Bill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting

Funny story: Bill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting
Somewhere Way Back in Rural Massachusetts The last remaining fans and friends of comedian Bill Cosby have been expressing anxiety that Dr. Cosby has so much trouble now that he is losing his eyesight. "We just worry about him straining his eyes to...
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Cosby Trial to be Moved to American Samoa

Funny story: Cosby Trial to be Moved to American Samoa
Pago Pago, American Samoa In the quest to find an impartial jury for Bill Cosby's rape trial, the Cosby defense team has announced that the trial will be moved to the American possession of American Samoa. This is the only place that Dr. Cosby is not...
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Dizney on the down-low?

Funny story: Dizney on the down-low?
MAGIC KINGDOM, CA --- In an effort to generate publicity for his soon-to-be-released Beauty's Beast, openly gay director Phil A. Condom admits the film contains a "down and dirty gay moment." LeBoyToy, kiss-ass manservant to manly Gaston, one day...
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Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old
Shakespeare said of Cleopatra that "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety." However, it is surely different in our Modern Fast-Moving Age, and it is time to admit that Kim Kardashian is getting old. She is not as young as...
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Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

Funny story: Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech
The world held its breath. The ozone layer remained stationary. Planet earth screeched to a halt to listen, both north and south poles cupped an ear to hear, and afterwards, the many of the universe proclaimed: Trump is presidential! Ya hoo! Bell cym...
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Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Funny story: Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant
Family, friends, and fans of Richard Simmons rejoiced when the missing former fitness guru turned up in a Denver area restaurant known for it's Disney-like portrayal of a Mexican village. Found living in the back of a cave feature at Casa Bonita,...
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Sean Spicer Releases Sex Tape: Meat The Press

Funny story: Sean Spicer Releases Sex Tape: Meat The Press
Perhaps sensing that the political winds are not favoring his continuing employment, White House Spokes-liar Sean Spicer released his own sex tape just this week. The video, titled Meat The Press: Gettin' Spicy With Sean "The Neck" Spicer, is alr...
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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...
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Funny story: Slimmed Down Mama "The Hut" June Donates Extra Chins To Chinese

Slimmed Down Mama "The Hut" June Donates Extra Chins To Chinese

Looking unrecognizable after weight loss and cosmetic surgery, Mama June has become a hero to an unfortunate few in China after she donated her excess chins for transplant surgeries. The extra skin stayed in China after June's surgery, now Chines...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their im...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Hollywood, CA The head of the secret Celebrity Career Killers Club, Michael Richards, announced that Bill Cosby had been voted the latest head. The Celebrity Career Killer Club is reserved for celebrities who have successfully killed otherwise thr...
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Funny story: Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album

Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album

Shocking and awing both political and musical worlds, Kim Jong Un, Boris Johnson, Geert Wilders, and Donald Trump have joined forces to sing songs of love and paeans to their political ideologies. Calling themselves the Bad Hair Boys because Insan...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby Comes Up With New Trial Demands

Bill Cosby Comes Up With New Trial Demands

Somewhere in Pennsylvania After getting the judge to agree to many of his demands-including moving the trial to a rural area, not allowing 49 of his rape accusers to testify, and prescreening the potential jurors for racial bias, Cosby had a few more...
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Funny story: Latest list of celebs, politicians and VIP's who must eat their words in public!

Latest list of celebs, politicians and VIP's who must eat their words in public!

John Cleese swore he would never work for the BEEB again in public and has now accepted a job playing the role of A Fish called Wanda in a new BBC sitcom called "In a Python's Belly!" Like many other public figures before him, Cleese, has joined a...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Has Neck Surgery While on "Vacation"

Bill O'Reilly Has Neck Surgery While on "Vacation"

Bill O'Reilly has quickly realized he can't control the unflattering pictures of him the media have published alongside stories of his alleged sexual harassment of colleagues. So, he decided to do the one thing he could do to improve his appearance:...
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