The Trumphole™ plays the feigned diplomacy card and seeks meeting with Kirk.

Funny story: The Trumphole™ plays the feigned diplomacy card and seeks meeting with Kirk.
In a surprise move the Trumphole™ has sent Trumphette™ diplomats to the Enterprise to engage in a diplomatic exchange. Though initially nervous Kirk and Spock following Galactic diplomatic protocol were not in a position to deny the me...
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New species Hominid Trumploditis™ discovered in Rift Valley Africa

Funny story: New species Hominid Trumploditis™ discovered in Rift Valley Africa
Another of the famed palaeontologists from the Leahkey dynasty has made another amazing discovery in the deserts of Africa today. As tradition dictates, since they discovered it they own the naming rights and have decided to call it Hominid Trumpl...
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Suicide Bombers, Meet the "Bomburkalizer"

Funny story: Suicide Bombers, Meet the "Bomburkalizer"
Tel Aviv; Israel: A new contraption may save scores of lives across the Middle East and the Western World from the menacing terror of suicide bombers. Israeli scientist have invented a device that fits fashionably on the human body, allows full unenc...
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Kirk gives the Trumphole™ a Cooper-Cruncher™ and it retreats back to its Trump-Death-Star-Fox-Hole™

Funny story: Kirk gives the Trumphole™ a Cooper-Cruncher™ and it retreats back to its Trump-Death-Star-Fox-Hole™
The Trumphole™ emerged from its cluster of death stars to launch a surpirse attack on planetary media outlets only to be roundly whipped by Kirks Cooper-Cruncher™. It appears as though it has retreated into its Trump-Death-Star-Fox-Hole&...
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Fox Mulder suspicious Trumploditis™ is an alien - opens an X-file

Funny story: Fox Mulder suspicious Trumploditis™ is an alien - opens an X-file
After seeing early pictures of Hominid Trumploditis™ Mulder and Scully have had the cadarva sent to them for an identification autopsy. They are now investigating the origins of the grotesque monster said to be over a million years old. As...
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New Startup W&P raises 12 million in funding

Funny story: New Startup W&P raises 12 million in funding
New technology startup W&P announced today that they have raised 12 million in funding from private investors. The smartphone app is fighting to become the first of its kind. W&P, which stands for Wiped and Pretty, tracks the progress of us...
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Trumphole™ Commanders loan Putin-Buddy™ their WMH™ to try out on Northern Europe

Funny story: Trumphole™ Commanders loan Putin-Buddy™ their WMH™ to try out on Northern Europe
It appears as though Putin-Buddy™ has rekindled the cold war which has gone quite cold, but his latest weapon is not nuclear but TwatterTwit™ Dezinformatsiya™ The now irrelevant and not so big or imposing USSR has re-engineered i...
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Research Scientists discover PTSD not really accurate - Have renamed it IGSTWFNGRAGARDFVAWIGHS™

Funny story: Research Scientists discover PTSD not really accurate - Have renamed it IGSTWFNGRAGARDFVAWIGHS™
Scientists working deep undercover in the Amazon, in conjunction with tribal Shamans have discovered that PTSD is not really a thing. They have uncovered a pharmaceutical conspiracy to drug out half a million War Vets with profiteering Zombie-Pills&...
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Funny story: Kirk getting frustrated as Trumphole™ WMH™ strikes again - Hundreds dead from Supermarket Riots.

Kirk getting frustrated as Trumphole™ WMH™ strikes again - Hundreds dead from Supermarket Riots.

In a never before seen calamitous riot at a local supermarket a Childs TShirt has been the centre of a bloody TwatterTwit™ gangland fight. Apparently a virtual riot broke out on TwatterTwit™ and the mob armed with gangland weapons desc...
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Funny story: Hundreds of North Korean Officials executed in latest Trumphole™ WMH™ Attack

Hundreds of North Korean Officials executed in latest Trumphole™ WMH™ Attack

The Trumphole™ has struck again in as many days this time using the Paranoid Psychopathic Despot Gun™ from its WMH™ arsenal Today North Korean leader Kim Jong-ill™ has had hundreds of potential political rivals executed.
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Funny story: Backflip on Denial of Denial Backflip on Climate for CSIRO again backflipped

Backflip on Denial of Denial Backflip on Climate for CSIRO again backflipped

Despite earlier assurances from the Liberal Party that a renewed focus and vigour on climate change was afoot for CSIRO they have once again not only backflipped but denied backflipping on the original backflip denial as well as denying that backflip...
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Funny story: Barrier Reef future is looking bright after Coal Mine the size of New Zealand approved by Government

Barrier Reef future is looking bright after Coal Mine the size of New Zealand approved by Government

Today a coal mine the size of New Zealand within 200 metres of the Barrier Reef was approved by the Environmental Court. The court said that "there was no risk from any pollution issues and the greenies were just being paranoid as usual. How on e...
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Funny story: Psychologists discover Schrödingers probabilistic dual locality cat - was in fact schizophrenic

Psychologists discover Schrödingers probabilistic dual locality cat - was in fact schizophrenic

Scientists deep in the Amazon have discovered Schrödingers Cat was not actually dual locality capable by using quantum coalescence for instantaneous bi-location, but was in fact, just very confused and this was a natural outcome of everyone putting t...
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Funny story: Real time voice and physiological tracking pass card to become mandatory for employees

Real time voice and physiological tracking pass card to become mandatory for employees

New technology being made mandatory in workplaces is a voice and tracking device hidden in a pass card. But it is OK as the nice honourable man from the surveillance company Ben Waber, chief executive of (De)Humanyze, a Boston-based employee anal...
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Funny story: Trump Gets Science and Math Confused

Trump Gets Science and Math Confused

Loafers Glory, NC In North Carolina, on a town hall campaign stop, Donald Trump was asked by a high school girl what his favorite subjects in school were. "Well, I liked that one with all the dirt and dinosaurs and elements like gold and stuff," s...
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Funny story: Man "good with computers" seeks occupation

Man "good with computers" seeks occupation

Satch Farley of Binghamton has taken out a full page add in the Binghamton Post seeking employment in the computer industry on the basis that he is good with computers. Mr. Farley, a 26-year-old landscaper living in his parents' basement lis...
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