Funny story: GOP Defends Torture

GOP Defends Torture

The GOP today released a statement in support of "enhanced interrogation" otherwise know as torture used by the CIA. The first six points the republicans use in their support are the most significant arguments and are presented here: 1) Just a...
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Kool-Aid Man Banned from All Stadium Events!

In a surprise move that no one saw coming, the Kool-Aid Man has been banned from all stadium events, especially football and hockey events, across North America and the UK effective immediately. In a press release, event organizers cited concerns ove...
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No Such Thing As Electricity - Latest Conspiracy Theory

The biggest confidence trick of all time was uncovered today as an ex Power Plant Manager revealed that electricity did not exist and never had done. Huge companies selling the invisible "magic" power substance have apparently been pulling a fast one...
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Funny story: OMG, Monica Lewinsky and Glooble's Larry Page are birth twins, Hillary their feckless Mom

OMG, Monica Lewinsky and Glooble's Larry Page are birth twins, Hillary their feckless Mom

Washington AC/DC - There was shock in Capitol Hill today as a Congressional Committee with oversight of Cold War cover-ups screwed up badly in the hysterical - ah, historical! - DNA department handling so called US presidential cold sperm files.
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Funny story: So who's the PR genius pimping for Rafael Correa's Ecuador?

So who's the PR genius pimping for Rafael Correa's Ecuador?

Brooklyn, NY - A shady stone-age Neanderthal has been identified as the brains behind a Brooklyn PR outfit paid $6.4m to pimp out corrupt-as-hell Ecuador. Dr Einstein Flintstone is CEO of Brooklyn-based EmCee Squared Corp, described as a thriving...
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CIA Suspected of Selling "Impeach Diane CIAnstein" Bumper Stickers

BILLINGSGATE POST: Diane CIAnstein, the titular head of the California Communist Party, has been asked to step down from her post as United States Senator. In an effort suspected to be bankrolled by Orange County conservatives, possibly in conjunct...
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Man Unexpectedly Drops Dead While Pre-Planning His Funeral

GRANTS LICK, KY-Jason Moribund, 57, a lifelong resident of northern Kentucky, was pre-planning his funeral at Swindler and Curry Funeral Home last Friday night when he suddenly dropped dead of a heart attack. The owner of the funeral home, C...
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Funny story: $3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

$3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

New York - Last worn by Bert Lahr in the 1939 movie classic The Wizard Of Oz the big cat outfit was bought today for $3m as a seasonal gift. Sources close to the auctioneer's gavel said the buyer is believed to be the charitable arm of the Associ...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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Funny story: Blair fingers Bush as CIA torture files published

Blair fingers Bush as CIA torture files published

Washington AC/DC - Ghastly Poodlefaker Tony B Liar has blamed digital manipulation by his brother George Dubya Bush for leaving him up shit creek without the proverbial paddle. The rant comes as a US Senate Committee publishes its long-awaited re...
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Funny story: Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

"I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today 'cause my boss told me too." said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plaines Walmart in Illinois. "I am thankful even though I am not being paid...
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Funny story: Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

The fascination of many Kennedy Space Centre spectators with unmanned spacecraft which explode harmlessly has led organisors to rethink events at the complex. It has been calculated that giant Saturn Rocket powered roman candles and aerial explosion...
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Funny story: Nebraskan Republicans Return to Iowan Corn Field, Claim They Won't Leave 'Til Immigration and Obamacare Are Stopped

Nebraskan Republicans Return to Iowan Corn Field, Claim They Won't Leave 'Til Immigration and Obamacare Are Stopped

The same Nebraskan Republican Caucus that recently stampeded to an Iowan farmer's cornfield near Council Bluff's Iowa has inexplicably decided to return. Carrying protest signs "We are the 3%", they have set up a tent city albeit a much higher qualit...
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Funny story: Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

Turkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree

The turkey, pardoned by President Barack Obama on Wednesday, has reportedly gone on a mass killing spree in what many are calling a 'Presidential Blunder'. 'Cheese', the national Thanksgiving turkey who was given a stay of execution by the Preside...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Admits FOX News Began as Political Satire

Rupert Murdoch Admits FOX News Began as Political Satire

In an interview with this fearless reporter, media tycoon Rupert Murdoch confessed a bit of an inside joke that has kept him smiling to himself for over 18 years - The FOX News he initially envisioned was a 24-hour news parody satirizing America's in...
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Funny story: No More Republican Senator "Undie Bundling"

No More Republican Senator "Undie Bundling"

President Obama signed an executive order today banning undie bundling by any Republican senator. "Republican senators have had their undies in a bundle for way too long. This practice has caused nothing buy gridlock and has to stop," stated the Pre...
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Funny story: Obama pimps Affordable Air Act

Obama pimps Affordable Air Act

Washington AC/DC - Three consecutive nights of Australian weed smoking have inspired Barack Obama with an absolute blinder in the shape of his forthcoming Affordable Air Act 2014. The proposals will target carbon dioxide emissions sourced to huma...
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