Man demands surgery to give him another anus

Funny story: Man demands surgery to give him another anus
Chicago man Chicago Mann, 37, has demanded that his doctor "tears him a new one". Mr Mann says that he has always identified as a man with two anuses, although he was born with only one. "It's literally as if I'm a man with two anuses trapped in t...
View 'Man demands surgery to give him another anus'

Court Of Appeal Says Being Exceptionally Boring Is Lawful

Funny story: Court Of Appeal Says Being Exceptionally Boring Is Lawful
The Court of Appeal has given judgment in the case of Barry Bazooka v Joe Spud. Mr. Bazooka appealed against a previous judgment in the High Court that being exceptionally boring was inherently unlawful. Lord Justice Anusby gave the main judgment,...
View 'Court Of Appeal Says Being Exceptionally Boring Is Lawful'

D-Day Veteran Cold Cocks Prince Harry For Not Wearing Tie

Funny story: D-Day Veteran Cold Cocks Prince Harry For Not Wearing Tie
Southwick, England Prince Harry was knocked out by a 91-year old D-Day veteran yesterday, because Harry neglected to wear a tie. "Sure, I knocked the bloody bugger out. He needs to learn to respect his elders and how to dress right when he attends...
View 'D-Day Veteran Cold Cocks Prince Harry For Not Wearing Tie'

Brexit for ex-Pats living in Europe means: Double Dutch!

Funny story: Brexit for ex-Pats living in Europe means: Double Dutch!
Many ex-pats living in and enjoying the freedom offered by being members of the much maligned European Community are slightly worried at the rather strange behaviour of their compatriots residing on the island. It seems that many Brits over there...
View 'Brexit for ex-Pats living in Europe means: Double Dutch!'

EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!

Funny story: EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!
It seems the EU have English, moronic, football fans causing riots in Marseille, France, to thank for in making an ultimate decision to either support a Brexit or be against the UK leaving the community! European leaders, Germans, French, Spanish,...
View 'EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!'

Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"

Funny story: Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"
Donald Trump's publicist sent word to the Queen that he would like permission to use the ubiquitous sports anthem "We Will Rock You" in his failing presidential bid. The next day Trump blamed the misunderstanding on the English for their funny wa...
View 'Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"'

Farage pulls a pint too many!

Funny story: Farage pulls a pint too many!
As the leave EU campaign gathers pace driven by a pompous buffoon and ex-London Mayor called BOJO, with his right (extreme) hand cohort, a piss-artist undercover Nazi; it seems as though England and their UK neighbours (who are being dragged into som...
View 'Farage pulls a pint too many!'

Man On Bus Was Talking Shit

Funny story: Man On Bus Was Talking Shit
A passenger on a bus in the northern city of Hull was said by another man sitting close by, to speaking 'total shit', it has been reported. Moys Kenwood, 51, was travelling on an East Yorkshire service 121 to Beverley this afternoon, when a gentle...
View 'Man On Bus Was Talking Shit'
Breaking News...

Congress Sit-Down Protest over Gun Control

Democrats spit dummy and demand to be heard over gun control. The mouse roared. First time for everything. Not a squeak from any over Obama's tyrannical 'executive orders'. Paving the way for Hillary.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Follow The Spoof on Twitter


Funny story: Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

An estimated 37 million people will be watching tonights riveting episode of EASTENDERS, Britains most popular soap first broadcast on Feb 19/ 1985. Here is the story so far... Belinda doesn't believe Neville when he says he did not have a thr...
View 'Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures'
Funny story: The BREXIT will kill you, Official!

The BREXIT will kill you, Official!

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!! The BREXIT will kill you! Careful now you pseudo-racist freedom thinkers - (Whoop Whoop) the big bad BREXIT will slain you and your families if you even THINK about voting leave! "Look what's happened" said Feary McFearface, "...
View 'The BREXIT will kill you, Official!'
Funny story: Donald Trump a Person of Interest in the Sudden Death of Godwin's Law

Donald Trump a Person of Interest in the Sudden Death of Godwin's Law

New York, NY--Godwin's Law, the adage that when one resorts in a debate to a comparison to Hitler or to Nazism, one has lost the argument, was found dead on Friday of last week, crumpled up near one of the loading docks at the back of Trump Tower...
View 'Donald Trump a Person of Interest in the Sudden Death of Godwin's Law'
Funny story: Budget for women and the disabled

Budget for women and the disabled

George Osborne introduced a Budget aimed to assist women and the disabled in a move that stimulated immediate approval from the 'Daily Male'. Disabled people will be given the chance to return to the workforce so that they can maintain an income t...
View 'Budget for women and the disabled'
Funny story: LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...
View 'LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign'
Funny story: Trump Promises Queen a New Castle if She Will Knight Him

Trump Promises Queen a New Castle if She Will Knight Him

New York, NY In talking about his foreign relations abilities, U.S. Presidential wannabe Donald Trump remarked that he could get along well with other world leaders because they probably all admire him and would want to meet him. "I'm telling Quee...
View 'Trump Promises Queen a New Castle if She Will Knight Him'
Funny story: George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

London, England George W. Bush, disgraced former President of the United States, called the Queen to see if he and his wife Laura could get some free rooms in one of the Queen's castles. Prince Philip answered and set the phone down to get the Queen.
View 'George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles'
Funny story: Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

London, UK In a story leaked by a reliable source, it is reported that Prince Philip is unable to keep up with the Queen and he knows that, since the Queen is even stronger than her mother was, she will probably remain at work for at least another 20...
View 'Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort'

Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?

Yes, tell me more!

Profile Featured Writer

The Big C O Jones
The Big C O Jones
Joined: 17 October 2008
Stories Written: 25

Seven day catch up

Check out anything you've missed with the archive:

72 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more