How to make it big in the music biz these days

Funny story: How to make it big in the music biz these days
So you want to make millions of dollars writing songs, recording these little ditties, and performing them in front of sold-out audiences, right? The first order of business is: Do you need any talent? Hell no, you don't. It's not like the old day...
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Cosby Gives First Interview in Over a Year

Funny story: Cosby Gives First Interview in Over a Year
Silver Spring, MD-Bill Cosby agreed to be interviewed before his upcoming court appearance. Cosby has been charged with sexual assault in a 2005 case and has been accused of sexual assault by 60 women. The first question was "Dr. Cosby, the most r...
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Johny Depp cuts off Will Turners Head - sends it to soon to be ex-wife as a divorce prank

Funny story: Johny Depp cuts off Will Turners Head - sends it to soon to be ex-wife as a divorce prank
In an intoxicated rage and was initially thought to be a miscue Jack Sparrow has chopped off Will Turners Head on the set of filming of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie in the Gold Coast and sent it to his soon to be ex-wife. It later tur...
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Captain Barbossa claims he knew Depp was up to no good

Funny story: Captain Barbossa claims he knew Depp was up to no good
In the continuing fallout from Johnny Depp whipping off young Turners head Captain Barbossa has weighed in claiming he knew Sparrow was going to throw his mobile at somebody, but didn't foresee a beheading. Commodore Norrington is leading the inte...
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Paris Hilton to host reality show - My journey from the shallow end of the pool to finding God in prison

Funny story: Paris Hilton to host reality show - My journey from the shallow end of the pool to finding God in prison
Disappointed her shopping expeditions are not covered by mainstream media anymore and Trumps recent announcement of his new cabinet in which Paris got 2 departments, Paris is making a global profile comeback. Initially she though of doing somethin...
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"Beethoven" star Charles Grodin named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2016

Funny story: "Beethoven" star Charles Grodin named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2016
Comedian and actor Charles Grodin recently received a pleasant surprise when People Magazine named him the "Sexiest Man Alive - 2016". The 81-year old responded by smirking and quietly rambling about something to himself. Grodin, star of such m...
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Depp and Heard settle divorce - Judge orders Sparrow to give her everything including the Black Pearl

Funny story: Depp and Heard settle divorce - Judge orders Sparrow to give her everything including the Black Pearl
In an amicable divorce settlement the ruling Judge has ordered Sparrow to give everything he owns to Heard. Sparrows lawyers have immediately lodged a protest claiming that the Black Pearl can't be captained by a woman despite what Elizabeth says...
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Only days after Kardashian announces Butt-Baby™ - clones have been reported across the world

Funny story: Only days after Kardashian announces Butt-Baby™ - clones have been reported across the world
Only days after Kardashian doctors reveal she is in the first trimester of having a Butt-Baby™, copy cat clones are popping up all around the world. Reports of her brave decision to go public about her Butt-Baby™ have been applauded by...
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Obama Hit For Hypocracy

A white police cop roughed up Harvard prof, Henry Louis Gates & the Pres. said it was stupid but apologized. After he fired a black woman Shirley Sharrod who Brietbart lied about he wouldn't hire her.
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Funny story: First Charisma Awards Competition

First Charisma Awards Competition

Hiram Grabbit of Los Angeles PR firm, LUXIFER INC., has set up what could be a global, national contest to rival Miss World and The Oscars. Luxifer has, in the past, worked closely with Scratchi and Scratchi of London in the business of cultivat...
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Funny story: Fox Mulder suspicious Kardashians Butt-Baby™ may be alien - opens an X-file

Fox Mulder suspicious Kardashians Butt-Baby™ may be alien - opens an X-file

Fox Mulder having finished his investigation into the aliens infiltrating the Australian census has been alerted to Kardashians Butt-Baby™ and is immediately suspicious, opens an x-file. He goes on to state he was sure he had seen the very s...
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Funny story: Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Hundreds of teenagers have perished overnight while camped out in the snow waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open. As the extent of the tragedy unfolded this morning it appears that hundreds of young impressionable trendy schoolies are frozen...
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Funny story: It's Grim For Grimshaw

It's Grim For Grimshaw

In the most careless display since Manchester United lost a 12 point lead to surrender the league title to Arsenal in 1997/98, startling figures have shown that Radio 1 has lost over a million listeners in the past year. Despite such entertaining fig...
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Funny story: Batman's Ginger Body Blow

Batman's Ginger Body Blow

Trouble was brewing in downtown Reading today after ginger activists stormed an independent comic book store demanding that "Batman's true colours be shown in the comic strip." The chromosome 16 challenged mob charged the building and took several...
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Funny story: Doctors confirm Kim Kardashian's Butt is pregnant

Doctors confirm Kim Kardashian's Butt is pregnant

In a shock revelation it appears as though the rumours of her butt size getting out of control have been confirmed in the weirdest fashion. Sick of the constant bagging from media she had a surgically enhanced butt she had an x-ray taken to prove...
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Funny story: Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

WORCESTER - A local teenager is being celebrated as a charity hero after he came to the financial aid of a Nigerian prince. Thomas McArthur, 14, of Saint Dunstan's Crescent, received an email from the prince Tuesday night from the unsuspicious em...
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Funny story: Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...
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