Funny story: And Here Are The News Headlines

And Here Are The News Headlines

"Ebola could yet spread to the West", warns Sierra Leone doctor. 8,000 dead so far in that region. Israel is on the brink of an all-out war with Lebanon's Hezbollah that may drag other regions in the Middle East into the conflict. North Korea t...
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New Greek Government hasn't a clue about Economics

The recently elected Greek Government is less than well informed regarding Economics, say commentators. The Athens Stock Exchange has already lost 25% points on Share Price since the New Government was established. The Marxist Finance Minister,...
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Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins said to be furious over being confused with Steps singer of the same name over photo being used in parking ticket controversy article

Disgraced rock star Ian Watkins is said by prison staff to be furious over being confused with the Steps singer Ian "H" Watkins over unpaid parking fees. An article on B! online mistakenly used a photograph of the disgraced pedophile rock star ins...
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Funny story: Parties target bloated voters

Parties target bloated voters

When it comes to marginal seats, noone knows more than fat people. That's why in the upcoming election, the most sought-after votes are those of the overweight. The plump form a huge demographic, literally. Studies show that 58% of the UK populati...
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Funny story: New Legislation on Election

New Legislation on Election

Following the Government's brilliant initiative to try and hide the situation in A & E in England, by extending extensively the criteria for deciding there is a serious problem, the Government is rushing through new legislation before the electio...
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"BBC Licence Fee? Not in my backyard!" claims upper class man who can easily afford it

The BBC charges £145.50 to those that use it's services with funds going towards news coverage, educational content and entertainment, however not everybody is content - Christopher Fulford from Kent says "enough is enough". Mr Fulford,55, who own...
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Syria Wins in Greece

In a radical shift that has alarmed all of Europe Greek voters have opted for Syria to run their new Government. Syria is opposed to the European establishment and their leader, Alexis Assan, has declared that the way is now open for Greece to all...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Rise of Radicalism in EU reflected in Island Life

Isle Of Wight News - Rise of Radicalism in EU reflected in Island Life

Residents of Jurnsey Nursing Homes are eschewing Tombola and Bingo Nights, in favour of more radical pursuits. 'We may be old, but we're hungry for the bold and ground - breaking', says Reenie Pankhurst,100, today. Reenie has been the Entertain...
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Irritable General Colon Bowel Syndrome flare-up among Israel-Hezbollah might be over

Colonic Irrigation Regiment sent in to flush out anyone crapping on tentative piss talks
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Funny story: CNN warns cash-point queuers to be wary of suicide bombers

CNN warns cash-point queuers to be wary of suicide bombers

World famous spreader of disasters, Coca Cola and McDonald adverts, CNN, has issued the following warning after an incident near the north of Paris in the famous Gaelic city surrounded by a Roman wall. It seems that people queuing up to empty thei...
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Funny story: You Now Have Nowhere to Hide... "For your Own Good".

You Now Have Nowhere to Hide... "For your Own Good".

The man from Home Security, Klaus Offenbach, told us that "it is all for your own good". What was he referring to? And did any of us ask him or the totalitarian government masquerading as a multi-party 'democracy' that he serves for any help? He is r...
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Funny story: Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

After twinning the Yorkshire city of Dewsbury with Mumbai in India, the council have declared that cars, rickshaw buses, rickshaw motor cycles and taxis will now have to drive in a "free for all" chaotic system down the centre of the road since the M...
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Funny story: Sordid Arabia dubbed the world's morality toilet

Sordid Arabia dubbed the world's morality toilet

Dammam, Saudi Arabia - The Sanitation Operatives International League - SOIL - has commemorated high falutin' Saudi rhetoric with its annual Bullshit Gong for poisoning citizens' minds with Sharia garbage. It is the 60th consecutive year that the...
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Funny story: Christlam - The New World Religion Unveiled

Christlam - The New World Religion Unveiled

Following his visit to the Holy Land in May last year when he prayed at the Wailing Wall and celebrated mass in the Cenacle, (the hall on Jerusalem's Mount Zion), Pope Francis called a meeting of the world's religious leaders to his rooms at the Vati...
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Funny story: Japanese Woman Gives Birth to Giant squid

Japanese Woman Gives Birth to Giant squid

Shinsuji Takamashaya gave birth to a twenty pound Giant Squid on the tiny Japanese atoll of Fonguyutu" - said Doctor Myashkenazi, an internist and genetic biologist with Japan's National Institute of Eco and Womb Research. He said, "Thu Human squ...
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Funny story: Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

London - Feckin filthy Oirish terrists cut themselves one helluva sweetheart deal a UK Parliamentary Committee will hear on Tuesday as former Prime Monster Tony B Liar takes the stand at a Norhtern Ireland affairs grill. Politicians are probing ho...
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Funny story: 80% of Porn Searches are by Terrorists - Entire Culture Obsessed with Sex and Death

80% of Porn Searches are by Terrorists - Entire Culture Obsessed with Sex and Death

Teheran - Iranian sexologist Sheik Ratel-n-Rol, the "Renegade Imam" is on the run again tonight after publishing Goggle's 2014 statistical analysis of internet porn use on his popular "Under the Hijab" sex-discussion blog. According to the report...
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