Western australian Doctors trying to use courts to force parents to put dying child onto Zombie pills for the rest of his 2 month life

Funny story: Western australian Doctors trying to use courts to force parents to put dying child onto Zombie pills for the rest of his 2 month life
Parents of a young child with terminal brain cancer have been hauled back to court a second time as doctors try to force the parents to pump the poor little kid full of toxic chemicals. Parents are concerned they want him to enjoy what is left of...
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Russians Hack Medical Records: Both Trump And Clinton Unfit For Office

Funny story: Russians Hack Medical Records: Both Trump And Clinton Unfit For Office
Donald Trump's challenge to Russian hackers to find the dirt on Hillary Clinton has backfired as Wikileaks released hacked medical records damaging to both Clinton and Trump. The revelations that neither candidate is physically fit to run a lemona...
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Roger Ailes Replaces Trump Campaign Staff With Russian Sexbots

Funny story: Roger Ailes Replaces Trump Campaign Staff With Russian Sexbots
After his attorneys advised him to avoid all contact with real human beings with feelings, conscience and morals, Roger Ailes replaced a few of Donald Trump's campaign staff with sexbots. The move has raised red flags as the sexbots are seen as a...
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Wyndham Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Funny story: Wyndham Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach
Today it has come to national attention that Wyndham Council will seek the execution of a pensioner who built a shed on the beach, fixed the road and stopped people dumping rubbish. As the plot unravels in the mainstream media it appears as though...
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ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

Funny story: ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics
Chairman Luger Spence today announced a new entry in the field of 2024 Olympic hosts adding that "if Isis can pull this off, it would be hard to make any other choice." The announcement was made by a very distressed looking Mr. Spence at an unnam...
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"The Boss" breaks his own record

Funny story: "The Boss" breaks his own record
Last night at the Meadowlands, Bruce Springsteen shattered his own record by going on a 47-minute monologue segueing beautifully between a somber ATLANTIC CITY and a raucous Rosalita. The crowd used this time to use the bathroom, text their...
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Lack Of Healthy Organ Donors Behind Push To Repeal Helmet Laws

Funny story: Lack Of Healthy Organ Donors Behind Push To Repeal Helmet Laws
The rate of accidental deaths in the EU is at an historical low for the last five years. So low in fact that young and healthy donated organs are becoming hard to find and some organs are now extremely scarce in the UK and Germany. It may not see...
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Obama's "Blunt" Meeting With Putin

Funny story: Obama's "Blunt" Meeting With Putin
US president Obama smoked a blunt with Russian leader Vladimir Putin this weekend while wrapping up the G20 summit in Hangzhou, China. So did Obama and Putin get high together as some are now claiming? The cannabis that the two world leaders sm...
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Trump Declares Hillary Unfair for Using Facts During Debate

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Funny story: U of Texas dildo movement goes viral

U of Texas dildo movement goes viral

Last week students at the University of Texas protested a law allowing concealed weapons on campus by exhibiting dildos on tee shirts, plus carrying around plastic replicas in a large variety of colors and sizes. Students are pointing to the absu...
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Funny story: All Australian bureaucrats strike - no one notices

All Australian bureaucrats strike - no one notices

For months now the entire work force of the Australian Public Service has taken strike action, but citizens can't tell any difference in service levels. After years of getting a raw remuneration deal public servants have had enough and have conduc...
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Funny story: Obama Offers Philippine President Duterte Joint Causing International Blow-Up

Obama Offers Philippine President Duterte Joint Causing International Blow-Up

Leaders of the G-20 met in executive session and adopted an emergency resolution. The resolution called on putting U.S. President Barrack Hossein Obama and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte in time-out after the two traded insults and accusations...
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Funny story: Hillary's Health Problem Exposed!

Hillary's Health Problem Exposed!

You've seen the videos; head jerking, loss of balance, cackling inappropriate laughter, bizarre contorted smiling. Many have speculated everything from brain damage, epilepsy, and Parkinson's disease but the truth is at last here thanks to a leak fro...
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Funny story: First recorded prison system 'Immaculate Conception'

First recorded prison system 'Immaculate Conception'

Today in a world first a Western Australian Female Prisoner has been found pregnant and as none of the prison guards have touched her, Management are calling it the first 'Immaculate Conception'. A gaggle of local bishops has urgently flown direct...
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Funny story: Wandering banana spider attacks banking industry executives they flee to off-shore estates

Wandering banana spider attacks banking industry executives they flee to off-shore estates

A sudden onslaught of Phoneutria fera, also known as the Wandering Banana Spider, has swept over the banking industry. This species is particularly virulent with males, by causing painful priapic seizure, or the onset of a monstrous ongoing erecti...
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Funny story: Nice painting "Looks Like Jesus"

Nice painting "Looks Like Jesus"

"Well, I bought the painting a couple of weeks ago at a garage sale over on Glen drive" explained 56-year-old Martha Flanagan amidst the throng of neighbors and pilgrims in front of her home on Kenmore rd. "I thought it was a nice colorful painting...
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Funny story: Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Even though he has not been elected President and is at present only the Republican Party nominee and mouthpiece, Donald Trump has jumped into a dead tie with North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un as the craziest world leader still-in-power, in the latest...
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