Donald Trump Is The Boy Who Cried "Wrong"

Funny story: Donald Trump Is The Boy Who Cried "Wrong"
After being accused of trying to make America Great Again by grabbing another pussy, the man who is trying to break the Guinness Book of world records for the most lies told during a presidential campaign, Donald Trump is crying "Wrong" again! Ju...
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Kim Kardashian The Queen Of Selfies Retires Her Booty From Breaking The Internet

Funny story: Kim Kardashian The Queen Of Selfies Retires Her Booty From Breaking The Internet
The world wide web has been crashing, due to suffering from withdrawals of Kim Kardashian's daily selfies. Kim was the queen of breaking the internet with her big booty, and it wasn't always from her sitting on it! Once upon a time, Kardashian fans f...
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Grammy To Go To David Foster Wallace

Funny story: Grammy To Go To David Foster Wallace
The Grammy Music Awards committee will posthumously name writer David Foster Wallace as a recipient of a Lifetime achievement award in February. The news was met with quizzical looks and murmurs of "WTH?" Joyce Muenzler, a self described "huge...
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US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

Funny story: US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!
US citizens have been voting in one of the greatest useless elections ever to be had; is Donald Duck more popular than Minnie Mouse (Chosen because of his and hers gender bender allegiances)? November the eighth will go down in US history as total...
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Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Funny story: Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants
Trump Tower, NY Trump gave his 18th press conference in 4 days to announce more of his selections for his Cabinet. "Many people have remarked that many of my selections came from my old TV show, Celebrity Apprentice. Well, I was secretly trying a...
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Sharapova becomes UN Ambassador for global drug runners!

Funny story: Sharapova becomes UN Ambassador for global drug runners!
Banned ex-tennis star and super grunt-er, Maria Sharapova, has been elected by the UN to represent a growing number of illegals whose extremely difficult and dangerous job it is supplying the world's drug consumers with fresh lines of produce. The...
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Leonard Cohen dies after hearing the Trumphole won

Funny story: Leonard Cohen dies after hearing the Trumphole won
When one of Leonards friends told him about the Trumphole victory he had a heart attack and dropped dead on the spot. It was well known he was ill and had to go back on the road after his manager ripped him off, but it seems the rise of Neo-Nazism...
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Packer to lose more money as Carey wants back-out fee

Funny story: Packer to lose more money as Carey wants back-out fee
Packers luck is going from bad to worse, just after his dodgy Whale Hunting got all his Chinese staff arrested now Carey has dumped him and is demanding $50M for a Back-out relocation fee. Huge controversy surrounds who is the dumper and who is th...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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Funny story: Robert Vaughn dies after hearing Trumphole wins

Robert Vaughn dies after hearing Trumphole wins

Robert Vaughan - the prototypical security agent and the man from UNCLE has died upon hearing Emperor OctoTrumpus won the election. It appears as though a spate of baby boomers dying upon hearing the rise of Trumpism is taking place, with concerns...
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Funny story: Tiffany And Barron Mad At President-Elect Trump

Tiffany And Barron Mad At President-Elect Trump

Donald Trump's primary daughter, Ivanka, has been tapped for role on the president-elect's White House transition team, joining Trump's main son, Donald, Jr., and his third-favorite son, Eric. Trump's other daughter, Tiffany, the only child from his...
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Funny story: Emperor OctoTrumpus™ appoints special prosecutor to take down SNL

Emperor OctoTrumpus™ appoints special prosecutor to take down SNL

It seems Kate McKinnons heart warming redention of Cohens anthem for sanity Hallelujah is the last straw for the Emperor. He has ordered a full congressional investigation into SNL and their libelous so called humour. Alec Baldwin seems to be the...
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Funny story: Watching Paint Dry New Baby Boomer Habit

Watching Paint Dry New Baby Boomer Habit

Streaming entertainment has been the buzzword (well, buzzwords) for the past few years as media conglomerates battle each other for content and access to the consumer. Recent studies have shown that millenials spend 2000% more time watching movies o...
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Funny story: Mom discovers communication potential of emoji

Mom discovers communication potential of emoji

Medicine Park, OK - Fascinated by the whole new world opening up before her, local mother of two discovered emoji Thursday. Samantha Briggs, 54, is reportedly sending record amounts of texts and Facebook messages just so she could use the new means o...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan's Nobel Due to "Wiggle Wiggle"

Bob Dylan's Nobel Due to "Wiggle Wiggle"

Details have emerged about Bob Dylan's winning of the Nobel Prize for Literature, an event which sent shock waves thru the literary world. Per Wastberg, head of the Nobel Committee for Literature, has explained the reasons for the selection. "Mai...
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Funny story: Adele helps pregnant mothers by telling them; "It aint no fun being a mum!"

Adele helps pregnant mothers by telling them; "It aint no fun being a mum!"

One of Britain's most famous exports, singer/songwriter Adele, has decided to go public and warned pregnant mother's about having babies, she say's "being a mum aint no fun!" Adele just happened to be paid a couple of million for telling her despe...
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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Nipple Pumps - Culture Minister to consider Ban

Harry Potter and the Nipple Pumps - Culture Minister to consider Ban

Her Majesty's Principal Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Karen Bradley, has been asked by MPs to reconsider approval of the printing of J.K. Rowling's latest novel, 'Harry Potter and the Nipple Pumps'. "OK", explained the Culture S...
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