Funny story: Man's tight pants bend new iPhone6 into beautiful swan

Man's tight pants bend new iPhone6 into beautiful swan

Many early adopters of Apple's new iPhone6 are finding the lightweight aluminum frame combined with a tight pants pocket can actually cause the phone to bend. Users are noticing bending near more vulnerable spots, such as near the side-buttons.
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Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...
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"People You May Know" Removed From Facebook

It has been scientifically proven that anyone who has added someone after finding them through the 'people you may know' feature on Facebook is a colossal cretin, leading Facebook to delete the feature. Social networking research experts Pew Resea...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA Former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, a devout creationist, stated today that it was true that dinosaurs and homo sapiens existed at the same time because she remembers that her grandparents had to...
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Funny story: Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Smoking Not Bad For You Says Research

New research is suggesting that smoking is not dangerous, does not cause strokes, heart disease or lung cancer and, in some cases, may improve quality of life and increase lifespan. The study and research, carried out by a conglomeration of scient...
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Japanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs

Tokyo, Japan Japan showed its true colors today as the island republic announced that they have created a nuclear fire breathing gigantic dinosaur lizard named Godzilla and that they might not be able to stop him once he starts heading toward the sun...
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Funny story: Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Tawain has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...


 
Funny story: Science Proves That the Earth Was Destroyed Millions of Years Ago

Science Proves That the Earth Was Destroyed Millions of Years Ago

Scientists announced today that they have discovered light rays emanating from space that show the Earth being destroyed by a meteor swarm 21 million years ago. When asked why we didn't remember or find evidence of such a calamity before, one of...
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Funny story: Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

JERUSALEM- Archaeologists have discovered a lost book from the Christian New Testament, allegedly confirming the principles of evolution. The work was found in a cave near the city of Jerusalem. Entitled the 'Book of GEROM', (Genetic Evoluti...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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Funny story: Online sperm bank sponsors egg and spoon race

Online sperm bank sponsors egg and spoon race

New York - The creation of a whole new species of alien clones is being sponsored by the Online Sperm Bank. Wannabe surrogates are being recruited to help gestate thousands of new beings who will be known as the new egg and spoon race. All part...
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Funny story: Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women

Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women

Studies show in a deep part of missouri that indeed, women do in fact live longer than men because they aren't married to women. Donald Trump says he "isn't really surprised" by the news. A local bystander by the name of 'Dick Trickle' says "he f...
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Funny story: New DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety

New DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety

The new DSM V categorization of psychiatric disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association as a new description of separation anxiety and a new category of fetishes. In the DSM IV these disorders related only to people. But now they h...
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Funny story: "Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

"Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Roughly the same percentage says they don't believe in science and that TV celebrity "science guy" Neil deGrass...
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Funny story: MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

Siberia, Russia - An ancient Siberian mummy has tested positive for a cute cannabis deficiency. MRI scans reveal it 'dislocated her joints' and blew her skull wide open high up in the Altai Mountains circa BC500. The remains were discovered p...
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