Trump Opposes Mexican Wolf Re-introduction In Southwestern US

Funny story: Trump Opposes Mexican Wolf Re-introduction In Southwestern US
Donald Trump called for a ban on Mexican wolf re-introduction programs that have been in place for decades, programs aimed at restoring the wolf to it's historical place in the southwestern US's ecosystem. The Mexican wolf, canis lupus baileyi, ha...
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Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Funny story: Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference
Washington, D.C.: The Walt Disney Company has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump because he used the nickname "Pocahontas" to deride Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. The Pocahontas taunt "goes too far", claims Disney, asserting...
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Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.
Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...
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Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"

Funny story: Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"
Hillary Clinton ignited a twitter storm for using the expression "going south" when she described Donald Trump's business failures. Clinton was critiquing Trump's proposal to turn the southwestern US in to a giant golf course. Clinton immediately...
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Sanders Supporters Begin "Occupy Walmart"--Pledge To Hold Out Indefinitely

Funny story: Sanders Supporters Begin "Occupy Walmart"--Pledge To Hold Out Indefinitely
With Hillary Clinton as the presumptive nominee for the Democrats, some Bernie Sanders supporters are now executing their Occupy Walmart strategy in a last ditch effort to win Sanders the nomination. Nearly 40,000 Occupy volunteers will protest an...
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Man buys coffee too large to carry

Funny story: Man buys coffee too large to carry
Herb Pencock, of Morrisville Pa., strolled into a local 7- 11 on Tuesday morning and demanded a 7-gallon cup of coffee saying "I need to wake up, I'm dragging" After waiting several minutes as the staff poured all available coffee into an u...
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House Speaker Paul Ryan Unveils Cock and Alternative To Obamacare

Funny story: House Speaker Paul Ryan Unveils Cock and Alternative To Obamacare
Washington DC- Saying he wasn't elected House Speaker to "sit around with my thumb up my ass," Paul Ryan today unveiled his cock and a legislative alternative to Obamacare that was "streamlined and nowhere near as massive as the original." Ryan took...
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Local Carpenter sick of stupid customers

Funny story: Local Carpenter sick of stupid customers
Residential contractor Keith Hughes has "had it with stupid customers!". In a tirade he posted to his website, Mr. Hughes, a highly respected and sought after contractor in the Gold coast of Long Island states that "I spend way too much time explain...
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Funny story: Reaction To Brexit Varies Widely Among European Countries

Reaction To Brexit Varies Widely Among European Countries

Berlin, Germany - Great Britain's exit from the European Union has sent shockwaves throughout Europe, as each nation struggles to come to grips with the monumental development in its own way. The reactions were as varied as the rich cultural tapestr...
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Funny story: Yardley cyclist arrested for improper attire

Yardley cyclist arrested for improper attire

Joe Plano, 36 of Yardley was jailed Thursday afternoon for willful ignorance of borough bicycle attire ordinance. "Mr. Plano" sheriff Brockington said "had been warned several times about this but has refused to fall in line" The accused was...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton to be new spokesperson for Little Blue Pills

Bill Clinton to be new spokesperson for Little Blue Pills

Slick Willy is finally embarking on a passion project that he has been longing for ever since being wed to a blatantly boner-killing alien. Whilst he did manage to become President of the United States, Bill's true passion has always been banging wh...
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Funny story: Texas Secessionists Emboldoned By Brexit Seek "Texit"

Texas Secessionists Emboldoned By Brexit Seek "Texit"

Texans who want to secede from the US are now pointing to the historic Brexit vote to say their plan is plausible. Daniel Miller, president of the Texas Nationalist Movement was excited about the new enthusiasm for Texas to secede from the union.
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Funny story: Christie Jumps Off GW Bridge But Survives

Christie Jumps Off GW Bridge But Survives

Fort Lee, N.J.: Yesterday, at noon, Governor Chris Christie jumped off the George Washington Bridge. He survived. He was found three miles down the Hudson River floating on his back, noticeably shaken, on top of an inner tube which is believed to...
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Funny story: Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

The New York Times revealed this morning that leaked memos from the GOP indicate that the Little Turd who wouldn't flush will be honored by Donald Trump at the upcoming GOP convention. GOP (Grand old Poop) to dedicate last evening at convention t...
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Funny story: Editorial: Restore the First Amendment to the Founders' Intent

Editorial: Restore the First Amendment to the Founders' Intent

(Editor's note: This article is in response to recent concerns about the Second Amendment, and should be interpreted as part of a wider debate, especially on gun control. This article was passed along from a deep thinker who uses a pseudonym. -- Edit...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment

Supreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment

Washington DC - Writing for the majority, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that religious groups who want to worship without having sodomites doing it in their pews will have to "shut up and deal with it or face the full coercive, incendiary wrath of...
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