Penis Pumps Being Used To Steal Water For Marijuana Growers

Funny story: Penis Pumps Being Used To Steal Water For Marijuana Growers

BILLINGSGATE POST: In Mendocino County, where even the cops grow marijuana to supplement their income, water has become a commodity that decides whether you make it or not in the World of Bud. In this dog-eat-dog industry, the fight for water has p...

Read More

Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Funny story: Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Japanese manufacturing firm Titsandass Inc. shipped their latest model of humanoid robots to malls in Tokyo and Hiroshima where depraved customers waited in long lines to purchase the sensational new product. Ostensibly billed as a household compa...

Read More

The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

Funny story: The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

Germany - A three day state visit to Sauerkrautland kicks off on Wednesday with a Bavarian beer drinking contest between Chancellor Angela Merkel and Queen Elizardbirth von Battenberg. Later the women are due to take part in a traditional bratwur...

Read More
Breaking News...

Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Trending headlines

World News

Entertainment & Gossip

Science & Technology

Sport Headlines

Business Brief

Magazine

Hot spoof news topics

Refresh

Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these? Think you can do better?

Become a writer!

Profile Featured Writer

Simon Saunders
Simon Saunders
Joined: 22 February 2012
Stories Written: 103
60 readers are online right now!

Go to top