Funny story: X-Factor - Rachel Evades The Sing-Off, Danyl Steps In

X-Factor - Rachel Evades The Sing-Off, Danyl Steps In

To everyone's surprise, Rachel Adedeji avoided yet another sing-off in this year's X-Factor due mainly to a change in hairstyle and a rollicking version of Tuna Turner's 'Proud Mary' And then, Simon Cowell's protege, Danyl of the Johnsons, who cle...
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Funny story: Stephen Fry to sell Crisp'n'Dry

Stephen Fry to sell Crisp'n'Dry

TV GIANT Stephen Fry has been announced as the new face of Crisp'n'Dry. Fry, 59, described the venture as a 'bit of fun' and claimed to have been a lifelong admirer. He remarked: "I'm a massive fan of Mr Potato and one of the nicest ways to eat...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Is Louis Losing It?

X-Factor - Is Louis Losing It?

Showbiz insiders have been expressing concerns over the general well being of X-Factor judge and mentor Louis Walsh, whose emotional stability (to lift a line from an old Marvin Gaye song) appears to be leaving him. It has been well documented tha...
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Funny story: United Humiliated By Liverpool...Again...

United Humiliated By Liverpool...Again...

LIVERPOOL 2 MANCHESTER UNITED 0 - Rafa Benitez can sleep easily in his bed tonight as Scouse football fans forgot all about their woes and celebrated yet another win against detested North-West rivals Manchester United, with goals from Torres and som...
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Funny story: Pedestrians panic as man slips on banana skin.

Pedestrians panic as man slips on banana skin.

Britain's pedestrians were said to be 'afraid to leave their homes' today as reports emerged of a Lancashire man slipping on a discarded banana skin and falling comically to the ground. Alan Simpkin was enjoying a breezy autumnal stroll with his d...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are tired of society and its bias against their relationship. They want to start a family together and have decided to move to a Tibetan Shangri-La to do it. Lohan says that she and Ronson will be adopti...
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Funny story: "Dear Brucie..." This week: 'How to do sex'

"Dear Brucie..." This week: 'How to do sex'

"Dear Brucie..." He is one of our national treasures and a showbiz legend. And despite being one of our busiest veterans, Bruce Forsythe gives his views on life and its dilemmas. Hello my loves and welcome to another edition of 'Dear Brucie...' First of all though, what a week it's been. I've been here, there and everywhere. Who says I'm doddery? But back to business. My postbag, unlik...
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Funny story: Pats Win at Wembley; Skoob Loses at Home by Failing to Gain Brady Interview for the Mrs.!

Pats Win at Wembley; Skoob Loses at Home by Failing to Gain Brady Interview for the Mrs.!

British soccer fans were treated to a good ole ass whippin today as the New England Patriots flogged the winless Tampa Bay Bucs 28-7, and introduced footy fans to the refreshing 'boy wonder', Marvelous Tom Brady. The lop sided game was kept intere...
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Funny story: Officials Rule Karzai Off Fashion Runway

Officials Rule Karzai Off Fashion Runway

As though the voter recount in Afghanistan isn't humiliating enough, the impeding runoff between President Karzai and Abdullah Abdullah might actually bounce Karzai from office, as well as the fashion runway. Bad news for this fashion icon. Alway...
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Funny story: US declares common cold 'emergency'

US declares common cold 'emergency'

US President Barack Obama has declared the common cold a national emergency. The President signed the Taking Ourselves 2 Seriously proclamation at a jousting tournament in Washington DC last Friday, wearing a crown and surrounded by knights and serva...
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Funny story: Scottish Anger On Benefit Cuts

Scottish Anger On Benefit Cuts

Thousands of Scottish job seekers, income support claimers and incapacity claimants have rallied to fight the proposed cut in Scottish benefits by the English Lords. In a statement from the Scottish Social Cost Analysis Board (SSCAB), Jinty McMony...
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Funny story: Tips for staying healthy

Tips for staying healthy

Now that cold and flu season is here, here's some tips, courtesy of TheSpoof.com, for staying healthy. 1. People who exercise regularly usually stay healthier. Try to marry someone like this so they can go to work when you can't. 2. There is a large increase in flu cases after Christmas. Convert to Judaism. 3. If you get sick, try to stay indoors for a few days and drink lots o...
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Funny story: Europe want to give Queen her execution rights back

Europe want to give Queen her execution rights back

The European Parliament has decided that the British tradition of execution should be reinstated for Christmas. The Queen will get the pleasure of drawing up a list of all the people who have insulted her over the years, then a panel of judges will d...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin Catches Hell For Saying That Black People Walk Like Basketball Players

Nick Griffin Catches Hell For Saying That Black People Walk Like Basketball Players

LONDON - British National Party Chairman Nick Griffin is catching all kinds of flack for his distressingly disparaging and disingenuously derogatory remarks about people of color (i.e. black) walking like basketball players. The 50-year-old somewh...
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Funny story: Kanye West Signs The Three Colorado Balloon Boys To A Rap Music Recording Contract

Kanye West Signs The Three Colorado Balloon Boys To A Rap Music Recording Contract

DENVER - Hip-hop rapper Kanye West has just revealed to the music media that he has signed the three Heehaw boys, also known as The Colorado Balloon Boys to a $2 million rap music recording contract. West said that he recently saw a U Tube video t...
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Funny story: Calico Cat Charged With Brutal Serial Murders

Calico Cat Charged With Brutal Serial Murders

Philadelphia PA - A local cat has been nabbed and charged with the serial murder of at least 20 victims. Ginger The Cat, aged 10, was arrested after a year-long investigation between the FBI and Philadelphia police. She is believed to be the first...
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Funny story: Man posing as Dante crashes wedding party

Man posing as Dante crashes wedding party

The 'Devil May Cry' series have been highly successful, and whenever top Capcom games are mentioned, 'Devil May Cry' is always in the fray. But no one thought they'll be this popular! Sporting as Dante, the main protagonist from the first to the t...
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Funny story: Scottish Crays Leading The Way

Scottish Crays Leading The Way

The eyes of the indigenous Scottish Crayfish is inspiring the next generation of computer graphic games, DVD and CD players according to a new study been researched at the University of The Highlands and Islands, based in Fort William. The rare Sc...
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Funny story: Supreme Court adjusts to "Special Judge"

Supreme Court adjusts to "Special Judge"

Washington, D.C. - The Supreme Court is adjusting to their latest appointee, a very special lady who is busy showing that she is, by all accounts, a "trier". She was recently appointed as part of a special federal program where the Supreme Court can...
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Funny story: "Star Trek" costs humanity a few thousand years.

"Star Trek" costs humanity a few thousand years.

Proxima Centauri, Milky Way Galaxy - Sentient beings who discovered faster than light travel around the time Carthage was getting destroyed were investigating some phenomena in the region of Proxima Centauri, approximately four light years from us.
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Funny story: Ranulph Fiennes wins coveted Tibetan award

Ranulph Fiennes wins coveted Tibetan award

Many ordinary people across the United Kingdom consider Sir Ranulph Fiennes a bit of a hero, others a bit of a lunatic. He is the quintessential eccentric Brit: the guy who got frostbite, then cut his toe off because it was annoying him. The guy who had a skin graft on his foot, and when it came off in a very hot bath, left the discarded graft on the side for his wife to find. (We love people lik...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Appears On The Jerry Springer Show

Sarah Palin Appears On The Jerry Springer Show

STAMFORD, Connecticut - Ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin finally agreed to appear on The Jerry Springer Show but only on the condition that she be allowed to wear a football helmet. Palin's book Glowing Rouge has just jumped up to #96 on The New...
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Funny story: Heather Mills To Perform On Dancing On Ice

Heather Mills To Perform On Dancing On Ice

LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills has just announced that she will be performing on the upcoming edition of Dancing On Ice. Ms. Mills, was married to McCartney for six years and, received a divorce settlement of 24.3 million poun...
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Funny story: Windows 7 hailed as an instant success

Windows 7 hailed as an instant success

The arrival of the eagerly awaited Windows 7 has been hailed as an instant success. With people queuing not only around the block but also around the clock in expectation of the new release, company chief executives and directors at resellers were...
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Funny story: Hate Crimes Should Be Designated National Treasure...Republcan Congressman states

Hate Crimes Should Be Designated National Treasure...Republcan Congressman states

Congressman John Boehner of Ohio stated today on the House floor that there was no need to include sexual orientation in the Hate Crimes bill. "Our country has a long and proud history of hate crimes" Boehner said. Joined by other members of the lea...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin & BNP to Headline Music Festival

Nick Griffin & BNP to Headline Music Festival

In a move which is certain to cause outrage amongst many festival regulars, it was announced today that the BNP are to headline the Glastonbury music festival in 2010. In a line up which includes The Artic Monkeys, Blur and the Charlatans, the BNP...
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Funny story: Defying odds, magician escapes local prison

Defying odds, magician escapes local prison

Yesterday, a Detroit man broke free from the city jail. The sheriff's deputy had handcuffed the man, placed him in a glass encased tank full of water and securely locked all the doors, gates, bars, and buckles that make up the Detroit facility.
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Funny story: Royal "thickhead" Prince Andrew changes career, stops "BONKING" and starts "THINKING" !!!

Royal "thickhead" Prince Andrew changes career, stops "BONKING" and starts "THINKING" !!!

Spoilt brat, well known "high society screwer" and ex-husband of right royal "screwer" Fergie, has decided to opt for a new career as, THINKER! This surprising re-THINK has opened up plenty of opportunities for the Duke of York to divulge to the public his thoughts on several touchy subjects like for example bankers bonuses, etc! Andy THINKS they're OK, well he is a "bonking moron" and the b...
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Funny story: Nick the Dickhead once denied the holocaust, now he's really crossed his wireless wires!

Nick the Dickhead once denied the holocaust, now he's really crossed his wireless wires!

BNP leader, Nick Griffin, our loveable, cuddly BNP leader once denied the holocaust, he's an idiot, so what! Anybody who denies the holocaust is a complete idiot! Anybody who is allowed to appear on the BBC with such arguments, is also a complete idiot! Anybody who stands up for the right to express his or her views about the demographic development of the UK, homosexual relationships, im...
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Funny story: Freak Accident on I-95

Freak Accident on I-95

There was an unusual motor vehicle collision on the south-bound lanes of Interstate Highway 95 just outside Savannah, Georgia. Georgia State Police report that a vehicle driven by a dwarf collided with a pick-up truck carrying a pair of Siamese T...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni in KFC!

Carla Bruni in KFC!

France's First Lady Carla Bruni raised eyebrows when she was seen buying a KFC Bargain Bucket on the outskirts of Paris. Sweeping up to the eaterie in a cavalcade of cars, Bruni stunned on-lookers by heading for the popular restaurant. Staff cl...
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Funny story: UK Bank in blatant 'Trick or Treat' thievery

UK Bank in blatant 'Trick or Treat' thievery

One of the country's high street banks is getting into the festive swing with a special Halloween promotion. Royal and Midland Bank of NatLand will celebrate the recently adopted Transatlantic tradition of blackmail and extortion, better known as...
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Funny story: English councils restrict Christmas festivities to avoid offending Amish community of seven

English councils restrict Christmas festivities to avoid offending Amish community of seven

It is with a false patina of regret that many County Councils in the Northwest of the UK have decided, in their extremely finite wisdom, to forbid all commercial Christmas festivities this year, and for the foreseeable future. Not to save offendin...
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Funny story: Lockerbie cops probe WPC Yvonne Fletcher killers' alibis

Lockerbie cops probe WPC Yvonne Fletcher killers' alibis

Lockerbie - (Big Bang Theory): Scottish police have reopened investigations into Lockerbie bomber Abdelbasset Ali Al-Megrahi's accomplices, previously dubbed as 'imaginary' by Scottish Crown Persecution Service sources. A Mossad supergrass's tipof...
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Funny story: It's Official: UN World Health Organization Declares Obama a Pandemic!

It's Official: UN World Health Organization Declares Obama a Pandemic!

The World Health Organization today issued a Global Warning officially naming Barack Hussein Obama a PANDEMIC! The unprecedented action from an agency more intent on equalizing wealth amongst the world's population, was forced into the proclamati...
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Funny story: Jordan not related to Jordan

Jordan not related to Jordan

Ex-formula one racing boss Eddie Jordan has today denied that he is the father of the model with whom he shares a name. Mr Jordan issued a statement via his PR company, Sharp and Mendacious Associates, at noon today saying: "I have been forced to...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Involved In Motorcycle Accident

Brad Pitt Involved In Motorcycle Accident

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actor Brad Pitt was involved in a motorcycle accident while on his way to pick up some milk, eggs, and a loaf of bread from the grocery store. Pitt who was riding alone on his brand new $56,000 imported Croatian chopper was tryin...
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Funny story: Louisiana Justice of the Peace Approves of Interspecies Marriages

Louisiana Justice of the Peace Approves of Interspecies Marriages

Louisiana Justice of the Peace stands by his objection to interracial marriages but has no objection to interspecies marriages. Last week reporters traveled deep into the back woods of Louisiana's, Tangipahoa Parish, 8th Ward, to the mobile home...
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Funny story: White house sends the Marines into Fox studio during live news cast

White house sends the Marines into Fox studio during live news cast

NEW YORK, NY - According to the chief of security for the 13th floor of the Fox studio building, the Obama administration sent in the Marines to halt a Fox broadcast critical of the Czars. The Marines quickly brought order to the surprised studio, a...
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Funny story: The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Six)

The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Six)

The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter Six The Rabbi Comes to Town Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 Bordello Falls continues to "grow like Topsy!" There must be at least 1,500 residents, counting the permanent residents, cows, sheep, cow hands, transient miners, roadrunners and banditos. There are new Protestant denomina...
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Funny story: Jo "The Bush Kangaroo" Wood Gets The Boot on Strictly Come Dancing

Jo "The Bush Kangaroo" Wood Gets The Boot on Strictly Come Dancing

LONDON - Jo Wood, the wife of Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood has been eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing. The 54-year-old blonde and her partner Brendan Cole danced a samba song entitled, The More Cowbell Samba Interlude in F Minor. The song...
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