Funny story: Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Everyone knows Alec Baldwin, surely? And you might think that he is the only Baldwin, or maybe he has one brother, probably Stephen. You'd only know that because you saw him on late night tv or in that one good movie where he played an escape c...
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Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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David Cameron 'more psychologically floored than Gorgon Brown' say WHO shrinks

Geneva, Switzerland - A panel of eminent doctors at the World Head Organization has issued a damning report about the British PM. Four years of intensive screwtiny have produced a psychological profile of David Cameron that describes him as a shit...
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Funny story: Earth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists

Earth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists

Science Town, USA Scientists were astonished when they revealed to the press their most recent scientific discovery. "Earth is actually an artificial satellite created by an alien culture and was used as a movie set in a D-movie eons ago" spoke th...
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Funny story: Phobias now Curable. Guaranteed!

Phobias now Curable. Guaranteed!

Medical scientists in America have taken a keen interest in the discovery by Dr. Bedafford of the Brighton and Sussex Medical School who successfully cured a patient of Arachnophobia accidentally when he had the man's damaged left amygdala removed.
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Smoking Not Bad For You Says Research

New research is suggesting that smoking is not dangerous, does not cause strokes, heart disease or lung cancer and, in some cases, may improve quality of life and increase lifespan. The study and research, carried out by a conglomeration of scient...
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Scientists: Anus Will Replace Fingerprint for Security Checks

Scientists are now predicting that the anus will soon replace fingerprints for security, such as gaining entry to a building, or to computers and other sensitive or high clearance materials or locations. The anus it seems is even more complex and ind...
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Funny story: For First Time, Hard Drive Crashes Surpasses Car Crashes in Washington DC

For First Time, Hard Drive Crashes Surpasses Car Crashes in Washington DC

Washington D.C. - An epidemic of hard drive crashes is sweeping this city and, for the first time in history, the number has exceeded the total number of car crashes that have occurred within the city limits since 2011. It is truly uncanny how man...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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Funny story: Pediatricians Urge Parents to Read Aloud to Kids, Starting at Birth

Pediatricians Urge Parents to Read Aloud to Kids, Starting at Birth

"Yippee!" said one bookseller when she heard the news. She continued,"This is our big chance to dump our inventory of kids' books." Giving a thumbs-up sign to an assistant, she said, "Get all the junk onto the selling floor and prepare to sell, sel...
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Funny story: MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

Siberia, Russia - An ancient Siberian mummy has tested positive for a cute cannabis deficiency. MRI scans reveal it 'dislocated her joints' and blew her skull wide open high up in the Altai Mountains circa BC500. The remains were discovered p...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawkings: ASS May Be Even More Dangerous Than AI

Stephen Hawkings: ASS May Be Even More Dangerous Than AI

Stephen Hawkings today released a warning that some day Artificial Intelligence could cause the beginning of the end of man kind. But! Artificial Super Stupidity is a very real threat that is right here, right now! "Humans...are stupid," began Ha...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method

Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology, in an interview about some of the scientific principles of Scamatology, The ecclesiastical head of the church, Little Davy Makemerich, outlined the new scientific methods that Scamatology has created an...
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Funny story: I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Clearwater, FL-In newly discovered documents, Scamatology founder Elron Hubtard was found to have confessed to inventing science and then disguising all his contributions by going back in time and making it look like his discoveries were the work of...
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Funny story: Philae Comet Lander Was Sponsored By Extreme Tumble Drying Organization

Philae Comet Lander Was Sponsored By Extreme Tumble Drying Organization

After the "Extreme Sports Tumble Drying Club" admitted its clandestine sponsorship of the Rosetta "on comet" space clothes drying mission, the mission ground to a halt yesterday. The Rosetta spacecraft's landing module, Philae, a $2m black bodywork...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

Clearwater, FL The Church of Scamatology announced today that they had solid scientific proof that the first life on Earth were clams. Most scientists, and consequently science books, have apparently missed this major fact. The Scamatologist's sci...
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Funny story: For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

Arlington, TX-A group of local divorce lawyers have teamed up with Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, to offer a newfangled way of delivering divorce notices to spouses. They will put them on the over 3,000 Sony® LCD displays around th...
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