Funny story: UK sends 500 fresh corpses to Afghanistan

UK sends 500 fresh corpses to Afghanistan

The United Kingdom has today promised to send 500 fresh corpses to Afghanistan, to help the army in Kandahar province, where many British troops have died recently. The local commander said: "Normally these boys come here, fresh out of training ag...
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Funny story: Obama Cancels Thanksgiving

Obama Cancels Thanksgiving

Washington DC-- President Obama abruptly cancelled the November holiday of Thanksgiving Day for all Americans. Calling the November holiday 'really sick' and 'twisted', the president said it 'was part of the past, like capitalism, and needs to be l...
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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Calls Rush Limbaugh A Racist!

Jimmy Carter Calls Rush Limbaugh A Racist!

Former President Jimmy Carter called talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, a racist after hearing that Limbaugh might try to buy the St. Louis Rams NFL football team. "Limbaugh can't OWN black players on the team", stated Carter, "that went out a hundred...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Considering The Bat Man Role

Robert Pattinson Considering The Bat Man Role

A new movie proposal is being considered by Robert Pattinson, in the title role of The Bat Man! No, it isn't Batman, but The Bat Man. According to the writers, this will be an adventure comedy role here the Bat Man who DOES fight crime, but is act...
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Funny story: Hollywood Actress Comes Out As Character Witness For Roman Polanski

Hollywood Actress Comes Out As Character Witness For Roman Polanski

Miley Cyrus is the latest Hollywood star to come out in support of imprisoned director Roman Polanski. Polanski is being held in Europe awaiting extradition to the United States on an outstanding warrant in a 32 year old rape case. The victim was a...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello gets tough with hard hitting Tommy Cooper jokes!

Fabio Capello gets tough with hard hitting Tommy Cooper jokes!

WEMBLEY [LONDON]: So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays". Imbedded into the England team set up for some days now, our on the spot reporter, issued wi...
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Funny story: Miracle of Weight Loss Revealed

Miracle of Weight Loss Revealed

(Alma, GA) Stating that the idea came to him after reading a Rant & Rave in the Ochlocknee Gazette, Dr. Walker Thronton, from nearby Lenox, claims he has discovered the long-sought secret to weight loss. "One of the ranters in the newspaper...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, Opus Dei Stooge

Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, Opus Dei Stooge

New York - (Hook, Line & Sinker): She once named Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Elie Weasel (sic), the Dalai Lama and Nelson Mandela as her all-time heroes. The following week they were all nearly bankrupted following the collapse of Wall Street g...
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Funny story: David Beckham becomes Amish

David Beckham becomes Amish

Finally, its been decided. After numerous changes of image, David Beckham confirmed that tonight's look is more than that. He and his family have actually become Amish. Sporting the trademark beard of the Mennonite people usually associated with...
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Funny story: Salman in a remake with Aishwarya

Salman in a remake with Aishwarya

Actor Salman Khan, 43, is back on top form and with the recent earth shattering box office response to his award winning performance in Wanted there is no stopping him. Recent report from Bollywood is that Salman Khan wants to patch up with his old f...
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Funny story: Brett Favre Still Not Sure Whether He Wants To Play Football this Season

Brett Favre Still Not Sure Whether He Wants To Play Football this Season

Brett Favre this utterly unsurprising statement to ESPN reporter Michelle Tafoya before going in for halftime against the Packers, telling her "The season's going well so far, but I just don't know if I have the itch. I'll have to see if there are an...
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Funny story: Eric Holder to Investigate, Prosecute Jack Bauer

Eric Holder to Investigate, Prosecute Jack Bauer

In Monday's season premier of 24, Obama Administration Attorney General Eric Holder will make a cameo appearance as the Attorney General prosecuting counter-terrorism agents. "This guy is a real villain," said one of the writers on 24. "It's a good t...
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Funny story: Sarkozy Jnr. bids for European domination

Sarkozy Jnr. bids for European domination

French President Nicolas Sarkozy says his 23-year-old son has been "Treated like a bleedin leper" over his bid to secure European domination. Foppish Jean Sarkozy, who is bidding to be head of the multinational 'La Defence' corporation which suppl...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Proves White Girls Just Can't Rap

Miley Cyrus Proves White Girls Just Can't Rap

MALIBU BEACH - Miley Cyrus, also known as Hannah Montana, did her Twitter-going-away swan song and proved for all the world to see that the little 16-year-old white girl sadly cannot do rap music. Miley, with four backup dancers, four backup singe...
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Funny story: Student Parties Have Royal Backing

Student Parties Have Royal Backing

Telling uni students how to party would appear to be on a par with instructing babies how to suckle. But Scottish undergraduates are being told to follow strict criteria when partying, to cause as much annoyance to their neighbours in their town tene...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices

Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices

In an interview with the Today Show's Jaime Gangel, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh denied being the leader of the Republican Party, instead declaring himself its "Demi-God". Laughing maniacally, Limbaugh then demanded tribute in the form...
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Funny story: Mass Penguin Migration Day to be marked with New Holiday

Mass Penguin Migration Day to be marked with New Holiday

A mass migration of penguins has begun in the southern seas. This migration began last Tuesday but was only recognised yesterday when satellite images from Space recorded their activities on Saturday. It is believed that this migration will include...
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Funny story: Jesus (no relation) Budda, infamous Spoofer breaks ranks and barricades himself in!

Jesus (no relation) Budda, infamous Spoofer breaks ranks and barricades himself in!

JB better known as Jesus Budda, alias Chamone, alias PMP, alias Quasimodo amongst others has broken ranks, severed all ties and set up his own forum amongst the Spoof forums, cheeky buggar! JB has built fire-walls, atomic warheads, employed the Pe...
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Funny story: I'm So Glad We Came To Paris

I'm So Glad We Came To Paris

I can't believe it's finally come true. My whole life I've wanted to come here, to Love's capital of the world, gay Paris. And I owe it all to you. Nick, today has been so amazing, and you've made it all possible: the Louvre, Notre Dame, le mayonnaise - everything has been filled with romance and passion, just like when we first met. That is why tonight, now that we are back in l'hotellerie, I...
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Funny story: Filippa Hamilton on Weight Lookers' most wanted list

Filippa Hamilton on Weight Lookers' most wanted list

New York City, New York - Filippa Hamilton, the former model who was fired by Ralph Lauren for her excessive weight gain, is now being sought after by Weight Lookers. In fact, they've recently added to their ten most wanted list, a list they've kept...
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Funny story: Worn out masked rockers KISS, release new album + new make-up line for their wrinkled fans!

Worn out masked rockers KISS, release new album + new make-up line for their wrinkled fans!

Geriatric KISS, make-up and release their new album to celebrate 35 years in the rock business! Parallel to their new album release, which no person under the age of 45 would be seen dead with, they are launching their new, non-runny, make-up line...
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Funny story: Albania want Mother Teresa back to boost their tourist industry!

Albania want Mother Teresa back to boost their tourist industry!

Legend Mother Teresa is being demanded back by the tourist authorities in Albania, her birthplace! India have ridiculed the bid and told Albania to look for someone else to boost their tourism, unfortunately the only other well-known Albanians are...
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Funny story: Monkey Woods Makes Uninformed Decision With Dire Consequences

Monkey Woods Makes Uninformed Decision With Dire Consequences

It might have been a scene out of an international best-selling novel by a top author, but it wasn't, it was just a man making a silly mistake about the purchase - or not, as it happens - of an umbrella on Monday night, which resulted in a soaking on...
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Funny story: "Paranormal Activity" Will Scare The Crap Out Of You!

"Paranormal Activity" Will Scare The Crap Out Of You!

The new low-budget movie is anything but low on the chill bumps as a couple filming their own life story take on something without a natural life or that's the way it seems. This movie, which has paid only $500,000 plus a percentage of the intake...
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Funny story: 'Wreck of Hesperus' found in North of England canal basin

'Wreck of Hesperus' found in North of England canal basin

British Waterways chiefs were yesterday said to be agog at the news that the 'Wreck of the Hesperus' had been found lying in a shallow basin on the Leeds and Liverpool canal near Chorley, Lancashire, England. North of England BW representative, Al...
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Funny story: New York City Has 39,000 Homeless People - Rev. Sharpton Says "Let's Send 'Em To Mexico"

New York City Has 39,000 Homeless People - Rev. Sharpton Says "Let's Send 'Em To Mexico"

NEW YORK CITY - The Rev. Al Sharpton, who prides himself in being the defender of the little people (5 foot 2 and under) said that the homeless situation in the 'Big Apple' has gotten completely and totally out of control. The reverend went on to...
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Funny story: Organic Hospital Ordered Closed

Organic Hospital Ordered Closed

Liberville, Calif. - Citing a "statistically significant" spate of negative outcomes for patients treated at an organic hospital and clinic in Liberville, public health authorities have ordered the facility closed and Hicks County prosecutors have co...
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Funny story: Stephen Gately Killed By Death

Stephen Gately Killed By Death

The inquiry into the mysterious death of former Boyzone singer, Stephen Gately, has released a statement into its initial findings which suggest that the queer Irishman was killed by Death. Gately was found dead in his apartment in Mallorca, Spain...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole to Mime her Comments on X-Factor

Cheryl Cole to Mime her Comments on X-Factor

X-Factor contestants have to sing live, but it has been revealed that Cheryl Cole will pre-record her comments on their acts and then mime them during the show. Even her banter with the other judges will be mimed so she can get her facial expression...
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Funny story: 88,000 rise in unemployment a mere 'drop in the champagne glass'

88,000 rise in unemployment a mere 'drop in the champagne glass'

A collective sigh of relief was audible around the corridors of Westminster today, as news of a mere 88,000 rise in unemployment permeated the cigar and whisky fug of the Parliamentary bars. City experts, expecting a much bigger rise, were opening...
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Funny story: Its just another day in Hollywood

Its just another day in Hollywood

Hollywood, Wednesday. A spokesperson for a spokesperson acting on behalf of a spokesperson who speaks for a spokesperson for Lady Ga Ga, has revealed that nothing happened at 2.00am on Tuesday morning. Amid speculation and scuttle-butt, not to me...
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Funny story: Portland, Oregon Apartment Complex Increases Rents to Pay for "Foot Baths & Prayer Rugs", Promises Eviction for Tenants Who Fly US Flag!

Portland, Oregon Apartment Complex Increases Rents to Pay for "Foot Baths & Prayer Rugs", Promises Eviction for Tenants Who Fly US Flag!

Residents of the 'Poison Ivy' Apartments, a 250 unit apartment complex in scenic Oregon, a state that has moved extremely to the left in recent years, woke up to find that their monthly rentals were going way up, at the same time they faced evictio...
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Funny story: Confusion reigns as Obama told truth about Prize

Confusion reigns as Obama told truth about Prize

Washington, Wednesday. US President, Barack Obama, has at last been officially informed that last week he won the La Belle Pizza Prize, not the Nobel Peace Prize as he was led to believe. Confusion reigned as every man and his dog (and even the P...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Spotted at a Memphis Burger Queen

Michael Jackson Spotted at a Memphis Burger Queen

Normally a regular stomping ground in life and a documented posthumous haunt for Elvis, a Union Avenue Burger Queen in Memphis, Tennessee was the site of a reported Michael Jackson sighting yesterday afternoon. Identified by at least five former m...
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Funny story: Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel All Announce Affairs

Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel All Announce Affairs

Craig Ferguson became the fourth late night host this week that has confessed to having an affair with most of the women on the show including Leno's "also with half the audience on a cold January night." After David Letterman's confession a coupl...
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Funny story: Labour Predicts 'Landslide Result' in 2010 with Gordon Brown

Labour Predicts 'Landslide Result' in 2010 with Gordon Brown

There was intense excitement at Labour Headquarters yesterday as private polling revealed the likely outcome of the 2010 General Election. "Make no mistake", said a Labour spokesperson, "We are heading for a record landslide result under Gordon...
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Funny story: China's GDP could 'Have someone's eye out'

China's GDP could 'Have someone's eye out'

Emerging economic powerhouse, China, has been dealt a severe blow to its manufacturing confidence after UN health and safety officials found huge gaps in the safety of their products and a lack of H & S knowledge in production methods. The day...
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Funny story: ESPN's Erin Andrews and Skoob 1999 React to Rush Limbaugh's Bid to Buy Leeds United!

ESPN's Erin Andrews and Skoob 1999 React to Rush Limbaugh's Bid to Buy Leeds United!

London,England/ Soccer Pillow Talk and other Bollocks - Soccer fans gathered round the tellies of neighbourhood pubs last night to catch the late breaking news, and soccer exclusive, detailing the Colony's Most Listened to Talk Show Host's bid to buy...
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Funny story: Fox News Reacts to Obama Gag Order on Discussing Health Care or 'Anything Else Anti Obama!'

Fox News Reacts to Obama Gag Order on Discussing Health Care or 'Anything Else Anti Obama!'

NY,NY/ Media News Watch - Recently appointed Minister of Media Madness Czar (MMC), Al Franken, the 'Tasteless Troll', formerly of Saturday Night Life, and previously a winner of a disputed senatorial election corrupted by ACORN in Minnesota, placed...
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Funny story: Karmic Hurricane Warning for Official State Opening of the Supreme Court

Karmic Hurricane Warning for Official State Opening of the Supreme Court

London - (Rioters): It stands on a convergence of demonic ley lines in Westmonster's Little George Bush Street where unmarried mothers were once burned at the stake. And twenty two years after the Great Storm of '87 the astrological aspects spell...
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Funny story: N-Word is readmitted to the dictionary as KKK refuse to stop saying it

N-Word is readmitted to the dictionary as KKK refuse to stop saying it

Equality and Political Correctness groups admitted defeat and have agreed to readmit the N-Word back into the dictionary. In 2007, the N-Word, regarded by many as the most heinous slur in the English language, was removed from the dictionary in the h...
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Funny story: MP David Blunkett's brain may be detected by TEM Electron Microscope.

MP David Blunkett's brain may be detected by TEM Electron Microscope.

Visually challenged MP David Blunkett was yesterday the subject of much controversy, after offering to leave his brain to scientific research. Head of Medical Research at UMIST 'The University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology', Dr...
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Funny story: Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper was my hero!"

Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper was my hero!"

Tommy Cooper's statuesque profile of Fabio Capello, or is it the other way round, filled the England dugout. Then Fabio 'Cooper' Capello told another joke; A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor sa...
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Funny story: Norwegians Pissed as "Foreign Pedophiles" Persist in "Polishing the Knob" of Vigeland's Nude 'Angry Boy' Statue!

Norwegians Pissed as "Foreign Pedophiles" Persist in "Polishing the Knob" of Vigeland's Nude 'Angry Boy' Statue!

Oslo, Norway, / Statue Controversy Continues - Crowds continue to crowd around Oslo's most popular bronze statue in Frogner Park, drawn to the world famous figure of a naked male child whose penis has been polished to perfection, while the rest of...
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Funny story: US-Russia relations transformed

US-Russia relations transformed

US-Russia relations transformed, says Clinton on Moscow visit. Secretary of State speaks of 'mutual respect' as reports say US will drop human rights criticism. "We need Russia on our side vis-à-vis Iran," said Clinton, "the best way to get Russ...
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Funny story: Russians Admit Global Warming a Hoax

Russians Admit Global Warming a Hoax

Washington DC: President Obama met with Russian Federation President Dmitry Medvedev at the White House. As part of the "resetting of relations" with Russia, a great amount of USSR archival information is being released to the USA. During the lat...
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Funny story: The Microphone That Kanye West Snatched From Taylor Swift Is Now In The Smithsonian Museum

The Microphone That Kanye West Snatched From Taylor Swift Is Now In The Smithsonian Museum

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The microphone that Kanye West, aka Kanye Pest, took away from sweet, little Taylor Swift at the MTV Music Video Award Show has been confiscated and placed in the museum of Washington D.C.'s Smithsonian Institute. Vincent Fitzho...
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