Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

Funny story: Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS
The White House announced this morning that President Barack Obama has dispatched Moose, the gaseous hero dog to ISIS strongholds in Syria. "It is time," Obama said in a prepared statement, "to once again use the ultimate weapon. It is not a decisio...
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Clinton email may answer question of why she stood by Bill

Funny story: Clinton email may answer question of why she stood by Bill
Hillary Clinton, long under investigation by Congress for her use of a private email account for government business, may wish that messages concerning the Benghazi inquiry are the only revelations that come out. Recently disclosed emails indicat...
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New Thanksgiving Holiday Of 'Gratitude' Started For Those Who Must Work On The Real Thanksgiving.

Funny story: New Thanksgiving Holiday Of 'Gratitude' Started For Those Who Must Work On The Real Thanksgiving.
In response to the overwhelming growth of Black Friday and its exploitation of the employees who must work in the service industry labor unions, families, certain compassionate government leaders and religious figures have petitioned and won governme...
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Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of people with last name of Smith or Jones

Funny story: Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of people with last name of Smith or Jones
The United States Congress passed legislation this morning dictating the parameters of what refugees will be allowed in the country. "Of course, there will be exceptions," stated Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives. " After all, we ar...
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Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

Funny story: Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS
The White House announced this morning that President Barack Obama has dispatched Moose, the gaseous hero dog to ISIS strongholds in Syria. "It is time," Obama said in a prepared statement, "to once again use the ultimate weapon. It is not a decisio...
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U.S. to Screen Syrian Refugees According to Bra Size

Funny story: U.S. to Screen Syrian Refugees According to Bra Size
A Senate committee on the Syrian refugee crisis held a press conference in Twin Peaks, California this morning to discuss their recommendations on U.S. policy towards granting asylum to Syrian refugees. "We can't let any of the men into the countr...
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Able man arrested for using service dog to pass gas indiscriminately

Funny story: Able man arrested for using service dog to pass gas indiscriminately
Police arrested Pierre LePetite outside a Baton Rogue Pet World store this afternoon, after a minor scuffle, and charged him with animal cruelty and resisting arrest. Police allege LaPetite poses as a disable veteran and uses his service dog as cove...
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Abe the turkey rejects Obama's pardon

Funny story: Abe the turkey rejects Obama's pardon
Abe the Turkey, has rejected the president's yearly tradition of pardoning a turkey every thanksgiving. Reading from a prepared statement, Abe's attorney's Lorenzo De Pavo, explained that his client has no reason to accept a pardon because that woul...
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Funny story: Reporters in disguise attend Trump strategy meeting featuring new ideas plus innovative bobblehead scheme

Reporters in disguise attend Trump strategy meeting featuring new ideas plus innovative bobblehead scheme

According to a team of CNN reporters who went deep undercover in a recent Trump strategy meeting, Mr. Trump is about to release a new round of pummeling blows meant to win the 2016 presidential election. These reporters, originators of the "better...
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Funny story: Prison Guard Love Tap Mistaken For Mistreatment

Prison Guard Love Tap Mistaken For Mistreatment

On November 11, a prison guard was highly mistaken for hitting an inmate so ferociously that it almost killed him. James Mauldin, a prison guard at the local county prison, was convicted late last night. He said that he was only showing the inmate...
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Funny story: Trump And Hillary To Exchange Hair Pieces If Both Nominated: A Trumpillary Transfusion

Trump And Hillary To Exchange Hair Pieces If Both Nominated: A Trumpillary Transfusion

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Mikhail Gorbachev instituted "Glasnost" in the late 1980's has there been such a democratization of hair styles in our political history. Inspired perhaps by the imagery of living beneath the encampment of an albino rac...
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Funny story: Obama's to Sing Final State Of The Union Address

Obama's to Sing Final State Of The Union Address

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will make his seventh and final State of the Union (SOTU) address on Tuesday, January 12 at 9 p.m. ET. Instead of holding a traditional address before the Joint session of Congress, he will be performing at the Li...
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Funny story: Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...
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Funny story: Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

The Raleigh Convention Center was packed to capacity with a boisterous and jubilant crowd this morning when Donald Trump walked on to the stage with his Trump baseball cap on backwara. A local country western singer had just finished the hit song fr...
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Funny story: New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans has launched a new bridge building programme not to relieve their traffic problems and certainly not to strengthen their defences against approaching hurricanes! The reason for building the bridges is an attempt to cover up the homeles...
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Funny story: Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a US House committee is accusing Hillary of having phone sex with a terrorist prior to Libya raid! "I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist," said Hillary Clinton this morning at a GOP Cong...
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