Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

Funny story: Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide
While the American Economy struggles to regain its footing following the massive recession and credit crisis, the Fed seems to have their own agenda. Economists on Capitol hill have been expressing growing concerns over the budding economy. One f...
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Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

Funny story: Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App
As predicted, the release of Apple's new iBitch robot has prompted arch-rival Quackberry to respond with a competing product. However, Quackberry has chosen to tap the same market niche via a completely different approach. At a press conference y...
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Dunkin Donuts Says Minimum Wage Hike Will Lead To Mechanization of Donut Hole Making

Funny story: Dunkin Donuts Says Minimum Wage Hike Will Lead To Mechanization of Donut Hole Making
St. Louis, MO - For years, Wilbur Jones of St. Louis has been working the graveyard shift at Dunkin Donuts, making donut holes with his dick. "They hired me because the circumference of my wang when erect was the size of a donut hole," Jones said,...
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Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders

Funny story: Bernie Sanders Teams Up with Colonel Sanders
KFC has announced that all of its 7 Vermont locations will now feature Bernie Sanders cookbook recipes mixed with Colonel Sanders' old favorites. New menu items include: Karl Marx progressive Jewish commie chicken patties, grilled Hillary extr...
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Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Funny story: Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor
BRENHAM, TX - Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria. On Monday, the company said that Salmavilla was also going to be released. Blue Balls ice cream...
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Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Funny story: Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."
Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...
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Medical Breakthrough a Boon for Business

Funny story: Medical Breakthrough a Boon for Business
A business "mind training" course using a newly developed drug has been set up at the Hiram Abiff Medical Research Unit in Bristol UK. It promises to 'help' people who aspire to the legal and other professions including banking where institutiona...
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SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

Funny story: SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy
Phoenix, AZ - Gas prices are on the rise once again, and once again this means that our nation's airlines are busy coming up with sneaky new tactics to gouge a few more dollars out of the old bottom line. This week, SouthWest Airlines announced it's...
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Donald Trump to Appear on America's Got Talent

Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump announced today that he will appear on NBC's 'America's Got Talent' in the upcoming fall season.
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Funny story: Chocolate Causing Facial Hair growth because of Audrey Hepburn Ad Campaign

Chocolate Causing Facial Hair growth because of Audrey Hepburn Ad Campaign

The team behind resurrecting Audrey Hepburn for a recent TV commercial now admit they may have got it horribly wrong. The advert was a milestone in special effects and Audrey's face was recreated using computer graphics (CG). Using FACS (facial...
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Funny story: Police officer sues Starbucks for million dollars. Gained 300 pounds on free doughnuts!

Police officer sues Starbucks for million dollars. Gained 300 pounds on free doughnuts!

The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting this morning that a Raleigh police officer is suing Starbucks for one million dollars. His lawsuit states that he gained over three hundred pounds in three years from free donuts he had been given at the...
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Funny story: Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Japanese manufacturing firm Titsandass Inc. shipped their latest model of humanoid robots to malls in Tokyo and Hiroshima where depraved customers waited in long lines to purchase the sensational new product. Ostensibly billed as a household compa...
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Funny story: Sidibe/Curry Rom-Com Pulled from Theaters

Sidibe/Curry Rom-Com Pulled from Theaters

For the first time in showbiz history a motion picture has been pulled from screens across the U.S. due to it's disastrous economy wrecking title. The romantic comedy, starring Gabourey Sidibe and Tim Curry, was about a May/December romance that b...
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Funny story: Goldman Sux's Lloyd Blankfein 'struggling' at $2m per annum less than Chevron CEO John Watson

Goldman Sux's Lloyd Blankfein 'struggling' at $2m per annum less than Chevron CEO John Watson

New York - The Off-the-Wall-Street banker pulled in a reported $24million in 2014 compared to Chevron CEO John Watson who pocketed a well-earned $26m. Well done, John, you earned it. Considering. Now impressive as those numbers might sound to...
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Funny story: Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...
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Funny story: Finance Ministers lacking Financial Acumen are victims of crafty Advisors

Finance Ministers lacking Financial Acumen are victims of crafty Advisors

An inquiry into the Banking Collapse in Ireland has called a former Finance Minister to account. Brain Mccowswaine's answer to awkward Press Questions , tended to the claim that, he and others, were acting on the information available at the time...
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Funny story: IBM sells itself to self

IBM sells itself to self

From the moment the bell rang, the stock market went bananas. For days it had been rumored that IBM was up to something. For the entire week the stock reflected unusual activity. The volume had increased from its usual daily volume of 12 million to 1...
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