More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

Funny story: More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues
It's long overdue, but it's here now on your screen! More exclusive stuff from your favorite website for lefti-progressive memorabilia and prized totems of coastal-elitist craving. You'll want to add all these choice gems to your elegant display ca...
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Trump Business Advice: Stiff Your Workers, Keep the Money, and Watch Your Personal Net Worth Rise!

Funny story: Trump Business Advice: Stiff Your Workers, Keep the Money, and Watch Your Personal Net Worth Rise!
Horn Hill, Alabama Trump, when asked at a rally what was taught at Trump University before it closed, he went into a talk on his business practices, where it came out that he never paid his employees, contractors, and even the little girl musical tro...
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Federal Reserve to Introduce New Measures to Further Reduce Inflation

Funny story: Federal Reserve to Introduce New Measures to Further Reduce Inflation
Washington - In testimony before a joint session of Congress, Federal Reserve Chairman Janet Yellen unveiled a new preferred measurement of inflation, developed to further combat the tendency of prices to increase in the U.S. economy. "Historical...
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Spoof reporter to not quit day job

Funny story: Spoof reporter to not quit day job
"I have come to the realization, " said I to a packed conference room in the left wing of my mind, "that since I have embarked on this road of hard-nosed reporting for The Spoof that there are no bonus checks arriving in the mail." I wiped m...
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Trump Says Investing in His 2020 Campaign NOW Is A Good Investment for Your Future

Funny story: Trump Says Investing in His 2020 Campaign NOW Is A Good Investment for Your Future
Newly-elected President of the United States Donald Trump explained some of the new tax rules to a class of business students touring Trump Tower. "Now is the time for everyone to buy into the future by investing in Trump 2020 Campaign Bonds" spo...
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Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

Funny story: Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight
The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...
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NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

Funny story: NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns
Washington (SAPP) - With the Obexit just months from now, President Obama is no longer the primary source for gun sales. For 7 straight years, US gun dealers have attributed the increased sale of guns and ammunition to Barrack Hussein Obama. The NRA...
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Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare

Funny story: Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare
Trump Tower, NY Trump announced that he will fulfill one of his campaign promises right away. "We will start up Trump Hospitals to provide cut-rate health care for poor people. Then they will not have to be in the same waiting rooms with people th...
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Trump Babbles Coherently Nobody Understands

In a complete reversal of normal babble, Trump babbled so coherently his handlers passed out leaving him alone in a meeting room with a wet bar. HUGE, SAD. 2 hours later he was a babbling idiot again.
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Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...
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Funny story: Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game

Trump Sues Maker Of "Trumpemon" Parody Game

With the wild success of Pokemon Go, a parody of the game called "Trumpemon" has already been released. At the same time, the makers of the parody are already being sued by Donald Trump in a California court. Tellingly, Trump is suing for trademar...
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Funny story: Apple Announces iPhone For Pets

Apple Announces iPhone For Pets

As the market for iPhones becomes saturated, Apple is attempting to tap into another niche market by rolling out reinforced iPhones and iPads for pets. Mike Bursa of team Apple gave a demo and talk at an unveiling party in Palo Alto, CA. Only a fe...
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Funny story: Meet ARGH! The New Five Syllable Social Platform Giving Twitter A Run For It's Money

Meet ARGH! The New Five Syllable Social Platform Giving Twitter A Run For It's Money

Scientists and Doctors have been concerned for decades with the attention span shortening effect of our technologies and electronic entertainment, from the MTV generation in the 80s to the the Wired generation of today tweeting 140 characters or less...
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Funny story: Shit-Storm Jacket Introduced By Extreme Weather Outfitter

Shit-Storm Jacket Introduced By Extreme Weather Outfitter

Everest Outfitters, known for their extreme weather gear, introduced a new product this week. Most of their products protect against excessive cold, wet, wind, and heat. Everest became the first company to identify and market to an increasingly pe...
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Funny story: Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

The real estate tycoon formerly known as Donald Trump has gone completely to the dark side and is now known as Darth Hirsutias. At a press conference from Traitors Towers, formerly Trump Towers, the dark lord Hirsutias explained the name change an...
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Funny story: Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

In the face of President Trump's threatened ban, stocks are soaring for Mexican brewers, as well as distributors and sellers of Mexican beer. Reached by phone, Molly Snipes, CEO of Molotov distributors in Denver, talked to this reporter about the...
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Funny story: Starbucks denies anti Christian Holiday theme

Starbucks denies anti Christian Holiday theme

Starbucks unveiled its line of holiday cups today and shocked concerned Christians throughout the world. One odd cup features a portrait of Pontius Pilate. When asked why this was chosen at this particular time of year spokesperson Arnold Pudge sai...
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