"You're Welcome" greeting card introduced

Funny story: "You're Welcome" greeting card introduced
The new Fallmark flagship store in Times Square opened today with a surprise new line. The "You're Welcome" card is the fruition of the imagination of veteran card creator Patty McCarthy. "It's a thoughtful way to convey feelings of acceptanc...
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Spoof reporter to not quit day job

Funny story: Spoof reporter to not quit day job
"I have come to the realization, " said I to a packed conference room in the left wing of my mind, "that since I have embarked on this road of hard-nosed reporting for The Spoof that there are no bonus checks arriving in the mail." I wiped m...
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President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panels

Funny story: President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panels
The president announced today a major change to the Affordable Care Act, known affectionately as Obamacare. "It has come to my attention that the largest health care insurance companies have suffered as low a market gain as 400% since the ACA became...
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President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panel

Funny story: President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panel
The president announced today a major change to the Affordable Care Act, affectionately known as Obamacare. "It has come to my attention that the largest health care insurance companies have suffered as low a market gain as 570% since the ACA became...
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Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"

Funny story: Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"
Dreamland, USA Donald Trump, prospective candidate for the Republican Party of the United States, announced plans to convert U.S. currency to what he calls "Trump Dollars" once he takes over the country. "I can't give out all the specifics because...
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New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous

Funny story: New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous
A study released this week by the Michigan Institute of Technology's School of Clothing and Clothes-Wearers has found that ties serve no purpose at all. The study is the result of six years' research, and an estimated $42 million in public funding.
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Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Funny story: Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion
Japanese manufacturing firm Titsandass Inc. shipped their latest model of humanoid robots to malls in Tokyo and Hiroshima where depraved customers waited in long lines to purchase the sensational new product. Ostensibly billed as a household compa...
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Consumer Review - Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts

Funny story: Consumer Review - Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts
Boston MA - Let's be honest, we have all had the opportunity of visiting each of these food service chains at least once. It wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility that you have hit them both in the same day. I definitely prefer one over...
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Funny story: Teddy Bears Protest Planned Closing of FAO Schwarz

Teddy Bears Protest Planned Closing of FAO Schwarz

Even for New Yorkers who think they've seen it all, this was a unique sighting! Yesterday on Fifth Avenue in NYC, a large group of teddy bears protested the planned July closing of the world-famous toy store FAO Schwarz. The bears staged the prote...
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Funny story: Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

Woman Being Followed in Google Doc by Quiet Guy in Marketing

NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the...
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Funny story: Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans

Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans

Donald Trump, self-proclaimed financial wizard, outlined a plan he says that even average Americans can follow to attain what Trump calls "true wealth." "Of course, one wouldn't become as rich as me, but even a small, insignificant person like mos...
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Funny story: America Not Ready for Trump Dollars, Announces Trump

America Not Ready for Trump Dollars, Announces Trump

New York, NY In a move that surprised no one but Trump's most devoted followers, Trump today announced that his "Trump Dollars" investments would be discontinued and that the Trump Dollar accounts had to be transferred to Trump's campaign fund. Trump...
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Funny story: Dunkin Donuts Says Minimum Wage Hike Will Lead To Mechanization of Donut Hole Making

Dunkin Donuts Says Minimum Wage Hike Will Lead To Mechanization of Donut Hole Making

St. Louis, MO - For years, Wilbur Jones of St. Louis has been working the graveyard shift at Dunkin Donuts, making donut holes with his dick. "They hired me because the circumference of my wang when erect was the size of a donut hole," Jones said,...
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Funny story: Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...
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Funny story: Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards

Not to worry, Big Brother is really your Big Buddy, at least when it comes to hoverboards

Who says the U.S. government is mean and nasty? Big Brother is watching out for you and doesn't want to see you get injured or killed on what it designates as a "counterfeit hoverboard". U.S. Customs officials have nabbed more than 16,000 counterf...
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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...
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