Funny story: Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Clearly Criminal, FL Church of Scamatology leader was admitted to the hospital in serious condition today as a result of a beating he received from himself. Makemerich, widely known as "Wee Davy" for his diminutive stature, had been in the habit o...
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Kerry Kennedy and pals under fire for their part in defrauding Chevron of billion$

New York - The human frights lawyer and apologist for the dirty, drunken Kennedy clan is in the frame to return a $250,000 bung paid to her by the Ecuador government to globally pimp its corrupt $19bn assault on Chevron. Partner in crime Mia Farr...
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Scamatology Now Has More Lawsuits Than Members

Clearly Criminal, FL In a situation not thought to have ever happened before, the latest lawsuit against Scamatology's "drug rehab" unit puts the amount of lawsuits more than the actual members of the Church of Scamatology cult. "Everybody wants t...
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Funny story: John Boner Switches Position On Gays

John Boner Switches Position On Gays

In the past, Speaker of The House of Representatives John Boner said," Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman," Boehner said. "All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. An...
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Funny story: Ebola Virus Predicted To Kill Two Million In USA By Christmas

Ebola Virus Predicted To Kill Two Million In USA By Christmas

The deadliest outbreak of Ebola virus on record has sparked fears that the killer virus could kill over 2,000,000 Americans by Christmas. This shocking prediction came from "Fat Dave", a regular at The Village Well Inn located in Fort Lauderdale,...
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United States Marine Corps besmirched in 'Rite To Be Forgotten' scandal

The Pentagon, Virginia - The United Kingdom's highest military honor for valor in the face of the enemy, awarded in 1998 to the United States Marine Corps, has been expunged from history in a new twist in the 'right to be forgotten' data scandal.
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Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Between 2006 and 2012, the wealthiest Americans became less generous with charitable donations, as a share of their total income, while lower- and middle-income Americans reached farther into their pockets as they witnessed the need for charity in th...
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Funny story: Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Global Motors Executives who either ignored or engaged in a cover up of defective cars with airbag, break, steering and ignition problems, which caused deaths and injuries to many, have been on a retreat in Indianapolis, Indiana. It is an enclav...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...


 
Funny story: Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

DALLAS -- Health officials' handling of the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States continued to raise questions Friday, after the hospital that is treating the patient and that mistakenly sent him home when he first came to its emergency...
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Funny story: Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Barack Obama yesterday sent out a warning to George Clooney to return his Barbra Streissand CD in seven days or face the full force of Michelle Obama. "The CD is technically hers. I play it to relax with at the end of a day's droning, so I am missing...
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Funny story: John McCain Regrets Choosing Sara Palin

John McCain Regrets Choosing Sara Palin

WASHINGTON - Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her family, including husband Todd Palin, daughters Bristol and Willow Palin and son Track Palin were involved in a drunken fistfight at a house party in Anchorage several weeks ago. The one-time vice...
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Funny story: Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

New York - The CEO of the FBI has praised an innovative UK surveillance program that tracks potential terrorists with spyware fixed to high-rise construction cranes following the arrest of four suspected jihadis in London. "Of course we sold them...
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Funny story: CDC Issues a Level 3 Warning Against the FNV, or FOX News Virus

CDC Issues a Level 3 Warning Against the FNV, or FOX News Virus

ATLANTA, GA-The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) today issued a Level 3 warning against a new, potentially contagious virus it is calling FNV, or the FOX News Virus. The FNV, explained Dr. Samuel Grimes of the CDC, is highly communicable, especiall...
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Funny story: Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

As ISIS fighters seemed ready to take the town of Kobani on the Turkish border, Kurdish opposition said they were running out of ammunition. "Gee, that's too bad," said U.S. Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hegel. " I guess President Obama's coaliti...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars

Bill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars

Redmond, Washington Bill Gates, the richest man in the Universe, recently won two lotteries worth a combined $211 million dollars. "Mr. Gates has yet to pick up the money, or even call and make arrangements. It's almost like he doesn't care. Who...
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Funny story: New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

Washington - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued an urgent advisory, calling on Americans to wash their hands carefully after voting in this year's midterm elections. The procedure is called the Pontius Pilate Gambit, af...
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