Funny story: Fast Food Industry Rampant With Falsified Resumes Says Doctoral Student

Fast Food Industry Rampant With Falsified Resumes Says Doctoral Student

Iowa City - A doctoral student at The University of Iowa has uncovered a startling number of falsified resumes within the fast food industry. Ichabod Alchemy was working on his thesis which is a study of underlying economic trends that affect the...
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I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

JERSEY CITY, N.J. - I went online and ordered my very own drone in late July. I purchased the thing from Military Drone Leftovers from the Desert Wars Dot Com. Man, it sure is a pretty thing, too. I guess it originally was a flat black, but b...
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Twitter Birdies Go On Shopping Spree

"Shop till you drop" doesn't apply only to humans. Twitter birdies, bored with their usual endeavors, have taken to shopping. Boy, have they taken to shopping! During the last few weeks, the best stores on Fifth Avenue in NYC have been packe...
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Funny story: Mary Jane Cosmetics Donates Pink Cadillac to Pygmies in Ituri Forest

Mary Jane Cosmetics Donates Pink Cadillac to Pygmies in Ituri Forest

A spokeswoman for the Mary Jane Cosmetics Company who have listed their write-off donations for tax purposes has sent a brand new Pink Cadillac to the "Little People" who make it all possible. "I bet these little guys eyes will lit up like little...
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Funny story: McDonald's Shareholders Meeting Disrupted by Nanny-State Protesters

McDonald's Shareholders Meeting Disrupted by Nanny-State Protesters

Chicago- CEO Don Thompson was challenged and often shouted down by some insistent and disruptive shareholder meeting disrupters. A belligerent Debbie Bipolaria, representative of Mothers United in Parental Neglect, accused McDonalds of using popul...
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Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

Leading tobacco companies and cigarette makers are asking the public not to focus on the dangers of smoking but to switch their thoughts to the millons of people who smoked but did not die from smoking related illnesses. "Not everyone dies from ca...
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Bugger Queen to Slide Meat Between Tim Horny's Buns

U.S. fast food chain Bugger Queen, aided by a load of seed money from financier Warren Bummit, announced plans to penetrate the Canadian market by buying up coffee and dog nut chain Tim Horny's. "We're really pumped up over this", announced Bugger...
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Funny story: Shades of 'Ecuador judicial model' as $100m bung to German court ends F1 boss' bribery trial

Shades of 'Ecuador judicial model' as $100m bung to German court ends F1 boss' bribery trial

Munich - Not since bent NYC lawyer Steven Donziger perpetrated the mass bribery of Ecuador's justice department, judges, court officials, etc, in the notorious $19bn Chevron scam has another sovereign state's judicial system been exposed as blatantly...
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Breaking News...

Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...


 
Funny story: Facebook wikipedia entry broken

Facebook wikipedia entry broken

Facebook refused to comment recently when an embarrassing mistake was made in their official wikipedia entry. The mistake has been fixed up now but drew countless giggles from the far flung corners of the globe. The entry listed their illustrious...
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Funny story: Chimps Beat a Path to Doors of Law Schools

Chimps Beat a Path to Doors of Law Schools

No monkeying around! Now that they are pressing for the right to sue, a number of chimps have decided to go to law school. One chimp points out, "The proceeds of successful lawsuits should stay within the species. Why should we let bossy humans...
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Funny story: United Airlines to Use Cloud Seeding, Psychics to Control and Predict the Weather-And Make Money

United Airlines to Use Cloud Seeding, Psychics to Control and Predict the Weather-And Make Money

CHICAGO-United Airlines, upon announcing a historic first quarter loss of over $600 million dollars due in part to stormy weather, will embark upon a weather modification program in conjunction with the scientific community, Native American tribal da...
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Funny story: Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

In an early morning press conference today, a spokesman for Ben & Berry's Ice Cream announced two new flavors of ice cream that will be on store shelves this coming month. The two new flavors are Defecake aka: Shit Pie and Booger Bonanza! B...
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Funny story: Local Businessman Commits Suicide After It Took Him 16 Minutes To Save 14%

Local Businessman Commits Suicide After It Took Him 16 Minutes To Save 14%

Bloomington, IL - A Bloomington man was found dead yesterday, apparently the victim of a fatal self-inflicted paper cut. Lowell D. Ductible, a senior accountant with Smith & Wesson, was found in the family room of his home by his live-in lands...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson to Join Twitter Birdies at Wall Street Protest

Willie Nelson to Join Twitter Birdies at Wall Street Protest

Twitter birdies are disgusted, and they want the whole world to know. With the share price of Twitter down but work assignments up, the Twitter birdies say they have to speak out. Wall Street wants faster expansion of the business, but the birdie...
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Funny story: Upstate Pizza: "We're not related to Upstate Urology"

Upstate Pizza: "We're not related to Upstate Urology"

Upstate Pizza and Subs of Troy, NY clarified yesterday that they weren't related to Upstate Urology, another establishment, located in another part of town, and using the same name as the sub and pizza shop. David Grushim, proprietor of the eat...
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Funny story: 'Better Business Bureau' Changes Name to 'Who Knows Business Bureau'

'Better Business Bureau' Changes Name to 'Who Knows Business Bureau'

Arlington, VA - The Better Business Bureau (BBB) is changing its name to "Who Knows Business Bureau" (WKBB). The change comes after the BBB gave itself a less-than-stellar rating at how it handles customer complaints when that customer files a compl...
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