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New Jersey town begins issuing $85 fines for texting while walking!

The Fort Lee Police Department has issued 117 tickets for reckless walking in the past month, with offenders being forced to pay the penalty.

"Oh?"

10#6619#JAB#41045.0725#2#392937

Tom Cruise in Playboy: 'When Katie Holmes walks into the room, I feel better'

Mainly cause his chin just comes up to her boobs

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Jolie forks over $1M on chopper, lessons for beau Brad Pitt

I guess they won't be adopting for awhile

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Dongman's ex Elin with Dingman

Elin Nordegren's romance with wealthy businessman Jamie Dingman continues to quietly heat up, while her ex Tiger 'Dongman' Woods' continues having trouble with his putter

10#13897#TallandLanky#41044.9046644#5#279319

ALF Upset Over BBC Article "Are we any closer to finding intelligent alien life?"

The BBC has angered aliens worldwide- in particular, ALF: "So just about every alien film ever made isn't enough? Guess l'll have to make a British version of my award-winning sitcom to prove a point"

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Veteran Newark Airport security supervisor used dead man's ID for 20 years

Newark security supervisor Peter Abimbola "Bimbo" Olumuyia Oyewole, an illegal Nigerian national had posed as Jerry Thomas since 1992.
What was wrong with Bimbo ?

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Obama admits he never heard of 'Fifty Shades' book, says he will ask wife

Some Commander-in-Chief! President Clinton knows fifty-one.

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President Obama on the View talking about JP Morgan Chase

"…Jamie Dimon, the head of it, is one of the smartest bankers we got [sic]…"

Gots to be the Harvard education

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Democratic Left Spelling Test

FED Chairman Bernanke has discovered the problem as to why the US economic recovery is so slow. Democratic President Obama can't spell E-C-O-N-O-M-I-C-S. However, Obama can spell raising T-A-X-E-S!

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Obama's Green Job Count a Taxpayer Rip-Off

Trash/waste collectors, steel/paper mill recyclers, furniture/used merchandise sales, fruit/tree nut farming, septic tank/toilet cleaning are classified as green jobs to justify Solyndra funding!

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