It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

Funny story: It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!
After spending billions and billions on conquering space and bringing back a few stones, bits of dust and confirming the fact that no other living things exist in our solar system, scientists have decided to send spectacular images back from Pluto (I...
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Engineers unveil free speech box technology

Funny story: Engineers unveil free speech box technology
A group of engineers who worked in a group codenamed "Operation Echo Chamber" have unveiled their new creation-a "free speech box" which would allow activists to exercise their rights to free speech without interfering with the interests of other...
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Major Scientific Discovery!

Funny story: Major Scientific Discovery!
While wasting time aimlessly searching the night sky through the telescopic lens of his new Fisher-Price toy assault rifle, a 9 year-old boy accidentally discovered the most important astronomical event ever witnessed in the history of Earth, when he...
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Unusual Object Spotted Orbiting Pluto

Funny story: Unusual Object Spotted Orbiting Pluto
Imaging obtained of Pluto and its moons has caused fierce controversy at NASA over the last two weeks. One image taken by the Long Range Reconnaissance Imager (LORRI) shows what appears to be a fuzzy blob with distinctive brightness variations. While...
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Liberty University Patents New Psychiatric Medication

Funny story: Liberty University Patents New Psychiatric Medication
The faculty of neuroscience at Liberty University has just received a patent for a new psychiatric medication called "Inspiron", which promises to enhance the spirituality of mental patients. Research chair Samuel Isaiah explained to reporters tha...
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Man in the moon?!

Funny story: Man in the moon?!
A photo taken from Google Moon claims to have captured the fossilized face of an ancient man, alien - or even that of an ancient statue. But NASA says that is probably not the case. Facebook user, Johnathon Mathin posted a photo of the find mad...
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Alzheimers sufferers forget to take their medicine

Funny story: Alzheimers sufferers forget to take their medicine
On a global scale, Alzheimers sufferers are forgetting to take their medication. "Cures based on remembering to take tablets are doomed to failure" said sufferer Arthur, who wishes to remain anonymous because he can't remember his surname. "It doesn'...
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Hubble Telescope Finds Kim Kardashian shaped meteorite

Funny story: Hubble Telescope Finds Kim Kardashian shaped meteorite
The Hubble Telescope has identified a shiny, curvaceous new meteorite circling our solar system. Named KK-36-26-42 by NASA, the discovery has scientists excited, if not a little over-excited. Spokesman Elmo Seaman explained. "This is a very unusu...
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Donald Trump fails to sign pledge not to run for King in 2016

Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced Today that he has not signed a pledge not to run for King.
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Funny story: God admits that dinosaur bones are just a "geological hoax" He pulled on humanity

God admits that dinosaur bones are just a "geological hoax" He pulled on humanity

In a stunning announcement, God, the creator of all things, admitted that dinosaur bones are really just "gag props" that he created in the soil for us to find. "Sorry if I just spoiled your childhood" God said with a chuckle. Asked why he...
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Funny story: US solar powered HALO missile now entering month two round Earth and out of control

US solar powered HALO missile now entering month two round Earth and out of control

Trials of the US military solar HALO missile have surpassed expectations but left puzzling questions for defence chiefs. The missile which was launched last month is still air borne and despite many attempts to bring the flight to and end, arms manuf...
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Funny story: Endangered species no longer endangered

Endangered species no longer endangered

It has been "leaked" from Dr. Phineas Provolone, Chair of the Ornithology Section of the Smithsonian, and will appear in tomorrow's "Bird and Cuckoo Digest," that an endangered bird specie is no longer endangered. The leaked information is in the...
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Funny story: Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

The little green creatures have made up their minds that they aren't going to sit silently through another Earth Day while their own planet remains unrecognized. No siree! Yesterday a bunch of Martians held a protest on the steps of the main bran...
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Funny story: Philae Comet Lander transmits pics of International Space Station astronauts taking a slash

Philae Comet Lander transmits pics of International Space Station astronauts taking a slash

Space - A long range camera fixed to the Rosetta craft's Philae Lander has snapped Buzz Aldrin on board the ISS taking a surreptitious dump. NASA's famous spaceman and his pal Neil Armstrong were captured peeing out of the ISS saloon bar porthole...
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Funny story: Veggies linked to poorer semen quality says glowing tampon manufacturer

Veggies linked to poorer semen quality says glowing tampon manufacturer

California - Vegetarians and other non-flesh eaters are most likely to be shooting blanks these days according to a sanitary protection specialist pimping glow-in-the-dark tampons. The manufacturers of RadiantPlugs periodwear said today that thou...
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Funny story: Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza

Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza

The cyber watchdog group Anonymous just issued a statement claiming responsibility for the latest internet attack that has journalists, bloggers, texting addicts and people searching for cat videos all over the world shaking their fists in frustratio...
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Funny story: Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...
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