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Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star With Hollywood's Heidi Montag In The R-Rated Film "Control, Alt, Delete"
HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with Candlelight Productions has just announced that filming will soon begin on their latest collaboration Control, Alt, Delete.
The R-rated motion picture which will be directed by Sheboygan Saddlewood wi...
Demi Moore 'pulls a Clinton', swears blind she did not 'inhale'
Los Angeles - Concerned fans jammed the switchboard at her PR agency's offices today asking after hapless Demi... and demanding the phone number of her supplier.
Emergency hospitalization saw the 49 year-old actress 'pull a Clinton' as Matanusk...
Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series, has just received what he is calling one of the best offers he has ever had.
Pattinson said that out of the blue he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. She asked him how his brand...
Justin Bieber Performs Michael Jackson, James Brown Rolls Over in Grave
Attempting to honor the legendary Michael Jackson at an event in Grauman's Chinese Theater, Justin Bieber performed a tribute moon walk and crotch-grab while elsewhere, rumblings were heard deep beneath the ground at James Brown's resting place.
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Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday
Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed
Republicans Change Symbol from Elephant to Really Old Bigot
Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation
Never Mind 7,000 Years of Human History
Food police want the Obama administration to ban bread as a health hazard causing obesity. EPA, OSHA and FDA are considering writing new regulations!Top Spoof Headlines
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Win by Newt Gingrich Strikes Fear into Secret DC Guild
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H-Pee releases Pista driver for the the T45
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Imprisoned Mormon Elder released for Temple wedding to Jail Bate Bougers
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Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic
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Angry Birds Designer Hides Phoenix Cheat
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Gingrich Lobbies Tiger Woods for Support in Florida
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President Obama Tells Vice-President Joe Biden He Has To Do More Around The White House Or He May Be Put On Probation
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Sweetness to slaughter cows
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Charlie Sheen Seen Trying To Hit On Kobe's Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife, Vanessa "The $75 Million Woman" Bryant
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New Greek Threat: More Credit for Us Or No More Gyros for You
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MSNBC: Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show
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UFO Crashes in Hollywood, Contains Alien Movie Actor
World News
Yorkshireman Flatly Refuses KFC Lunchbreak Snack
Jumping Spider, Putin's Wagon
Paying cash in hand is 'diddling the country', says HMRC's boss
First the swastika Olympic logo, now Danny Boyle's daft 'land that's been poisoned by industrial legacy' opening ceremony theme
Surprise Guest at Dorking Steam Engine Renovation Society
Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe
Entertainment & Gossip
Cameron Diaz Talks Openly About Justin Bieber, Her New Boobs, and Those Botox Rumors
Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods
Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion
The Second Season of "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best" Premiers With Joan Having Her 734th Plastic Surgery
Demi Moore Says Her Skinny Look Is Not Due To Anorexia But To A Damn Tape Worm
Michelle Obama Agrees To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars' And Will Be Paired With Maksim Chmerkovskiy, "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"
Science & Technology
Tech world in shock as Facebook go a complete '24 hours' without any changes
CERN Press Office Confirm Large Haldron Collider Will Shut Down 21 December 2012 For Maintenance
Study shows people to be "less amazing" than previoulsy thought
"Leap Centimetre" To Be Added To The Length Of The Metre In 2012
Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey
Third time's a charm, RIM sued by BFFs everywhere
Sport Headlines
NFL Rivals Disney's Wonderful World as Super Bowl Week Approaches!
Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled
On Super Bowl Sunday in History!
In A Sports Shocker Vanessa Bryant Files For Divorce From Kobe Bryant Causing The Cancellation of Their Reality Show After Only One Episode
Tiger Woods Wins First Golf Tournament In Two Years - Celebrates With A White Blonde
Los Angeles Lakers Player Luke Walton Appears To Be Heading To The Washington Wizards
Business Brief
Chevy Volt Still Under Fire, Pun Intended
Greece Turns to Pawn Stars for Help in Financial Bailout
Markets Recover on Canadian Beer Industry Bailout News
Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them
Obama appoints himself 'CEO of everything'
Scott Walker saves Wisconsin taxpayers five dollars