Coronation Street Crisis

Funny story: Coronation Street Crisis
Coronation Street viewers are up in arms after some music played on the show was probably a little bit insensitive. Of course to hear the actual music you would have to turn the volume up to 150 and glue your ear to the speakers. Hundreds of peopl...
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Cat Pictures In Distress

Funny story: Cat Pictures In Distress
Horror and childish shrieking broke out on the internet today and spread like smallpox round a unvaccinated American town. Someone had posted a picture of a cat and it only received three likes. With pictures of cats normally weighing in with around...
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Juncker's new agenda for Brexit negotiations

Funny story: Juncker's new agenda for Brexit negotiations
Britons who thought Article 50 of the European Treaty would centre on money and freedom of movement could be in for a surprise. EU President, Jean-Claude Juncker, famously not averse to an early morning beverage, including his favourite breakfast...
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Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Funny story: Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!
Brit pro-Brexit politicians and their blind sheep voters have been put in their place by Oxford University academics who claim the vote was a complete BOJO balls up! As dopey politicians have no right to be called intellectuals, especially leading...
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This Morning's Rodent Removal

Funny story: This Morning's Rodent Removal
A pesky rodent that had been terrorising the set of semi popular morning show "This Morning" has been caught. However Philip Schofield is still at large and truly capable of being a dick all on his own. The mouse, which is estimated (by us) to be 37...
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Thunder Snow!

Funny story: Thunder Snow!
The country is once again facing it's gravest threat. We the British people must stand strong and united in the face of such a unrelenting invasion! We are of course talking about the few days every year the entire country loses it's shit over some s...
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Asteroids V Brexiteers

Funny story: Asteroids V Brexiteers
NASA has discovered two massive objects hurtling through space towards Earth. They reckon ones a comet but as one scientist says "We're fucked if we know what the other bastard thing is. The ship from Blakes 7?" Upon hearing that yet another forei...
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Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Funny story: Theresa May orders European shutdown!
Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the...
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Will 1/20 Become the New 4/20?

Due to stress of Trump Inauguration pot use is expected to reach near epidemic proportions. Movement to 'honor' cannabis expected to move to January from April to help cope with new world order.
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Funny story: George Osborne and David Cameron in Kavos before Davos!

George Osborne and David Cameron in Kavos before Davos!

George Osborne, ex-chancellor, and David Cameron, ex-prime minister, were on their way to give speeches at Switzerland's annual World Economic Forum when a mysterious mix-up meant their plane ended up landing in Greece with a chauffeur driven ride es...
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Funny story: Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

"What's that Bi+ch doing on this plane and why is she in the economy area?!" An angry passenger travelling on the same Jet Blue Airline flight from NY to Florida screamed at stewardesses demanding that Ivanka Trump and her family be ejected or put in...
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Funny story: Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

President elect, "Rocky Trump", has decided to perform a new version of the seventies Broadway show and film every time he confronts the press! Trump says, "what is the point of being serious standing in front of a bunch of journo baboons who repr...
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Funny story: King Rufus Found Buried Under Parking Lot Near Beaulieu Motor Museum

King Rufus Found Buried Under Parking Lot Near Beaulieu Motor Museum

King William II Rufus was the son of William the Conqueror and King of England from 1087 to 1100. Described as uncouth, barbaric, lacking both morals and ethics, addicted to vice, and definitely not the most popular king, he was killed by an arrow to...
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Funny story: End of British Summer Time

End of British Summer Time

In an effort to prevent all of the issues with British Summer Time ending, the government will be introducing a new phased two step change to the system. Instead of the clocks changing by one hour on one day, there will now be two days where the c...
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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn admits he's only in it for the chicks

Jeremy Corbyn admits he's only in it for the chicks

In a bizarre meltdown, British Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced that he did not in fact get into politics to make a difference but to 'pull the birds.' Thrice-married Corbyn had just emerged from a vegetarian soup kitchen when he was ambu...
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Funny story: Corbyn goes into hibernation

Corbyn goes into hibernation

Labour party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, bereft of any concept, strategy or will to challenge or even question the Prime Minister, Theresa May, about what she's doing, or rather not doing with regard to this bothersome Brexit issue, has stated he needs to...
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Funny story: 3 Brit judges attempt to thwart Brexit because their wigs will become too expensive!

3 Brit judges attempt to thwart Brexit because their wigs will become too expensive!

In an unprecedented, unexpected move to thwart Brexit negotiations and hindering Mrs May triggering article 50, 3 British judges have found a massive loophole! It seems as though a hidden law found in the Magna Carta does not allow the British upp...
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