Ugly yellow car causes havoc in beautiful Bibury, UK

Funny story: Ugly yellow car causes havoc in beautiful Bibury, UK
A hideous yellow colored car in England's most beautiful village, Bibury, in the Cotswolds, has been targeted by country lovers as being too ugly to drive around the streets. The owner, Peter Maddox, got his revenge by speeding up and down the mai...
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"I Should Be Able To Defend Myself In Parliment" Says US President

Funny story: "I Should Be Able To Defend Myself In Parliment" Says US President
US President Trump demanded an audience with Parliment after PM Theresa May banned his hair from entering the UK. Reacting angrily in a series of Tweets, he bashed May and the 1.8 million petition signers who called for a ban on Trump. "I shoul...
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President Trump Trashes Oval Office

Funny story: President Trump Trashes Oval Office
White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. 'He turned over tables,' reported one source, 'upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White H...
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Scottish council plant trees on football field!

Funny story: Scottish council plant trees on football field!
It seems that football (the round ball type for our US readers) in Scotland has become so boring local councils in the country have started turning football pitches into tree-growing areas! One council, Aberdeenshire, planted several trees on thei...
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"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Funny story: "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...
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Escaped London Zoo gorilla only drinks Robinsons blackcurrant squash

Funny story: Escaped London Zoo gorilla only drinks Robinsons blackcurrant squash
A gorilla that escaped from its enclosure at London Zoo made its way into Waitrose to buy Robinsons blackcurrant squash before being returned to his den, a report has found. Kumbuka, a western lowland silverback, made a trip to the nearest Waitro...
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Asteroids V Brexiteers

Funny story: Asteroids V Brexiteers
NASA has discovered two massive objects hurtling through space towards Earth. They reckon ones a comet but as one scientist says "We're fucked if we know what the other bastard thing is. The ship from Blakes 7?" Upon hearing that yet another forei...
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Corbyn goes into hibernation

Funny story: Corbyn goes into hibernation
Labour party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, bereft of any concept, strategy or will to challenge or even question the Prime Minister, Theresa May, about what she's doing, or rather not doing with regard to this bothersome Brexit issue, has stated he needs to...
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Trump Stops Lieing Supporters Confused

Donald Trump today held and impromptu News Conference making complete and total sense, giving intelligible complete answers. Unfortunately no news media was present and there no witnesses.
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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn admits he's only in it for the chicks

Jeremy Corbyn admits he's only in it for the chicks

In a bizarre meltdown, British Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced that he did not in fact get into politics to make a difference but to 'pull the birds.' Thrice-married Corbyn had just emerged from a vegetarian soup kitchen when he was ambu...
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Funny story: End of British Summer Time

End of British Summer Time

In an effort to prevent all of the issues with British Summer Time ending, the government will be introducing a new phased two step change to the system. Instead of the clocks changing by one hour on one day, there will now be two days where the c...
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Funny story: Primary School Teacher In Chubby Brown Shocker

Primary School Teacher In Chubby Brown Shocker

A school teacher from the village of Clackersford has found herself in hot water this week after allowing an unruly class of seven and eight year olds to watch a Chubby Brown video. Following a major debacle in the classroom (B7), in which many...
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Funny story: Press is Shocked at Prince Harry

Press is Shocked at Prince Harry

London, England The EPA (English Press Association) announced that the press is shocked that the Prince, Royal though he is, has the audacity to ask the press for more privacy regarding the women he dates. "For hundreds of years the British public...
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Funny story: Hoax Tweet leads to street riots

Hoax Tweet leads to street riots

Greggs bakery shops in Ashton, Manchester, Salford and Liverpool were targeted by angry mobs yesterday, after a hoax message on Twitter, announced that the company were withdrawing pasties from their product range. The Greggs pastie is renowned as...
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Funny story: Duchess of Knightsbridge: "I shall pay the £millions needed, for the whole London Stadium rebuild, out of my purse!"

Duchess of Knightsbridge: "I shall pay the £millions needed, for the whole London Stadium rebuild, out of my purse!"

Troubled London Stadium, Stratford, LONDON: With an expert in Stadium building announcing that the athletics stadium should be demolished and rebuilt properly as a football stadium, the Duchess of Knightsbridge has made an enormous gesture. "Let...
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Funny story: PM Theresa May's leatherette thighs cause public scandal!

PM Theresa May's leatherette thighs cause public scandal!

If she hadn't enough to worry about; Brexit, Bojo, Britain going down the pot, meeting Trump and Putin, plus confronting the real "Iron Lady" Angie Merkel, no! Theresa May has been interviewed by The Times flashing a pair of leatherette thighs that c...
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Funny story: TESCO PJ Problem

TESCO PJ Problem

A man has finally come out and exclaimed what were all thinking....no nothing about your rash or what cream you should use. Fucks sake it's not all about you. He posted a picture of two women idily roaming through the giant food depositary that i...
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