Trump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!

Funny story: Trump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!
Washington, DC President Trump gave a press conference to announce that he had signed an executive order permitting him to control future space exploration, and to stake legal claims to anything found. "I don't think it's unfair to give the perso...
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Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

Funny story: Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse
In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...
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My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

Funny story: My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton
Upon much hesitancy and bewilderment, I joined my friend and neighbor Jacko, who visited a few local graveyards yesterday for a new job he just started. Jacko landed a job in the messy, stinking "Trump Dumpster" as an interviewer, investigator, a...
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Scientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election

Funny story: Scientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election
We can't see it or measure it directly, but scientists say they can detect the decay of dark matter around the universe and on earth, especially in Washington DC. It's a new type of dark matter though that has been discovered around Washington DC,...
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Texas Instruments introduces the Wife's Calculator

Funny story: Texas Instruments introduces the Wife's Calculator
Jenn Swenson V.P. of business development for Texas Instruments Inc. has brought to market a product that many people feel existed already. The Wife's Calculator is 99% a regular calculator, it adds, subtract, multiplies, divides, works percentages,...
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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

Funny story: Earth to Become One Giant Candyland
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

Funny story: North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Funny story: SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model
Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...
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David Cassidy; who?

Ageing pop star and member of the Cuckoo, Turkey, Chicken, bla, bla Family (Now what the fuck was their name?) has admitted he has forgotten who he is, thank heavens we have too!
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Funny story: Amazon is totally judging you

Amazon is totally judging you

Scientists have proven beyond all known doubt, that yes, Amazon is totally judging you, and all of the lifestyle choices you have ever made. Every book, CD,product from China, kindle book you have downloaded, clothes you have bought, and review yo...
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Funny story: Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Scientists from the University of Downton, England, have discovered that Americans who support Donald Trump have a significantly lower IQ than the average American. The news comes as little surprise to poor-basher Professor Tarquin Smythe-Wazzock, wh...
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Funny story: Trump Reveals That If He Loses Election, He Plans to Transform Into Super-Villain and Wreak Havoc on the U.S.

Trump Reveals That If He Loses Election, He Plans to Transform Into Super-Villain and Wreak Havoc on the U.S.

Science City, USA Donald Trump revealed, while visiting a science museum, that while he doesn't believe in a lot of Science things like Global Warming and Evolution and Gravity, he has hired some Science folk to create a super-suit for him. He though...
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Funny story: Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Podunk, ND Trump gave a speech today about how he had seen an HBO special in his hotel room about how people were being abused by Science. "On the HBO program I saw how Science had kidnapped people, and how they would make people disconnect from t...
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Funny story: No Need for Tenses?

No Need for Tenses?

While it is commonly acknowledged by physicists that time is an illusion, people continue to ignore this by using the past tense and the future tense in their speech. One person who acknowledges and promotes this time/space continuum fact is Billy P...
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Funny story: Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Relying on his own super-duper-secret intelligence sources, Donald Trump has revealed what he knows about the Roswell Incident, an event in 1947 where some claim the US military covered up the crash of an alien spaceship and the death of two alien pa...
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Funny story: Original Bible Discovered

Original Bible Discovered

The original Holy Text was discovered this week at a remote Middle Eastern location no one has ever heard of. Using radio carbon dating, researchers were able to determine that the bible was approximately 4,000 years old, eerily close to two times 2...
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Funny story: Trump Buys Asteroid Belt, Will Name Them All After Cabinet Rejects

Trump Buys Asteroid Belt, Will Name Them All After Cabinet Rejects

Science Town, USA Donald Trump, President-Elect of the United States and self-professed Billionaire, has just announced that he has purchased the asteroid belt located between Mars and Jupiter in our Solar System. "I know it seems a bit extravaga...
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