Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...

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Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Des Moines, IA - Surrounded by retards, Hillary Clinton told reporters she disagreed strongly with the findings of a team of Doctors that she was mentally retarded. "I am not retarded at all," she said. "These people behind me are." Clinton as...

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Original Whitney Houston Lyrics Found

Who knew? Whitney's 1985 Smash Hit, 'Saving All My Love For You,' was originally penned for a porno flick. The original lyrics appear to have been, 'Shaving All My Muff For You.'
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