"Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

Funny story: "Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!
Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...
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Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents

Funny story: Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents
With concerns among liberals of mass deportations in the near future, a surprise announcement was made today by the White House staffing officials concerning an approved influx of legal immigrants coming to the United States. Described in the pre...
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Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Funny story: Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too
Ottawa, Canada Legislators in Canada's Parliament voted in favor of erecting a wall on the U.S./Canada border. "We have so many illegal immigrants trying to get into Canada from the United States that we feel the only way to stem the tide is to bu...
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Goth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy

Funny story: Goth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy
Last Friday began like any other day for Goth guy James Vendurbuen, a vegan breakfast, an hour long shower, two hours of hair and make-up and an hour of self-loathing. But what happened during his typical wait at the bus stop was far from typical. He...
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him
Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...
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US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

Funny story: US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents
After a topless feminist protester grabbed President Trump by the crotch while he was visiting a wax museum in Madrid, Spain, a wave of copycat attacks have plagued men who are caught alone in elevators, offices and public places. As the attacks...
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Penguin Awareness Day

Funny story: Penguin Awareness Day
People around the world are to be reminded today of the long neglected, and never mentioned Penguin, for January 20th is indeed Penguin Awareness day. The vicious vermin, known for their anti-social habits, and never appearing in any documentaries...
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Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Funny story: Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning
Mexico City - The President of Mexico was furious, according to his press secretary Juan Mendoza, when it was learned that Trump had mailed his dry-cleaning bill to Mexico after eating at El Taco Mexican restaurant. "We can't help it if Trump sl...
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Trump Stops Lieing Supporters Confused

Donald Trump today held and impromptu News Conference making complete and total sense, giving intelligible complete answers. Unfortunately no news media was present and there no witnesses.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Catopian Republic One hundred percent of catopia celebrated today in a post inaugural festival following the election of Hillary Clinton as the newly formed nation's first woman president. Not only was Mrs. Clinton elected president, but she was also...
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Funny story: Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...
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Funny story: Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

"Trigger Words" wanted removed from classification of ancient hominid. A local student rights group, centered out of Bud Hert Hall, has demanded a renaming of one of this planet's ancient inhabitants. Though not seen for eons, this human-type's p...
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Funny story: Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump released a video today in which he has taken his first steps in confronting ISIS. The video consists of Donald Trump declaring how he & America are fed up with terrorist leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, his terrorist organization ISI...
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Funny story: Goebbels secretary joins her boss in heaven!

Goebbels secretary joins her boss in heaven!

Brunhilde Pomsel, better known as Josef Goebbels secretary has left the planet and in her final words said; "Josef was a sehr gut Boss!" Through her life she denied knowing anything about six million Jews being gassed in concentration camps? She c...
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Funny story: Water-Boarding World Championship 2017 to be held in Trump Tower!

Water-Boarding World Championship 2017 to be held in Trump Tower!

The new US government has bowed to the demands of their President and instead of holding their annual Water-Boarding World Championship at Guantanamo Bay, it will now take place in the dungeons of Trump Tower, NY. All leading countries have been...
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Funny story: President Trump Signs Executive Order To Replace Pope

President Trump Signs Executive Order To Replace Pope

President Trump sparked worldwide protests again this weekend when he signed off on an order that replaces Pope Francis with controversial faith healing preacher Benny Hinn. The president signed the order with a huge Sharpie that ironically made h...
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Funny story: Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

They might be on the same wave length as far as politics go, but they are a million miles away from each other when it comes down to hair! Geert Wilders, huge fan of Donald, and vice versa, Donald loves Geert, have many things in common, HATE, HAT...
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