Funny story: Charlie Drake's Boomerang Spotted Coming Back By Hubble Telescope

Charlie Drake's Boomerang Spotted Coming Back By Hubble Telescope

Charlie Drake's boomerang, thrown near Alice Springs in Northern Australia in the early 1970s has been spotted by the Hubble telescope spinning its way down to Ayer's Rock. Aborigine Chiefs have been informed and huge nets have been erected to p...
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Scottish Independence Live Debate - Jeremy Kylie Opens DNA Test Results

Scotland's Independence campaign took a new twist last night on a live head to head between Alexei Salmon and Jeremy Kylie. During the show Kylie opened an envelope with the results of a voluntary D.N.A test to establish whether Salmon was a love...
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Riot Ensues After 16 Solicitors Witness Train Wreck

London, ENG. It was a feeding frenzy in London at the scene of an actual train wreck which happened in the vicinity of a popular solicitor watering hole. All of the solicitors swarmed upon the injured passengers, in some cases preventing first res...
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Funny story: Ice Bucket Challenge spreads

Ice Bucket Challenge spreads

The Ice Bucket Challenge has raised over fifty million dollars for research in ALS Motor Neurone Disease, and spread around the world in a phenomenal way, more than could ever have been envisaged. Because everybody knows at least seven people who've...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's cocaine dealer uncle is supermarket's Mr Bombastic

Kate Middleton's cocaine dealer uncle is supermarket's Mr Bombastic

London - Gary Goldsmith has a new line of work after securing a contract channeling national supermarket's Mr Bombastic. A series of naff TV ads promoting the price cutting supermarket features the 69 year-old as a savvy pot-bellied gnome outsmar...
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Man Unsure What Pillocks to Watch Debating

A man from somewhere was this morning weighing up the possibility of watching one of two vitally important and serious debates scheduled for our beloved televisual delights tonight. One of these debates centres around the impending cataclysmic or...
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Liverpool Tourist Office To Sell Fake "Car Wheels Missing" Wheel Covers To Fool Thieves

Realistic cardboard images of a wheel on bricks are being sold as wheel covers at Liverpool Tourist Centres from today. The officer for tourism, Mrs. Morris-Minor told our Inner City Travel Correspondent, "Every time someone parks up for a few minute...
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Funny story: President Obama refuses to cut short his holiday over new controversial Taylor Swift music video

President Obama refuses to cut short his holiday over new controversial Taylor Swift music video

President Obama declined to cut his holiday in Jamaica short today due to the controversy surrounding Taylor Swifts new music video. Her video for the pop single "Shake it off" has caused controversy throughout the vlogosphere (real word) due to the...
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Breaking News...

Joan Rivers Loses It

A medical bulletin just released from a Manhattan clinic states that Joan Rivers had stopped talking during throat surgery.


 
Funny story: Come what May! British "Jihadis" Facing Terrorising Threats From Home Secretary

Come what May! British "Jihadis" Facing Terrorising Threats From Home Secretary

In a bold move designed to put the fear of Allah into any self respecting British Jihadist, notably those who have given up looking for worthwhile employment above minimum wage, Home Secretary Theresa 'don't call me Maggie'' May is planning to bring...
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Funny story: Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Alexander Putin has once again lived up to his unpredictable reputation. Recent reports are breaking out of marijuana food trucks being sent into the Ukraine. US officials claim to have satellite imagery of a convoy consisting of more than 250 trucks...
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Funny story: Vowel infection at city restaurant

Vowel infection at city restaurant

London's famous EAT IT bistro has temporarily closed, following the discovery of a rampant strain of Vowel virus VV-IB. The problem first became apparent when Head Waiter, Lefty Gonzales, noticed that several customers were served soap instead of...
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Funny story: Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

MOSUL- The fabled story book character, Little Miss Muffet, has joined the notorious Islamic State. In a video published on Al Jazeera, Miss Muffet, dressed in a suicide vest and bearing an AK-47, pledged to bring "glory to the Caliph" and "wipe o...
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Funny story: North Korea threatens to fire a rocket on itself

North Korea threatens to fire a rocket on itself

Pyongyang, August 12, 2014 - North Korea threatened today to shoot rockets at themselves as proof that it is ready to confront any threatening country. North Korean state news agency KCNA said that warmongering and provocative rhetoric of North...
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Funny story: Russian Jetliner Accidentally Shot Down by Louisiana Duck Hunters

Russian Jetliner Accidentally Shot Down by Louisiana Duck Hunters

An Aeroflot Airbus A330 was accidentally shot down on its approach to New Orleans by an as yet unidentified member of a duck hunting party led by Phil Robinson of "Duck Republic" fame. Said Robinson, also famous for inventing the "Duck Dictator" d...
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Funny story: Most TV Celebrities Not Perverts

Most TV Celebrities Not Perverts

In an article in today's Daily Rant, it is alleged that the majority of pop stars, DJs and TV presenters are not child molesters, paedophiles or rapists. Music journalist Danny Jones, in an exclusive interview for the Rant, has claimed that nearl...
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Funny story: Salafister cleric okays spying on women in the shower

Salafister cleric okays spying on women in the shower

Cairo, Egypt - A Cairo imam has given the nod to members of the ultra-conservative Salafist sect to ogle showering women they might want to marry one day. "Just one of the many aspects of Salafism that makes it attractive to believers," Mustafa K...
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