Funny story: Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out into...
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Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

New York - The wannabe Madam President's charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors mostly with terrible human frights records. Including 'Philosophy of the World' albums by The Shaggs (1969). Rodham-Clitoris...
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New "Hire-A-Thug" Parking App is All The Rage!

San Francisco, CA - Ivor Putinski loves his new home in America, and wanted nothing more than to use his various talents to help improve the lives of the people in his newly adopted country. This inspired Ivor to develop his new "Hire-A-Thug" iPhone...
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Funny story: Greatest Length Ever for Handicap Placard

Greatest Length Ever for Handicap Placard

Albany NY: Authorities are fuming over a New York resident who's making periodic trips to Canada for a nerve block to cause leg paralysis. Chief O'Brien said; "He's gaming the system. We take improper use of handicap placards very seriously in th...
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Funny story: Rand Paul Says He Respects Bitch Interviewers

Rand Paul Says He Respects Bitch Interviewers

Louisville - Republican Presidential candidate Rand Paul told Megyn Kelly of Fox News that he "loves bitches" and his recent string of testy interviews with women reporters were like "foreplay" and he hoped to later bone both of them. Paul told Kelly...
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Republican Turned Democrat Lincoln Chaffe To Challenge Hilary Clinton For Democratic Presidential Nomination

Providence, RI - Saying the last thing America needs after eight years of "having a black" in the White House is "a dumb broad who applauds herself when she walks out on stage and never blinks," Lincoln Chaffe of Rhode Island has declared his intenti...
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Accused 'pervert' tells judge he was merely training 'like a therapy dog'

San Francisco, Ca - An alleged fetishist caught abusing loaded adult diapers has played a courtroom blinder with a 'dog's bollocks' mitigation plea. Orvil Feckles, 69, was caught on CCTV rummaging in a seniors' nursing home trash dumpster while a...
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Funny story: Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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Funny story: Gay Teacher Fired

Gay Teacher Fired

West Hoben, CT - Bucking a national trend of increasing tolerance towards full acceptance of homosexuality, a rural Connecticut school district has fired an 8th grade English teacher because he is gay. "By taking a dick in and/or up his ass, he vi...
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Funny story: Rand Paul, "Fits of Inexplicable Rage Not A Problem"

Rand Paul, "Fits of Inexplicable Rage Not A Problem"

Louisville - Republican Presidential Candidate Rand Paul today said he has no "anger issues about women in particular" and his recent anger with female interviewers was "entirely coincidental" and had they been men, he would have "exploded in even gr...
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Funny story: First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

Ferry Point, The Bronx, NY - With winter's harsh grip loosening across the New York City region, golfers are dusting off their clubs and getting ready to hit the links for the 2015 season. But this year, NY golfers are in for a special treat, as Dona...
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Funny story: Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Obama To Iran - U.S. Frogmen Units Non Negotiable

Washington DC - His negotiations with Iran over its nuclear weapons ambitions already in peril from a Republican controlled Senate, Obama threw a wrench into his own gears today when he offhandedly told reporters that invading Iran with "frog men" is...
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Funny story: Oklahoma allows executions by laughing gas

Oklahoma allows executions by laughing gas

Oklahoma - A cheap and effective alternative to the electric chair is being backed by Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin a recent convert to laughing gas. Nitrous oxide is touted as the new Zyklon-B of choice after tests showed it causes rapid asphyxia...
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Funny story: Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

LAS VEGAS, NV - According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make. Today a group of Las Vegas lawmakers want to change th...
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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
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Funny story: Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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