'Classic Rock' rolls on, to where and who, who knows, but it's out there, man! It's out there and it's free!

Funny story: 'Classic Rock' rolls on, to where and who, who knows, but it's out there, man! It's out there and it's free!
Classic rock. The scourge of the airwaves. Only Baby Boomers listen to the radio anymore, so Classic Rock rules the airwaves. If you want to tune in to what young musicians are banging and booming out, you won't find it on the "free radio". Maybe the...
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Minnie Mouse Arrested in NYC's Times Square

Funny story: Minnie Mouse Arrested in NYC's Times Square
Say it isn't so, Minnie. Say it isn't so. Unfortunately, though, it IS so. The entrepreneurial little mouse was a little bit TOO entrepreneurial and was arrested for battling a tourist over the size of a fee for a photo session. Minnie refu...
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Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

Funny story: Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming
San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...
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Nancy Grace Farts On Airplane, Forces Landing In Albuquerque

Funny story: Nancy Grace Farts On Airplane, Forces Landing In Albuquerque
A Jet Blue flight to LA landed at Albuquerque's airport after passengers panicked over a bad smell in flight. The crew quickly determined that Nancy Grace had let a stinky fart rip, but under new anti-terrorism guidelines, the plane was diverted to A...
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Taylor Swift Will Start Writing the Song First, Then Meet and Break Up With Next Boyfriend

Funny story: Taylor Swift Will Start Writing the Song First, Then Meet and Break Up With Next Boyfriend
Beverly Hills, CA Taylor Swift announced that because she is getting behind on her music contracts, she will start writing and recording the songs in advance that she writes about meeting new guys and getting her heart broken. With the new arrang...
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Baseball & Football Stars Recruit Kevin Durant - Birth of a New Big Three for the Celtics

Funny story: Baseball & Football Stars Recruit Kevin Durant - Birth of a New Big Three for the Celtics
In the beginning there was Bird, McHale, and Parrish. Thence came Garnett, Allen, and Pierce. Now the Moving Finger seemed about to write a new chapter of Big Guns. Though the Celtics were starting free agency looking like a candidate for the TV s...
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Jet Repossesed, Trump Stranded In Milwaukee

Funny story: Jet Repossesed, Trump Stranded In Milwaukee
Donald Trump's reality candidacy crashed into reality show Airplane Repo in Milwaukee when Trump's jet was repossessed by none other than Nick Popovich, one of the most experienced and prolific aviation repo pros on the planet. "Normally we've wor...
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Erskine Quint is a reincarnated H.G.Wells!

Funny story: Erskine Quint is a reincarnated H.G.Wells!
After surviving two epic adventures by the thick skin of his wonderful, shiny set of dentures, it seems that aristocratic superhero, Erskine Quint Esq, has been reincarnated and stuck in a time machine, a la H.G.Wells, just prettier though! After...
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Funny story: Pokemon NO GO

Pokemon NO GO

Pokémon Go! A light hearted game that has brought joy to millions inside and outside the UK. A harmless scavenger hunt designed to bring players together in the search for the elusive Mewtwo (or three). But what if the App had other more sinister ram...
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Funny story: Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

DATELINE: Patriots Country - Over at our country club on the bay, we all know the importance of having a motorboat in excellent condition for summer cruising. To our surprise, a rather busty woman (on the order of Anita Ekberg or Jayne Mansfield)...
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Funny story: Nancy Grace Has Been Smelling Farts All Along

Nancy Grace Has Been Smelling Farts All Along

Nancy Grace's facial expression has often been compared to someone who has just smelled a fart. Now it seems Grace has indeed been suffering from a brain tumor that causes the perception of bad smells. Grace's condition was caused by a rare tumor...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home. The source who wishes to be an...
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Funny story: Miraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis

Miraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis

Alert! Spoilers are ahead if you have not read the book or seen the movie. Another film--another controversy: Miraculous Bastards is the latest film from director Quentin Tarantino and it's already riled his critics. In this story, time travelers...
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Funny story: Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Scott Thompson, known to most as the comedian Carrot Top, has been named as a possible running mate for Donald Trump's presidential bid. The liberal leaning comedian talked to this reporter about comedy and his potential entry into politics. Thomp...
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Funny story: Sleep Deprived Attorney Incriminates Client During Pretrial Hearing

Sleep Deprived Attorney Incriminates Client During Pretrial Hearing

K.C.,MO: The 1998 cold case murder of 17 year old Martin Keif seemed to be on it's way to a resolution until a well respected defense attorney brought everything to a screeching halt. Jared O'Connell Esq. (aka Mr. Not Guilty) is one of the most f...
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Funny story: Spice Girls Anniversary Discs Leaked

Spice Girls Anniversary Discs Leaked

It's been leaked the Major Spice Girls reunion will include all 5 Spice Girls... kind of... The album promotion will include all 5 Spice Girls going to various interviews separately, promoting the album as well as whatever individual project each...
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