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Do-nothing-Dave to emigrate to Australia to avoid worsening migrant crisis

..........begins surf board training while on holiday in Cornwall.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 August 2015
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Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.

written by Moose, 26 August 2015
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In response to consumer demand, Uber now offers uberDREAM

Uber has just released uberDREAM, which allows you to request a ride in your sleep. Despite strong interest prior to its release, Uber has complained that no one has used it to request a ride.

written by Brandy Pasquino, 23 August 2015
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Facebook launches new family proximity app.

Facebook on Monday unveiled a new app which alerts users to family members and spouses located within 100 yards, encouraging them to start a conversation or even a relationship.

written by Glen Jacobs, 22 August 2015
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Trump Involved In Bribing Scandal

Presidential hopeful Donald Trump was caught bribing himself in order to gain influence in political affairs.

written by Maditude, 19 August 2015
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Trump states "Kim Jong-Un" is Just Like Me

Donald Trump is proud to be compared with Kim Jong-Un, leader of North Korea. "He doesn't want short people with accents crossing over his border either."

written by Joanie Chevalier, 19 August 2015
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Trump trades places with North Korea's Leader

While visiting North Korea to play golf with Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un devise a plan to trade places as a "joke." They both make pouty faces and throw tantrums when no one notices.

written by Joanie Chevalier, 19 August 2015
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Emperor Invites CBS's '60 Minutes' to Tour of His Sanctum Sanctorum

Barack I hosted 60min simperers on a tour of his shrine to dictators, proudly showing a lock of Hitler's hair, Mussolini's scalp wax, and one of Hugo Chavez's colostomy bags.All were prostrate in awe.

written by Trinculoman, 18 August 2015
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Clinton and Trump Plan For the Future Post-16 Election

NY Squib.com reports The Donald and Hill are jointly collaborating on a book titled "Prevaricating to Bamboozle Dumb-Cluck Yahoos for Fun and Profit."Based on polls to date, future sales are assured.

written by Trinculoman, 17 August 2015
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Post GOP Debate Rand Paul Is Engaged in Doing What He Loves

Aided by Chris Christie during the GOP debate, Rand Paul is now pursuing his passion and has turned it into an entrepreneurial venture. He's now blowing hot air into Hot Air balloons for profit,

written by Trinculoman, 15 August 2015
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21-year old Sleeps Thru Planet Pluto Breakthrough

A 21-year old man just woke up after a month of sleeping. "Yo, that mudderfuckin' dog keeps popping up everywhere. What's he so famous for?"

written by Joanie Chevalier, 12 August 2015
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Thank heavens there's not another K in KK!

Kim Kardashian is missing a K and if she had another one that would be real news, but sadly she only has a Big B and 2 huge BB's and her dad is jealous!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2015
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Donald Trump says 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' -

"Whenever I have lady problems, I go right to the jeweler and buy diamonds. Even though Megyn Kelly's married, I should've bought her a rock. Dag nab! Now I want to throw one at her!"

written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
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Donald Trump's ratings go higher with every insane rant & insult -

"I never knew politics was so much fun. I can hardly wait to get to the White House, walk into the kitchen, and yell at the kitchen staff - 'You're fired!'"

written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
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Donald Trump insists his hair is real and not a toupe' -

"It's mine, it's all mine...My parents left me with really great hair roots and a quarter of a gawdzillion buckeroos. I've galvanized their money and it went right to my head!"

written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
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The Republican Party hates Donald Trump -

And the feeling's mutual. The wannabes and hacks have been trumped by a real blabbermouth with the spine of a coast-to-coast railroad! It's not the caboose, but the engine that'll run you over.

written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
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Megyn Kelly is very upset with Donald Trump's debate reactions --

Now, now, cupcake...Did you really expect The Donald to be suave and debonair when you acted like a witch on wheels? Do filthy rich guys or Fox blabbermouths get their wealth from such attributes?

written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
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Donald Trump says "Puerto Ricans are his least favorite Mexicans" -

And he still insists he'll win the Hispanic vote. Even if you covered that mop with a sombrero until voting day, you won't get one Latino vote, gringo!

written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
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Will Donald Trump run as an Independent?

Maybe. Maybe not. At this point, even the Independents (there's not really such a party, is there?) just want him to go away. Mars would be good. Uranus better.

written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
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Donald is a lame duck!

The US have chosen their next president because they've had enough of lame ducks and prefer a hard-nut pussy!

written by Jaggedone, 10 August 2015
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Trump Fires Hairstylist

"You're fired!" Donald Trump bellowed to his personal hairstylist yesterday.
"It's about frickin' time!" muttered the FuxNews reporter who's been following him like a lost puppy all week.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 07 August 2015
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Trump Buried in Heaps of Ties and Colorful Socks

With only a few hours until the much-anticipated debate, Donald Trump appears indecisive about what outfit to wear. "There are piles of clothes thrown everywhere," stated his aide nervously.

written by Joanie Chevalier, 06 August 2015
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Premiership starts with a massive hangover!

Not only binging Premier Clubs throwing millions out of the window have a hangover, players do too. Angel (well he thinks he is) Di Maria had a stinking hangover in Manchester and went AWOL, ARSEHOLE

written by Jaggedone, 05 August 2015
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Joe Biden enters race

Joe Biden confirmed a run for the White House. He said the main reason was sexism against Hillary. "It's sad you know, some people just couldn't stand to see a broad in the White House"

written by Disciple2000, 04 August 2015
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Seagulls NOT involved

The demises of several small dogs have involved natural causes and no seagulls were involved, say under - employed
sea- side cops.

written by Ella Davide, 03 August 2015
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Westboro Ass-Tits

The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.

written by Xavier Fairbanks, 02 August 2015
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Hair to Trump - "You're Fired!"

After deep reflection, Donald Trump's hair has decided to part ways with the candidate most commonly known for his inappropriate comments on immigrants. According to records, his hair is Latino.

written by Xavier Fairbanks, 02 August 2015
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!

written by Jean Le Fete, 01 August 2015
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Grumpy Trumpy

Grumpy Trumpy made quite a squall,
Grumpy Trumpy had a great fall.
All of Ailes' minions and all of Ailes' pundits
Couldn't put his Party together again.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 31 July 2015
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Pirates' Cruise Ship Snack Attack

A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning

written by Dick Sheerer, 31 July 2015
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Snippets on Sale Again

Okay our last sale was so popular we ran clean out of snippets. So now were going to offer a buy-back program. 100 snippets for the price of 1, that's our final offer. Don't be shy watch them fly!

written by Jean Le Fete, 30 July 2015
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F1 Women Drivers...Tut!

Dizzy blonde F1 driver Maria de Villota recalls she crashed hitting a tree. "It wasn't my fault" sha said "I beeped the horn!". Villota has since secured a job as a lollipop woman on a one way street.

written by The Big C O Jones, 30 July 2015
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It's a Shame about Shane

The anniversary of 80's TV star Paul Shane who died last year was celebrated today. Buried 80ft in the ground; the vicar asked attendees 'How Hi di hi?'. the mourners replying 'Very Low di Low'.

written by The Big C O Jones, 30 July 2015
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Bond Bound and Gagged

World famous secret agent James Bond took full responsibility for the fall of the British Empire. His ostentatious acts of sexual depravity, and indiscretions lead to the fall of Western democracies.

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Self Righteous Wing Extremism

From the summit of Mt. Appalachia with arms raised skyward in a flagrant display of pompous pride and pretentiousness, self-ordained Pope Rick Santorum decreed that he and only he is holier than thou.

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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US Victim of OPEC Coup

In a sneakily sinister scheme the Oil Pumping Evil Countries (OPEC) dropped the price of crude oil to two cents per barrel, then conquered the US when consumers choked to death from car exhaust fumes.

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Mike Huckabee Sees God

GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee (Huckleberry Finn's illegitimate great grandson), claimed to be god almighty, swearing, "May god strike me dead if I'm lying". He hasn't been seen ever since.

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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New Law of Physics Discovered

Citing wrestler Hulk Hogan as evidence, renowned super genius Stephen Hawking proved that one's intellectual capacity decreases in direct proportion to increased physical strength and athletic ability

written by Dick Sheerer, 30 July 2015
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Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.

written by Trinculoman, 29 July 2015
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Man can't believe country isn't the same as 30 years ago.

"Too many foreign people. Too many gays. Too many mental health issues. We didn't have any of those when I was growing up."

written by StevenPoland89, 27 July 2015
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Obama Kicked Out Of Kenya, Visa Rescinded

President Obama left Kenya today after its President grew exasperated with Obama's incessant harping about "gay rights" during a visit that was supposed to be about security cooperation and trade.

written by Jason Half-Pillow, 26 July 2015
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Pentagon "Concerned" After 300 Recruiting Stations Simultaneously Bombed

The Pentagon today said it is "looking into" the bombing of over 300 Army recruiting stations. "We are wondering what the soldiers working at these centers did to provoke the explosions."

written by Jason Half-Pillow, 26 July 2015
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Missouri Refugees Flood Kansas

Lawrence, KS - Over 50,000 Missourians crossed the border into Kansas, fleeing civil war and genocide in their own state.

written by Jason Half-Pillow, 26 July 2015
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The Trumpolice

Donald Trump took his political campaign on the offensive by hiring off-duty SWAT team members for his own personal mercenary militia to round up illegal aliens and arrest them on Trumped up charges.

written by Dick Sheerer, 25 July 2015
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Peruvian Tribe "Untouched by Civilization"

A campaign has been launched to allow the recently discovered Peruvian tribe "untouched by civilization" to REMAIN UNTOUCHED BY CIVILIZATION as all of us 'touched' by 'civilization' are FUCKED UP.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 July 2015
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Elon Musk Buys Space Station

High tech industrialist and SpaceXXX CEO Elon Musk paid an unprecedented $47,000,000,000.00 to purchase the International Space Station and convert it into the very first interstellar whorehouse.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Big Apple - Rotten To The Core

At the behest of Rudi Juliani NY Gov. Cuomo ordered the National Guard to cordon off Manhattan and quarantine the island to keep the insanity epidemic inside the Big Asshole - oops, I meant Big Apple.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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Kill Shot From Sun Hits Earth

A spectacular solar mass ejection hurled astronomical waves of thermonuclear radiation through space directly toward Earth and burned the planet into a charred cinder ball in just a matter of seconds.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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New Supreme Court Ruling

In a landmark decision to settle the frivolous lawsuit of Spoof v Goof the high court ruled in favor of the defense and Justice Anton Scalia pounded the plaintiff's head into the floor with his gavel.

written by Dick Sheerer, 24 July 2015
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