Donald Trump to produce two other reality shows besides "Celebrity Apprentice"

Funny story: Donald Trump to produce two other reality shows besides "Celebrity Apprentice"
WASHINGTON, DC - President-Elect Donald Trump will be producing two other reality TV shows besides "Celebrity Apprentice" and one of these will be a mainstay on Faux News. Faux News, not to be confused with FOX News, is a supposed news channel tha...
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Trump Will Start New Reality Show Based on Hiring and Firing Cabinet Members

Funny story: Trump Will Start New Reality Show Based on Hiring and Firing Cabinet Members
Hollywood, CA President-elect Donald Trump announced today that he will have a new reality show starting in January. "I will be the only sitting President of the United States to ever have a major television show while serving as President. My sho...
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Here are some of the tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were deleted

Funny story: Here are some of the tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were deleted
Hollywood, Calif. - Sam Razzmatazz, host of "Hot Celebrities We Both Love & Hate", had an expose' on the eee Channel yesterday that exposed a number of tweets Donald Trump punched into his cell phone that were never sent but instead, went by way...
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Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Funny story: Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love
Hidden Hills, CA - Somebody please call Taylor Swift because Kanye West is at it again. Kanye is begging Taylor Swift to make "Muskrat Love" with him. "Muskrat Love" is the 1976 hit song by the Captain & Tennille. Nobody is waiting for the...
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Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

Funny story: Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec
"The French Canadians are quite friendly," said choir director Brigham Smith in a press release, "and we were generally well received, but some of our interactions with the Quebecois were rather puzzling, to say the least." "For instance, can som...
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What the Swiss are Missing

Funny story: What the Swiss are Missing
When we think of Switzerland, what springs to mind? Our imagination fills with a plethora, of awesome, sweeping, giant ice-capped mountains, with deep forested, green valleys, strewn with little log havens. Men stuck up mountains, blowing each other'...
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Worthless celebrity robbed at gunpoint in Paris!

Funny story: Worthless celebrity robbed at gunpoint in Paris!
Visiting Paris in fashion week seems to be slightly more difficult for worthless celebs these days, even they get robbed at gunpoint! Rather boring, quite useless celeb (apart from flashing her butt and married to another waste of space rapper cal...
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Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Funny story: Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump
Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...
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Will 1/20 Become the New 4/20?

Due to stress of Trump Inauguration pot use is expected to reach near epidemic proportions. Movement to 'honor' cannabis expected to move to January from April to help cope with new world order.
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Funny story: Bill Cosby Pitches New Show With Cute, Furry Animals

Bill Cosby Pitches New Show With Cute, Furry Animals

Beleaguered comedian Bill Cosby is pitching a new show to NBC, the network that scored big on running his show in the early 1990s. "Since NBC is ignoring my calls and my agent told me right before he quit that I have an 'image' problem, I thought...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...
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Funny story: Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...
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Funny story: Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...
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Funny story: New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

Los Angeles, CA The Berkeley Research Panel released a poll which revealed that most Americans, sick and tired of Trump's reality show, Celebrity Apprentice, voted for Trump simply because they figured it would keep him too busy to rum more programs.
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Funny story: George Michel Dead

George Michel Dead

There was sadness and sorrow in equal amounts this morning after news broke of the death of one of the City of London's most respected citizens, roadsweeper George Michel. George, a father of four, finally succumbed on Christmas night after a long...
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Funny story: Body Art and Coathangers Through the Knee

Body Art and Coathangers Through the Knee

I can remember when Body Art was peculiar to muggers and people that wear string vests and smell of diesel. Tattoos have been with us since before Scottish people could play bagpipes. This took ages to learn and that's why most of them went South bec...
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Funny story: Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

World famous Cider Drinkers, and purveyors of jokey country pop, The Wurzels are the only band who will play at President Trumps big party on January 20th. The group, known for such hits as 'I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester' 'I Had A Brand N...
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