Canada Wants to Join the European Union

Funny story: Canada Wants to Join the European Union
Ottawa, Canada Canadian officials today confirmed that they are reaching out to the European Union in an effort to join. "We think there is probably a big vacancy in the EU what with Brexit and all, aye!" spoke a Canadian official. "Aye, and w...
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Gibraltar monkeys refuse to leave rock after Brexit shock!

Funny story: Gibraltar monkeys refuse to leave rock after Brexit shock!
Monkeys inhabiting the Rock of Gibraltar have come out in solidarity with non-Brexiters by refusing to leave their warm, Mediterranean adopted homeland after Brexit is completed in 2019! They are refusing to leave Europe and certainly do not want to...
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Opportunities opened up by Brexit "include slave trade"

Funny story: Opportunities opened up by Brexit "include slave trade"
For centuries, Britain played a leading role in transporting slaves to the New World, a trade which enriched the country greatly. Thanks to Brexit, the industry could return to the UK to give the country a nostalgic glow and an economic boost - accor...
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Pay and display on M60

Funny story: Pay and display on M60
A pay and display scheme is to be introduced on the M60, a spokesman said today. "If people are going to spend hours and hours sitting in their stationary cars on prime Manc real estate, it seems obvious to me that they should pay for it." Said 'H...
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Britain is Invaded By the Trump Family

Funny story: Britain is Invaded By the Trump Family
London, England American President Donald Trump made an official visit to England with his whole family in tow. President Trump made a number of requests, including that he would need a castle for Melania and Barron, another for Don Jr., Tiffany,...
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Russia Bans Jehovah's Witnesses, Calling It an Extremist Group

Funny story: Russia Bans Jehovah's Witnesses, Calling It an Extremist Group
MOSCOW - Russia's Supreme Court declared Jehovah's Witnesses, a Christian denomination as an extremist organization, banning the group from operating after accusing them of following the teaching of Grigori Rasputin. The order was given by the Ju...
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"This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!

Funny story: "This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!
Now please correct the almighty author of this political spoof; but are we all residing on the same planet as Mrs May or is she so far up her rear end only rhetorical bullshit comes out? The British PM has obviously been studying Thatcher's biogra...
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Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan
Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn has revealed his plan for the 2017 general election, even though polls show that he has almost no chance of victory. He will wear a red pointy hat and boots, and sit on a giant toadstool in his front garden with a fi...
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I got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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Funny story: Queen's treasure found in old piano

Queen's treasure found in old piano

Court News- The Queen declared a small quantity of gold coins stored in an old piano a commoner's treasure. The Archbishop of Canterbury says the discovery was made in Shropshire before The Lord's birthday on Christmas, when the piano's new stewar...
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Funny story: "Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

"Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

Fort Lee, NJ - Kevin Santorelli had no idea he would be fired until the day he returned to work after being on family medical leave. While taking care of his mother, and attending church each day, he turned on his "out of office assistant" email fea...
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Funny story: Man Swallowed By Snake: Pet Gerbil Unable To Save Him

Man Swallowed By Snake: Pet Gerbil Unable To Save Him

BILLINGSGATE POST: A heartbreaking story from Sulawesi, Indonesia. According to local news reports, the body found inside a 23-foot python turned out to be a 23-year-old man named Akbar who had been reported missing by his wife. Authorities there...
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Funny story: Neighbors Get Restraining Order To Stop Woman From Eating Beans

Neighbors Get Restraining Order To Stop Woman From Eating Beans

A family in Higginsbern have successfully obtained a restraining order that prevents their neighbor from eating beans. Inger Clifton said she and her family had complained about a gas smell since moving in to the apartment above Flo Pyroclastopis'...
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Funny story: Political correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"

Political correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"

A survey among conservative bloggers has found that a majority of them believe political correctness is currently the greatest threat to humanity, ahead of terrorism, climate change, poverty, or a giant asteroid strike. Right wing website owner Pe...
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Funny story: "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...
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Funny story: Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the...
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Funny story: This Morning's Rodent Removal

This Morning's Rodent Removal

A pesky rodent that had been terrorising the set of semi popular morning show "This Morning" has been caught. However Philip Schofield is still at large and truly capable of being a dick all on his own. The mouse, which is estimated (by us) to be 37...
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