How gullible, these British...

Funny story: How gullible, these British...
Arm in arm, two women happily danced, celebrating their booty, while all around went about their lives, numbed and scarred,yet again, bereft of hope and belief. How gullible, these British...Yes, the Prime Minister the country doesn't want, Theresa M...
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UK Police officer nicks a biscuit and this spoof "takes the biscuit!"

Funny story: UK Police officer nicks a biscuit and this spoof "takes the biscuit!"
Now this spoof is actually a news article which takes the biscuit, and not the piss! Yes Jaggedone lovers, this is happening in the UK police force all the time! A police officer nicked a packet of biscuits from his colleague. He then handed the o...
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Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

Funny story: Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!
James Bond will now be sent to find out if the 3.7 billion nicker spent by the Royal Navy is a good investment of British taxpayers money! THE UK government are relying on James infiltrating enemy lines and discovering if there is an enemy or not? Ho...
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UK skirt wearing schoolboys touch their feminine side!

Funny story: UK skirt wearing schoolboys touch their feminine side!
The hot, scorching summer weather in the UK, a rarity indeed, sometimes does peculiar things to people. A group of schoolboys in Exeter, Devon, turned up at school wearing girls skirts, not kilts! The boys felt they were being discriminated agains...
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Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Funny story: Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man
Money tycoon, Charles Lee, made global headlines in September 2012 when he offered £40m to any man who can convince his lesbian daughter, Cinderella Lee, to marry. The 57-year-old then doubled the money offering any bachelor $1billion (£80m) aft...
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Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Funny story: Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep
After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...
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Nigel Farage expresses disappointment at Brexit

Funny story: Nigel Farage expresses disappointment at Brexit
Professional layabout and turtle's arsehole lookalike Nigel Farage has splashed himself across the press again today by announcing that he is disappointed with the UK's progress towards Brexit. He said that if he had been in charge then by now the UK...
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Sara's desperation Vol. 3

Funny story: Sara's desperation Vol. 3
Space Log News: Six months after leaving earth the z23 computer picked up signals of the predatory aliens tracking the ship. In a final effort to save the crew, z32 transferred everyone into a capsule then released it as motionless debris. The mo...
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Trump Sends Secret Service to Walter Reed Hospital to Find the Gang of Green

"I just saw somewhere that someone there died because of gang of green. We're on it!" said Trump.
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Funny story: Group of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!

Group of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!

It seems that South African Zulus have no knowledge of British geography after intending to invade London, they went AWOL, and ended up in a very fishy place called, Hull, Yorkshire! The Zulu leader, Chief Zizu Zwazi-Caine, (a distant relation of...
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Funny story: Sir Vince Cable sells his soul to the Devil to stop Brexit

Sir Vince Cable sells his soul to the Devil to stop Brexit

LibDem leadership hopeful Sir Vince Cable announced that he will be entering into a pact with the Devil to stop Brexit. The one-time Business Secretary said "Labour, Tory and other MPs who are opposed to leaving the EU should be ready to sacrifice...
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Funny story: MTV host yodeling contest- 1 million Euro prize

MTV host yodeling contest- 1 million Euro prize

An 18-year-old yodeler who uses the acoustics of a subway staion to hone her vocal style is competing in finals of the "MTV's Got Talent" yodeling show. Julia Hoekstra-van Westen, will join acts that include a 95-year-old yodeling singer that tap...
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Funny story: Young UK citizens cannot afford driving license so they jump on Shank's Pony!

Young UK citizens cannot afford driving license so they jump on Shank's Pony!

Many young people in the UK are realising driving cars is not the be all and end all of life, and many older UK citizens are thanking their gods that young people are not driving! The prices of owning cars, driving license fees has rocketed in the...
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Funny story: Theresa takes her fidget spinner to G20

Theresa takes her fidget spinner to G20

While a varied assortment of hard and harmful elements were pitched and hurled in the direction of Hamburg policemen, cars burned and windows shattered, sporadic shouts from local residents such as "Oy, mind where you're chucking that manhole cover!"...
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Funny story: PM possesses lachrymal glands

PM possesses lachrymal glands

In a stunning revelation for scientists, tests have shown that the UK Prime Minister Theresa May actually has tear ducts and is capable of crying. Mrs May is a member of the species Homo Conservativus, whose people had previously been thought inca...
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Funny story: New Zealand breastfeeding mum banned from vegan restaurant!

New Zealand breastfeeding mum banned from vegan restaurant!

Vegans on the warfare in New Zealand! A mum holding her hungry baby attempted to flop her boob out in a vegan restaurant and was told to put it away and "get out!" The mum, very upset of course, put away her boob and left the restaurant in disgust...
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Funny story: Fishy goings on in UK Sushi Bars; they stink!

Fishy goings on in UK Sushi Bars; they stink!

Punters sitting watching their fishy snacks rotate in Sushi Bars are being treated like "rotting cod" by the owners because they don't even know which fish they are serving! It seems that many supermarkets, Sushi Bars and fishmongers are flogging...
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