Funny story: Fifty Year Old White Guy With Dreadlocks "Probably A Cunt" Thinks Florida Man

Fifty Year Old White Guy With Dreadlocks "Probably A Cunt" Thinks Florida Man

47 year old Fort Lauderdale man, Duncan Whitehead, has made the split second assumption that the fifty year old man (or thereabouts) who he saw walking along South Beach Miami yesterday afternoon is probably a total and utter cunt. Whitehead's ass...
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First Lady Organises Martha's Vineyard Christmas Savings Club After Vacation In Trailer Park

Michelle Obama is to collect $2 per week from the housewives at the Martha's Vineyard trailer park where she spends her vacations with her husband Barack. The savings are to be paid out at Christmas. "I always do this to help pay for the close kn...
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Islamic State militants call Kenya's White Widow bomber a slut

Baghdad, Iraq - A vicious slanging match has broken out at the notorious jihadi chat room Halal Spud-u-Like about British homegrown terrorist Samantha Lewthwaite, a.k.a. the White Widow. Under the caption of A Hard Act To Swallow IS renegades po...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology to Sue Internet for Libel

Church of Scamatology to Sue Internet for Libel

CLEARLY CRIMINAL, FL. The Church of Scamatology announced today that they will be suing the Internet and that everybody connected with the Internet had better start getting their lawyers ready. "We are tired of being libeled by Wikipedia, gossip...
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Joan Rivers Loses It

A medical bulletin just released from a Manhattan clinic states that Joan Rivers had stopped talking during throat surgery.
 

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