Theologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers

Funny story: Theologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers
Jerusalem, Israel - A team of Oxford Theologists have confirmed what many believers have suspected for the last twenty years--that the most annoying of all gardening equipment was first thought up by the devil himself. "We stumbled across a very d...
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Pandas Removed from Endangered List and Placed on Menu

Funny story: Pandas Removed from Endangered List and Placed on Menu
With all the new cuddly pandas springing up in zoos and in the wild, people are wondering what they taste like. So at the Duon Gevafuk restaurant in Mainland China, they have begun conjuring recipes and sauces to commemorate this special occasion.
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Animal Trainer Routinely Uses Whip and Gun On Tiger - Has Audacity To Act Surprised When Animal Chews His Arms Off

Funny story: Animal Trainer Routinely Uses Whip and Gun On Tiger - Has Audacity To Act Surprised When Animal Chews His Arms Off
Toronto - A local animal trainer for the Toronto Zoo suffered severe injuries when his tiger, Meeka, turned on him during a training session and gnawed his arms off. According to fellow workmates, the trainer, Peter Dawson, 38, routinely whipped Meek...
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ISIS In Retreat Ever Since Obama Said "Radical Islamists"

Funny story: ISIS In Retreat Ever Since Obama Said "Radical Islamists"
Proving Donald Trump's political acumen once again, ISIS has been on the run ever since president Obama uttered the phrase "radical islamists." Political analysts are saying it was just a coincidence that Obama gave a speech where he mentioned t...
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Congress Invites Queen Elizabeth II to Assume Presidency

Funny story: Congress Invites Queen Elizabeth II to Assume Presidency
Washington D.C.: In the first bilateral effort since the inception of the United States, Republicans and Democrats have unanimously decided to install British Queen Elizabeth II as the next president after Obama leaves office. "Let's be honest: Sh...
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Anti-Christ Postpones Arrival

Funny story: Anti-Christ Postpones Arrival
The anti-Christ today issued a brief and terse statement today at the law offices of his agent on Earth Brimstone Law: "I am postponing my arrival until you people do something about this ISIS stuff. Come on, can't we just follow the script, no...
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'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

Funny story: 'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus
The 'Fellatio Cafe', set to open in Geneva, Switzerland, by end of the year, will allow its customers to order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on their iPads. Men will have to pay more than £40 for the hot, robust drink and lascivious sex act,...
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Man Buys Hillary's Email Server On eBay

Funny story: Man Buys Hillary's Email Server On eBay
Raising doubts about the thoroughness of the FBI's investigation into Emailgate, a Pennsyvannia man claims he bought Hillary Clinton's old email server on an eBay auction--and, the man says--the server still has files on it, some possibly classified.
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Trump Promises to Bring Back Popular "Law & Order" Series

Upset by canceling of original "L&O" Trump repeatedly promises at Convention to bring back the popular TV series at 10 pm E.S.T. day after taking office."What did you think he meant?" campaign asks.
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Funny story: Brexit moving quickly toward nexit, hexit, and feckit as financiers scramble for the too big to fail handbook

Brexit moving quickly toward nexit, hexit, and feckit as financiers scramble for the too big to fail handbook

Brexit's financial fall out explained in brief is the monkey lost his stash out of his jungle nest and let out a moan fit to get everybody's teeth grinding. It is unfortunate, of course, when the clientele suddenly disappears and all that potentia...
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Funny story: Unfazed, Istanbul Airport Terror Bombing Suspects Return To Normal Minutes After Carnage

Unfazed, Istanbul Airport Terror Bombing Suspects Return To Normal Minutes After Carnage

Istanbul, Turkey - Traveller Cenak Dropzekluk did not let terror stop him from continuing to watch a Denise Milani Youtube Video on his Samsung Galaxy. "You should check out her tits," he said, his head wrapped in a bloody bandage. Next to hi...
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Funny story: Jehovah's Witnesses to Combine With The Family (Children of God)

Jehovah's Witnesses to Combine With The Family (Children of God)

Warwick, NY The Jehovah's Witnesses announced today that they will be merging with the group The Family, formerly known as the Children of God. "We have been looking at ways to let people know about the coming Armageddon that we've changed the dat...
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Funny story: Canada, Mexico Propose Longest International Bridge Ever

Canada, Mexico Propose Longest International Bridge Ever

At the close of the recent "Three Amoebas" summit in Ottawa, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough and Mexican President Enrique Pipi Nuevo passed a joint back and forth before jointly taking the podium to make a joint announcement: "While Enriqu...
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Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...
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Funny story: Republican Leaders Concerned About Trump's "New GOP"

Republican Leaders Concerned About Trump's "New GOP"

With anti-imigrant sentiment fueling the disastrous Brexit vote in the UK, GOP leaders in the US worry about the new people Donald trump is bragging about bringing in to the party, and what effects Trump's bigotry and xenophobia will have on their pa...
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Funny story: Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI

In breaking news yesterday, FBI Director James Comey has cleared Ms. Clinton of nothing more than "extreme carelessness" in compromising national security with her private email server. That she also misled investigators and the country in denying...
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Funny story: Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

In a stunning turn of events today Donald Trump has stated that he now welcomes all illegal aliens with open arms to "come to our country and take the jobs vacated by Canada bound Democrats". In a move to help expedite the mass exodus of me...
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