Funny story: George Clooney to direct and star in movie about heroic Canadian Sargeant-at-Arms who shot dead armed killer

George Clooney to direct and star in movie about heroic Canadian Sargeant-at-Arms who shot dead armed killer

Ottawa, Canada - Newlywed George, 69, is to play former Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer Kevin Vickers, heroic Sergeant-at-Arms gunslinger star of the Canadian Parliament who took out an armed killer today. Clooney, 5'9" and 210lbs, is to pr...
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Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

FauX NEWS It was discovered by the Republican Party that Obama has planned the scariest Halloween by, starting with Devil's Night, will recite a litany of reforms and positive legislation that the Republicans have managed to block, stonewall, or outr...
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ISIS Navy Launches Submarine: A Green Volkswagon

Vowing to take their fight to all corners of the earth, ISIS today launched their first submarine. The modified 1969 green Volkswagon, nick named the "Luv Bug I" was driven off a beach south of Banyas. Speaking by radio through an interpreter the...
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Funny story: Palin Clan To Head Up New Hillbilly Olympics

Palin Clan To Head Up New Hillbilly Olympics

Wassilly, Alaska In an attempt to redeem her family's honor after their recent drunken brawl, former Alaska governor and Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced today that she will sponsor a new sports contest called the Hillbill...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.
 

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