SICKmatch.com Eases Stigma of Dating With Rare Diseases

Funny story: SICKmatch.com Eases Stigma of Dating With Rare Diseases
Gioni Malocutia suffers from Tourette's syndrome, an illness often skewered by comedians, but one that makes it difficult if not impossible to find a mate or even an occasional date in real life. After having zero success on traditional dating sit...
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Bill Cosby Trial Changed Furniture Around During Proceedings

Funny story: Bill Cosby Trial Changed Furniture Around During Proceedings
Pittsburgh, PA Courtroom clerics and bailiffs admit they would move the furniture around every day during the Cosby trial. "We wanted to test and see if he was really blind. And it seems like he found his seat every day without any problems!" spo...
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Dead to rights - Busted, disgusted and not to be trusted!

Funny story: Dead to rights - Busted, disgusted and not to be trusted!
Among other things, I write detective mystery novels and crime thrillers so I watch a lot of true-crime series. Usually, it's a late-night thing for me and this is how I relax and unwind. After watching one or two of the likes of "Wives with Knives",...
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Man's Right Hand Has 2.5 Million Followers on Twitter

Funny story: Man's Right Hand Has 2.5 Million Followers on Twitter
Uzia Remsen had dangerous Gibsonopathy* surgery to separate the hemispheres of his brain in an attempt to cure the hundreds of seizures a day that plagued him. Though Remsen no longer suffers from seizures, his right hand has literally taken on a...
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Monument Charged in Animal Misconduct Case: Said to be the first of its kind, more likely to follow

Funny story: Monument Charged in Animal Misconduct Case: Said to be the first of its kind, more likely to follow
Yet another American icon has tarnished his noble and commercially successful reputation-hurting the local tourist trade by anywhere from 12 to 39%, judging by newly purchased analytics used by the Uff-da Middle School Community Economics club, heade...
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Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Funny story: Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?
Hollywood's newest power couple has announced that they are expecting a baby: According to friends of the engaged couple, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been house shopping in anticipation of starting a family. What's not clear however is if t...
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Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom

Funny story: Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom
Media-Stats Inc. a data collection hub based in Burbank, CA. has revealed that the 1980's sitcom "Benson" is the least remembered show ever to air on television. David Weintraub an executive for Media-Stats said; "To say Benson is least remembere...
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"Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond

Funny story: "Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond
"The name's Bond--Jamirah Bond." You've read that right, the next 007 to hit the big screens in Gold Pooter is a female. Adding to the shock of the new female Bond is the fact that American actor Halle Barry will play the lead role. Bond fan...
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Trump Sends Secret Service to Walter Reed Hospital to Find the Gang of Green

"I just saw somewhere that someone there died because of gang of green. We're on it!" said Trump.
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Funny story: Staten Island's New Kids Show Korean War Veterans Parkway Responds to Criticism; Adds More Diverse Characters To The Cast

Staten Island's New Kids Show Korean War Veterans Parkway Responds to Criticism; Adds More Diverse Characters To The Cast

PLEASANT PLAINS - Staten Island's favorite Muppets are coming back for a fourteenth season this September, and they're bringing some new faces to their cast. In recent years, Korean War Veterans Parkway, the Sesame Street edition broadcast in Sta...
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Funny story: Jacko and I try to give Bill Cosby a hand at coming up with some stand-up material

Jacko and I try to give Bill Cosby a hand at coming up with some stand-up material

Bill Cosby showed up at my humble abode the other day and asked me if I'd help him put together a stand-up routine. He said no TV stations were calling him for a new sit-com about being the perfect father. And he bemoaned the fact that no companies w...
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Funny story: Melissa McCarthy Blames Sean Spicer for Loss of "Sweet Gig"

Melissa McCarthy Blames Sean Spicer for Loss of "Sweet Gig"

Los Angeles, CA Melissa McCarthy's press agent released a statement today blaming Sean Spicer for the loss of her job. "If that twerp had given me just a little advance notice before he quit, I might have been able to arrange a new gig. But this o...
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Funny story: The Reason Snoop Dogg wears Indian headdresses is because he is a closet homosexual

The Reason Snoop Dogg wears Indian headdresses is because he is a closet homosexual

I joined Snoop Dogg's vast enterouge of drug dealing thugs; whores of all shapes, sizes, races, and peculiarities; along with some actual American Indian chiefs at his powwow in the Bronx Monday afternoon. Snoop Dogg's admission fee for the powwow wa...
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Funny story: Gay Characters Might Exist in the MCU, Says Gunn

Gay Characters Might Exist in the MCU, Says Gunn

Comic Book News- Over the last few years, some adult comic book fans have argued for diversity within the Marvel Macrocosm. Prior to the 2017 announcement that the company would be making "Mysterious Panther" and "El Cap-e-tan Marvel Guy," the stu...
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Funny story: Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!

Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!

Now there is no need to tell anybody with an ounce of sense between their ears that Brit Tabloids are full of utter CRAP! However, one particular RAG has taken taking the piss out of it's highly intellectual, intelligent readership, to a new level...
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Funny story: Non wankers website is proving very handy for Tossers!

Non wankers website is proving very handy for Tossers!

A website especially designed for men, not women, to avoid masturbating, is gathering in popularity as it offers males inclined to enter the world of 'tossers' a hands-on method of reducing the temptation! It's called, NOFAP, which nobody on the p...
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Funny story: Last Man Standing Cancelled Due to Cast Fight

Last Man Standing Cancelled Due to Cast Fight

Tim Allen stars in ABC'S Last Man Standing, a sitcom that has suddenly been cancelled despite consistently high ratings for six seasons. Speculation has run rampant as to why ABC pulled the plug on its most popular current sitcom. The most comm...
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