New Chemical element Trumperium discovered

Funny story: New Chemical element Trumperium discovered
A new chemical element has been discovered. Scientists have decided to call it Trumperium given its' eerily similar qualities to the Republican presidential candidate Trump. Its atomic profile looks like this. * Obeys no known laws of the...
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Meet The New Generation Of Smart Sex Toys

Funny story: Meet The New Generation Of Smart Sex Toys
You can now add your sex toys to the Internet of Things: new "smart" sex toys will open up new capabilities for the devices and even social networking options for those who embrace the new technology. Trevor Maxon, inventor of the Boogie Pad Butt...
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International Hackers feel sorry for ordinary Australians - to offer free census data washing service

Funny story: International Hackers feel sorry for ordinary Australians - to offer free census data washing service
After the Census debacle ordinary Australians are unsure as to the security of their personal data, Hacker groups have offered to build a "Data Washing Web Site". Australian networks have been a happy hunting ground for hackers ever since Howard...
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First pictures from Carl Sagans Voyager Probe of Trumpholes

Funny story: First pictures from Carl Sagans Voyager Probe of Trumpholes
The latest images from space based satellites including the ongoing Voyager mission are returning some very strange data at the moment. Scientists already are familiar with super massive Black Holes, however there appears a newer far more malevole...
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Admiral Kirk (ret) to come out of retirement to hunt Trumphole heading towards earth

Funny story: Admiral Kirk (ret) to come out of retirement to hunt Trumphole heading towards earth
In a breaking development on the Trumphole threat to the planet, Admiral Kirk (ret) of the star ship USS Enterprise is to come out of retirement to lead a mission to tackle the Trumphole reported by Scientists to have a deadly earth trajectory. Sh...
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Hacktavists rebroadcasting Kirks battle with the deadly Trumphole are shutdown by Hollywood lawyers

Funny story: Hacktavists rebroadcasting Kirks battle with the deadly Trumphole are shutdown by Hollywood lawyers
As Admiral Kirk (ret) of the Starship USS Enterprise readies for his battle with a rogue Trumphole heading for earth a bigger fight between Hacktavists and Hollywood lawyers has erupted. Hacktavists claim that this is far too important for any pet...
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Kirk visited by World Leaders on the eve of his Life and Death Trumphole™ mission launch

Funny story: Kirk visited by World Leaders on the eve of his Life and Death Trumphole™ mission launch
As Admiral James T. Kirk (frmly ret. but now temp unret.) prepares his ship and film crew for his planetary life and death battle with the rogue Trumphole™ heading towards earth. Many well wishers from around the world are paying their last...
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Kirk reports back from the frontier of his initial sighting and first battle with the rogue Trumphole™

Funny story: Kirk reports back from the frontier of his initial sighting and first battle with the rogue Trumphole™
Only days after launch James T. Kirk and the USS Enterprise get their first taste of battle in the initial engagement. Obviously the entire world is waiting with baited breath as Kirk makes his post battle report to World Leaders. Despite Holly...
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Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"

Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
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Funny story: Trumphole™ agents scour galaxy looking for the "Worst of the Worst" to battle against Kirk

Trumphole™ agents scour galaxy looking for the "Worst of the Worst" to battle against Kirk

In a predicted move after Kirks initial engagement the Trumphole™ mothership had retreated to planet Camoflagium for a refit and to top up on smoke and mirrors which were running low. They have located 2 death stars looking for more galactic...
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Funny story: 69% of all Americans Approve of Oral Sex

69% of all Americans Approve of Oral Sex

A clinical research study at the Upjohn Downjill University Think Tank has concluded a favorable opinion of oral sex. A diverse collection of information was gathered stating that when asked about sexual gratification and where the subjects found...
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Funny story: The Trumphole™ plays the feigned diplomacy card and seeks meeting with Kirk.

The Trumphole™ plays the feigned diplomacy card and seeks meeting with Kirk.

In a surprise move the Trumphole™ has sent Trumphette™ diplomats to the Enterprise to engage in a diplomatic exchange. Though initially nervous Kirk and Spock following Galactic diplomatic protocol were not in a position to deny the me...
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Funny story: The graphics are better than your eyes!

The graphics are better than your eyes!

The release of the OceanX virtual reality goggles caused a stir in the gaming industry today when it was revealed that its visual display had better graphics than the human eye can process. Described as the "Holy Grail" of virtual reality, the Oce...
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Funny story: God's real, and he's a man

God's real, and he's a man

The world's favourite atheist Richard Dawkins today announced that he had inadvertently proved the existence of a higher power with a penis. He was seen to be sitting in an Oxford pub before he threw his drink to ground, leapt to his feet and ran out...
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Funny story: Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

People of the world were surprised today when they found out that a man had just accomplished time travel. They weren't so surprised when they found out it was Chuck Norris who time travelled. Apparently he choked Father Time, who sent good old C...
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Funny story: Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Over several decades scientist have a built a near consensus on the human causes of climate change only to have the rug pulled from under them by Mother Nature herself. "Yes, it's hotter right now, but that's because I want it to be, not because t...
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Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...
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