Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Funny story: Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"
Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club" Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed! Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job! Our Ch...
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No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

Funny story: No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!
The annual Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil has been hit with new regulations as bare bummed beauties hit the streets of Rio hoping to win the prize for the nicest bum in Brazil. The competition is furious as the prize is a lot of bucks and, the one-...
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Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

Funny story: Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket
After Taylor Swift was allegedly sexually assaulted by a radio DJ who lost his job over her claim about it, that DJ tried to sue her, claiming that the sexual assault never happened. Taylor Swift countersued for one dollar, and was awarded that doll...
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Best Regards, Corey Feldman

Funny story: Best Regards, Corey Feldman
Over the summer, in Richmond, VA a woman's apartment was robbed and got some housework done by none other than the burglar. This is a peculiar case since most thieves like taking stuff, not doing chores while they steal. He took a computer and a...
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Marie Antoinette vows revenge on the instagram whiners - Says no more Cake or Champagne Popsicles for the peasants

Funny story: Marie Antoinette vows revenge on the instagram whiners - Says no more Cake or Champagne Popsicles for the peasants
After the most awful nasty things that the public said to Antoinette after all, she was only just flaunting conspicuous consumption. She is said to be enraged and has vowed revenge upon the peasants of America. She has told her husband there will...
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Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination

Funny story: Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination
The usual petty sniping from fashion media has taken aim at Barron. However in a rare defense of a Trump.com™ the mainstream media have scorned the snipers. They point out the psychological damage the poor kid is undergoing just being Trumps...
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Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!
With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...
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"Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

Funny story: "Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End
It is the career "break" that stage actors have been dreaming about. Finally, a major theatrical production opened this week in London's West End featuring toilets on stage for the actors to use during the performance. "Most plays are absolute hel...
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When is a US toy not a Chinese sex toy?

Chinese sex toy producers saves US giant toy retailer's neck by flogging its whole stock to them! US kids aint happy, but their dads certainly R, us too!
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Funny story: "Saggy Boobs" are in claims UK TV star after visiting Volga Olga!

"Saggy Boobs" are in claims UK TV star after visiting Volga Olga!

Ancient Russian hag, 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancing star of Jaggedone's, "Nutters Beach Club" of Facebook fame, and last not least, superstar in the Erskine Quint trilogy, Volga Olga, has at last been globally acknowledged for her considerable att...
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Funny story: UK music festivals ban pineapples!

UK music festivals ban pineapples!

There are many things that are allowed at music festivals in the UK and many that are not, but the latest thing to be banned has sent vegans and fruit lovers into furious rants! Yes readers of this fab spoof, they have banned PINEAPPLES! Now Jagge...
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Funny story: Pauline Hanson makes her "Muslim Coming Out" in parliament

Pauline Hanson makes her "Muslim Coming Out" in parliament

After years of Muslim baiting and in one of the single biggest hidden secrets in Australian political history, Pauline Hanson has revealed to parliament she is a closet Muslim. This seems to be a trend now with Trump.com™ Coming out of the KKK...
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Funny story: Top jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!

Top jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!

The Edinburgh Fringe joke of the year, a prestigious prize for prize jokers hoping to jump on the stage at the jokers UK mecca, The Apollo, are cracking up but, not cracking too many show-stoppers! The winning joke was about the glorious GB Pound,...
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Funny story: Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Hundreds of teenagers have perished overnight while camped out in the snow waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open. As the extent of the tragedy unfolded this morning it appears that hundreds of young impressionable trendy schoolies are frozen...
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Funny story: British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

With rising craze of injecting your face with botulism to "look cool" in a completely unexpected outcome it has come to light that this is actually one of the most virulent toxins known to medicine. The 'pucker lip generation' are aghast at the fi...
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Funny story: Speed 3 recast

Speed 3 recast

Professional angry man David Mitchell has been cast as the lead in the forthcoming Speed 3. The star of Peep Show, Back, Upstart Crow, any panel show that needs a bit of extra bile and vitriol, and any thing that features his wife, Victoria will s...
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Funny story: Television industry facing national shortage of actors

Television industry facing national shortage of actors

It has been revealed that there is now a national shortage of actors, with only six professionals able to work at the moment (Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Judi Dench, Daniel Craig, that bloke who played Voldermort, David Mitchell and Robert Webb) and so m...
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