Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Funny story: Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been photographed in a prolonged handshake with President Trump--followed by falling into a sand trap when the two played golf accompanied by an assortment of aides and press. Mr. Abe is not sure that the rec...
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Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?
Hanoi, Vietnam - After a semi-successful tour of Asia, President Trump is again making headlines about his involvement with Russia, more specifically with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin. What is it about these two, that they cause contr...
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Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Funny story: Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!
Kerala, India: Chained elephants in India look peaceful, loving, and really not dangerous until humans, believing they possess 'Elephant Whisper' skills attempt to mount them! After whispering in the huge ears of a chained elephant, and feeding...
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Duterte applies for Axis of Evil membership using Avatar Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown

Funny story: Duterte applies for Axis of Evil membership using Avatar Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown
It appears the latest Warlord to apply to join the Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil is Duterte. He has chosen the Avatar with the full title of Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown. His initial pitch to Dotard went well with a big screen love song recital...
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

Funny story: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.

Funny story: Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.
In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said "Thank you, Mr. President fo...
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Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

Funny story: Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him
Harare, Zimbabwe The Zimbabwe Military recently took over governing the country from the 93-year-old Mugabe. "I'm surprised it took us so long" said General Agreement. "I mean, the guy is 93-years-old. How tough could it be?" "What we did was...
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Yikes: The North Koreans Are Coming

Funny story: Yikes: The North Koreans Are Coming
The Koreans are coming. The Koreans are coming? It used to be: The Russians are coming. The Russians are coming. Who knew? One might as well say: The Canadians are coming. During his campaign, the guy from Queens used to rage that the Mexicans wer...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Top Secret Meeting With Oliver Stone

Vladimir Putin Top Secret Meeting With Oliver Stone

The Kremlin, Moscow. President Vladimir Putin is at it again, ladies and gents. And this time it involves a secret movie project, super hush hush, sealed in absolute hermetism. US President Donald Trump is on a need to know basis only. And so are oth...
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Funny story: Do Your New Year's Partying Early This Year: Doomsday Clock Running Slow

Do Your New Year's Partying Early This Year: Doomsday Clock Running Slow

Earth. According to the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, the Doomsday Clock is set to two and one-half minutes before midnight. As one scientist put it, "That's just long enough to find a brown paper bag and hyperventilate into it until you pass o...
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Funny story: Santa Claus converts to Islam

Santa Claus converts to Islam

F.B.I. Headquarters - Children around the Earth will be disappointed to learn that Santa has converted to Islam and will not be visiting this year. In fact he is being held by the F.B.I., according to our source, agent Smith, on complaints of animal...
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Funny story: The new Asspull Watch deliberately makes you late

The new Asspull Watch deliberately makes you late

Cupertino CA - Spokesperson Evilday Uckersay, of Asspull Computer, announced to a handful of reporters, assembled in a huge auditorium, that the new Asspull Watch is deliberately designed to slow you down and make you late after one year of use. H...
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Funny story: Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It.

A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. It, however, had a few different twists than your usual murder. First...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs' death was fake!

Steve Jobs' death was fake!

The death of Steve Jobs had a lot of people crying and depressed, but just a few hours ago experts confirmed his death was a fake. When rescue teams found him he claimed that he faked his death because he didn't know how to tell his wife he cheat...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Admits Yearning for Ivanka Trump, Correspondence Discovered

Kim Jong-Un Admits Yearning for Ivanka Trump, Correspondence Discovered

Pyongyang by way of Trump Tower. It may be just a matter of time. So far, however, stranger things have yet to happen in 2018. It could also be the most intriguing yet stillborn Romeo and Juliet relationship of the Twenty-first Century. Muelle...
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Funny story: Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...
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