President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Trump continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 51,649,998 turkeys. While USA Today estimates...

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