Funny story: Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Los Angeles - There are reports this weekend of an out-of-control Tiger Woods lookalike prowling outside Paris Hilton's Bel Air boudouir. The sexy beast was seen howling at the moon above the blonde socialite's pad as security guards prepared to d...
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Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
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Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

London, UK - A life size sculpture of the seedy smack addict who drank herself to death aged 27 is to be erected at Stables Market in Camden, North London, on a spot where she regularly scored crack cocaine. Heaving with stalls selling tacky drugs...
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Funny story: Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal. -- Information on the death of actor/comedian Robin Williams continues to surface and make news days after his apparent suicide shocked the world. The slow stream of information has, however, gone from the sublime to the ridiculou...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Pittsburgh, PA-Justin Bieber, who recently joined the Pittsburgh Steelers in their Bible study meeting, was reportedly wanted by the NFL after pelting the Steelers' latest opponents, the New York Jets, with eggs during their post-halftime huddle.
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Maria Sharapova's Grunt To Be Used In Godzilla Sequel

Hollywood - Sequels are rarely able to muster the excitement of their originals and in Godzilla' case that goes double...or triple. However one clever addition will include a celebrity voice. In this case it will be a celebrity grunt from the beau...
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Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Buenos Aires - "Getting their asses kicked from Argentina over some dumb number plate ranks as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries," the head ot MI5 said today. The Security Service tipoff reckons Clarkson and his Top Gear henchmen were unceremonoiu...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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Funny story: Breaking Bad Emmy Awards Lead To Blue Bath Salts Sales Explosion

Breaking Bad Emmy Awards Lead To Blue Bath Salts Sales Explosion

Breaking Bad's recent Emmy award successes have led to people placing dishes of blue bath salts around the house to fool people into thinking they have millions of dollars worth of a certain substance about the house, a gossip columnist told our own...
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Funny story: Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...
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Funny story: Kanye/LL Cool J Most Passive-Aggressive Rap Grudge in Decades

Kanye/LL Cool J Most Passive-Aggressive Rap Grudge in Decades

There's a lot of jive about the so-called grudge between Tupac and Biggie, but this storm in a teacup pales in comparison to the biggest, baddest rap grudge in history. Check it. Kanye West recently had these well-meaning but uncomplimentary words...
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Funny story: Pink Floyd's New Album Saved By Stephen Hawking

Pink Floyd's New Album Saved By Stephen Hawking

I was going to write a long winded review of Pink Floyd's final album but all I need to say is that I thought David Gilmour wasn't going to open his mouth once. However, he eventually does some 'oooooh oooohs' on track 17. But hold on! This is ju...
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Funny story: Improv Group "Pretty Sure" There Was No One In The Audience

Improv Group "Pretty Sure" There Was No One In The Audience

The Cincinnati comedy group "Plumbers Delight" artistic director Jake Hertnett said he was almost positive that the group performed an entire 90 minute show for empty chairs last Friday night. "The group has had some challenges" said Hertnett...
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Funny story: New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...
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Funny story: A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

Venice, Italy - It looked fab on a 16 year-old size zero model at Giambattista Valli's Spring 2014 Couture show where the $15,000 embellished lace creation was voted a winner. This morning an exact replica worn by newlywed Mrs George Clooney, 36,...
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Funny story: KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.

KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.

The Ku Klux Klan has made a somewhat peculiar (and not necessarily entirely sincere?) attempt to find black supporters and allies. They have stated that they prefer underground rap to mainstream gangster rap, as the following highly authentic and...
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