Funny story: Seinfeld Injured In Auto Accident Filming Episode of 'Comedians Getting Coffee'

Seinfeld Injured In Auto Accident Filming Episode of 'Comedians Getting Coffee'

Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident yesterday while filming an episode of "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and...
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Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

London, UK - A life size sculpture of the seedy smack addict who drank herself to death aged 27 is to be erected at Stables Market in Camden, North London, on a spot where she regularly scored crack cocaine. Heaving with stalls selling tacky drugs...
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Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton Both Check Into Wealth Rehab Facility

Malibu, CA - Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you seek out professional help. Such is the case with two well-known people in recent weeks. Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton have both checked themselves into a Wealth Rehab clinic after...
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Funny story: Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls, survival expert, tragically broke down and entered what appears to be a catatonic state on his latest adventure in the Siberian Tundra due to the onset of hypothermia after being left alone by his camera crew for five minutes. The team w...
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Funny story: SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

Boca Raton, FL - TV executives from the SyFy Channel are excited after receiving great ratings for the latest Sharknado offering and have already announced a new project, Slothicane! According to early reports, the plot for Slothicane will fol...
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Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...
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"God's Not Dead; He's Just Incompetent," with Kevin Sorbo, to Hit the Theaters Next Week

HOLLYWOOD--The sequel to "God's Not Dead" will hit the theaters next week, and the much-anticipated sequel is, like the first movie, expected to fill theaters with evangelical fervor, only this time from the opposite side of the debate. In "God's...
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Funny story: Shakespeare In The Park Troupe Opts To Show Slides Rather Than Perform Plays

Shakespeare In The Park Troupe Opts To Show Slides Rather Than Perform Plays

Our local Shakespeare in the Park troupe, "Shakespeare Alive!" has chosen to alter its 2014 season and present slide shows of professional performances of Shakespeare's plays rather than perform the plays themselves live in the Oak Park Pavilion.
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ISIS renegade fighters terrified of being killed by deadly female attack squad...

...of indigenous Kurish black widow spiders!


 
Funny story: Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

HELL---Longtime tabloid talk show host Jerry Springer was pronounced dead from a gorilla attack on Friday, soon after beginning his Final Thought segment at the end of the show, but was eventually revived by EMTs at the scene. Friday's show, which...
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Funny story: Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Hollywood, LA - Plans for a remake of the 1959 classic spy thriller are being challenged in the LA courts on plagiarism grounds. 37 year-old rapper Kanye West and his wife Kim have instructed lawyers to block the iconic Hitchcock movie remake in c...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Form Group To Allow Everyone to Be Naked All the Time

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Form Group To Allow Everyone to Be Naked All the Time

Hollywood, CA Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, two celebrities known for being naked in public, have come out for total nudity, all the time. "Wearing clothes is just yucky" said Cyrus, the former Hannah Montana, who has been trying to ditch the squ...
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Funny story: Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

The recent movie, 'Noah' starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly, did well at the box office and has been holding its own for DVD and Blu-Ray sales, but it has also opened a new door for Hollywood to expand its footprint into the field of turnin...
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Funny story: Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...
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Funny story: Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Los Angeles - It has been announced that Prince and Bono will team up to record a follow-up to the 1980's anthem "We Are the World" to raise public awareness about the latest immigration crisis along our southern border. Many other artists wer...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Opens' Kill Any Animal You Want with a Machine Gun' Amusement Park

Ted Nugent Opens' Kill Any Animal You Want with a Machine Gun' Amusement Park

BUMMED OUT, Texas - The Motor City Moron, who's been popping off for a long time now with impunity, finally has some consequences for being such a loud-mouthed, arrogant, dangerous pig-of-an asshole - and he's been hit just where it hurts the most -...
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Funny story: North West Kardashian is to be Married Off to Bobby "Bonzai" Bonacelli This Sunday on Saint Kitts Island

North West Kardashian is to be Married Off to Bobby "Bonzai" Bonacelli This Sunday on Saint Kitts Island

BASSETERRE on SAINT KITTS ISLAND - North West Kardashian/West is to be married off to Bobby "Bonzai" Bonacelli this coming Sunday in a $5 million wedding extravaganza extraordinaire' on the Caribbean Island of Saint Kitts, in the quaint city of Bass...
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