Funny story: New Sexy Religious Shows Debut On Cable

New Sexy Religious Shows Debut On Cable

TV Land's The CornHole Man, debuting June 20, which will attempt to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and bullshit stars Cedric the Entertainer as a former R&B music star who returns to his Christian roots as pasto...
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F***ing asteroids all over my birth chart moans Madonna

Los Angeles - A bunch of crazy asteroids is wreaking havoc with Material Girl's birth chart according to her astrologer. Last week a tricky brush-past of her 12th House of Natal Tragedies by mini-planetoid Melopomene was detected by Bunty Aurora,...
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Eddie Murphy's disease causes strange SNL appearance

Rumors have recently been circulating as to the odd appearance by Eddie Murphy at the Saturday Night Live 40 year anniversary show. An employee at NBC has leaked information that may shed some light on the situation. It seems that Murphy suffers f...
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Funny story: Brian Williams And The Nightcrawler

Brian Williams And The Nightcrawler

While the character in The Nightcrawler, portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal, sets out to create his own news stories, NBC's Brian Williams, though confessing to a history of embellishing his off camera activities, has no similarity to the Gyllenhaal fellow...
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Funny story: Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Kanye West has accused Walmart of "disrespecting shelf stacking" by handing Dave Goddard of Fort Lauderdale an employee of the month award instead of Beyonce, after interrupting the awards ceremony, held in the break room of the superstore located so...
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Long lost paternity papers reveal Dallas actress Victoria Principal's meteoric rise to stardom

Los Angeles - Decades of suspected hush-hush Hollywood string-pulling have been exposed in a new book exploring Victoria Principal's awesome acting talents. Including studio machinations that secured her the plum role of Pammy. Biographer Arlen...
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TLC Audience Shoould be Lobotomized - Would Elevate America says Research

The Center for Cultural Analysis in Berne, Switzerland has today released research which suggests that the United States of America could rise to "a new era of greatness" were the entire viewing audience of TLC were to be lobotomised. The channel,...
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Funny story: Harrison Ford crashes Millennium Falcon

Harrison Ford crashes Millennium Falcon

Star Wars - A report was issued by the Transportation Safety Board about the crash of the "Millennium Falcon," a small plane flown by Harrison Ford that crashed and sent him to the hospital. The short report, obtained by FarceMagazine.com, recount...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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Funny story: Justin Bieber dating a new girl

Justin Bieber dating a new girl

Justin Bieber has been seen dating a new girl named Cindy Tremendous. She is a bit different from his previous girlfriends. On Monday the 21-year-old singer was seen with his hand on the thigh of 30-year-old, Jamaican, model Cindy Tremendous as th...
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Funny story: Kanye West has history of storming stages

Kanye West has history of storming stages

LOS ANGELES, Ca. - Kanye West came just short of storming the Grammy stage when Beck was announced as the recipient of Album of the Year. Although West did not go so far as to take over the microphone as he did six years ago at the VMAs when Taylor S...
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Funny story: Three Oscar-winning cinematographers reveal their favorite shots

Three Oscar-winning cinematographers reveal their favorite shots

Los Angeles - "Favorite shot would be the Measles/Mumps/Rubella triple," Emmanuel Lubezki, maker of Gravity, said this weekend, "sure saved my ass during the last pandemic as well as my kids'. Tetanus booster comes a close second of course." The...
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Funny story: Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Instagram has repeatedly removed Chelsea Handler's breasts--or photos of them, to be exact--from its site on the grounds that the comedienne's mammary glands constitute "indecent exposure." However, Handler has finally found an adm...
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Funny story: Chaz Bono is dating Bruce Jenner - aka Belinda Bono

Chaz Bono is dating Bruce Jenner - aka Belinda Bono

Bruce Jenner says he is a lesbian and is currently dating Chaz Bono a Victor/Victoria with a perfect beard. The Olympian, and famous Tiffany mannequin is soon to be a transgender lesbian. As complete gender reassignment comes, Jenner explaine...
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Funny story: Nick Gordon is desperate to visit Bobbi Kristina

Nick Gordon is desperate to visit Bobbi Kristina

A feud has erupted between Bobby Brown and Nick Gordon over whether Gordon could visit Brown's daughter in the hospital. Up to now, Gordon has been able to charm Bobbi Kristina's female relatives, but his dashing charisma has not worked on Bobby...
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Funny story: Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Fans of Star Wars actor Leonard Nimoy who was buried in Los Angeles in a small, private funeral on Sunday are said to be enraged after one man dared to call the actor "a one trick pony". Nimoy, 83, who died on Friday of chronic obstructive pulmon...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus had a stresssful day during community service

Miley Cyrus had a stresssful day during community service

Skid Row, L.A.- Mily Cyrus was scheduled to feed the homeless on Skid Row as ordered by a judge as part of her community service deal. When she arrived at the Mission on West Cesar Chavez Ave her confidence turned to initial panic as she noticed...
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