More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

Funny story: More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues
It's long overdue, but it's here now on your screen! More exclusive stuff from your favorite website for lefti-progressive memorabilia and prized totems of coastal-elitist craving. You'll want to add all these choice gems to your elegant display ca...
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Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

Funny story: Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him
In business news in Swanage (other medium sized places are available) a Mr Richard Potato does not understand why people in the office think he is a bit of a prick. The underwhelming figure of Mr Potato 52, said 'I know that the rest of the office...
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Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020

Funny story: Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020
The exploding booger supplement industry is predicted to grow to 100 billion dollars within a few years time. While no one has made any money yet, the giants in pharmaceuticals are spending hundreds of millions of dollars: Johnson & Johnson h...
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Bernie Madoff to Start New Financial Group

Funny story: Bernie Madoff to Start New Financial Group
Butner, North Carolina Famed Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff announced from his prison cell today that he has embarked upon a new financial venture, guaranteed to make millions for whomever wants to invest in it. "I'm just trying to pay back all the i...
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"Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players

Funny story: "Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players
A Chicago businesswoman has developed the new Workemon app designed to hook up employers with available Pokemon Go players. Independent game app designer Lexi Perot was having trouble staffing her second business, a pizza restaurant, when an incid...
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Dyson Enters Razor Market With Air Blade

Funny story: Dyson Enters Razor Market With Air Blade
Dyson, the company that makes all sorts of things that suck and blow, is entering a market even bigger than home appliances: Now Dyson wants to give you a closer morning shave. Using patented air blade technology Dyson is claiming they can give yo...
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Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans

Funny story: Trump Outlines Financial Plan for Average Americans
Donald Trump, self-proclaimed financial wizard, outlined a plan he says that even average Americans can follow to attain what Trump calls "true wealth." "Of course, one wouldn't become as rich as me, but even a small, insignificant person like mos...
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Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

Funny story: Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias
The real estate tycoon formerly known as Donald Trump has gone completely to the dark side and is now known as Darth Hirsutias. At a press conference from Traitors Towers, formerly Trump Towers, the dark lord Hirsutias explained the name change an...
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Randy Quaid's act unconvincing

Has-been actor Randy Quaid was arrested at the border when, according to Mounties, he tried to impersonate a Canuck in order to illegally enter Canada. (The U. S. doesn't want him, either.)
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Funny story: NaNa convenience store at high school career day

NaNa convenience store at high school career day

Representatives for the National convenience store NaNa spread throughout the Logan high school lunch room in their baseball caps and khaki trousers, name tags pinned prominently on their black polo shirt. "We are looking for slackers and sto...
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Funny story: Time Channel is a go

Time Channel is a go

Comcast the communications giant will be debuting the time channel on its generic package featuring a collection of globally placed reporters that will be constantly updating times from every location on the planet. Some will be embedded with tr...
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Funny story: NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns

Washington (SAPP) - With the Obexit just months from now, President Obama is no longer the primary source for gun sales. For 7 straight years, US gun dealers have attributed the increased sale of guns and ammunition to Barrack Hussein Obama. The NRA...
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Funny story: Goldman Sachs to Purchase White House and U.S. Executive Branch in LBO

Goldman Sachs to Purchase White House and U.S. Executive Branch in LBO

New York - After several current and former members of investment banking powerhouse Goldman Sachs took over operation of the White House while President Trump tended to his interests in real estate, reality television shows and tweeting, the firm an...
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Funny story: Pizza Parlor Panic!

Pizza Parlor Panic!

Montgomery Ala.: Creation scientist have issued a dire warning against eating pizza. Ford Cellars, of the Bible Center for Spiritual Research said they have evidence that consumption of the cuisine may lead to pedophila. "We've kept a close e...
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Funny story: Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"

Trump Will Dismantle His "Charitable Foundation"

Trump Towers, NY Donald Trump, upset at complaints that all his foundation has ever done was buy Donald Trump statues and paintings for Trump-owned properties. This is in spite of the fact that there are indications that some money was used for a cer...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

OLE PLAYING POSSUM, Ky. - Donald Trump is starting up a small industry in this small Kentucky town, once a coal mining center for the local area. About a decade ago, 300 high-paying coal mining jobs were lost here and the small village has seen bette...
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Funny story: Apple Announces iPhone For Pets

Apple Announces iPhone For Pets

As the market for iPhones becomes saturated, Apple is attempting to tap into another niche market by rolling out reinforced iPhones and iPads for pets. Mike Bursa of team Apple gave a demo and talk at an unveiling party in Palo Alto, CA. Only a fe...
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