Funny story: The New Smash Hit Film - 'Dawn Of The Planet Of Illegal Immigrants'!

The New Smash Hit Film - 'Dawn Of The Planet Of Illegal Immigrants'!

The new Sci-Fi flick 'Dawn Of The Planet Of Illegal Immigrants' is taking the box office by storm! The latest sequel in the series that started with 'Planet Of The Illegal Immigrants' then continued with 'Beyond The Planet Of The Illegal Immigrants',...
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Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

London, UK - A life size sculpture of the seedy smack addict who drank herself to death aged 27 is to be erected at Stables Market in Camden, North London, on a spot where she regularly scored crack cocaine. Heaving with stalls selling tacky drugs...
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Game Of Thrones Producer Determined To Feature Every British Actor With A Pulse Sooner Or Later

Game of Thrones producers have announced that they are close to accomplishing what no other TV show has done before; cast, in some form or another - every actor born in the UK. Already having featured every British thespian born in Scotland, North...
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Funny story: Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

HELL---Longtime tabloid talk show host Jerry Springer was pronounced dead from a gorilla attack on Friday, soon after beginning his Final Thought segment at the end of the show, but was eventually revived by EMTs at the scene. Friday's show, which...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers recent comments seemingly to support Israeli actions, backfired as her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon took revenge. Apparently sick of being associated as Joan Rivers loyal plastic surgeon, he had been subjected to daily protests from anti...
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Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Miami - Ribert Van Wonkle, AKA Vanilla Ice-cream, is back to bank a little coin to further build his home remodeling company, as well as light up the overseas music charts with a remake of his hit single from the 1990's. Ice-cream, who seems to be...
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Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls, survival expert, tragically broke down and entered what appears to be a catatonic state on his latest adventure in the Siberian Tundra due to the onset of hypothermia after being left alone by his camera crew for five minutes. The team w...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Comedienne Joan Rivers may have died last week following complications from plastic surgery, but that doesn't mean she's slowed down or lost her edge. The eighty-one year-old comic, known for her bitchy attitude, is still makin' 'em laugh in the afte...
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Daryl Hannah Breaks Up With Neil Young

I get confused sometimes but as soon as he started playing Heart of Gold instead of Sweet Caroline, I realized that I had gotten Neil Young and Neil Diamond mixed up," said Ms. Hannah on her break-up.


 
Funny story: Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Captain Jean Luc Picard has been assimilated into the Borg while watching a Tennis Tutorial DVD. Bjorn Borg alias 3 of 5 has changed the DNA of Captain Picard by sinister reverse incantations on his "Learn Tennis With The Borg" DVD. One of the fac...
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Funny story: Interview with Godzilla: He Holds Forth on the Movie, Personal Stuff, and What Happened on Hawaii

Interview with Godzilla: He Holds Forth on the Movie, Personal Stuff, and What Happened on Hawaii

Patui-Tui-Twonga, South Pacific -- Following some intensive investigative work, we caught up with Godzilla on a remote island where the resurgent mutant lizard was keeping a low profile, after having been deported from the big island of Hawaii for ca...
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Funny story: Chimps Sue Planet of the Apes Makers

Chimps Sue Planet of the Apes Makers

Chimps are filing lawsuits against the Planet Of the Apes makers citing unfair portrayals in the film. One of the chimps signed furiously to his human counsel citing that the makers artistic license has been taken too far and these are not real ch...
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Funny story: Michael Douglas cancer advice rejected by JP Morgan boss

Michael Douglas cancer advice rejected by JP Morgan boss

New York - The Oscar-winning producer of One Blue Over The Cuckoo's Nest famously blamed his now-cured throat cancer on a bout of dodgy oral sex in a 'tasteless' quip that wife Catherine Zeta Jones said had left her feeling uncomfortable and down in...
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Funny story: Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

A Florida man was scratching his head in confusion last night after he once again failed to tell Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon apart - at one stage even convincing himself that they were the same person. "I simply do not know which one is which,"...
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Funny story: Baby Naming Business

Baby Naming Business

A baby naming business born in Boulder, Colorado, in January is doing remarkably well. What started as an expectant father searching for the perfect name, owner Michael Scholes says he is now creating hundreds of names a month for other people. "...
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Funny story: Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

ALMOST HEAVEN -- Has-been celebrities, in an effort to generate publicity and reignite their flagging careers, claim to be "outraged" over nude photo spreads of themselves--and, in one case, at least--a sex tape that were allegedly stolen from a "hac...
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Funny story: Seinfeld Injured In Auto Accident Filming Episode of 'Comedians Getting Coffee'

Seinfeld Injured In Auto Accident Filming Episode of 'Comedians Getting Coffee'

Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident yesterday while filming an episode of "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and...
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