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Sunday, 18 October 2009

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Touchdown! And The Bonkettes Fans Go Wild!

One time impoverished factory worker turned billionaire Spoof writer Skoob1999 told us today that plans were afoot to celebrate the anniversary of best-selling Spoof news story 'Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel' next January 5th with a series of international events.

Any proceeds will not go to charitable foundations, but will be laundered through various offshore banks until it returns safely to the place from whence the blockbuster story originated.

"I hit gold with that story," Skoob told us. "And my intention is to milk it for all it's worth. I didn't intend to launch this publicity drive until November, but if the supermarket giants can start selling mince pies in October, I felt I had to get in first.

"There's no point pissing about. You take what you can get when you get the chance. When I received my cheque for £0.30 this morning I knew I'd made it.

The first anniversary commemorative event of the 'Man With The World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel' story will take place at the O3 Arena in London, and will feature hit girl band, The Bonkettes, backed by a vocal group which will include Spoof writer BuckwheatsButt, who provided the inspiration for the story, Morse, an unemployed pirate who can't play golf for shit, Abel Rodriguez for being a constant source of inspiration, Monkey Woods, for being constantly pedantic yet somehow loveable at the same time, Fergus for being a witty grouch, Doctor Vic for being the king of the one liners, Siamese twin Bureau for having the good sense to get out of it before it drove him insane, Colonel Juan for being slightly touched, and San Francisco Onion for being a really crap cyclist, who nonetheless provokes constant debate and with special mentions to:

The J-Man, for making sense of it all, Madame Bitters for baking the cakes, Iain B for knowing where Denton is, birbee for being a Yorkshireman and having the bottle to admit it, Jaggedone for being a certifiable nut job, yet a big fan of mon Dieu, which is good enough, and his comedy partner Earl Grey (Currently Moscowfied) QM for being ( sordid ass mess) there, Roy Turse, a true diamond, and to; with an extra special mention:

Frankie the J - for having the balls to wear a ten inch mustache and write counterpoint stories about the man with the world's smallest penis. Also for being a good sport with a great sense of humour.

Skoob1999 told the Spoof:

"I made it! Fuck knows how I'm going to fund my billionaire lifestyle on 30p, but it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Rock and Roll! But not in a gay way."

We'll eventually find out where this is going when we get there...

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