Michigan Governor Rick Snyder and Family Will Bathe in Flint Water to Show It's Not So Bad

Funny story: Michigan Governor Rick Snyder and Family Will Bathe in Flint Water to Show It's Not So Bad
Flint, MI. In a desperate attempt to save his job and reputation, nerd governor of Michigan Rick Snyder announced that he, his family, and even the family dog, would publicly bathe in unfiltered Flint tap water to show that it wasn't as bad as it's p...
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ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

Funny story: ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot
BILLINGSGATE POST: Reports that ISIS has just recently named President Obama as their ISIS Team Mascot have been confirmed. The reclusive leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) issued a dramatic SHOUTOUT to Barack Hussein...
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North Carolina governor signs legislation to detain and deport people that stutter!

Funny story: North Carolina governor signs legislation to detain and deport people that stutter!
It was a quiet and somber group of journalists his morning at the Governor's mansion in Raleigh, North Car4olina. They were informed in advance regarding the details of the event. Gov. Pat McCrory: "It is with pleasure that I am here to inform y...
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Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump

Funny story: Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump
Appearing together at a campaign rally in South Dakota, Christine O'Donnell and Donald Trump announced their futuristic vision to stop masturbation before it ever happens with a new government agency: The Department Of Pre-jack. After they unveiled t...
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Massive Riots Follow NYPD Shooting

Funny story: Massive Riots Follow NYPD Shooting
Race riots erupted all over New York City following the announcement that, on Tuesday morning, NYPD officers fatally shot a black Muslim man who was armed with nothing more than a stolen H-bomb. Truck driver Muhammad Baker was killed instantly in...
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Clerk Loses White Man's Checked in Privilege

Funny story: Clerk Loses White Man's Checked in Privilege
Itinerate white guy, Joey Meanderson, was innocently walking down K Street in Washington DC, eating a strip of chicken jerky when he happened upon a group of people heading into a micro aggression conference. Not paying any attention to where he was...
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Is Cancer Really That Bad?

Funny story: Is Cancer Really That Bad?
Los Angeles, California - Firefly, produced by Joss Whedon, first aired on Fox in the September of 2002, and is wildly regarded by many to be one of the greatest Science Fiction television shows ever created, earning rank #5 in TV Guide's 2013 list o...
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Popular politician vows to take on the Wall Street "Big Money" or some crap

Funny story: Popular politician vows to take on the Wall Street "Big Money" or some crap
A local political candidate recently promised that, if elected, he'd fight those "big wall street swindlers" and maybe "take on those fat cat bankers" or "something like that." Speaking at a local gathering in front of the Piggly Wiggly, the ca...
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Obama in Hiroshima

Mr. President saying all the 'right' things.

"Death fell from the sky.", said he.

Never rains but it pours, eh?
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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats

Republicans and Democrats

In this day and age of the U.S. presidential election, you must take sides. Either Republican or Democrat. The Republican is strongly pro- heterosexual marriage. The traditional boy meets girl, gets married, have kids happy story. But now, usually...
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Funny story: Man on death bed wins lottery and promptly Gets Hit by Meteorite

Man on death bed wins lottery and promptly Gets Hit by Meteorite

For 59 years and 121 days Lamar Astroloam spent every single day of his adult life playing the lottery. For 59 years and 121 days Lamar got nixed. So desperate to win the lottery, during his tenure on earth, Lamar had sacrificed two iphones and a l...
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Funny story: Hillary Selects Taylor Swift as Vice-Presidential Running Mate

Hillary Selects Taylor Swift as Vice-Presidential Running Mate

Washington, DC Hillary announced in her latest press conference that she had selected songstress Taylor Swift to be her running mate in the coming presidential election. "She has per finger on the pulse of what today's youth are thinking!" said H...
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Funny story: How Guccifer Hacked Hillary Using Woodpecker Code Reverse Sequence App

How Guccifer Hacked Hillary Using Woodpecker Code Reverse Sequence App

BILLINGSGATE POST: Guccifer, the maniacal Romanian hacker who accessed Hillary Clinton's private E-mail server, will be extradited to the United States shortly. In the April edition of The Hacker's Handbook, Guccifer describes how he first cracked...
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Funny story: Convenience Store Owner Knocks Out Robber With Ice Cream

Convenience Store Owner Knocks Out Robber With Ice Cream

Aurora Colorado - Talk about an ice cream headache: convenience store owner Amadi Creeghin threw a pint of Haagen Dazs at an armed robber and knocked him out cold. Sixty year old Creeghin explained how he was able to knock the gunman out. "When I...
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Funny story: Trump, the new terrorist

Trump, the new terrorist

Listen up ISIS. There is a bigger threat these days nearer to home (the USA). While the ISIS operates in the Middle East and has only spouted threats for actual terrorism in mainland USA, there is a regime shaping up that is more terrifying than ISIS...
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Funny story: Flint Michigan Residents Criticize Artists And Entrepreneurs Using And Reselling Dirty Flint Water

Flint Michigan Residents Criticize Artists And Entrepreneurs Using And Reselling Dirty Flint Water

Flint Michigan residents are angry at what they see as blatant profiteering by water re-sellers, artists, as well as non-residents, who are all making a buck off of the city's water crisis according to critics. One target of Flint neighborhood act...
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Funny story: Rusty Flint Michigan Water Has Become Collectable At $50+ Per Liter

Rusty Flint Michigan Water Has Become Collectable At $50+ Per Liter

As the water in Flint Michigan has slowly improved, a cottage industry providing samples of contaminated water has sprung up with the earlier dirtiest samples going to auction on eBay where bidding starts at $50 a liter. Most listings we saw online s...
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