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NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself
To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash!
The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...
Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor.
The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.
Hollywood Collector Pays $4,000,000 For Angelina Jolie's Breasts
A high profile collector of Hollywood memorabilia has reportedly paid $4M for the removed breasts of actress Angelina Jolie who earlier this week revealed that she had a double mastectomy after finding out she carries a defective gene that puts her a...
Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes
HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid.
Speaking with Pomona Vox of...
LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
Just how close is Barack Obama to the KGB?
Cleaver craze gives under-pressure Obama the perfect distraction
Gronk's Backside is Against the Wall
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.Top Spoof Headlines
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Farquar unravels plot at Walmart
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Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Honey Boo Boo Appear On The Viagra View
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Lady Gaga Talks About The Sex Toy Rumors
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Taylor Swift Desperate For A New Boyfriend (Song)
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Katy Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick
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Reese Witherspoon Rips Off A Mel Gibson's DUI In Atlanta, Georgia
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Britney Spears Opens Up About X-Factor and Jason Trawick
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The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking
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President Obama Says Lindsay Lohan Texted Him Asking That He Issue A Rehab Clinic Pardon
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Visit Sweden
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Career Counseling in Order for Daniel Bard
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Viewers shocked at close-up of Obama's blackheads
World News
Glasgow Kiss For UKIP
Gitmo to close - detainees to enter foster care
'CIA has played a counter-intelligence blinder' says Mossad bureau chief
Disgraced Cardinal sentenced to full Bell Book N Candle exorcism
Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times
Theresa May suspects she should remain anonymous until charged
Entertainment & Gossip
Justin Bieber Named America's Most Confused Celebrity
Freaks, Geeks, & Rajon Rondo
Simon Cowell Wants To Buy Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion
Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Disses The Golf Gigolo
Dancing With The Stars Says So Long To Soap Opera Star Ingo Rademacher
Nicki Minaj Confesses Women Are Jealous of Her Because She Is A Sex Symbol
Science & Technology
Stop the Solar Flares
NASA Mars Team Chosen To Include Dr Phil, Lindsay Lohan, Simon, Lady GaGa and Steve Tyler
Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior
Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters
Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!
Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon
Sport Headlines
Kentucky Derby Winner Orb May Not Run In The Preakness
Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat
Charles Barkley Betting Against The Oklahoma City Thunder
The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga
Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand
Boston Bruins: Cinderfellas with Glass Skates
Business Brief
New study reveals economy not improving; older men unable to afford lavish gifts for hot young women
Millions of Cypriots will go commando as EU bailout imposes austerity knicker tax says seer
Patrons Boycott Computer Shop Because of Installing OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office
Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter
U.S. Mint urges Congress to discontinue the T-shirt
A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer