Canadian claims disability allowance after sprouting antlers

Toronto, Canada - An otherwise healthy 30-something male is claiming state disability handouts after waking one morning to find that he'd grown a pair of antlers on his head. Harley Broomsdork said the 18-inch, Monarch-of-the-Glen-style protrubera...

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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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