Funny story: Jennifer Lopez accused of being a cougar

Jennifer Lopez accused of being a cougar

An Alabama teen named Scarlett Johanson is accusing her ex-neighbor Jennifer Lopez of being a cougar for stalking her little brother Ryan. The actress, 45, was linked to her Boy Next Door Ryan Johanson, 18, after appearing on a paparazzi photo to...
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Despite contrary reports, Namor is NOT Aquaman

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Director Zach Snider is "sad" to report that little-known actor Jason Namor believes that he is the DC Comics character Aquaman and that, as such, he is "king of the seven seas." Previously, Namor has imagined himself to have mar...
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Meat Head Rob Lowe gets own reality TV show

Made popular by his appearance on a Direct TV commercial, Meat Head Rob Lowe has been tapped by TLC to star in his own reality TV series. "You with Me, Bro?" will join the ranks of the former learning channel's impressive list of high quality re...
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Funny story: Birth of a Nation, my butt!

Birth of a Nation, my butt!

Birth of a Nation, a 100 year-old black and white (appropriate) historical film turns racists into even bigger racists claim modern day psychologists! This epic film depicts white people painted black and acting like ignorant morons running away...
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Funny story: Police seek clues in Cosby sitcoms

Police seek clues in Cosby sitcoms

Now that Bill Cosby has been accused of sexually assaulting myriads of women, authorities are reviewing the episodes of his TV sitcoms, named after himself, to see whether any episodes contain clues concerning the alleged assaults. Cosby starred i...
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Bill Cosby promises "fun for all" at Ohio show

Embattled comedian Bill Cosby is scheduled to appear as "a stand-up guy" in a comedy show (of sorts) in Ohio, one of the few states in America, besides Florida, where Bill Cosby is actually considered amusing. The comedian will "perform" live in S...
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Study Shows Fox News Viewers Are Dysfunctional

A new study by the Institute For Audience Analysis shows that Fox News viewers do not have the brains or lifestyles that would enable them to understand the balanced news reporting in The other Sunday news programs: Broadcast Sunday Morning News S...
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Funny story: Coming soon, from the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli: Elena the Latina!

Coming soon, from the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli: Elena the Latina!

HURRAY for HOLLYWEIRD!, CA -- Dizney Studios "is proud," Donald Duck quacks, "to introduce our first Latina princess, Elena." According to Duck, the princess' debut will occur in "Sofia The First," an episode of Dizney Jr. Why isn't the episode...
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Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations may offend

People all over the World who 'just can't wear green' may cause Saint Pat's Day Celebrations to be rethought.

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Funny story: Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Famous musician and cultural icon Beck Hansen, better known by his stage name Beck, has decided to forfeit his recently earned Grammy for Album of the Year to pop sensation Beyoncé. This startling development came just hours after receiving the award...
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Funny story: Big budget movies get swept under the rug

Big budget movies get swept under the rug

Hollywood, CA- Hollywood studios are having a difficult time achieving unbiased results from their experimental, marketing research using human guinea pigs. Every film they have marketed, received bad result from crowds of educated theatergoers i...
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Funny story: "The Odd Couple" gets odder

"The Odd Couple" gets odder

As fresh out of new ideas as ever, CBS TV will air a "reprise" of the once-original sitcom The Odd Couple, in which an unmarried homosexual couple living in sin get on each other's nerves because one of them, Felatrice Hunger, is a neatnik while the...
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Funny story: Nick Gordon is desperate to visit Bobbi Kristina

Nick Gordon is desperate to visit Bobbi Kristina

A feud has erupted between Bobby Brown and Nick Gordon over whether Gordon could visit Brown's daughter in the hospital. Up to now, Gordon has been able to charm Bobbi Kristina's female relatives, but his dashing charisma has not worked on Bobby...
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Funny story: Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Instagram has repeatedly removed Chelsea Handler's breasts--or photos of them, to be exact--from its site on the grounds that the comedienne's mammary glands constitute "indecent exposure." However, Handler has finally found an adm...
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Funny story: For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD! -- For some 500 former employees, Traumworks is no longer a dream workplace. In fact, for the terminated workers, it's not even a dream job anymore. The animation studio was once the darling of Tinsel Town, but, due to a stri...
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Funny story: A Buff Madonna Punches Out Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa

A Buff Madonna Punches Out Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa

Lost Angeles, CA Backstage at the Grammy Awards was apparently quite a rowdy affair as details are just emerging of a backstage fight. Apparently Lady Gaga had leaned in to kiss Madonna and Madonna swung and hit her, knocking her to the floor. At...
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Funny story: Director Clint Eastwood Saw Oscar Snub Coming But Shocked That His "Horse Cock of Hoboken" Didn't Sweep The Rodgers

Director Clint Eastwood Saw Oscar Snub Coming But Shocked That His "Horse Cock of Hoboken" Didn't Sweep The Rodgers

Hollywood, CA - Being snubbed by Hollywood for American Sniper was "to be expected," said center-right director Clint Eastwood, "but I expected the minds of the Rodger voters would be more open to a patriotic theme." Last night's Rodger's, the Po...
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