Tracy Morgan settles suit with Walmart

Funny story: Tracy Morgan settles suit with Walmart
Today Tracy Morgan, famed comedian and star of many funny programs, settled his automobile head-trauma case with not-so-funny Walmart. The terms of the settlement were confidential, but for a price, (undisclosed,) we were able to determine the gen...
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Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

Funny story: Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing
NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the...
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Trump Will Re-Start Trump University With a Brand-New Curriculum

Funny story: Trump Will Re-Start Trump University With a Brand-New Curriculum
New York, NY Donald Trump took time off from his failing presidential campaign to announce that he would be opening his failed college, Trump University, for the second time. "This time we have a solid line-up of classes that can't help but make e...
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Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

Funny story: Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford
A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...
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Banks Reply to Greece

Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece
Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...
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Building on Starbucks' Race Together Initiative New "Defend Your Position" Campaign Earning Stellar Reviews

Funny story: Building on Starbucks' Race Together Initiative New "Defend Your Position" Campaign Earning Stellar Reviews
Building upon the great success of Starbucks' Race Together campaign, a rival coffee house has unveiled their new concept of "Defend Your Position". "What we found out very quickly is that people already have very set opinions on a great many sub...
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Job Applicant Sets Himself Apart with Thank You Note

Funny story: Job Applicant Sets Himself Apart with Thank You Note
ELKHART, IN--Saying that he had never before seen such passion and originality in an applicant, Marshall & Inmark hiring manager Karl Sayers told reporters Thursday that 24-year-old Peter Heintzelman had "all but clinched" the marketing assistant...
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Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

Funny story: Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders
KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...
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Obama Hit For Hypocracy

A white police cop roughed up Harvard prof, Henry Louis Gates & the Pres. said it was stupid but apologized. After he fired a black woman Shirley Sharrod who Brietbart lied about he wouldn't hire her.
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Funny story: Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...
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Funny story: Commerce Department Approves Big Pharma Merger

Commerce Department Approves Big Pharma Merger

Officials at the US Department of Commerce endorsed the largest merger in corporate history by rubber-stamping the paperwork prior to returning it to the roll in the toilet stall at the lavatory down the hall. The amalgamation involved the acquis...
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Funny story: America Not Ready for Trump Dollars, Announces Trump

America Not Ready for Trump Dollars, Announces Trump

New York, NY In a move that surprised no one but Trump's most devoted followers, Trump today announced that his "Trump Dollars" investments would be discontinued and that the Trump Dollar accounts had to be transferred to Trump's campaign fund. Trump...
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Funny story: Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...
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Funny story: LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church-(Marketwired - Nov 15, 2015) - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ("LDS church") is very pleased to announce the acquisition of the Westboro Baptist Church ("WBC" or "Westboro")...
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Funny story: Technological home breakthrough

Technological home breakthrough

Havvanna Stairlifts have just announced their latest innovation for the modern home with elderly relatives living in. A built in commode for the stairlift to save those poor old crumblies the inconvenience of going to the bathroom and pissing all ove...
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Funny story: Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...
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Funny story: "Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players

"Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players

A Chicago businesswoman has developed the new Workemon app designed to hook up employers with available Pokemon Go players. Independent game app designer Lexi Perot was having trouble staffing her second business, a pizza restaurant, when an incid...
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