Jennifer Lopez jumps out of the closet as Victor-Victoria

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez jumps out of the closet as Victor-Victoria
The rice and beans actress Jennifer Lopez has become the latest celebrity to 'come out' as a lesbian. After successfully completing her audition for the movie Victor/Victoria, the actress jumps out of the closet and exposes her tender shaft for th...
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Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery

Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery
The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enou...
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Crazy "Jackass"-like Norwegian PSA blasts young people for not adding a condom to their sexy times

Funny story: Crazy "Jackass"-like Norwegian PSA blasts young people for not adding a condom to their sexy times
If you get hit with confetti ejaculated from a giant penis in Norway, you may have been STDed. The joke's on you, but it's no laughing matter. Unprotected sex can make your life as miserable as hell. It can also kill you as dead as a .44 magnum. I...
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Reincarnated Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau Discovered in Rural South Carolina

Funny story: Reincarnated Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau Discovered in Rural South Carolina
The legends behind the mysterious Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau have captivated people in the deep south for centuries. Born a free black woman, her practice of Voodoo in the city of New Orleans earned her a plethora of cult like followers as well as me...
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Pokemon Move Considered Homophobic

Funny story: Pokemon Move Considered Homophobic
The popular game/anime series Pokemon has come under fire for one of its moves being deemed homophobic. One of the many moves a pokemon can learn is called "Attract". It is used in battles and by wild pokemon to cause the rival to become infatuat...
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Britney Spears and her son in the year 2052

Funny story: Britney Spears and her son in the year 2052
Year 2052- Britney Spears' son Jaden has officially applied to change his name after undergoing a gender change operation, according to reports. Spears who is now living in a convalescent home publicly supports her son's decision because she has a...
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There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer

Funny story: There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer
There's a trendy word making the rounds among teens during these hot summer months and that word is celibacy. Yes, celibacy, the practice of safe sex via the means of abstinence or, in other words, no sex. When I first heard this prudish practice...
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New Puppet Show Starring Scott Walker

Funny story: New Puppet Show Starring Scott Walker
Determined not to be outdone by Warner Brothers or the famous Ringling Brothers, the infamous Koch Brothers got their traveling show on the road featuring Scott Walker, cast as the quirky governor of an obscure Midwestern state. His costar is Bozo Th...
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Westboro Ass-Tits

The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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Funny story: Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies

Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies

Cairo, Egypt - Best known for his iconic roles in "Lawrence of Arabia", "Doctor Zhivago", and Japanese porno "Dongzilla", Omar Sharif died today in a Cairo hospital from what doctors called a "massive coronary" sustained while "he was being blown" by...
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Funny story: Harper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released

Harper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released

This Tuesday, July 14, marks a huge new day in literary history. The 14th, as all fans of "To Kill a Mockingbird" know, is the release sate for the long-awaited second novel by Harper Lee. First written in 1943, "Go Set a Watchman" was actually t...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez supports her friend Maximilian

Jennifer Lopez supports her friend Maximilian

Jennifer Lopez mentored her friend Maximilian after he had a hemorrhoid operation in New York City. She showed up with gifts at the hospital to cheer Max up. She brought him flowers and a music CD of Madonna's song "Like A Virgin." They met...
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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Has First Menstrual Period, Changes Back To Male

Caitlyn Jenner Has First Menstrual Period, Changes Back To Male

Hollywood, CA--It turns out Caitlyn Jenner isn't very brave after all. The famed transgender has just suffered through her first menstrual period and is returning to her original sex. She says she had no idea what women have to go through and can't...
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Funny story: Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

The movie Antman was able to bring back Michael Douglas on screen from how he looked 25 years ago through the utilization of "digital equivalence." The technology has been hailed as revolutionary by those artists working in the field of visual ef...
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Funny story: Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...
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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast

Caitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast

Transgender superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be joining the cast of the daytime drama "Bold and the Beautiful" this September. Caitlyn will be playing Vanessa Forrester a mysterious aunt who arrives in LA to claim her share of the Forrester Creations...
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Funny story: Porn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You

Porn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You

The rumors are true: The Institute of Cinematography (INCIN) signed a deal with producer George Floockis and director Stephen Spiltbeerger for a new feature-length epic motion picture starring Tom Screws with Hellin DeGenerate. The film will be the f...
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