Funny story: England Begins to Pay Concessions to Scotland

England Begins to Pay Concessions to Scotland

Glasgow, Scotland As part of the agreement made to keep Scotland in the United Kingdom, the British Royal Family arrived in Glasgow today dressed in kilts, reciting Robert Bruce poetry and playing bagpipes. "I am told the family is especially war...
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Britons Vote Out Prince Charles as Next King

London, England In a strongly anticipated move, the entire British Commonwealth voted to bypass Prince Charles in favor of his son, Prince William. "Charles is just so stodgy, he will have the whole British Empire asleep before he is even half-way...
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Pope to Take On British Sex Scandal Enquiry

The Pope has accepted the plea from Theresa May, Brittain's Home Secretary, to look into the alleged sex scandals among the British Establishment. 'We do not want someone too close to Brittain' she told a rowdy House of Commons 'The Pope is the id...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

London, England Living Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he would start re-doing the Beatles catalog the way he thinks they should have been done and will start releasing them at Christmas each year until "Linda and Rita the Meter...
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Funny story: Shrinking Cult of Scamatology to Offer Incentives to New Members in Membership Drive

Shrinking Cult of Scamatology to Offer Incentives to New Members in Membership Drive

East Grinstead, St Hill, West Sussex, England Church of Scamatology dwarf-like leader 'Lil Davey Makemerich made an announcement at the cult's annual fleecing party where all the parishioners that can afford to fly to England at a moment's notice are...
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Enda Kenny Voted World's Most Charismatic Current Fine Gael Taoiseach

A recent RTE poll, unsurprisingly, has determined that Enda Kenny, despite malicious rumours from irrational and extremist Fianna Fail hooligans™, really is (as none of us really doubted), the World's Most Charismatic Current Fine Gael Taoiseac...
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George Osborne Diagnosed With Night of the Living Dead Syndrome

Stunned PM David Cameron has denied prior knowledge that side kick George Osborne is a long term victim of Night of the Living Dead Syndrome In an emotional press conference held this afternoon, the PM rushed to calm fears that the zombie Chancellor...
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Funny story: Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money. A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of desig...
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
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Funny story: Scientists in Ebola Virus Questionnaire Doesn't Go Far Enough Claim

Scientists in Ebola Virus Questionnaire Doesn't Go Far Enough Claim

Outraged medics have slammed Government claims to be screening new arrivals to the United Kingdom for Ebola Virus with seemingly pointless questionnaires about their grooming habits. The controversial form is being issued by Customs and Excise staff...
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Funny story: Dead Sea Squirrels Found in a Cave Near the West Bank

Dead Sea Squirrels Found in a Cave Near the West Bank

WEST BANK-A number of Dead Sea Squirrels, found in one of the Qumran Caves in a large plateau near the West Bank, have stunned archeologists at the nearby Qumran National Park who are investigating them. The Dead Sea Squirrels, six of them sta...
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Funny story: Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

The Cosmos - A trainwreck astrological alignment straddles the Cosmos this Thursday when the Sun, Moon and Venus all pile into Scorpio triggering a solar eclipse in the Zodiac's Sign of Death. Skywatchers liken the aspect to a morphine/cocaine hig...
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Funny story: Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Shocking revelations have risen from inside Whitehall, where today Prime Minister David Cameron revealed to all that Scotland was adopted when it was a very early age. "It gives me no pleasure to reveal that Scotland was an orphan country when we fo...
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Funny story: Politicians Not Worth It

Politicians Not Worth It

A fringe meeting at our local pub has been given an accolade by the pub clientele when a meeting was secretly taped. One of our members is clearly heard saying: 'Our MP's are not worth it. They are all liars and cheats. I wouldn't pay them two pen...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un is on Video Game Binge

Kim Jong-Un is on Video Game Binge

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund ruler of North Korea, who has not been seen in public since early September, was revealed to be holed up in one of his palatial palaces playing video games. "Ever since he started playing Grand Theft Auto...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Has Ebola Virus

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Has Ebola Virus

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, who made his first public appearance since 3 September earlier today, is said have contracted the deadly Ebola virus. North Korea's official news agency, KCNA says that Mr Kim "very likely" caught the disease from...
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Funny story: Deliberately failed suicide attempts set to supplant Ice Bucket Challenge

Deliberately failed suicide attempts set to supplant Ice Bucket Challenge

The world wide internet phenomena dubbed "The Ice Bucket Challenge" seems set to be replaced by a new infusion of collective dares, this time involving intentionally unsuccessful suicide attempts. Celebrities have led the way, using a variety of meth...
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