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US drones to patrol London terror hot spots
London - Fresh from Idaho sheep herding duties a consignment of six US unmanned combat air vehicles is enroute to London on emergency deployment following a Brit squaddie's machete attack murder outside Woolwich Barracks on Wednesday.
Announcing t...
Bong hits The Biltmore as Amanda Bynes busted for weed
New York - Janitors were busy hosing down a fifth floor terrace this morning after a flying bong from the 36th floor apartment rented by The Amanda Show star made an unexpected crash landing in the Wassersteins' hot tub.
Bynes, 27, was arrested fo...
Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency
WASHINGTON, D.C.--While giving a speech on the War on Terror Thursday, President Obama was rudely interrupted by a barrage of factual statements and ethical standards by a member of leftist activist group Code Pink.
"Asking [Obama] why the 86...
In Advance of Hurricane Season, God Issues an Apology for Body Count
NEW ORLEANS In advance of this year's hurricane season, St. Peter issued the body count from this year's devastation, saying that the count would hover somewhere in the neighborhood of 520 (with the count in Texas expected to be highest among the co...
Red Sox Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock & J. Alfred Ellsbury
Ted Nugent Says He Owns 7,913 Guns
Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska
Charles Barkley Says LeBron James Will Run Out of Steam
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.Top Spoof Headlines
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Four Preakness horses test positive for horsemeat
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Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled
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Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs
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South Dakota Shuts Down All North Korean Restaurants
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Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined
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Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip
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Ruling Authority to 'let Texas go'
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Barack Obama Edges Out Kim Jong-Un For 'Best Living Narcissist' At 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses
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France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark
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Britain's Double Decker Buses To Be Replaced
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Americant Airlines doesn't want you in the cabin
Entertainment & Gossip
Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
Jolie breasts vow comeback after split
Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business
Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend
Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River
Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman
Science & Technology
Cloning the Woolly Mammoth: Discoveries of possible DNA samples suggest that hunters have the rare opportunity to annihilate the Mammoth in the 21st century.
NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars
Studies Show Ritalin Really Works!
Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking
NASA's Bold Plan to Avoid Asteroid Armageddon
Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six
Sport Headlines
Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers
Boston Celtics Player Arrested For Brandishing A Handgun - He Says It Was A Water Pistol
Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds
Celtics Sign Pope Francis as New Point Guard
The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga
New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else
Business Brief
Viagra Pill Sales Surpass M&M Sales
Whoa! Traces of Horse Meat Found in England's Burger Kings
London Opens Up The Nation's First Giddy Up Burger Diner
Bum rap as Nat Rothschild loses Bumi deal
Farquar unravels plot at Walmart
Alex Salmond and Cristina Kirchner 'joined at the hip' says energy security think tank