Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out

Funny story: Man buried in EU butter mountain had to eat his way out
Trucker Geoff Road, 47, thought he was a goner when his lorry crashed on a steep slope in southern France. He was transporting part of the EU butter mountain to the Mediterranean to be poured into the sea, when he crashed into a flour truck coming th...
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Elton John and the spy who shagged me

Funny story: Elton John and the spy who shagged me
Elton John canceled all of his performances through next month due to upset stomach and the trots that forced him to take a rest, it was announced on Monday. He became sickly after eating a salted fugu fish at an Asian restaurant run by foreign sp...
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UK welcomes Israel into the Fold

Funny story: UK welcomes Israel into the Fold
With the breakup of the UK imminent, and Scotland, led by the Lunatic of Loch Lomond, Nicola Sturgeon, shortly on the way out, the UK has been quick to find new brethren. Israel has declared it would be thrilled to replace Scotland should a UK vacanc...
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Nutty chocolate spread proves explosive!

Funny story: Nutty chocolate spread proves explosive!
Following a deluge of bad PR stories, it now appears that a popular nutty chocolate spread is explosive. Nineteen people in the US and 4 in the UK have spontaneously combusted after eating the sickly product. Big-Narstie, the corporation whic...
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'Tony the Confessor' blares back

Funny story: 'Tony the Confessor' blares back
Livid at not being asked to lead the Labour charge against Theresa May and the Old Boys, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has pledged he will fight to the death until Britain accepts he's right. "As an ancestor of Ethelred the Unready and, of cour...
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JK Rowling apologises for killing Professor Snape in Harry Potter

Funny story: JK Rowling apologises for killing Professor Snape in Harry Potter
Hermit author JK Rowling is confusing the British parliament by apologizing to her isolated fan base for getting rid of Professor Snape in a grisly killing. She explains to the British Prime Minister that she wanted to sadden her insane followers...
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Prince Philip to enter semi-retirement and will limit racist comments to one per day

Funny story: Prince Philip to enter semi-retirement and will limit racist comments to one per day
For years, the ageing Prince Philip has been a beacon of bigotry at the head of the British Royal Family. Now at the age of 95, he has decided that the time has come for him to take it easy, and as a result, he will only make one racially offensive c...
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Madonna worked for the SOE agency

Funny story: Madonna worked for the SOE agency
Spy News: It has come to the attention of the South Korean government that Madonna was enlisted with the British SOE in 1990 whilst working as a lingerie model. The SOE was never dissolved according to M16 officials. She worked in coordination...
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Donald Trump Voted 'Least Likely To Succeed' At NATO Meeting

In 2017 Yearbook of attendees Trump was first unanimous winner in that category. It's believed he voted without bothering to read ballot. France's Marcon and Germany's Merkel awarded 'Cutest Couple'
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Funny story: Elton John incorporates dance move during performance

Elton John incorporates dance move during performance

Be Be See News: A leading choreographer has accused Elton John of "borrowing" a dance move, after the British singer launched a charity concert on the streets of Kingston, Jamaica. The move involves bending the legs and ripping the bean blower.
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Funny story: Europe decides English language is not important after meeting mumbling May!

Europe decides English language is not important after meeting mumbling May!

After the controversial meeting between Theresa May and Jean-Claude Juncker it seems as though May's rhetoric and gobbledygook is not understood anymore in Europe so the EU has relegated the English language to the second division! May's unexplai...
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Funny story: Super soaraway Spoof susses scandal

Super soaraway Spoof susses scandal

Journalists uncovered Watergate, MPs' expenses and many, many other scandals. Now your super, soaraway Spoof has found the latest; Paul Nuttall is a big fraud. His name isn't really Nuttall. Apparently he thought his real, double barrelled name would...
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Funny story: Prince Philip is Retiring Just in Time to Avoid Trump Visit

Prince Philip is Retiring Just in Time to Avoid Trump Visit

London, England Prince Philip's retirement from royal appearances comes as no surprise to many. It is widely accepted that the Prince Consort retired to avoid any unpleasant meetings in the future, especially now that the Trump family has threatened...
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Funny story: "Breatharian" Sues Nearby KFC For Weight Gain

"Breatharian" Sues Nearby KFC For Weight Gain

A London area man who claims he has not eaten in ten years sued a local KFC for his weight gain and lost in court. Sid Putnam, a self proclaimed Breatharian, claims he gets all of his nutrients from the air he breathes and that just the smell of...
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Funny story: Elton John shares nightmares with QB magazine

Elton John shares nightmares with QB magazine

Elton John spoke out in an interview with QB magazine for the first time to discuss the nightmares he experienced as a child which molded his life and made him the person he is today. At the age of 12 he was diagnosed with Sleep Paralysis that re...
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Funny story: Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already"!

Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already"!

Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches and not royal enough when talking to crowds...
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Funny story: Richard Simmons joins LOVE

Richard Simmons joins LOVE

Space news- Richard Simmons says he joined the few, the proud and the brave of LOVE, Last Observation Venue Explored. "Ever since I can remember, the desire to join this group of elite people has set me apart from society," states Simmons. LOV...
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