Funny story: Breaking Bad Emmy Awards Lead To Blue Bath Salts Sales Explosion

Breaking Bad Emmy Awards Lead To Blue Bath Salts Sales Explosion

Breaking Bad's recent Emmy award successes have led to people placing dishes of blue bath salts around the house to fool people into thinking they have millions of dollars worth of a certain substance about the house, a gossip columnist told our own...
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Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Hollywood, LA - Plans for a remake of the 1959 classic spy thriller are being challenged in the LA courts on plagiarism grounds. 37 year-old rapper Kanye West and his wife Kim have instructed lawyers to block the iconic Hitchcock movie remake in c...
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SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

Boca Raton, FL - TV executives from the SyFy Channel are excited after receiving great ratings for the latest Sharknado offering and have already announced a new project, Slothicane! According to early reports, the plot for Slothicane will fol...
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Funny story: John Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan

John Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan

NEW YORK - John Mellencamp revealed his plans to win back Meg Ryan today in an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com. You, our readers, will be the first to know the details of his plans. Even Meg won't know before you. John said that first he w...
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Funny story: Seinfeld Injured In Auto Accident Filming Episode of 'Comedians Getting Coffee'

Seinfeld Injured In Auto Accident Filming Episode of 'Comedians Getting Coffee'

Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident yesterday while filming an episode of "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and...
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Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Miami - Ribert Van Wonkle, AKA Vanilla Ice-cream, is back to bank a little coin to further build his home remodeling company, as well as light up the overseas music charts with a remake of his hit single from the 1990's. Ice-cream, who seems to be...
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Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

The recent movie, 'Noah' starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly, did well at the box office and has been holding its own for DVD and Blu-Ray sales, but it has also opened a new door for Hollywood to expand its footprint into the field of turnin...
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Funny story: Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

Madonna sends one million bottles of Kabbalah Water as Ebola holy cure

New York - Cynics insist it's just a toxic cocktail of surplus aircon coolant and radiator overflow from bleeding her Manhattan condo central heating system. This morning one million litres of Madonna's holy Kabbalah Water was enroute to Ebola-t...
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Breaking News...

Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...


 
Funny story: Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Director Didley Scott has made Moses go back and part the Red Sea properly over 100 times until the parting was neat and straight according to an inside source on the location of "Exodus Men and Gods" in Spain. Christian Banal, playing Moses, sai...
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Funny story: Docs put Joan Rivers into a stoma

Docs put Joan Rivers into a stoma

New York - Surgeons working on the fallout of Joan Rivers' latest plastic surgery adventure have put the 80 year-old into a stoma according to reports. The procedure is described as a surgically created abominable - uh, abdominal! - opening that...
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Funny story: Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal. -- Information on the death of actor/comedian Robin Williams continues to surface and make news days after his apparent suicide shocked the world. The slow stream of information has, however, gone from the sublime to the ridiculou...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

London, UK - A life size sculpture of the seedy smack addict who drank herself to death aged 27 is to be erected at Stables Market in Camden, North London, on a spot where she regularly scored crack cocaine. Heaving with stalls selling tacky drugs...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers recent comments seemingly to support Israeli actions, backfired as her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon took revenge. Apparently sick of being associated as Joan Rivers loyal plastic surgeon, he had been subjected to daily protests from anti...
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Funny story: Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Two Artists to Record New "We Are the World" Song for Border Immigrants

Los Angeles - It has been announced that Prince and Bono will team up to record a follow-up to the 1980's anthem "We Are the World" to raise public awareness about the latest immigration crisis along our southern border. Many other artists wer...
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Funny story: Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...
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Funny story: Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

A Florida man was scratching his head in confusion last night after he once again failed to tell Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon apart - at one stage even convincing himself that they were the same person. "I simply do not know which one is which,"...
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