Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"

Funny story: Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"
Trump Towers, NY Donald Trump, upset at complaints that all his foundation has ever done was buy Donald Trump statues and paintings for Trump-owned properties. This is in spite of the fact that there are indications that some money was used for a cer...
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Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare

Funny story: Trump Will Dismantle Obamacare and Start Trumpcare
Trump Tower, NY Trump announced that he will fulfill one of his campaign promises right away. "We will start up Trump Hospitals to provide cut-rate health care for poor people. Then they will not have to be in the same waiting rooms with people th...
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Meet ARGH! The New Five Syllable Social Platform Giving Twitter A Run For It's Money

Funny story: Meet ARGH! The New Five Syllable Social Platform Giving Twitter A Run For It's Money
Scientists and Doctors have been concerned for decades with the attention span shortening effect of our technologies and electronic entertainment, from the MTV generation in the 80s to the the Wired generation of today tweeting 140 characters or less...
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MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger
Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...
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Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

Funny story: Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town
OLE PLAYING POSSUM, Ky. - Donald Trump is starting up a small industry in this small Kentucky town, once a coal mining center for the local area. About a decade ago, 300 high-paying coal mining jobs were lost here and the small village has seen bette...
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To avoid conflicts of interest, Donald Trump tweets he will move all his businesses to Russia

Funny story: To avoid conflicts of interest, Donald Trump tweets he will move all his businesses to Russia
NEW YORK, N.Y. - In a nebulous correspondence sent from his cell phone via Twitter at 3:13 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2017, Donald Trump tweeted: I will be moving each and every one of my businesses from the USA and other countries to Russia. Althou...
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Donald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance

Funny story: Donald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance
President Elect Donald Trump has said he will cut the budget for superhero insurance after January 20th. For years, individuals such as Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the long forgotten Goat Boy have been destroying large areas of downtown Gotha...
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Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

Funny story: Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples
In the face of President Trump's threatened ban, stocks are soaring for Mexican brewers, as well as distributors and sellers of Mexican beer. Reached by phone, Molly Snipes, CEO of Molotov distributors in Denver, talked to this reporter about the...
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Will 1/20 Become the New 4/20?

Due to stress of Trump Inauguration pot use is expected to reach near epidemic proportions. Movement to 'honor' cannabis expected to move to January from April to help cope with new world order.
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Funny story: Pizza Parlor Panic!

Pizza Parlor Panic!

Montgomery Ala.: Creation scientist have issued a dire warning against eating pizza. Ford Cellars, of the Bible Center for Spiritual Research said they have evidence that consumption of the cuisine may lead to pedophila. "We've kept a close e...
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Funny story: Transylvania Tourism Booms Since Melania Trump Was Recalled

Transylvania Tourism Booms Since Melania Trump Was Recalled

Since news broke that First Lady Melania Trump was reanimated from the dead in Transylvania, thousands of people have flocked to the area to sight see and to take a tour of Cryotech Re-animators, Melania Trump's birthplace. Most affected is the to...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...
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Funny story: Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

In business news in Swanage (other medium sized places are available) a Mr Richard Potato does not understand why people in the office think he is a bit of a prick. The underwhelming figure of Mr Potato 52, said 'I know that the rest of the office...
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Funny story: Sales Of Tic Tacs Sour On Trump

Sales Of Tic Tacs Sour On Trump

After tapes surfaced where Donald Trump talked about using Tic Tacs before sexually assaulting women, sales of the breath mints have plummeted worldwide. Manny Charenselov, who runs a small newsstand in a downtown Denver office high rise, has noti...
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Funny story: Trump Will Re-Start Trump University With a Brand-New Curriculum

Trump Will Re-Start Trump University With a Brand-New Curriculum

New York, NY Donald Trump took time off from his failing presidential campaign to announce that he would be opening his failed college, Trump University, for the second time. "This time we have a solid line-up of classes that can't help but make e...
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Funny story: Starbucks denies anti Christian Holiday theme

Starbucks denies anti Christian Holiday theme

Starbucks unveiled its line of holiday cups today and shocked concerned Christians throughout the world. One odd cup features a portrait of Pontius Pilate. When asked why this was chosen at this particular time of year spokesperson Arnold Pudge sai...
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Funny story: Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

The real estate tycoon formerly known as Donald Trump has gone completely to the dark side and is now known as Darth Hirsutias. At a press conference from Traitors Towers, formerly Trump Towers, the dark lord Hirsutias explained the name change an...
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