Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

Funny story: Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall
AREA 51, Nevada - Donald Trump has just founded a small public state college that will teach students how to make hydrogen bombs, nuclear missiles, and various types of torpedoes, light anti-tank weapons, and sundry varieties of weapons of mass destr...
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Trump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!

Funny story: Trump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!
Washington, DC President Trump gave a press conference to announce that he had signed an executive order permitting him to control future space exploration, and to stake legal claims to anything found. "I don't think it's unfair to give the perso...
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My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

Funny story: My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton
Upon much hesitancy and bewilderment, I joined my friend and neighbor Jacko, who visited a few local graveyards yesterday for a new job he just started. Jacko landed a job in the messy, stinking "Trump Dumpster" as an interviewer, investigator, a...
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Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

Funny story: Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse
In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...
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Scientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election

Funny story: Scientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election
We can't see it or measure it directly, but scientists say they can detect the decay of dark matter around the universe and on earth, especially in Washington DC. It's a new type of dark matter though that has been discovered around Washington DC,...
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

Funny story: North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

Funny story: Earth to Become One Giant Candyland
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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Amazon is totally judging you

Funny story: Amazon is totally judging you
Scientists have proven beyond all known doubt, that yes, Amazon is totally judging you, and all of the lifestyle choices you have ever made. Every book, CD,product from China, kindle book you have downloaded, clothes you have bought, and review yo...
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Doctors Discover Cause of Trump Turning Orange

Doctors reveal that Trump's increasingly orange complexion is due to all the Golden Showers he gets.
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Funny story: Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Scientists from the University of Downton, England, have discovered that Americans who support Donald Trump have a significantly lower IQ than the average American. The news comes as little surprise to poor-basher Professor Tarquin Smythe-Wazzock, wh...
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Funny story: New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere

New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere

No one knows how the thing works. The maker of this new product, BetterDays, won't give away any secrets. The Ick-Away-Brick looks like a gritty-surfaced 3x5 inch, 1 inch thick red "brick". What it can do is astounding. The Brick removes any negative...
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Funny story: Real time voice and physiological tracking pass card to become mandatory for employees

Real time voice and physiological tracking pass card to become mandatory for employees

New technology being made mandatory in workplaces is a voice and tracking device hidden in a pass card. But it is OK as the nice honourable man from the surveillance company Ben Waber, chief executive of (De)Humanyze, a Boston-based employee anal...
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Funny story: Trumphole™ hires new WMH™ weapon from CIA - the Woolsey Evidence Fabrication Gun™

Trumphole™ hires new WMH™ weapon from CIA - the Woolsey Evidence Fabrication Gun™

After scouring the universe for the Worst of the Worst and fresh from his successful Iraqi WMD Fabrication, Trumphole™ has hired his new WMH™ Commander. Buoyed by their recent success at inflicting a deadly biological disease into hope...
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Funny story: Original Bible Discovered

Original Bible Discovered

The original Holy Text was discovered this week at a remote Middle Eastern location no one has ever heard of. Using radio carbon dating, researchers were able to determine that the bible was approximately 4,000 years old, eerily close to two times 2...
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Funny story: Scientists Believe Climate Change Is Caused By Mother Earth Reaching Menopause

Scientists Believe Climate Change Is Caused By Mother Earth Reaching Menopause

In her younger days, scientists idolized Mother Earth and and called her the Goldilocks Planet because she was young, just right, full of life, and would perform the best magic tricks! Now after doing extensive research, scientists are hating on...
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Funny story: Barrier Reef future is looking bright after Coal Mine the size of New Zealand approved by Government

Barrier Reef future is looking bright after Coal Mine the size of New Zealand approved by Government

Today a coal mine the size of New Zealand within 200 metres of the Barrier Reef was approved by the Environmental Court. The court said that "there was no risk from any pollution issues and the greenies were just being paranoid as usual. How on e...
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Funny story: Trump Gets Science and Math Confused

Trump Gets Science and Math Confused

Loafers Glory, NC In North Carolina, on a town hall campaign stop, Donald Trump was asked by a high school girl what his favorite subjects in school were. "Well, I liked that one with all the dirt and dinosaurs and elements like gold and stuff," s...
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