Funny story: Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Barack Obama has controversially won the Miss Galaxy contest this year, despite being male. Many contestants have protested about him. The head judge of the contest said, "We do not apologise for Barack Obama's win. We felt that Mr Obama had the p...
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Funny story: Gorbals Lingo A Go Go!

Gorbals Lingo A Go Go!

After 500 years painstaking work by the Scottish Language department of the University of Paisley, the Historical Thesaurus of the Gorbals Scottish Dictionary is to be published this autumn. Professor Duncan MacMcCan who instigated the work in 1509 i...
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Funny story: Skull 'N' Bones testicle tattoo clue to Dallas flasher

Skull 'N' Bones testicle tattoo clue to Dallas flasher

Dallarse, Texas - (Vas Deference): "He looks sorta familiar in a ghoulish, asshole kinda way," Highlands Lake resident Mrs Fanny Redneck said today. "That tattoo on his scrotum. Is it some sort of sorority barcode?" Other residents whose backy...
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Funny story: John To Yoko: Cut It Out!

John To Yoko: Cut It Out!

On what would have been his 69th birthday, the apparition of John Lennon today appeared to his widow, "musician" Yoko Ono, and begged her to stop recording. "You've just got to quit it, Luv," Mr. Lennon said, in a voice oddly not eerie at all. "...
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Funny story: England to play World Cup on the front of a fridge! Are they magnets or mad gets?

England to play World Cup on the front of a fridge! Are they magnets or mad gets?

The England World Cup qualifier will be shown exclusively on internet fridges. These devices are absolute rubbish and were designed to tell skinny arsed WAGs when they were out of Chablis or coke. A spokesman for the I*nterFridge told us that only...
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Funny story: Obama's Fancy Footwork

Obama's Fancy Footwork

In a move nearly as mind-boggling as his winning the Nobel Peace Prize, it was today announced that President Barack Obama will be replacing the foot-injured Tom DeLay on ABC's ballroom-fest, "Dancing With The Stars." "It isn't something I'm rea...
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Funny story: Shades of Waco at Angel Valley sweat lodge disaster

Shades of Waco at Angel Valley sweat lodge disaster

Yavapai County, Arizona - (Earth Mysteries): Police are probing reports that a dodgy Branch Davidian-style herbal hookah pipe was involved in today's sweatbox tragedy. Two people died and at least 20 were taken ill as fifty born-again eco-nudist g...
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Funny story: Obama wins Pieces Prize

Obama wins Pieces Prize

Barrack Obama has won the Global "Pieces" award. Its awarded by the Glasgow Council every year for the world leader who makes the best sandwiches. This year Obama entered the traditional sandwich known to Glasgwegians as the "Piece and jam". T...
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Funny story: Hummer Brand Sold To China

Hummer Brand Sold To China

DETROIT - A buyer has finally been found for the fledgling Hummer brand. Spokesperson Billiard Magneto said that after several days of back and forth deliberations, debates, and dinners, the Hummer has been unloaded. When Magneto was asked for a f...
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Funny story: The Moon Vows Retaliation for Missile Attack

The Moon Vows Retaliation for Missile Attack

The Moon alarmed the people of Earth today and threatened retaliation for the bombing of its southern pole this week. In a message beamed live to all major news stations across the globe, an obviously angry alien figure shook its fist at the camera a...
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Funny story: Adolfex Fergler : A Study In Tyranny

Adolfex Fergler : A Study In Tyranny

As Germany descended into anarchy after World War One, with a Communist revolution and an Allied blockade, and the worst 'flu epidemic in modern history, the half-starving people there became desperate for a leader to bring their country back to some sort of stability. And that leader duly arrived, one Adolfex Fergler. Fergler was born in the Austrian town of Govanburg but moved to Germany, whe...
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Funny story: Labour Party to disband after next election

Labour Party to disband after next election

Westminster [LONDON]: The shock news that the Labour party is going to disband for good after the next election, has been met with the following announcements. Gordon Brown shouted the news to his whips at the House of Commons, with the decree, "If...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes.

Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes.

(New York-NY) Patriotic or Xenophobic, depending on if you are a regular viewer of Fox news, talk show host Rush Limbaugh's head exploded during a broadcast of "The Rush Limbaugh Show". Limbaugh was in the middle of an impassioned speech on President...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Is Calling For A Recount On President Obama Winning The Nobel Peace Prize

Rush Limbaugh Is Calling For A Recount On President Obama Winning The Nobel Peace Prize

NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host, political pundit, and self-proclaimed world's most smartest individual Rush Limbaugh is asking that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee take a recount on President Barack Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Funny story: Max Mosley begat Samantha Cameron?

Max Mosley begat Samantha Cameron?

London - (Class Act): "That gorgeous little Sweetie Pie? No way. We can't just keep blaming the squalid cold war Thatcherite/Queen Mother conspiracies for this latest Tory leadership freakshow," MI5 sources commented as Samantha celebrated her husban...
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Funny story: Holy Mel Gibson hates Jewish policemen. believes in Moses and loves his Booze!

Holy Mel Gibson hates Jewish policemen. believes in Moses and loves his Booze!

Mel "holier then holy" Gibson after his hit and run affair + his ranting at a police officer is now clean! After three years of AA therapy and confessions in the local catholic church Mel has been given a new lease of life starring in Mad Max 5 wi...
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Funny story: Black NFL super stars say they'll walk if Limbaugh buys the Rams

Black NFL super stars say they'll walk if Limbaugh buys the Rams

ST LOUIS, MO -- (ABSNN) Several current members of the St. Louis Rams football organization told ABSNN that "they would all walk if Rush Limbaugh buys the Rams." All the players threatening to walk were African-American, and claimed "they could n...
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Funny story: Madonna Records A Tribute Song To David Letterman

Madonna Records A Tribute Song To David Letterman

BROOKLYN - Madonna, the self-proclaimed icon of icons, was in Brooklyn to inaugurate the brand new Madonna Material Girl Day Care Center. Madonna, also known as Mr. Madonna, for her hard line approach to business matters stated that there is no on...
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Funny story: Hearing aids for Democratic Senators

Hearing aids for Democratic Senators

A hearing aid company announced today that it was giving state of the art hearing aids to the Democratic delegation in the US Senate. A company spokesman stated the following: "With the uproar going on over health care reform it seems that many...
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Funny story: More Shocking Videos Released of Kids Singing Praises of Obama & Taliban in Wake of Nobel Peace Prize Award!

More Shocking Videos Released of Kids Singing Praises of Obama & Taliban in Wake of Nobel Peace Prize Award!

Kabul/Afghanistan/ Aljazeera In Your Face Again - Moments after the international announcement of the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama, the Taliban called an international news conference to highlight new disturbing videos of...
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Funny story: David Letterman's Wife Sues For Divorce, $500 Million!

David Letterman's Wife Sues For Divorce, $500 Million!

David Letterman's wife Regina, is suing the late night talk show host for a divorce, $500 million and custody of their son, Harry, according to a source who saw the court papers and revealed them to the Truth Tattler. Also named in the suit are e...
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Funny story: My Review Of "An Inspector Calls" (Characters)

My Review Of "An Inspector Calls" (Characters)

An inspector calls by J. B. Priestley makes people think about one an other, not about social status but society as a whole. If we do not take care of one and other there will be "fire and blood and anguish" a lesson that could well be learned from the 8,000,000 people that died in World War 1 and also the 39,963,700 that died in World War 2. The play contains a lot of suspense that goes contin...
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Funny story: Conservative leader Lord Snooty makes a complete fool of himself

Conservative leader Lord Snooty makes a complete fool of himself

Tory Party Lord Snooty, who has failed miserably as a successor to the party of Disraeli, Churchill and Thatcher, today committed political suicide by making probably the most nauseating speech in British history. And here is what he said: 'Look,...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown 'Not Sinking Fast' - Labour spokesperson

Gordon Brown 'Not Sinking Fast' - Labour spokesperson

A spokesperson, reacting to comments from senior Labour party sources that Gordon Brown was 'holed below the waterline' and was 'sinking fast' sought to defuse the continuing row over party disunity. "Gordon Brown," said the spokesperson, "is a ma...
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Funny story: President Obama Receives Nobel Peace Prize, Pulitzer On The Same Day

President Obama Receives Nobel Peace Prize, Pulitzer On The Same Day

United States President Barack Obama, after seven months in office and trying to get any of his programs going here and abroad, has received word that he has won the Nobel Peace Prize, for holding up the peace symbol during his earlier visits to Euro...
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Funny story: President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize - Puts It Up On eBay

President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize - Puts It Up On eBay

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has just been notified that he has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. He instantly said that although he greatly appreciates the gesture he is still mainly focused on the horrible state of the nation's eco...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Breaks Contact With Her Fans!

Miley Cyrus Breaks Contact With Her Fans!

With the final words, "FYI Liam doesn't have twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason." Miley Cyrus has shut down her twitter site much to the annoyance of her millions of faithful fans and supporters. Also reporters. That's ac...
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Funny story: Republican National Committee says Nobel Peace Prize is a piece of junk

Republican National Committee says Nobel Peace Prize is a piece of junk

The RNC was quick to react today to the announcement that President Barack Obama had won The Nobel Peace Prize. MIchael Steele, Chairman of the RNC, in a quickly put together press release said "This means nothing! Everyone knows that the Nobel Pe...
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Funny story: US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...
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Funny story: Californian's Idea for Perpetual Motion Snags Nobel Prize

Californian's Idea for Perpetual Motion Snags Nobel Prize

Following on the surprise announcement that President Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for desiring to "strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between people," the Nobel committee has announced its winner of the 2009 Nobel...
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Funny story: President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran wins Nobel War Prize

President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran wins Nobel War Prize

President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran today won the Nobel War Prize for providing the world "hope for a better nuclear bomb" and working towards nuclear war and richer arms manufacturers, in a surprise award that drew both squiggles on pieces of pape...
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Funny story: Man, not being George W Bush, wins Nobel Peace Prize

Man, not being George W Bush, wins Nobel Peace Prize

A man was today honoured with the Nobel Prize for Peace, beating literally hundreds of applications for the award. Here, I have exclusive access to one of the members of the Awarding Committee: "A man came off the street here in Oslo a few days a...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanist...
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Funny story: Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize - Tells staff at war conference

Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize - Tells staff at war conference

STOCKHOLM [Huh?](ABSNN) -- President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize Friday announced the Nobel Committee from Stockholm (what Oslo? Norway? You're shitting me, right?). This suprised many of the over 200 nominees for the Prize due...
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Funny story: Obama Receives Sainthood, Knighthood and VMA

Obama Receives Sainthood, Knighthood and VMA

US President Barack Obama has been awarded a sainthood, a British knighthood and an MTV Video Music Award in addition to the Nobel Peace Prize he received earlier today. The series of moves have surprised political commentators, considering he is...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Susan Boyle Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Oslo, Norway-- The Nobel Committee in Oslo stunned the world today by awarding singer Susan Boyle the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. The Committee lauded Susan for "bringing humanity together with her astonishing voice". Susan becomes only the second craz...
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Funny story: Ron Paul City of 25,000 lesbians 'a Chinese Whispers fantasy?'

Ron Paul City of 25,000 lesbians 'a Chinese Whispers fantasy?'

Ron Paul City, Sweden - (Muff Bluff): The government has shrugged off a Chinese Whispers campaign that claims the northern Swedish settlement of Ron Paul City has a population of 25,000 lesbians. "Wrong, wrong, wrong!" the City's mayor Valkyrie S...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Barack Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize

The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack Obama, President of the United States. The announcement was greeting with questioning and concern around the world as people did not understand how he helped to bring peace anywhere. After a quick inter...
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Funny story: Norwegian Quislings Award Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama!

Norwegian Quislings Award Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama!

Oslo, Norway/ Ripley's Believe it or Not Update - In a bizarre imitation of life imitating history, and bizarre history repeating itself, US President Barack Hussein Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize at a time when the world resembles...
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Funny story: Obama wins No Balls Piss Prize for work on US caliphate

Obama wins No Balls Piss Prize for work on US caliphate

Washington - (Stitch-up): Barack Obama has been awarded the Global Piss Process's ultimate gong for blowing up US embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya in August 1998. The prize, worth 10m Swedish kronor ($1.4m), was negotiated u...
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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Broke - Gave Twins Sno Balls® and Bubble Wrap® for their Birthday

Jon Gosselin Broke - Gave Twins Sno Balls® and Bubble Wrap® for their Birthday

TLC® reality TV dad Jon Gosselin brought bags of gifts and a big cake box from the upscale Cupcake CafĂ©® to his twin's 9th birthday party, incurring the wrath of his estranged wife, who wanted to keep the celebration simple. Or was that it? "...
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Funny story: Tranmere Rovers Set John Barnes Free

Tranmere Rovers Set John Barnes Free

There was good news for former Liverpool and England striker John Barnes this evening, after he was relieved of his managerial duties at Tranmere Rovers, and, thereby, awarded his freedom. Before last weekend's game at Millwall, Tranmere had won j...
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Funny story: Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test. The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...
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Funny story: Rio Wins 2016 Games in a Mudslide

Rio Wins 2016 Games in a Mudslide

Rio de Janeiro rode a wave of International Olympic Committee sentiment last Friday to host the 2016 Summer Games in South America for the first time in a mudslide over surprising finalist Madrid. The vote was decided by a beach volleyball match b...
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