The UN has classified Texas as a totalitarian government

Funny story: The UN has classified Texas as a totalitarian government
The Secretary General of the United Nation, Ban Ki-moon, announced at a UN assembly that the United Nation has officially classified Texas as a totalitarian government after the state government refuses to respect the U.S. constitution. The state...
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Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"

Funny story: Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"
Odessa Tx:Sen Ted Cruz(R)TX has a secret, and he is about to expose it in an upcoming issue of "Horse and Hound" magazine. Cruz has been busy doing a cover shoot for the equestrian inclined mag since April. "I'm sooooo excited about this cover...
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The Spoof encrypts its news website

Funny story: The Spoof encrypts its news website
Cyberspace - Online satire publisher The Spoof has begun encrypting bits of its website to make it harder for hackers and cyber spies to monitor the stories its readers are enjoying. "We want our users to feel real secure," the virtual Editor exp...
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Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp

Funny story: Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp
Norfolk, UK - Police arrested a suspicious vagrant outside St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham today following complaints of a 'dirty tramp' sporting a 'suggestive' tattoo of latest royal baby Princess Charlotte. UK TV news broadcast coverage...
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US-Cuba Diplomatic Relations Restored

Funny story: US-Cuba Diplomatic Relations Restored
After decades of intense hostility, the United States and Cuba have finally agreed to let bygones be bygones and have a fresh start to an era of civility between the two arch-enemies. Diplomats from both countries signed a treaty stipulating the...
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US Promotes Iraqi Sporting Event

Funny story: US Promotes Iraqi Sporting Event
The first ever match between a Sunni and Shiite boxer will take place at Nomadison Square Garden Tent in Baghdad this fall. Kamul Jawkhee and Reghed Saniger will take to the ring in a bout that will determine who will be the next heavyweight champion...
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'Bwahaha, it's not fair Mom' as Jihadi tough guy phones home whinging about theft of crack cocaine stash

Funny story: 'Bwahaha, it's not fair Mom' as Jihadi tough guy phones home whinging about theft of crack cocaine stash
Krak des Chevaliers, Syria - Cops have taped a phone call from a top ISIS commander on the blower to his Mom in the London suburb of Barking, Isle of Dogs, moaning about the theft of his crack stash. Jihadi John, a.k.a. Mhamed Emwazi bin-the-Khaz...
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Greece Grexits Gracefully

Funny story: Greece Grexits Gracefully
Saying goodbye to the euro, and not wanting to reintroduce the dreaded drachma, Greece has named its new currency the "big gyro." Stefan Poopadoopalot, spokesman for what's left of the government in Athens, outlined exactly what goes into a bi...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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Funny story: Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook

Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook

A religious cult in South America has launched its own version of Facebook named FaithFile, which has banned such content as: swearing and erotica. FaithFile users regularly share biblical quotes, and priests are encouraged to post recordings of t...
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Funny story: Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Nairobi, Kenya - Stopping in his ancestral home on his tour of Africa, Obama chided Kenya's President for not focusing his energies first and foremost on chiding and deriding his own people for not embracing homosexuality. "To be sure, Kenya does...
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Funny story: ISIS To Buy Greece From Europe - Ruins And All!

ISIS To Buy Greece From Europe - Ruins And All!

Athens, Greece - With Greece looking like it's got one oily foot firmly out of the European exit door, after defaulting on it's debt to the I.M.F., the keen financial minds controlling ISIS's oil treasury are said to be in talks to snatch the ailing...
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Funny story: A Greek tragedy, not!

A Greek tragedy, not!

An army of 300 Spartans led by a very surprising leader, Ataturk, has saved Greece form hurtling into a dark, black abyss. The spirit of an arch enemy together with those who cast their male babies out into the frezing nights of ancient Sparta, and p...
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Funny story: Merkel Slips Up In Grease

Merkel Slips Up In Grease

Germany Chancellor Angel Merkel slipped up while eating Brussels Sprouts today. She blamed a greasy spot on the pavement but observers were sure it was blood. 'I don't believe in Red Grease' Spoof's European reporter Joseph Wilenski told Spoof edi...
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Funny story: Greek God of wealth ousted as the Greek debt crisis surfaced

Greek God of wealth ousted as the Greek debt crisis surfaced

Mount Olympus: In a historic turn of events, Plutus, the Greek God of wealth and money has been ousted after the emergence of Greek debt crisis. The decision came out after a referendum held among all the Gods of Olympus on whether he should continue...
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Funny story: Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

In a recent global survey by U-R-FKD science magazine among the starving and homeless of the world it was unanimously agreed that the recent discovery of mountains on Pluto and the billions of dollars spent on it had given "meaning at last to all our...
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Funny story: New Immigration Test Reavealed

New Immigration Test Reavealed

Immigration is often spoke about in hushed tones and whispered corners by those afraid to be called "racist" for voicing an opinion. Not Australia. Their Prime Minister has repeatedly been at the forefront of his countries "battle" with illegal immig...
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