Funny story:  Tough Guy Orlando Bloom Scares The Shit Out Of Tinsel Town

Tough Guy Orlando Bloom Scares The Shit Out Of Tinsel Town

Born on the mean streets of Canterbury, British tough guy - actor Orlando Bloom - knows a thing or two about violence. Raised by a pair of hippies, Bloom was well known for his fighting skills - he was after all the leader of the Canterbury Cunts -...
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The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

JERUSALEM--Settling, once and for all, the Old Testament challenge, "Whose God is greater, mine or thine?" the three Abrahamic religions--Judaism, Christianity, and Islam--will meet in a cage fight in Jerusalem next week. Three champions have been c...
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Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel has delivered a special address to the US Congress yesterday, along the theme of "Carnage in the Gaza Strip is regrettable, but not our fault." He was then recipient of the "It's Not Our Fault" award. A second...
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Funny story:  Al Qaeda supergrass asks $20m for Oklahoma bomber 'sleeping partner' vid

Al Qaeda supergrass asks $20m for Oklahoma bomber 'sleeping partner' vid

Washington DC - A top flight snitch claims to have video footage of a 'second bomber' in a parked truck with Timothy McVeigh outside the Oklahoma City federal building just before the 1995 blast. And for $20m he'll release the surveillance tape th...
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Barbara Bush Misses Irony in Called George W. Bush a "Son-of-a-Bitch"

Former First Lady Barbara Bush was peeved when everyone present started laughing when she called former president George W. Bush a son of a bitch.
"That's for sure" said her husband George H.W. Bush.
 

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