The UN has classified Texas as a totalitarian government

Funny story: The UN has classified Texas as a totalitarian government
The Secretary General of the United Nation, Ban Ki-moon, announced at a UN assembly that the United Nation has officially classified Texas as a totalitarian government after the state government refuses to respect the U.S. constitution. The state...
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The Spoof encrypts its news website

Funny story: The Spoof encrypts its news website
Cyberspace - Online satire publisher The Spoof has begun encrypting bits of its website to make it harder for hackers and cyber spies to monitor the stories its readers are enjoying. "We want our users to feel real secure," the virtual Editor exp...
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Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"

Funny story: Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"
Odessa Tx:Sen Ted Cruz(R)TX has a secret, and he is about to expose it in an upcoming issue of "Horse and Hound" magazine. Cruz has been busy doing a cover shoot for the equestrian inclined mag since April. "I'm sooooo excited about this cover...
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US-Cuba Diplomatic Relations Restored

Funny story: US-Cuba Diplomatic Relations Restored
After decades of intense hostility, the United States and Cuba have finally agreed to let bygones be bygones and have a fresh start to an era of civility between the two arch-enemies. Diplomats from both countries signed a treaty stipulating the...
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Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp

Funny story: Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp
Norfolk, UK - Police arrested a suspicious vagrant outside St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham today following complaints of a 'dirty tramp' sporting a 'suggestive' tattoo of latest royal baby Princess Charlotte. UK TV news broadcast coverage...
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'Bwahaha, it's not fair Mom' as Jihadi tough guy phones home whinging about theft of crack cocaine stash

Funny story: 'Bwahaha, it's not fair Mom' as Jihadi tough guy phones home whinging about theft of crack cocaine stash
Krak des Chevaliers, Syria - Cops have taped a phone call from a top ISIS commander on the blower to his Mom in the London suburb of Barking, Isle of Dogs, moaning about the theft of his crack stash. Jihadi John, a.k.a. Mhamed Emwazi bin-the-Khaz...
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US Promotes Iraqi Sporting Event

Funny story: US Promotes Iraqi Sporting Event
The first ever match between a Sunni and Shiite boxer will take place at Nomadison Square Garden Tent in Baghdad this fall. Kamul Jawkhee and Reghed Saniger will take to the ring in a bout that will determine who will be the next heavyweight champion...
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Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook

Funny story: Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook
A religious cult in South America has launched its own version of Facebook named FaithFile, which has banned such content as: swearing and erotica. FaithFile users regularly share biblical quotes, and priests are encouraged to post recordings of t...
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Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease
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Funny story: Greece Grexits Gracefully

Greece Grexits Gracefully

Saying goodbye to the euro, and not wanting to reintroduce the dreaded drachma, Greece has named its new currency the "big gyro." Stefan Poopadoopalot, spokesman for what's left of the government in Athens, outlined exactly what goes into a bi...
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Funny story: Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Nairobi, Kenya - Stopping in his ancestral home on his tour of Africa, Obama chided Kenya's President for not focusing his energies first and foremost on chiding and deriding his own people for not embracing homosexuality. "To be sure, Kenya does...
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Funny story: Spanish village called "Fortress Kill Jews" changes name to "Nunca mas Palestinia"!

Spanish village called "Fortress Kill Jews" changes name to "Nunca mas Palestinia"!

A thorn of contention amongst Jewish inhabitants in a tiny Spanish village called Castrillo Matajudíos, translation, "Fortress Kill Jews" has been solved by asking people to offer more suitable names. However, this caused an international scandal...
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Funny story: ISIS To Buy Greece From Europe - Ruins And All!

ISIS To Buy Greece From Europe - Ruins And All!

Athens, Greece - With Greece looking like it's got one oily foot firmly out of the European exit door, after defaulting on it's debt to the I.M.F., the keen financial minds controlling ISIS's oil treasury are said to be in talks to snatch the ailing...
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Funny story: Merkel Slips Up In Grease

Merkel Slips Up In Grease

Germany Chancellor Angel Merkel slipped up while eating Brussels Sprouts today. She blamed a greasy spot on the pavement but observers were sure it was blood. 'I don't believe in Red Grease' Spoof's European reporter Joseph Wilenski told Spoof edi...
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Funny story: A Greek tragedy, not!

A Greek tragedy, not!

An army of 300 Spartans led by a very surprising leader, Ataturk, has saved Greece form hurtling into a dark, black abyss. The spirit of an arch enemy together with those who cast their male babies out into the frezing nights of ancient Sparta, and p...
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Funny story: Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

In a recent global survey by U-R-FKD science magazine among the starving and homeless of the world it was unanimously agreed that the recent discovery of mountains on Pluto and the billions of dollars spent on it had given "meaning at last to all our...
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Funny story: Greek God of wealth ousted as the Greek debt crisis surfaced

Greek God of wealth ousted as the Greek debt crisis surfaced

Mount Olympus: In a historic turn of events, Plutus, the Greek God of wealth and money has been ousted after the emergence of Greek debt crisis. The decision came out after a referendum held among all the Gods of Olympus on whether he should continue...
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