Pakistan is infected with demons

Funny story: Pakistan is infected with demons
A Pakistani farmer has claimed to have seen the legendary sperm-sucking incubus after it was terrorising his neighbors. The creature was reportedly hunted down by the man, known only as, Mohsin Akhtar Kayani, with a pitchfork when it stalked into...
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Elton John Completes Sex Change Surgery

Funny story: Elton John Completes Sex Change Surgery
Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder, if your sex drive is abnormally powerful- quote by Jesus the Hood. The wish Elton John has been asking for all his life has arrived! HotDog.com has exclusively discovered that the former cabaret dance...
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Lesbian festival hits London

Funny story: Lesbian festival hits London
Lesbians in London Festival will run from 24 June to 9 July, with the official opening at Tate Britain which celebrates their new exhibition Lesbian & Hope. They will be hosting various events across London like the dunking for squids tourname...
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Gayle Newland is accepted in UK survivor

Funny story: Gayle Newland is accepted in UK survivor
Its the Survivor moment fans have been waiting for-- an eight year reality TV survivor, starring Gayle Newland. Newland will spend eight years stuck on a tropical Island with several gorgeous women in a Kardashian style TV reality series. It'...
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British parliament to employ Watson to prevent deviancy

Funny story: British parliament to employ Watson to prevent deviancy
The British parliament is ready to implement a crime prevention program that employs several thousand Watson computers that will serve as legal counsel for British citizens that walk the streets. After having success with the CCTV security system...
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May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

Funny story: May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion
Fashion on the long winding election road seems to be deadly important. It matters little to none if a politician is able to deal effectively with the EU or our upcoming Brexit begging but it does matter to the wider public what type of shoes their w...
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Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Funny story: Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!
Brits are renowned for their eccentric pastimes, and now one particular event has caught the minds of Olympians, Cheese Rolling! Normally, practiced on a small hill somewhere in Gloucester, and enjoyed by thousands of Nutters watching the spectacl...
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Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

Funny story: Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May
BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump Tweets Limerick Response To Big Three: From Merkel to Macron to May, Three leaders with feet made of clay. While Merkel is a dumb kraut, And Macron looks like a bean sprout. Only May knows how to sashay.
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Comey Firing Blamed on Auto-Correct

"I couldn't allow some commie to lead the Feral Burro of Instigation!" tweeted El Bendejo in all caps.
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Funny story: "UK Bitches on tour" T-shirts not suitable for flying!

"UK Bitches on tour" T-shirts not suitable for flying!

If you are planning a hen party on a Spanish Island and wearing a "Bitch on Tour" T-shirt, forget it! A group of young ladies was ejected from the plane because their T-shirts were found not appropriate by the airline! A non-gay tour operator offe...
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Funny story: Innovating Germans reduce crime

Innovating Germans reduce crime

In the first known brothel of its kind, the German government is offering free erotic sessions with sex dolls only to homeless vagrants and immigrants to reduce the number of interactions with women. Why sex dolls? During the 2015/2016 New Yea...
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Funny story: UK cat-loving hoarder nearly drowns in 30 tons of cat poop!

UK cat-loving hoarder nearly drowns in 30 tons of cat poop!

Emergency services were called to a house in North-West London after neighbours observed yowling cats jumping out of windows and running for their nine lives! It seems the rather eccentric owner of 61 cats slipped into a cesspit in the house fille...
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Funny story: The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

Having "misspoke" about the cost of Labour's pledge to provide 10,000 extra police officers for England and Wales, Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott has exclusively revealed that the true reason for the gaff, was due to the formulation of a new poli...
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Funny story: British men marry foreign brides

British men marry foreign brides

A controversial entrepreneur has created a fantastic marriage agency to help British men find Eastern European wives with close to 45,000 Britons signing up. Aleister Crowley, 33, is the brains behind FamilyValues.web and aims at improving the gen...
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Funny story: May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

During a TV election debate last night, Prime Minister Theresa May attacked opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn by saying that he would not be prepared to drop nuclear weapons on the EU headquarters as part of the Brexit negotiations. Corbyn responde...
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Funny story: Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Police were called out to a filling up station on the M61 near Chorley, Lancashire, yesterday as a herd of dissatisfied cows attempted to raid an ATM! The cows broke out of their paddock claiming the farmer paid them less than the minimum wage for...
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Funny story: Winnie is really a lesbian

Winnie is really a lesbian

Emerald City News: At the film age of 29, 'Winnie the Hoot,' a cartoon character, was living in Wonderland enjoying a successful career as a porn producer and working with film stars like, Elephant the Destroyer. He had been to the 'Cartoon Oscars...
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