Funny story: Millions of Pubic Hairs Later, Norwegian Immigrant Earns Fortune, Granted Citizenship, Doesn't Win Nobel Prize!

Millions of Pubic Hairs Later, Norwegian Immigrant Earns Fortune, Granted Citizenship, Doesn't Win Nobel Prize!

Bergen, Norway/ The Other city, Slightly to the Right of Oslo - In this bustling Norwegian seaport, customers at the busy fish market, were humming with gossip after the recent 'awarding' of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama, the American...
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Funny story: Philip rails against television remote controls

Philip rails against television remote controls

The Duke of Edinburgh has attacked the complexity of television sets and remote controls, giving a rare glimpse of life in the Royal household. 'it used to be easier', he said, 'all I had to do was press a bell beside my favourite old armchair, an...
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Funny story: Oops! President Obama Told He Has To Return His Nobel Peace Prize

Oops! President Obama Told He Has To Return His Nobel Peace Prize

OSLO, Norway - In a shocking development The Nobel Peace Prize Governing Committee has stated that President Barack Obama must return the Nobel Peace Prize immediately. Committee Chairman Thorbjorn Jagland, stated that his assistant Astrid Gunnars...
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Funny story: The New Hunda Highbred Sexmobile

The New Hunda Highbred Sexmobile

The Hunda Motor Corp. set themselves apart from American automakers in the 80's and 90's by designing quality vehicles without all the toys and buzzers and with good quality cars at a lower price. This decade, Hunda made their mark by introducing...
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Funny story: Gorgon Brown and Gerry McCann

Gorgon Brown and Gerry McCann

Gorbals of Glasgow - (Rotters): "Because we'd expect a lynching, that's why!" was Falkirk Police's response to requests for the release of forensic results comparing Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's DNA with Gerry McCann's. The story snowballed after...
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Funny story: English Towns and Cities Up For Sale!

English Towns and Cities Up For Sale!

In a desperate bid to cut public spending in England and Wales the English Lords have passed their motions on several towns and cities in the respective provinces by announcing they are to be put up for sale! A pilot scheme will feature the sale o...
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Funny story: Louvre replaces Mona Lisa with a portrait of Ronald McDonald

Louvre replaces Mona Lisa with a portrait of Ronald McDonald

The Louvre art gallery in Paris has removed Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting 'La Giaconda', and replaced it with a portrait of Ronald McDonald. Louvre manager Morte de Cultur-Francais said 'It is to show how us proud French now encompass new an...
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Funny story: Letterman Blames "Horny" Gals for His Sex Scandal

Letterman Blames "Horny" Gals for His Sex Scandal

David Letterman puts the blame for having multiple sexual relations with members of the "Late Night" staff on "just a bunch or horny gold-diggers attracted to a boss with power over their little insignificant roles in the show." "They should be...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin misses Nobel Prize in Literature by a whisker!

Sarah Palin misses Nobel Prize in Literature by a whisker!

OSLO - NORWAY: Some female members of the Nobel Selection committee said they had arrived at a split decision when it came to awarding the Nobel prize for Literature. A percentage of them felt that Scarah (sic) Palin was a prime contender given tha...
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Funny story: October 12: Nemesis day for Brighton bomb plot fugitive

October 12: Nemesis day for Brighton bomb plot fugitive

London - (Blackshirts): Hemlock champagne and humble pie is on the menu for the mastermind on Monday's 25th anniversary of the bombing of the Tory Party conference. "Soon as she's croaked it it's off to a Westminster Council landfill site," a roya...
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Funny story: The State of California Votes To Ban The Word "Whatever"

The State of California Votes To Ban The Word "Whatever"

SACRAMENTO - In a surprising move the California state legislature has passed a bill outlawing the use of the word 'whatever." State Senator, Twyla Bassilacotta, 47, of Calabasas, said that she proposed the bill after recently shopping at the Lady...
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Funny story: Abstinence Only and Just say No Groups combine in new strategy...Just Don't Look

Abstinence Only and Just say No Groups combine in new strategy...Just Don't Look

With studies showing that Abstinence Only and Just Say No efforts have not resulted in any lessening of sexual activity among young people but inexplicably have increased their activity more than those that have not signed up, the two groups have beg...
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Funny story: Obama wins the Nobel War Prize

Obama wins the Nobel War Prize

US President Barack Obama today said he was 'honored' to receive the Nobel War Prize. 'I admit it is something of a surprise to win this', he said from Washington DC, 'like when Yasser Arafat received it, as I've not done a great deal for war yet.
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Funny story: English Teacher Criticised For Trying To Teach Thai Students The Lyrics To John Cooper Clarke's 'Evidently Chickentown'

English Teacher Criticised For Trying To Teach Thai Students The Lyrics To John Cooper Clarke's 'Evidently Chickentown'

It should have been a fun experience, and an enjoyable lesson in English for a group of students in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya this week, but the dream turned into a nightmare for them and their teacher, after he attempted to teach t...
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Funny story: Chupacabra Not On The Menu...Yet...

Chupacabra Not On The Menu...Yet...

Restaurateur, Chow Sum Fat, owner of the exclusive LA eatery 'See You Next Tuesday' has vowed to have real Texan chupacabra on his extensive menu by the end of the year. Chow, famous for having eaten absolutely everything, from snow leopards to Am...
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Funny story: Steve Irwin Murder Suspect Arrested

Steve Irwin Murder Suspect Arrested

Police in Australia say they have made remarkable progress in the Steve Irwin Murder Inquiry, and have, in the last 12 hours, made an arrest in the case. Offiecrs from the Queensland Marine Police have apprehended a stingray they say is the fish r...
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Funny story: Obama wins EVERYTHING

Obama wins EVERYTHING

Within moments of the news of his Nobel Peace Prize award, President Obama discovered that he was also going to be the recipient of a lifetime achievement award at the Brits. "I'm frankly amazed," said Obama in a press interview. "For a start, I'v...
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Funny story: Du Beke apologises on-air for Strictly Come Dancing

Du Beke apologises on-air for Strictly Come Dancing

Anton du Beke, a dancer you won't of heard of in 6 months time, has apologised on air for Strictly Come Dancing, saying it was 'inappropriate', 'offensive' and he didn't know why the BBC transmitted it. The programme, shown everyday at 7 p.m. and...
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Funny story: Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Renowned Portsmouth prostitute Pompey Lil made her 1000th court appearance in the city today, accused of soliciting an American tourist. It was alleged that Pompey Lil offered the tourist a spot of 'How's your father' up a back alley for a 'score.
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Funny story: Obama wins Nobel Prize for Being Prolific Subject of Lazy Satirical Comedy

Obama wins Nobel Prize for Being Prolific Subject of Lazy Satirical Comedy

The world of comedy was stunned yesterday as the Nobel committee announced that US President Barack Obama, after only 7 months in office, has won the Nobel Prize for No-talent Comedy Writer's Blank Page of the Century award. Speaking from some hil...
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Funny story: Fury at Obama 'No Bell-piece' prize

Fury at Obama 'No Bell-piece' prize

Barack Obama has controversially been awarded the prestigious 'No Bell-piece' prize despite having been circumcised for less than a year. Commentators were amazed at the announcement as it was revealed he had been nominated two weeks before the op...
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Funny story: Bitch-Slapped Net Yob To Flee Country In Shame

Bitch-Slapped Net Yob To Flee Country In Shame

The all too familiar scenario of a witless yob confronting a law abiding citizen on his own doorstep, intimidating and mouthing off at his intended victim has been viewed by thousands on the internet. This time, because as events threatened to get...
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Funny story: Scarier Than "Paranormal Activity", "Bell Witch" Combined

Scarier Than "Paranormal Activity", "Bell Witch" Combined

A new low-budget movie has been released from the weird people that brought you the low-budget thriller, "Our Wedding In 1955". Already, "Our Wedding" is said to make the new movie, "Paranormal Activity" look like child's play. The movie, actua...
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Funny story: Time Magazine names Obama its "Person of the 21st Century"

Time Magazine names Obama its "Person of the 21st Century"

Following on the announcement that President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, for which he was nominated only 12 days after his inauguration, Time Magazine has proclaimed Mr. Obama to be it's "Person of the 21st Century." The Managin...
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Funny story: Bonkettes To Receive The Full Inch Down Under

Bonkettes To Receive The Full Inch Down Under

It's just been announced that UK rapper The Full Inch is to fly to Sydney, Australia to meet with sexy girl band the Bonkettes with a view to a guest spot at the Sydney Opera House leg of the band's world tour. Bonkettes lead singer, BJ Swallow to...
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Funny story: Biggest Boobs No Longer Just In Government Anymore Says New UK Study!

Biggest Boobs No Longer Just In Government Anymore Says New UK Study!

Apparently responding to recent challenges from Australia, previously reported as having bigger Boobs than the females of the UK, a new report sites that local women's cups are now 'running over!" In an eye popping revelation, a recent door to doo...
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Funny story: ESPN's Hot New Announcer, Skoob, Questions Leeds United Ownership!

ESPN's Hot New Announcer, Skoob, Questions Leeds United Ownership!

Only on the ESPN soccer staff for less than a week, the dynamic pairing of popular local soccer announcer Skoob1999, and Peep Hole Princess, Erin Andrews, is paying dividends for ratings in the US with their totally new look into the cult of interna...
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Funny story: Marge Simpson Exposed On Playboy Cover!

Marge Simpson Exposed On Playboy Cover!

Sexy Marge Simpson has finally showed Playboy her stuff and it was enough for Hugh Hefner to place her on the cover of the upcoming magazine. It is also rumored that "Invisible Girl" of the Fantastic Four will make it to the centerfold, although t...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Crowned Miss America

Nancy Pelosi Crowned Miss America

Washington DC-- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was walking through the corridors of the Capitol on Friday afternoon when she received quite a surprise. Suddenly, Nancy found herself being wrapped in a green satin gown. Someone put a diamond t...
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Funny story: Killer Kittens Invade West 'By God' Virginia

Killer Kittens Invade West 'By God' Virginia

Reports are coming in that the mighty US state of West 'By God' Virginia, immortalised in the cheesy pop classic 'Take Me Home Country Road' by Olivia Newton John appears to be reeling under an invasion of killer kittens. State Governor, Tex Fitts...
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Funny story: Sarkozy severs diplomatic relations with Norway

Sarkozy severs diplomatic relations with Norway

France's President Sarkozy has severed diplomatic relations with Norway. In a short statement the presidential Elysée Palace issued to the diplomatic corps in Paris no reason was given for such an unprecedented decision in a time of peace between two...
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Funny story: Scrambling after More Comments from 'Gayly Come Dancing ' Host Causes International Uproar!

Scrambling after More Comments from 'Gayly Come Dancing ' Host Causes International Uproar!

Bristol,UK/ Telegram Entertainment Grapevine - Bruce Forebush, host of the popular, if sophomoric TV dance show, 'Gayly Come Dancing', is in hot water again after some more off the cuff comments discussing recent world events and international play...
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Funny story: Obama Wins Nobel Prize and a New Category is Born - the Award for Nothing

Obama Wins Nobel Prize and a New Category is Born - the Award for Nothing

Stockholm, Sweden -- Joining the ranks of Physicists, Chemists, Physiologists/Medical Doctors, Writers and Pacifists will be another discipline of Nobel Prize recipients: Nothingists. The new category, known officially as the Nobel Prize for Noth...
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Funny story: Obama wins Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry for inventing Placebo Piss

Obama wins Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry for inventing Placebo Piss

After winning Nobel Peace Prize, US President Barack Obama has collected another shining medal to his award collection. He was awarded the Ig Nobel prize in chemistry for inventing 'Placebo Piss', a new type of piss that flows not from the urinary tr...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Award Cheapens It, Says Irish Bitch

Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Award Cheapens It, Says Irish Bitch

An Irish woman who is a former winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, has said that this year's award, given to US President Barack Obama, cheapens the prize. Mairead Corrigan Maguire won the 1976 Nobel award along with fellow Belfast peace campaigner B...
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Funny story: Obama Novel Piece Prize Won Playing Bingo

Obama Novel Piece Prize Won Playing Bingo

President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize award was in fact a mistake. Obama actually won a Novel Piece Prize after playing bingo at an online bingo site. The prize was won at a Norwegian online gaming site when he managed to call bingo in under 45 balls.
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Funny story: Mourning the moon: NASA stuffs up again

Mourning the moon: NASA stuffs up again

Cape Canaveral, Florida. NASA is under enormous pressure today after the disastrous mission by its moon bound rocket resulted in the clinical destruction of earth's major satellite. Inexplicably, the rocket that was propelled to the moon was a ar...
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Funny story: Mickey Rourke Asks "Hey Where The Hell Did I Go?"

Mickey Rourke Asks "Hey Where The Hell Did I Go?"

LA BREA, California - Actor Mickey Rourke who won the 2009 Golden Globe Award for his portrayal of a wrestler in the movie The Wrestler recently asked an employee at a Jack-in-The-Box drive-thru in Pomona if he knew who he was. The employee looked...
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Funny story: Georgia Peach Association Awards President Obama

Georgia Peach Association Awards President Obama

The Georgia Peach Association has given it's highest award to President Barrack Obama for his work in promoting the fruit. The controversial choice of President Obama was announced with great fanfare at the Georgia State Fair. The award, given to...
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Funny story: Ralph Nader's Clothes Donation Rejected By Goodwill

Ralph Nader's Clothes Donation Rejected By Goodwill

Ralph Nader was more than a little embarrassed yesterday after bringing in a carload of his used clothing and having them rejected by Goodwill. "Those things looked like he had been wearing them around the clock seven days a week", stated Brian W...
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Funny story: Bonkettes Flop In North Korea - Kim Jong Il Not Amused

Bonkettes Flop In North Korea - Kim Jong Il Not Amused

The Bonkettes, probably the sexiest girl-band on the planet experienced something new tonight here in Pyongyang, affectionately nicknamed 'Ping-Pong-Bing-Bong' by locals, as they performed to a selected audience in 'The People's Glorious Missile Hang...
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Funny story: Obama Wins Pizza Pies

Obama Wins Pizza Pies

Washington - President Obama snuck out of the Oval office last week and repeatedly dialed the WBIG 100.2 FM oldies station, correctly answering "What was Madonna's first hit song?" to win three free Pizza Pies of his choice at Baffetto's. News of...
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Funny story: Obama Wins Crackerjack Prize

Obama Wins Crackerjack Prize

Still sheepish over winning the Nobel Peace Prize, President Obama says he has always been more than a little bit lucky. When he was younger he always seemed to get a good prize when buying a box of crackerjacks or Jumbo popcorn. "I had the best...
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Funny story: Obama: "Actually, I wasn't humbled at all"

Obama: "Actually, I wasn't humbled at all"

US President and Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama has admitted that he hadn't actually been 'humbled' at all by his award and that, in fact, the accolade had had quite the opposite effect. Obama had been quoted in the press as having been "hu...
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