Top Satire Stories
Twitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Furious
The "takeover" is a done deal.
And "real" birds (y'know the kind that chirp outside your window and poop on the windshield of your car) are all aflutter. As reported by a reporter who understands bird talk and listened in on their conversation,...
Schwarzenegger to "Terminate"" at 65!
Arny Schwarzenegger, 65, has decided to "Terminate" for the last time hoping the public will forgive him for his broom cupboard misdemeanours, the fact that he's an OAP and wears more make up than Marilyn Manson!
His latest blockbusting "terminati...
NASA, a Mosquito-Sized WMD, a Dulicimer Player, and the Shooters Girls
My dulcimer sits in the corner of my one-room camper looking like my out-of-touch, sarcastic, abusive freshman English Comp Instructor, Mr. Feducious Flynt. A ragged, ratty, bony thing, it's absolutely hideous. I haven't played the dulcimer in ages.
An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"
WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films.
Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...
LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates
Chad Ochocinco Leaves Prison A Changed Man
The Amazing New Reason Why Illegal Aliens Are Staying Away From The U.S.
Lady Ga is certainly GaGa!
Courtney Stodden shows plastic surgeon's handiwork
Teen bride Courtney Stodden promised her mom she'd never go naked, and, in showing off her new Double-D boobs, she hasn't broken that vow: "Theyre not mine," she said. "They're my plastic surgeon's."Top Spoof Headlines
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name
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Nina Dobrev, Keira Knightley, and Brad Pitt To Star In The Erotic Spy Thriller The English Muffins
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Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk
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Now that fat is a disease, Disney to reopen Habit Heroes exhibit
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Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort
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North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Reveals He Loves Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies
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Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
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Israeli soldiers moon Facebook
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Cook County crack addict resigns from bench
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Jodi Arias defies death
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President and First Lady reportedly separating
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IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)
Entertainment & Gossip
Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To A Baby Girl
Elton John and Billy Joel Finally End Their Feud
Farrah Abraham Has Breast Augmentation Surgery
Adele thrilled at MBE gong
Britney Spears is dating a space creature
There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise
Science & Technology
Facebook reverses policy on breasts
Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire
Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian
New Internet Service To Revolutionize Computer World
Paper Plane's Protracted Problems Persist
Mother's Day comet returns after 110,000 years
Sport Headlines
Boston Celtic's Coach Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett Want To Head West To The L.A. Clippers
International Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'
Doc Rivers as Hamlet: Heading to Broadway?
Indiana Pacers Center Roy Hibbert Hit With A $75,000 Fine For His Clay Aiken Gay Slur
Pope's horse finishes last in Epsom Derby
Mukluks and Flip Flops at the NHL Finals