Funny story: Uh-Oh. Another Hollywood Open Secret Bites The Uhhhh......Dust

Uh-Oh. Another Hollywood Open Secret Bites The Uhhhh......Dust

LOS ANGELES - Due no doubt to the ongoing public domained enquiring mind-wise fascination surrounding anything to do with however it was (if only just because) recently defamed (and rightly so) high end comedy legend Bill Cosby apparently had to...
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Putin stars in 'Paddle Of Rebuke' spoof lager ad

Brisbane, Australia - Russian leader Vladimir Putin has flounced off home from the G20 Summit after a spoof lager commercial sent him up as a 'drongo'.** The 30 second TV ad aired during Brisbane prime time featuring Vlad as the bore who 'can't s...
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Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest

Hollywood, California The Trivia Contest starring Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift, started off with Paris Hilton asked to name five states to which she answered, "Confusion, California, France, Shock, and California.
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Funny story: Kim Jong un Is The New Face Of Anusal Pile Ointment

Kim Jong un Is The New Face Of Anusal Pile Ointment

In a break from the usual pile ointment stereotypes such as John Gudman or Robbie Coaltraine, North Korean leader, Kim Jong un has been awarded the coveted Anusal haemorrhoid advertising contract. The handsome leader is initially contracted to st...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
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Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...
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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Funny story: Keith Richards was my role model says park bench hobo

Keith Richards was my role model says park bench hobo

New York - "I spent my formative years staring at vids of Keith Richards crashed out on the living room couch," reclusive Central Park vagrant Wally Richards said today, "it's what inspired me to a life of booze and drugs." The comments come amid...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Shocked That Some Products Not Endorsed By Her - Offers To Help Out

Sofia Vergara Shocked That Some Products Not Endorsed By Her - Offers To Help Out

A shell shocked Sofia Vergara is still reeling in horror after discovering that there were still products and services that the buxom Colombian actress was not endorsing. "Call me mad - but it seems as though there are many products and services...
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Funny story: Ebola testing at Hamptons Film Festival ahead of Wednesday's eclipsed blood moon

Ebola testing at Hamptons Film Festival ahead of Wednesday's eclipsed blood moon

Long Island - Astrologers advising the 22nd Hamptons International Film Festival are recommending the installation of a giant anti-Ebola sheep dip at Montauk Airport ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. The blood-red supermoon will be conjunct Ura...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Comedienne Joan Rivers may have died last week following complications from plastic surgery, but that doesn't mean she's slowed down or lost her edge. The eighty-one year-old comic, known for her bitchy attitude, is still makin' 'em laugh in the afte...
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Funny story: Madonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable

Madonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable

At 56, Madonna has posed topless for a magazine photo shoot, hoping to prove that the same 16-year-old boys first experiencing the wonders of manhood by masturbating to her nude photos 30 years ago, will still do as lonely, broken, well-moisturized m...
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Funny story: Bush Twins 'shagged the White House janitor' says Jenna Hager

Bush Twins 'shagged the White House janitor' says Jenna Hager

Washington AC/DC - "And next thing you know the guy's suddenly President," Dubya's daughter said today, "one helluva career move considering he used to mop the White House floor." Jenna Bush Hager and her twin Barbara were appearing on Wednesday n...
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Funny story: Seth Rogen passes drug test

Seth Rogen passes drug test

According to an anonymous Hollywood studio executive, actor/comedy-writer Seth Rogen recently passed a mandatory drug test which was required for an upcoming role. The negative THC results surprised studio management due to Rogen's well-known mar...
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Funny story: Pink Floyd's New Album Saved By Stephen Hawking

Pink Floyd's New Album Saved By Stephen Hawking

I was going to write a long winded review of Pink Floyd's final album but all I need to say is that I thought David Gilmour wasn't going to open his mouth once. However, he eventually does some 'oooooh oooohs' on track 17. But hold on! This is ju...
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Funny story: US National Basketcase Association forks out $1m for Kate and William to watch LeBron James

US National Basketcase Association forks out $1m for Kate and William to watch LeBron James

New York - Shameless Brit poseurs Kate and William have accepted a million dollar bung to watch a dreary basketball game during a forthcoming New York trip. The PR stunt is being billed as basketcase bosses' dream come true as the UK's top poodlef...
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