Leave and let die, with Boris and Nigel - Brexit cowards scram

Funny story: Leave and let die, with Boris and Nigel - Brexit cowards scram
Following Boris Johnson's astonishing refusal to help clear up the mess he'd created in the referendum, his companion-in-arms in their 'leave and let die' campaign to destroy the United Kingdom has now also fled the stage. "I want my life back," w...
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Farage Fallout Triggers UKIP Upheaval

Funny story: Farage Fallout Triggers UKIP Upheaval
Mere days after cleaving the country in two via the "Brexit" vote political super villain Nigel Farage has stepped down from his position as UKIP leader. In an emotional statement that had to be halted at several points as squadrons of Spitfires...
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Chris Evans to present nothing

Funny story: Chris Evans to present nothing
After his shock departure from Top Gear, Chris Evans has announced he will now present nothing. 'It's crazy' said Evans 'but I have come up with this unique concept that means I won't be doing anything.' 'No one will see or hear me ever again.
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Appellate Court: Not Illegal to Fart On The Tube

Funny story: Appellate Court: Not Illegal to Fart On The Tube
An appeals court has reversed a municipal court's conviction of a Chelsea man who was ticketed by transport police for disturbing the peace after farting on the Tube. Brian DeBroder received several warnings before receiving the summons, this was aft...
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Obama: Europe's National Hatreds Make American Race Problems "look like a picnic," says Continent "Soaked in Blood"

Funny story: Obama: Europe's National Hatreds Make American Race Problems "look like a picnic," says Continent "Soaked in Blood"
Warsaw, Poland - In opening remarks before a press conference in Warsaw today, U.S. President Obama took time to remind Americans that though their hatred for each other is "very real and probably implacable" it pales in comparison to the loathing pe...
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Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger
LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...
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Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Funny story: Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"
Hollywood have been so fascinated with the parallel campaigns, Brexit and Trump, they have decided to make a revamp of that classic war film "Bridge over the river Kwai" and this latest version is called "Bridge over the River Thames!" Farage, Boj...
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May or not to May, maybe?

Funny story: May or not to May, maybe?
After the upheaval of the past three weeks British people have been forced to ask the question, May or not May maybe? As others jumped the sinking ship which they torpedoed themselves, it has been left to May to maybe upright the sinking Titanic in t...
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Funny story: Darling Bud Of May

Darling Bud Of May

Newly unelected (by the people, yes we understand she was elected by the Tory party) Prime Minister Theresa May has had a historic meeting with Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon today. Admitting that the meeting was "positive" and that "all o...
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Funny story: New British government unveiled

New British government unveiled

After weeks of chaos following the referendum on whether Britain should tell the rest of the world to fuck off or not, the dust has finally settled. A new UK government is in place and ready to go ahead with implementing "fuck off". Under new prim...
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Funny story: The Sun V the Sun

The Sun V the Sun

As Britain resides in the grip of a paralysis due to a foreign invader (the sun) Back and to the Left news decided to get some insight into this deadly heat wave. We spoke to Sun journalist Farr Right to try and gauge the nation's feelings on these,...
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Funny story: Bo Jo chickens out on his past buffoonery!

Bo Jo chickens out on his past buffoonery!

New UK Foreign Secretary, still-buffoon, ex mayor of London, and general circus clown, Bo Jo, has made his first appearance alongside US Secretary of State, John Kerry, ex-actor in the Addams Family, and now bearing a grey haired wig over his neck bo...
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Funny story: Leg hair Links To Depression

Leg hair Links To Depression

A study has discovered that the early onset of leg hair in teenage boys is linked with depression in later life. Dr L. John of the Institute for Back, Bum, Leg and Pubic Hair released a short statement. Dropping it from the institutes blimp as it soa...
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Funny story: Press Gang-ged

Press Gang-ged

Alarming new statistics have shown that press freedom has declined 14% in the last two years in Europe. This means were no longer allowed to talk about $£$^^$^ ^%&&^%$ or £$"%$"!(*"^"%. We can still talk about Diana's death but that might soo...
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Funny story: Boris Rump's Diplomatic Disaster

Boris Rump's Diplomatic Disaster

Boris Rump, Britain new Foreign Secretary, has upset US Presidential Republican nominee Donald Duck by commenting that Donald's wife is 'a foreigner with an accent from Russia'. A furious Donald has defended his wife Plagiarisky against Rump. In a...
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Funny story: Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

Britain Leaves Its Favorite Panties At Old Boyfriend's Apartment!

London, UK, Britain, England - It appears that after the torrid and heart-wrenching breakup (which Brexit's boyfriend, E.U. didn't really think she had the nerve to do) she's really leaving this time! But now after storming out, she's forgotten t...
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