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Monday, 19 October 2009

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A photo of Meghan McCain in a yellow and black bikini swimsuit that was a birthday gift from Todd and Sarah Palin.

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of the 2008 Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain, posted a self-photo of herself on "Twitter," holding a book by Andy Warhol, and showing off her two cute-looking healthy 'puppies.'

Meghan who is no stranger to the limelight said that she put the revealing photo up on 'Twitter' to show the people of America that she is just not another pretty blonde face.

She wants the citizens of the United States whether they be Republicans, Democrats, Independents, or Episcopalians to know that she has much more than just a brain to offer the nation's interested parties.

Meghan, who makes no secret of her animosity towards the GOP twin twits Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham, said that she wants everyone to see that not all women of the GOP are as 'horsey-looking' as Coulter or as 'butchesque' as Ingraham.

In Meghan McCain's first juicy tell-all book titled Gee Opie (GOP) - The Mayberry Republicans Meghan tells of meeting with Ann Coulter and having the 6 foot 3 inch gal confide to her that she only weighs 84 pounds and not 87 pounds as everyone believes.

Miss McCain, who is definitely a very attractive-looking woman says that she has had offers to appear in PlayMister, PlayDude, and PlayMale.

She even said that PlayMister wants to make her their 2009 Christmas issue Play Mistress. Meghan said that she was flattered and is leaning toward accepting the offer.

Meghan is asked what does she say to those critics who say that she is just showing off her gorgeously sexy body which other Republican women such as Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, and Kay Bailey Hutchison do not do.

Miss McCain smiles, takes a sip from her Bud Light, and says that Coulter, Ingraham, and Bailey Hutchison all have one thing in common.

When asked what the one thing is, Meghan right away says that they are all washed out and washed up blondes. Meg, as her mother calls her, says that Coulter is 47, Ingraham is 45, and Bailey Hutchinson is either 66 or 76, depending on which Internet site you read.

Laura Ingraham was asked what she thought about Meghan saying that she thought that she was 'butchesque.' Laura rolled her eyes and said that she has tried very hard to try and look more feminine.

She said that she has even taken 'feminine charm' lessons. But she admits that sometimes she forgets to walk like a lady and ends up walking like a pornographic baker who has a pastry stuck up her (blank).

Miss Ingraham also admitted that she knows that her 'perkies' (titties) are not as big as Meghan's but she still manages to attract men by knowing exactly when to bend over while wearing a micro-miniskirt in a crowed room of media members.

Meanwhile Ann Coulter was asked what comment she cared to make about Meghan McCain referring to her as 'horsey-looking.'

Coulter laughed and said that she had been called 'horse face,' 'Trigger-face,' giddy-up face,' and 'Sea Biscuit,' but that she had never heard anyone say that she was 'horsey looking.'

The GOPrincess said that Meghan is still mad at her because some months ago she called her a 'stupid, valley girl.'

Meggy, as her daddy calls her, then adds that she is only 24, and that compared to those old GOP relics she is like a little girl scout. But not a girl scout who is selling cookies, but a girl scout who can hold her own with all the boy scouts and even the boy scoutmasters.

McCain told a reporter that she is proud of her curvaceous body and that she has always embraced her curves. She added that a lot of women, especially old hag Republican women hate to see her dressed in a shorts and a tank top. Why? Meghan says because they are very jealous.

The Megster, as Sarah Palin called her, says that she has learned that in the world of politics one has to use whatever tools are at one's disposal. For some, it means, experience, for others it means wealth, for others it means race, and for her, it means her erotically sensuous body.

McCain smiles and says that she does not want females like Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham to hate her because she looks a little like the beautiful movie star Kate Hudson.

She said that she wants them to instead hate her because in their bleached blonde world they know that she can kick their dishwater blonde rears all the way from Phoenix to Oklahoma City.

Meghan McCain is currently working on a juicy tell-all follow-up book to her juicy tell-all follow-up book . It is entitled, My Juicy Tell-All Follow-Up Book To My Juicy Tell-All Follow-Up Book.

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