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Pink Loses Suit Against Manufacturer of "Lick Pink" Gear

"You can't complain about a parody that associates your brand with a sexual act if your brand is already named 'Like Pink,'" said the judge in the case.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 22 May 2017
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No fun being a burger bun on the buses!

UK buses are banning burgers and their owners from boarding! Obese munching burger people take up too many seats and skinnies are being squeezed on to bikes! Terrible for the economy!

written by Jaggedone, 20 May 2017
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Roger Ailes Arrives in Hell

"You're here for starting a polarizing fake news station AND the sexual harassment" spoke Satan.

written by Al N., 20 May 2017
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Anthony's Weiner Gets Him in Trouble Again

Hopefully, 2 to 3 years imprisoned with other sex offenders will make him think about it next time.

written by Al N., 20 May 2017
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World Trembles as Trump Travels

"Meeting with Muslim, Jewish, and Catholic leaders-it's a recipe for disaster!" said everybody.

written by Al N., 19 May 2017
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Harry Potter Republicans Gather Together to Save Trump from Witch Hunt

We are the best witch hunt protection Trump can get!

written by Al N., 19 May 2017
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Trump is Reportedly Holed Up in a Bunker in a Hidden Location

Forsaking his tour, as most of the countries have cancelled him, Trump says he is under attack.

written by Al N., 19 May 2017
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Brazilian President, the Estate of Chris Cornell & Bill Cosby All to Sue Trump

"So, nobody can find out anything if it isn't about Trump. He has narcistically hijacked the news."

written by Al N., 19 May 2017
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Donald Trump's Presidential Museum Set To Be Located At Amusement Park

Coney Island, the iconic amusement park in Brooklyn N.Y, will house a kiosk with a collection of scraps of paper, napkins, crayons and other articles used by Mr. Trump to formulate his decisions.

written by GProwler, 16 May 2017
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Thousands Of NHS Patient Files Lost

When asked if this had rested from a new cyber attack, an NHS spokesman reassured reporters that such misplacement of notes was an entirely normal, every day occurrence.

written by Swan Morrison, 16 May 2017
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Definition: Snowflake

Snowflake: A term used to describe anyone complaining about President Trump, used primarily by those who spent the previous eight years whining about President Obama.

written by Jaki Treehorn, 15 May 2017
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Low Numbers

The Yankees retired Derek Jeter's number this weekend. The Mets only had Sandy Alderson's IQ score to work with.

written by Michael Balton, 14 May 2017
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Trump Goes on Firing Spree and Fires New President of France

Also, Steve Colbert, Bill Maher, Meryl Streep, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, & the CEO of Nordstrom.

written by Al N., 13 May 2017
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Americans Can't Tell the Difference Between a Trump Speech and an SNL Skit

But luckily Apple is working on an app for that.

written by Al N., 12 May 2017
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James Comey will now leverage his prosecutorial acumen on TV

Ex-FBI Director Comey will appear on NoCrimeTV. A preview of his 1st show indicates he will explain how Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, and the 911 Hijackers were not guilty of crimes due to lack of intent.

written by Trinculoman, 12 May 2017
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Trump Names Bill O'Reilly to Department of Sexual Harassment

Other members and experts in the department include Roger Ailes, Bill Cosby, Sean Hannity, & Trump.

written by Al N., 11 May 2017
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Trump Claims That He Invented the Phrase "Prime the Pump"

Another phrase Trump invented is'stupid is as stupid does.' He also invented the word 'moron.'

written by Al N., 11 May 2017
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Trump Says Firing FBI Director Had Nothing to Do With FBI's Investigation of Trump

"President Trump has found someone that will be hugely good as FBI Director" said Trump flunkies.

written by Al N., 10 May 2017
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From Playbill...

Until further notice, the role of FBI director will be played by Alec Baldwin.

written by Michael Balton, 10 May 2017
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Beware of flying, fire-spouting Dino!

Chinese scientists have discovered Theresa May's DNA is the same as a fire-spouting, flying, dino-dragon that once ruled the planet! Well that explains everything!

written by Jaggedone, 10 May 2017
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Human Ken Trashes Human Barbie

"She's all fake implants and extensions," said Human Ken as he received steroid and Botox injections.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 09 May 2017
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Christopher Hitchens Drinks Satan Under the Table, Attempts Daring Escape from Hell.

Deceased author and columnist Christopher Hitchens attempts a daring escape from hell but is tackled by Satan's right hand man Johnny Cochran.

written by Lou Chase, 09 May 2017
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Protest Volunteers Growing Weary Over Never Ending Schedule, Demand at Least Weed Money From George Soros

Volunteers for George Soros' anti-conservative Protest Alliance group are starting to get a little dismayed at the lack of support they're getting from the top.

written by Lou Chase, 09 May 2017
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Slogan Rethink As General Election Campaign Begins In Earnest

Political parties have been forced to urgently revise their election strategies on discovery that all but one party leader had chosen the same vote-winning slogan: 'I'm Not Jeremy Corbyn'.

written by Swan Morrison, 07 May 2017
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France bans skinny models!

Rich and famous people attending Parisian fashion shows can now remove their earplugs! Because the sound of strutting, Rolling Bones rattling catwalks has been banned!

written by Jaggedone, 07 May 2017
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Kim Jong-Un Eats Through Surplus North Korean Food

A new famine has begun and Kim's still hungry!

written by Al N., 06 May 2017
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President Trump Has an Enlarged Heart

The president accidentally told the truth when he said he has a big heart for Dreamers: it seems Trump is suffering from cardiomegaly, an enlarged heart brought on by his poor health.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 04 May 2017
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Jeremy Corbyn To Vote Conservative On 8th June

'I've been a lifelong Labour supporter,' he told reporters. 'I'd like to see a Labour government, but, with the political situation as it is just at the moment, I think I need to play safe this time.'

written by Swan Morrison, 02 May 2017
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Chuckle Brothers Decide Not To Sue Jeremy Corbyn And Tim Farron

'They're not deliberately copying our material,' said Chuckle Brothers, Barry and Paul Elliott, magnanimously. 'It's not their fault that the public keep mistaking them for us.'

written by Swan Morrison, 02 May 2017
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Jeremy Corbyn Promises Paradise On Earth If Elected

'There will be no more wars,' he told the last remaining Labour voters. 'Peace, joy and love will prevail for all eternity. Dianne Abbott intended to announce this today,' he added, 'but she forgot.'

written by Swan Morrison, 02 May 2017
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Congressman Chaffetz Has Foot Removed From Mouth

Still in a cast after the historic surgery, the head of the house oversight committee hopes to get back to the investigation of Hillary Clinton's role in the Russian hacking of the 2016 election.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 02 May 2017
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Fly United

What a drag.

written by Mike Peril, 28 April 2017
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Uber to fly the unfriendly skies

Within three years, Uber intends to offer flying cars to serve as taxis or, for passengers who no longer want to be dragged down an airplane's aisles, as surrogates for United Airlines flights.

written by Gee Pee, 27 April 2017
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Rapper Kodak Black may be imprisoned for real

For violating house arrest and visiting a strip club, rapper Kodak Black could face hard time in prison. "If I goes to jail, it be worth it," he said. "Them titties was sexy!"

written by Gee Pee, 27 April 2017
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Bill Cosby eager to clear his name

As he awaits trial on rape charges, has-been comedian Bill Cosby says he can't wait until he's acquitted so he can, uh, "perform" again.

written by Gee Pee, 27 April 2017
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Website harasses Coulter

A website, Jess's Belles, sexually harassed conservative pundit Anne Coulter, calling her a "blowhard," a euphemism for someone who performs oral sex.

written by Gee Pee, 27 April 2017
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Jaggedone just reached 1500 spoofs and he's still alive!

Lawsuits, terrorist threats on his life, Mark Lawton's editorial clap-trap cannot keep an old spoofer down! Jaggedone reached a milestone; 1500 spoofs and still bullshitting! Now where's my cheque?

written by Jaggedone, 25 April 2017
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Feeling Old

I got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 April 2017
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The First Two Hundred Days

BREAKING NEWS: After No Major Legislative Wins, President Trump Signs an Executive Order Extending the First One Hundred Days to Two Hundred Days

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 April 2017
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Transylvania Airlines Announces Policy Change

"From now on, when flights are overbooked, we will no longer impale surplus passengers beside the airport tarmac," announced company president Vlad Teppish.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 22 April 2017
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Bill O'Reilly and Roger Ailes to Form New Network

All women must sign non-disclosure agreements before working for them.

written by Al N., 21 April 2017
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Wonder drug comes too late for Jaggedone!

Scientists have developed a drug that stops neurodegenerative brain diseases, including dementia! Who the fuck is Jaggedone???

written by Jaggedone, 20 April 2017
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Jeremy Corbyn Welcomes Election

'He's had to say that he welcomes an election,' said someone living in the real world. 'I wonder if Theresa will force turkeys into saying they welcome Christmas.'

written by Swan Morrison, 19 April 2017
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Giant iceberg causes meltdown among global drink companies!

A giant iceberg struck the coast of Canada causing a meltdown between global drink giants. Red Bull, Coca Cola, etc, tried but to buy it, but a Scotch whisky giant called it Titanic and won the race!

written by Jaggedone, 19 April 2017
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White House Cleaning Staff Accidentally Flushes Trump Administration

"Sometimes it's hard to tell the trash that people want to keep."

"Someone should have left us a note," said unnamed staff member.

written by pinkwalrus, 18 April 2017
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Trump Offers to Fight Kim Jong-Un to Settle Conflict

"My proxy is ready to go-Vladimir Putin! So, Kimmy Boy, you aren't chicken are you?" tweeted Trump.

written by Al N., 15 April 2017
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Celebs should never say never!

John Cleese is the latest celeb to eat his words after crawling back to the BeeB. He will play a gay Basil Fawlty who falls in love with Manuel and divorces Sybil; promises to be a bender!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2017
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Tesco Apologise For Booze Ad: 'Great Offers On Beer And Cider. Good Friday Just Got Better'

'We're now working on our Christmas campaign,' said a Tesco spokesman. 'What do you think of: It's Boozemas. Come to Tesco for mangers full of cheap hooch?'

written by Swan Morrison, 14 April 2017
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United Airlines Now Offers Both a Red-Eye Flight and a Black-Eye Flight

The friendly skies just ain't what they used to be!

written by Al N., 13 April 2017
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Donald and Melania Trump Forgot About Barron and He Was "Home Alone" During Christmas Vacation

The worst part was there was only around $102,000 in petty cash in the penthouse!

written by Al N., 13 April 2017
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