Top Satire Stories
Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities
London - The 2012 Olympic Games may be weeks away, but they are already feeling the effects of the European debt crisis.
A long list of austerity measures is being implemented to help the international competition survive in an atmosphere of...
Teen Burglar Gets An 'A' on Homework Left at Scene of Crime
An 18 year old Miami Florida teenager, Donny Disaster, was given an 'A' on the homework he left at the scene of a burglary. The homework was left on a desk that had been ransacked and alleviated of a box of cherry pop tarts. Apparently, Donny Disas...
Re-Verified US-Canadian Border Makes the US a Little Warmer and Smaller
What started out as a harmless, beer driven drunken dare, US President, Barack Obama, ended up losing, not only the US's half of the Great Lakes along with Lake Michigan, but, also, half of all the US states that border the country of Canada. This h...
Ann Coulter Tells Ellen DeGeneres That Sarah "Snowflake" Palin Needs To Go Back To Alaska And Stay There!
HOLLYWOOD - Republican maven Ann Coulter recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and gave her political opinions on all kinds of political issues.
The long legged stringy blonde haired Coulter told Ellen that she is tired of hearing that Sar...
Horse Wins Race
Wes Welker's Week that Was
So Impressed With His First TSA Pat Down, Former Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, Goes Through It Twice
Spoiler Alert: Autistic Boy Was Ordering Pizza
China play joke on blind activist, has never really left China
Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng realized to the delight of his adviseries that he had, in fact, not been sent to the US, but instead had been flown around in circles and set down in China.Top Spoof Headlines
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Boston Celtics at the O.K. Corral
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Dancing With The Stars' "Giggle Girl" Maria Menounos Is Eliminated
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Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats
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Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp
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Archery Class Attendance Increases, Along with Accidental Death Rate
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Nuclear Bomb Detonates Over Farmville
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Spoof Writer Contemplates Suicide, Decides Ice Cream is a Better Option
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Interfaith Volleyball Tournament Launched
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Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month
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JP Morgan off a few bits on 2 billion Dollar loss
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Jennifer Lopez Saying "Adios" To Her $20 Million A Year American Idol Job!
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Greek smart phones to solve insolvency
World News
Solar eclipse triggers Italy earthquake
Fossilised hot cross bun found on Isle of Canna
Solar eclipse snaffles up Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi
Vulcans fly past Falklands memorial
Bruce Forsyth Thought to be a Soviet Spy
Cameron Tells Britain's Starving To Eat Dandylions, Clover, and Roadkill Pheasant!
Entertainment & Gossip
American Idol: Joshua Ledet Shockingly Eliminated, Jessica Sanchez and Phillip Phillips Make It To The Finals
John Travolta Did Not Feel Me Up Says Olivia Newton-John
John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor
Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift
Woody Allen Propositions Lindsay Lohan With Contract She Can't Refuse - Adopting Her Rather Than Giving Her the Hoped for Movie Contract
Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island
Science & Technology
Flesh-eating bacteria strain eats only excess body fat
Science Reports Good News and Bad News About Meaning of Life
Paranoia Epidemic: This Concerns You
Chemist gets drunk, ends up creating a cure for a disease yet undiscovered!
Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At
Facebook wary of new rival social network for Lady Gaga and Chris Brown haters.
Sport Headlines
Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland
Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"
Big Hand for the Celtics or the Big Sleep?
Tiger Woods Blames Strong Right Hand Grip For Hooking Problem
Zombieland: Icabod Rondo Faces the Walking Dead
Washington Nationals Rookie Bryce "Batman" Harper Angrily Hits Himself With His Own Bat - Gets 10 Stitches
Magazine
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Zodiac Signs: Cancer Women Revealed - with advice for suitors!
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Zodiac Signs: Taurus Women Revealed - with advice for suitors!
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Zodiac Signs: Aries Women Revealed - with advice for suitors!
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Horoscopes: Gemini Predictions for June 2012 - Work-Money-Health-Lucky/Unlucky etc.
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Zodiac Signs: Gemini Women Revealed- with advice for suitors!
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Zodiac Signs: Virgo Women Revealed - with advice for suitors!