Funny story: Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer Mr.Fiddler (name changed for legal reasons and Marks legal costs) did some "hey-diddling" in 2008 and secretly built himself a castle on green belt land after being refused planning permission. The local council discovered the castle...
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Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government Eric Pickles is to be replaced by a dugong in the General Election. The shock history-making revelation was made in an extraordinary constituency meeting in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. "I...
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President John Dramani Mahama's promise to increase the number of Konkombas in his administration drives many to change their ethnicity

In reaction to the complains of the Leaders of the Konkomba community in the Northern Region of Ghana, President John Dramani Mahama has promised to increase the number of people from the Konkomba ethnic group serving in his government very soon.
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Funny story: Tony Abbott announces cuts to parents with overweight children

Tony Abbott announces cuts to parents with overweight children

Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today launched a radical budget initiative on the back of the resounding support for the Liberal Party's decision to cut Centrelink payments to parents who choose not to vaccinate their children. The new budge...
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Funny story: Amazing Conspiracy Revealed

Amazing Conspiracy Revealed

A secret document has been passed to Spoof stringer Joseph Waterloo. which reveals the fact that the main political parties in Britain are conspiring to stop people voting. The plan has been devised by an inner circle of powerful people from both...
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Park Patrol Rangers adopt SAS tactics to overcome illegal camping in Edinburgh's Parks.

Edinburgh's notorious Park Patrol have just finished their collaboration with the UK' s crack force the SAS. Park crime in Edinburgh has increased ten fold and Chief City Ranger, Ian Smee, is determined to take control of Edinburgh' s inner city gree...
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Bird Tables Recalled After Bachelor Finds Sparrows All Over Bird Bath

A leading lonely hearts magazine has withdrawn advertisements for bird tables, which misleadingly claim that a certain brand of bird table will attract hundreds of 18-30 year old single women to suburban gardens. The publicity photograph shows s...
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Funny story: Gallop Poll Dead Heat

Gallop Poll Dead Heat

The latest Gallop Poll on the General Election result for May 7th places the riders in the Big Election Stakes at Sandown Park neck and neck. However a Scottish wind could give the Labour horse Military Band a slight boost that will make him the w...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne deny they are class bigots

Cameron and Osborne deny they are class bigots

David Cameron and a wooden effigy of Chancellor George Osborne have denied they are class bigots who plan to reintroduce medieval feudalism if re elected. Perched on horses and speaking at a torchlit pre-election press conference in a Norman castle,...
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Funny story: Iran Agrees to Limits on Its Nucular Program

Iran Agrees to Limits on Its Nucular Program

Lausanne, Switzerland - The United States, Britain, Germany, France, Russia, and China reached an agreement with Iran on limits to Iran's nucular program in return for lifting the strict economic sanctions that have crippled Iran's economy. Immedi...
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Funny story: "Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - New Smuggler Theme Park Set To Rival Canada's Wonderland

Isle Of Wight News - New Smuggler Theme Park Set To Rival Canada's Wonderland

Canada, recently twinned with the Isle of Wight, may boast Wonderland, with its exhilarating collection of rides and roller coasters, but it is to be put in the shade by the proposed Smuggler Experience park planned for next season on the Isle of Wig...
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Funny story: "Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

"Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

A vicar who believes shoes and socks are "the tools of the Devil" has been turned away from a pub in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, for being barefooted. Martin Chuzzlewit, 56, landlord of the Splintered Potsherd on Boundary Street, asked the Reverend...
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Funny story: BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

BBC tea lady Mavis Mullen arrested over allegations of historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s

Yet another arrest at the BBC yesterday as trolley lady, Mavis Mullen, was named publicly on Twitter for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970's. Mavis, now 89, had plagued the corridors and offices at the BBC targeting young men while di...
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Funny story: Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Syria - IS Jihadis are claiming responsibility for beheading Mexican stevedore Jesus Gonzales after viewing cell phone footage of him quaffing bottles of Rioja at a Barcelona restaurant called Ultima Cena, Spanish for 'last supper'. The Cancun doc...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Seized "Centrifuges" Not indicative Of Nuclear Capability

Isle Of Wight News - Seized "Centrifuges" Not indicative Of Nuclear Capability

"Centrifuges" siezed by customs officers on the Isle of Wight ferry were discovered to be old fashioned washing machines bound for the HMP Isle of Wight prisons it was claimed this morning. The Hotpoint Super-Swirl twin tub machines were thought...
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