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Never Mind 7,000 Years of Human History

Food police want the Obama administration to ban bread as a health hazard causing obesity. EPA, OSHA and FDA are considering writing new regulations!

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Contrasts in Courage

PRES. OBAMA 2012: We didn't have enough time over 36 months to thoroughly evaluate the Keystone XL Oil Pipeline project. PRES. KENNEDY 1962: We will go to the moon before the decade is out (1969).

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Not in My State

Sen. Kerry (D-MA) approves of President Obama regulating the other 49 state's industries. Now Massachusetts' fishing industry may be affected by federally imposed cod limits and the Senator is upset!

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President Obama's Rueful Plea Speech

I came and I diddled and screwed up the USA. Please reelect me as I have a spanking new plan to really screw up the USA big time in the next four years!

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It's Beneath Them

US Park Police and Occupy Washington DC protesters reach a compromise whereby campers can defecate, but must pick up their own. Protesters were seen training dogs to use plastic bags and tongs!

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Ionized Brain Cells

Rabid environmentalists blame the Sun's current strong solar storms on global warming!

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Who's Ripping-Off Whom?

The federal tax on gasoline is 18.4 cents per gallon, state tax is about 23.6 cents per gallon and the service station owner grosses 7 to 10 cents per gallon!

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Nothing New

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Did you watch my State of the Union address on television? AMERICAM PUBLIC: No, because it was a rerun we had seen before!

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Environmental Poop

Rabid environmentalists say 10,000 tons of dog poop are produced each day in the USA and they want to clean up the country by eating these pets. PETA had a sh*t-fit!

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Spot the Typo

Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) once again proved that she is the bicked bitch of the west by stating she knows something about Newt Gingrich. Oops that should be wicked witch!

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