Flint Water Discovered to Be the Universal Solvent!

Funny story: Flint Water Discovered to Be the Universal Solvent!
Flint, MI Scientists studying the unsatisfactory effects of the water were shocked to discover that IT WOULD DISSOLVE ANYTHING! Flint water that has been found to have 3 times the acceptable lead content and has led to an outbreak of Legionnaire's...
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Donald Trump to Buy Rights to the Element Barium and Rename it Trumpium

Funny story: Donald Trump to Buy Rights to the Element Barium and Rename it Trumpium
Science Town, USA Scientists were shocked to hear that long-time element Barium was to be renamed Trumpium. "I didn't even know you could buy the rights to an element and rename it!" spoke one prominent scientist. "It's going to be hard to get use...
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Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Funny story: Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"
Over several decades scientist have a built a near consensus on the human causes of climate change only to have the rug pulled from under them by Mother Nature herself. "Yes, it's hotter right now, but that's because I want it to be, not because t...
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Republican Party to Ban Science

Funny story: Republican Party to Ban Science
Science Town, USA Scientists were dismayed when the Republican Party announced their objections to Science and their intentions to ban it. "Actually, I'm amazed it took them so long to try to ban it. They've never liked Science, especially basic S...
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Obama and Putin witness Keshe's invisible spaceship

Funny story: Obama and Putin witness Keshe's invisible spaceship
M.T. Keshe, one of the world's leading scientists, finally presented his long awaited plasma spaceship in Dubai on April 21st in front of an audience of around 500.000 international attendants. Among them was a celebrity VIP group, led by presidents...
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Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.

Funny story: Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.
In a late-breaking announcement, the self-driving car unit of Alphabet, Inc, parent company of Google Laboratories, stated they will outfit all new car models with a robotic hand to "give the finger" to other unmanned vehicles as well as traditional...
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Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"
Wasillly, Alaska One-time Alaskan Governor and failed politician Sarah Palin attempted to explain today the "Science Scam" as she has named it. "Science people have just been making up stuff for years and trying to see if everyone else will go for...
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Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

Funny story: Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel
People of the world were surprised today when they found out that a man had just accomplished time travel. They weren't so surprised when they found out it was Chuck Norris who time travelled. Apparently he choked Father Time, who sent good old C...
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Bill Cosby Explains That Fat Albert is Actually a Separate, Evil Personality

"So the person you want for all these accusations is really Evil Fat Albert," explained Cosby.
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Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...
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Funny story: Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Science Town, USA Donald Trump has announced to the You Go Girl! Women Scientists Convention that the Earth will have to get ready to host aliens coming to Earth to meet him. "I just feel it's only fair to warn everyone on Earth that once I become...
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Funny story: Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather

Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather

Scott Cheltham had never had any interest in hunting in his whole life, so when he started planning for a hunting trip and even bought a rifle, his wife Mary at first thought he was covering for an affair. "We were high school sweethearts," Mary...
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Funny story: Alzheimers sufferers forget to take their medicine

Alzheimers sufferers forget to take their medicine

On a global scale, Alzheimers sufferers are forgetting to take their medication. "Cures based on remembering to take tablets are doomed to failure" said sufferer Arthur, who wishes to remain anonymous because he can't remember his surname. "It doesn'...
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Funny story: Facebook Privacy Update Backfires on users

Facebook Privacy Update Backfires on users

In a world in which most online users are quick to copy and paste any post without verification or research the more tech savy hackers and online "Hacktavists" have once again used the "sheeple" of the internet to spread their message thru malware. T...
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Funny story: Sexbots Replace Human Sex Workers

Sexbots Replace Human Sex Workers

A campaign has been launched by the 'Alliance of Human Escorts and Sex Workers' for a ban on robots designed for sexual pleasure. 'Non-humans have made the hard work of flesh and blood sex workers look far too easy', said Union spokesman Tommy Tal...
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Funny story: 'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

'Scientists' have proudly announced the discovery of some human like fossils, and absolutely true to form have concluded them to be yet another link in the mind boggling chain of so called missing links. The bones were discovered in a cave near Jo...
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Funny story: Post-Mortem Skype Reveals Hellish Secret

Post-Mortem Skype Reveals Hellish Secret

In a new program launched by the Theo-Science Department of Adam Everson University (Normal, IL), researchers were able to create a method of very tangibly speaking to those who have passed away. Done through a method derived of advanced electronic...
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