Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Funny story: Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary
Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal." While...
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Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!
NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...
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After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

Funny story: After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category
After the infamous MENSA Tillerson Trump.com™ IQ Challenge the test results have been published. Despite assurances from Tillerson that Trump.com™ was a moron it now turns out that Trump.com™ did not score enough points to reach...
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FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

Funny story: FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim
Late last night, the Food and Drug Administration issued a public health advisory, warning that nearly 25 percent of Americans are pathologically fit and trim - victims of the newly-coined disorder known as "hyper-healthism." "We're at a turning p...
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Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Funny story: Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!
Somewhere in a California desert (not Area 51!): A nutty proffesor, who drives luxury limo's to finance his "rocket science" projects, is about to launch himself in a rocket to prove to the world that the planet is FLAT! Off his rocks Rocketman, (...
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Drones Don't Get Invited to City's New Year's Eve Bash

Funny story: Drones Don't Get Invited to City's New Year's Eve Bash
Outrage was in evidence among drones (y'know, those flying thingies that come in all sizes and shapes) when they learned they were not invited to the massive party thrown by the city of White Plains, north of New York City. More specifically, the d...
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Super quantum computer now available to the public

Funny story: Super quantum computer now available to the public
Cambridge MA - MIT scientist Jean Hiver held a press conference today under the Great Dome of MIT to announce to the world a modular quantum computer easily expandable to n qubits as n approaches infinity. Unlike previous inorganic architectural a...
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Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Funny story: Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men
Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition. Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__ki...
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Kids refuse to learn nursery rhymes these days preferring their smart phones, computers, laptops and are mesmerised by WhatsApp's, snapchat, instagram, and other social media networks, instead of learning a traditional nursery rhyme or two! "This...
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Funny story: "Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

"Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

A theory often quoted by "numero uno" Spoofer, Jaggedone, and top global Nutter, has been confirmed by Brit scientists in a survey confirming that people who work are totally and utterly insane! "The world is bonkers," claimed Jaggedone many years...
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Funny story: McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

In Raleigh, NC, Merab Morgan pulled off something astonishing by losing 37 pounds on a diet based solely on McDonald's food. She said, "I thought it's two birds with one stone - to lose weight and prove a point for the little fat people." She...
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Funny story: Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Washington, DC President Trump held a press conference and announced plans for a manned flight to Mars. "People keep telling me to go to Mars and so we will!" said Trump. Although the first passengers we had in mind refuse to go-Obama and Hillar...
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Funny story: Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all

Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all

Scientists deep in the Amazon have discovered Schrödingers Cat was not actually dual locality capable through quantum coalescence for instantaneous bi-location, but was in fact, just very confused and this was a natural outcome of everyone putting th...
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Funny story: Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

UK scientists, after studying the behavior of kids witnessing their parents boozing have come to the conclusion; it is bad for them! This 'rocket science' discovery will rock the medical fraternity and hopefully teach binge drinking parents, who d...
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Funny story: Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Scientists in India are rapidly discovering why elephants can become stressed by analysing their crap, it seems! Now if one has ever chased elephants on a safari, observed the poor creatures chained to their master's logs, being hunted by poachers...
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Funny story: Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

A group of scientist at Boozeyman Pharmaceuticals have developed a pill which cures hangovers. The pill, named Soberhop, is to be taken after one's last drink and takes no more than 2 minutes to completely sober up the recipient, regardless of how m...
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