Funny story: Man Accused of Traveling Through Time to Ensure that Legal System Remains an Unending Quagmire

Man Accused of Traveling Through Time to Ensure that Legal System Remains an Unending Quagmire

Hill Valley resident Biff Tannen was accused of attempting to aid his wayward grandson Griff Tannen avoid jail time by disrupting the space time continuum. The plot revolved around using time travel to prevent the streamlining of the legal system wh...
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Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Cellphones are disgusted with the amount (too many!) and general quality (awful!) of selfies, and they want everyone to know about it. So yesterday in NYC's Times Square they held a press conference to tell the world that they had come to an impor...
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Comet 67P Churyumov-Gerasimenko 'is part of Martian crematorium' says NASA

Pasadena, California - Scientists studying new imagery from the crashed Rosetta probe have described Comet 67P as an enormous chunk of artificial masonry, part of the legendary - and exclusive! - Royal Martian Crematorium, a sort of ancient alien Cre...
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Funny story: "Earth is No Longer A Planet!" Announce Scientists

"Earth is No Longer A Planet!" Announce Scientists

Science Town, USA In a surprising announcement, Bulgarian scientists have shown that based on their latest calculations, Earth no longer qualified as a full planet and would have to be downgraded to a dwarf planet. Response from around Earth was...
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Funny story: Cool Sounding "Planet X" draws attention away other more worthwhile celestial bodies

Cool Sounding "Planet X" draws attention away other more worthwhile celestial bodies

Theoretical planet, Planet X is again making headlines despite the fact that there are curious discoveries on other real, existing planetary bodies. Planet X, also known as Nibiru (another cool sounding alias), is an undiscovered enormous planet...
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Comet Lovejoy in near miss with International Space Station

The Cosmos - Astronauts aboard the ISS were carrying out a critical damage assessment after part of Comet Lovejoy C/2014 Q2 struck the Station's septic tank and sent six months' of space shit into the Quadrantids shower. Emergency works to the ta...
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Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...
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Funny story: Study Shows: 88% of All Missing Sunglasses Are Actually Already On Your Head

Study Shows: 88% of All Missing Sunglasses Are Actually Already On Your Head

New study out of The University of California, Berkeley shows evidence that 88% of the sunglasses you cannot find, or so desperately want to wear, are actually already on top of your head. Additional research shows that as for the other 12% of th...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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Funny story: New app delivers 50 volt 'haptic nudge' shock to attorney's Apple Watch each time defendant lies under oath

New app delivers 50 volt 'haptic nudge' shock to attorney's Apple Watch each time defendant lies under oath

New York - It's a ground breaking development in attorney-client privilege skirting perilously close around Fifth Amendment frights. The just-launched Polygraph App is designed to help uphold the rule of law in the courtroom where clients sometime...
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Funny story: Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You!

Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You!

Goshen, IN-Can't get a date for the prom or the homecoming dance? Need a temporary assistant to run your office while your dependable office assistant is on vacation? Ready to panic? You may not need to panic. A local company which specializes in...
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Funny story: Normal Drug Being Tested on Patients

Normal Drug Being Tested on Patients

After rigorous studies at Columbian University, scholars have determined that most Americans need the drug Itsinurhedicone, or more commonly known to consumers as "Normal." Although the mind altering drug is frowned upon by many moralists, Doctor...
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Funny story: Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

NASA Scientists unveiled detailed photos of the fartiest galaxy in the known universe.The Odor Difourus Gallaxy,located behind the belt of the Orion Constellation, which is now making it's decent in the summer sky of the Northern Hemisphere, is well...
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Funny story: Ancient coins whoard found in field

Ancient coins whoard found in field

Chrissenden, UK - One of the biggest ancient hos in Chrissenden has been discovered by nettle detector enthusiasts in a remote Southern Counties peat bog close to the M25. Remains of the Coin Goddess Vagalia were unearthed by the Weekend Wanderers...
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Funny story: Blows To The Head Make 9-Year-Old A Man

Blows To The Head Make 9-Year-Old A Man

The NFL runs "Moms Clinics" through an operation called "USA Football." It targets moms who determine which sport their kids will play. It is an effort to show that children's football is safe. But kid football isn't safe. As background, Pop Warn...
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Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...
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Funny story: Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...
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