Funny story:  Schwarzenegger to "Terminate"" at 65!

Schwarzenegger to "Terminate"" at 65!

Arny Schwarzenegger, 65, has decided to "Terminate" for the last time hoping the public will forgive him for his broom cupboard misdemeanours, the fact that he's an OAP and wears more make up than Marilyn Manson! His latest blockbusting "terminati...
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Lady Ga is certainly GaGa!

Mad hat pop diva, Lady Ga Ga, has announced that she is head over heels (not hills) in love with Erskine Quint, intrepid adventurer and very mercurial stud. Jean-Paul Gaultier told Lady about this British aristocratic, super-human hero, after seei...
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An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...
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Funny story:  LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

MIAMI - The Miami Heat defeated the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in overtime in game six to tie things up at three victories each pushing the NBA finals to a game seven. After the game James was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno wh...
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