Greece Grexits Gracefully

Funny story: Greece Grexits Gracefully
Saying goodbye to the euro, and not wanting to reintroduce the dreaded drachma, Greece has named its new currency the "big gyro." Stefan Poopadoopalot, spokesman for what's left of the government in Athens, outlined exactly what goes into a bi...
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Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook

Funny story: Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook
A religious cult in South America has launched its own version of Facebook named FaithFile, which has banned such content as: swearing and erotica. FaithFile users regularly share biblical quotes, and priests are encouraged to post recordings of t...
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Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Funny story: Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights
Nairobi, Kenya - Stopping in his ancestral home on his tour of Africa, Obama chided Kenya's President for not focusing his energies first and foremost on chiding and deriding his own people for not embracing homosexuality. "To be sure, Kenya does...
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Iman Al-Obeidi goes to prison in America

Funny story: Iman Al-Obeidi goes to prison in America
Iman Al-Obeidi claims she has been abducted by aliens on repeated visits since she first made contact with them in the 1990s. Refugee, Al-Obeidi told a Colorado police constable how she has experienced supernatural activity from the early 1990s un...
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The News (Really) Bytes - July 2015

Funny story: The News (Really) Bytes - July 2015
Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop a few bomb...
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Putin wins Stalin Truth Award

Funny story: Putin wins Stalin Truth Award
Vladimir Putin has been granted Russia's most prestigious civil award, the Stalin Truth Award. The Stalin Truth Award recognises Russians who most consistently don't tell the truth. The Award Panel, coincidentally comprising 7 members of Mr Putin's f...
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Donald Trump unveils his plan to become President either side of the border

Funny story: Donald Trump unveils his plan to become President either side of the border
Using his immense persuasive powers and a couple of spare billion dollars,  Donald Trump has embarked to become President of either Mexico or the US this decade. Trump explained at a press conference this morning. "The way I see it, it doesn't  ma...
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Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Denounces Canadian Citizenship
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II held a press conference today denouncing her Canadian citizenship. "I was born in the United Kingdom and lived exclusively in the United Kingdom. There have been trips across the pond. bu...
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Donald Trump to Appear on America's Got Talent

Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump announced today that he will appear on NBC's 'America's Got Talent' in the upcoming fall season.
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Funny story: Cougar Scandal!

Cougar Scandal!

BRANDON, MB-Local college boy Brent Simmons admitted Monday that the true identity of the woman he calls his mother, one Shirley Simmons, is actually his 45 year old mistress; a cougar named Diamond Foulfish. The relationship according to Simmons,...
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Funny story: ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

In a bid to get hold of Western currency, ISIS has opened a holiday resort in Iraq promising unique extreme holiday experiences. Called Jihadiland, and built using rubble from several dynamited antiquities,the new facility has already attracted 4...
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Funny story: Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice

Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice

Forced to leave the only world he knew behind, Joseph Schullermann was banished from his Amish community after he was caught sporting an unsanctioned non-traditional type hat. When asked about his blatant disregard for the rules of his brethren,...
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Funny story: Australian Prime Minister thinks

Australian Prime Minister thinks

Australian Prime Minister Tony Abcess has been discovered thinking. His wife, Maggie Achin held a press conference this afternoon at their Struggle Street one-roomed unit. "G'day. I got some news for yous. I know Tony likes to give out knighthood...
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Funny story: A Greek tragedy, not!

A Greek tragedy, not!

An army of 300 Spartans led by a very surprising leader, Ataturk, has saved Greece form hurtling into a dark, black abyss. The spirit of an arch enemy together with those who cast their male babies out into the frezing nights of ancient Sparta, and p...
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Funny story: Merkel Slips Up In Grease

Merkel Slips Up In Grease

Germany Chancellor Angel Merkel slipped up while eating Brussels Sprouts today. She blamed a greasy spot on the pavement but observers were sure it was blood. 'I don't believe in Red Grease' Spoof's European reporter Joseph Wilenski told Spoof edi...
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Funny story: Greek God of wealth ousted as the Greek debt crisis surfaced

Greek God of wealth ousted as the Greek debt crisis surfaced

Mount Olympus: In a historic turn of events, Plutus, the Greek God of wealth and money has been ousted after the emergence of Greek debt crisis. The decision came out after a referendum held among all the Gods of Olympus on whether he should continue...
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Funny story: Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

In a recent global survey by U-R-FKD science magazine among the starving and homeless of the world it was unanimously agreed that the recent discovery of mountains on Pluto and the billions of dollars spent on it had given "meaning at last to all our...
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