Kylie's legions of male fans and admirers were left a little bemused last night after viewing her Bollywood Blue movie debut, during which the pint sized 41 year old Aussie starlet 'did' Chiggy Wiggy - which is not to be confused with 'jiggy-jiggy'.
Whereas the term 'jiggy-jiggy' is widespread global slang for the sex act, 'Chiggy-Wiggy' appears to be a blend of Indian Bhangra music and frilly R&B.
Some complained that the 'Blue' title was actually extremely misleading, as it referred not to a pornographic extravaganza flesh fest, but to the ocean. The film is an underwater action movie released to coincide with the start of Diwali, the Hindu Festival Of Light, and so as not to mislead potential cinemagoers we feel that it's our duty to point out that it is not, in fact, a 'knuckle-shuffle' mucky mac mob film, but an action film.
One of the mucky mac brigade who went to the premier, told us:
"What a rip off. I was eagerly anticipating seeing Kylie getting a good seeing to, and to lobbing one off the wrist, but there was none of that. It's all about diving. And I don't mean muff diving either. Bastards."
More jiggy-jiggy Chiggy-Wiggy bollocks as we get it.