Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Funny story: Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record
Washington, DC Donald Trump, newly sworn in President of the U.S., had the shortest inaugural ball season on record. "Trump's balls totally bucked the trend. For the last few decades, the ball season has been getting longer and longer. Obama's las...
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Ozzy Osbourne admits he's not a Prince of Darkness after all!

Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne admits he's not a Prince of Darkness after all!
Black Sabbath have said goodbye to their global fans for the final time in Birmingham, UK, where they originated from. During the performance Ozzy Osbourne admitted to his geriatric following; "I man not the fucking Prince of Darkness, just a born...
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Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Funny story: Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star
Men, women, and even children as young as five are having the suddenly popular Drakoplasty surgery. This reporter first heard of the procedure when a family member was lamenting her lack of $30,000 so she could have the surgery. Drake, the mult...
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Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!
North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...
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Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios

Funny story: Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios
New York, NY Many varied sources have reported that they have received info from White House insiders that the whole American Defense Department is now concentrated on preventing Alec Baldwin from making it to the Saturday Night Live studios to do an...
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SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

Funny story: SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned
Celebrities are clambering at the doors to become members of the Donald Trump chorus line for the next Saturday Night Live program. With Alec Baldwin's success as Donald Trump, followed by Leslie Jones' impersonation, the chorus line was born. And...
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All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company

Funny story: All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company
Apparently Donald Trump hates the movie The Dead Zone. He hates it so much that he quietly bought up all the copies through one his shell companies, Trump International Talent. Whatever physical copies of The Dead Zone that have not been destroyed...
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David Cassidy forgot he is demented!

Funny story: David Cassidy forgot he is demented!
Seventies heart throb, regular pretty boy and quite awful singer, David Cassidy, has admitted he forgot everything he ever sung whilst performing his pop "classics" recently live in California! Sad figure, David, even admitted to his many ageing f...
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Randy Quaid's act unconvincing

Has-been actor Randy Quaid was arrested at the border when, according to Mounties, he tried to impersonate a Canuck in order to illegally enter Canada. (The U. S. doesn't want him, either.)
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Funny story: Pink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20

Pink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20

Bosses at Columbia Records have said that Pink Floyd, the pioneering British rock band, are to have their seminal 1979 studio album 'The Wall' re-released in Mexico. The album, the group's eleventh, has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide,...
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Funny story: "My friend Cayla" dolls are reincarnated "Chucky's!"

"My friend Cayla" dolls are reincarnated "Chucky's!"

Parents in Germany have been told to destroy their daughter's "My Friend Cayla" dolls and they must use silver bullets through the heart otherwise the dolls could come back and haunt them "Chucky" style! It seems as though the makers of the dolls...
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Funny story: Eurovision Song Contest banned for health reasons!

Eurovision Song Contest banned for health reasons!

The annual dodo show that sweeps the feet of millions in Europe away has been banned (There is a God after all)! The organisers, EBU, have admitted the terrible music, groups, singers and transvestites participating are a health hazard to those milli...
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Funny story: Russian billionaire forced in a rowing boat after his super yacht is impounded in Gibralter!

Russian billionaire forced in a rowing boat after his super yacht is impounded in Gibralter!

Russian Billionaire, Andrey Melnichenko, hit the Rock of Gibralter last week in his super-yacht, and British customs patrolling the rock decided to impound the thing and offered Mr. Melnichenko a ride in a local rowing boat! After hearing that the...
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Funny story: Who was Zsa Zsa Gabor?

Who was Zsa Zsa Gabor?

The sad news that another world renowned diva has passed over to the illustrious home of stars in heaven hit the headlines today, Zsa Zsa Gabor gently slid away. After losing Prince, Bowie, Thomas the Tank Engine, Lemmy (was he a diva?) and other...
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Funny story: Trump Will Start New Reality Show Based on Hiring and Firing Cabinet Members

Trump Will Start New Reality Show Based on Hiring and Firing Cabinet Members

Hollywood, CA President-elect Donald Trump announced today that he will have a new reality show starting in January. "I will be the only sitting President of the United States to ever have a major television show while serving as President. My sho...
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Funny story: Body Art and Coathangers Through the Knee

Body Art and Coathangers Through the Knee

I can remember when Body Art was peculiar to muggers and people that wear string vests and smell of diesel. Tattoos have been with us since before Scottish people could play bagpipes. This took ages to learn and that's why most of them went South bec...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...
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