Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans

Funny story: Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans
Donald Trump, self-proclaimed financial wizard, outlined a plan he says that even average Americans can follow to attain what Trump calls "true wealth." "Of course, one wouldn't become as rich as me, but even a small, insignificant person like mos...
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Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

Funny story: Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange
A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...
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Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Funny story: Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."
Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...
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Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

Funny story: Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing
NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the...
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Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

Funny story: Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford
A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...
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AK-47 factory to be built in Florida: Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat and let's go to the landfill and shoot some rats!

Funny story: AK-47 factory to be built in Florida: Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat and let's go to the landfill and shoot some rats!
POMPANO BEACH, Fla - The Sunshine State will soon be the home of Kalashnikov USA. The company has announced plans to manufacture the famous AK-47 assault rifles in Florida sometime soon. According to an article that ran Jan. 28 on WNCN North Carol...
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Rapper .50 cent Lowers His Price For Walmart Ad

Funny story: Rapper .50 cent Lowers His Price For Walmart Ad
Los Angeles, CA - Rapper .50 cent has apparently completed terms on a contract with retail giant Walmart, in an agreement to cross-market one and others brands. The Walmart folks want America to know that there is nothing that they can't cut the pric...
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Teddy Bears Protest Planned Closing of FAO Schwarz

Funny story: Teddy Bears Protest Planned Closing of FAO Schwarz
Even for New Yorkers who think they've seen it all, this was a unique sighting! Yesterday on Fifth Avenue in NYC, a large group of teddy bears protested the planned July closing of the world-famous toy store FAO Schwarz. The bears staged the prote...
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Kanye West and Justin Bieber Announce Museums All About Them

In a coincidence, the two biggest narcissists ever announced opening museums for their fans today.
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Funny story: Commerce Department Approves Big Pharma Merger

Commerce Department Approves Big Pharma Merger

Officials at the US Department of Commerce endorsed the largest merger in corporate history by rubber-stamping the paperwork prior to returning it to the roll in the toilet stall at the lavatory down the hall. The amalgamation involved the acquis...
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Funny story: Technological home breakthrough

Technological home breakthrough

Havvanna Stairlifts have just announced their latest innovation for the modern home with elderly relatives living in. A built in commode for the stairlift to save those poor old crumblies the inconvenience of going to the bathroom and pissing all ove...
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Funny story: New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous

New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous

A study released this week by the Michigan Institute of Technology's School of Clothing and Clothes-Wearers has found that ties serve no purpose at all. The study is the result of six years' research, and an estimated $42 million in public funding.
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Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece

Banks Reply to Greece

Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...
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Funny story: LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church-(Marketwired - Nov 15, 2015) - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ("LDS church") is very pleased to announce the acquisition of the Westboro Baptist Church ("WBC" or "Westboro")...
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Funny story: IBM sells itself to self

IBM sells itself to self

From the moment the bell rang, the stock market went bananas. For days it had been rumored that IBM was up to something. For the entire week the stock reflected unusual activity. The volume had increased from its usual daily volume of 12 million to 1...
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Funny story: Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand

Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand

With the help of his six-year old daughter, Neil Q. Pattison, CEO of OpenSecurity, the latest up and coming software company out of Silicon Valley, quit his high-paying job and opened up a neighborhood lemonade stand. "Now my daughter Leila is t...
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Funny story: Police officer sues Starbucks for million dollars. Gained 300 pounds on free doughnuts!

Police officer sues Starbucks for million dollars. Gained 300 pounds on free doughnuts!

The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting this morning that a Raleigh police officer is suing Starbucks for one million dollars. His lawsuit states that he gained over three hundred pounds in three years from free donuts he had been given at the...
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