Trump Buys Asteroid Belt, Will Name Them All After Cabinet Rejects

Funny story: Trump Buys Asteroid Belt, Will Name Them All After Cabinet Rejects
Science Town, USA Donald Trump, President-Elect of the United States and self-professed Billionaire, has just announced that he has purchased the asteroid belt located between Mars and Jupiter in our Solar System. "I know it seems a bit extravaga...
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Neurologist: Millions Afflicted With "Tweetism"

Funny story: Neurologist: Millions Afflicted With "Tweetism"
Hundreds of Millions of people around the globe have a new modern illness called Diminished Intellectual Capacity and Knowledge Starvation or DICKS for short. Tweetism, however seems to be the popular handle for the newly named illness, and as the na...
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Pot Farmers Dream Of Growing A Crop On Mars

Funny story: Pot Farmers Dream Of Growing A Crop On Mars
Hi-tech potheads in California want to be the first people to farm on Mars, and farmer Tad Hope is ready to take on the mission. Hope, a vocal proponent of the Green Mars movement, has posted numerous videos of his concept and test farm in Cedar K...
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Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

Funny story: Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall
AREA 51, Nevada - Donald Trump has just founded a small public state college that will teach students how to make hydrogen bombs, nuclear missiles, and various types of torpedoes, light anti-tank weapons, and sundry varieties of weapons of mass destr...
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Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Funny story: Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism
Work carried out by scientists at CERN and published in this month's Nature Journal detail the surprise results of the experiment. Prof Brian Cox (not the leading scientist on the experiment but the only one lay people know) explains the findings, wh...
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New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere

Funny story: New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere
No one knows how the thing works. The maker of this new product, BetterDays, won't give away any secrets. The Ick-Away-Brick looks like a gritty-surfaced 3x5 inch, 1 inch thick red "brick". What it can do is astounding. The Brick removes any negative...
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NASA Releases New Information Regarding Space Probe Sent to Uranus

Funny story: NASA Releases New Information Regarding Space Probe Sent to Uranus
Today, Dr. J.B. Prescott of the National Aeronautics and Space Agency (NASA), told the world about a project NASA had been working on for the last several years. The project was to gather further information on the size of the rings of uranus and the...
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Barrier Reef future is looking bright after Coal Mine the size of New Zealand approved by Government

Funny story: Barrier Reef future is looking bright after Coal Mine the size of New Zealand approved by Government
Today a coal mine the size of New Zealand within 200 metres of the Barrier Reef was approved by the Environmental Court. The court said that "there was no risk from any pollution issues and the greenies were just being paranoid as usual. How on e...
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Vegas Gamblers Change Word for Wild Cards from "Trump"

By an anonymous vote, because of Trump's unpopularity, the word for a wild card will be a "Chump."
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Funny story: Dinosaur Fossils Discovered During Trump Tower Basement Renovation

Dinosaur Fossils Discovered During Trump Tower Basement Renovation

Two weeks ago, at trump tower, a basement renovation was well underway when a tyrannosaurus rex skull was found under the third level of the basement. It took about five days, and extensive testing to confirm that the find was legitimately a T-Rex. A...
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Funny story: Trumphole™ Commanders loan Putin-Buddy™ their WMH™ to try out on Northern Europe

Trumphole™ Commanders loan Putin-Buddy™ their WMH™ to try out on Northern Europe

It appears as though Putin-Buddy™ has rekindled the cold war which has gone quite cold, but his latest weapon is not nuclear but TwatterTwit™ Dezinformatsiya™ The now irrelevant and not so big or imposing USSR has re-engineered i...
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Funny story: Kirk getting frustrated as Trumphole™ WMH™ strikes again - Hundreds dead from Supermarket Riots.

Kirk getting frustrated as Trumphole™ WMH™ strikes again - Hundreds dead from Supermarket Riots.

In a never before seen calamitous riot at a local supermarket a Childs TShirt has been the centre of a bloody TwatterTwit™ gangland fight. Apparently a virtual riot broke out on TwatterTwit™ and the mob armed with gangland weapons desc...
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Funny story: Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Humanologists from the Dumas Institute, Paris, have analysed US election results going back nearly two hundred years and have reached some staggering conclusions. Voters are now less intelligent than ever before, and are making worse choices for thei...
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Funny story: Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Podunk, ND Trump gave a speech today about how he had seen an HBO special in his hotel room about how people were being abused by Science. "On the HBO program I saw how Science had kidnapped people, and how they would make people disconnect from t...
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Funny story: Hundreds of North Korean Officials executed in latest Trumphole™ WMH™ Attack

Hundreds of North Korean Officials executed in latest Trumphole™ WMH™ Attack

The Trumphole™ has struck again in as many days this time using the Paranoid Psychopathic Despot Gun™ from its WMH™ arsenal Today North Korean leader Kim Jong-ill™ has had hundreds of potential political rivals executed.
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Funny story: New Planet is Actually Peanut Butter on the Hubble Telescope's Lens

New Planet is Actually Peanut Butter on the Hubble Telescope's Lens

Outer Space In retraction of a news flash yesterday about a new planet in our Solar System discovered, astronomers sheepishly admitted that the planet they had discovered and named "New Kid on the Block" after the astronomer's favorite childhood ban...
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Funny story: Scientists Work on Time Machine to Take Them Back Before Trump Became the Republican Nominee

Scientists Work on Time Machine to Take Them Back Before Trump Became the Republican Nominee

Science Town, USA Scientists, appalled at the thought of Trump becoming President of the U.S., once again began working feverishly on the time machine that they first started when Bush defeated Gore in 2000. "I'm not sure what we could do about Tr...
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