Funny story: Justin Bieber tells fans: "Leave your cell phones behind"

Justin Bieber tells fans: "Leave your cell phones behind"

PlanetHollywood- Justin Bieber is warning his beloved fans to leave their cell phones at home when they go out partying because their private lives are being monitored. "I love my fans and I'm letting them know that their cell phones could give an...
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Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus test their I.Q.

For the first time in IQ testing, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have found out that they can test the I.Q. of their unborn child before the child is born. The I.Q. of the parents can show if the child will also inherit a similar I.Q. level, based...
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Eddie Murphy's disease causes strange SNL appearance

Rumors have recently been circulating as to the odd appearance by Eddie Murphy at the Saturday Night Live 40 year anniversary show. An employee at NBC has leaked information that may shed some light on the situation. It seems that Murphy suffers f...
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Funny story: Apple creates one-off million dollar diamond-studded Apple Watch

Apple creates one-off million dollar diamond-studded Apple Watch

Cupertino - Some lucky wrist will be showcasing the 42mm 18-carat rose gold smartwatch when Apple's new baby is launched this weekend. And you can bet your bottom dollar it won't be Madonna or Kim Kardashian - let alone some ugly Russian oligarch...
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Funny story: Scarlett Johanson insults Fifty Shades of Grey

Scarlett Johanson insults Fifty Shades of Grey

Hollywood- Scarlet Johanson, reveals her total ignorance with unflattering remarks of the 2015 American erotic romantic drama film, Fifty Shades of Grey. Johanson, a female actress who lives a dull sex life, and who has clearly never seen the fil...
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Study Shows Fox News Viewers Are Dysfunctional

A new study by the Institute For Audience Analysis shows that Fox News viewers do not have the brains or lifestyles that would enable them to understand the balanced news reporting in The other Sunday news programs: Broadcast Sunday Morning News S...
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TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY - In a rare political move not seen since the early '70's, Rosie Perez released a message via Twitter and Instagram, that her and her colleagues are collectively running a bi-partisan bid for the 2016 White House. "That is, if we don'...
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Funny story: Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today: "I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today." He continued;"Mo...
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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Funny story: Gay Penguin book banned in US!

Gay Penguin book banned in US!

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
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Funny story: Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom

Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom

Media-Stats Inc. a data collection hub based in Burbank, CA. has revealed that the 1980's sitcom "Benson" is the least remembered show ever to air on television. David Weintraub an executive for Media-Stats said; "To say Benson is least remembere...
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Funny story: Music Trend: 'Drool' Poised To Surpass 'Teardrop' in Pop Song Lyrics

Music Trend: 'Drool' Poised To Surpass 'Teardrop' in Pop Song Lyrics

The music industry, currently on an endless cycle reinvention to keep up with the listening patterns of fans, is coming to grips with the latest study released by trend watcher Faith Popcorn. From Popcorn's website BrainReserve, artists and music exe...
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Funny story: Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...
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Funny story: NBC Announces Bizarre Deal With Brian Williams

NBC Announces Bizarre Deal With Brian Williams

Trying to stay hip and relevant, NBC released late last night via Twitter and Instapoop, (their latest news flushing service,) that they have reached an all binding deal with Brian Williams, in what seems to be a winner-take-all bid to retain the new...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Ex-patriarch to the Kardashian Royal Family, Bruce Jenner, 65, is reportedly going to all imaginable lengths, in order to complete his transformation into womanhood. The former Olympic Champion apparently wants nothing more to do with being able t...
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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Come Clean

Conjoined Twins Come Clean

Fort Wayne, IN: Mindi and Bindy rose to fame 5 years ago after the biography and accompanying documentary (Eye to Eye; The Only Way to See It) gave hope to millions of able bodied people who realized how much worse their lives could be. In the expose...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Carmel, Ca - For the past three years Clint Eastwoood's butler, Arthur Grimes, has prepared himself for the inevitable day that he will be out of a job after finding his employer dead. "Every morning I check the classifieds and check in with an em...
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