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Funny story: Fury over 'Marijuana is Good for You' Campaign

Fury over 'Marijuana is Good for You' Campaign

Hungary's quiet arrival into the European Union has given way to a blazing row after the Magyars declared 'marijuana is good for you' in a bold bid to boost tax revenue. The country's new approach to 'soft drugs', however, has met hard line opposi...
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Funny story: WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

One of the ever popular WWE diva's careers was utterly smashed this morning as amazingly nasty nude photos of him/her "placing a take-out order and twisting delivery into the rear of the building" were released to the p...
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Funny story: Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
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Funny story: Tina Fey Nude With Sarah Palin

Tina Fey Nude With Sarah Palin

Tina Fey will appear nude in a mens magazine with VP candidate Sarah Palin, rumors indicate. Following on the success of their appearances on Saturday Night Live, the two have received a number of offers from the likes of Playboy and Penthouse. Th...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude? Democrats Dig for Dirt

Sarah Palin Nude? Democrats Dig for Dirt

Democratic political operatives have already started digging for dirt on Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. John McCain announced her as his choice for Vice-President on Friday, and the spin doctors are on the hunt. Palin's experience in beauty pageants...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...
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Funny story: Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Engaged

Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Engaged

A shocker to us all Nick Jonas, 15 and star of "The Jonas Brothers" and pop sensation Miley Cyrus, 15 are engaged.
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Funny story: Actress Emma Watson to Pose Nude on 18th Birthday

Actress Emma Watson to Pose Nude on 18th Birthday

Emma Watson, the young actress from the Harry Potter movies, will turn 18 on April 15th. This will move her from jailbait to official hottie status in Hollywood and in the pages of the gossip rags/supermarket tabloids. To celebrate her birthday...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...
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Funny story: Brenda Song nude pics for Joe Jonas!

Brenda Song nude pics for Joe Jonas!

In a dream I had last night, teen queen, Brenda Song took nude pictures of herself for Teen heartthrob/womanizer and ex boyfriend Joe Jonas. Jonas 19, now dating cougar Camilla Belle, has not denied that the nude pictures are for him. Song, 20, w...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev will quit Vampire Diaries if she has to kiss Ian Somerhalder again: Wait, what?

Nina Dobrev will quit Vampire Diaries if she has to kiss Ian Somerhalder again: Wait, what?

Actress Nina Dobrev has threatened to quit the CW hit show, The Vampire Diaries, if she has to shoot another kissing scene with Ian Somerhalder. Despite all the online rumors that claim Nina and Ian are dating, Nina Dobrev set the record straight to...
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Funny story: List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

Than Franthisco, CA (IP) - A super computer at Berkely has been used to create a list of men's names which indicate that a man is not a heterosexual.
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Funny story: Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

First, Antonella Barba had nude pictures of herself posted on the internet that helped her survive on American Idol. Then, Alaina Alexander had nude pictures of her posted on the internet that have helped her boyfriend Chris stay in the top eight.
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Funny story: Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...
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Funny story: Vader spanked Japanese woman

Vader spanked Japanese woman

Intergalactic hussy, Darth Vader, appeared in court on Tuesday charged with indecently spanking a japanese woman. The incident, recreated in the picture shown here, is said to have undergone surgery after one lightsaber strike too many.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...
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Funny story: Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal...
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Funny story: Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due to Scoreboard Glitch

Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due to Scoreboard Glitch

The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new home stadium in an NFL preseason game against the Tennessee Titans. This new edifice is a 1.2 billion dollar, fully state of the art facility. The main action, however, was not on the playing field.
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Funny story: Naked photos of Tom Cruise go for millions

Naked photos of Tom Cruise go for millions

Naked photos of hunky Tom Cruise have been sold for a million dollars and the new buyer of them is none other than George Michael.
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Funny story: Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco

Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco

HOLLYWOOD (Calf.) -- Last night I was on my way to interview Angelina Jolie and was passing the new sheik Pink Taco eatery when I spotted Andy Dick, in what appeared to be a latex condom costume. I was about to shout Dick a question when he gave the six-or-so paparazzi the finger and galloped into the eatery.
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Funny story: New Weight Loss Plan: The M&M's Diet

New Weight Loss Plan: The M&M's Diet

Nutrition experts at candy company M&M Mars have released the newest weight lost method to hit the market: the M&M's diet. Selections from an interview with company spokesman, Skip Wiffleball, are listed below:...
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Funny story: Nude Big Brother Twins' Pics Eclipse Vanessa Hudgens

Nude Big Brother Twins' Pics Eclipse Vanessa Hudgens

Newcastle - (Ass Mess): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant's naked, auto-erotic internet pics have stormed into the lead and taken over from High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens as cyberspace's most viewed and downloade...
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Funny story: Women are naked under clothes

Women are naked under clothes

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.
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Funny story: Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens

Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens

Sultry 'Sin City' hotty Jessica Alba has handed over photographs of her shaven pussy (her cat of course!) to High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for further inspection. Alba says her cat had an accident involving a hedge trimmer at her Beverl...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Hot Photos In Demand

Sarah Palin Hot Photos In Demand

The word is out - Sarah Palin hot photos are in. Tabloid newspapers everywhere are in the hunt for hot photos of the GOP VP nominee in a bikini, other swimsuit, and especially nude. Paparazzi are in high gear in their efforts to catch Palin in any...
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Funny story: More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacki...
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Funny story: Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Hollywood, California - (Stark Naked Ass Mess): The Pirelli Calendar company has offered Vanessa Hudgens a multi-million dollar contract to pose for their 2008 nude calendar. And part of the deal is for the dusky 18 year old star of High School...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Shaving Tips!

Maria Sharapova Shaving Tips!

WIMBLEDON, England (SPORTS SPECIAL) Maria Sharapova is turning all heads at Wimbledon in her direction. The blond, leggy Russian girl is the #1 reason most people even show up for these tennis matches.
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
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Funny story: Zac Efron proposes to Vanessa Hudgens but...

Zac Efron proposes to Vanessa Hudgens but...

American hearthrob, Zac Efron finally proposed to his girlfriend, Vanessa hUdgens, but the latter said she was not in the mood of marriage and she would rather concentrate on her career.
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Funny story: Mr. Spock Says Star Trek Cast 'Always Stoned'

Mr. Spock Says Star Trek Cast 'Always Stoned'

Hollywood, CA-- Leonard Nimoy, better known as Mr. Spock, confessed today the entire Star Trek cast "was stoned out of their minds" during filming. Mr. Nimoy claimed the legendary show was nicknamed 'Bong Trek', because everyone was constantly smoki...
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Funny story: Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

New York - (Gorgeous Ass Mess): Disney's wholesome High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens may be about to hit the high notes as nude photos of her 'spatchcocked like a spring chicken over hot coals' made their debut on the inte...
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Funny story: Kelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed

Kelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed

Kelly Pickler, 5th runner up in last years American Idol contest has been unfairly left out of any vagina stories as of this article. We're about to put this oversight to rest here and now.
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Seen Kissing David Henrie Behind a Tree!

Selena Gomez Seen Kissing David Henrie Behind a Tree!

Wizards Of Waverly Place stars Selena Gomez and David Henrie were seen kissing behind a tree near a Brooklyn park.
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Funny story: Britney Spears vagina is #1

Britney Spears vagina is #1

The results are in for the most popular internet searches and yes, you guessed it, Britney Spears vagina was the most looked into key word on the net. Of course, said a Yahoo spokeswoman, Britney would have still been #1 even without her vagina in th...
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Funny story: Anti-Rape Condom Superceded by Vaginal Land Mine

Anti-Rape Condom Superceded by Vaginal Land Mine

Capetown, South Africa (Wreiters) - After a South African inventor unveiled a new anti-rape female condom on Wednesday, arms manufactuer Denel announced its "even more lethal vaginal land mine." According to Denel spokesperson Gunner Downs,...
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Funny story: Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weeke...
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson, voluptuous cook, has declared that she is to put her breasts on the web for absolutely no charge - and she particularly hopes that men will take up the offer.
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Funny story: American Idol Contestant Was Other Nude Girl in Topless Miss Nevada Pictures

American Idol Contestant Was Other Nude Girl in Topless Miss Nevada Pictures

Scandal erupted in Hollywood when it was discovered that one of the American Idol final 20 had naked pictures of herself posted on the internet. The contestant, Antonella Barba, is seen topless in pictures on a beach with the former Miss Nevada. Ot...
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Funny story: Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap

Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap

ESTES PARK, Co - In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident', tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson Rive...
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Funny story: President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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Funny story: British Whorse Society Thrilled As Daniel Radcliffe Named West End Naked Newcomer of the Year for Equus Role

British Whorse Society Thrilled As Daniel Radcliffe Named West End Naked Newcomer of the Year for Equus Role

London - (Bare Ass Mess): Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has been honored by the British Whorse Society's top gong, the West End Naked Newcomer of the Year, for his nude torso role in Equus.
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Funny story: Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

In a shocking statement today police have revealed that there are 42,000 steroid users in the UK, on a par with heroin abuse. Today's teenagers and sad older men, yearning for a rippling muscular body are downing the drugs like there's no tom...
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Funny story: Antonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time

Antonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time

Ever since the Antonella Barba nude pictures have been released, the New Jersey Police Department has been hard on the job finding out whether or not they're fake or not.
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Funny story: Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited ca...
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Funny story: NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall

NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall

In response to dwindling viewer levels, NBC is set to bring back the hit TV series Friends in its Fall lineup. NBC originally cut the show because of the unsustainable fees it was having the pay the original cast. 'Joey', fronted by sexy 'funn...
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Funny story: Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay

Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay

Naked photographs of Hollywood actor Zac Efron have been sold for one million dollars, according to the supermarket tabloid The National Scandal.
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Funny story: Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures

Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures

American Idol top 24 finalist Alaina Alexander became the second contestant to have nude photos of her posted on the internet (after Antonella Barba). These, however, were posted on her own My Space website by herself and her agent. She claimed on...
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Funny story: Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

According to the NJPD, the man in Antonella Barba's nude photos is none other than homosexual superhero Justin Trousersnake.
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
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Funny story: Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...
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Funny story: Korean Manufacturer Debuts Lightsabre

Korean Manufacturer Debuts Lightsabre

Samsung, the leading electronics manufacturer has announced today that it has successfully developed a fully working Lightsabre.
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Funny story: Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "
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Funny story: Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.

Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.

Pop singer and paedophile Michael Jackson, has died at the age of 46. The entertainer died in his private apartment near the Santa Maria courthouse at 2137 local time (0337 GMT) on Saturday, surrounded by his closest family members.
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Funny story: 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

Jessica Marion died today at the age of 22. She was well known for the cult like short movie from 2 Girls 1 Cup. She died from complication stemming from food poisoning traced to a Los Angeles street vendor from a tainted buttered corn cob.
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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Funny story: Rihanna Internet Sex Video

Rihanna Internet Sex Video

Rihanna, the pop sensation, has just appeared in a new video on an adult website.
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): The DC mud-slinging between John Edwards' 2008 presidential campaign staff and Hillary Clinton haemorraghed into showbiz today with detractors of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens slamming h...
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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
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Funny story: Hilary Duff Pregnant!

Hilary Duff Pregnant!

Thats right. The 17 multitalented actress is pregnant!...
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Funny story: World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

The world's oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged 77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age.
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Funny story: Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...
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Funny story: Latest 6ft blow-up latex doll modelled on naked Vanessa Hudgens

Latest 6ft blow-up latex doll modelled on naked Vanessa Hudgens

San Francisco, California - (Barefaced Cheek & Ass Mess): The Californian copycat sex-aid industry is cock-a-hoop today after losing no time in launching its newest latex six foot blow-up doll modelled on naked internet pictures of High School Mu...
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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai to Appear on Jerry Springer !

Aishwarya Rai to Appear on Jerry Springer !

Deemed by millions as the World's Most Beautiful Woman, Aishwarya Rai burst upon the international stage when her striking beauty, poise and commanding intelligence won her the Miss World crown in 1994. She is the reigning Queen of Bollywood, the hig...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless
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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
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Funny story: Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

The world's two most famous women whose parents obviously wanted boys when they were born, Nigella Lawson and Antonella Barba, are reported to have signed a sizzling exclusive picture deal with a top magazine.
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Funny story: Backscatter X-Ray Machine Malfunctions- Floods Internet With X-Rated Pictures Including You Know Who

Backscatter X-Ray Machine Malfunctions- Floods Internet With X-Rated Pictures Including You Know Who

Authorities say that one of the Backscatter X-Ray machines at Sky Harbor International Airport malfunctioned today sending pictures of a whole database of naked passengers onto the internet.
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Funny story: Tyra Banks Feels Kathryn McPhee's Beautiful Breasts

Tyra Banks Feels Kathryn McPhee's Beautiful Breasts

Kathryn McPhee of, American Idol fame, was a guest on The Tyra Banks Show recently. Tyra and Kat got along famously chatting away about girlie things, recording in the big time, the general day time chit chat.
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Funny story: Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, best known collectively as the ape-faced baby on the long-running ABC sitcom "Full House" have announced plans to get nude and film a full length porno movie on their 18th birthday which is June 13 of this year. Misguided...
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Funny story: Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...
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Funny story: Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...
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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Crystal Defanti Sex Video Saves California From Fiscal Emergency

Elk Grove, CA - Ben Findlebaum, a concerned parent in Elk Grove, California, has been busy all night selling the Crystal Defanti sex video online. Crystal Defanti is a digitally challenged 5th grade teacher who mistakenly gave her students a DVD of h...
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Funny story: Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie on her high whorse about shagging Russell Brand

Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie on her high whorse about shagging Russell Brand

London - (Ross/Russ Mess): The foxy siren at the center of the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand lurid phone call fiasco lashed out today at tabloid reports she had 'dared' her ex-shag to phone her Grandpa about shenanigans in the back seat of her 1999 La...
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Funny story: Olympic swimmers to be required to swim nude

Olympic swimmers to be required to swim nude

Olympic officials have determined that swimsuit makers Speedo, Inc, makers of the LZT racer, and Japan's Yamamoto Corporation have devised swimwear apparel that gives competitors sporting their outfits an unfair advantage over those who are not.
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Funny story: Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Actress Keira Knightley is being lined up to play Diana, Princess of Wales in a movie based on the late royals life.
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Naked & Nude For Water Advert

Jennifer Aniston Naked & Nude For Water Advert

Jennifer Aniston is showing the world that she's over her well-publicised split from Brad Pitt by exposing her own well-publicised split to the world in an advert for bottled water.
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Funny story: Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

That's the type of thing top people could be reading over their cornflakes and coffee in the new year if plans go ahead.
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Funny story: Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

Woman With World's Largest Vagina Hits Big with 'World's Largest Vagina Monologues'

NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away." A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs...
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Funny story: Biggest cock in the world!

Biggest cock in the world!

Dublin- Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Dunfinkin.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Goes Photo Public, Sex Tape Rumored to be a Rumor

There are many media confirmations that Vanessa Hudgens, star of , High School Musical, XXX sex tape are just rumors, nothing more. Although in past experience, where there's smoke there's usually fire, in this case may be hot air. But then...
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Funny story: Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse

Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse

Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse. The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked b...
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Funny story: Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.
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Funny story: 'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

In a recent press conference, Dylan Sprouse excitedly revealed his new contract with Gillette, world-renown grooming products company.
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Funny story: Disney Sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens Pregnant by 19-year old Zac Efron

Disney Sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens Pregnant by 19-year old Zac Efron

Did you ever think that Disney-sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens, would ever have a baby? Well imagine it! During what was going to be a routine interview, we learned a little more than we bargained for!...
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Funny story: Amateur Video of Panther Cheerleaders Having Stall Sex Surfaces

Amateur Video of Panther Cheerleaders Having Stall Sex Surfaces

TAMPEX, Fla. - Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders arrested after having sex in a restroom stall were caught on video by one of the irritated patrons waiting to pee. The patron, sporting a Nikon Coolpix 5100, recorded approximately 3 minutes of vide...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Pregnant

Brad Pitt Pregnant

The Oxro Clinic of Finland has contacted Brad Pitt announcing they have successfully made mothers out of guys. This one step procedure would produce a child in nine months without the need of Jennifer Aniston. Let her pursue her fledgling career. No...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.
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Funny story: Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu

Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu

The Chinese government's ban on restaurants from serving food on the bodies of naked women has led to a flood of 'Sushi Suzies' trying to find work in the West. But initial reports indicate the culinary requirements of a different culture...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Pregnant

Michelle Obama Pregnant

Stork's Landing, Illinois - It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President-elect Barack Obama broke the news at an impromptu press conference earlier today. "Yes, it's tr...
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Funny story: George Bush Busted!

George Bush Busted!

"THE RANCH" CRAWFORD, TEXAS (AP) Local law enforcement officers seized a large quantity of marijuana from the ranch owned by President George Bush. In an early morning raid, undercover officers swooped into the old ranch house, whi...
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Funny story: Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

NEW YORK - Dr. Jonelson Smith, the famed British plastic surgeon who performed rhinoplasty and eye enlargement on Ashlee Simpson, revealed today that while Ashlee Simpson was under the knife, he accidentally removed her talent.
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Funny story: The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"

The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton. Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl...
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Funny story: Is Kris Allen leaving his wife for a mysterious statuesque vixen?

Is Kris Allen leaving his wife for a mysterious statuesque vixen?

Hollywood, California - Reports are emerging that American Idol contestant Kris Allen is leaving his wife for another woman. Reporters and paparazzi have packed up their bags after waiting out in front of OctuMom's lawn and did a mass exodus to t...
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