"If you can't smell these pungent odors you're demented," claim US scientists!

Funny story: "If you can't smell these pungent odors you're demented," claim US scientists!
US scientists have come up with a fascinating study confirming people who are demented cannot smell 5 common odors that surround us on a daily basis. This study obviously helps people and their families to define if mum or dad is going AWOL so, Ja...
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Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Funny story: Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country
Science Town, USA Although Trump seems to be an enemy of science, denying global warming, etc., social scientists tracking the mood of the country announced that Trump is good for the country, although he seems to be making lots of wrong moves, resul...
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A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

Funny story: A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused
President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...
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After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

Funny story: After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test
After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition. Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...
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Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

Funny story: Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers
A group of scientist at Boozeyman Pharmaceuticals have developed a pill which cures hangovers. The pill, named Soberhop, is to be taken after one's last drink and takes no more than 2 minutes to completely sober up the recipient, regardless of how m...
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Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Funny story: Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather
Mar-A-Lago, Florida Trump's son-in-law and chief competition for the affection of his daughter Ivanka, Jared Kushner, has been assigned the task of finding out how to control the weather. This is added to Jared's other tasks including Middle Ea...
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Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump

Funny story: Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump
Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump, in another obvious effort to take the American public's minds off the Russian investigation, lashed out at Science today, saying that it is taught too much in schools. When asked to elaborate, Trump tweeted: "Everybody knows...
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Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Funny story: Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary
Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal." While...
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Trump Reveals That Putin Said He Didn't Fix Presidential Election, Cross His Heart and Hope to Die

"I'm sure he's serious because Mr. Putin also said, "Stick a needle in my eye," said Trump.
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Funny story: 'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

Huge, over-populated global cities smothered in pollution are causing the growth of a strange, underground creature; Super Rats (No not Supermen)! Rats fed on our crap are beginning to grow to enormous sizes, have huge teeth and tails, and are fri...
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Funny story: After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After the infamous MENSA Tillerson Trump.com™ IQ Challenge the test results have been published. Despite assurances from Tillerson that Trump.com™ was a moron it now turns out that Trump.com™ did not score enough points to reach...
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Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...
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Funny story: Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

To some, he is an eccentric billionaire inventor who dreams of colonising Mars, cartoon-style transport systems, and other futuristic enterprises. To others, he is simply an arsehole. Elon Musk has said previously that he would like to send a huma...
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Funny story: Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Scientists in the UK are doing tests that can prove men using condoms actually handled them by finding their fingerprints, even after use (unless she puts it on)! This knowledge will be invaluable for tracking down rapists or flashers, who never u...
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Funny story: Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

UK scientists, after studying the behavior of kids witnessing their parents boozing have come to the conclusion; it is bad for them! This 'rocket science' discovery will rock the medical fraternity and hopefully teach binge drinking parents, who d...
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Funny story: "Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

"Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

A theory often quoted by "numero uno" Spoofer, Jaggedone, and top global Nutter, has been confirmed by Brit scientists in a survey confirming that people who work are totally and utterly insane! "The world is bonkers," claimed Jaggedone many years...
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Funny story: Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

It's a well known fact that female praying mantis and several spider species gobble up their male partners after copulation! However, scientists have now discovered a species of Japanese transgender fish that fight underwater fishy wars because they...
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