NSA: "Just assume we're spying on everyone all the time"

Funny story: NSA: "Just assume we're spying on everyone all the time"
The ongoing revelations about the United States National Security Agency's activities may be ruffling some feathers in the international political arena, but cannot come as much of a shock to anyone concerned. The idea that nations would spy on...
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Death by Lambrini

Funny story: Death by Lambrini
A mother and daughter from London have been accused of 'a Christmas day plot to murder London bus driver with poisoned Lambrini'. Jacqueline Patrick, 54, has been charged with attempting to murder her husband Doug, now 72. Allegedly she slipped an...
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Sticking Pins in Auntie

Funny story: Sticking Pins in Auntie
The naughty children had a new games which Mummy and Daddy tolerated because it kept the nasty little brats happy. The children had found a delight in sticking pins in Auntie. The first pin was stuck deliberately into one of Auntie's eyes. She let...
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Call Me Dave Redefines Child Poverty

Funny story: Call Me Dave Redefines Child Poverty
UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has announced dramatic plans to redefine poverty in his continuing mission to further his career and improve his popularity amongst Blue Party backbenchers. The move is in line with the Party's General Popularity con...
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Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban
Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...
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"Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

Funny story: "Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman
After The Sun newspaper published footage of our beloved monarch giving what appears to be a Nazi salute, Buckingham Palace officials have been quick to deny rumours her majesty was a Nazi sympathiser or even a member of the Hitler Youth. In the g...
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UK Councils to prosecute over 8 million people for Nazi-style salutes

Funny story: UK Councils to prosecute over 8 million people for Nazi-style salutes
In a move designed to make even more money from the hapless motorist, councils throughout the UK are to begin to prosecute motorists (and/or their passengers as appropriate) for making Nazi-style salutes. Hot on the heels of the recent exposé of t...
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Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

Funny story: Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced
The UK Labour Party has added a late runner in the race for its new leader. A hitherto unknown staunch supporter of Labour and a "bezzy mate" of Adolf Corbyn (one of the other leadership hopefuls), Mr Kim Jong-un from North Korea has paid his £3 (...
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Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.
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Funny story: UK Border Agency face illegal workers fine

UK Border Agency face illegal workers fine

The UK Border Agency are facing £20,000 fines after immigration checks carried out by themselves found they had employed illegal workers. UK Border Agency officers carried out a raid on their own offices in London on Thursday. In the UKBA offic...
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Funny story: Billingham man had images of sponge abuse on his laptop

Billingham man had images of sponge abuse on his laptop

The girlfriend of Lee Moore found an indecent photo of a cleaning sponge on his laptop while she was using it. The woman was horrified to find more images of sponge abuse on her boyfriend's computer. Illegal images of sponges in various questio...
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Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Leicester West MP Liz Kendall is facing a Labour party internal inquiry after an appearance at a Tory gala evening hosted by Lord Ashcroft. Lefty Liz, as she's never been called, was filmed by an undercover reporter telling the audience that her p...
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Funny story: New strapline for UK Lottery unveiled

New strapline for UK Lottery unveiled

Camelnot, the bankers for the UK National lottery have today announced a new strapline prior to increasing the number of balls from 49 to 59 in each draw. Their existing strapline, "Play makes it possible", is being changed, based on the new lower...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe is accused of making a rabbit vanish

Daniel Radcliffe is accused of making a rabbit vanish

Lacey B. Carroll, who had accused magician Daniel Radcliffe of making her rabbit vanish in 2007, has been arrested in connection with another case where she alleged her parrot was strangled by David Cameron. "She's the best lair I have seen yet,"...
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Funny story: UKIP Unveil Proposals To Solve Migrant Crisis

UKIP Unveil Proposals To Solve Migrant Crisis

With thousands of desperate migrants attempting to enter the UK through the channel tunnel, UKIP have come up with a number of ideas designed to make the problem go away. In a press conference this morning, UKIP's immigration spokesman, Ozzy Mosle...
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Funny story: We do like to be beside the seaside.

We do like to be beside the seaside.

Sucking on her fifth Black Russian, both literally and metaphorically, WPC Fiona McCracken got unsteadily off her knee's, re-positioned herself on the bar stool and waving goodbye to her hunky donor Dimitri, began to narrate how she had ended up sh...
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Funny story: Top Benefit Scroungers Revealed

Top Benefit Scroungers Revealed

Channel 404 have produced a series of programmes on Benefit scroungers and they are among the richest and most powerful people in the country who are getting benefits for DOING NOTHING. Ace reporter for Channel 404, Jonathan Wilkes, described the...
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