Funny story: Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

ALMOST HEAVEN -- Has-been celebrities, in an effort to generate publicity and reignite their flagging careers, claim to be "outraged" over nude photo spreads of themselves--and, in one case, at least--a sex tape that were allegedly stolen from a "hac...
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Kanye/LL Cool J Most Passive-Aggressive Rap Grudge in Decades

There's a lot of jive about the so-called grudge between Tupac and Biggie, but this storm in a teacup pales in comparison to the biggest, baddest rap grudge in history. Check it. Kanye West recently had these well-meaning but uncomplimentary words...
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Breaking Bad Emmy Awards Lead To Blue Bath Salts Sales Explosion

Breaking Bad's recent Emmy award successes have led to people placing dishes of blue bath salts around the house to fool people into thinking they have millions of dollars worth of a certain substance about the house, a gossip columnist told our own...
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Funny story: Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

A Florida man was scratching his head in confusion last night after he once again failed to tell Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon apart - at one stage even convincing himself that they were the same person. "I simply do not know which one is which,"...
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Funny story: Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

New York - Cynics insist it's just a toxic cocktail of surplus aircon coolant and radiator overflow from bleeding her Manhattan condo central heating system. This morning one million litres of Madonna's holy Kabbalah Water was enroute to Ebola-t...
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The WHO Convenes to Discuss "Global Health Emergency"

Geneva, Switzerland - Members of The WHO came together this week to address concerns about growing health crises around the world and to answer questions about a possible upcoming tour. Frontman Roger Daltrey expressed grave concerns about wha...
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Nude News sued

The Canuck TV network Nude News has been sued by disgruntled subscribers who complain that the newscasters are not nude--at least, not all the time. The female reporters typically appear wearing next to nothing--a skimpy black dress, for example,...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Comedienne Joan Rivers may have died last week following complications from plastic surgery, but that doesn't mean she's slowed down or lost her edge. The eighty-one year-old comic, known for her bitchy attitude, is still makin' 'em laugh in the afte...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.


 
Funny story: Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls, survival expert, tragically broke down and entered what appears to be a catatonic state on his latest adventure in the Siberian Tundra due to the onset of hypothermia after being left alone by his camera crew for five minutes. The team w...
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Funny story: Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...
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Funny story: Troll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session

Troll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session

A prolific book reviewer on a popular book review website (and troll cave)has managed to "1 Star" over 500 books she hasn't read before embarking on a marathon session of self abuse. Beth Varicose, 57 - holder of the World Record for having more d...
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Funny story: Sean Hannidy Feuds With Jon Stuart

Sean Hannidy Feuds With Jon Stuart

Sean Hannidy, Fox News' TV host, continued his feud with Comedy Central's Jon Stuart over who is the best comedian. Hannidy said his support of renegade, anarchist rancher Cliven Bundy "couldn't be funnier." "It's hilarious that he and his gu...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Opens' Kill Any Animal You Want with a Machine Gun' Amusement Park

Ted Nugent Opens' Kill Any Animal You Want with a Machine Gun' Amusement Park

BUMMED OUT, Texas - The Motor City Moron, who's been popping off for a long time now with impunity, finally has some consequences for being such a loud-mouthed, arrogant, dangerous pig-of-an asshole - and he's been hit just where it hurts the most -...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Buenos Aires - "Getting their asses kicked from Argentina over some dumb number plate ranks as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries," the head ot MI5 said today. The Security Service tipoff reckons Clarkson and his Top Gear henchmen were unceremonoiu...
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Funny story: Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...
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Funny story: Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Hollywood, LA - Plans for a remake of the 1959 classic spy thriller are being challenged in the LA courts on plagiarism grounds. 37 year-old rapper Kanye West and his wife Kim have instructed lawyers to block the iconic Hitchcock movie remake in c...
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