Funny story: Scottish Labour Leader Jim Murphy's head size preventing him from leading normal life

Scottish Labour Leader Jim Murphy's head size preventing him from leading normal life

Jim Murphy, leader of the Scottish Labour Party, has admitted struggling with enlarged head syndrome which kicked in as a teenager and worsened as he got older. Jim's head accounts for 30% of his entire body weight and that it's becoming harder to st...
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Dudley Council to clamp down on irresponsible dog-owners

Residents of Dudley, in the West Midlands, have become so enraged with irresponsible dog owners who allow their pets to foul in public places and then fail to clear up their mess, that they have demanded that the local council take drastic action.
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Election debates now to feature 'Red Chair'

The Election Leaders are to undergo the 'red chair' treatment in upcoming TV Debates. The main Leaders will perform, sitting in Graeme Tronot - style red chair, the audience being equipped with 'worm - pads', which will transmit electric shocks t...
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Funny story: Road reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne

Road reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne

A section of the M2 has reopened - more than eight hours after an Asda receipt was found near a slip road. Highways Agency experts say the receipt has now been removed from near the exit slip road at Junction 5 of the M2 coastbound carriageway for...
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Funny story: New Age Dairy given free range status by EU for its Virtual Cinemagraphic Dome and the chickens love it.

New Age Dairy given free range status by EU for its Virtual Cinemagraphic Dome and the chickens love it.

People will recall the Surround Dome Theatre which was a popular fairground attraction in the 1980's. Disney World, Lego-land and Blackpool all had them. The audience were treated to virtual rides on roller coasters and racing cars with every wall su...
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Party Leaders stop at nothing to gain votes

Kissing babies, stroking hedgehogs, now the Election Candidates are ready to take part in Sunday Night Dramas and Reality TV, to up their ratings. We understand that Nigel Farage will appear in a crowd scene in 'Poldark', as an angered 'winnower',...
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Jobless father who blew benefits on sausage rolls banned from every Greggs bakery on 13-mile stretch of coast

A feckless father has been banned from every single Greggs along an entire 13 mile stretch of coastland after going on a six year sausage roll addiction funded by state handouts. Jobless Mervin Gardener, 25, terrorised police, supermarket security...
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Funny story: Wango.com incur £37.3 million loss as a result of expensive pay day loan.

Wango.com incur £37.3 million loss as a result of expensive pay day loan.

Wango.com, the UK's foremost pay-day lender, has posted losses for the current year of £37.3 million. Confirmed reports suggest that this shock result is largely a direct result of the company taking out a pay-day loan itself during the last acco...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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Funny story: Matthew's Suicide Note

Matthew's Suicide Note

Scotland Yard Police are trying to trace the origins of a suicide note. Police were summoned to Blackfriars Bridge last night when a man out walking his dog spotted a pair of boots mid-way across the bridge on the pavement beside a briefcase full of...
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Funny story: BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

Yet another arrest at the BBC yesterday as trolley lady, Mavis Mullen, was named publicly on Twitter for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970's. Mavis, now 89, had plagued the corridors and offices at the BBC targeting young men while di...
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Funny story: UK Search and Rescue Team fail to locate Nepal

UK Search and Rescue Team fail to locate Nepal

24 hours after their departure, the UK's premier search and rescue organisation, The Hampstead Heath Search and Rescue Sunday Club, have been forced to return home after failing to locate Nepal. Upon learning of the catastrophic earthquake in Nepa...
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Funny story: The meaning of 'Happiness'?

The meaning of 'Happiness'?

'Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess, I thank the Lord that I've been blessed, With more than my share of happiness'. Many will recognise these lyrics as the chorus to the 1964 hit 'Happiness', made famous by the buck-toothed,...
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Funny story: 'I'm a 70's celebrity, get me out of here!'

'I'm a 70's celebrity, get me out of here!'

Channel Cinco have announced that they are to release a novel reality show which will have a similar concept to the jungle-based 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here', which is currently broadcast by rival channel, ITV. The Channel Cinco show, wit...
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Funny story: "Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

"Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

A vicar who believes shoes and socks are "the tools of the Devil" has been turned away from a pub in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, for being barefooted. Martin Chuzzlewit, 56, landlord of the Splintered Potsherd on Boundary Street, asked the Reverend...
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Funny story: Park Patrol Rangers adopt SAS tactics to overcome illegal camping in Edinburgh's Parks.

Park Patrol Rangers adopt SAS tactics to overcome illegal camping in Edinburgh's Parks.

Edinburgh's notorious Park Patrol have just finished their collaboration with the UK' s crack force the SAS. Park crime in Edinburgh has increased ten fold and Chief City Ranger, Ian Smee, is determined to take control of Edinburgh' s inner city gree...
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Funny story: God has resigned

God has resigned

In a shock announcement this morning God announced his resignation over the outcome of the UK General Election in which David Cameron was reelected with an overall majority. An angel appeared in our offices this morning with the announcement, whe...
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