Funny story: Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...
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Big budget movies get swept under the rug

Hollywood, CA- Hollywood studios are having a difficult time achieving unbiased results from their experimental, marketing research using human guinea pigs. Every film they have marketed, received bad result from crowds of educated theatergoers i...
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"The Odd Couple" gets odder

As fresh out of new ideas as ever, CBS TV will air a "reprise" of the once-original sitcom The Odd Couple, in which an unmarried homosexual couple living in sin get on each other's nerves because one of them, Felatrice Hunger, is a neatnik while the...
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Funny story: Jim Carrey on Omens and Celebrity Worship

Jim Carrey on Omens and Celebrity Worship

Tibet- While on a mountain in Tibet, Jim Carrey predicts Omens while dropping his turds over a mountain path with his moon showing bright. "Watch out below!" screams Carrey. Celebrity worship is simply the worst Omen yet as explained by Carrey...
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Funny story: TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program. In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget. Myron...
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Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'

A prolific tweeter and self styled comedy guru/genius has began taking medication to help him sleep after spending countless nights wide awake and worrying that someone may steal one of his twitter jokes; which he didn't write in the first place.
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F***ing asteroids all over my birth chart moans Madonna

Los Angeles - A bunch of crazy asteroids is wreaking havoc with Material Girl's birth chart according to her astrologer. Last week a tricky brush-past of her 12th House of Natal Tragedies by mini-planetoid Melopomene was detected by Bunty Aurora,...
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Funny story: Police seek clues in Cosby sitcoms

Police seek clues in Cosby sitcoms

Now that Bill Cosby has been accused of sexually assaulting myriads of women, authorities are reviewing the episodes of his TV sitcoms, named after himself, to see whether any episodes contain clues concerning the alleged assaults. Cosby starred i...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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Funny story: Bieber's Babe Pecker Shock!

Bieber's Babe Pecker Shock!

Latest reports suggest Justin Bieber has been mocking girls in LA bars by proclaiming "I have a johnson, you haven't!" However Bieber did get as much back when one of his targets raised "her" dress and replied "yes I have sweety, what do you want...
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Funny story: Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Rapper, trophy husband and all round 'cock' Kanye West, who reprized his infamous stunt at Sunday night's Grammy awards, by unexpectedly taking the Staples Center stage as Beck was accepting the Album of the Year award has told friends (hangers on)...
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Funny story: Homer Simpson predicts bad dating

Homer Simpson predicts bad dating

They say that Columbus was the first to land in colonies, and Neil Armstrong was the first to land on the moon, but the cartoon character Homer Simpson is making headlines when revealed he is the first person to crack the code of dating potentials.
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Funny story: Kendall Jenner, Bruce Jenner Story: A Farce!

Kendall Jenner, Bruce Jenner Story: A Farce!

An anonymous writer published on FarceMagazine.web an interview with model and reality star Kendall Jenner titled "Girl Gone Wild! Kendall Jenner: 'I Love Me Dad.'" The supposed interview was done by an independent freelance journalist at a Comed...
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Funny story: Study Shows Fox News Viewers Are Dysfunctional

Study Shows Fox News Viewers Are Dysfunctional

A new study by the Institute For Audience Analysis shows that Fox News viewers do not have the brains or lifestyles that would enable them to understand the balanced news reporting in The other Sunday news programs: Broadcast Sunday Morning News S...
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Funny story: North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

Once upon a time there was a little girl taken to Fashion Week in NYC. Her name was North West. She didn't find it fun at all. In fact, she cried to show her displeasure. It wasn't a tantrum, she had reasons for crying. And now we know those re...
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Funny story: Angela Jolie Has Husband's Penis Removed To Prevent Cancer

Angela Jolie Has Husband's Penis Removed To Prevent Cancer

Los Angeles - Former sexpot Angela Jolie announced today that she severed her husband's penis in order to prevent it from giving her cancer. "There is some chance that cancer may be contagious, that men may be mere carriers of the disease, and the...
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Funny story: Brian Williams And The Nightcrawler

Brian Williams And The Nightcrawler

While the character in The Nightcrawler, portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal, sets out to create his own news stories, NBC's Brian Williams, though confessing to a history of embellishing his off camera activities, has no similarity to the Gyllenhaal fellow...
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