Funny story: War Breaks Out Between LA Schools And City

War Breaks Out Between LA Schools And City

The Los Angeles School Police Department has received 61 M16 assault rifles, three grenade launchers, and a mine-resistant vehicle from the Pentagon via its 1033 program to get rid of surplus military equipment and give them to local policed departme...
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64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...
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Budget-Strapped Red States to Use Gladiatorial Fights to Raise Much-needed Funds for Infrastructure Repairs

RED STATE AMERICA--With so many states still strapped for funds after their Republican-led legislatures cut their budgets to the bone, and with gambling casinos and racinos no longer producing enough to make up for the deficit, some Red States are tr...
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Funny story: Bill 'Because I'm Worth It' de Blasio shrugs off $50,000 UK political conference speaking fee

Bill 'Because I'm Worth It' de Blasio shrugs off $50,000 UK political conference speaking fee

New York - The Mayor of New York is getting a fat $50,000 check to be the keynote speaker at next week's Labour Party Conference in Manchester, UK. Bill de Blasio's first class plane tickets, hotel suite and out of pocket expenses will also be rei...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!
 

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