Funny story: Taylor Swift argues against Carl Marx

Taylor Swift argues against Carl Marx

Taylor Swift, also known as "Swifty," came out and criticized the communist founder Carl Marx at a special Olympics fundraiser. Swift who is currently dating a 20 year old man with down syndrome beliefs that Carl Marx was not the one that invented...
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Business booming at Rodeo Drive thrift store ahead of Oscars Night

Beverly Hills, Ca - A Rodeo Drive dress recycling shop is staying open round the clock this weekend catering to Sunday's Oscars Fright crowd. Haute couture numbers in latex and taffeta are flying off the rails as cash-strapped Hollywood Z-Listers...
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TLC Audience Shoould be Lobotomized - Would Elevate America says Research

The Center for Cultural Analysis in Berne, Switzerland has today released research which suggests that the United States of America could rise to "a new era of greatness" were the entire viewing audience of TLC were to be lobotomised. The channel,...
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Funny story: Homer Simpson predicts bad dating

Homer Simpson predicts bad dating

They say that Columbus was the first to land in colonies, and Neil Armstrong was the first to land on the moon, but the cartoon character Homer Simpson is making headlines when revealed he is the first person to crack the code of dating potentials.
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Funny story: Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Rapper, trophy husband and all round 'cock' Kanye West, who reprized his infamous stunt at Sunday night's Grammy awards, by unexpectedly taking the Staples Center stage as Beck was accepting the Album of the Year award has told friends (hangers on)...
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Eddie Murphy's disease causes strange SNL appearance

Rumors have recently been circulating as to the odd appearance by Eddie Murphy at the Saturday Night Live 40 year anniversary show. An employee at NBC has leaked information that may shed some light on the situation. It seems that Murphy suffers f...
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ABC makes network history, each episode of "The Bachelor" to end with traditional Japanese honor killing

In a rare blending of prime time reality television and traditional samurai philosophy, ABC announced this season of "The Bachelor" will have a special surprise at the end of each episode. While the show's traditional send off to ladies not chose...
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Funny story: Long lost paternity papers reveal Dallas actress Victoria Principal's meteoric rise to stardom

Long lost paternity papers reveal Dallas actress Victoria Principal's meteoric rise to stardom

Los Angeles - Decades of suspected hush-hush Hollywood string-pulling have been exposed in a new book exploring Victoria Principal's awesome acting talents. Including studio machinations that secured her the plum role of Pammy. Biographer Arlen...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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Funny story: Despite contrary reports, Namor is NOT Aquaman

Despite contrary reports, Namor is NOT Aquaman

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Director Zach Snider is "sad" to report that little-known actor Jason Namor believes that he is the DC Comics character Aquaman and that, as such, he is "king of the seven seas." Previously, Namor has imagined himself to have mar...
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Funny story: Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...
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Funny story: Kendall Jenner, Bruce Jenner Story: A Farce!

Kendall Jenner, Bruce Jenner Story: A Farce!

An anonymous writer published on FarceMagazine.web an interview with model and reality star Kendall Jenner titled "Girl Gone Wild! Kendall Jenner: 'I Love Me Dad.'" The supposed interview was done by an independent freelance journalist at a Comed...
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Funny story: Three Oscar-winning cinematographers reveal their favorite shots

Three Oscar-winning cinematographers reveal their favorite shots

Los Angeles - "Favorite shot would be the Measles/Mumps/Rubella triple," Emmanuel Lubezki, maker of Gravity, said this weekend, "sure saved my ass during the last pandemic as well as my kids'. Tetanus booster comes a close second of course." The...
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Funny story: Police seek clues in Cosby sitcoms

Police seek clues in Cosby sitcoms

Now that Bill Cosby has been accused of sexually assaulting myriads of women, authorities are reviewing the episodes of his TV sitcoms, named after himself, to see whether any episodes contain clues concerning the alleged assaults. Cosby starred i...
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Funny story: Chaz Bono is dating Bruce Jenner - aka Belinda Bono

Chaz Bono is dating Bruce Jenner - aka Belinda Bono

Bruce Jenner says he is a lesbian and is currently dating Chaz Bono a Victor/Victoria with a perfect beard. The Olympian, and famous Tiffany mannequin is soon to be a transgender lesbian. As complete gender reassignment comes, Jenner explaine...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy Donates His Ears To Medical Science

Leonard Nimoy Donates His Ears To Medical Science

Hollywood, CA-- The final will for Leonard Nimoy has been released and his legendary ears are receiving most of the attention. The recently deceased 'Star Trek' actor has donated his pointy ears to medical science in the hope that someone will find...
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Funny story: TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program. In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget. Myron...
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