George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

Funny story: George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles
London, England George W. Bush, disgraced former President of the United States, called the Queen to see if he and his wife Laura could get some free rooms in one of the Queen's castles. Prince Philip answered and set the phone down to get the Queen.
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Israel urges British people not to vote Labour

Funny story: Israel urges British people not to vote Labour
A manifesto from Israel has descended on Britain telling us not to vote Labour. Those stalwarts of the Labour movement Bakunin and Proudhon are given as examples of the trend in anti-semitism that is inspiring the left to criticise Israel's policy to...
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Landlords demand tax relief for their "difficult job"

Funny story: Landlords demand tax relief for their "difficult job"
A group calling themselves the Union of Oppressed Landlords have protested about the current housing crisis in the UK. They claim that people who let out accommodation are being squeezed and are not earning enough. "It's appalling," said Connie Br...
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Whippingdale to become BBC Boss

Funny story: Whippingdale to become BBC Boss
John Whippingdale, Government Minister for Art, Culture & Sport has decided he should become the next Govorner General of the BBC, which is to be rename Whips Wonderful Corporation (WWC). In a move which is likely to upset some employees at th...
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Duchess Kate Changes Hair Style to Take Press Attention from Castle Demolition

Funny story: Duchess Kate Changes Hair Style to Take Press Attention from Castle Demolition
London, England Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, has raised a giant stir in the British Isles by changing her hairstyle. This has just been discovered to be a smoke screen in order to cover up the fact that Kate has ordered the 214 year old Anme...
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Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

Funny story: Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen
London, England Queen Elizabeth's staff was surprised when a publicist who called himself "John Miller" called to schedule an appointment with the Queen so Trump could talk to her about the English "political scene." When informed that 1. If the...
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New Breakfast Cereal Causing Problems

Funny story: New Breakfast Cereal Causing Problems
A new Breakfast cereal called Brexit is causing problems. The manufacturers Cloggies, aware that they should be politically neutral have had difficulties finding a suitable line for selling the product. First of all they wanted to use the slogan '...
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Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

Funny story: Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground
59 year old Max Scholder died celebrating his birthday after his e-cig exploded in his pocket then ignited a gas explosion. Leila Scholder, wife of the deceased, talked to this reporter about what happened. "We were going home on the Undergrou...
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Bill Cosby Explains That Fat Albert is Actually a Separate, Evil Personality

"So the person you want for all these accusations is really Evil Fat Albert," explained Cosby.
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Funny story: 'Cock and Balls' man in court again

'Cock and Balls' man in court again

A 44 year old man from Greenfield has once more appeared before Uppermill magistrates accused of drawing an obscene image on a neighbours car. Doug Graves, appearing in court for the third time in six years, was accused of 'drawing a large cock an...
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Funny story: Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Is Free Pizza Making Candidates Fat?

Apparently, Ohio Governor John Kasich, running for the Republican nomination of president, is just a fellow who can't say 'no' to a platter of food anywhere or anytime. During one sitting at a New York restaurant, the governor ate: two plates of...
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Funny story: The Little Black Book of Diplomacy

The Little Black Book of Diplomacy

A whistleblower from MI6 using the pseudonym of "Mull of Kintyre" has published on the web a document that has the government reeling. It is a memo that is written by the Home Office for use by ambassadors, politicians, spies and other functionar...
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Funny story: Ratatouille two-step

Ratatouille two-step

A man who had previously complained that a rat had 'run up his leg' while he was eating in his local Wetherspoon's pub has been exposed as a fraud. Dick Soars, 57, was on a blind Internet date with, Mona Lotz, a nubile Lithuanian wench and had arr...
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Funny story: Petticoats and Davy Lamps

Petticoats and Davy Lamps

Following the discriminatory wristband scandal in Cardiff, where refugees were required to wear coloured bands to ensure they could be identified by staff serving meals, the government has apologized unreservedly and has introduced measures which, th...
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Funny story: Revised UK Department Of Health Guidance On Alcohol Consumption Meets With Widespread Anger And Criticism

Revised UK Department Of Health Guidance On Alcohol Consumption Meets With Widespread Anger And Criticism

Revised UK Department of Health guidance on alcohol consumption has met with widespread anger and criticism. 'Government cuts have now gone too far,' said John Smith, a typical British drinker. 'First they reduce spending on essential public servi...
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Funny story: Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Lincolnshire, UK - Parents are in a moral panic after a seemingly harmless art class left at least five children with a warped sense of love and relationships. Another two are said to be questioning their sexuality. Many more will need to see the sch...
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Funny story: Boris and Cameron Face Off On In Out Solution

Boris and Cameron Face Off On In Out Solution

David Cameron put it well: 'If you are in then you can provide for the future - if you are Out you dirty your hands, your sheets, your bed.' This make the case for staying in the EU (Erotic Union). Meanwhile Boris Yeltsin the Mayor of London wa...
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