Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

Funny story: Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing
NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the...
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Job Applicant Sets Himself Apart with Thank You Note

Funny story: Job Applicant Sets Himself Apart with Thank You Note
ELKHART, IN--Saying that he had never before seen such passion and originality in an applicant, Marshall & Inmark hiring manager Karl Sayers told reporters Thursday that 24-year-old Peter Heintzelman had "all but clinched" the marketing assistant...
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AK-47 factory to be built in Florida: Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat and let's go to the landfill and shoot some rats!

Funny story: AK-47 factory to be built in Florida: Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat and let's go to the landfill and shoot some rats!
POMPANO BEACH, Fla - The Sunshine State will soon be the home of Kalashnikov USA. The company has announced plans to manufacture the famous AK-47 assault rifles in Florida sometime soon. According to an article that ran Jan. 28 on WNCN North Carol...
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Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards

Funny story: Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards
Who says the U.S. government is mean and nasty? Big Brother is watching out for you and doesn't want to see you get injured or killed on what it designates as a "counterfeit hoverboard". U.S. Customs officials have nabbed more than 16,000 counterf...
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Banks Reply to Greece

Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece
Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...
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Greece Prepares to make move from Euro to Bitcoin

Funny story: Greece Prepares to make move from Euro to Bitcoin
After suffering through failure after failure to utilize real money to keep their country's economy from complete collapse, Greece has decided to make the switch to fake money to ease their economic woes. After a great deal of pressure from the...
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Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Funny story: Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app
Los Angeles, California - Rolling Stoned magazine is reporting today that well known US rapper Snoop Dogg is a leading backer of an innovative $100m start-up business delivering medical marijuana by aerial drone. Mr Dogg, real name Calvin Cordoza...
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McDonalds to Hire 500 Chimpanzees In 250 Test Stores

Funny story: McDonalds to Hire 500 Chimpanzees In 250 Test Stores
A major announcement from McDonald's -who like all companies forced to compete in the global marketplace - is committed to using good old American creativity and resourcefulness to beat China and India at their own game. "McDonald's will be employ...
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The Donald Touts His Military Creds

His Trumpiness bellows he's "militaristic!" 'Course he is -- he colors his hair with Agent Orange.
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Funny story: Commerce Department Approves Big Pharma Merger

Commerce Department Approves Big Pharma Merger

Officials at the US Department of Commerce endorsed the largest merger in corporate history by rubber-stamping the paperwork prior to returning it to the roll in the toilet stall at the lavatory down the hall. The amalgamation involved the acquis...
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Funny story: Stock Market Volatility forces CEO to consider giving up "Wednesday Home"

Stock Market Volatility forces CEO to consider giving up "Wednesday Home"

With China's market crash having an effect on the US Stock Exchange even the wealthiest of "1%" are feeling the pinch. Take, for example, Jeffrey Van Thornhurst, CEO of Takyour Financial Inc. who has felt a very direct personal impact due to the mon...
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Funny story: Technological home breakthrough

Technological home breakthrough

Havvanna Stairlifts have just announced their latest innovation for the modern home with elderly relatives living in. A built in commode for the stairlift to save those poor old crumblies the inconvenience of going to the bathroom and pissing all ove...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies May Lose Jobs, Hope for Remake of Movie THE BIRDS

Twitter Birdies May Lose Jobs, Hope for Remake of Movie THE BIRDS

Ever since Twitter announced plans to cut its workforce, the birdies have been all atwitter, wondering if some of them will be losing their jobs. "Hopefully not," said Bill Twitter, Head Bird of the Twitter Birdies labor union. "After all, it is...
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Funny story: Tracy Morgan settles suit with Walmart

Tracy Morgan settles suit with Walmart

Today Tracy Morgan, famed comedian and star of many funny programs, settled his automobile head-trauma case with not-so-funny Walmart. The terms of the settlement were confidential, but for a price, (undisclosed,) we were able to determine the gen...
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Funny story: SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

Phoenix, AZ - Gas prices are on the rise once again, and once again this means that our nation's airlines are busy coming up with sneaky new tactics to gouge a few more dollars out of the old bottom line. This week, SouthWest Airlines announced it's...
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Funny story: Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Electronics giant Apple chose New York City as a venue to introduce its new dominatrix robot, the iBitch, to consumers last week. Spokesbitch Ivana C. U. Hirt explained to reporters and tech gurus that the idea for the iBitch was actually spawned...
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Funny story: IBM sells itself to self

IBM sells itself to self

From the moment the bell rang, the stock market went bananas. For days it had been rumored that IBM was up to something. For the entire week the stock reflected unusual activity. The volume had increased from its usual daily volume of 12 million to 1...
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