New England/Scotland Partnership

Funny story: New England/Scotland Partnership
Politicians in London emerged from the basement at 10 Downing Street after spending 3 weeks sequestered in a marathon brainstorming session to contrive a scheme to quash the Scottish rebellion and subjugate them with draconian punitive measures. T...
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New BBC News Scandal

Funny story: New BBC News Scandal
Millions of television viewers around the world were shocked and confused by a controversial report aired on the evening news by the British Bullshit Cabal (BBC). Ratings plummeted when home audiences watched the provocative segment with jaws dropped...
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Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!

Funny story: Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!
UK slimy PM, David Cameron, has done a grand job and played a leading role in proving to the world what it already knew, polticians are full of crap! Just 3 months ago, April 30th to be precise, in a pre-election question and answer show on Brit T...
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NSA: "Just assume we're spying on everyone all the time"

Funny story: NSA: "Just assume we're spying on everyone all the time"
The ongoing revelations about the United States National Security Agency's activities may be ruffling some feathers in the international political arena, but cannot come as much of a shock to anyone concerned. The idea that nations would spy on...
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Death by Lambrini

Funny story: Death by Lambrini
A mother and daughter from London have been accused of 'a Christmas day plot to murder London bus driver with poisoned Lambrini'. Jacqueline Patrick, 54, has been charged with attempting to murder her husband Doug, now 72. Allegedly she slipped an...
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Sticking Pins in Auntie

Funny story: Sticking Pins in Auntie
The naughty children had a new games which Mummy and Daddy tolerated because it kept the nasty little brats happy. The children had found a delight in sticking pins in Auntie. The first pin was stuck deliberately into one of Auntie's eyes. She let...
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Call Me Dave Redefines Child Poverty

Funny story: Call Me Dave Redefines Child Poverty
UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has announced dramatic plans to redefine poverty in his continuing mission to further his career and improve his popularity amongst Blue Party backbenchers. The move is in line with the Party's General Popularity con...
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Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban
Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...
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Westboro Ass-Tits

The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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Funny story: "Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

"Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

After The Sun newspaper published footage of our beloved monarch giving what appears to be a Nazi salute, Buckingham Palace officials have been quick to deny rumours her majesty was a Nazi sympathiser or even a member of the Hitler Youth. In the g...
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Funny story: UK Councils to prosecute over 8 million people for Nazi-style salutes

UK Councils to prosecute over 8 million people for Nazi-style salutes

In a move designed to make even more money from the hapless motorist, councils throughout the UK are to begin to prosecute motorists (and/or their passengers as appropriate) for making Nazi-style salutes. Hot on the heels of the recent exposé of t...
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Funny story: Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

The UK Labour Party has added a late runner in the race for its new leader. A hitherto unknown staunch supporter of Labour and a "bezzy mate" of Adolf Corbyn (one of the other leadership hopefuls), Mr Kim Jong-un from North Korea has paid his £3 (...
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Funny story: UK Border Agency face illegal workers fine

UK Border Agency face illegal workers fine

The UK Border Agency are facing £20,000 fines after immigration checks carried out by themselves found they had employed illegal workers. UK Border Agency officers carried out a raid on their own offices in London on Thursday. In the UKBA offic...
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Funny story: Billingham man had images of sponge abuse on his laptop

Billingham man had images of sponge abuse on his laptop

The girlfriend of Lee Moore found an indecent photo of a cleaning sponge on his laptop while she was using it. The woman was horrified to find more images of sponge abuse on her boyfriend's computer. Illegal images of sponges in various questio...
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Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Leicester West MP Liz Kendall is facing a Labour party internal inquiry after an appearance at a Tory gala evening hosted by Lord Ashcroft. Lefty Liz, as she's never been called, was filmed by an undercover reporter telling the audience that her p...
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Funny story: New strapline for UK Lottery unveiled

New strapline for UK Lottery unveiled

Camelnot, the bankers for the UK National lottery have today announced a new strapline prior to increasing the number of balls from 49 to 59 in each draw. Their existing strapline, "Play makes it possible", is being changed, based on the new lower...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe is accused of making a rabbit vanish

Daniel Radcliffe is accused of making a rabbit vanish

Lacey B. Carroll, who had accused magician Daniel Radcliffe of making her rabbit vanish in 2007, has been arrested in connection with another case where she alleged her parrot was strangled by David Cameron. "She's the best lair I have seen yet,"...
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