Funny story: L.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers

L.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers

In an effort to alleviate the worst traffic congestion in the nation, Los Angeles Mayor, Eric CarSeaty, today signed into law a ban on all cars on L.A.'s 400 square miles of freeways and streets. The "no car" law takes effect immediately and violator...
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Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Kerry Kennedy and pals under fire for their part in defrauding Chevron of billion$

New York - The human frights lawyer and apologist for the dirty, drunken Kennedy clan is in the frame to return a $250,000 bung paid to her by the Ecuador government to globally pimp its corrupt $19bn assault on Chevron. Partner in crime Mia Farr...
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Funny story: Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

When Abdullah Al-Bariq passed through security at Detroit Metro Airport last weekend without being questioned, detained, or extensively-searched, he was delighted, yet very surprised. "Usually I get to the airport at least 12 hours ahead of time,...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un and Mark Lowton Return After Being Apparently Missing

Kim Jong-un and Mark Lowton Return After Being Apparently Missing

Kim Jong un and Spoof Editor Mark Lowton have "re-appeared" at the same time, fuelling rumours of a behind the scenes agreement having been thrashed out regarding story approvals about the North Korean Dictator (not a reference to Mark who isn't Nort...
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Black customer tips waitress

A Detroit-area waitress was pleasantly surprised Monday night when the black man she had served left her a tip. Emily Anderson of Roseville, MI has been a waitress at a local restaurant for 18 months, and, according to her, a black customer has n...
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Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

DALLAS -- Health officials' handling of the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States continued to raise questions Friday, after the hospital that is treating the patient and that mistakenly sent him home when he first came to its emergency...
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Funny story: ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

ISIS Re-Names Itself S.H.I.T.

As the United States-led battle against radical forces rages in Iraq and Syria, a new linguistic front is emerging. Muslim groups in Europe and beyond are lashing out at the Islamic State in protests and on social media, advocating alternative ways...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.


 
Funny story: Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Clearly Criminal, FL Church of Scamatology leader was admitted to the hospital in serious condition today as a result of a beating he received from himself. Makemerich, widely known as "Wee Davy" for his diminutive stature, had been in the habit o...
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Victoria's Secret merges with the Secret Service to form… wouldn't you like to know?

Washington -- Bra and panty emporium Victoria's Secret is combining with the Secret Service to create the most secret organization that the world has ever known. "We are doubly secret, which makes us twice as secret than any other entity in the un...
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Funny story: Jehovah's Witless Faithful Boycott Three-in-One Lubricants

Jehovah's Witless Faithful Boycott Three-in-One Lubricants

Claiming that the doctrine of the trinity, or "three-in-one" was clearly a lie concocted by Satan to lead true believers away from God's holy word, the leadership of the Jehovah's Witless Church announced a boycott of all Three-in-One lubricating pro...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Denver, CO Popular and famed rap star and marijuana advocate Snoop Dogg announced that he is establishing residency in Colorado so that he could establish torun for Senate from Colorado. Snoop Dogg praised the state for its pro-marijuana stance an...
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Funny story: Thousands of venomous spiders drive Bill de Blasio and family from Park Slope home

Thousands of venomous spiders drive Bill de Blasio and family from Park Slope home

Brooklyn - New York's mayoral family the de Blasios have been driven from their Park Slope home by an infestation of venomous spiders that fell from the roof space and burst out of the bathroom walls. They've hunkered down at the official NYC mayo...
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Funny story: Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

WASHINGTON - Revisionist history is to be understood as a consciously falsified or distorted interpretation of the past to serve partisan or ideological purposes in the present. The prime example of this kind of history is the Soviet Union under J...
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Funny story: Renowned spoof writer claims "fart" now exceeds "booger" as leading headline grabber!

Renowned spoof writer claims "fart" now exceeds "booger" as leading headline grabber!

The Reverend T.J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC issued a statement this morning stating that after extensive research over a period of twenty years the word "fart" in a spoof headline has exceeded the word "booger"as the leading headline grabber in spoof...
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Funny story: CRISIS Rebels Rock Tinsel Town

CRISIS Rebels Rock Tinsel Town

The Los Angeles based separatist group, Celebrities Reaching for Identity, Scientology and an Independent State (CRISIS) announced via Twitter yesterday that the celebrity-rich coastal suburb of Pacific Palisades has seceded from the City of Los Ange...
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