After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

Funny story: After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal
Last night's Republican debate in Detroit was only half the story. Our intrepid Senior Reporter, Dale Petrie has a nose for news, which fortunately for him was plugged, because to get the real dirt, he hid in the restroom at the Fox Theater. Here is...
View 'After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal'

Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates

Funny story: Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates
Detroit, MI Spectators were startled to see the ghost of Ronald Reagan suddenly appear at the most recent Republican debate in Detroit. When interviewed by journalists, Reagan's Ghost said, "I really had to come back to see if I could get all th...
View 'Ghost of Ronald Reagan Appears at Republican Debates'

O.J. Simpson - Have sword will travel

Funny story: O.J. Simpson - Have sword will travel
Earlier this morning Med Star filming crew set up props on O.J. Simpson's former estate. They were preparing to film the last three episodes of Forensic Files. Filming was interrupted when the Prop Master found a knife buried under the Director's...
View 'O.J. Simpson - Have sword will travel'

'Trump University taught valuable lessons,' says former student. 'Like Trump is an asshole.'

Funny story: 'Trump University taught valuable lessons,' says former student. 'Like Trump is an asshole.'
NEW YORK, Ny - The line of students claiming that the education they received from Trump University was as worthless as the bogus brochures that first enticed them is about as long as a Trump Tower turned on its side. In two sworn depositions take...
View ''Trump University taught valuable lessons,' says former student. 'Like Trump is an asshole.''

Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

Funny story: Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!
The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns! Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democra...
View 'Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!'

"Waller" Movement Wants To Build A Wall Around Trump

Funny story: "Waller" Movement Wants To Build A Wall Around Trump
They call themselves Wallarous, it rhymes with kangaroos, and it's short for Wall Around Trump. They are supporters of the growing worldwide Waller movement that seeks to rein in Donald Trump's presidential ambitions by building a wall around the blo...
View '"Waller" Movement Wants To Build A Wall Around Trump'

Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts

Funny story: Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts
BILLINGSGATE POST: A mere coincidence. I think not. On "Face the Nation" Sunday, John Dickerson asked Hillary Clinton about the coughing spasm she had in the last debate with Bernie Sanders. Hillary responded by saying, "John, I would rather not t...
View 'Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts'

Thy sins forgiven - go forth and urinate

Funny story: Thy sins forgiven - go forth and urinate
Mayor Bill de Blasio and NYPD announced that consumption of alcohol, urinating in public or littering will henceforth be considered as minor offenses. People will no longer be shackled at their ankles or handcuffed to a fire hydrant. The only gro...
View 'Thy sins forgiven - go forth and urinate'
Breaking News...

Wal-Mart Awards Health Insurance Coupons to Employees

Wal-Mart has issued coupons to their part-time employees for 10% off prescriptions and aspirin.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward


Funny story: Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.

Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.

As lie after lie is piled on by current leading Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, most reasonable people have called into question his self proclaimed virtue of "telling it like it is." "I tell it like it is, and that is why everybody...
View 'Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.'
Funny story: Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"

Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"

At a rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina yesterday presidential candidate Donald Trump said to a enthusiastic crowd, "You better believe it, white size matters! Just ask Micro Marco!" The crowd roared its approval. "You know they say, it's not t...
View 'Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"'
Funny story: A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

As part of the public service I provide to my faithful readers, occasionally I allow them access to some of the mail I receive from those whose toes I have put to the fire: Dear Dr. Billingsgate, Ever since I started campaigning for the preside...
View 'A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary'
Funny story: Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Coral Springs, FL - People are always looking for ways to set themselves apart from the crowd. Who the hell would have thought that putting sugar back into formerly sugar-sweetened beverages would be so popular? Well they are and some experts say...
View 'Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services'
Funny story: Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz To Put Hillary's Head In Hermetically Sealed Bubble

Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz To Put Hillary's Head In Hermetically Sealed Bubble

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a last minute, face saving development, Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz, asked CNN to hermetically seal Hillary Clinton's head in a bubble before her next debate with Bernie Sanders so that she can'...
View 'Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz To Put Hillary's Head In Hermetically Sealed Bubble'
Funny story: Trump Supporters Sucker Punch Barack Obama

Trump Supporters Sucker Punch Barack Obama

Washington, DC As Donald Trump was wrapping up another racist rant, Barack Obama slipped away from his Secret Service agents to go up to the stage to chastise Trump for his racist and sexist stances. All of a sudden, a Trump supporter rushed up an...
View 'Trump Supporters Sucker Punch Barack Obama'
Funny story: Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow. The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his sma...
View 'Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida'
Funny story: White House housekeepers say… Hilary is a hoarder! Don't let her come back!

White House housekeepers say… Hilary is a hoarder! Don't let her come back!

Washington, D.C. Washington insiders say that a large number of white house staff members are growing more and more fearful that Ms. Hilary Clinton will be coming back. "No one knows what it was like for us those eight-long terrible years. The a...
View 'White House housekeepers say… Hilary is a hoarder! Don't let her come back!'

Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?

Yes, tell me more!

Profile Featured Writer

Brett Taylor
Brett Taylor
Joined: 29 October 2010
Stories Written: 44

Seven day catch up

Check out anything you've missed with the archive:

37 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more