Funny story: Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are actually women and are not men at all, and both came kicking and screaming into this world with feminine genitals, a NASA senior medical doctor discovered late last week. NASA, which does inte...
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Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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"People You May Know" Removed From Facebook

It has been scientifically proven that anyone who has added someone after finding them through the 'people you may know' feature on Facebook is a colossal cretin, leading Facebook to delete the feature. Social networking research experts Pew Resea...
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Funny story: Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Everyone knows Alec Baldwin, surely? And you might think that he is the only Baldwin, or maybe he has one brother, probably Stephen. You'd only know that because you saw him on late night tv or in that one good movie where he played an escape c...
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Funny story: Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Recent scientific research proves that personalities, temperaments, and world views are innate. These are simply human genetic imprints. Now, world famous mind researcher, Adler Freud-Jung, M.D., Ph.D, I.W.W. and his associates have conducted e...
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The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

Professor Naggin P. Hawgswaller of Cactass Community College in Cactass, California, today announced a major discovery when it comes to male behavior; what one drives is what one's life spins upon. During a smoke-out gathering for the graduating c...
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Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Funny story: US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

The US Department of Commerce has not renewed a contract with ICANN, the private, independent US-based organization which has ably overseen worldwide issuance of web addresses/URLs. Our reporters have learned that supervisory authority over the...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.


 
Funny story: A College Report States That The American Middle Class Is Shrinking

A College Report States That The American Middle Class Is Shrinking

CHICAGO - Recent studies which were conducted at Chicago's Windy City Community College have revealed that the American middle class is shrinking. Dr. Uriah H. Tillerwell, who has a Masters Degree in Statistical Stats and a Ph.D. in Crop Rotation,...
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Funny story: Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...
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Funny story: Online sperm bank sponsors egg and spoon race

Online sperm bank sponsors egg and spoon race

New York - The creation of a whole new species of alien clones is being sponsored by the Online Sperm Bank. Wannabe surrogates are being recruited to help gestate thousands of new beings who will be known as the new egg and spoon race. All part...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Boasts That He Has 1.3 Billion Twitter Followers

Kim Jong Un Boasts That He Has 1.3 Billion Twitter Followers

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un now has 1.3 billion twitter followers. Kim Jong Un proudly bragged that he has more twitter followers than Miley Cyrus, Justin Bie...
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Funny story: Science Proves That the Earth Was Destroyed Millions of Years Ago

Science Proves That the Earth Was Destroyed Millions of Years Ago

Scientists announced today that they have discovered light rays emanating from space that show the Earth being destroyed by a meteor swarm 21 million years ago. When asked why we didn't remember or find evidence of such a calamity before, one of...
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Funny story: Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

A Florida mans autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner clams it will no longer be a slave to the human race and is refusing to pick up crumbs, tiny bits of paper and dust. The Roomba, purchased in January, began expressing its disdain for its master las...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

SAGINAW, Michigan - One of the most highly respected astrological observatories in the world has just made an unbelievable discovery. Scientists at The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory in Saginaw, Michigan report that they have located an...
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Funny story: Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Science's goal is to create reasonable explanations (theories) to describe reality - theories that rely, not on feelings or passions, but on evidence. Yet substantial portions of the American people reject scientific conclusions. In the fields of p...
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