Top Satire Stories
Angelina Jolie Continues To Buy Brad Pitt's Love By Buying Him A $1.6 Million Helicopter
PROVENCE, France - Close friends of Angelina Jolie have remarked that as the actress has gotten older she has also become a lot more insecure.
Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that one of Jolie's very close friends Winnie Suzy Willowick, 37, recently...
Dancing With The Stars' "Giggle Girl" Maria Menounos Is Eliminated
HOLLYWOOD - Well there will be a whole lot less giggling on the set of Dancing With The Stars as Maria "Giggle Girl" Menounos has been the latest celebrity to be sent home.
The 33-year-old is the co-host with Mario Lopez of the television news pro...
The Oklahoma City Thunder Stomp The Los Angeles Lakers 119-90: Kobe Bryant Threatens To Have The Entire Lakers Team Traded
OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma City Thunder made the Los Angeles Lakers look more like The Johnny Appleseed High School Apple Pie Bakers as they clobbered the Left Coast bunch 119-90.
After the game Kobe spoke with Sherwood Frisbee of Sports Balls I...
Fukushima Radiation Inside Everyone Says Government
New York, NY-- There's great news tonight about the nuclear accident in Fukushima Japan. Government scientists are reporting that nuclear radiation from the meltdowns has now entered into the bodies of every person on the planet. The average person...
Obama and Biden Exchange Campaign Roles
Democratic Presidential Campaign Strategy "Evolving"
Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp
President Obama Announces Two-pronged Approach to Ameliorate America's Poor Health Habits:
New Jersey town begins issuing $85 fines for texting while walking!
The Fort Lee Police Department has issued 117 tickets for reckless walking in the past month, with offenders being forced to pay the penalty."Oh?"
Top Spoof Headlines
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Students Bored By Time Capsule
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Stevie Wonder incest scam 'first reared its ugly head in 1967': reports
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Every Game with the Celtics is an Old Timers Game
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Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League
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Gays Say Position on Obama Evolving
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Romney to consider Singaporean citizenship
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Potty Training Can Wait, Doc Says
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The Miami Heat's LeBron James Wins The MVP Trophy - Says He Will Place It In The Akron, Ohio Burger Gal Where He Worked
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Area Man Makes Drunken Pilgrimage To Best Friend's Couch
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Washington Nationals Rookie Bryce "Batman" Harper Angrily Hits Himself With His Own Bat - Gets 10 Stitches
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Rip Van Rondo Wakes Up for Second Half of Game!
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White House Sandwich Shop to Expand
World News
Gemini solar eclipse heralds disaster for Chelsea
Wiccans distance themselves from Rebekah Brooks amid 'witch hunt' jibe
Rebekah Brooks "No Witch" Says Expert
"Rebekah Brooks Is No Pervert" Claims 'National Treasure' Brenda Stoat
Chiswick In Close Shave With Nazi Jackboot
Euro Panic To Push UK Taxes Over 100%
Entertainment & Gossip
After 8 Years "Desperate Housewives" Rides Off Into The Land of $yndication
Justin Bieber Fans Outraged By Typo - Parents Demand Action
Kanye West Says He Likes Kim Kardashian A Lot But Not Enough To Marry Her
Infamous Octomom Earns Ph.D, Signs with Warner Bros. as Nemesis Doc Octomom for Next SpiderMan Release
Heidi Montag To Star As Patricia Krentcil In The Horror Movie "The Attack of The Tanorexic Woman"
Clooney to marry at last
Science & Technology
Chemist gets drunk, ends up creating a cure for a disease yet undiscovered!
Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math
Polar Bears are the latest evolution lie!
Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study
Scientific Study; Does a bear shit in the woods?
New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience
Sport Headlines
No Horsing Around: Paul Pierce is on Bronco Garnett
Green Sneakers or Green Eggs: The Yoke is on the Celtics
An Open Letter to the Biggest Red Sox Fan: Mitt Romney!
Fenway Park Lists: 'A' List Reaches Down to the B 'List'
Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats
Bobby Valentine Channels Old Casey Stengel