After years of indecision, Yellen decides to do nothing

Chairperson Yellen of the Federal Reserve has again played it close to the vest. Fearful of raising rates, she said, "Because it could cause an unintended glitch in the economy, I'm passing at this time." "Are you," reporter Wilma Terman asked,...

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Hawaiians Denounce Movie "Aloha" As Racist

Honolulu, HI - A group of ethnic studies professors stood outside the Steve McGarret Building on the University of Hawaii campus to denounce the new Bradley Cooper movie, "Aloha", for its racist portrayal of native Hawaiians. The movie tells a sim...

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Funny story: Recently Discharged Marines Torch Quebec City

Recently Discharged Marines Torch Quebec City

Montreal, Canada- A group of 25 recently discharged American Marines did not intend to burn down the city of Quebec when they signed up for a bus tour of the city. "We'd heard it was cool and the chicks there were totally hot in spring time," said...

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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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