The Chamber of Commerce of the Gateway to Death's Bus Tour in 2025

Funny story: The Chamber of Commerce of the Gateway to Death's Bus Tour in 2025
Just down the road a ways the Chamber of Commerce of the Gateway to Death is having a bus tour. The attendees of this gala are sparse. The Gateway of Death's Mayor and Safety-Service Director were expecting a much larger turnout, but only three peopl...
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Joey's Urban launches Nuu Muu Muu staff uniforms

Funny story: Joey's Urban launches Nuu Muu Muu staff uniforms
Joey's Urban is pleased to announce the launch of new staff uniforms on August 1 2016, which will allow employees the ability to express their sense of freedom. The new staff uniforms (shown here) meet the functional needs of Joey's workforce…so...
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Seagull Asks Beach-goers to Provide Nutritious Snacks

Funny story: Seagull Asks Beach-goers to Provide Nutritious Snacks
In a press conference on the shore of Piney Beach NJ Fred the Seagull stood at the podium and implored "I have called this conference to ask people to please be more careful with the food items you bring to the beach, many of us pipers, seagulls, and...
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Australian government declares Trump an inhumane nutter and will adopt most of his policies

Funny story: Australian government declares Trump an inhumane nutter and will adopt most of his policies
The Australian government known from its Howard era label of "little sheriff johnny" in its role as the antipodean US enforcer of world nastiness, has unanimously decided to adopt the most toxic and damaging of Trumps policies. In an official rele...
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Liberal Party Backflip on Denial of Climate Denial

Funny story: Liberal Party Backflip on Denial of Climate Denial
In a complete turn around from the self declared Neo-Nazi Abbott regime all formerly ex-communicated scientists from CSIRO climate division are to be re-employed. Skeptics are skeptical though as most of them were so roundly persecuted that all of...
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Pauline Hanson One Month Party to Disband

Funny story: Pauline Hanson One Month Party to Disband
Fish and Chip Magnate and once again re-elected after all this time Senator Pauline Hanson has announced her party will be disbanding before they take up their seats in parliament. When asked why she replied "in order to stop all the speculation a...
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BP to export successful Deepwater Horizon Drilling Technology to Australian Marine Parks

Funny story: BP to export successful Deepwater Horizon Drilling Technology to Australian Marine Parks
In a move widely seen within the marine oil drilling industry as innovative BP is set to export its "world class technology" from the Deepwater Horizon site to Australia. "We were pleased at how effectively we were able to gag media, populous and...
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One Month Party to ban Muslims as first act

Funny story: One Month Party to ban Muslims as first act
Fish and Chip Magnate and once again re-elected after all this time Senator Pauline Hanson has announced her party will be banning Muslims before they disband. This is a world leading solution to our global problems and is inspired by Trumpmania.
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Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"

Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
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Funny story: Public Servant cuts finger on paper, seeks to have trees declared terrorists

Public Servant cuts finger on paper, seeks to have trees declared terrorists

A high profile Australian Federal Government Department is, this morning, in deep trouble for its failure to protect employees from terrorism. What makes it all the more embarrassing is that the accusations are about the Department of Counter Terror...
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Funny story: Kevin Rudd to challenge Malclom Turnbull for Liberal Party Leadership

Kevin Rudd to challenge Malclom Turnbull for Liberal Party Leadership

Publicly miffed former Australian Pri-minister Kevin Rudd is on the warpath over being rejected for nomination to the UN. After the very public scrap between the PM, cabinet and Kevin Rudds cat, the cat has recommended that if they want to play...
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Funny story: Government overestimates intelligence of Nanny State Zombies

Government overestimates intelligence of Nanny State Zombies

Purportedly unhinged and wacky right wing fundamentalist Andrew Bolt has been cleared of any wrong doing in his ghastly distortion of scientific facts surrounding climate change The department of media pissweekness ACMA said after a 6 month invest...
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Funny story: Canadian government announces wall will be built with the United States

Canadian government announces wall will be built with the United States

Ottawa, Canada - In a shocking move, the Canadian government has announced it will be building a wall with the United States. Originally they weren't planning to build a wall along the entire US border, but the government insisted that a wall would m...
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Funny story: Vancouver's Hideous Cube Home Agrees to Project Movies

Vancouver's Hideous Cube Home Agrees to Project Movies

Vancouver's most controversial new home has been described as ugly, hideous, and downright unneighborly. Its steel-cube design in the luxurious Point Grey area of Vancouver has polarized local residents who have referred to the house as a "concrete b...
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Funny story: The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

Young Francis Muldoon was a strange little boy. He lived in a village in County Tipperary Ireland called Ballytohellnback. His father was a turnip farmer who also reared sheep and his mother worked as a maid at the local parish church of St. Patrick...
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Funny story: Australian Census to be linked to NSA and CIA databases for real time citizen positional acquisition

Australian Census to be linked to NSA and CIA databases for real time citizen positional acquisition

Security Agencies in the 5 eyes global surveillance organisation were this morning said to be rejoicing at entering a new era of public surveillance efficiency. "Now that we can use peoples names from the census for index linking to all our othe...
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Funny story: Feds Seize Record 10 Tons Of Organic Chicken from KFC

Feds Seize Record 10 Tons Of Organic Chicken from KFC

The announcement by the FDA on Wednesday morning has sent a shock wave through the U.S. fast food industry and startled even its most loyal consumer base. The discovery, hidden in near plain sight within KFC's supply chain, has shaken the very t...
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