Funny story: Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal. -- Information on the death of actor/comedian Robin Williams continues to surface and make news days after his apparent suicide shocked the world. The slow stream of information has, however, gone from the sublime to the ridiculou...
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Perry: Make Illegal Minors Work For Kids TV

AUSTIN, Texas - Gov. Rick Perry believes that unaccompanied children entering the U.S. illegally should be rounded up and forced to work in children's TV programming as offbeat public housing neighbors, custodial help or slick, streetwise hustlers, a...
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Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

HELL---Longtime tabloid talk show host Jerry Springer was pronounced dead from a gorilla attack on Friday, soon after beginning his Final Thought segment at the end of the show, but was eventually revived by EMTs at the scene. Friday's show, which...
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Funny story: SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

Boca Raton, FL - TV executives from the SyFy Channel are excited after receiving great ratings for the latest Sharknado offering and have already announced a new project, Slothicane! According to early reports, the plot for Slothicane will fol...
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Funny story: Breaking Bad Emmy Awards Lead To Blue Bath Salts Sales Explosion

Breaking Bad Emmy Awards Lead To Blue Bath Salts Sales Explosion

Breaking Bad's recent Emmy award successes have led to people placing dishes of blue bath salts around the house to fool people into thinking they have millions of dollars worth of a certain substance about the house, a gossip columnist told our own...
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Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Comedienne Joan Rivers may have died last week following complications from plastic surgery, but that doesn't mean she's slowed down or lost her edge. The eighty-one year-old comic, known for her bitchy attitude, is still makin' 'em laugh in the afte...
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Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

London, UK - A life size sculpture of the seedy smack addict who drank herself to death aged 27 is to be erected at Stables Market in Camden, North London, on a spot where she regularly scored crack cocaine. Heaving with stalls selling tacky drugs...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.


 
Funny story: Tough Guy Orlando Bloom Scares The Shit Out Of Tinsel Town

Tough Guy Orlando Bloom Scares The Shit Out Of Tinsel Town

Born on the mean streets of Canterbury, British tough guy - actor Orlando Bloom - knows a thing or two about violence. Raised by a pair of hippies, Bloom was well known for his fighting skills - he was after all the leader of the Canterbury Cunts -...
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Funny story: Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova's Grunt To Be Used In Godzilla Sequel

Maria Sharapova's Grunt To Be Used In Godzilla Sequel

Hollywood - Sequels are rarely able to muster the excitement of their originals and in Godzilla' case that goes double...or triple. However one clever addition will include a celebrity voice. In this case it will be a celebrity grunt from the beau...
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Funny story: Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Vanilla Ice-cream Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: "ISIS, ISIS BABY"

Miami - Ribert Van Wonkle, AKA Vanilla Ice-cream, is back to bank a little coin to further build his home remodeling company, as well as light up the overseas music charts with a remake of his hit single from the 1990's. Ice-cream, who seems to be...
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Funny story: Putting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House

Putting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House

New York City - Saturday Night Live had their skit for 'Bad Idea Jeans.' Some ideas, even if they worked okay the first time, are just bad ideas the second time around. The latest example of this skewed thinking is the return of Rosie O'Donnel...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Gossip pages around the world quickly picked up on the news that Justin Bieber had provoked orlando bloom once again, leading Peter Jacskon asking Bieber to leave his buddy alone. Not satisfied that he had made him cry in Ibiza in front of his friend...
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Funny story: Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

A Florida man was scratching his head in confusion last night after he once again failed to tell Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon apart - at one stage even convincing himself that they were the same person. "I simply do not know which one is which,"...
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Funny story: Troll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session

Troll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session

A prolific book reviewer on a popular book review website (and troll cave)has managed to "1 Star" over 500 books she hasn't read before embarking on a marathon session of self abuse. Beth Varicose, 57 - holder of the World Record for having more d...
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