Minnesota Japanese Beetle destruction blamed on "the munchies"

Funny story: Minnesota Japanese Beetle destruction blamed on "the munchies"
Medical marijuana farms established to supply Minnesota with it's recently legalized medication are being singled out as the primary cause of the over voracious insects attacks on other cash crops in the state. Scientists believe that after cons...
View 'Minnesota Japanese Beetle destruction blamed on "the munchies"'

After Bus Shortage Trump.com™ orders some el magnifico Under the Bus Presidential Cars to clear backlog.

Funny story: After Bus Shortage Trump.com™ orders some el magnifico Under the Bus Presidential Cars to clear backlog.
After the reported shortage of available buses to be throwing Whitehouse staff under, Trump.com™ says he will solve the backlog problem with a more magnificent Under The Bus Trumpmobile™ The vehicle is said to have been designed by Tr...
View 'After Bus Shortage Trump.com™ orders some el magnifico Under the Bus Presidential Cars to clear backlog.'

Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze

Funny story: Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze
A study just published, Study Finds Cat People Are More Intelligent Than Dog People, has sparked a resurgence in the public's curiosity about controversial conclusions in the social sciences. Now called Study Surfing, the resurgence is especially pop...
View 'Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze'

Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Funny story: Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!
Scientists in India are rapidly discovering why elephants can become stressed by analysing their crap, it seems! Now if one has ever chased elephants on a safari, observed the poor creatures chained to their master's logs, being hunted by poachers...
View 'Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!'

Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum

Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum
GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Man, Fat Cat Fringo is a mean taskmaster. How in the world are we going to make some kind of contraption to change sticks, rocks, and mud into silver, gold, and platinum?" the deputy chief water department head said to his crew of...
View 'Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum'

McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

Funny story: McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!
In Raleigh, NC, Merab Morgan pulled off something astonishing by losing 37 pounds on a diet based solely on McDonald's food. She said, "I thought it's two birds with one stone - to lose weight and prove a point for the little fat people." She...
View 'McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!'

Global Warming or Hocus Pocus?

Funny story: Global Warming or Hocus Pocus?
Many people are arguing points for global warming in the news and there are some people that believe it and some that don't. Scientists find errors in global warming data because the satellites drifted in orbit and were reporting nighttime tempera...
View 'Global Warming or Hocus Pocus?'

The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

Funny story: The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?
A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...
View 'The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?'
Breaking News...

When is a US toy not a Chinese sex toy?

Chinese sex toy producers saves US giant toy retailer's neck by flogging its whole stock to them! US kids aint happy, but their dads certainly R, us too!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward


Funny story: Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes

Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes

After bragging his crowds are bigger than any Hurricane he has vowed to protect America from really really big storms by building a wall to stop the weather. Scientists were initially skeptical though as the size of the wall would have to exceed t...
View 'Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes'
Funny story: StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

Despite the previous biblical claims of Trump.com™ Stormwall™ it has turned out to be just as useless as everything else he has promised. Despite the Godlike claims made by Trump.com™, Scientists have confirmed that the StormWall...
View 'StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™'
Funny story: Trump Tweets He Will Ask Congress to Give Him the Power to Change the Laws of Science

Trump Tweets He Will Ask Congress to Give Him the Power to Change the Laws of Science

Washington, DC President Trump has decided that the Laws of Science must be changed, according to tweets from the Chief Executive and an announcement by his press office. The press office quoted Trump as saying that "he was tired of catering to th...
View 'Trump Tweets He Will Ask Congress to Give Him the Power to Change the Laws of Science'
Funny story: Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Washington, DC President Trump held a press conference and announced plans for a manned flight to Mars. "People keep telling me to go to Mars and so we will!" said Trump. Although the first passengers we had in mind refuse to go-Obama and Hillar...
View 'Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia'
Funny story: Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement

Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement

It's true. But the yelling must be done not by teachers but by students themselves. Who after all listens to teachers, especially when they're yelling? Studies have been done on this very phenomenon, and they have consistently demonstrated tha...
View 'Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement'
Funny story: Car manufacturers recommend milking your vehicle three times a week

Car manufacturers recommend milking your vehicle three times a week

A consortium of car makers, including Soduko, Chingchong and Chuffwrench have released a statement saying that all their cars should be milked three times a week as a minimum, or else they may leak or even explode. It follows a ten-car drowning on...
View 'Car manufacturers recommend milking your vehicle three times a week'
Funny story: It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

A recent research by scientists, healthcare experts and fitness freaks has proven to the whole world that fundamentally, Brits are damn lazy! 45% of over 16's prefer to laze on the sofa, drink cans of lager, refuse to go out for a brisk walk to th...
View 'It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!'
Funny story: Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all

Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all

Scientists deep in the Amazon have discovered Schrödingers Cat was not actually dual locality capable through quantum coalescence for instantaneous bi-location, but was in fact, just very confused and this was a natural outcome of everyone putting th...
View 'Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all'

Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?

Yes, tell me more!

Profile Featured Writer

Butch
Butch
Joined: 12 November 2013
Stories Written: 12

Seven day catch up

Check out anything you've missed with the archive:

70 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more