Donald Trump Seeks to Buy the Planet Mercury

Funny story: Donald Trump Seeks to Buy the Planet Mercury
Science Town, USA Donald Trump made an announcement today that he wished to purchase the planet Mercury. "I had my people do a title search and it appears that it is not owned by anyone. I therefore claim the right to purchase the planet. I should...
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Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Funny story: Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections
Science Town, USA Scientists studying the ozone layer of the Earth were flabbergasted when they compared the hot air emissions from 2014 to the hot air emissions from 2015. "The hot air being emitted in 2015 was 18 times higher than it was in 20...
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Donald Trump to Buy Rights to the Element Barium and Rename it Trumpium

Funny story: Donald Trump to Buy Rights to the Element Barium and Rename it Trumpium
Science Town, USA Scientists were shocked to hear that long-time element Barium was to be renamed Trumpium. "I didn't even know you could buy the rights to an element and rename it!" spoke one prominent scientist. "It's going to be hard to get use...
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Flint Water Discovered to Be the Universal Solvent!

Funny story: Flint Water Discovered to Be the Universal Solvent!
Flint, MI Scientists studying the unsatisfactory effects of the water were shocked to discover that IT WOULD DISSOLVE ANYTHING! Flint water that has been found to have 3 times the acceptable lead content and has led to an outbreak of Legionnaire's...
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Republican Party to Ban Science

Funny story: Republican Party to Ban Science
Science Town, USA Scientists were dismayed when the Republican Party announced their objections to Science and their intentions to ban it. "Actually, I'm amazed it took them so long to try to ban it. They've never liked Science, especially basic S...
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Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Funny story: Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"
Over several decades scientist have a built a near consensus on the human causes of climate change only to have the rug pulled from under them by Mother Nature herself. "Yes, it's hotter right now, but that's because I want it to be, not because t...
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New Internet start-ups cause faint buzz of excitement

Funny story: New Internet start-ups cause faint buzz of excitement
Over the last 15 years or so, the Internet has grown from a corner of a Florists shop, just outside Hartlepool, to an industry worth thousands of pounds. London's Silicon Coffin is trying to rival that of San Francisco's Silicon Breasts. They are...
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Endangered species no longer endangered

Funny story: Endangered species no longer endangered
It has been "leaked" from Dr. Phineas Provolone, Chair of the Ornithology Section of the Smithsonian, and will appear in tomorrow's "Bird and Cuckoo Digest," that an endangered bird specie is no longer endangered. The leaked information is in the...
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Trump Offers to Sell Soul to Devil to Win U.S. Presidential Election

The Devil laughs maniacally, then refuses, saying, "I already own your soul, Trump!"
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Funny story: Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year

Apple to Introduce Slew of Wearable Technology Products Next Year

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016. Products will be available for both men and women. Men's products will include: iShoes, iSocks, iPants,...
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Funny story: Engineers unveil free speech box technology

Engineers unveil free speech box technology

A group of engineers who worked in a group codenamed "Operation Echo Chamber" have unveiled their new creation-a "free speech box" which would allow activists to exercise their rights to free speech without interfering with the interests of other...
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Funny story: Brits claim Mars as rainwater identified on surface

Brits claim Mars as rainwater identified on surface

The UK government has declared Mars British territory after NASA confirmed rainwater has been found on its surface. British PM David Cameron made the announcement this morning in London. "Good morning, God Bless the Queen, her corgis and Prince Ch...
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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Finds Kim Kardashian shaped meteorite

Hubble Telescope Finds Kim Kardashian shaped meteorite

The Hubble Telescope has identified a shiny, curvaceous new meteorite circling our solar system. Named KK-36-26-42 by NASA, the discovery has scientists excited, if not a little over-excited. Spokesman Elmo Seaman explained. "This is a very unusu...
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Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...
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Funny story: Liberty University Patents New Psychiatric Medication

Liberty University Patents New Psychiatric Medication

The faculty of neuroscience at Liberty University has just received a patent for a new psychiatric medication called "Inspiron", which promises to enhance the spirituality of mental patients. Research chair Samuel Isaiah explained to reporters tha...
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Funny story: 'New species' of ancient human found

'New species' of ancient human found

A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in the Afar region of Ethiopia, scientists report. Researchers discovered jaw bones and teeth, which date to between 3.3m and 3.5m years old.The teeth showed signs of violent clenching and grinding...
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Funny story: Niagara Falls discovered on Mars!

Niagara Falls discovered on Mars!

Photos being sent back to earth by Martians proves the point that there is water on Mars, and a f'ing load of it! The photos show a replica Niagara Falls gushing over the side of a mountain not in Canada, Planet Earth! NASA expert, Professor Einst...
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