Funny story: Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Rapper, trophy husband and all round 'cock' Kanye West, who reprized his infamous stunt at Sunday night's Grammy awards, by unexpectedly taking the Staples Center stage as Beck was accepting the Album of the Year award has told friends (hangers on)...
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North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

Once upon a time there was a little girl taken to Fashion Week in NYC. Her name was North West. She didn't find it fun at all. In fact, she cried to show her displeasure. It wasn't a tantrum, she had reasons for crying. And now we know those re...
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"The Odd Couple" gets odder

As fresh out of new ideas as ever, CBS TV will air a "reprise" of the once-original sitcom The Odd Couple, in which an unmarried homosexual couple living in sin get on each other's nerves because one of them, Felatrice Hunger, is a neatnik while the...
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Funny story: Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

New York - Barack Obama has been outed as Kanye West's birth father in a DNA test published today. Findings from New York's Seedy Sign Eye Mammorial Hospital's paternity division reveal Kanye's actual father is the President. And the rapper's...
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Funny story: ABC makes network history, each episode of "The Bachelor" to end with traditional Japanese honor killing

ABC makes network history, each episode of "The Bachelor" to end with traditional Japanese honor killing

In a rare blending of prime time reality television and traditional samurai philosophy, ABC announced this season of "The Bachelor" will have a special surprise at the end of each episode. While the show's traditional send off to ladies not chose...
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Nick Gordon is desperate to visit Bobbi Kristina

A feud has erupted between Bobby Brown and Nick Gordon over whether Gordon could visit Brown's daughter in the hospital. Up to now, Gordon has been able to charm Bobbi Kristina's female relatives, but his dashing charisma has not worked on Bobby...
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Taylor Swift argues against Carl Marx

Taylor Swift, also known as "Swifty," came out and criticized the communist founder Carl Marx at a special Olympics fundraiser. Swift who is currently dating a 20 year old man with down syndrome beliefs that Carl Marx was not the one that invented...
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Funny story: Three Oscar-winning cinematographers reveal their favorite shots

Three Oscar-winning cinematographers reveal their favorite shots

Los Angeles - "Favorite shot would be the Measles/Mumps/Rubella triple," Emmanuel Lubezki, maker of Gravity, said this weekend, "sure saved my ass during the last pandemic as well as my kids'. Tetanus booster comes a close second of course." The...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez accused of being a cougar

Jennifer Lopez accused of being a cougar

An Alabama teen named Scarlett Johanson is accusing her ex-neighbor Jennifer Lopez of being a cougar for stalking her little brother Ryan. The actress, 45, was linked to her Boy Next Door Ryan Johanson, 18, after appearing on a paparazzi photo to...
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Funny story: Big budget movies get swept under the rug

Big budget movies get swept under the rug

Hollywood, CA- Hollywood studios are having a difficult time achieving unbiased results from their experimental, marketing research using human guinea pigs. Every film they have marketed, received bad result from crowds of educated theatergoers i...
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Funny story: TLC Audience Shoould be Lobotomized - Would Elevate America says Research

TLC Audience Shoould be Lobotomized - Would Elevate America says Research

The Center for Cultural Analysis in Berne, Switzerland has today released research which suggests that the United States of America could rise to "a new era of greatness" were the entire viewing audience of TLC were to be lobotomised. The channel,...
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Funny story: Long lost paternity papers reveal Dallas actress Victoria Principal's meteoric rise to stardom

Long lost paternity papers reveal Dallas actress Victoria Principal's meteoric rise to stardom

Los Angeles - Decades of suspected hush-hush Hollywood string-pulling have been exposed in a new book exploring Victoria Principal's awesome acting talents. Including studio machinations that secured her the plum role of Pammy. Biographer Arlen...
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Funny story: Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business. "We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed. T...
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Funny story: Some Spoof Editors are Spoofs of Real Editors

Some Spoof Editors are Spoofs of Real Editors

In the U.S., satirical writing, even if it makes reference to real people and even if those references are defaming, is protected speech. But according to Harvard Law professor Bruce Hay, there are established standards for determining whether or...
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Funny story: Paris vows to sue Faux News

Paris vows to sue Faux News

According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...
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Funny story: Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Famous musician and cultural icon Beck Hansen, better known by his stage name Beck, has decided to forfeit his recently earned Grammy for Album of the Year to pop sensation Beyoncé. This startling development came just hours after receiving the award...
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