Funny story: Limp body of Janitor found close to Isle of Siel school as worse blizzard since 1958 calms

Limp body of Janitor found close to Isle of Siel school as worse blizzard since 1958 calms

As morning broke, the only police officer on the small Isle of Siel managed to track down the whereabouts of janitor Wee Speadie who went missing last night when looking for a missing boy. As you will recall, the boy was sent home from school yesterd...
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Labour Leader Decides to Campaign on TV Debates

There was shock in Westminster when the Leader of the Opposition, one Ed Miliband, declared his party's main issue in the impending election. "As a party we have in the past fought elections based on the economy, the future of the NHS, unemploymen...
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Plans to move Scotland's Biggest Bank to Iceland put on ice

Scottish business tycoon Ralph Tweedie attempt to buy Scotland's largest bank for a pound and to relocate its entire operation to Iceland has now finally been put to rest. The idea was born out of the fear that Scotland would become independent and...
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Funny story: Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

With the possibility that David Cameron could be "empty-chaired" in the TV election debates, Ed Miliband has been prepping for his appearance by debating an empty chair in private rehearsals. "Ed is very concerned about credibility", an insider to...
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Funny story: Celebrity Paedophile, ***** *******, Fucking Hates ******, ****** & ******** Cunts

Celebrity Paedophile, ***** *******, Fucking Hates ******, ****** & ******** Cunts

Well known celebrity paedophile, child molester and closet homosexual *** ***** ******* announced today that he 'fucking hates *******, **** and ****** cunts' and that if he had his way everyone would be allowed to have ****** and the right to burn d...
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Edinburgh Trams to be leased out as Bars and Night Clubs

District councilors are still scratching their heads why the city's 21st Century tram system finally ended up costing 776 million pounds. A brain storming session at the city chambers which included Edinburgh' s top accountants ended with no firm rea...
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Jeremy Clarkson may be replaced by David Cameron after girly punch

The BBC is expected to shelf the remainder of the current Top Gear TV show after allegations that presenter Jeremy Clarkson clocked the shows producer. Despite a petition of 500,000 names to reinstate the presenter, it is becoming likely that he...
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Funny story: David Cameron discovers gold in back garden of number 10 Downing Street

David Cameron discovers gold in back garden of number 10 Downing Street

David Cameron's garden at number 10 could be paying for itself soon. Over the last few years he has added a tree house, bouncy castle, pitch and put, croquet area, revolving greenhouse, water chute, Tarzan swing, bowling lawn, bandstand, pigeon shed,...
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Funny story: BBC beef up Job Application form to weed out perverts

BBC beef up Job Application form to weed out perverts

The BBC' s human resources department has admitted changing its job application form for the first time in 50 years. Wendy Attenborough, Head of HR, explained that the BBC set up a panel of Stake Holders in November last year, in light of paedophile...
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Funny story: Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...
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Funny story: Six foot snow drifts in Scotland yesterday as school janitor goes missing looking for missing pupil

Six foot snow drifts in Scotland yesterday as school janitor goes missing looking for missing pupil

It's March 2015 and snow has been falling over the north west of Scotland for over 48 hours hours now. Reports of drifts of six feet have been reported in high exposed areas and none so bad as the Isle of Siel, just south of Oban. It was just yest...
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Funny story: Terrorists Attack Dog Show

Terrorists Attack Dog Show

It seems nothing is safe from terrorists these days as an unknown group fighting on behalf of mongrels called IDID meaning "Imbecile Doggy Idiots Die", have poisoned a prize winning Red Setter by feeding it with rotting red meat! IDID did not beh...
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Funny story: Poor Blackout of solar eclipse blamed for scuppered robbery

Poor Blackout of solar eclipse blamed for scuppered robbery

The O'Reilly Twins from Westerhailes in Edinburgh were caught red handed boarding a number 25 bus just two minutes after raiding the Sparkles Jewellery Emporium on Friday. Using the solar eclipse as cover, at approximately 9.30am, the bungling robber...
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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears

Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears

You may recall David Cameron's hoax phone call back in January this year from a chap high on marijuana and cocaine pretending to be director of GCHQ. Mr Cameron, as you will remember, claimed not to be fooled and quickly hung up his blackberry.
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Funny story: British lads now called polygamist for living out of wedlock

British lads now called polygamist for living out of wedlock

Polygamy is being practiced on an "enormous" scale within the British Celtic community without any official attempt to stop it, it has been claimed by the Church of Engerland. A new study of the lives of Celtic women concludes that large numbers a...
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Funny story: C4 Promotes 'Skunk'

C4 Promotes 'Skunk'

Renowned medicinal and social drug suppliers Mary Jane, Bud Pot, and Herb Hemp have taken to television screens to promote the recreational use of 'skunk.' Skunk Life: Selling It, Smokin' It, and Lovin' It debuted on C4 to critical acclaim, with m...
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