Roy Cohn clones to replace all unworthy cabinet members

Funny story: Roy Cohn clones to replace all unworthy cabinet members
Donald Trump today has promised his base that should any of his cabinet members be found to be failing in their jobs, he would swiftly replace them. The person he has planned to nominate in place of what he called "losers" will be a clone of Donald T...
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Teenager Failing Math Blamed for China's Superior Economy

Funny story: Teenager Failing Math Blamed for China's Superior Economy
Brian Mahoney, 8th grader at Phillipson elementary school in Phillipson Pa. has been failing or nearly failing Math for 6 consecutive quarters leading to China's overwhelming economic superiority. "I just really suck at math" Brian stated i...
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REVEALED: documents in Trump's folders were NOT blank

Funny story: REVEALED: documents in Trump's folders were NOT blank
Washington, D.C. - After Donald Trump's first press conference as President-elect, the contents of the folders lying on the table next to the lectern where Trump spoke sparked a lot of speculation in the press and on social media. Trump indicated tha...
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Trump to defecate on Koran during inauguration ceremony

Funny story: Trump to defecate on Koran during inauguration ceremony
Trump Tower - Our source Roger Rock, long time advisor to Trump, revealed today to reporters as he came out of the elevator at Trump Towers, that he failed to moderate Trumps Moslem policies. In fact he revealed the first act of the new POTUS will b...
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Telecom Companies Dramatically Improve Service and Image with Name Changes

Funny story: Telecom Companies Dramatically Improve Service and Image with Name Changes
New York - Time Warner and Comcast, once among the most disrespected companies among U.S. consumers, have succeeded in becoming among the highest rated firms in annual surveys by various business oriented publications, after shifting their brands to...
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It's Impossible To Satirize Trump

Funny story: It's Impossible To Satirize Trump
Betsy Roll, the medium that claims to channel historical figures, claimed today that she had channeled the famous 1920's satirist H.L. Menken. Here is what H.L. allegedly said: "As I said in the past, quoting myself, "On some great and glorious d...
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Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again

Funny story: Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again
Read the Constitution? Why not write -or re-write- the Constitution? That's Donald J. Trump's new obsession: "fixing" the Constitution he believes is somehow broken. Trump's fascination with the document that has been the basis for Americ...
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The Trump Train Wreck Is Coming

Funny story: The Trump Train Wreck Is Coming
The Trump train wreck is coming January 20th. An adversary of the United States, Russia interfered with the 2016 US Presidential election by hacking into the computers of both the DNC and the RNC, releasing information on Hillary Clinton, but sparing...
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Trump Stops Lieing Supporters Confused

Donald Trump today held and impromptu News Conference making complete and total sense, giving intelligible complete answers. Unfortunately no news media was present and there no witnesses.
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Funny story: Anti-war chant of sixties returns to taunt/haunt Trump at inauguration & Women's march on DC.

Anti-war chant of sixties returns to taunt/haunt Trump at inauguration & Women's march on DC.

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a protest movement started on social media just a few days ago has exploded and tens of thousands of people will be chanting and demonstrating at the Trump inaugural and the Women's march on Washing...
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Funny story: Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration

Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration

Friday, January 20th 2017 Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. The Trump Team is crafting quite a show. Originally rumors hinted Mr. Trump would arrive at the White House by helicopter. That plan came b...
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Funny story: Redheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image

Redheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image

Being a redhead isn't easy. From being burned as witches, to being turned away from sperm banks and servers in Hawaii hesitating to serve spicy food to you, no one ever wanted to grow up to feel like the red-headed step child. Apart from the occasion...
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Funny story: 'Lemmings To The Sea Award' for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year

'Lemmings To The Sea Award' for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year

More On, a California Think Tank has given the United States of America its dubious distinction in only the third week of the year. It's the first time a country, rather than a business or individual, has been given the award which honors 'decisions...
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Funny story: "Nyet P and Nyet Party For Trump in Russia" Announces Putin

"Nyet P and Nyet Party For Trump in Russia" Announces Putin

Moscow, Russia Russian head Vladimir Putin, or "Putey" as Trump refers to him, took to the airwaves to announce that there wasn't any secret party where Trump hired Russian prostitutes to urinate on the bed that Obama had slept in on HIS trip to Russ...
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Funny story: Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Washington, D.C. - Most people don't enjoy seeing dentists, but some have a serious fear of receiving dental care. Local man Juan Diente revealed to us yesterday that he's had dental phobia for as long as he can remember. "I think the last time I wen...
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Funny story: Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Following Donald Trump's appointment of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley as the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Governor Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a m...
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Funny story: Local Man Admitted to Hospital after Relatives Call Police to Report Strange Behavior

Local Man Admitted to Hospital after Relatives Call Police to Report Strange Behavior

Washington D.C. - An elderly man was admitted to the psychiatric ward of a local hospital after family members summoned police early Saturday in the 1600th block of Pennsylvania Avenue. Police reported that the man seemed to be suffering from so...
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