Embarrassment on a monumental level descended on producers and judges alike of UK TV dance contest 'Dancing On Ice In Too Much Make-Up Without Knickers' when contestant Fanny Dripping fell over at the end of her sequence and exposed what has been described as 'a badly put together beef salad sandwich' to the audience and to the viewers also.
"I was shocked," said Dirk Dagger, one of the producers of the show. "We do insist on contestants not wearing underwear so we can cop a crafty feel between takes, but we never anticipated this. Fanny Dripping was right in my eye line, and as Bobby Goldsboro sang in his song 'Summer - The First Time' I swear it was winking. But then there was more..."
Which turned out to be famous Lesbian judge and singer with the Bonkettes, Kathy Legover, nee Trembler who fell backwards off her seat in a surprise reaction, revealing to 10 million Ewe Tube watchers that she wasn't wearing any underwear either!
As she crashed backwards, legs akimbo, viewers were already making premium rate complaints, but most of them were mainly vegetarian pussies and their protests were ignored by a principally male chauvinist production team.
"We can get beaver shots, we're quids in!" producer CD Sunlight told us.
"This is like the Sharon Stone sequence in Basic Instinct times two" a gleeful staffer told us.
More dance related disasters as we get them.