Funny story: Edinburgh Zoo's panda on medical marijuana program after 'losing' cub

Edinburgh Zoo's panda on medical marijuana program after 'losing' cub

Edinburgh, Scotland - Feckless time-wasting panda Tian Tian has been accused of faking yet another pregnancy despite a certificate of fecundity from keepers at Shanghai Zoo from which she is on loan. Scottish veterinarians had become convinced the...
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Man's tight pants bend new iPhone6 into beautiful swan

Many early adopters of Apple's new iPhone6 are finding the lightweight aluminum frame combined with a tight pants pocket can actually cause the phone to bend. Users are noticing bending near more vulnerable spots, such as near the side-buttons.
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Philae Probe Lands on Comet 67P-Discovers Life!

Darmstadt, Germany-Scientists were astounded today when the Philae Probe spacecraft, which has miraculously landed on Comet 67P, right away sent back pictures of a microscopic civilization located on the surface of the comet! What was probably mor...
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Funny story: Man Accused of Traveling Through Time to Ensure that Legal System Remains an Unending Quagmire

Man Accused of Traveling Through Time to Ensure that Legal System Remains an Unending Quagmire

Hill Valley resident Biff Tannen was accused of attempting to aid his wayward grandson Griff Tannen avoid jail time by disrupting the space time continuum. The plot revolved around using time travel to prevent the streamlining of the legal system wh...
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Funny story: Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Sure they're unmanned, but that doesn't mean those airborne vehicles don't wanna have a life. If the drones have to put up with trouble and inconvenience, they expect to be adequately compensated for it. A bunch of them made that abundantly cle...
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Cool Sounding "Planet X" draws attention away other more worthwhile celestial bodies

Theoretical planet, Planet X is again making headlines despite the fact that there are curious discoveries on other real, existing planetary bodies. Planet X, also known as Nibiru (another cool sounding alias), is an undiscovered enormous planet...
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Ancient Recordings Uncovered!

Researchers at Trent University have found a way to reach back in time and listen to ancient civilizations in their most public and private moments. This startling breakthrough comes shortly after researchers at MIT learned how to "hear" through...
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Funny story: Philae Comet Lander Was Sponsored By Extreme Tumble Drying Organization

Philae Comet Lander Was Sponsored By Extreme Tumble Drying Organization

After the "Extreme Sports Tumble Drying Club" admitted its clandestine sponsorship of the Rosetta "on comet" space clothes drying mission, the mission ground to a halt yesterday. The Rosetta spacecraft's landing module, Philae, a $2m black bodywork...
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Funny story: I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Clearwater, FL-In newly discovered documents, Scamatology founder Elron Hubtard was found to have confessed to inventing science and then disguising all his contributions by going back in time and making it look like his discoveries were the work of...
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Funny story: Comet Lovejoy in near miss with International Space Station

Comet Lovejoy in near miss with International Space Station

The Cosmos - Astronauts aboard the ISS were carrying out a critical damage assessment after part of Comet Lovejoy C/2014 Q2 struck the Station's septic tank and sent six months' of space shit into the Quadrantids shower. Emergency works to the ta...
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Funny story: David Cameron 'more psychologically floored than Gorgon Brown' say WHO shrinks

David Cameron 'more psychologically floored than Gorgon Brown' say WHO shrinks

Geneva, Switzerland - A panel of eminent doctors at the World Head Organization has issued a damning report about the British PM. Four years of intensive screwtiny have produced a psychological profile of David Cameron that describes him as a shit...
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Funny story: My new pet just arrived UPS, and man is he cool!

My new pet just arrived UPS, and man is he cool!

I just got the best pet in the world. A Goliath Birdeater, a spider that's been shipped from the Amazon Rain Forest to my little abode in New Jersey. My Goliath Birdeater has the dubious honor of being the largest arachnid in the world. It's about...
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Funny story: Nobel Physics Prize Accidentally Awarded To Micro Chips Inventor Dyson McDonald

Nobel Physics Prize Accidentally Awarded To Micro Chips Inventor Dyson McDonald

The Nobel Prize for innovative development in physics has been accidentally awarded to Dyson MacDonald, the inventor of "microwave chips" and not the microchip inventor Werner Jacobi. The invention of the integrated circuit, or microchip goes bac...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawkings: ASS May Be Even More Dangerous Than AI

Stephen Hawkings: ASS May Be Even More Dangerous Than AI

Stephen Hawkings today released a warning that some day Artificial Intelligence could cause the beginning of the end of man kind. But! Artificial Super Stupidity is a very real threat that is right here, right now! "Humans...are stupid," began Ha...
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Funny story: Ancient coins whoard found in field

Ancient coins whoard found in field

Chrissenden, UK - One of the biggest ancient hos in Chrissenden has been discovered by nettle detector enthusiasts in a remote Southern Counties peat bog close to the M25. Remains of the Coin Goddess Vagalia were unearthed by the Weekend Wanderers...
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Funny story: Uteroil from Aborted Fetuses Will Save The Earth - Clean Cheap Energy!

Uteroil from Aborted Fetuses Will Save The Earth - Clean Cheap Energy!

The American Energy Association announced today that a team of physicists from Cal Tech and MIT have discovered how to produce a highly carbon friendly and super powerful replacement for fossil fuels. According to the AEA, US dependence on foreign...
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