Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

Funny story: Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel
People of the world were surprised today when they found out that a man had just accomplished time travel. They weren't so surprised when they found out it was Chuck Norris who time travelled. Apparently he choked Father Time, who sent good old C...
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Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive
Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...
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Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Funny story: Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life
Science Town, USA Donald Trump has announced to the You Go Girl! Women Scientists Convention that the Earth will have to get ready to host aliens coming to Earth to meet him. "I just feel it's only fair to warn everyone on Earth that once I become...
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Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather

Funny story: Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather
Scott Cheltham had never had any interest in hunting in his whole life, so when he started planning for a hunting trip and even bought a rifle, his wife Mary at first thought he was covering for an affair. "We were high school sweethearts," Mary...
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Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

Funny story: Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software
With no real oversight, the new HB2 law in North Carolina was bound for failure until a new tech company received the government contract worth 42 million dollars to invent and perfect a toilet cam that will be able to determine the users sex and rep...
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Republicans Say They Will Repeal the Law of Gravity

Funny story: Republicans Say They Will Repeal the Law of Gravity
Washington, DC The Republican Caucus met and discussed the law of gravity at their latest meeting. "When did this law even get passed? I don't know if I know anyone that remembers what it was like before we passed this law and whether we even need...
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LIKE Me...Or Else!

Funny story: LIKE Me...Or Else!
An example of social media run amok was reported this week in a small town twenty miles north of NYC. Several people reported that they were "mugged" by a masked man who emerged, brandishing a gun, from the bushes. He instructed the victims to pr...
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Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

Funny story: Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."
The quest for a perfect energy source has now been discovered by students at MIT. It is called Leaf-2.3. It could soon replace all the leaves in existence and do a better job at cleaning our air. It works the same way as a regular leaf, by taking in...
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Trump Blames His Downslide in the Polls on Terrorists

"Terrorists know they'll be in trouble once I'm President so they rigged the polls against me!!"
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Funny story: Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

My friend and neighbor Jacko and my old English Comp teacher Feducious T. Flynt stopped by the other day and informed me they were on a sojourn for what they considered to be the quest for the holy grail. "We're taking a road trip, then we'll be t...
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Funny story: Samsung's Hi-Reality TV disturbing results

Samsung's Hi-Reality TV disturbing results

For the third time in less than a month, actor William H. Macy has awoken as Frank from the ShowTime series Shameless in a strangers living room. "This is crazy," the bemused actor said recently "I'm on hiatus." FBI investigator Mitch Farns...
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Funny story: Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Indianapolis, IN - Doctors here at the Indianapolis State Medical Center have diagnosed the first man with a mental disorder they are calling: "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensiti...
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Funny story: Apple Develops Corneal Implant For First Eye-Phone, Samsung Announces Announcement

Apple Develops Corneal Implant For First Eye-Phone, Samsung Announces Announcement

Apple engineers have unveiled a miniature phone and screen developed for direct implant into the cornea. The new Eye-Phone will offer users convenience unparalleled in the history of phone gadgetry. Even with eyes closed consumers will be able to...
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Funny story: Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Body mods are nothing new, and facial and head implants that give you ridges, horns and bumps have been a staple for fans for decades. But with the increasing miniaturization of electronic gadgets, more and more implants are also augmenting the wear...
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Funny story: Donald Trump to Buy Rights to the Element Barium and Rename it Trumpium

Donald Trump to Buy Rights to the Element Barium and Rename it Trumpium

Science Town, USA Scientists were shocked to hear that long-time element Barium was to be renamed Trumpium. "I didn't even know you could buy the rights to an element and rename it!" spoke one prominent scientist. "It's going to be hard to get use...
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Funny story: The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

Parents, don't be so quick to slap down the hand of your booger eating child, they could be growing some serious brains. Scientists have discovered an entirely new class of compounds in boogers that they are calling cerebrogenic, or brain building.
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Funny story: New Internet start-ups cause faint buzz of excitement

New Internet start-ups cause faint buzz of excitement

Over the last 15 years or so, the Internet has grown from a corner of a Florists shop, just outside Hartlepool, to an industry worth thousands of pounds. London's Silicon Coffin is trying to rival that of San Francisco's Silicon Breasts. They are...
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