Funny story: Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?

Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?

Jeb Bush, the former Governor of Florida and George's brother, yesterday visited John McCain. According to an aide, who did not want his name made public, Bush asked McCain how he could run for President without pandering to the party's ultra conser...
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OMG, Monica Lewinsky and Glooble's Larry Page are birth twins, Hillary their feckless Mom

Washington AC/DC - There was shock in Capitol Hill today as a Congressional Committee with oversight of Cold War cover-ups screwed up badly in the hysterical - ah, historical! - DNA department handling so called US presidential cold sperm files.
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Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

"I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today 'cause my boss told me too." said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plaines Walmart in Illinois. "I am thankful even though I am not being paid...
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Funny story: 'Fun raiser' charged with abusing kids often met with President, blew on Scare Force One

'Fun raiser' charged with abusing kids often met with President, blew on Scare Force One

Washington AC/DC - "Yeah, he always had the President's rear - no, wait! Ear!" a former White House aide commented as news of the bundler's arrest spread. The gay frights activist and perverter of young boys has been revealed as a big chum of Geor...
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Funny story: Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson Man Shocked To Find He Has No Milk

Ferguson man Randy Burrows is reeling in shock this morning after discovering that his mother had failed to purchase milk to accompany his usual breakfast of cornflakes. The 26 year old school janitor, who has yet to leave home, was visibly upset,...
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Giuliani Hopes Blathering Sideshow Racist Gig Leads To White House

Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani hopes his newfound gig as a blathering far-right sideshow racist will again bring him the same popularity he experienced in the wake of 9/11, but frittered away as he encouraged our country to stay unified in...
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No Such Thing As Electricity - Latest Conspiracy Theory

The biggest confidence trick of all time was uncovered today as an ex Power Plant Manager revealed that electricity did not exist and never had done. Huge companies selling the invisible "magic" power substance have apparently been pulling a fast one...
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Funny story: Blair fingers Bush as CIA torture files published

Blair fingers Bush as CIA torture files published

Washington AC/DC - Ghastly Poodlefaker Tony B Liar has blamed digital manipulation by his brother George Dubya Bush for leaving him up shit creek without the proverbial paddle. The rant comes as a US Senate Committee publishes its long-awaited re...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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Funny story: Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

The turkey, pardoned by President Barack Obama on Wednesday, has reportedly gone on a mass killing spree in what many are calling a 'Presidential Blunder'. 'Cheese', the national Thanksgiving turkey who was given a stay of execution by the Preside...
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Funny story: Rocket Science Is Not Rocket Science - NASA

Rocket Science Is Not Rocket Science - NASA

Rockets are almost all operated by setting fire to blue touch paper at their bases, Dr. Steven Hawkins told a meeting of Russian MILFS (Members of the Institute for Loggng Flying Saucers) at NASA Public Relations Department, Cape Canaveral yesterday...
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Funny story: So who's the PR genius pimping for Rafael Correa's Ecuador?

So who's the PR genius pimping for Rafael Correa's Ecuador?

Brooklyn, NY - A shady stone-age Neanderthal has been identified as the brains behind a Brooklyn PR outfit paid $6.4m to pimp out corrupt-as-hell Ecuador. Dr Einstein Flintstone is CEO of Brooklyn-based EmCee Squared Corp, described as a thriving...
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Funny story: How Obama's Identical Twin Took Over White House

How Obama's Identical Twin Took Over White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bloodless coup, Omar Obama became the unchallenged leader of the free world. Fooling everyone, including the Secret Service, the president's wife and children; even Joe Biden, Omar walked into the Oval Office, kicked his twi...
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Funny story: Is MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?

Is MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?

U.K. James Bond centre, MI6 was alleged by conspiracy theorists this morning to be behind a jetstream propelled "Weather Bomb" hitting the West of Scotland today. An ex Q department scientist, Dennis Llewellyn-Dyson told our Unlikely Conspiracy Depa...
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Funny story: Man Unexpectedly Drops Dead While Pre-Planning His Funeral

Man Unexpectedly Drops Dead While Pre-Planning His Funeral

GRANTS LICK, KY-Jason Moribund, 57, a lifelong resident of northern Kentucky, was pre-planning his funeral at Swindler and Curry Funeral Home last Friday night when he suddenly dropped dead of a heart attack. The owner of the funeral home, C...
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Funny story: Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Ferguson Township, PA - A group of protesters protesting the grand jury decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, MO were outraged yesterday and started protesting about how the the police chief of Ferguson Township in Pennsylvania told the pro...
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Funny story: GOP Defends Torture

GOP Defends Torture

The GOP today released a statement in support of "enhanced interrogation" otherwise know as torture used by the CIA. The first six points the republicans use in their support are the most significant arguments and are presented here: 1) Just a...
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