Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!
Pynongyang, North Korea North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un was in the news again today when North Korea announced that it would not stand for any insults waged against their most revered and holy leader, Kim Jong-Un, Keeper of the Flame-Gun, Ruler o...
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Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

Funny story: Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots
After letting close minded politicians and other agenda pushing brain apes bamboozle them with conflicting theories on climate change, scientists again get boned when they try to reassert the concept of pollution. "I consider it fake news," Presid...
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Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

Funny story: Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges
An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...
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Brazil leads world in persuading it to become vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

Funny story: Brazil leads world in persuading it to become vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!
The Brazilian government have decided to jump on the vegan / vegetarian bandwagon by forcing it's meat producers to flog rotting meat to the rest of the world! Brazilian meat companies are earning mega-bucks by exporting rotting carcasses because...
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Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

Funny story: Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines
If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but the content i...
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Morrisville Woman run out of hangers, not dismayed

Funny story: Morrisville Woman run out of hangers, not dismayed
Alice Sweeney of Morrisville Pennsylvania has a clothing storage dilemma. "I've run out of hangers" she told as we sat in a booth at the Plymouth diner. "and I'm not about to buy anymore, never bought a hanger in my life, they've just always been t...
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Stop answering my butt-dials, idiots!

Funny story: Stop answering my butt-dials, idiots!
In a text message to everyone on his contact list, Ruben DeMarco of New Milford New Jersey has a strong message that captures and explains his frustration. "So, I'm at the movies with Kate and my cell phone buzzes" Ruben explained "who the he...
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Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo

Funny story: Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo
When adorable 3 year old Ester Ruth snatched Pope Francis' hat from his head outside of the Vatican, she also revealed a little known fact about the pontiff: Pope Francis has several tattoos including an Illuminati inspired design on the top of his h...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"

Hillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"

While the world was transfixed by the train wreck of the Trump presidency, Hillary Clinton quietly disappeared to the Netherlands a week after her surprise loss in the presidential election and she has kept a low profile ever since. Clinton was b...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes. Kim Jong...
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Funny story: Trump's Fired National Security Adviser General Flynn Says He'll Sing in Exchange for Immunity

Trump's Fired National Security Adviser General Flynn Says He'll Sing in Exchange for Immunity

Washington, DC The National Security Adviser, General Michael Flynn, who resigned/got fired for offenses including talking to the Russians and for secretly telling his friends that Ivanka's fashion line was put together in sweat shops in Shanghai.
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Funny story: Monkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!

Monkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!

The Indian government have decided to introduce new legislation pertaining to bringing up children by employing monkeys in nurseries, nationwide. After discovering a young girl who was raised by primates in the Uttar Pradesh jungle, a la Mowgli wi...
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Funny story: Dutch druggist chain, Kruidfart, adopt Adolf Hitler as their new logo!

Dutch druggist chain, Kruidfart, adopt Adolf Hitler as their new logo!

"Any advertising is good advertising even if it stinks!" Claim Dutch druggist chain, Kruidfart (name changed for legal implications and fear of being gassed), as they implement the infamous saying of Benetton who depicted a blood-smothered newborn ba...
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Funny story: Airlines to play musical chairs

Airlines to play musical chairs

Chicago - Unasty Airline CEO Phat N. Gooney announced to a crowded funeral gathering today that the airline is instituting a "Friendly Sky" way of dealing with overbookings. Instead of knocking out customers, then dragging them down the isle, set...
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Funny story: Airlines Update Choke-hold Policy

Airlines Update Choke-hold Policy

Reeling from the recent public relations nightmare faced by United Airlines, the airline industry has publicly touted the update of choke-hold policies as making the skies even friendlier. Linda Hutton of Greeley, Colorado, found out about the ne...
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Funny story: North Korea and China Team Up to Hoodwink Trump

North Korea and China Team Up to Hoodwink Trump

Beijing, China Sources have revealed that, minutes after President Trump had finished pledging $4 billion dollars to help China fight North Korea and flew off in his jet, China's premier called Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea. (Translated fro...
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