Funny story: Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casino owners concluded a study and released the findings today. They found that gambling on anything, but especially sports, is very therapeutic and has many benefits, including lowering the risk of heart attack, stroke, and...
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Police Searching for Mansion In Mounds of Toilet Paper

Wealthy Neighborhood, NY Police today were still searching for a mansion under a mountain of toilet paper. Police had no sure explanation for how the mound of toilet paper got there, but they had received a 911 call stating that there were rich peopl...
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Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...
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Funny story: Pope rents out Fisting Chapel porch for party

Pope rents out Fisting Chapel porch for party

Rome - The cash-strapped Pope is renting out the porch of his Apostolic Palace in the Vatican for a $5,900-per-head fisting party according to reports. Frankie the Argie stands to make $250,000 from the shindig which is part of his Diabolical Arts...
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
 

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