"Titanic" composer dies when house comes loose and hits iceberg

Funny story: "Titanic" composer dies when house comes loose and hits iceberg
Today's highlights from the funeral log, is James Horner in the number one position. For many of you, his passing will evoke memories of his wonderful music for "Titanic" for which he received an Oscar. Horner lived on the ocean front by a tiny...
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Jennifer Lopez jumps out of the closet as Victor-Victoria

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez jumps out of the closet as Victor-Victoria
The rice and beans actress Jennifer Lopez has become the latest celebrity to 'come out' as a lesbian. After successfully completing her audition for the movie Victor/Victoria, the actress jumps out of the closet and exposes her tender shaft for th...
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Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Funny story: Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!
Widow of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love (Who?) has made headlines by being in the wrong place at the right time! Parisian taxi drivers are protesting and blocking off all roads to French major airports because an American company is muscling in on th...
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Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery

Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery
The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enou...
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Reincarnated Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau Discovered in Rural South Carolina

Funny story: Reincarnated Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau Discovered in Rural South Carolina
The legends behind the mysterious Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau have captivated people in the deep south for centuries. Born a free black woman, her practice of Voodoo in the city of New Orleans earned her a plethora of cult like followers as well as me...
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Crazy "Jackass"-like Norwegian PSA blasts young people for not adding a condom to their sexy times

Funny story: Crazy "Jackass"-like Norwegian PSA blasts young people for not adding a condom to their sexy times
If you get hit with confetti ejaculated from a giant penis in Norway, you may have been STDed. The joke's on you, but it's no laughing matter. Unprotected sex can make your life as miserable as hell. It can also kill you as dead as a .44 magnum. I...
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Pokemon Move Considered Homophobic

Funny story: Pokemon Move Considered Homophobic
The popular game/anime series Pokemon has come under fire for one of its moves being deemed homophobic. One of the many moves a pokemon can learn is called "Attract". It is used in battles and by wild pokemon to cause the rival to become infatuat...
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There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer

Funny story: There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer
There's a trendy word making the rounds among teens during these hot summer months and that word is celibacy. Yes, celibacy, the practice of safe sex via the means of abstinence or, in other words, no sex. When I first heard this prudish practice...
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Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
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Funny story: Britney Spears and her son in the year 2052

Britney Spears and her son in the year 2052

Year 2052- Britney Spears' son Jaden has officially applied to change his name after undergoing a gender change operation, according to reports. Spears who is now living in a convalescent home publicly supports her son's decision because she has a...
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Funny story: New Puppet Show Starring Scott Walker

New Puppet Show Starring Scott Walker

Determined not to be outdone by Warner Brothers or the famous Ringling Brothers, the infamous Koch Brothers got their traveling show on the road featuring Scott Walker, cast as the quirky governor of an obscure Midwestern state. His costar is Bozo Th...
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Funny story: Harper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released

Harper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released

This Tuesday, July 14, marks a huge new day in literary history. The 14th, as all fans of "To Kill a Mockingbird" know, is the release sate for the long-awaited second novel by Harper Lee. First written in 1943, "Go Set a Watchman" was actually t...
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Funny story: Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies

Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies

Cairo, Egypt - Best known for his iconic roles in "Lawrence of Arabia", "Doctor Zhivago", and Japanese porno "Dongzilla", Omar Sharif died today in a Cairo hospital from what doctors called a "massive coronary" sustained while "he was being blown" by...
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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Has First Menstrual Period, Changes Back To Male

Caitlyn Jenner Has First Menstrual Period, Changes Back To Male

Hollywood, CA--It turns out Caitlyn Jenner isn't very brave after all. The famed transgender has just suffered through her first menstrual period and is returning to her original sex. She says she had no idea what women have to go through and can't...
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Funny story: Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...
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Funny story: Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

The movie Antman was able to bring back Michael Douglas on screen from how he looked 25 years ago through the utilization of "digital equivalence." The technology has been hailed as revolutionary by those artists working in the field of visual ef...
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Funny story: Porn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You

Porn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You

The rumors are true: The Institute of Cinematography (INCIN) signed a deal with producer George Floockis and director Stephen Spiltbeerger for a new feature-length epic motion picture starring Tom Screws with Hellin DeGenerate. The film will be the f...
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