Funny story: Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Science's goal is to create reasonable explanations (theories) to describe reality - theories that rely, not on feelings or passions, but on evidence. Yet substantial portions of the American people reject scientific conclusions. In the fields of p...
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For First Time, Hard Drive Crashes Surpasses Car Crashes in Washington DC

Washington D.C. - An epidemic of hard drive crashes is sweeping this city and, for the first time in history, the number has exceeded the total number of car crashes that have occurred within the city limits since 2011. It is truly uncanny how man...
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Scientists: Anus Will Replace Fingerprint for Security Checks

Scientists are now predicting that the anus will soon replace fingerprints for security, such as gaining entry to a building, or to computers and other sensitive or high clearance materials or locations. The anus it seems is even more complex and ind...
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Funny story: We'll Never See Yesterday Again Announce Scientists

We'll Never See Yesterday Again Announce Scientists

Science Town, OZ Many people who state they wish they could return to yesterday or yesteryear were severely disappointed today when the results of the latest scientific studies were announced. "After much research, we have arrived at the conclusio...
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Funny story: Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...
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Man's tight pants bend new iPhone6 into beautiful swan

Many early adopters of Apple's new iPhone6 are finding the lightweight aluminum frame combined with a tight pants pocket can actually cause the phone to bend. Users are noticing bending near more vulnerable spots, such as near the side-buttons.
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Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

Clearwater, FL The Church of Scamatology announced today that they had solid scientific proof that the first life on Earth were clams. Most scientists, and consequently science books, have apparently missed this major fact. The Scamatologist's sci...
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Funny story: Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...


 
Funny story: "Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

"Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Roughly the same percentage says they don't believe in science and that TV celebrity "science guy" Neil deGrass...
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Funny story: The Long-Awaited Arrival of the iPill

The Long-Awaited Arrival of the iPill

Cupofteanow, California (STT News) - With the recent and much-heralded arrival of the iPhone 6, there has also been a lot of speculation as to what lies ahead and, in that future, how far we will be melded into the digital frontier. Apple spokesm...
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Funny story: Apple Ends Our Misery

Apple Ends Our Misery

Recently, while describing the new iOS8 software capabilities, Apple representatives ended the press release with a vague statement, "…among other things." Young adults, none of whom actually pay for their phones or services thanks to parental guilt...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method

Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology, in an interview about some of the scientific principles of Scamatology, The ecclesiastical head of the church, Little Davy Makemerich, outlined the new scientific methods that Scamatology has created an...
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Funny story: United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

Orlando, Cuba - The United Launch Alliance (ULA), a monopolistic joining of Boeing and Lockheed that is wholly dependent on Russian rockets, has stepped from the closet and taken sides with their suppliers. Speaking at a media resource event in Or...
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Funny story: Edinburgh Zoo's panda on medical marijuana program after 'losing' cub

Edinburgh Zoo's panda on medical marijuana program after 'losing' cub

Edinburgh, Scotland - Feckless time-wasting panda Tian Tian has been accused of faking yet another pregnancy despite a certificate of fecundity from keepers at Shanghai Zoo from which she is on loan. Scottish veterinarians had become convinced the...
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Funny story: Farting Adds To Your Life Expectancy

Farting Adds To Your Life Expectancy

Scientists in an international project located in Bordeaux, France, have declared the relevancy of he "fart" to the health of humans. "Farts," said Franz Lipken, the German member of the team, "are fun. They give people the chance to relax and...
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Funny story: Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Everyone knows Alec Baldwin, surely? And you might think that he is the only Baldwin, or maybe he has one brother, probably Stephen. You'd only know that because you saw him on late night tv or in that one good movie where he played an escape c...
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