"I Should Be Able To Defend Myself In Parliment" Says US President

Funny story: "I Should Be Able To Defend Myself In Parliment" Says US President
US President Trump demanded an audience with Parliment after PM Theresa May banned his hair from entering the UK. Reacting angrily in a series of Tweets, he bashed May and the 1.8 million petition signers who called for a ban on Trump. "I shoul...
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President Trump Trashes Oval Office

Funny story: President Trump Trashes Oval Office
White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. 'He turned over tables,' reported one source, 'upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White H...
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Scottish council plant trees on football field!

Funny story: Scottish council plant trees on football field!
It seems that football (the round ball type for our US readers) in Scotland has become so boring local councils in the country have started turning football pitches into tree-growing areas! One council, Aberdeenshire, planted several trees on thei...
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"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Funny story: "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...
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Political correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"

Funny story: Political correctness "biggest threat to humanity since the dinosaurs"
A survey among conservative bloggers has found that a majority of them believe political correctness is currently the greatest threat to humanity, ahead of terrorism, climate change, poverty, or a giant asteroid strike. Right wing website owner Pe...
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Headteacher defends school uniform stance

Funny story: Headteacher defends school uniform stance
A headteacher in Lancashire has defended sending pupils home from school because their skirts were not short enough, saying parents who did not like the strict uniform rules could choose to have their daughters educated elsewhere. Girls at Failing...
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Duchess Of Cornwall Uses Horse Whispering Skills To Talk Down Maniacal Robert Irwin

Funny story: Duchess Of Cornwall Uses Horse Whispering Skills To Talk Down Maniacal Robert Irwin
Robert Irwin, son of deceased and crazed Australian naturalist Steve Irwin, had to be put under a spell of some sort by the Duchess Of Cornwall after he released venomous snakes at a black tie charity event in London. The Duchess is well known fo...
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Picking Your Nose & Eating It Not Just Socially Acceptable... but Good for You!

Funny story: Picking Your Nose & Eating It Not Just Socially Acceptable... but Good for You!
"Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier a...
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Randy Quaid's act unconvincing

Has-been actor Randy Quaid was arrested at the border when, according to Mounties, he tried to impersonate a Canuck in order to illegally enter Canada. (The U. S. doesn't want him, either.)
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Funny story: Thunder Snow!

Thunder Snow!

The country is once again facing it's gravest threat. We the British people must stand strong and united in the face of such a unrelenting invasion! We are of course talking about the few days every year the entire country loses it's shit over some s...
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Funny story: Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!

Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!

Saudi Arabia and Iran seem to have reacted quite insulted because BOJO has charged into their airspace like a bull in a China Shop; what's new? After lying and cheating to the British public over Brexit, he was then appointed Foreign Minister by M...
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Funny story: Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Brit pro-Brexit politicians and their blind sheep voters have been put in their place by Oxford University academics who claim the vote was a complete BOJO balls up! As dopey politicians have no right to be called intellectuals, especially leading...
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Funny story: Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?

Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?

In early November 2016, Scotland's first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, expressed more clearly than many other world leaders the hope that Donald Trump, when in office, would be very different from the Donald Trump she had witnessed on the presidential c...
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Funny story: This Morning's Rodent Removal

This Morning's Rodent Removal

A pesky rodent that had been terrorising the set of semi popular morning show "This Morning" has been caught. However Philip Schofield is still at large and truly capable of being a dick all on his own. The mouse, which is estimated (by us) to be 37...
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Funny story: Heathrow or Death-row?

Heathrow or Death-row?

A dramatic decision, after 60 years (!), has been made to expand London's Heathrow Airport with a 3rd runway (I would prefer to run-away!). Now this wonderful decision, made after the nonsensical Brexit referendum, to invite the globe to England on a...
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Funny story: Jimmy Savile Fan Club Ends as Last Member's Membership Lapses

Jimmy Savile Fan Club Ends as Last Member's Membership Lapses

London, England The Jimmy Savile Fan Club, which once boasted thousands of members, including celebrities such as Penn State football coach Jerry Ferguson, former New York Giants player Lawrence Taylor, Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle, Woody Allen,...
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Funny story: Killer Sock Puppets Fight On

Killer Sock Puppets Fight On

WAR! Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen we are at war. A proper one unlike those little kick abouts in Syria and Iraq. As we have been relentlessly reporting on the Sock Puppet Terrorisation (SPT) it has taken things to a new level. They have attac...
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