Spider-pig Found in Amazon Rain Forest

Funny story: Spider-pig Found in Amazon Rain Forest
Little did Homer Simpson know when he sang his Spider-Man based song, he was actually describing an existing species. Just the sort of genius he is known for. Homer sang these prophetic words while holding a pig upside down, walking it along the...
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Transylvania Recalls Melania Trump While Movement To Deport Her Gains Steam

Funny story: Transylvania Recalls Melania Trump While Movement To Deport Her Gains Steam
Two new stories about Melania Trump are converging to rock the Trump empire, this is after Donald Trump's failed presidential campaign has already severely damaged the family brand. First the real shocker. Meyer Hallsy of Cryosphere Reanimators...
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Great Pyramid Key Ride at Ancient Amusement Park

Funny story: Great Pyramid Key Ride at Ancient Amusement Park
The Giza pyramid complex outside of Cairo, Egypt commands the respect and admiration of most people on the planet. The most imposing structure by far is the great pyramid, Khufu's king pyramid, 455 feet tall and 756 feet wide. Conventional wisdom...
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Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights

Funny story: Mother Nature Picketing God Outside Pearly Gates Over Labor Rights
Pearly Gates, Heaven - Mother Nature tips back her raggedy leaf-crown in front of God's famous gates, refusing to go to arbitration over their on-going dispute regarding her wage package. The wand-waving Disastress has been very vocal over the last s...
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Carrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window

Funny story: Carrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window
After accruing millions of dollars in debt, the Nobel prize committee will forgo a lavish award ceremony in favor of a webcast hosted by Carrot Top from a drive thru coffee kiosk. Nobel Committee head Jørgen Myklebust is putting his experience in...
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Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Funny story: Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!
Once it was certain Hillary had lost the electoral college vote, according to insiders, she unloaded on her rumored-to-be philandering husband, Bill. (She had also had choice words for her once bestest gal-pal's hubby.) You son of a bitch, this is...
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Trump Concedes, Calls Clinton to Congratulate Her

Funny story: Trump Concedes, Calls Clinton to Congratulate Her
In a shocking turn of events Donald Trump has conceded the Election and admitted defeat to Hillary Clinton. Nearly 24 hours before the polls will close out west. Trump appeared on CNN at Trump Tower in Bogata, Idaho. "Let's get this right America!...
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Putin declared the Winner of the US Election

Funny story: Putin declared the Winner of the US Election
Vladimir Putin, The Trumpholes puppet master has reacted to the winning by his puppet stooge with unbridled joy. The Kremlin announced that it had been hard fought but their destabilization plan of western democracies was much better value for mon...
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Funny story: Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

A variety of new products has swiftly emerged following Mr. Trump's victory and are smoothing the way into the new presidency. Medical experts have been concerned about candidates with the "nothing there" syndrome on repeated backbone tests. Th...
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Funny story: Dim Witted Australian Politicians trying to dump their refugee problem in the Trumphole

Dim Witted Australian Politicians trying to dump their refugee problem in the Trumphole

It appears as though international communications to Australia from the US is broken. Today Australian PM announces deal to dump all refugees from Nauru onto America. Commentators are completely befuddled, after the most anti-immigration US elect...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Is The King Of Russian Spies

Donald Trump Is The King Of Russian Spies

A top Russian diplomat & Vladimir Putin's spokesman came out of the closet Thursday. They admitted that Russian experts touched the Trump campaign more than once during the Presidential campaign and it felt so good. They said they were so happy P...
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Funny story: Emperor OctoTrumpus™ appoints closest advisors

Emperor OctoTrumpus™ appoints closest advisors

With Trumphole-Elect in full transitional flight the first raft of Swamp Drainers have been appointed. Jared Kusher is the new BetaPredator responsible with barging into beauty queens dressing rooms, indiscriminate groping, overly serious pubescen...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama's replacement introduces new Fashion Dogs to the World

Michelle Obama's replacement introduces new Fashion Dogs to the World

As the imminent changing of the guard draws closer the new white fashion arrangements are being shipped in. Here we see the replacement for Bo and Sunny, the Obama's very popular dogs. They are called from left to right, Stumpy Arse, Sunday Morni...
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Funny story: Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

A new update on the Assange case is again rising to the surface. Ms. Valerie Thighborg, who has visited Mr. Assange twice previously (reported in these pages) has returned to Ecuador's London embassy to review Mr. Assange's current interrogation.
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Funny story: Jaggedone reveals the truth behind Trump's trump card!

Jaggedone reveals the truth behind Trump's trump card!

Berlin Bunker, 1945! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) just got there before the Russians did and found this document typed by Frau Goebbels!!! World Sensation! Hitler to Goebbels: "Do not vorry Goebbels ve have produced ze eg...
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Funny story: Work place violence exposes Super Hero's Identity

Work place violence exposes Super Hero's Identity

Did he freak? Listen Bud, on his hands he's got innocent blood. New York free-lance photographer Peter Parker has been exposed as the Amazing Spider Man! The shocking revelation came about after Mr. Parker was arrested for hurling his now deceased...
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