6 September 2010
Top Satire Stories
The X-Factor - "Worst Audition In History" Ends With A Smack In The Face
Having been described as "the worst audition in the history of the X-Factor" by judge, Simon Cowbell, leery teen, Abbey Johnson punched her one time best friend Lisa Parker in the face. Putting the icing on the cake, so to speak.
Doing a remarkabl...
Horrified Ashwarya Rai And Deepika Padukone In Nude Protest Demand To Know Where CJ Is
Horrified Bollywood stars Ashwariya Rai and Deepika Padukone today made an urgent phone call to Skoob Entertainment News, supposedly whilst in the nude,demanding to know the whereabouts of missing Spoof supremo Colonel Juan, the one time Bolivian rev...
Miley Cyrus Let's It All Hang Out!
Saying that she is tired of being treated like a child, Miley Cyrus began dancing at a private party last night and stripped down to her bra and a thong, according to those who were at the party.
Apparently realizing that the person throwing the p...
Coleen McLoughlin leaves Wayne Rooney for ... me
I can reveal that £100,000-a-week Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney is furious that his childhood sweetheart and girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin has left him for me. Coleen is fed up with Rooney's lying and cheating and dalliances with prostitut...
Shocking UFO Secret Turns President's Hair Gray
Jennifer Aniston To Go Topless In 'Wanderlust' Movie - Is It Too Late?
Justin Bieber: I'll Marry Kim Kardashian In Two Years!
Gossip Girl Stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Involved In A Big Time Feud
UK police introduce "caveman treatment" for controlling boozed up Babes!
Due to a rapid increasing of female anti-social behaviour UK police have introduced new treatment in an attempt to control it, it's called the Caveman Treatment and the naughty babes love it!
UK Headlines
Rottweilers Savaged By Jack Russell
Man's Head Explodes Whilst On Telephone To Virgin Media
Harold Wilson 'is John Prescott's DNA Pa' Blair memoir reveals
Prince Charles: "Wear More Old Clothes!"
William Hague defends self over gay rumours
David Cameron 'I'm not gay and neither is my friend Nick Clegg'
World News
Lindsay Lohan says primordial genes still alive in Iran
Pak security team "deboarded and rudely treated" by US officials after "one of them made a comment to a flight attendant"
American tourist linked to earthquake in New Zealand
Chile Miners "Not Happy" With First Hot Meal In Three Weeks
Run on Kabul Bank Causes Panic: Obama Pledges to "Plug That Hole" with Big Stimulus!
Lily Allen To Head Western Culture Think Tank
Entertainment & Gossip
Pattinson Challenges Stewarts Co-Star To Duel
Alice Roberts v Miranda Krestovnikoff: Coast Gals Square Up!
Lady Gaga surgically altered to become downloadable Tamagotchi style app' for smart phones.
Paris Hilton asks Lindsay Lohan for Tips on "Slammer Time"
Twittertweenies control Big Brother 11 - Condem coalition can learn from TeamTeenager
Sandra Bullock adopts John James for herself
Sport Headlines
'Firebrand' decathlete Jarvis Smedley under investigation again as 'errant' hammer throw kills three
Tiger Woods Marries Rachel Uchitel!
Harry Redknapp is not a 'Wheeler Dealer', he is a Football Manager.
Andy Murray beats Hurricane Earl in straight sets at the US Open
Stephen Hawking: God not responsible for athletic victories.
English Teacher Rips Trousers In Playground Football Incident
Business Brief
Bank Prepares To Leave - Only £5 Notes Left
Uber Riche Promise to Buy More Luxury Items to Stimulate World Economy
Government Orders Any Businesses Showing a Profit to Stop Doing So Immediately
BP: "Buddy, Could You Spare a Dime?"
Whores Outraged as Craigslist Deletes Rub & Tug Ads
Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America
Magazine
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Move My Hump - In the Style of Black Eyed Peas
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Sigh of Relief
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The Glorious Political Messiah Addresses His Minions
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The Comfort of a Knowledge of a Rise Above The Sky but Could Never Parallel the Challenge of an Acquisition in the Here And Now...
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Thomas the Tank Engine goes on Strike
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Barry's Magic Trousers - Chapter 2