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Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska
WASILLA, Alaska - Local authorities in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla are reporting that they have made one of the biggest arrests in the history of the Alaskan town.
Wasilla Sheriff Abner Bellbubble stated that at 4 a.m. on Friday morning loca...
Bong hits The Biltmore as Amanda Bynes busted for weed
New York - Janitors were busy hosing down a fifth floor terrace this morning after a flying bong from the 36th floor apartment rented by The Amanda Show star made an unexpected crash landing in the Wassersteins' hot tub.
Bynes, 27, was arrested fo...
US drones to patrol London terror hot spots
London - Fresh from Idaho sheep herding duties a consignment of six US unmanned combat air vehicles is enroute to London on emergency deployment following a Brit squaddie's machete attack murder outside Woolwich Barracks on Wednesday.
Announcing t...
Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks
BROOKLYN - Rihanna had just left The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after visiting an ex-backup singer who was having her vocal cords aligned.
She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown h...
Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency
In Advance of Hurricane Season, God Issues an Apology for Body Count
Red Sox Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock & J. Alfred Ellsbury
Mc Connell Announces "Full Turtle" Transformation
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.Top Spoof Headlines
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Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong Sell Their Business Venture
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Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled
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Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs
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South Dakota Shuts Down All North Korean Restaurants
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Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined
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Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip
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Ruling Authority to 'let Texas go'
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Barack Obama Edges Out Kim Jong-Un For 'Best Living Narcissist' At 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses
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France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark
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Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced
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Americant Airlines doesn't want you in the cabin
Entertainment & Gossip
Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
Jolie breasts vow comeback after split
Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business
Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend
Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River
Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman
Science & Technology
Cloning the Woolly Mammoth: Discoveries of possible DNA samples suggest that hunters have the rare opportunity to annihilate the Mammoth in the 21st century.
NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars
Studies Show Ritalin Really Works!
World's Hairiest Astronaut is not Iranian
Owning a dog good for the heart: RISK
Friday's 'Ring of Fire' solar eclipse will transit Pacific Ring of Fire seismic zone
Sport Headlines
Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers
Boston Celtics Player Arrested For Brandishing A Handgun - He Says It Was A Water Pistol
Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds
Celtics Sign Pope Francis as New Point Guard
Shaquille O'Neal Proposes A Much-Needed Change To The NBA Technical Foul Rule
President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Jack Nicholson
Business Brief
Walmart's ingenious scheme to push impulse buys
Horse Meat Found in Popular Fastfood Joint's 'McShamrock Shake'
Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.
Patriots and Owner Kraft Go On Defensive
Bum rap as Nat Rothschild loses Bumi deal
Every Major US Airline to Merge. What it Means for You