Tractor Disaster

Funny story: Tractor Disaster
Tragedy occurred in Lower Upper Middle Poppleton on Gastric By The Bypass as a parade to commemorate the 1956 tractor disaster ended in disaster. Back and to the Left news investigates......at the end of this sentence....from here.... In 1956 fort...
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'Black London cab driver' tells Polish man to " F off back to where he belongs!" Is that racist?

Funny story: 'Black London cab driver' tells Polish man to " F off back to where he belongs!" Is that racist?
During a slight altercation between a busy London cab driver, who just happened to be of Caribbean origin and black, and a Polish bicycle rider in the middle of multi-culti London, the cab driver screamed the following to the unfortunate Polish cycli...
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Pensioner beats the crap out of jewelry thieves with an umbrella!

Funny story: Pensioner beats the crap out of jewelry thieves with an umbrella!
Mayfair, London, yesterday: A bunch of moronic thieves attempted to break into a jewelry shop wielding sledge hammers, knives and anything else they could get their hands on. Then, after arriving on scooters, the latest trend in armed robbery in L...
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Police issued new cars on Humberside! Fairground dodgem cars take over from Pandas!

Funny story: Police issued new cars on Humberside! Fairground dodgem cars take over from Pandas!
The Humberside police force have been issued with a new fleet of open-top cars called Dodgems! Originally, the cars were only seen at fairgrounds all over the country. Police on Humberside have been trying out their latest fleet of vehicles at fai...
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UK hospitals ban chocolates and fizzy drinks claiming their food is healthier?

Funny story: UK hospitals ban chocolates and fizzy drinks claiming their food is healthier?
Stodgy treacle puddings lashed with sugar-ridden custard, fatty meat, gravy, over-cooked tasteless vegetables, fried egg and bacon breakfasts with sugar-dosed cereals, and other hospital delicacies, are more healthy claim UK hospitals than chocolate!...
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Dead body fails to make the grave after hearse was clamped!

Funny story: Dead body fails to make the grave after hearse was clamped!
Bristol, UK: A dead body waiting to be transported to the grave missed its appointment because the vehicle carrying it was CLAMPED! The owner of the hearse was DEAD sure he paid his road tax, but the brain-dead company clamping the thing thought,...
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Brexit Love Crimes

Funny story: Brexit Love Crimes
Statistics have shown that "hate attacks" have gone up since Brexit began (sometime in the 1900s we think, not sure it's been going on forever). We have to admit we have taken part in them as well. We shouted "your full of shit you hate filled bitch!...
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Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal

Funny story: Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal
Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump tweeted today that he is having his staff try to arrange a visit with the Queen. Although previous inquiries have been ignored, Trump is certain she will respond this time due to the important cause of his visit. "I wish to co...
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Despite Celebrating Crowds, Mugabe of Zimbabwe Won't Recognize Coup

The 93-year old thinks it's his birthday again and thanks all the demonstrators.
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Funny story: Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

A restaurant owner in Wales has won the prestigious Chef of the Year award for 2017. It is a trophy given by the International Food Tasters And Gluttons of Paris, and is highly regarded. The winner Geoff Fork, 46, of Swansea, was surprised at the res...
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Funny story: Queen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms

Queen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms

London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen's famous Corgis will all be Knighted. Also, the Royal Cocker Spaniels and Dorgis will receive MBEs, while the Queen's favorite two Corgis, Monty and Emma, will be made a Baron and a Mar...
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Funny story: Yorkshire village declares independence

Yorkshire village declares independence

"What a terrific week", said Fred Clout, Mayor of the hamlet of Millington in the East Riding of Yorkshire, England. "We may be leaving the EU, but they're still a great source of inspiration over there." Following Catalonia's move to break awa...
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Funny story: Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

There was a serious kerfuffle at a shopping centre in Bangor, Wales today, when a reindeer became entangled with a wheelchair and had to be surgically removed from it. The problem began at Santa's Grotto, a temporary shop full of cheap Christmas g...
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Funny story: The News At Me

The News At Me

The world is awash with important breaking news stories that scream so loud they surely cannot be ignored. There's a endless parade of sexual assault claims in Hollywood. Ex-Generals claiming the US could lose a war against the tinpot dictatorship of...
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Funny story: Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

It has long been reported that the numbers of ex-servicemen who attend Remembrance Sunday events are falling. Now it appears that many of them are simply forgetting to turn up. We asked some of them to try to understand why. Geoff De'ath, 81, of M...
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Funny story: Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

A luxury UK prison in Boston, UK (logical), crowned as the 'cushiest' prison in the UK, only accepts meat-eating inmates because the canteen only serves pork from local pigs, and vegetarian or Muslim inmates cannot be allowed to go hungry! The pri...
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Funny story: 18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

A North-Lanarkshire, 18-old month toddler, destined to become a famous painter, has caused his mum some grief after deciding to paint her carpet instead of a canvas mum gave him to practice with! The toddler, still in his nappies, showed an aptitu...
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