Boston Celtics Crotch Problem

Funny story: Boston Celtics Crotch Problem
Marcus Smart of the Celtics has a Crotch Problem. Star basketball player Smart was fined $15,000 for an obscene gesture aimed at the referees. Please, don't shoot with that itchy trigger finger. In a world of endless and myriad ways to convey a...
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Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

Funny story: Gronk Doubles His Pleasure
DATELINE: Patriots Country - Over at our country club on the bay, we all know the importance of having a motorboat in excellent condition for summer cruising. To our surprise, a rather busty woman (on the order of Anita Ekberg or Jayne Mansfield)...
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Scamatology Head David Makemerich Asked to Star in Movie Blockbuster About Him

Funny story: Scamatology Head David Makemerich Asked to Star in Movie Blockbuster About Him
Clearlydelusional, FL In startling movie news, Scamatology Head Cheese has purchased a large movie studio in the El Lay area to twin up with the other movie studio he bought a few years ago. The first movie announced by the new studio will be a b...
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Ancient Wheel Displayed in Britain, Special Crooner at its Side!

Funny story: Ancient Wheel Displayed in Britain, Special Crooner at its Side!
The news that a 3,000-year-old wooden wheel had been found in Britain was, of course, exciting. But even more exciting was who was standing at its side when the wheel recently made its debut to the public. It was none other than the late, great cr...
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Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

Funny story: Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter
In a shock move, the BBC announced today that Matt le Blanc would be replaced by the potential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, if he fails to win the presidency later this year. Le Blanc, who disgraced himself earlier this week by eating doughnu...
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Sleep Deprived Attorney Incriminates Client During Pretrial Hearing

Funny story: Sleep Deprived Attorney Incriminates Client During Pretrial Hearing
K.C.,MO: The 1998 cold case murder of 17 year old Martin Keif seemed to be on it's way to a resolution until a well respected defense attorney brought everything to a screeching halt. Jared O'Connell Esq. (aka Mr. Not Guilty) is one of the most f...
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Bill Cosby is Only Attendee at The Cosby Show Reunion

Funny story: Bill Cosby is Only Attendee at The Cosby Show Reunion
Los Angeles, CA Bill Cosby was chagrined to find himself the only attendee at the latest Cosby Show reunion. "I don't know why they aren't here! And I ordered and paid for prime rib dinners for everyone! It's really strange, since three years ago,...
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Couple In Dismay After Discovering Fancy Italian Restaurant Does Not Have Endless Garlic Bread

Funny story: Couple In Dismay After Discovering Fancy Italian Restaurant Does Not Have Endless Garlic Bread
Local couple Rob McLaughlin and Janet Edwards are celebrating their one year anniversary at Giorgio's, a high-end italian restaurant, and have just been informed by the server there is no endless garlic bread. Rob and Janet, after being seated for...
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Trump Offers to Sell Soul to Devil to Win U.S. Presidential Election

The Devil laughs maniacally, then refuses, saying, "I already own your soul, Trump!"
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Funny story: Guns N' Roses Reunion Show Brings Celebrities You Forgot Existed

Guns N' Roses Reunion Show Brings Celebrities You Forgot Existed

Last night in Los Angeles, Guns N' Roses played their first reunion show at the famous Troubadour. Only 500 tickets were available, and you bet the club was filled with lucky fans and celebrities you forgot existed. Lenny Kravitz made a splash whe...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

Hillary Clinton Furious After Bill Butt-Dials Her During Sex

According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home. The source who wishes to be an...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby Demands to Know Why His Q-Score Has Fallen So Low

Bill Cosby Demands to Know Why His Q-Score Has Fallen So Low

Huxtable, Massachusetts Comedian Bill Cosby's lawyers have contacted the Q-Rating Co., the one that surveys people to ascertain popularity ratings of celebrities, to see why their client has fallen so low in their most recent report. "It just look...
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Funny story: Church of Satan Sues Led Zeppelin

Church of Satan Sues Led Zeppelin

Auntie Sandra Levi, High Priestess of The Church of Satan, filed a lawsuit this week alleging that rock band Led Zeppelin plagiarized the copyrighted liturgy of her church. "When they recorded the subliminal Satanic lyrics in Stairway to Heaven, t...
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Funny story: 90s TV Legend Sgt. Bash Lands New MTV Reality Show

90s TV Legend Sgt. Bash Lands New MTV Reality Show

Things are about to fire up after legendary late 90s TV robot Sergeant Bash announced his television comeback. The Robot Wars star (18) was believed to be very disappointed after he was snubbed in the BBC's upcoming reboot of the Friday night glad...
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Funny story: Spice Girls to Reform for Adult Nappy Commercial

Spice Girls to Reform for Adult Nappy Commercial

London, England The Spice Girls announced yet ANOTHER reunion of the band. This time, the reason is purely economic, as were the last eight reunions. The prematurely old Girl Power band are clearly not "girls" anymore. Years of hard living and par...
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Funny story: Prince Harry promises Obama and his wife an after "swing" party!

Prince Harry promises Obama and his wife an after "swing" party!

Buckingham Palace have announced that lame duck President Obama and his wife are to dine with Prince Harry and his rather boring brother, Willy and his missus. Now naughty Harry purposely invited himself to the rather luxurious dinner in Kensingto...
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Funny story: Sean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!

Sean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!

Ex-Madonna hubby and general film-star hooligan, Sean Penn, has furthered his interest in Middle America after supporting Haitian earthquake victims by chapping up to El Chapo, notorious prison breaker and multi billionaire Mexican drug dealer (and g...
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