Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

Funny story: Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"
The Raleigh Convention Center was packed to capacity with a boisterous and jubilant crowd this morning when Donald Trump walked on to the stage with his Trump baseball cap on backwara. A local country western singer had just finished the hit song fr...
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Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

Funny story: Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a US House committee is accusing Hillary of having phone sex with a terrorist prior to Libya raid! "I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist," said Hillary Clinton this morning at a GOP Cong...
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Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

Funny story: Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century
TUSCON, AZ- Alec Silchuk, an assistant golf pro at the prestigious Tuscon Country Club, has apparently missed his flight in what officials are calling the "blunder of the century". The dim-witted buffoon reportedly spent the next 18 hours in and o...
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Obama Orders American Flag Lowered to Half-Staff in Anticipation of Next Mass Shooting

Funny story: Obama Orders American Flag Lowered to Half-Staff in Anticipation of Next Mass Shooting
WASHINGTON--Noting it was best to "get a jump on this thing," President Obama ordered a preemptive lowering of the nation's flags to half-staff in anticipation of the next mass shooting to befall the country Friday. "At this juncture, I feel...
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President Obama: "Some of 65 Nation coalition are 'just guys' he knows"

Funny story: President Obama: "Some of 65 Nation coalition are 'just guys' he knows"
President Obama admitted recently that some of the 65 nation coalition that is supposedly fighting terrorism may not be "full fledged nations, in the strictest sense." Speaking before the press corps and other listeners, the President used espe...
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NRA Demands Tighter Controls on Body Armor Sales

Funny story: NRA Demands Tighter Controls on Body Armor Sales
NRA spokesmilf Sierra Paylin caught the first available flight to San Bernardino (She even spelled it right!) to address the press with regards to an issue that has been bugging the NRA for years: "How is it possible for any deranged nut in this c...
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Paradise Unsure of What to Do With Martyr Couple

Funny story: Paradise Unsure of What to Do With Martyr Couple
"This has us stumped," said a spokesangel in Paradise. "I mean, do we give them each seventy-two virgins? Do we make them share the same seventy-two? In the latter case, should there be thirty-six male virgins and thirty-six female?" "Or, do w...
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Sandy Berger Died With His Socks On

Funny story: Sandy Berger Died With His Socks On
BILLINGSGATE POST: Former Clinton National Security Adviser, Sandy Berger, died December 2, 2015 at the age of 70. With a legacy marred when he pleaded guilty in 2005 to removing highly classified documents from the National Archives in Washington t...
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Funny story: Slice of Toast Image Mysteriously Appears in Virgin Mary Blow Mold

Slice of Toast Image Mysteriously Appears in Virgin Mary Blow Mold

Bentlyville (AP)- Who says Bentleyville isn't a tourist destination? The population of the small town has swelled dramatically since news of a local barkeep's bizarre discovery swept through the sleepy community, and far beyond. "I was just staring a...
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Funny story: Hallmark Cards Considers Selling Blank Greeting Cards In Order Not To Offend Anyone

Hallmark Cards Considers Selling Blank Greeting Cards In Order Not To Offend Anyone

Kansas City-Sources close to Donald J. Hall, the president and CEO of Hallmark Cards, headquartered here, have confirmed rumors that Hallmark Cards plans to unveil a line of generic greeting cards for the 2016 Christmas-or as they call it-the "whatev...
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Funny story: You've been Trumped

You've been Trumped

Donald Trump's mother was born in Stornoway, Scotland, but the Donald has had problems with Scotland, and today, they have given him the boot. This has to do with the Donald's latest epistle in which he states he's for "a total and complete shutdo...
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Funny story: NRA Backs Anti-Squirrel Nuclear Device

NRA Backs Anti-Squirrel Nuclear Device

A U.S. physicist and inventor announced today that he plans to soon release a product he calls the "Mini Nuke." He intends to introduce his product through the fast-growing conglomerate known as Paradise Industries. Dr. John Dietrich, a professor...
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Funny story: Obama orders creation of No Walk List

Obama orders creation of No Walk List

Washington, D. C. - President Obama doubled down on his anti-second amendment rhetoric today, announcing executive action to create several new lists along the lines of the "No Fly List", including a "No Work" list and a "No Walk" list. Reaction was...
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Funny story: Cemetery admits Trump only half-buried

Cemetery admits Trump only half-buried

I was on my way to a Macy's sale. It was a 25% off non-sale items, 15% off sale items, and negotiable besides. My wife had loaned me her gold Macy's credit card, and God knows what that would be worth. I needed a blue Glen plaid tie to go with my...
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Funny story: Police say gunman left gun behind

Police say gunman left gun behind

Some good news today in the media world of bad news and badder news and sometimes just awful news. Police Chief Witello Harmon stated in front of the Post Office in Lampire, Ohio (the only post office in the city) that an armed, unarmed gunman was...
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Funny story: Pope wears burka in solidarity with Muslims

Pope wears burka in solidarity with Muslims

The Holy See released a memo detailing how the Holy Father is to extend a sign of solidarity to the peace-loving Islamic community in wake of the terror attacks by the fools of the so called Islamic State. The memo has been translated from the Ita...
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