Funny story: Political 'Jeopardy!' for Rising Prominent Politicians

Political 'Jeopardy!' for Rising Prominent Politicians

Jeopardy! has been around since 1984, with 25 million regular viewers who try their best to shout out their own responses to the clues before the contestants. We marvel at Jeopardy! superstars like Ken Jennings, who held the champion spot for an incr...
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Book world mourns famous author Gonetu Grass

Luebeck, Germany - Dead famous German author Gonetu Grass has died aged 87 his agent said today. A virulent opponent of German reunification Grass became well known for writing three books about Nazis. And outing Mrs Merkel as an SS slag. Fe...
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Political Cartoonist Purchases Famous Internet Image Board

A renowned political cartoonist has recently purchased a famous internet image board known for its dark humor and political incorrectness. The political cartoonist has had hard times with their career as a political cartoonist due to the lack of...
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Funny story: Motley Crue's Final Tour Won't Be Their Final Tour, But Their Next-to-the-Next-to-the-Next Final Tour

Motley Crue's Final Tour Won't Be Their Final Tour, But Their Next-to-the-Next-to-the-Next Final Tour

Motley Crue's Final Tour, which the bad-boys band has dubbed "The All Bad Things Must Come to an End Tour," won't be their final tour. They've rearranged things to make it the band's next-to-the-next-to-the-next final tour. "It's not official y...
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Funny story: Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today: "I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today." He continued;"Mo...
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TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY - In a rare political move not seen since the early '70's, Rosie Perez released a message via Twitter and Instagram, that her and her colleagues are collectively running a bi-partisan bid for the 2016 White House. "That is, if we don'...
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Music Trend: 'Drool' Poised To Surpass 'Teardrop' in Pop Song Lyrics

The music industry, currently on an endless cycle reinvention to keep up with the listening patterns of fans, is coming to grips with the latest study released by trend watcher Faith Popcorn. From Popcorn's website BrainReserve, artists and music exe...
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Funny story: Reese Witherspoon bakes a cake

Reese Witherspoon bakes a cake

New York- Reese Witherspoon was embarrassed at her daughters birthday when she baked a homemade cake expecting poor school children at the party. According to reports, Witherspoon periodically checked up on the loaf of chocolate bread she baked by...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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Funny story: Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Hollywood, California - "Except that Randy's way better looking," Mrs Mastro tweeted this evening as the news of Brad Pitt hiring Leonardo DiCaprio sent the price of crude rocketing another $57 a barrel. The Wolf of Wall Street actor will star as...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Bruce Jenner shocked the world with his announcement that "he" plans on having his genitals replaced, so "he" can be the woman of his dreams. Once the sex-change surgery is completed, Mr. Jenner plans to complete his transformation...
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Funny story: After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction

After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction

Millions of pre-teen girls were left heartbroken and teary-eyed after teen pop star Zayn Malik's hugely publicised departure from boy band One-Direction (not to mention the millions of parents who were left relieved and grateful). But the band, it se...
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Funny story: Star Wars - The Force Awakens From a Coma

Star Wars - The Force Awakens From a Coma

The movie world has got it's little panties in a knot over the latest trailer of the new Star Wars film which again shows a black actor in a non starring role (Samuel L Jackson declined the role as he was voicing a new TV commercial). When asked f...
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Funny story: Nine Things You May Not Know About "Orphan Black"

Nine Things You May Not Know About "Orphan Black"

Acclaimed by the Lobotomized Millennial Weed-Head Alliance as the "most awesomely awesome TV viewing gig!" Cited by the World Linguistics Congress as presenting the most meaningful use of "Shit" as an expression of the central character's deepest...
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Funny story: Britney Spears defines a smart country

Britney Spears defines a smart country

New York- In a stunning revelation, the Queen of Pop, Britney Spears informed the media where the most intelligent people in the world are located. "Intelligence is defined in various ways, but ascertaining the factors that determine intelligence...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus test their I.Q.

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus test their I.Q.

For the first time in IQ testing, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have found out that they can test the I.Q. of their unborn child before the child is born. The I.Q. of the parents can show if the child will also inherit a similar I.Q. level, based...
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Funny story: Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...
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