Fox Mulder suspicious Kardashians Butt-Baby™ may be alien - opens an X-file

Funny story: Fox Mulder suspicious Kardashians Butt-Baby™ may be alien - opens an X-file
Fox Mulder having finished his investigation into the aliens infiltrating the Australian census has been alerted to Kardashians Butt-Baby™ and is immediately suspicious, opens an x-file. He goes on to state he was sure he had seen the very s...
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Another Hollywood Icon lost as Zorro is gunned down at LA Airport

Funny story: Another Hollywood Icon lost as Zorro is gunned down at LA Airport
Zorro the 50's avenger of corrupt governments (typically Mexican) was today sadly gunned down amidst a huge panic evacuation at LA Airport. Apparently he was sitting down on the concourse minding his own business when a paranoid US traveler decide...
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Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Funny story: Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open
Hundreds of teenagers have perished overnight while camped out in the snow waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open. As the extent of the tragedy unfolded this morning it appears that hundreds of young impressionable trendy schoolies are frozen...
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner have the most scariest experience of their entire life

Funny story: Kendall and Kylie Jenner have the most scariest experience of their entire life
Today in what was described as an extreme life threatening situation the Jenner girls got stuck in a lift. Fire rescuers said that after their 45 minute ordeal they were lucky to be alive. When asked why they thought that, they said "the girls ha...
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Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Funny story: Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention
Palestinians living in the occupied Gaza Strip have taken to creative measures to attract media attention from the US and other powerful NATO and UN member countries. Many have begun legally changing their names to those of high-profile celebrit...
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Taylor Swift Running Out of Guys to Break Up With

Funny story: Taylor Swift Running Out of Guys to Break Up With
Nashville, TN With her most recent break-ups with Zac Effron, Tom Hiddleston, and Calvin Harris, Taylor Swift is fretting about running out of boys to break up with. Weighing most heavily on Swift's mind is the fact that she makes breaking up wit...
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Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...
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Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Funny story: Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent
Hollywood, CA Brad Pitt, recently accused of hitting his child during a flight, had even bigger problems as his wife, Angelina, filed for divorce from him. Talking about the marriage, Pitt exclaimed, "Everything was going great until Angelina did...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson was in Virginia for a concert and afterwards Governor Terry McAuliffe, who opposes marijuana legalization, visited Nelson for 10 minutes on Nelson's bus. On the table in the bus, less than 16" from where McAuffle was seated, was a 1/...
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Funny story: Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

WORCESTER - A local teenager is being celebrated as a charity hero after he came to the financial aid of a Nigerian prince. Thomas McArthur, 14, of Saint Dunstan's Crescent, received an email from the prince Tuesday night from the unsuspicious em...
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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne to take legal action against Freak Factor contestants Plastic Surgery Song

Sharon Osbourne to take legal action against Freak Factor contestants Plastic Surgery Song

A Freak-Factor show contestant has gone too far this time claims Sharon Osborne and will unleash the full fury of her expensive legal team at the slight against her plastic body. The contestant - a fairly normal looking dude started out by saying...
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Funny story: Pirates cannonball Erskine Quint as he sinks without a dime!

Pirates cannonball Erskine Quint as he sinks without a dime!

Admiral Erskine Quint, intrepid adventurer extraordinaire, after launching his three ships across oceans of cyber space has now been blown out of the water by non-Somalian pirates! Erskine Quint, an ex-aristocratic, mercurial stud, was last seen n...
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Funny story: Batman's Ginger Body Blow

Batman's Ginger Body Blow

Trouble was brewing in downtown Reading today after ginger activists stormed an independent comic book store demanding that "Batman's true colours be shown in the comic strip." The chromosome 16 challenged mob charged the building and took several...
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Funny story: Pokemon NO GO

Pokemon NO GO

Pokémon Go! A light hearted game that has brought joy to millions inside and outside the UK. A harmless scavenger hunt designed to bring players together in the search for the elusive Mewtwo (or three). But what if the App had other more sinister ram...
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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino Accepts Razzie For Goofiest Looking Director

Quentin Tarantino Accepts Razzie For Goofiest Looking Director

The Golden Raspberry Awards has created a new category in order to give Quentin Tarantino a Lifetime Acheivement Award for Goofiest Looking Director. Tarantino, the writer and director of films such as Pulp Fiction and The Hateful Eight graciously s...
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Funny story: Spice Girls Anniversary Discs Leaked

Spice Girls Anniversary Discs Leaked

It's been leaked the Major Spice Girls reunion will include all 5 Spice Girls... kind of... The album promotion will include all 5 Spice Girls going to various interviews separately, promoting the album as well as whatever individual project each...
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