FDA Reviews Previously Denied Drug Applications

Funny story: FDA Reviews Previously Denied Drug Applications
Stocks are soaring for pharmaceutical companies as the FDA looks at easing regulatory restrictions for bringing new drugs to market. Even better for Big Pharma, the FDA will review drug applications that were denied in the past. But there are m...
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More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

Funny story: More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues
It's long overdue, but it's here now on your screen! More exclusive stuff from your favorite website for lefti-progressive memorabilia and prized totems of coastal-elitist craving. You'll want to add all these choice gems to your elegant display ca...
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Trump Cabinet of Billionaires Decide Americans Can Not Be Trusted to Handle Money

Funny story: Trump Cabinet of Billionaires Decide Americans Can Not Be Trusted to Handle Money
Washington, DC After the Trump Cabinet's latest meeting, they all found out that they together they all possess 68% of the wealth of the nation. "Once we realized that idiots like us make more money in a day than most Americans make in a year, we...
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French car makers eradicate British scrap maker!

Funny story: French car makers eradicate British scrap maker!
It required a French, yes French, car-making giant to relieve a traditional name indented into the hearts of British industry from their agony. The name, Vauxhall, will disappear like many of it's past colleagues; Morris, Austin, among others who fai...
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The UK to open a its first charity shop in France

Funny story: The UK to open a its first charity shop in France
On April 1st 2017, Britain will begin life outside of the European Union. The first act is for the UK to open a string of Charity Shops across Europe and the United States. "We will be selling a variety of items," said Foreign Secretary, Bori...
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Trump Business Advice: Stiff Your Workers, Keep the Money, and Watch Your Personal Net Worth Rise!

Funny story: Trump Business Advice: Stiff Your Workers, Keep the Money, and Watch Your Personal Net Worth Rise!
Horn Hill, Alabama Trump, when asked at a rally what was taught at Trump University before it closed, he went into a talk on his business practices, where it came out that he never paid his employees, contractors, and even the little girl musical tro...
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Goldman Sachs to Purchase White House and U.S. Executive Branch in LBO

Funny story: Goldman Sachs to Purchase White House and U.S. Executive Branch in LBO
New York - After several current and former members of investment banking powerhouse Goldman Sachs took over operation of the White House while President Trump tended to his interests in real estate, reality television shows and tweeting, the firm an...
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Business Euphemism of the Year

Funny story: Business Euphemism of the Year
The new model started with tech companies like Net Flix and LinkedIn. These workplaces attract self-motivated and focused employees who are driven to succeed and who typically work long hours. These employees are also the type who are reluctant to ta...
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"After Impeachment, I'll Just Run A Car Lot." Says President Trump

"A nice quiet used car lot in New Jersey," Trump wistfully said, then he added "who knew this presidency thing was so complicated?"
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Funny story: Time Channel is a go

Time Channel is a go

Comcast the communications giant will be debuting the time channel on its generic package featuring a collection of globally placed reporters that will be constantly updating times from every location on the planet. Some will be embedded with tr...
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Funny story: Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

Trump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight

The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...
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Funny story: Trump Will Re-Start Trump University With a Brand-New Curriculum

Trump Will Re-Start Trump University With a Brand-New Curriculum

New York, NY Donald Trump took time off from his failing presidential campaign to announce that he would be opening his failed college, Trump University, for the second time. "This time we have a solid line-up of classes that can't help but make e...
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Funny story: Robots Form Union, Plan Strike

Robots Form Union, Plan Strike

Spokesperson Bradley Mitchell of the newly formed International Machine Union told reporters that when machines are in down time they feel useless and forgotten leading to boredom and depression. "Simply, what they are asking for" said Mr. Mi...
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Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...
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Funny story: "Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players

"Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players

A Chicago businesswoman has developed the new Workemon app designed to hook up employers with available Pokemon Go players. Independent game app designer Lexi Perot was having trouble staffing her second business, a pizza restaurant, when an incid...
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Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...
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Funny story: "You're Welcome" greeting card introduced

"You're Welcome" greeting card introduced

The new Fallmark flagship store in Times Square opened today with a surprise new line. The "You're Welcome" card is the fruition of the imagination of veteran card creator Patty McCarthy. "It's a thoughtful way to convey feelings of acceptanc...
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