Funny story: Medium To Interview Michael Jackson From Beyond The Grave On Live TV

Medium To Interview Michael Jackson From Beyond The Grave On Live TV

A major player in the world of satellite TV today announced that it would premier a live world exclusive interview with dead 'King Of Pop' Michael Jackson conducted by celebrity 'medium' Derek Pakora. Pie One will screen the show in a primetime sl...
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Funny story: Bureau Inducted Into Spoof Hall Of Fame

Bureau Inducted Into Spoof Hall Of Fame

Cyberspace - In a moving ceremony this weekend prolific Spoof writer Bureau was inducted into the official Spoof Roll of Honor after a stellar career spanning some 405 days. Yep, folks, one year, one month, ten days, and 982 Spoof News Stories/109 Spoof Magazine Articles/10364 Spoof Snippets/1917 Jokes and 315 Fake Celebrity Diaries later, Bureau is taking a bow. Just one question, Bureau.
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Funny story: Climate Change Protestors Succeed - No More Electricity

Climate Change Protestors Succeed - No More Electricity

In a staggering turnaround, Lord Peter Mangelson (Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie) has announced that, from next Tuesday, all generation of electricity is banned. "I was at Ratcliffe - on - Soar earlier today and I saw t...
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Funny story: Still No Saudi Deal For Liverpool

Still No Saudi Deal For Liverpool

Liverpool football club's off field future is still to be decided following an unsuccessful visit to Saudi Arabia. George Gillett, co-owner met lots of very rich guys wearing tea towels on their heads but no deal was done. Gillett spent several da...
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Funny story: John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster

John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster

Irish Eraserhead haired John and Edward Grimes caused consternation among Saturday night TV watching sad people when they appeared wearing bizarre red PVC suits and singing Britney Spears' 'Oops I Did It Again.' With a slightly bizarre dance rout...
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Funny story: Monty Python To Pay Millions To Ex Wife

Monty Python To Pay Millions To Ex Wife

Monty Python, the tall guy who used to be funny, has been ordered to pay millions following a divorce settlement. Python, 65, must pay Ms Anna List $15 million. The star was most aggrieved by the decision. "She's not even my wife anymore. She has cea...
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Funny story: Suzanne Somers hospitalized

Suzanne Somers hospitalized

San Bruno, California - Early this morning, former actress, author and businesswoman Suzanne Somers was rushed to a local hospital, when she fell to the floor in a fit of laughter. Doctors were baffled, until she finally calmed down enough to shar...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Fines Dannii Minogue 50,000 Pounds For Her Stupid Remarks

Simon Cowell Fines Dannii Minogue 50,000 Pounds For Her Stupid Remarks

LONDON - X-Factor Creator and Judge Simon Cowell has fined fellow Judge Dannii Minogue 50,000 pounds [$81,766.15 U.S] for the highly offensive remarks she made about contestant Danyl Johnson on the British music talent show. Cowell became highly i...
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Funny story: Maldives saved from global warming by Detroit

Maldives saved from global warming by Detroit

Detroit, Michigan - Hearing that their Islamic brothers in the Republic of Maldives may be drowning soon, due to global warming, has prompted the Nation of Islam to invite them to Detroit. They noticed the plight of the tiny island nation in a rec...
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Funny story: Sir Elton Announces Gay Condolence Service

Sir Elton Announces Gay Condolence Service

Popular crooner Sir Elton John has announced a new Gay Condolence Service aimed at people with Gay friends or relatives that have passed away. For a mere $500 you can have a headline "Elton Devastated At John Smith's death" published in the Tablo...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Likes Chocolate Biscuits

Gordon Brown Likes Chocolate Biscuits

The Prime Minister today dealt with the nation's biggest worry. He revealed what type of biscuits he likes. "I like anything with a bit of chocolate" said the Prime Minister. It has long been suspected that he has sampled Lord Mandelson's chocolate f...
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Funny story: Filipa Hamilton To Do A Commercial For Microhard's Photo Shop This

Filipa Hamilton To Do A Commercial For Microhard's Photo Shop This

DUBLIN, Ireland - The Swedish-French supermodel Filipa Hamilton was in Dublin to be one of the judges in the Miss Irish Whiskey Beauty Pageant. While in Dublin, she will also be filming a commercial for Microhard's latest version of Microhard's Ph...
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Funny story: Pakistan Battles Taliban's Mother

Pakistan Battles Taliban's Mother

A war is raging in Waziristan. A vicious and most brutal battle is taking place. Some would go so far as to say the most viciously brutal battle they had ever witnessed. Others have been heard saying that it was the most brutally vicious battle they...
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Funny story: Conan O'Brien Moves into Offices Vacated By International Business Wales

Conan O'Brien Moves into Offices Vacated By International Business Wales

Apoplectic scenes of joy at the NYC Chrysler Building as Conan O'Brien takes over offices vacated by IBW. "Apparently IBW, not paying their bills, skipped town yesterday just before bailiffs moved in", said a Conan O'Brien spokesperson. "It...
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Funny story: Is Hardeep Singh Kohli the victim of a phantom tosser?

Is Hardeep Singh Kohli the victim of a phantom tosser?

Would you bloody believe it....Disgusting I have been reading a book by Scottish broadcaster and chef Hardeep Singh Kohli entitled Indian Takeaway. It is the story of his journey around India, where he cooked British food for the locals, and tried to find his roots. All terribly entertaining stuff. Well done, Hardeep. I reached the last page of the book: always a bittersweet moment, only to...
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Funny story: Shocking Treatment of our Memorials

Shocking Treatment of our Memorials

Today we can reveal the shocking truth. Our undercover reporter, Tony Bumgoblin, has uncovered the dreadful treatment of the nation's memorials. "I watched from a secluded position as the memorial was continuously defecated upon. Not just once or...
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Funny story: The Queen exacts more revenge on Gerrard by sending balloon to give Sunderland victory

The Queen exacts more revenge on Gerrard by sending balloon to give Sunderland victory

Following Her Majesty the Queen's disapproval of a recipient of her coveted MBE award - Steven Gerrard - ending up in police cells, and then in court on charges of assault, the head of state of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland took further rev...
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Funny story: Notts County Sign Balloon

Notts County Sign Balloon

Big spending Notts County have made another signing. Director of Coaching, Sex Go On Ericsson announced to a reporter from Sanitary Towels Monthly that the club had signed the balloon who had scored for Sunderland against Liverpool. "I liked the way...
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Funny story: Katy Perry and Russell Brand Get Matching Tattoos

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Get Matching Tattoos

PARIS - Comedian Russell Brand and his girlfriend pop singer Katy Perry were in town for the prestigious Madam Jean-Jean Underwear Fashion Show. While shopping for souvenirs on the Rive Gauche (The Left Bank), the giggly pair stopped off at the fa...
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Funny story: Pakistan in safe hands "Zardari"

Pakistan in safe hands "Zardari"

Mr 50% Asif Ali Zardari who estimated net worth is US $1.8 billion is said to be seeking aid from US President Barack Obama worth $7.5bn. Mr Zardari struck a deal with Obama to supply Pakistani body parts to the US on an annual basis to help American...
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Funny story: "What kind of Automatic Weapon Would Jesus Carry?" - New NRA Sales Promotion

"What kind of Automatic Weapon Would Jesus Carry?" - New NRA Sales Promotion

The NRA announced today that it is beginning a national sales campaign across American to promote the sales of automatic weapons and hand guns. "Our goal is to sell a weapon of some sort to every man, woman, and child in America over the age of six"...
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Funny story: Best President of the United States declared

Best President of the United States declared

National Archives, Washington, D.C. - Researchers and historical biographers, as well as political analysts have examined well over two centuries of records, to determine who the best, the greatest, the most outstanding United State's President of all time was. Here then is the report of Professor Anne R. Kist: "There was one President....just one...who shines like a beacon in a sea of med...
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Funny story: PLO issues press release

PLO issues press release

St. Louis, Missouri - Today the Plant Liberation Organization issued a press release, re-iterating their demands for a cruelty free world. Under threat of violence, we are releasing it in it's entirety, as we've been assured that we will be pelted with dirt if we do not. Here it is: For PETA to accuse fur wearers of bloody barbarism is fine. I agree that those who would kill an animal for the...
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Funny story: Obama makes speech from the Vatican

Obama makes speech from the Vatican

[cue choir humming and church organ quietly playing] 'People, we are here, this is now, we have come to this holy place, this hallowed temple of Christianity, this sceptred isle of holy waffality in a sea of troubled people, troubled people I have turned my back on just as soon as I was elected. My voice beginning low then rising dramatically and self-importantly, then falling lower again insin...
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Funny story: David Cameron is a garden gnome

David Cameron is a garden gnome

Politicians and the public were surprised today in the United Kingdom when it was revealed that Conservative Party leader David Cameron is actually just a garden gnome. We caught up with the gnome as he was cycling along the road in Hampstead Heat...
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Funny story: Balloon boy gets note from the Queen

Balloon boy gets note from the Queen

A boy with a mental age of five received a personal message from the Queen, after she found a balloon he had released. Charlie Windsor was one of about 50 hopefuls who had released balloons from their stately homes across England, with tags attach...
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Funny story: Man charged for hitting X-factor singer Leona Lewis

Man charged for hitting X-factor singer Leona Lewis

A man was charged today for hitting X-factor singer Leona Lewis at a book-signing event in a bookshop in the centre of a town earlier today. In an unprovoked attack, the mysterious man, named Simon Walsh, was apprehended by the police after the at...
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Funny story: Schrodinger's dark history revealed!

Schrodinger's dark history revealed!

Langley, Virginia - In recently declassified documents, obtained under the Freedom of Information Act, a dark chapter in America's nuclear history has been revealed. In the famous experiment of Dr. Erwin Schrodinger, he proposed a theory to help...
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Funny story: Mother in custody after burying son alive in bowling green

Mother in custody after burying son alive in bowling green

Sicko mother, Constance Craving, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was last night under police arrest after faking her son's death, buriel and resurrection in an attempt to fiddle the British taxpayer out of almost £327.50. The amazing charad...
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Funny story: Abortionists discover "Flickering Babies"

Abortionists discover "Flickering Babies"

Stovington, Vermont - Abortionists in America have discovered that babies are magical creatures that flicker into and out of existence, depending on legislator's laws or women's whims. This shocking, but true report comes from the examination of...
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Funny story: Small Asteroid Buzzes Past Earth

Small Asteroid Buzzes Past Earth

Narberth PA-- NASA scientists are reporting tonight that a small asteroid nearly hit the earth's surface on Friday. The asteroid, named 2009-mmm-mmmmm-mmmmmmm, came within only one centimeter of striking the earth's surface. Luckily, the asteroid w...
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Funny story: Squeaky discriminated against

Squeaky discriminated against

Ft. Worth, Texas - After thirty years of being systematically discriminated against for her political beliefs, "thought criminal" Squeaky Fromme was finally released by our repressive regime. Originally, back in 1975 when butterfly collars, paisl...
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Funny story: United Kingdom wonders why they aren't officially the 52nd state of America

United Kingdom wonders why they aren't officially the 52nd state of America

London, United Kingdom - Queen Elizabeth was having her morning briefing with the Prime Minister of Great Britain yesterday, when he looked up at her and said, "Why the bleeding hell am I talking to you?" And thus began a quite possibly historic d...
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Funny story: CIA used Athabaskan cryptology to dodge Bush illicit wiretap of Agency officials

CIA used Athabaskan cryptology to dodge Bush illicit wiretap of Agency officials

Langley, Virginia - (Cowboys 'N' Indians): An internal security audit has shown the CIA took drastic action to counter President George W Bush's illicit wiretap program targetting senior Agency officials. The President George Herbert Bush Center F...
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Funny story: Karmageddon: NASA lunar smash 'has terrible effect on Sunday's Libra New Moon'

Karmageddon: NASA lunar smash 'has terrible effect on Sunday's Libra New Moon'

London - (Autumn Rectangle): Astrologers are warning of a disastrous ripple-effect on Sunday's Libra New Moon following NASA's wanton act of lunar vandalism last week. The Jet Convulsion Laboratory LCROSS rocket hit a strategic faultline in the bi...
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Funny story: Schmoozing the hubris

Schmoozing the hubris

Texas - (Nepotism): President Obama paid tribute to his uncle George Bush senior yesterday and praised the old war-whorse for keeping his mouth shut about his Mom, Mary Jo Kopechne. Mary Jo was Bush's sister and gave up her baby boy for adoption t...
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Funny story: Immigrant Threat To Pensioner Bus Pass

Immigrant Threat To Pensioner Bus Pass

The free pensioner bus pass could be a thing of the past following the next General Election. Whichever party wins the election they will be faced with a need to make cuts. The free bus pass for pensioners looks set to be one of the first casualties.
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden: "The West has hijacked the Al-Qaeda brand!"

Osama Bin Laden: "The West has hijacked the Al-Qaeda brand!"

A Cave, North West Frontier: Osama Bin Laden has reacted angrily to President Obama's announcement on the formation of Al-Qaeda Airlines. In a 'terse' taped response, broadcast on Al Jezeera, Osama Bin Laden calls the Nobel Peace prize winner, Pres...
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Funny story: "Fat Four" In Racial Murder Threat

"Fat Four" In Racial Murder Threat

Birmingham, England - Four teenage boys have appeared in the High Court in London charged with incitement to racial hatred, conspiracy to commit murder, and offenses under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The case has been brought by prosecutors afte...
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Funny story: Postal Strike: Billy Hayes Says "I'm Well Hard"

Postal Strike: Billy Hayes Says "I'm Well Hard"

Communication Workers' Union boss Billy Hayes has issued a challenge to all other union leaders: Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough! In a speech delivered in front of an adoring crowd of postal workers at the Nine Elms sorting dep...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Airlines: The World's most controversial airline.

Al-Qaeda Airlines: The World's most controversial airline.

WASHINGTON DC. President Obama announces a new strategy in the "War on Terror". The transcript of the announcement and press release can be found here; "Today Ladies and Gentleman, I am announcing a package of new measures which I am sure will b...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits That The Nude Photos In Her Book Are Actually Tina Fey

Sarah Palin Admits That The Nude Photos In Her Book Are Actually Tina Fey

PEORIA, Illinois - Sarah Palin in town for a book signing promotion was asked how her book sales are going. The ex-governor of Alaska replied that her book was selling like wedding cakes. An aide quickly whispered in her ear and she corrected hers...
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Funny story: Did Stephen Gateley Die Because He Was Gay?

Did Stephen Gateley Die Because He Was Gay?

The question that many are afraid to ask. The Guardianistas will surely cry "homophobic", but before we reach for the Press Complaints Commission phone number let us look at the facts. Stephen Gateley was gay. Stephen Gateley is dead. Therefore be...
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Funny story: Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy

Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy

Beverly Hills, California - We've all seen them on the campuses of America. The young, vibrantly beautiful men and women in the top of their classes with high goals and the means to achieve them. The ones who soar through college like a rocket throug...
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Funny story: Man seeks prostitute to love

Man seeks prostitute to love

PEORIA, Illinois - George Somerset is a man who has lost everything for love, and after his latest try, may now have lost even hope. This once prosperous businessman and homeowner is now at the local homeless shelter, trying to find out where it all...
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Funny story: Lydia Guevara nude pics demoralize Latin America

Lydia Guevara nude pics demoralize Latin America

Havana, Cuba - A nation mourns, upon hearing the news that the granddaughter of beloved freedom fighter Che Guevara has decided to spit upon his memory by exploiting his name to assist the spoiled rich. Lydia Guevara has apparently agreed to appe...
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Funny story: NAACP applauds white judge's decision

NAACP applauds white judge's decision

Mayberry, Louisiana - The NAACP has issued a statement in which they have applauded the decision of white Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell for his denial of a marriage certificate to an interracial couple. They've been joined in their thanks to...
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Funny story: $1.42 trillion deficit prompts Obama to call for repeal of 13th amendment

$1.42 trillion deficit prompts Obama to call for repeal of 13th amendment

Gettysburg, Pa - Speaking from the battlefield of America's bloodiest conflict, President Barack Obama unveiled his new plan for job security and economic reform that has some concerned. His proposal, backed by recently bailed out business leaders, c...
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Funny story: Jill Stanek wins Sanger Award!

Jill Stanek wins Sanger Award!

MOKENA, Illinois - At her house on Sundance Trail, conservative pro-life advocate Jill Stanek was presented with the Sanger Award for her tireless efforts to inform women of where they can go for late term abortions. Her website posts the names and a...
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Funny story: UK blasts US over dynamitic tests

UK blasts US over dynamitic tests

October 16, 1903 LONDON, UK - His Majesty King Edward VII blasted the rogue nation known as the "U.S.A." today for its new aeronautic tests at Kitty Hawk, saying the world must "stand up" to Washington, D.C. and demand that they renounce their "aeronautic/dynamitic ambitions". In Trafalgar Square, King Edward said that these continued tests threaten the peace and stability of the Empires of...
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Funny story: Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Pope Rush Limbaugh of the Far Right Conservative Christian Republicans attempted to surrender to Pope Michael Shermer of the Far Left Liberal Secular Humanist Democrats today, prompting an outcry from Lefties throughout Ame...
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Funny story: HR Director slowly losing it

HR Director slowly losing it

Lincoln, Nebraska - At L&N Collections Services facility for the Midwest Region, Janet Olsen has spent the past 47 days in her nine plus year career dwelling upon how satisfying it would be to kill her fellow workers. News of her upcoming 10th an...
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