Funny story: MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

Siberia, Russia - An ancient Siberian mummy has tested positive for a cute cannabis deficiency. MRI scans reveal it 'dislocated her joints' and blew her skull wide open high up in the Altai Mountains circa BC500. The remains were discovered p...
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Science Proves That the Earth Was Destroyed Millions of Years Ago

Scientists announced today that they have discovered light rays emanating from space that show the Earth being destroyed by a meteor swarm 21 million years ago. When asked why we didn't remember or find evidence of such a calamity before, one of...
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United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

Orlando, Cuba - The United Launch Alliance (ULA), a monopolistic joining of Boeing and Lockheed that is wholly dependent on Russian rockets, has stepped from the closet and taken sides with their suppliers. Speaking at a media resource event in Or...
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Funny story: Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Xanadu The Creationist Scientist League announced during their annual convention today that they have come to an agreement that the Big Bang actually did occur, but it was actually just 5,000 years ago and resulted in a big garden with a couple of tr...
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Funny story: The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

Professor Naggin P. Hawgswaller of Cactass Community College in Cactass, California, today announced a major discovery when it comes to male behavior; what one drives is what one's life spins upon. During a smoke-out gathering for the graduating c...
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Crop circle circumcises Cerne Abbas Giant's dick

Cerne Abbas, Dorset - A crop circle has been blamed for emasculating the huge erect penis of a 180ft ancient Neolithic colossus known as the Cerne Abbas Dick. Uh, Giant. Carved into a Dorset chalk hillock over 10,000 years ago the club-wielding f...
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Apple launches iPhone 6 with holographic Caller ID Image

Cupertino, California - A full-screen sized hologram of Caller Identity Images will be popping up each time Apple's swish new all-bells-and-whistles iPhone 6 gets an incoming or makes an outgoing call. And a new voice-over feature will see hologr...
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Funny story: Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...


 
Funny story: Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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Funny story: Smoking Not Bad For You Says Research

Smoking Not Bad For You Says Research

New research is suggesting that smoking is not dangerous, does not cause strokes, heart disease or lung cancer and, in some cases, may improve quality of life and increase lifespan. The study and research, carried out by a conglomeration of scient...
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Funny story: The Long-Awaited Arrival of the iPill

The Long-Awaited Arrival of the iPill

Cupofteanow, California (STT News) - With the recent and much-heralded arrival of the iPhone 6, there has also been a lot of speculation as to what lies ahead and, in that future, how far we will be melded into the digital frontier. Apple spokesm...
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Funny story: Dolphins Fitted With Microphones Swear A Lot

Dolphins Fitted With Microphones Swear A Lot

Marine Biologists fitting Dolphins with voice headsets have reported that they all swear profusely. They are apparently very intelligent fish, but use the "F" and "C" words all the time. UnderSeaworld, the Corporate Entertainment giant who though...
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Funny story: Planets Stand Still - Steven Hawking Changing O.S. Rebooting In 5 Mins . . . . .Please Wait

Planets Stand Still - Steven Hawking Changing O.S. Rebooting In 5 Mins . . . . .Please Wait

Tidal Waves, Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Volcanic Plasma Flows ravaged the earth at 2.00 am. this morning for 1000th of one second as Steven Hawking changed the O.S. of the solar system from Windows to Mac. "The changeover went smoothly with minimum...
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Funny story: Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are actually women and are not men at all, and both came kicking and screaming into this world with feminine genitals, a NASA senior medical doctor discovered late last week. NASA, which does inte...
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Funny story: "Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

"Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Roughly the same percentage says they don't believe in science and that TV celebrity "science guy" Neil deGrass...
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Funny story: Japanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs

Japanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs

Tokyo, Japan Japan showed its true colors today as the island republic announced that they have created a nuclear fire breathing gigantic dinosaur lizard named Godzilla and that they might not be able to stop him once he starts heading toward the sun...
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