CHICAGO - One of the most popular contestants to ever dance on the So You Think You Can Dance stage will be appearing in the November issue of PlayGuy Magazine.
Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker, who owns the most widely viewed biscuit since Britney Spears was shown exiting out of a car in 2007, said that she cannot believe the tremendous response that she has received.
ChenPoo, as her grandmother Cupcake Pennypacker calls her, said that the underwearless fall was not planned as Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, and Ann Coulter have all wrongly stated.
She said that she had arrived late at the So You Think You Can Dance studios on the day of the show and in her haste to get dressed she just simply forgot to put on a pair of panties.
When she was asked to describe the panties that she did not have on she said that they were pink bikini thongs size 7 that she had purchased at a Target Department Store in West Hollywood.
C-Poon, as her uncle Vondell calls her said that she did not even notice that she did not have any underwear on until she heard show host Cat Deely gasp for air after she looked at her crotch region and clearly saw her cute-looking[EXPLETIVE INTIMATE BODY PART NAME DELETED].
When asked how she felt at the exact moment when she realized that she was missing something down there she replied that she felt like the whole country was looking at her groin area and wondering what the heck happened to that girl's undies.
She said that she was quickly ushered away by Timmy, the shows security guard, who drove her to a nearby Wal-Mart and bought her a pair of Jacklyn Smith Designer Panties.
Ms. Pennypacker said that Timmy was real nice. He paid for the panties and he also bought her a bag of popcorn and a Diet Dr. Pepper. She said that Timmy is such a nice man. He asked for her autograph and her cell phone number.
Chenile said that as soon as she got home her phone rang and she said that it was a representative with the men's publication PlayGuy. She said that they wanted her to appear in a nude photo layout which would showcase her hoo-ha (beaver).
The dancing girl, as CNN's Wolf Blitzer calls her, said that she immediately accepted their offer and a photo shoot has been scheduled for Monday.
When asked how much PlayGuy is paying her, Pennypacker refused to say. When told that America wanted to know she said that it was more than $100 and that was all she was saying.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Larry King was asked how much Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker is getting paid and he said that Chenile is getting paid $10,000 plus a $200 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret.]
Larry King also hinted that there is talk that she has been asked by the producers of Dancing With The Stars to make a guest appearance and dance a Cha Cha Cha number with the 'Bad Boy of the Ballroom' Maksim Chmerkovskiy.