Scientists Believe Climate Change Is Caused By Mother Earth Reaching Menopause

Funny story: Scientists Believe Climate Change Is Caused By Mother Earth Reaching Menopause
In her younger days, scientists idolized Mother Earth and and called her the Goldilocks Planet because she was young, just right, full of life, and would perform the best magic tricks! Now after doing extensive research, scientists are hating on...
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Trump Reveals That If He Loses Election, He Plans to Transform Into Super-Villain and Wreak Havoc on the U.S.

Funny story: Trump Reveals That If He Loses Election, He Plans to Transform Into Super-Villain and Wreak Havoc on the U.S.
Science City, USA Donald Trump revealed, while visiting a science museum, that while he doesn't believe in a lot of Science things like Global Warming and Evolution and Gravity, he has hired some Science folk to create a super-suit for him. He though...
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Mother Earth Gaias Death Wish confirmed by Science

Funny story: Mother Earth Gaias Death Wish confirmed by Science
Scientists have discovered that Gaia, the mythical name given to the Earth Mother Spirit has a death wish. They said it was inconceivable that a so called intelligent entity would overnight destroy the hard won and small achievements of the Paris...
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Original Bible Discovered

Funny story: Original Bible Discovered
The original Holy Text was discovered this week at a remote Middle Eastern location no one has ever heard of. Using radio carbon dating, researchers were able to determine that the bible was approximately 4,000 years old, eerily close to two times 2...
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Epidemic of Falling leaves point to Climate Change

Funny story: Epidemic of Falling leaves point to Climate Change
Dr. Paul Montgomery of Admiral University's Department of Climatic Intervention has been studying "a strange phenomenon that is occurring this Autumn and if memory serves me correctly, happened last autumn too" he said. Dr. Montgomery went o...
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Einstein Time Travels to Present Day

Funny story: Einstein Time Travels to Present Day
"We were waiting for Professor Emory to come in and lecture on worm holes and spider webs" said Alice Benoit a post grad student at Princeton's applied Astrophysics and Stuff "when appearing out of nowhere an older gentleman with crazy white hair sto...
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No Need for Tenses?

Funny story: No Need for Tenses?
While it is commonly acknowledged by physicists that time is an illusion, people continue to ignore this by using the past tense and the future tense in their speech. One person who acknowledges and promotes this time/space continuum fact is Billy P...
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Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists

Funny story: Trump's election victory proves voters are getting dumber, say scientists
Humanologists from the Dumas Institute, Paris, have analysed US election results going back nearly two hundred years and have reached some staggering conclusions. Voters are now less intelligent than ever before, and are making worse choices for thei...
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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Buford, WY From the campaign trail, Donald Trump lambasted Science as the harbinger of evil to the world. "Global Warming, Illegal E-mail Servers, Illegal Immigration, it's all Science's fault!" said Trump. Afterward, a reporter asked Trump ho...
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Funny story: Psychologists discover Schrödingers probabilistic dual locality cat - was in fact schizophrenic

Psychologists discover Schrödingers probabilistic dual locality cat - was in fact schizophrenic

Scientists deep in the Amazon have discovered Schrödingers Cat was not actually dual locality capable by using quantum coalescence for instantaneous bi-location, but was in fact, just very confused and this was a natural outcome of everyone putting t...
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Funny story: Research Scientists discover PTSD not really accurate - Have renamed it IGSTWFNGRAGARDFVAWIGHS™

Research Scientists discover PTSD not really accurate - Have renamed it IGSTWFNGRAGARDFVAWIGHS™

Scientists working deep undercover in the Amazon, in conjunction with tribal Shamans have discovered that PTSD is not really a thing. They have uncovered a pharmaceutical conspiracy to drug out half a million War Vets with profiteering Zombie-Pills&...
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Funny story: After Kirk sees the effect of Trumpholes™ WMH™ he calls in favour from Luke Skywalker

After Kirk sees the effect of Trumpholes™ WMH™ he calls in favour from Luke Skywalker

As the Trumphole™ and related allies WMH™ attacks makes huge gains, and the battle for survival of earth not going well, Kirk, Spock and Mulder have emerged from theri strategic meeting with grave concerns that they don't have enough fire...
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Funny story: Fox Mulder suspicious Trumploditis™ is an alien - opens an X-file

Fox Mulder suspicious Trumploditis™ is an alien - opens an X-file

After seeing early pictures of Hominid Trumploditis™ Mulder and Scully have had the cadarva sent to them for an identification autopsy. They are now investigating the origins of the grotesque monster said to be over a million years old. As...
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Funny story: Kirk reports back from the frontier of his initial sighting and first battle with the rogue Trumphole™

Kirk reports back from the frontier of his initial sighting and first battle with the rogue Trumphole™

Only days after launch James T. Kirk and the USS Enterprise get their first taste of battle in the initial engagement. Obviously the entire world is waiting with baited breath as Kirk makes his post battle report to World Leaders. Despite Holly...
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Funny story: Trumphole™ hires new WMH™ weapon from CIA - the Woolsey Evidence Fabrication Gun™

Trumphole™ hires new WMH™ weapon from CIA - the Woolsey Evidence Fabrication Gun™

After scouring the universe for the Worst of the Worst and fresh from his successful Iraqi WMD Fabrication, Trumphole™ has hired his new WMH™ Commander. Buoyed by their recent success at inflicting a deadly biological disease into hope...
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Funny story: Real time voice and physiological tracking pass card to become mandatory for employees

Real time voice and physiological tracking pass card to become mandatory for employees

New technology being made mandatory in workplaces is a voice and tracking device hidden in a pass card. But it is OK as the nice honourable man from the surveillance company Ben Waber, chief executive of (De)Humanyze, a Boston-based employee anal...
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