Top Satire Stories
Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!
Warsaw,Poland: Hurricane Erskine hit Warsaw over the Whit weekend and killed nobody, damaged no buildings, but hit the Warsaw Book Fair with some very turbulent sex waves!
In fact the impact of Hurricane Erskine Esq. hitting the city was so extrem...
O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison
LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day.
A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...
Cloning the Woolly Mammoth: Discoveries of possible DNA samples suggest that hunters have the rare opportunity to annihilate the Mammoth in the 21st century.
Science Daily: New York, NY. Geneticists and Members of The National Hunting Association have formed an alliance to galvanize research and fund one of the greatest feats of the 21st century, to resurrect the Woolly Mammoth, hunt it, and kill it.
Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft
In its first pick in the new congressional draft, the Ruling Authority selected Arnold Sayers of New Ipswitch, Maine. The thirty-eight year old plumber was dragged kicking and screaming from his home to replace Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama, also...
Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth
Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers
Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
Top Spoof Headlines
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Fart Farm advocate accused of fudging data---threatens Fart Wars
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Boston Celtics Player Arrested For Brandishing A Handgun - He Says It Was A Water Pistol
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Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs
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Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus
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Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!
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Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!
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There's Trouble Looming In The Prince William - Kate Middleton Marriage
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Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
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New study reveals economy not improving; older men unable to afford lavish gifts for hot young women
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Ochocinco Down for the Count
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Obama forced to use umbrella
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Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes
World News
Evil Killer Cheese Chemical, Annato, Steals Pizza From Asthma Sufferers
Atos canonised by the Catholic Church
Woman returns from shops empty-handed
Kim Jong Un Fires Off 3 Missiles - All 3 Land In A North Korean Rice Paddy
Massive hashish asteroid on Earth collision course around May 31st
Kate Middleton garden gnome caught in lewd shagging act at Chelsea Flower Show
Entertainment & Gossip
American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor
Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence
Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already!
Kat Von D's Body Has Finally Run Out of Tattoo Room
Spock Had Ears Re-pointed by Plastic Surgery
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Say Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill Is Doing Fantastic!
Science & Technology
NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself
Stop the Solar Flares
NASA Mars Team Chosen To Include Dr Phil, Lindsay Lohan, Simon, Lady GaGa and Steve Tyler
Joe Flacco's Salary Enters the Van Allen Belt
World's Hairiest Astronaut is not Iranian
Mobile phones cause rise in disruptive behaviour in UK schools!
Sport Headlines
Tim Tebow To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars
LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!
Gronk's Backside is Against the Wall
New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else
David Beckham Retires - Says He Will Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars