Guns N' Roses Reunion Show Brings Celebrities You Forgot Existed

Funny story: Guns N' Roses Reunion Show Brings Celebrities You Forgot Existed
Last night in Los Angeles, Guns N' Roses played their first reunion show at the famous Troubadour. Only 500 tickets were available, and you bet the club was filled with lucky fans and celebrities you forgot existed. Lenny Kravitz made a splash whe...
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Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex
According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home. The source who wishes to be an...
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Bill Cosby Demands to Know Why His Q-Score Has Fallen So Low

Funny story: Bill Cosby Demands to Know Why His Q-Score Has Fallen So Low
Huxtable, Massachusetts Comedian Bill Cosby's lawyers have contacted the Q-Rating Co., the one that surveys people to ascertain popularity ratings of celebrities, to see why their client has fallen so low in their most recent report. "It just look...
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Church of Satan Sues Led Zeppelin

Funny story: Church of Satan Sues Led Zeppelin
Auntie Sandra Levi, High Priestess of The Church of Satan, filed a lawsuit this week alleging that rock band Led Zeppelin plagiarized the copyrighted liturgy of her church. "When they recorded the subliminal Satanic lyrics in Stairway to Heaven, t...
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Dinner with Gronk

Funny story: Dinner with Gronk
FOXBORO-- Rob Gronkowski has started to rev up his personality for the forthcoming football season. They begin stretching and yoga this week at the Patriots camp, and it has Gronk excited, according to a new interview. You have to pick up your Gro...
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You Can Find Prince Songs on You Tube Now

Funny story: You Can Find Prince Songs on You Tube Now
Fans and music lovers were shocked to hear the news this weekend: Prince songs suddenly became available on You Tube. Yes, it's pretty startling. As we all know, Prince, the immensely popular artist who sometimes goes by Prince and sometimes The A...
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Tom Snooze Quitting Scamatology To Get Back to His Roots

Funny story: Tom Snooze Quitting Scamatology To Get Back to His Roots
Clearly Criminal, FL Almost as famous as he thinks he is movie star Tom Snooze made an announcement that he was quitting the Church of Scamatology in order to spend more time with himself. "The church did a lot for me, but what I really need right...
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Tom Brady's Cookbook

Funny story: Tom Brady's Cookbook
DATELINE: From Hunger-- If you are a fan of Tom Brady and into nutrition, you are about to lose $200 worth of ugly wallet fat. Yes, Tom's new book on how to eat healthy will strip you of more than a few inflated calories. Already, starving minions...
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Obama in Hiroshima

Mr. President saying all the 'right' things.

"Death fell from the sky.", said he.

Never rains but it pours, eh?
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Funny story: Bill Cosby is Mystified that NBC Won't Return His Calls

Bill Cosby is Mystified that NBC Won't Return His Calls

Hollywood, CA Bill Cosby, wondering why he hadn't heard from NBC regarding a new show outline he had sent them. "I don't understand why they haven't answered my inquiries. I only had the No. 1 show for them for ten years and brought the network ba...
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Funny story: New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

A new coven is in town with a down-homey, right wing, and bombastic take on political events. On Fox's new Witch Project, Ann Coulter hosts along with regular guest hosts Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, and Christine O'Donnell. The four seasoned witch...
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Funny story: Ozzie Osbourne Surprised to Find Out He's Still Married to Sharon

Ozzie Osbourne Surprised to Find Out He's Still Married to Sharon

London, England Ozzie Osbourne, former lead singer of Black Sabbath and star of the Osbournes reality show, was shocked when he was served with divorce papers while dining on Roast Bat. "I thought we ended that bloody travesty of a marriage years...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Refuses Broadway Show Due to No Nudity In It

Miley Cyrus Refuses Broadway Show Due to No Nudity In It

Broadway, New York Miley Cyrus, once the late Hannah Montana, refused and was very mad at an offer to do a Broadway play known for its family values called Virginity Forever. "This is an outrage!" spoke Ms. Cyrus. "Everyone knows my fans love two...
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Funny story: Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Everyone has noticed. What's up with the white area around Donald Trump's eyes and eye bags? Amanda Baijerkokopf, a makeup artist who works in the Los Angeles movie industry talked about the billionaire's current odd countenance, and the puffy wh...
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Funny story: Loki Trumps House at Casino

Loki Trumps House at Casino

Loki Hiddleston is auditioning to be the next James Bond by starring as Pine/Birch, the mysterious agent in John LeCarre's The Night Manager. When House Laurie shows up at the Swiss hotel, the flakes fly and villainy clashes. A LeCarre miniseries...
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Funny story: 90s TV Legend Sgt. Bash Lands New MTV Reality Show

90s TV Legend Sgt. Bash Lands New MTV Reality Show

Things are about to fire up after legendary late 90s TV robot Sergeant Bash announced his television comeback. The Robot Wars star (18) was believed to be very disappointed after he was snubbed in the BBC's upcoming reboot of the Friday night glad...
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Funny story: Spice Girls to Reform for Adult Nappy Commercial

Spice Girls to Reform for Adult Nappy Commercial

London, England The Spice Girls announced yet ANOTHER reunion of the band. This time, the reason is purely economic, as were the last eight reunions. The prematurely old Girl Power band are clearly not "girls" anymore. Years of hard living and par...
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