Funny story: Full House back on Netflix without the Olsen twins

Full House back on Netflix without the Olsen twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are not expected to appear in the new "Fuller House" show because they're not cute enough to attract a large audience. The role of Michelle Tanner, will instead be given to a teen actress who resembles the young version...
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Lady Gaga Rips Out Tony Bennett's Rotator Cuff

New York, NY - Crooner Icon, Tony Bennett, had to undergo emergency rotator cuff surgery on his right shoulder this week, and reps for the 89-year-old singer are squarely blaming new sidekick, Lady Gaga, for the debilitating ailment. The two singers...
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Bobby Flay says Ricky Martin is a world class genius

Bobby Flay was caught off guard with his divorce and he claims he was livin' la vida loca for being married. He also says his friend Ricky Martin is a world class genius for creating a family without a marriage. His ex-wife, is arguing that Flay...
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Funny story: Bobbi Kristina Brown is going back home to her townhouse

Bobbi Kristina Brown is going back home to her townhouse

Bobbi Kristina is set to go back home to rest in her million dollar Georgia townhouse. She will have fresh air coming into her room from an outside window. "Bobbi Kristina will be able to dream of the children she could have had when she was 18-y...
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Funny story: Office and Parks and Recreation Star Rashida Jones Exposes Amateur Porn Industry in Netflix Documentary

Office and Parks and Recreation Star Rashida Jones Exposes Amateur Porn Industry in Netflix Documentary

Miami, Florida - Actress Rashida Jones has made a movie denouncing the amateur porn industry. "Girls are lured into doing these films thinking that they will launch them into stardom, but they never do," Jones told Katie Couric of Yahoo News. J...
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Hawaiians Denounce Movie "Aloha" As Racist

Honolulu, HI - A group of ethnic studies professors stood outside the Steve McGarret Building on the University of Hawaii campus to denounce the new Bradley Cooper movie, "Aloha", for its racist portrayal of native Hawaiians. The movie tells a sim...
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Kanye West speaks up for Bruce Jenner aka Brucilla Jenner

Kanye West has joined stars, including Jim Carrey, Woody Allen and Mel Gibson, in praising reality TV star Bruce Jenner's new identity, Brucilla Jenner. "I idolized Brucilla before I met my future wife on her reality show," said West. "It tak...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Tells North Dakota High School Class "You Can Do It!"

Tom Cruise Tells North Dakota High School Class "You Can Do It!"

Shit City, North Dakota - Celebrity Tom Cruise likes to give back. Having given millions of dollars to homeless men and women throughout Canada and New Zealand, the actor says he now wishes to "deign to condescend to backwoods hicks" and has schedul...
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Imperial Palace Announces New Prestigious Appointment

Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.
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Funny story: Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered! The True Origin Of Subsequent Series Revealed!

Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered! The True Origin Of Subsequent Series Revealed!

A long lost Kirk/Spock vintage Star Trek episode that never aired has turned up in a forgotten vault at Paramount Studios. "The Deflowering" was a 1967 show featuring all the beloved and famous characters who made the show such an unforgettable sci-...
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Funny story: It's Just A Man In A Dress Says Old Lady

It's Just A Man In A Dress Says Old Lady

89 Year old Betty Jenkins, from Savannah Georgia, says she is completely befuddled by the hype surrounding so called "courageous hero" Bruce Jenner and his alter ego Caitlyn Jenner. "It's a man in a dress, with a wig, dollops of make up in an imag...
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Funny story: Jurassic World is a dead dino!

Jurassic World is a dead dino!

Blockbuster film, Jurassic World, has proven to the world that dinos are better left as relics of the past and not CTG figments of film goers imaginations! Although the film might be a box office global hit, most people with a brain bigger than a...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and her son Max go swimming

Jennifer Lopez and her son Max go swimming

Jennifer Lopez's little swimmer! Jennifer Lopez revealed that her son Max tried out swimming for the first time on Saturday, May 30th. But what began as a happy family day with little Max developed into a horror story when Max became schizophrenic...
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Funny story: Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Rachel Dolezal Blasts Caitlyn Jenner for Pretending to Be Someone Else

SPOKANE, WA - Rachel Dolezal lambasted Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, for pretending to be someone else. Dolezal came to media attention when her white parents publicly stated that she is a white woman posing as black NAACP acti...
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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

CALABASAS, CA - Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else. Dolezal came to media attention when her white parents publicly stated that Dolezal is a white woman posing as black NAAC...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus takes heat for Instagram posts

Miley Cyrus takes heat for Instagram posts

Miley Cyrus is being attacked by conservative, religious groups for her free the N***** campaign to give western women the same rights as wild, African, bush women. Instagram removed black and white photos of Cyrus alongside the caption "I deserve...
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Funny story: Local Magician Saves Day at John Mayer Concert

Local Magician Saves Day at John Mayer Concert

In the final show of John Mayer's tour a local magician becomes the hero of the concert when the automatic paper towel dispenser won't work. Guest Garner Girthoffer was interviewed about the occurrence. "Yeah it was a mess. It's bad enough when y...
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