubbishes rumours that she and husband James Brolin are headed for divorce
On the other hand, $50 million for a quickie no-fault decree does sound remarkably appealing
Kristen Stewart's wardrobe malfunction at the Hollywood Film Awards as her top slips
Luckily she was completely starkes underneath, totally saved the situation
Eminem's gaunt looks due to more active lifestyle and improved diet
So much for all those daft cocaine rumors, then!
Khloe Kardashian comes to Kim's defense, says nude photo shoot was 'liberating' for sister
Yep, flashing yer fanny for a million bucks a pop certainly liberates the bank balance
Kendall Jenner announces her appointment as the new face of beauty giant Baboon's Arsehole
No wait - Estee Lauder!
YAWN: Chef Frank McClelland brings cider-glazed roast duck to THE Dish
SO yesterday's menu, darling, how about a decent hog roast instead?
Licensed hookers' outrage as New York City strippers win $10 million in back wages
Expect a multi-billion dollar lawsuit as 100 old slappers sue for party - uh, parity!
Paris big cat 'is no tiger' say witnesses
Just some old French cougar on the prowl, maybe Brigitte Bardot
Russian TV claims it has satellite photo of Philae Lander crashing on comet
However a tell-tale 'Martian Obelisk' in the background soon scuppers report's credibility
Putin's slams dreadful G20 reception
Says his cell phone just keeps dying everytime Obama's minders start fiddling with their signal jammers outside the men's room