Funny story: Scarlett Johanson insults Fifty Shades of Grey

Scarlett Johanson insults Fifty Shades of Grey

Hollywood- Scarlet Johanson, reveals her total ignorance with unflattering remarks of the 2015 American erotic romantic drama film, Fifty Shades of Grey. Johanson, a female actress who lives a dull sex life, and who has clearly never seen the fil...
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Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Famous musician and cultural icon Beck Hansen, better known by his stage name Beck, has decided to forfeit his recently earned Grammy for Album of the Year to pop sensation Beyoncé. This startling development came just hours after receiving the award...
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Bill Cosby promises "fun for all" at Ohio show

Embattled comedian Bill Cosby is scheduled to appear as "a stand-up guy" in a comedy show (of sorts) in Ohio, one of the few states in America, besides Florida, where Bill Cosby is actually considered amusing. The comedian will "perform" live in S...
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Funny story: TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program. In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget. Myron...
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Funny story: All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

All Oscar nominees for Best Actress award are women

For the first time in history, all the nominees for Best Actress at the Oscar's are women. The surprise turnaround follows sustained pressure from feminist activist groups, who called the decision to give the coveted Best Actress award to male no...
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Jennifer Lopez accused of being a cougar

An Alabama teen named Scarlett Johanson is accusing her ex-neighbor Jennifer Lopez of being a cougar for stalking her little brother Ryan. The actress, 45, was linked to her Boy Next Door Ryan Johanson, 18, after appearing on a paparazzi photo to...
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North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

Once upon a time there was a little girl taken to Fashion Week in NYC. Her name was North West. She didn't find it fun at all. In fact, she cried to show her displeasure. It wasn't a tantrum, she had reasons for crying. And now we know those re...
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Funny story: Meat Head Rob Lowe gets own reality TV show

Meat Head Rob Lowe gets own reality TV show

Made popular by his appearance on a Direct TV commercial, Meat Head Rob Lowe has been tapped by TLC to star in his own reality TV series. "You with Me, Bro?" will join the ranks of the former learning channel's impressive list of high quality re...
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Funny story: Brian Williams: "I've decided to become a fiction writer"

Brian Williams: "I've decided to become a fiction writer"

NBC anchor Brian Williams, with all his credibility as a high-profile journalist apparently shot to hell, has decided that with his very creative imagination, that his next career stop is to become a fiction writer, according to an NBC assistant-to-t...
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Funny story: Michelle Duggar's Uterus Will be Preserved in The Smithsonian Museum

Michelle Duggar's Uterus Will be Preserved in The Smithsonian Museum

History must remember a woman who has given birth to nineteen children, according to Dr. Chaim Pipick, head curator for the Smithsonian. The Smithsonian approached Michelle Dugger and her husband with the proposal that Ms Dugger's uterus should be...
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Funny story: Actress Helen Mirren banned from Palace after 'aliens' jibe

Actress Helen Mirren banned from Palace after 'aliens' jibe

Los Angeles - Official: all traces of Martian DNA have been expunged from the royal genome after film star Helen Mirren blew the gaff on Queen Elizardbirth's alien origins. Mirren, who famously played Queenie in an instantly forgettable Hollywood...
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Funny story: Kanye West has history of storming stages

Kanye West has history of storming stages

LOS ANGELES, Ca. - Kanye West came just short of storming the Grammy stage when Beck was announced as the recipient of Album of the Year. Although West did not go so far as to take over the microphone as he did six years ago at the VMAs when Taylor S...
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Funny story: Nick Gordon is desperate to visit Bobbi Kristina

Nick Gordon is desperate to visit Bobbi Kristina

A feud has erupted between Bobby Brown and Nick Gordon over whether Gordon could visit Brown's daughter in the hospital. Up to now, Gordon has been able to charm Bobbi Kristina's female relatives, but his dashing charisma has not worked on Bobby...
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Funny story: Modern Family voted Greatest Television Program of All Time by everybody alive in the entire world

Modern Family voted Greatest Television Program of All Time by everybody alive in the entire world

Modern Family is now the only television program ever made to receive the title "Greatest Television Program of All Time" and was voted for by everybody alive today and the award will be presented to the show at the 2015 Golden Globe awards which wil...
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Funny story: Despite contrary reports, Namor is NOT Aquaman

Despite contrary reports, Namor is NOT Aquaman

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Director Zach Snider is "sad" to report that little-known actor Jason Namor believes that he is the DC Comics character Aquaman and that, as such, he is "king of the seven seas." Previously, Namor has imagined himself to have mar...
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Funny story: Prince George playfully clicks 'send', parents get unexpected invoice

Prince George playfully clicks 'send', parents get unexpected invoice

The parents of a well known infant have been invoiced for Birthday Cake Costs they never intended. Baby George Windsor crashed down onto the keyboard of his Dad's Laptop the other day, causing an unintended purchase of a 'Frozen' - Inspired Biscui...
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