Funny story: Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government Eric Pickles is to be replaced by a dugong in the General Election. The shock history-making revelation was made in an extraordinary constituency meeting in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. "I...
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"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...
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Man targeted by ID thiefs on 47 occasions. Banks seem powerless to stop it happening.

Norman Steele, father of three from Liverpool is the unluckiest man in the UK when it comes to identity theft. His identity has been stolen by scammers on approximately 47 occasions since 2001. And that's the ones he knows about! It's not unusual...
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Funny story: St Martins well-man clinic patient numbers rocket - Nurse Beverly Blythe Bristol puts awareness first

St Martins well-man clinic patient numbers rocket - Nurse Beverly Blythe Bristol puts awareness first

St Martin's Well-Man clinic in Newcastle is proving to be a leading beacon in testicular cancer awareness in the United Kingdom. From its early foundations in the 1980's till present time, the clinic has been growing from two or three out-patients a...
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Funny story: Seven Party Political Death Match

Seven Party Political Death Match

The seven largest UK political parties have announced they will partake in a tag-team death match before the results of the looming election are revealed. The event will be staged at Wembley Stadium and fights will involve key members of the Blues...
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Channel 4 debate with Cameron and Miliband to be SEXED up with Ant and Dec

The TV debate due on the 26th of March on Channel 4 and Sky between David Cameron and Ed Miliband looks likely to bore the arse of millions of UK viewers. TOP advertisers at Channel 4 have threatened to pull the plug on the debate unless the TV...
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BBC beef up Job Application form to weed out perverts

The BBC' s human resources department has admitted changing its job application form for the first time in 50 years. Wendy Attenborough, Head of HR, explained that the BBC set up a panel of Stake Holders in November last year, in light of paedophile...
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Funny story: BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

Another sex scandal erupted at the BBC yesterday as Davros, the leader of the Daleks, was arrested by the Metropolitan police for historical sex offences. The allegations are made by 15 women relating to incidents between 1970 and 1975. The matter...
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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Funny story: Park Patrol Rangers adopt SAS tactics to overcome illegal camping in Edinburgh's Parks.

Park Patrol Rangers adopt SAS tactics to overcome illegal camping in Edinburgh's Parks.

Edinburgh's notorious Park Patrol have just finished their collaboration with the UK' s crack force the SAS. Park crime in Edinburgh has increased ten fold and Chief City Ranger, Ian Smee, is determined to take control of Edinburgh' s inner city gree...
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Funny story: Back In Gear: The new Jeremy Clarkson motoring show!

Back In Gear: The new Jeremy Clarkson motoring show!

Back In Gear HQ, London: Jeremy Clarkson BACK to present live shows to avoid paying out £10million in refunds to angry fans. Jeremy Clarkson will front the 'Back in Gear' Live World Tour, with Richard Hammond and James May, which is set to make more...
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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne deny they are class bigots

Cameron and Osborne deny they are class bigots

David Cameron and a wooden effigy of Chancellor George Osborne have denied they are class bigots who plan to reintroduce medieval feudalism if re elected. Perched on horses and speaking at a torchlit pre-election press conference in a Norman castle,...
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Funny story: Tornado rips through Isle of Seil just days after blizzards. Islanders say storm horn is a waste of money.

Tornado rips through Isle of Seil just days after blizzards. Islanders say storm horn is a waste of money.

The small island of Seil just south of Oban has been hit by another freak tornado last night. Gales exceeding 120 mph rocketed through the island and left islanders speechless in its wake. It was just last week that the Scottish Isle had fallen victi...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

It seems as though while the rest of the planet are mourning the death of 150 passengers in the German Wings tragic air crash, British news readers feel that something slightly more in the light entertainment news genre is much more important. Bri...
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Funny story: New Age Dairy given free range status by EU for its Virtual Cinemagraphic Dome and the chickens love it.

New Age Dairy given free range status by EU for its Virtual Cinemagraphic Dome and the chickens love it.

People will recall the Surround Dome Theatre which was a popular fairground attraction in the 1980's. Disney World, Lego-land and Blackpool all had them. The audience were treated to virtual rides on roller coasters and racing cars with every wall su...
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Funny story: Beware The Sabre-Tooth Lawyer!

Beware The Sabre-Tooth Lawyer!

A man thought to be "Lawyer" was spotted lurking outside Midlands Bank in Kensington, London, yesterday. It is not known what type of Lawyer he was... but all are dangerous. This one was heavily disguised in a pinstripe suit and carried an umbrella a...
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Funny story: Jim Davidson - UKIP's public affairs guru sacked by Nigel Farage

Jim Davidson - UKIP's public affairs guru sacked by Nigel Farage

Tim Wilson has resigned from UKIP just after leader Nigel Farage defended MEP David Coburn stand-up comedy routine describing a Muslim minister in the Scottish Government to convicted terrorist Abu Hamza. The racist jibe written for Mr Coburn by Jim...
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