There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer

Funny story: There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer
There's a trendy word making the rounds among teens during these hot summer months and that word is celibacy. Yes, celibacy, the practice of safe sex via the means of abstinence or, in other words, no sex. When I first heard this prudish practice...
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New Puppet Show Starring Scott Walker

Funny story: New Puppet Show Starring Scott Walker
Determined not to be outdone by Warner Brothers or the famous Ringling Brothers, the infamous Koch Brothers got their traveling show on the road featuring Scott Walker, cast as the quirky governor of an obscure Midwestern state. His costar is Bozo Th...
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Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies

Funny story: Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies
Cairo, Egypt - Best known for his iconic roles in "Lawrence of Arabia", "Doctor Zhivago", and Japanese porno "Dongzilla", Omar Sharif died today in a Cairo hospital from what doctors called a "massive coronary" sustained while "he was being blown" by...
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Harper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released

Funny story: Harper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released
This Tuesday, July 14, marks a huge new day in literary history. The 14th, as all fans of "To Kill a Mockingbird" know, is the release sate for the long-awaited second novel by Harper Lee. First written in 1943, "Go Set a Watchman" was actually t...
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Jennifer Lopez supports her friend Maximilian

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez supports her friend Maximilian
Jennifer Lopez mentored her friend Maximilian after he had a hemorrhoid operation in New York City. She showed up with gifts at the hospital to cheer Max up. She brought him flowers and a music CD of Madonna's song "Like A Virgin." They met...
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Caitlyn Jenner Has First Menstrual Period, Changes Back To Male

Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Has First Menstrual Period, Changes Back To Male
Hollywood, CA--It turns out Caitlyn Jenner isn't very brave after all. The famed transgender has just suffered through her first menstrual period and is returning to her original sex. She says she had no idea what women have to go through and can't...
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Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump

Funny story: Digital Equivalence of Donald Trump
The movie Antman was able to bring back Michael Douglas on screen from how he looked 25 years ago through the utilization of "digital equivalence." The technology has been hailed as revolutionary by those artists working in the field of visual ef...
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Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction

Funny story: Queen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction
They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...
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Blue Balls Creamey Introduces Second New Ice Cream Flavor

Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.
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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast

Caitlyn Jenner to join Bold and the Beautiful cast

Transgender superstar Caitlyn Jenner will be joining the cast of the daytime drama "Bold and the Beautiful" this September. Caitlyn will be playing Vanessa Forrester a mysterious aunt who arrives in LA to claim her share of the Forrester Creations...
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Funny story: Porn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You

Porn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You

The rumors are true: The Institute of Cinematography (INCIN) signed a deal with producer George Floockis and director Stephen Spiltbeerger for a new feature-length epic motion picture starring Tom Screws with Hellin DeGenerate. The film will be the f...
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Funny story: "Minions" Movie Full of Subliminal Satanic Messages

"Minions" Movie Full of Subliminal Satanic Messages

Reverend Gerry Fallguy, minister at the Suffering Jesus Christ Baptist church in Atlanta and founder of the Moral Immaturity movement, called reporters to his church last week to announce a startling discovery: "I took my kids to see the "Minions"...
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Funny story: Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

One morning while working as a lion trainer for a traveling circus, a handsome devil with a promising career in show business named Lester Dean was having a wonderful day until his face was suddenly slashed with the razor sharp claws of a lion prior...
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Funny story: Dog Whisperer Cesar Milan Mauled By Doberman

Dog Whisperer Cesar Milan Mauled By Doberman

Watts, California - Once famed TV star Cesar Milan was admitted to Los Angeles County Hospital today after being mauled by a doberman in Watts, considered one of the most dangerous parts of Los Angeles. Witnesses told medics who inadvertently drove...
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Funny story: Ben Affleck Blasts Story He's Dating Former Nanny, "Simply Giving Her The Dong"

Ben Affleck Blasts Story He's Dating Former Nanny, "Simply Giving Her The Dong"

New York - Hollywood actor and director Ben Affleck adamantly denied reports that he is dating his child's former nanny, saying he is her superior and would never deign to do anything respectful with her. "She is one of my harem of spooge-buckets,...
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Funny story: New Robert Downey Jr. Scandal

New Robert Downey Jr. Scandal

Iron Man action hero and all-around party boy Robert Downey Jr. made headlines and shocked the world, letting down his family and friends, losing the respect of his fellow recovering substance abusers. The famed actor was observed by eyewitnesses...
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Funny story: Eddie Salazar Of Double Lined Minority Confirmed Nose Fetishist: 3 Dead

Eddie Salazar Of Double Lined Minority Confirmed Nose Fetishist: 3 Dead

Eddie Salazar, vocalist for Gold Coast pop punk band Double Lined Minority went on a Facebook rant today about his immense love for the nose. Claiming he loves when they are quote "on point". Double Lined Minority has recently toured with confirm...
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