CERN Retracts Announcement of Having Created a Black Hole

Funny story: CERN Retracts Announcement of Having Created a Black Hole
Geneva, Switzerland - C.E.R.N., The European Organization for Nuclear Research, has retracted its claim made on Monday of having created an actual black hole in the collision chamber of the particle accelerator. CERN issued a very enthusiastic pre...
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Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Funny story: Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts
Science Town, NMScientists looking for the source of water on Mars found, in one of those crazy Science coincidences, the source of all evil on Earth instead. The head scientist, in an exclusive interview said, "We were aiming our receptors up to...
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It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

Funny story: It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!
After spending billions and billions on conquering space and bringing back a few stones, bits of dust and confirming the fact that no other living things exist in our solar system, scientists have decided to send spectacular images back from Pluto (I...
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Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You

Funny story: Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You
Goshen, IN-Can't get a date for the prom or the homecoming dance? Need a temporary assistant to run your office while your dependable office assistant is on vacation? Ready to panic? You may not need to panic. A local company which specializes in...
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Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Funny story: Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!
Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...
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Study finds that everything you do is "killing you"

Funny story: Study finds that everything you do is "killing you"
A recent study published in the New England Journal of Medicine has concluded that every activity you perform brings you one step closer to death. DR David Katz published an article that suggests that nobody has really discovered the perfect healt...
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'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

Funny story: 'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!
'Scientists' have proudly announced the discovery of some human like fossils, and absolutely true to form have concluded them to be yet another link in the mind boggling chain of so called missing links. The bones were discovered in a cave near Jo...
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New Internet start-ups cause faint buzz of excitement

Funny story: New Internet start-ups cause faint buzz of excitement
Over the last 15 years or so, the Internet has grown from a corner of a Florists shop, just outside Hartlepool, to an industry worth thousands of pounds. London's Silicon Coffin is trying to rival that of San Francisco's Silicon Breasts. They are...
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Funny story: Man in the moon?!

Man in the moon?!

A photo taken from Google Moon claims to have captured the fossilized face of an ancient man, alien - or even that of an ancient statue. But NASA says that is probably not the case. Facebook user, Johnathon Mathin posted a photo of the find mad...
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Funny story: Alzheimers sufferers forget to take their medicine

Alzheimers sufferers forget to take their medicine

On a global scale, Alzheimers sufferers are forgetting to take their medication. "Cures based on remembering to take tablets are doomed to failure" said sufferer Arthur, who wishes to remain anonymous because he can't remember his surname. "It doesn'...
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Funny story: Trees watch the Happening, and decide to "at least make allergy season sucky this year."

Trees watch the Happening, and decide to "at least make allergy season sucky this year."

After watching the perennially criticized M. Knight Shayamalan film "The Happening" trees have been attempting to replicate the effects on humans from the movie, but thus far have only gotten some people to sneeze and cough a lot. Mountain cedar...
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Funny story: Electoral Commission Achieves Perfect Entropy

Electoral Commission Achieves Perfect Entropy

Entropy is the tendency of all thermodynamic processes to end in a steady state of perfect disorder wherein no useful work can be accomplished. All matter will eventually be evenly dispersed at a temperature of about 4 degrees above absolute zero, bu...
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Funny story: A science experiment in Boston: Three stories of trash and half a $5 bill encased in ice remain as Old Man Winter heads south for a while

A science experiment in Boston: Three stories of trash and half a $5 bill encased in ice remain as Old Man Winter heads south for a while

BOSTON, Mass. - Remember that horrible Boston winter that had a blizzard effect all over the cable news networks? Well it's still around. It's not snowing on the East Coast now that Memorial Day has come and gone, but the remnants of last winter stan...
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Funny story: 'New species' of ancient human found

'New species' of ancient human found

A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in the Afar region of Ethiopia, scientists report. Researchers discovered jaw bones and teeth, which date to between 3.3m and 3.5m years old.The teeth showed signs of violent clenching and grinding...
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Funny story: Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

The little green creatures have made up their minds that they aren't going to sit silently through another Earth Day while their own planet remains unrecognized. No siree! Yesterday a bunch of Martians held a protest on the steps of the main bran...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Twitter Birdies Plan Surprise Party for Outgoing CEO

Don't be angry if your tweets are slightly delayed over the next few days. It's all for a good cause. You see, the birdies are busy preparing for the surprise party they are throwing for the CEO of Twitter, who is leaving his post as of July 1.
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