Funny story: Study finds "referring to yourself in third person" still most reliable way to get ahead in career

Study finds "referring to yourself in third person" still most reliable way to get ahead in career

A recent scientific study has found that one of the most effective ways of getting a raise or promotion in work is to "constantly refer to yourself in the third person". Scientists believe this method can re-enforce in other people's mind that y...
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Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Boris Johnson as vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed 50 million pounds of public funds toward the project. The bicycles, the result of a government think tank on new pedastrain propulsion systems, wi...
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Labour Leader Decides to Campaign on TV Debates

There was shock in Westminster when the Leader of the Opposition, one Ed Miliband, declared his party's main issue in the impending election. "As a party we have in the past fought elections based on the economy, the future of the NHS, unemploymen...
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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears

Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears

You may recall David Cameron's hoax phone call back in January this year from a chap high on marijuana and cocaine pretending to be director of GCHQ. Mr Cameron, as you will remember, claimed not to be fooled and quickly hung up his blackberry.
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Funny story: Queen Defends The Fabulous

Queen Defends The Fabulous

The Queen of the Purple Isles has hit back at suggestions that The Fabulous should be banned from socialising with so-called 'Ordinaries'. Harry Rump of the Roundguts claimed that The Fabulous are a bizarre group who differ on every conceivable so...
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Police have tazered kids, but it's an act of kindness

British Police have multi - tazered University Students, now it appears they have tazered kids, teenagers of 14. 'It's really just to give them a light reprimand, as opposed to being shot dead', says DCI Jonny Tennyson 'We are issued with bulle...
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British lads now called polygamist for living out of wedlock

Polygamy is being practiced on an "enormous" scale within the British Celtic community without any official attempt to stop it, it has been claimed by the Church of Engerland. A new study of the lives of Celtic women concludes that large numbers a...
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Funny story: The Church of England is a farce

The Church of England is a farce

London- Not only has the Church of Engerland perverted British lads with false teachings and subjugated their will with the use of soup kitchens and lessons on obedience to the church, but now they are also guilty of genocide both in Engerland and in...
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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Funny story: Terrorists Attack Dog Show

Terrorists Attack Dog Show

It seems nothing is safe from terrorists these days as an unknown group fighting on behalf of mongrels called IDID meaning "Imbecile Doggy Idiots Die", have poisoned a prize winning Red Setter by feeding it with rotting red meat! IDID did not beh...
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Funny story: Iain Duncan Smith strewn in Lobster Thermidor by Unemployed Father of Seven

Iain Duncan Smith strewn in Lobster Thermidor by Unemployed Father of Seven

The Rt Hon Iain Duncan Smith's early evening meal was rudely interrupted by a Capital Radio's phone in winner Sid Eccles yesterday at Hoorays restaurant in WC1. Mr Eccles, long term unemployed and father of seven kids, was there enjoying a 'no h...
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Funny story: DIY chain confirms Conservative order of 250,000 sheds for Housing

DIY chain confirms Conservative order of 250,000 sheds for Housing

A DIY superstore has acknowledged the agreement in principle to the advance acquisition of 250,000 new luxury sheds for the Conservative government should they win the next election. The sheds are seen as a gap fill in the market of new affordable...
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Funny story: Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"

Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"

On the face of it 35yr old Melinda Smith seems to lead an exciting life, High level business meetings, Hang-gliding, mountaineering while inside the house she seems to be able to pull off ten person dinner parties with ease all while juggling the dem...
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Funny story: Bad Boy ED Miliband now wants to be known as Eddie from now on

Bad Boy ED Miliband now wants to be known as Eddie from now on

Ed Miliband Labour Party Leader, MP for Doncaster North announced today that he would now like to be known as Eddie. Labour's public relations team now feel that Ed is a bit naff and has a touch of the John Cravens about it. This was brought to t...
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Funny story: Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...
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Funny story: Nigel Farage to claim asylum in France

Nigel Farage to claim asylum in France

UKIP party leader and national joke Nigel Farage has lodged a claim to seek political asylum in France. He has reportedly grown weary of constant embarrassments from his own party, and never-ending insults and criticism from everyone else in Britain.
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Funny story: Woman loses dog and gets a new one

Woman loses dog and gets a new one

Yorkshire- A woman who lost her Yorshire terrier causes scandal looking for her dog. Gillian Hainsworth encountered unexpected trouble when she went looking for her dog in her town. Every dog she saw she claimed was hers. "It's quite surprisi...
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