"Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

Funny story: "Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!
In these days of sensitive sexism naming, and offending comments, it seems we have reached new heights down below as a range of shoes (yes shoes!) has caused uproar among parents! "Dolly Babe" shoes are being sold parallel to "Leader" shoes and gu...
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German budget supermarket goes "Underwear Transgender!"

Funny story: German budget supermarket goes "Underwear Transgender!"
It seems there is no letting up in today's modern world of sexual freedom and a German budget giant supermarket has decided to jump on the "Anything Goes Parade" by launching a brand new range of underwear for him and her and her and him! Their la...
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Bungling Birmingham burglar blows burglary; he forgot to ask for his CV!

Funny story: Bungling Birmingham burglar blows burglary; he forgot to ask for his CV!
Now in the days of sophisticated technology, hacking computers, CCTV cameras, smartphones, etc. A Birmingham (UK) bungling burglar wins first prize in being a total technological "dickhead!" The gentleman applied for a job at a betting shop in Bir...
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May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

Funny story: May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim
Paris Saint-Germain Football Club, which recently signed (or rather acquired) the services of a certain Neymar da Silva Santos Junior from Barcelona for a reported fee of 220 million Euro, are busy marketing their wears to regain all that money. True...
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Dog crap in UK supermarket trolleys is unhygienic claims mum!

Funny story: Dog crap in UK supermarket trolleys is unhygienic claims mum!
Children dumped in supermarket trolleys for free fun-rides through colourful, tasty looking gangways are to be banned because of doggy poop! A very hygienic mum, wearing rubber gloves, observed kiddies, even up to the grand old age of 9, being pus...
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Jesus bans chrissy chocolate sales in August in UK supermarkets!

Funny story: Jesus bans chrissy chocolate sales in August in UK supermarkets!
Several UK supermarkets feel it is quite proper to flog chrissy choccies in AUGUST! Yes people, August! However, after the chrissy choccies were spotted on the shelves several customers thought it was quite disgraceful to sell chrissy products in sum...
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More gender controversy for Labour

Funny story: More gender controversy for Labour
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party has again provoked controversy by suggesting more "women only" places in the interests of safety. Hot on the heels of the "Women only train carriages" controversy suggesting that all men are potential sex pests and wom...
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ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

Funny story: ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!
The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi! After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing...
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When is a US toy not a Chinese sex toy?

Chinese sex toy producers saves US giant toy retailer's neck by flogging its whole stock to them! US kids aint happy, but their dads certainly R, us too!
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Funny story: Strange toxic, eggy-stinking cloud invades Beachy Head!

Strange toxic, eggy-stinking cloud invades Beachy Head!

Sunbathers, tourists and beach bums were suddenly confronted with a, yellow toxic cloud at one of Britain's most beautiful resorts, Beachy Head. The cloud drifted towards the huge white cliffs and people enjoying the rare UK sun "scrambled" to saf...
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Funny story: Tiny Yorkshire Terrier arrested in Kingston, UK, after attacking fully grown delivery man!

Tiny Yorkshire Terrier arrested in Kingston, UK, after attacking fully grown delivery man!

A tiny Yorkshire Terrier proved to the world that his "bark was genuinely as big as his bite!" A full grown, adult delivery man, not the postman, they belong to a different generation, attempted to enter the tiny terriers territory in downtown Kin...
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Funny story: Nicola Sturgeon, mistaken for a laboratory hamster, was kept in a cage for 2 weeks until dramatically rescued by snatch squad led by Alex Salmond

Nicola Sturgeon, mistaken for a laboratory hamster, was kept in a cage for 2 weeks until dramatically rescued by snatch squad led by Alex Salmond

News is emerging from a Reuters source that Nicola Sturgeon was mistaken by American health care professionals for a Scottish hamster and was held in a cage for a fortnight until rescued by a crack team of SNP agents. The confusing reports suggest...
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Funny story: Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

A group of tabloid editors, gravediggers and fashion designers have banded together to provide what may be the most astonishing fashion show in history. Princess Diana's rotting body has been exhumed, fitted and measured and is ready to hit the runwa...
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Funny story: Conservative Party "ran out of human MPs years ago"

Conservative Party "ran out of human MPs years ago"

An anonymous worker at Conservative Party HQ has admitted that there hasn't been a human Tory MP since 2001 when Lord Cockles died with an orange up his arse. Since then all Conservative politicians have been either reanimated corpses, robots, or Fra...
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Funny story: Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

It is now over a year since Britain voted to leave the EU, and as expected the government is making a complete pig's arse of the situation. Then again, one of Britain's biggest export industries (which is expected to do well after Brexit) is making e...
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Funny story: Bride-To-Be Makes Off With Bridegroom-To-Be's Stag-Do Money

Bride-To-Be Makes Off With Bridegroom-To-Be's Stag-Do Money

A stag party were conned out of £13,000 when the groom-to-be's fiancee allegedly pretended to book their holiday to Ibiza before running off with the cash. Chris Mahone, 27, and his 29 friends were on the way to Leeds-Bradford airport when they re...
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Funny story: New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

At a press conference today, the UK's newest budget airline, FlyMonEasyRyanJetB2 announced a very radical model for budget airfares bringing the flight industry into a complete new era aimed at benefiting the consumer and not just chief executives n...
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