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Exorcising Kati Price

Priest gave up, "that Jordan was too strong, I couldn't get her to leave Kati Price's Body."

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"Q&A with Superman"

'Look, I swear, I never used my x-ray vision to boggle girls.

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In Door Pigeon Craps on 'God Machine' (Large Hadron Collider)

and nearly causes 100 black holes instead of the usual 20 black-holes per hour, which in non-galactic terms is roughly 45 miles to the gallon

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Iran Claims Testing of Its Advanced Nuke Warhead

was just a 'soccer kick-around' to see who could put it "in the back of the net'.

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Austin Powers Actor Verne Troyer Can't Move On Dot Org

He's the guy who lost 50 million on a handshake, who dug 100 miles into the Earth's crust to find dirt of the non-pay-dirt variety. Hence the term "to Verne".

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Kafka's 'novel' Metamorphosis

Superman woke one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed overnight into Nancy Pelosi.

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Nothing In The Rule Book

Undefeated New Orleans Saints admit that whole offensive line are zombies. That's why they're so offensive.

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Another Jimmy Baker?

After several people complained that they had lost money taking the advice of a religious teacher on a Chicago local cable station, police turned it on and saw a senior monk with a vow of poverty.

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Will Nation Unite?

Right wingers protest as President Obama as a uniting effort for all Americans, builds a golden calf.

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Tick-Tock News: "Rare Welsh Clock Sold at Auction"

"Must be rare as no one in Wales 'that we know of' can wind up a clock 'never mind' knows how to make one," said International Business Wales spokesperson.

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