Funny story: Osborne Resigns : 'I've Had Enough!'

Osborne Resigns : 'I've Had Enough!'

Chancellor George Osborne has shaken David Cameroon by resigning over the input of tax evaders being siphoned to The Tory Party. 'I've had enough' he declared from the steps of 11 Downing Street, 'When a political party is financed by the proceeds...
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The EDL: Even Less Anti-Muslim Than You May Have Thought

A while ago, East End Pride was cancelled over alleged links to the English Defence League. But since then, in a period where hostility towards Muslims has been a significant problem, the EDL bigots have gone to great lengths to "prove" they are not...
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Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

A pill which cures prisoners of the urge to commit crimes is to be given to all inmates of H.M.P Isle of Wight. The pill's effects, which although it has to be administered daily, mean that all prisoners will remain completely law abiding as long as...
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Funny story: Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Members of the royal family and local security picked up the Queen yesterday after she went missing from Buckingham Palace. Palace guards reported her gone at lunch time shortly after Sunday mass. Prince Charles and Camilla then drove round the...
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Funny story: Syria Wins in Greece

Syria Wins in Greece

In a radical shift that has alarmed all of Europe Greek voters have opted for Syria to run their new Government. Syria is opposed to the European establishment and their leader, Alexis Assan, has declared that the way is now open for Greece to all...
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Russell Brand's Democratic Lottery

Russell Brand is sick of the lottery being run purely by poncey squares, greedy plums and corrupt geezers, who cruelly and arbitrarily force people against their will to choose random numbers... In the vain hope that just on this one single, solit...
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Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has outlined a new philosophy on benefit claimants while talking to the BBC, suggesting that anyone well enough to claim benefits probably doesn't need them. Speaking of people with mental...
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Funny story: Local Man Had Great Story Idea Then Forgot What It Was

Local Man Had Great Story Idea Then Forgot What It Was

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock informed us this morning that he had a great idea for a story last night, then promptly forgot what it was and spent the remainder of yesterday evening repeatedly punching himself in the face until bed time. "I was wa...
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Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations may offend

People all over the World who 'just can't wear green' may cause Saint Pat's Day Celebrations to be rethought.

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Funny story: Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Talks have been held between a (still somewhat) cocky UKIP and a (more and more by the hour) desperate Labour Party, with a view to constructing a possible future coalition. Hopes were originally high, with optimistic and even downright ecstatica...
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Funny story: Queen Defends The Fabulous

Queen Defends The Fabulous

The Queen of the Purple Isles has hit back at suggestions that The Fabulous should be banned from socialising with so-called 'Ordinaries'. Harry Rump of the Roundguts claimed that The Fabulous are a bizarre group who differ on every conceivable so...
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Funny story: Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Windsor Castle The Royal Family are having a battle royal since discovering Prince Henry gave Prince Charles some marijuana. "If you thought he was boring before, you should here him now. If he gets started on the philosophy of gardening, he can g...
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Funny story: Preparing For Erection Day - Cameron is truly the cock of the walk

Preparing For Erection Day - Cameron is truly the cock of the walk

May 7th has been set as Britain's Great Erection Day when the Party with the most seats will win the erection. Labour & Conservatives are neck and neck but could be upset by the SNP throwing a caber into the erection battle. Tory big knob,...
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Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber to open an innovative marriage agency in London

Justin Bieber to open an innovative marriage agency in London

London- Tucked away on Walton Street amid the well-manicured storefronts of London's luxurious Chelsea neighborhood, MARRY ME, a new concept marriage service, brings an expertly curated and sophisticated mix of art, fashion, and design to the block.
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Funny story: Police have tazered kids, but it's an act of kindness

Police have tazered kids, but it's an act of kindness

British Police have multi - tazered University Students, now it appears they have tazered kids, teenagers of 14. 'It's really just to give them a light reprimand, as opposed to being shot dead', says DCI Jonny Tennyson 'We are issued with bulle...
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Funny story: Desparate measures for Milliband

Desparate measures for Milliband

In order to look as if he is in touch with reality and improve his chances of election, Ed Milliband is coming out publicly against the morbid obesity crisis plaguing the country. He intends to bar the morbidly obese and overweight from our televisio...
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