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Velveeta Peron
Joined: 07 August 2007
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03 July 2009

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Funny story:  Michael Jackson 'had a penis'
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Michael Jackson 'had a penis'

Only days after the announcement of the King of Pop's death, it has emerged that the singer had what has been described as 'a penis' attached to his body. The discovery was made during the first initial autopsy yesterday in Los Angeles, California...
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Grief stricken "Jacko" fans force Martin Bashir "Underground" into a "Bad" situation

London, England - Not since the global hit-man contract placed on the life of Indian-born Salman Rushdie for his book "The Satanic Verses" criticizing the Islamic faith has a Western journalist had to go underground, fearing for his life. And tha...
Funny story:  Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer Sheds New Light On Michael Jackson's Psyche
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Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer Sheds New Light On Michael Jackson's Psyche

Los Angeles, CA - A video on Youtube entitled 'Unknown Life Form in North Carolina Sewer' has gone viral, with over 3 million hits in 24 hours. Scientists believe that the video may actually aid in the understanding of 'The King of Pop', Michael Jack...
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Michael Jackson Not Father Of The Kids, According To Debbie Rowe

Now that Michael Jackson is dead and having two autopsies to be 100% sure, ex-wife and surrogate mother Debbie Rowe is no longer bound to the confidentially agreement he paid a lot of money to sign. So what does she do first thing? Revealing that Mic...
Funny story:  Mrs Slocombe's Pussy Found Dead
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Mrs Slocombe's Pussy Found Dead

Mrs Slocombe's pussy has been found dead in the garden. It appears that the pussy died of natural causes. The news suggests that the curse of Grace Bros Department Store is far from over. Miss Brahms recently passed away after years of suffering...
Funny story:  Diana Ross Wants Custody Of Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles
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Diana Ross Wants Custody Of Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles

NEW YORK CITY - Diana Ross, of the 60s African-American trio known as Diana Ross and The Supremes has begged Macaulay Culkin for custody of Michael Jackson's beloved chimpanzee Bubbles. Earlier reports stated that Michael Jackson had left everythi...

Funny story:  "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner - America's Got Talent's Early Favorite
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"Kentucky" Kevin Skinner - America's Got Talent's Early Favorite

LOS ANGELES - Kentucky 'good old boy' Kevin Skinner shuffled onto the America's Got Talent stage, started singing a Garth Brooks song, and he blew the audience and the judges away. David Hasselhoff's mouth fell open. Piers Morgan's eyes opened wid...
Funny story:  Adam Lambert Gets Out Restraining Against Simon Cowell
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Adam Lambert Gets Out Restraining Against Simon Cowell

According to the Bollywood Times, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert has had to get a personal restraining order out against show judge, Simon Cowell and he claims he had a very good reason to do so. Lambert told the Times that Simon keeps poppi...
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Supreme Court Decision

The United States Supreme Court has decided to finally hand down a ruling on the couple that had that argument two years ago and kept the whole neighborhood up all night.

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