Funny story: X Factor star in donkey molesting scandal

X Factor star in donkey molesting scandal

Rising star Charlene Uddermilk, of X Factor fame, has been arrested for allegedly molesting a donkey. Charlene has reached the final 12 in the overhyped singing contest, and revealed exclusively to "The Moon" newspaper this morning that she had a pas...
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Funny story: South Carolina Battens Down Hatches On Rumours Skoob & The Bonkettes Scheduled to "Blow into Town"

South Carolina Battens Down Hatches On Rumours Skoob & The Bonkettes Scheduled to "Blow into Town"

Rumours, lies, and palatable fear circulate about this economically distressed beach town, residents paranoid that the first real Hurricane of the Season may soon hit the shore in the form of the outrageous female Rock Group, The Bonkettes. De...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown to repay expenses

Gordon Brown to repay expenses

Following the recent expenses scandal, one-eyed Scot Gordon Brown has been forced to reach his tight-fisted hand into his stingy pocket to repay the expenses he has claimed as an MP. With a constituency home in Fife, he is entitled to claim for tr...
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Funny story: UK Faces Food Crisis - Cameron Demands Action

UK Faces Food Crisis - Cameron Demands Action

Leader of the Opposition, David Cameron tonight demanded urgent government action on the UK food crisis, declaring the situation a national outrage and demanding that Gordon Brown take immediate action, or call an immediate general election. Immed...
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Funny story: Texas Bans Handgun Phones

Texas Bans Handgun Phones

Houston - Texas has passed legislation outlawing handgun shaped cell phones. The hand gun shaped cell phones took off here when first introduced here by Smith and Wesson as they came complete with a holster in keeping with Texas's Wild West past...
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Funny story: ESPN's New Soccer Co Anchor Erin Andrews Says She Can't Get Enough of "The Big Red One!"

ESPN's New Soccer Co Anchor Erin Andrews Says She Can't Get Enough of "The Big Red One!"

Erin Andrews, ESPN's hot new soccer co- anchor, along with popular local commentator, Skoob, the Mope from Manchester, says her latest assignment has been the most 'exciting of my career', and despite being required to be impartial, she can't help ge...
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Funny story: "FARC off!" Unionists tell Vince Foster's widow

"FARC off!" Unionists tell Vince Foster's widow

Shergar, Co Louse - (Bloody Sundae): Ulster Unionists were having none of it as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton "ducked bullets and mortar fire" to grandstand in front of the IRA at Stormont today. The former Little Rock bagwoman for Fuerzas Ar...
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Funny story: Scriptwriter's Strike Halts Jordan

Scriptwriter's Strike Halts Jordan

Sub-porn star Jordan, aka Katie Price, faces disaster as her script writer quit, it was reported yesterday. Speaking with the aid of a piece of paper with double-spaced typing in a large sans-serif font on it the silicone-based life-form elaborated...
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Funny story: Obama Completes Clean Sweep of Nobels

Obama Completes Clean Sweep of Nobels

With Monday's prize in economics, all the 2009 Nobel Prizes have been announced. Barack Obama has completed a rare clean sweep of all the Nobels. The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack Obama for bridging racial divides by calling Kanye West a...
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Funny story: Search for Suicide Bomber Intensifies

Search for Suicide Bomber Intensifies

Washington, D.C. - Homeland secretary Napolitano and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Assistant Secretary John Morton today announced new initiatives to track down and apprehend notorious Al Qaeda suicide bomber Faleek Mustobar. Must...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Denies Sainthood for Obama, Frank & Pelosi: Rectal Bleeding Doesn't Qualify as Stigmata!

Pope Benedict XVI Denies Sainthood for Obama, Frank & Pelosi: Rectal Bleeding Doesn't Qualify as Stigmata!

Rome, Italy/ Bloody Ass Religious Mess - The world's religious leaders are humming today with the news that President Obama, amongst others of his anointed minions, won't be granted Saint Hood by the Pope. The President's Religious Czar, Reverend...
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Funny story: Freakish increase in paranormal activity at Seizures Palace

Freakish increase in paranormal activity at Seizures Palace

London - (Heeby-Jeebies): A large, purple knob of ectoplasm was seen snaking its way out of the Queen's knickers this afternoon during a seance attended by the Bank of England erectile dysfunction, er...hardship! committee. Governor Mervyn King ve...
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Funny story: Roman Polansky Admits To Abuse!

Roman Polansky Admits To Abuse!

Roman Polansky finally broke down in his cell this morning and admitted to a lifetime of abuse! "It's even worse in here in the prison", Polansky was reported saying. "I got nothing else to do so I abuse myself two or three times a day." Appare...
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Funny story: UK Prime minister caught "with his red hands in the till" fiddling his expenses!

UK Prime minister caught "with his red hands in the till" fiddling his expenses!

The Rt.Hon. UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a "fiddler" and now it's official! After being caught with his red hands in the Government till he has been forced to repay the fiddled amount (tax payers money BTW). Before losing face over the aff...
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Funny story: Professor Warned School About Student But He Looked Too Silly To Be Taken Seriously

Professor Warned School About Student But He Looked Too Silly To Be Taken Seriously

A former professor said he told university administrators six months ago of his concerns about the mental health of a student now accused of stabbing a fellow student right in the chemistry class. She is now recovering from the unexplained attack.
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Funny story: Heather finally gives EastEnders birth. But who is the father? Ah, yes, meet John Prescott!

Heather finally gives EastEnders birth. But who is the father? Ah, yes, meet John Prescott!

Heather, an Eastenders character, most well known for not telling us she is fat or that John Prescott IS the father of her oversized kid, is finally due to give birth next Tuesday, 20 October 2009. Apparently, she will give away that Patrick, the...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Gets New Boob Job!

Amy Winehouse Gets New Boob Job!

Amy Winehouse, after being called a boob for the past couple of years, has gone and had a $50,000 boob job, according to a source. Apparently, Amy was tired of her old image and she heard about the possibility of a getting a boob job so she thoug...
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Funny story: Obama's Halo Can Power the World

Obama's Halo Can Power the World

The 'Obama Way' think tank has conned up an idea for beating Al Gore over the head by coupling Obama's remarkable halo to the nation's electricity grid. "This way," commented Obama Way's spokesperson, "We can give the world something to talk abo...
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Funny story: This Is It - Is That It?

This Is It - Is That It?

The first new song to be released to the public following the death of Michael Jackson four months ago has been panned by critics and fans alike. 'This Is It' is, according to fans, weak, badly produced, cheesy, and just a mess. The song was re...
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Funny story: Limbaugh Exposed in Scandal With Vibrating Seat Cushion

Limbaugh Exposed in Scandal With Vibrating Seat Cushion

For the second time in two weeks, a well known media personality has been exposed in a sex scandal that has rocked the media world and their most devoted viewers. Still reeling from the expose of David Letterman and various staffers, the conservativ...
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Funny story: Lil' Bo wins Best of Show at the Westminster Dog Show!

Lil' Bo wins Best of Show at the Westminster Dog Show!

Bo, President Barack Obama's pet Portuguese Water Dog, known also by his professional name Lil' Bo has won the prestigious Best of Show at the Westminster Kennel Club's annual show at Madison Square Garden. The competition itself is not until next...
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Funny story: Jay Leno's New Show On The Verge of Being Cancelled

Jay Leno's New Show On The Verge of Being Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - An unnamed inside source says that the National Broadcasting Company (NBC) says that there is talk that they may pull the plug on The Jay Leno Show. The inside source who spoke on grounds of anonymity said that he heard two of the top...
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Funny story: New Electric Cars Spearhead Alien Invasion

New Electric Cars Spearhead Alien Invasion

As reported earlier, the new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Wall Street has discovered that the really amazing thing about this electric car is that...
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Funny story: PM Brown Announces 'Britain's Going Out of Business' Sale: Labour Leader's Desperate Financial Moves Seen as "Blind Leading the Stupid!"

PM Brown Announces 'Britain's Going Out of Business' Sale: Labour Leader's Desperate Financial Moves Seen as "Blind Leading the Stupid!"

London, UK/ Financial Times - beleaguered Labour Prime Minister, Gordon Brown announced his financial plan to rescue Britain from a 175 Billion Pound (not ounces) deficit by selling off some of the country's most prized assets. Brown has been unde...
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Funny story: Rep. Barney Frank Named "Queen of The AC-DC D.C. Gay Pride Parade"

Rep. Barney Frank Named "Queen of The AC-DC D.C. Gay Pride Parade"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rep. Barney Frank, of Massachusetts, one of six states to approve gay unions, has been elected by a landslide vote as the 2009 Queen of The AC-DC D.C. Gay Pride Parade. Barney Frank (pronounced BARN-ey WIE-ner) said that he has...
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Funny story: Man With The World's Smallest Penis Website Falls To #2

Man With The World's Smallest Penis Website Falls To #2

Penis Minus Wilson (not his real name) own website, LittlePeckle.com has fallen to number two in clicks after staying at #1 for over three years. "There's still a lot of guys out there that click my site to view the photographs because it makes t...
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Funny story: Sex Tourism in Paris: Sarkozy's Boost to French Economy

Sex Tourism in Paris: Sarkozy's Boost to French Economy

The French Ministry of Finance has declared Paris an 'open city' for tourists seeking sex. 'Forget that certain Asian country ...! Welcome to Paris because here is whatever your heart and body desire', will be the slogan that visitors arriving at...
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Funny story: 'How The Prize Was Won' starring Barry O'Nobody premieres today

'How The Prize Was Won' starring Barry O'Nobody premieres today

The long-awaited Hollywood blockbuster 'How The Prize Was Won' had its premiere today in Stockholm, Illinois, and was attended by many stars. The movie, that lasts 3 hours, stars Barry O'Nobody as a homeless drifter in America, who one day goes to...
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Funny story: Hillary shot at by snipers again in Belfast

Hillary shot at by snipers again in Belfast

Just as US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had landed at Belfast International Airport today, it was reported that she had come under fire from Loyalist gunmen. 'Man, it was scarey!', she said, from the famous Delusions Hotel, 'bullets were fly...
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Funny story: Problem Estates For The Affluent

Problem Estates For The Affluent

Problem estates used to be thought of as being run-down council estates where problematic families from poor backgrounds with undisciplined children lived, mostly on council estates, but there is a new breed of problem estate and it is affecting the...
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Funny story: Dimmer Switches: Energy Saving Light Bulbs Could Result In Duller Students

Dimmer Switches: Energy Saving Light Bulbs Could Result In Duller Students

In recent years most of us will have heard of SAD Seasonally Affected disorder - which is down to the lack of daylight which has an effect on how happy people are. Too little daylight makes everyone feel more gloomy and researchers at Bridgeknob Univ...
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Funny story: 9/11 sued!

9/11 sued!

Colorado Springs, Colorado - A spokesman for the law offices of Sosigenes, Julius, Lilius and Gregory has announced the filing of a class action lawsuit against 9/11 (AKA September 11th 2001, AKA Nine Eleven) by a group of calendar dates that are all...
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Funny story: Networks retooling their slogans

Networks retooling their slogans

The ongoing sluggish economy, which has deeply cut into the money advertisers are willing to part with, and the ever widening offering of TV fair, which has stretched and thinned out audiences, has the old guard tinkering with their business plans. T...
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Funny story: Malia Obama: storm in an A-cup

Malia Obama: storm in an A-cup

Washington - (Georgetown): "The security service has absolutely no comment!" reporters were told yesterday as all eyes were fixed very firmly on Pastor Mike Angell, preaching before the First Family at St John's, Lafayette Square yesterday. "The W...
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Funny story: Man sustains bullet wound on world's highest water chute

Man sustains bullet wound on world's highest water chute

Titusville, Florida. Water park tycoon Chester Draws rues the day he chose his famous catch phrase after being shot by business partner John Dodge last week during the opening of the largest water chute in history; it's 3Km high. Photographer Car...
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Funny story: Horse repairs car with prosthetic leg

Horse repairs car with prosthetic leg

A woman from Devon tells the story of Mr Horse the helpful horse from Derbyshire. Mrs Mabel Able (45, widow) ran into problems when one of the wheels of her car fell off whilst driving through the Derbyshire moors. "The car began to swerve and...
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Funny story: New Michael Jackson song released today

New Michael Jackson song released today

I have learned that the new Michael Jackson song has been completed using Jackson's actual vocal cords transplanted into a monkey who was born with none. Jackson's post mortem management agent told me, "Jackson's wish was that the monkey be allowe...
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Funny story: Infallible polygraph test causes 534 Congressional suicides

Infallible polygraph test causes 534 Congressional suicides

OREM, Utah -- Dr. Richard Cranium, President of his own personal think tank, the Institute of Determining Infallibility Of Truth (IDIOT) announced his team's success in coming up with the world's first definitively accurate test for determining wheth...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard talks frankly about his Magic Roundabout addiction

Steven Gerrard talks frankly about his Magic Roundabout addiction

Dougal the dog, Dillon the rabbit, Brian the snail, Ermitrude the cow were sitting on the mantel piece in Steven Gerrards luxury home in Merseyside, as I interviewed him about his Magic Roundabout addiction. Every top player has a way of handling...
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Funny story: Tide pushes the bounds of physics

Tide pushes the bounds of physics

SECRET FACILITY, Secret Location - Proctor and Gamble, long known to be the front organization for Satan, is believed to be trying to disrupt the very fabric of our universe with its continually "new and improved" Tide. For the past sixty plus ye...
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Funny story: Why Did President Obama Win the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize?

Why Did President Obama Win the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize?

Why did President Obama win the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize? This is the question circulating all over the Internet. First, let's take a look at just a few of President Obama's broken campaign promises: Are we out of Iraq? No. Did he close Guantanomo Bay? No. Did he improve the US relationship with Afghanistan? No. Did he end income tax for seniors making less than $50,000 per year? N...
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Funny story: Flatulence dysfunction cure discovered

Flatulence dysfunction cure discovered

Dallas, TX - Dr. Bret Holiday of the Austin Flatulence Dysfunction Therapy Center held a brief press conference to announce that his clinic is seeking subjects for a flatulence dysfunction drug treatment study. "Flatulence dysfunction (FD) is not...
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Funny story: OctuMom Sells Photographs of Her Vagina To Roman Polanski

OctuMom Sells Photographs of Her Vagina To Roman Polanski

LA HABRA, California - OctuMom admitting that she is having financial problems has revealed that she has agreed to sell intimate nude photos of her crotch cookie to Roman Polanski who is presently incarcerated in a jail in Zurich, Switzerland. Pol...
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Funny story: Jaime Foxx To Star In "Oops The Kanye West Story"

Jaime Foxx To Star In "Oops The Kanye West Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Jaime Foxx, who has starred in Booty Call, Ali, Ray, and Biff has just signed to portray Kanye West in 20th Century Fox's Oops, The Kanye West Story. Jaime said that he is looking forward to portraying the man who in just one fell swoo...
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Funny story: NASA in a Panic as Moon Slowly Deflates!

NASA in a Panic as Moon Slowly Deflates!

Huoston,Tx.-The United States' space Agency, NASA, is quietly panicking over the discovery that the device it sent crashing into the moon, has punctured the shell of the small satellite, which is now slowly deflating. "What was once a beautiful fu...
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Funny story: The View's Sherri Shepherd Wins The 2009 Biggest Liar Award

The View's Sherri Shepherd Wins The 2009 Biggest Liar Award

LOS ANGELES - One of the five co-hosts of the View, Sherri Shepherd has just been nominated and won (hands down) the 2009 Biggest Liar Award. Several months ago the 342 pound Shepherd made a promise to the audience that she would slim down and get...
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Funny story: President to divorce Michelle

President to divorce Michelle

Washington, D.C. - The Beltway was embroiled by controversy today as it was announced by White House spokesman Robert Gibbs that the President is divorcing Michelle on the grounds of her lying about her ancestry. Submitted already to the Family Court...
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Funny story: Striptease Joint Unearthed at Spoof Headquarters

Striptease Joint Unearthed at Spoof Headquarters

A swine flu scare recently made it necessary to disinfect headquarters at The Spoof. That was when the striptease joint was found, hidden in a false wall behind the Spoof Discussion Forum. Investigation reveals that several male Spoofers have bee...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown has Tears in his Retina

Gordon Brown has Tears in his Retina

Hang-dog expressioned, unelected supreme leader (read dictator) of Great Britain, Gordon Brown has been diagnosed has having tears in his retinas. A bit rich given that most of the nation has had tears in its eyes since the start of his reign of mise...
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Funny story: Respectable, well to do family man dies suddenly

Respectable, well to do family man dies suddenly

A happy go lucky, respectable, and young man with a family has been murdered on the streets of the UK by a vicious gang of youths. This sort of event is occurring on an alarmingly more regular basis, and results in heartache amongst communities of...
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Funny story: NASA fires first shot at lunar Taliban

NASA fires first shot at lunar Taliban

NASA's cover story about searching for water on the dark side of the Moon is just that, a cover story. Biden ordered lunar strike based on specific independently collaborated intelligence (i.e., radio static) and a hunch that if Osama Bin Laden...
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Funny story: Organ shortage solved via 'Day of Surgical Giving'

Organ shortage solved via 'Day of Surgical Giving'

Denver, CO - How can fifty-five uninsured people get insurance for free AND solve an organ shortage in Colorado? Fifty-five people without health insurance are going under the knife in a local butcher shop here, according to my source, the butcher...
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Funny story: Cardiff Child Solves Missing Link

Cardiff Child Solves Missing Link

A peculiarly Welsh affair took place these past few months on a sleepy street on the outskirts of Cardiff at the bottom of a hill covered in course grass and brown bracken where only the odd sheep and hare compete with morning dew. In this Welsh...
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Funny story: Oxygen shortage stikes Arizona, claims scientist

Oxygen shortage stikes Arizona, claims scientist

PAYSON, AZ - Dr. Harold B. Phallistra of the Payson Institute For Advanced Studies (PIFAS), claimed today in a small press conference held in the lobby of the Institute, that a recent spate of tree deaths in the area has led to an oxygen shortage in...
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