Funny story: The Church of England is a farce

The Church of England is a farce

London- Not only has the Church of Engerland perverted British lads with false teachings and subjugated their will with the use of soup kitchens and lessons on obedience to the church, but now they are also guilty of genocide both in Engerland and in...
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Justin Bieber to open an innovative marriage agency in London

London- Tucked away on Walton Street amid the well-manicured storefronts of London's luxurious Chelsea neighborhood, MARRY ME, a new concept marriage service, brings an expertly curated and sophisticated mix of art, fashion, and design to the block.
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Iain Duncan Smith strewn in Lobster Thermidor by Unemployed Father of Seven

The Rt Hon Iain Duncan Smith's early evening meal was rudely interrupted by a Capital Radio's phone in winner Sid Eccles yesterday at Hoorays restaurant in WC1. Mr Eccles, long term unemployed and father of seven kids, was there enjoying a 'no h...
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Funny story: Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

With the possibility that David Cameron could be "empty-chaired" in the TV election debates, Ed Miliband has been prepping for his appearance by debating an empty chair in private rehearsals. "Ed is very concerned about credibility", an insider to...
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Funny story: UK woman marries a pond frog

UK woman marries a pond frog

A British woman says she has finally found the true meaning of marriage now that she has married her frog. Amanda Rodgers and her frog "Prince Charming" appeared on British television's BBC "This Morning" Friday to discuss why she decided to wed h...
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Plans to move Scotland's Biggest Bank to Iceland put on ice

Scottish business tycoon Ralph Tweedie attempt to buy Scotland's largest bank for a pound and to relocate its entire operation to Iceland has now finally been put to rest. The idea was born out of the fear that Scotland would become independent and...
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Terrorists Attack Dog Show

It seems nothing is safe from terrorists these days as an unknown group fighting on behalf of mongrels called IDID meaning "Imbecile Doggy Idiots Die", have poisoned a prize winning Red Setter by feeding it with rotting red meat! IDID did not beh...
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Funny story: Bra man's future ruined by prank

Bra man's future ruined by prank

A Dorking man who became trapped in a bra on a stag night has been informed that he may have to live the rest of his life as a woman after the item of ladies' underwear could not be removed. Barry Gusset, 36, of Truncheon Lane, Dorking, was on an...
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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Funny story: Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

A blue plaque is to be attached to Stoodley Pike in Calderdale dedicated to the true pioneer of powered flight Silas Makepeace Hepplethwaite of Mankinholes nr. Todmorden. Silas was a sheep farmer but he firmly believed that man was destined to fl...
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Funny story: The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, has just jackbooted out of Nigel Farage's mansion through the bog and sewer and relayed this report to Neo-Non-Nazi HQ in a bunker near Berlin. Nigel was chatting to his German mi...
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Funny story: Woman loses dog and gets a new one

Woman loses dog and gets a new one

Yorkshire- A woman who lost her Yorshire terrier causes scandal looking for her dog. Gillian Hainsworth encountered unexpected trouble when she went looking for her dog in her town. Every dog she saw she claimed was hers. "It's quite surprisi...
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Funny story: One family from London responsible for all lengthier A & E waiting times in UK

One family from London responsible for all lengthier A & E waiting times in UK

A family from the Elephant Castle in London are said to be the cause of the National Health Service's ever growing accident and emergency waiting times. Waiting times throughout England and Wales have rocketed to the average of four hours per patien...
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Funny story: Bad Boy ED Miliband now wants to be known as Eddie from now on

Bad Boy ED Miliband now wants to be known as Eddie from now on

Ed Miliband Labour Party Leader, MP for Doncaster North announced today that he would now like to be known as Eddie. Labour's public relations team now feel that Ed is a bit naff and has a touch of the John Cravens about it. This was brought to t...
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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears

Cameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears

You may recall David Cameron's hoax phone call back in January this year from a chap high on marijuana and cocaine pretending to be director of GCHQ. Mr Cameron, as you will remember, claimed not to be fooled and quickly hung up his blackberry.
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Funny story: Four Cups - Revamp of the Two Ronnie's famous sketch

Four Cups - Revamp of the Two Ronnie's famous sketch

In a memorable return the two Ronnies are featuring a new updated version of the famous Fork/Four Handles/Candles sketch. Television bosses think they have found the rejected tape which was turned down by BBC senior staff fearing a reduction of th...
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Funny story: Prince George may be Baby Jesus or The Antichrist

Prince George may be Baby Jesus or The Antichrist

Prince George may be the Jesus-like manifestation of God on Earth or the Son of Satan, according to a new survey. Frustratedparents.web, which publishes the sleep-deprived ravings of parents worldwide, claims that, the nighttime screaming of ba...
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