Biggest racist in Australian history Howard says Trump.com™ not a racist

Funny story: Biggest racist in Australian history Howard says Trump.com™ not a racist
Mega Racist Howard says Trump.com™ not racist. People in Australia are now undergoing a 90's time warp with the King of the Baby Tossers™ once again trying to confuse, hoodwink and generally treat intelligent people like morons Predic...
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The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

Funny story: The Chinese get smart by innovating faster
Wealthy Chinese men who fear the terrible prospects of child support payments, alimony payments, and community property laws have decided to hire American women to serve as surrogates for their children, creating a small but growing business of provi...
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Selfie sticks banned in the Vatican; they could reveal too much!

Funny story: Selfie sticks banned in the Vatican; they could reveal too much!
Tourists visiting Italy's fabulous cities, Rome, The Vatican (Yes it is a city within a city Klugscheisser!), Milan, etc, have been confronted with a ban on their favourite toy, Selfie Sticks! Jaggedone sent his undercover, hi-tec, Italian CIA (Co...
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Germany jumps into the future

Funny story: Germany jumps into the future
A brilliant scientist has done the unbelievable, he has build a time machine that has allowed him to view Germany's future in the year 20016. Ronald Mallett, 69, had success with his design of a 'tunnel' of laser light that sends messages and rece...
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Heather Coon the prostitute and spy

Funny story: Heather Coon the prostitute and spy
But, alas: Heather Coon, the musician and also an M20 spy who was deported from Syria in 2010 after pleading guilty to conspiracy charges, is now being accused of engaging in a psychological war against Russian leader Adrik Vartanyan. She has bee...
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Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

Funny story: Germany discovers an evolutionary secret
German Science Academy- "A core base of evolution has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on complex c...
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Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump

Funny story: Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump. Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that causes them to review their statuses. T...
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un Confesses About Missing Wife

Funny story: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un Confesses About Missing Wife
Pyongyang, North Korea Speculation about the missing spouse of portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un finally lead to a statement from Kim's public relations office. "Mr. Kim says that he was very sorry, especially since he knows how much the co...
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Funny story: Dull, Boring, and Bland Travel Tips

Dull, Boring, and Bland Travel Tips

If you are planning a vacation this year there are many jovial and fascinating places you could go in the world! Every trip you grow from and cherish for years to come. I still talk about the time I spent in Spain when I was in high school. Drinking...
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Funny story: The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!

The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!

GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Mayor, Fat Cat Fringo wants to know if you've had the city water crew run the city water lines to his underground casino on the north side yet." I walked into the mayor's office and he was finagling around with one of those Rub...
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Funny story: Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

In a contest guaranteed to have no winners, Trump challenged North Korea with fire and fury, which North Korea's Kim Jong-Un followed up with references as to how close North Korea is to Guam. Guam has been put on Red Alert, while Trump's consulta...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un applies for US citizenship

Kim Jong Un applies for US citizenship

In a surprise development, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un has applied for US citizenship. Self-styled "Big Dog Nukie Kimbo", who turns turns 12 this year, is apparently over being a ruthless dictator. "I jus want to be rike other kids, be in a nice...
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Funny story: ISIS suicide vests in global safety recall

ISIS suicide vests in global safety recall

ISIS has announced that hundreds of its suicide bombers will be laid off following a recall of suicide vests by their Iranian manufacturer. The Iranian manufacturer of the vests, Arash Onmabutt Corporation, declined to comment. ISIS spokesman Must...
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Funny story: Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning to Smell

Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning to Smell

Apparently, the Putin & Trump love affair is beginning to smell. Not like roses and lolly pops, but smell rich with suspicion. What could Trump owe Putin in dollars, real estate, votes, or pee videos, to make him appear oblivious to Putin's knock...
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Funny story: Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and a BJPan official claimed, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to get rid of he...
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Funny story: The State Of A State Visit

The State Of A State Visit

A US Presidential advisor has said that Donald trump intends to visit the UK "sometime in 2018", and that the change of plan had "nothing to do with" the giant wooden middle finger that was constructed in Birmingham to welcome his jet. Mr Trump wa...
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