More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

Funny story: More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues
It's long overdue, but it's here now on your screen! More exclusive stuff from your favorite website for lefti-progressive memorabilia and prized totems of coastal-elitist craving. You'll want to add all these choice gems to your elegant display ca...
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Goldman Sachs to Purchase White House and U.S. Executive Branch in LBO

Funny story: Goldman Sachs to Purchase White House and U.S. Executive Branch in LBO
New York - After several current and former members of investment banking powerhouse Goldman Sachs took over operation of the White House while President Trump tended to his interests in real estate, reality television shows and tweeting, the firm an...
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Starbucks denies anti Christian Holiday theme

Funny story: Starbucks denies anti Christian Holiday theme
Starbucks unveiled its line of holiday cups today and shocked concerned Christians throughout the world. One odd cup features a portrait of Pontius Pilate. When asked why this was chosen at this particular time of year spokesperson Arnold Pudge sai...
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"You're Welcome" greeting card introduced

Funny story: "You're Welcome" greeting card introduced
The new Fallmark flagship store in Times Square opened today with a surprise new line. The "You're Welcome" card is the fruition of the imagination of veteran card creator Patty McCarthy. "It's a thoughtful way to convey feelings of acceptanc...
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Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"
Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...
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Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

Funny story: Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias
The real estate tycoon formerly known as Donald Trump has gone completely to the dark side and is now known as Darth Hirsutias. At a press conference from Traitors Towers, formerly Trump Towers, the dark lord Hirsutias explained the name change an...
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Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

Funny story: Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight
The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...
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New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!
So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...
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David Cassidy; who?

Ageing pop star and member of the Cuckoo, Turkey, Chicken, bla, bla Family (Now what the fuck was their name?) has admitted he has forgotten who he is, thank heavens we have too!
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Funny story: Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"

Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"

Trump Towers, NY Donald Trump, upset at complaints that all his foundation has ever done was buy Donald Trump statues and paintings for Trump-owned properties. This is in spite of the fact that there are indications that some money was used for a cer...
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Funny story: Trump Business Advice: Stiff Your Workers, Keep the Money, and Watch Your Personal Net Worth Rise!

Trump Business Advice: Stiff Your Workers, Keep the Money, and Watch Your Personal Net Worth Rise!

Horn Hill, Alabama Trump, when asked at a rally what was taught at Trump University before it closed, he went into a talk on his business practices, where it came out that he never paid his employees, contractors, and even the little girl musical tro...
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Funny story: Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans

Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans

Donald Trump, self-proclaimed financial wizard, outlined a plan he says that even average Americans can follow to attain what Trump calls "true wealth." "Of course, one wouldn't become as rich as me, but even a small, insignificant person like mos...
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Funny story: The UK to open a its first charity shop in France

The UK to open a its first charity shop in France

On April 1st 2017, Britain will begin life outside of the European Union. The first act is for the UK to open a string of Charity Shops across Europe and the United States. "We will be selling a variety of items," said Foreign Secretary, Bori...
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Funny story: Spoof reporter to not quit day job

Spoof reporter to not quit day job

"I have come to the realization, " said I to a packed conference room in the left wing of my mind, "that since I have embarked on this road of hard-nosed reporting for The Spoof that there are no bonus checks arriving in the mail." I wiped m...
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Funny story: Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

In the face of President Trump's threatened ban, stocks are soaring for Mexican brewers, as well as distributors and sellers of Mexican beer. Reached by phone, Molly Snipes, CEO of Molotov distributors in Denver, talked to this reporter about the...
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Funny story: Federal Reserve to Introduce New Measures to Further Reduce Inflation

Federal Reserve to Introduce New Measures to Further Reduce Inflation

Washington - In testimony before a joint session of Congress, Federal Reserve Chairman Janet Yellen unveiled a new preferred measurement of inflation, developed to further combat the tendency of prices to increase in the U.S. economy. "Historical...
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Funny story: President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panels

President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panels

The president announced today a major change to the Affordable Care Act, known affectionately as Obamacare. "It has come to my attention that the largest health care insurance companies have suffered as low a market gain as 400% since the ACA became...
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