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Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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The director of "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself" Gunther Krottentokker.

SANTA MONICA, California - One of the most popular dancers in the history of the reality dance show So You Think You Can Dance, has been signed to appear in a movie starring the king of porn Ron Jeremy.

Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker said that she can hardly wait to appear with the world famous Ron Jeremy in the motion picture Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself.

C-Poon, as her uncle Vondell calls her, said that she had never heard of Ron Jeremy so she went on the Internet and Googled him. C-Poon said that she knows now why they gave him the nickname, "Mr. 9.75."

Miss Pennypacker was surprised that she had to sign a movie waiver stating that in the event that she was injured while performing a sex act with Mr. Jeremy that she would not sue the production company.

She was told that this was standard practice ever since back in 1992, when the Delahanty twins, Sharleen and Carleen received first degree brusings, scratches, scrapes, and contusions on their (blanks) after accidentally getting hit with Mr. Jeremy's 'Oscar Mayer.'

Jeremy has assured Miss Pennypacker that he will take it easy on her as he always does when he is 'acting' with a actress who is not that well versed in the way of the 'wiener,' as he puts it.

Miss Pennypacker replied that she knows her way around 'wieners' but it's just that she has never ever had to deal with an industrial 'wiener.'

Miss Pennypacker was asked if she will be doing any dancing in the movie. She replied not if she has anything to say about it.

Skin Flick Illustrated Magazine has just stated that they have just named Ron Jeremy the #1 Porn Star of The Century.

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