Pepe Le Pew Announces He Is FIV-Positive, Asks Cats For Forgiveness

Funny story: Pepe Le Pew Announces He Is FIV-Positive, Asks Cats For Forgiveness
Los Angeles- Famed cartoon skunk and international playboy Pepe Le Pew announced today that he has been FIV-positive for the last several years. Rumors of Pepe's condition have been circulating in the cartoon biz for quite a while, according to sou...
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Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

Funny story: Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow
BOWLING GREEN, KY- After years of unhealthy eating and a sedentary lifestyle, Alex Witzgall, 26, told himself he would go to the gym. Tomorrow. "Yeah, well, I'd go this evening after work, but I have to watch the Pats game," he thought to himself...
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YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January

Funny story: YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January
NASHVILLE, TN- With the new year fast approaching, YMCA of Hendersonville announced yesterday they will be hiring 2 million seasonal employees to help combat the massive influx of people expected to make an appearance during the first week of the New...
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Man Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken

Funny story: Man Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken
FRANKLIN, KY- After virtually no debate whatsoever, researchers at the Kentucky Institute of Technology have unanimously declared what they believe to be the "greatest selfie ever taken". The indefectible snapshot was initially discovered by resea...
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What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

Funny story: What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.
The independent expose website Wakileaks (It is spelled correctly) has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already over hyped S...
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Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Funny story: Sarah Palin to Start Own Party
Wasilla, AKSarah Palin announced that she would be forming her own party and running for president in 2018. She was then informed that 2018 isn't an election year and changed it to 2017. Upon releasing the news about the party, the first people sh...
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Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Funny story: Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable
Local metal band "Hardly What The Name Indicates" now struggling with identity crisis after being told by fans they were "too predictable," and "not br00tal enough". The band is known for generic blast beats, highly technical arrangements, and impos...
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Disney Announces "Elon Musk's SpaceX Presents Marvel's Star Wars: The Frozen Force Avengers" Mashup Movie

Funny story: Disney Announces "Elon Musk's SpaceX Presents Marvel's Star Wars: The Frozen Force Avengers" Mashup Movie
Disney is raking in tons of dough from its Frozen, Marvel, and Star Wars franchises. So much so that it's contracting with Elon Musk's SpaceX to store some of that money on Mars ("Get your assets to Mars!"). Of course, while stockholders are happy...
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Funny story: Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe with questions such as "Which one is Darth Vader?" and "So the Force is like magic?" sources confirmed Wednesday that area woman Jen Calderson provoked the i...
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Funny story: Erskine Quint goes to Hollywood

Erskine Quint goes to Hollywood

After storming the Alamo in Texas, it seems that the US has no answer to Erskine Quint Intrepid Adventurer venturing further west into the higher realms of entertainment, movies and out of work waiters because out of work actors are taking their jobs...
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Funny story: Sean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!

Sean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!

Ex-Madonna hubby and general film-star hooligan, Sean Penn, has furthered his interest in Middle America after supporting Haitian earthquake victims by chapping up to El Chapo, notorious prison breaker and multi billionaire Mexican drug dealer (and g...
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Funny story: Cincinnati Zoo names ugly baby penguin chick after David Bowie

Cincinnati Zoo names ugly baby penguin chick after David Bowie

CINCINNATI Ohio - You'd think a legendary musical artist who suffered for a year and a half with cancer before his death would just be allowed to rest in peace. But no, a zoo named a baby blue or fairy penguin, who arrived to this world weighing 46 g...
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Funny story: Gunbattle TV: new in 2026

Gunbattle TV: new in 2026

Today, 18 January 2026, we can report the launch of America's newest and most exciting channel. Gunbattle TV will start at midnight tonight. It will initially run for a few hours each night, before expanding into 24-hour format within the first year.
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Funny story: Lackluster Musician's Vindictive Nature Causes Irreparable Damage

Lackluster Musician's Vindictive Nature Causes Irreparable Damage

In standard teenage-girl-throwing-a-tantrum format, the talentless nobody, Amber Coffman, dramatically accused well known-music publicist, Heathcliff Berru, of sexual assault. On Monday afternoon, Coffman, best-known for her vocal contribution to...
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Funny story: Tarantino's "Blood'nGore Restaurants" to Open Soon

Tarantino's "Blood'nGore Restaurants" to Open Soon

Movie mogul Quentin Tarantino with a consortium of business friends has purchased a chain of abattoirs across Los Angeles. The abattoirs will still function as abattoirs but will now incorporate restaurants and special seating arrangements where clie...
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Funny story: Adele to release mini album called '69'

Adele to release mini album called '69'

She's written songs about the word 'hello' and pavements but now London's most successful singer named Adele is set to release a controversial mini album entitled '69'. Details of the album's exact content are still a mystery but a number of propo...
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