Top Satire Stories
Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney
LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just broken the news that Adele and Cheryl Cole will soon be going into the recording studio to record a song that was written especially for them by Paul McCartney.
Seacrest said that Cheryl called him up and told...
Another blow for the Spanish Armada
Spain - Last week Spain's King Juan Carlos spoke about a horrid sinking feeling he'd had after being persuaded to return the keys of his beloved taxpayer-funded £18 million floating gin palace Fortuna.
Today another blow befell the mighty House o...
Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River
NEW YORK CITY - In a story that certainly fits the you gotta see it to believe it cliché, comedian Joan Rivers, 79, was caught swimming au naturel in the East River.
When NYPD officers approached Ms. Rivers they noticed a faint smell of Scotch com...
Derek Hough and Kellie Pickler Win The Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy
HOLLYWOOD - Little country music singing sensation Kellie Pickler is not only a great singer she can now also say she is a great dancer as her and her dance partner Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough have won this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars...
Studies Show Ritalin Really Works!
Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend
Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman
Kirstie Alley Stresses She Is Not Addicted To Food or Sex
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.Top Spoof Headlines
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Kat Von D's Body Has Finally Run Out of Tattoo Room
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NASA To Sue The Netherland Antilles
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New Mexico Bans Piñatas
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Kim Jong Un Fires Off 3 Missiles - All 3 Land In A North Korean Rice Paddy
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Spock Had Ears Re-pointed by Plastic Surgery
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South Dakota Shuts Down All North Korean Restaurants
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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Say Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill Is Doing Fantastic!
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Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19
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New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else
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David Beckham Retires - Says He Will Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars
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Kim Taeyeon: "I hate Justin Bieber"
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Gronk & Edelman Take Off for Vegas with Stowaways
World News
Man Has Both Legs Amputated In Revenge Wedding Prank
Knock-and-run incident is suspected 'terror attack'
Gay Divorce yet to be legalised
Kate Middleton garden gnome caught in lewd shagging act at Chelsea Flower Show
France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark
Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced
Entertainment & Gossip
Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip
Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses
Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards
Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
Jolie breasts vow comeback after split
Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business
Science & Technology
Cloning the Woolly Mammoth: Discoveries of possible DNA samples suggest that hunters have the rare opportunity to annihilate the Mammoth in the 21st century.
Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program
Friday's 'Ring of Fire' solar eclipse will transit Pacific Ring of Fire seismic zone
Joe Flacco's Salary Enters the Van Allen Belt
Irish Leprechaun predicts future weather
NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself
Sport Headlines
Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers
Boston Celtics Player Arrested For Brandishing A Handgun - He Says It Was A Water Pistol
Charles Barkley Betting Against The Oklahoma City Thunder
Old Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics
Career Counseling in Order for Daniel Bard
Calling Dr. Jordan Crawford, Head Case Proctologist