Panama Papers eclipsed by Farnham Frames

Funny story: Panama Papers eclipsed by Farnham Frames
Councillors at Farnham, Surrey have leaked data relating to local senior citizens caught on CCTV cameras, guilty of jaywalking. Though not immediately linked to the 'tax laundering' techniques revealed in the Panama Papers scandal, where the rich get...
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LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

Funny story: LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign
The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...
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Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Funny story: Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!
Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone! Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax...
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Minister "Tied Up" by Relationship Revalations

Funny story: Minister "Tied Up" by Relationship Revalations
John Twitingdale, Minister for Media and other sports, has been tied up with business and couldn't find time to speak to our political commentator John Witt about some of the sports he finds attractive. I was sent a missive from Twitingdale's secr...
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Queen Spots Rafael Nadal

Funny story: Queen Spots Rafael Nadal
While flipping through the April issue of GQ, (Gentleman's Quarterly) Queen Elizabeth reportedly came to a screeching stop and was heard to whistle, "Hail Mary! Who's the suit?" Then added, "He looks familiar. But he's wearing clothes. Strange, I do...
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Ghost Flashes Woman at Piccadilly Circus Tube Stop

Funny story: Ghost Flashes Woman at Piccadilly Circus Tube Stop
Rascally apparition, Seymour Puffinbottom, was reported to have exposed himself to a Mrs. Gawking O'Reilly at Exit number 4 of the Piccadilly Circus tube station. Dressed in only a raincoat, Mr. Puffinbottom met Mrs. O'Reilly at the top of the exit...
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Celts demand land rights

Funny story: Celts demand land rights
According to a spokesman for the Celtic Universal Rights Society (CURS), Mr Dai Jones, the Celts were driven out of what is now Britain by successive waves of invaders, such as the Romans and Anglo-Saxons, leaving them only what is now Wales and part...
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Trump Promises Queen a New Castle if She Will Knight Him

Funny story: Trump Promises Queen a New Castle if She Will Knight Him
New York, NY In talking about his foreign relations abilities, U.S. Presidential wannabe Donald Trump remarked that he could get along well with other world leaders because they probably all admire him and would want to meet him. "I'm telling Quee...
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Trump Offers to Sell Soul to Devil to Win U.S. Presidential Election

The Devil laughs maniacally, then refuses, saying, "I already own your soul, Trump!"
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Funny story: Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

London, UK In a story leaked by a reliable source, it is reported that Prince Philip is unable to keep up with the Queen and he knows that, since the Queen is even stronger than her mother was, she will probably remain at work for at least another 20...
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Funny story: Santa Claus detained for flying sleigh while drunk, Christmas cancelled

Santa Claus detained for flying sleigh while drunk, Christmas cancelled

Santa Claus has been detained after flying his sleigh under the influence, it has been reported. Claus, aged 1,744, from the North Pole, was intercepted by American jets and forced to land at Thule Air Base in the Qaasuitsup region of Northern Gre...
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Funny story: Petticoats and Davy Lamps

Petticoats and Davy Lamps

Following the discriminatory wristband scandal in Cardiff, where refugees were required to wear coloured bands to ensure they could be identified by staff serving meals, the government has apologized unreservedly and has introduced measures which, th...
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Funny story: Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"

Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"

Opposition Leader Jeremy Corbyn has allegedly built a time machine which transports people back to the 1970s, it has been alleged. The allegation was made by Prime Minister David Cameron at PMQs. Cameron claims that the time machine is a bicycle, pow...
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Funny story: An Englishman named George Bush is jailed for selling dead monkey heads and having beastiality images

An Englishman named George Bush is jailed for selling dead monkey heads and having beastiality images

LONDON, England - Some psycho named George Bush (no, he's from the Erith section of London, England, and he is not, and I will repeat, he is not from the powerful, influential, Republican, Texas family of U.S. Presidents), has been jailed for 14 mon...
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Funny story: Queen's Speech

Queen's Speech

During the Queen's speech at Christmas, the Queen is not expected to bang on about being in the same job for all of these years. As we all know, it is boring when Neville in accounts does it. Elizabeth II is instead going to speak about the world...
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Funny story: "Left-handers should conform" Spouts Germaine Greer

"Left-handers should conform" Spouts Germaine Greer

The haggard, Aussie feminist, Germaine Greer, has hit out over the liberal attitude of so call "leftie liberals" in her latest vitriolic column in the so-called hi-brow press. Speaking in the Guardian, Greer asked: "Why do some people choose to be...
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Funny story: Betting for Britain: Osborne goes to the dogs...and horses

Betting for Britain: Osborne goes to the dogs...and horses

As stock markets become more volatile and interest rates remain pitifully low, George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer, is looking for lucrative alternatives to invest the nation's surplus income, and has discovered a genuine money-spinner. Osbor...
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