Funny story: St Martins well-man clinic patient numbers rocket - Nurse Beverly Blythe Bristol puts awareness first

St Martins well-man clinic patient numbers rocket - Nurse Beverly Blythe Bristol puts awareness first

St Martin's Well-Man clinic in Newcastle is proving to be a leading beacon in testicular cancer awareness in the United Kingdom. From its early foundations in the 1980's till present time, the clinic has been growing from two or three out-patients a...
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David Cameron discovers gold in back garden of number 10 Downing Street

David Cameron's garden at number 10 could be paying for itself soon. Over the last few years he has added a tree house, bouncy castle, pitch and put, croquet area, revolving greenhouse, water chute, Tarzan swing, bowling lawn, bandstand, pigeon shed,...
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BBC beef up Job Application form to weed out perverts

The BBC' s human resources department has admitted changing its job application form for the first time in 50 years. Wendy Attenborough, Head of HR, explained that the BBC set up a panel of Stake Holders in November last year, in light of paedophile...
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Funny story: Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman returns from the dead

Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman returns from the dead

Ancient Rocker Duane Hyman and guitarist for the band Megasauras held a news conference today at a secret hotel in London at the request of the band's manager Rocky Road. Duane's life commitment has been to take everything to the max. He was the o...
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Funny story: Seven Party Political Death Match

Seven Party Political Death Match

The seven largest UK political parties have announced they will partake in a tag-team death match before the results of the looming election are revealed. The event will be staged at Wembley Stadium and fights will involve key members of the Blues...
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Limp body of Janitor found close to Isle of Siel school as worse blizzard since 1958 calms

As morning broke, the only police officer on the small Isle of Siel managed to track down the whereabouts of janitor Wee Speadie who went missing last night when looking for a missing boy. As you will recall, the boy was sent home from school yesterd...
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Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

It seems as though while the rest of the planet are mourning the death of 150 passengers in the German Wings tragic air crash, British news readers feel that something slightly more in the light entertainment news genre is much more important. Bri...
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Funny story: Jim Davidson - UKIP's public affairs guru sacked by Nigel Farage

Jim Davidson - UKIP's public affairs guru sacked by Nigel Farage

Tim Wilson has resigned from UKIP just after leader Nigel Farage defended MEP David Coburn stand-up comedy routine describing a Muslim minister in the Scottish Government to convicted terrorist Abu Hamza. The racist jibe written for Mr Coburn by Jim...
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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Funny story: Solar eclipse fears that Queen will sleepwalk into Windsor Castle moat this Friday

Solar eclipse fears that Queen will sleepwalk into Windsor Castle moat this Friday

London - Crown jewelers have welded night vision goggles to the Queen's tiara in case she flips out on Friday when the Big Light in the sky goes awol. A powerful solar eclipse will see much of the United Kingdom blacked out in the morning in fulfi...
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Funny story: Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Just as if things couldn't get any worse for the UK' s establishment after the dismissal of three judges for viewing pornography on business computers the other day, a recent audit of the House of Commons networks has uncovered similar misuse on 63 M...
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Funny story: Daesh (aka, ISIS) Whistleblower Speaks to Press

Daesh (aka, ISIS) Whistleblower Speaks to Press

Daesh uses the Western culture's social media while decrying western culture, a whistleblower has revealed. Aasim Al Honest, who spent years consulting to Daesh and Boko Haram, sent emails to leaders explaining his concerns about both organizatio...
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Funny story: Ex-Pope Ratzinger Doing Well After Exorcism

Ex-Pope Ratzinger Doing Well After Exorcism

Ex-Pope Ratzinger is recuperating well after an emergency exorcism was performed on him. Eight exorcists, three of them Cardinals from Africa, Germany and Ireland spent seven weeks, seven hours and seven minutes casting out demons from the ex-Pontif...
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Funny story: Celebrity Paedophile, ***** *******, Fucking Hates ******, ****** & ******** Cunts

Celebrity Paedophile, ***** *******, Fucking Hates ******, ****** & ******** Cunts

Well known celebrity paedophile, child molester and closet homosexual *** ***** ******* announced today that he 'fucking hates *******, **** and ****** cunts' and that if he had his way everyone would be allowed to have ****** and the right to burn d...
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Funny story: Dominatrix booths built in Zurich Airport

Dominatrix booths built in Zurich Airport

Zurich- Dominatrix booths were launched in Zurich Airport early in the year to get mean women off the streets and working in a controlled environment, it has emerged. Voters in Switzerland's biggest city gave their approval for the dominatrix boo...
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Funny story: Poor Blackout of solar eclipse blamed for scuppered robbery

Poor Blackout of solar eclipse blamed for scuppered robbery

The O'Reilly Twins from Westerhailes in Edinburgh were caught red handed boarding a number 25 bus just two minutes after raiding the Sparkles Jewellery Emporium on Friday. Using the solar eclipse as cover, at approximately 9.30am, the bungling robber...
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Funny story: Bad Boy ED Miliband now wants to be known as Eddie from now on

Bad Boy ED Miliband now wants to be known as Eddie from now on

Ed Miliband Labour Party Leader, MP for Doncaster North announced today that he would now like to be known as Eddie. Labour's public relations team now feel that Ed is a bit naff and has a touch of the John Cravens about it. This was brought to t...
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