New York Mets are retiring Terry Collins' shoe size

Funny story: New York Mets are retiring Terry Collins' shoe size

Flushing, New York - Having no players skilled enough to deserve that their numbers be retired, the New York Mets have developed a new honor. The team is retiring its manager's shoe size. "I'm thrilled to be the first major league manager to have...

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