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Mark Zuckerberg updates Facebook status day.

Married! One day after his personal wealth was estimated at over $20 million when Facebook listed on the NASDAQ.
Obviously thinking about them marriage tax breaks?

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Barack Obama hosts G8 leaders in America for summit.

Summit or nothing. Proceedings were interrupted to let David Cameron and Angela Merkel watch Chelsea play Bayern Munich in the soccer - but everyone was confused as they kept calling it 'football'.

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China play joke on blind activist, has never really left China

Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng realized to the delight of his adviseries that he had, in fact, not been sent to the US, but instead had been flown around in circles and set down in China.

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"Good" cholesterol turns out to be bullshit

Gone could be the days when your doctor tells you both your good and bad cholesterol levels. "Lay off the eggs," says Dr. Holly Siergard. "Get off the couch and play some Wii--you should be fine."

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Prehistoric tortoise as big as small car but slow as a turtle

Harfold State College has discovered the fossilized remains of a tortoise about the same size as a Honda Fit. The trouble was that it was too slow to get out of the way of dinosaur farts so it died.

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Phoenix-area man hits $1 million jackpot six times!

The Glendale man claimed six $1 million prizes after purchasing six Powerball tickets with the same winning numbers late last month.
He does not want his name revealed!

"I bet he doesn't!"

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Wash. man bitten by rattlesnake at Idaho Wal-Mart!

Mica Craig, shopping in the garden department of a Lewiston store when he was bitten Saturday. It latched onto his hand and that he screamed, he managed to shake loose the snake & stomped it to death!

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Seattle car vandal takes nothing, leaves tortillas!

Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun:
"The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn't break in to something that's nachos!"

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New Biography Claims Obamas Were On Brink Of Divorce

Barrack was going to divorce Michelle and propose to Oprah.

Until someone told him he wasn't Oprah's type...

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Facebook go public at $38 per share

The company is now valued at over $100 billion, with Mark Zuckberg's personal stake over $20 billion.

Which means he can finally afford to buy suit and 'chuck the hoodie'

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