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Schwarzenegger to "Terminate"" at 65!
Arny Schwarzenegger, 65, has decided to "Terminate" for the last time hoping the public will forgive him for his broom cupboard misdemeanours, the fact that he's an OAP and wears more make up than Marilyn Manson!
His latest blockbusting "terminati...
An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"
WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films.
Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...
LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates
MIAMI - The Miami Heat defeated the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in overtime in game six to tie things up at three victories each pushing the NBA finals to a game seven.
After the game James was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno wh...
NASA, a Mosquito-Sized WMD, a Dulicimer Player, and the Shooters Girls
My dulcimer sits in the corner of my one-room camper looking like my out-of-touch, sarcastic, abusive freshman English Comp Instructor, Mr. Feducious Flynt. A ragged, ratty, bony thing, it's absolutely hideous. I haven't played the dulcimer in ages.
The Amazing New Reason Why Illegal Aliens Are Staying Away From The U.S.
Chad Ochocinco Leaves Prison A Changed Man
Lady Ga is certainly GaGa!
Miley Cyrus Confesses She Hates The World of Drugs
Courtney Stodden shows plastic surgeon's handiwork
Teen bride Courtney Stodden promised her mom she'd never go naked, and, in showing off her new Double-D boobs, she hasn't broken that vow: "Theyre not mine," she said. "They're my plastic surgeon's."Top Spoof Headlines
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name
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Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise
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Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk
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Nina Dobrev, Keira Knightley, and Brad Pitt To Star In The Erotic Spy Thriller The English Muffins
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Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort
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North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Reveals He Loves Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies
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Queen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
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Israeli soldiers moon Facebook
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Cook County crack addict resigns from bench
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Jodi Arias defies death
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President and First Lady reportedly separating
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IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)
Entertainment & Gossip
Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To A Baby Girl
Elton John and Billy Joel Finally End Their Feud
Farrah Abraham Has Breast Augmentation Surgery
Adele thrilled at MBE gong
Britney Spears is dating a space creature
There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise
Sport Headlines
Boston Celtic's Coach Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett Want To Head West To The L.A. Clippers
International Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'
Doc Rivers as Hamlet: Heading to Broadway?
LeBron James Tells Chris Bosh He Needs To Start Getting With The Program
President Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals
The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked