Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Called in to Ward Off Government Invasion of Texas

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Called in to Ward Off Government Invasion of Texas

DALLAS, TX--Gov. Greg Abbott, fearing an invasion by the federal government this week, called in the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to ward off what many in the Loon Star State believe is an invasion designed to take over Texas and force all of its unins...
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Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a preliminary hearing, Judge Amos Whitaker ruled that Wile E. Coyote be allowed to use an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) to attack Road Runner. Despite arguments by Road Runner that this would give Coyote an unfair advantage an...
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94 Year Old Graduates College Amidst Some Controversy

DuPont, Tennessee - Burt Munson enrolled at the University of Tennessee more than 70 years ago and has finally graduated, though not all professors at the school think he merits a diploma. "This is really just a cute gimmick to get headlines," sai...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Blocked On Facebook By His Own Mother

Ted Cruz Blocked On Facebook By His Own Mother

Texas Senator and presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (R), in an emotional interview with Fox News pundit Bill O'Reilly, revealed that his own mother recently blocked him on Facebook. This unprecedented act of maternal indifference comes at a very str...
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Funny story: Airbag giant explodes with ideas to repurpose its rejects

Airbag giant explodes with ideas to repurpose its rejects

Tokyo - The largest recall in automotive history has left auto-parts fabricator Takata holding the bag… Or more specifically holding 34 million defective airbags. Problem is, the devices have a tendency to go off like bombs, whenever the weath...
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The NAACP being questioned over Mexico

Mexico- The health minister in Mexico has suspended vaccines and is investigating an NAACP group after the spread of a new type of incurable RNA virus. Someone mixed in the new genetically altered RNA virus into the tuberculosis, rotovirus, and H...
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Boots on the ground, an eerie new strategy

Aberdeen, Maryland has been long noted as the site and vanguard for the development of military arsenal. Heavily guarded by the security forces of the 103rd "Farflechter Division," Aberdeen has been responsible for the development of the reusable 39m...
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Funny story: Baltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics

Baltimore Cops Use Flash Mob Tactics

Baltimore, MD - In a sneaky and cunning display of police tactical maneuvers, the Baltimore Police Department have implemented new and creative ways to round up would-be rioters. Several dozen officers were dressed up and placed around the downtown a...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers

President Obama Issues Executive Order to Fund Army of Community Organizers

WASHINGTON, DC - Yesterday, President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police. Mr. Obama issued an Executive Order, directing US Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, to fund communit...
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Funny story: Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton calls for ban on applause during State of the Union Address

Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton calls for ban on applause during State of the Union Address

Former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is the latest politician to oppose the practice of clapping by attendees during the State of the Union Address. Her proposal has triggered quite a bit of backlash from House Representatives and...
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Funny story: Brian Williams plans comeback strategy

Brian Williams plans comeback strategy

While it remains unclear as to whether NBC will allow Brian Williams to reclaim his anchor chair on its prime-time NBC News with Brian Williams program (now called NBC News without Brian Williams), the disgraced reporter has reportedly begun to craft...
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Funny story: Baltimore Homeless Dealt With During Curfew

Baltimore Homeless Dealt With During Curfew

Baltimore, MD - During the recent Baltimore riots, the many homeless people living on the streets were also forced to comply with the city's overnight curfew, which lead to some very strange scenes in the down-trodden city. "They duct-taped me to...
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Funny story: ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty-Trained Terrorist In US

ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty-Trained Terrorist In US

ISIS has announced that there are dozens of potty trained terrorists living secret lives within the United States, waiting for word from above to strike terror into the hearts of diaper company executives everywhere. The revelation comes on the h...
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Funny story: Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

WASHINGTON, DC - Democratic National Chairperson, Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, announced earlier today that there will be a total of four Democratic primary debates. The first debate will feature Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham C...
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Funny story: California Teen joins with Native Americans Nations to Start Non-Profit: Dance the Drought Away

California Teen joins with Native Americans Nations to Start Non-Profit: Dance the Drought Away

At first blush Marlaina Lloyd looks like your average 8th grader from Southern California. However, this 13 year old Californian decided enough wasn't being done in the face of the serious water shortage and drought in California. The State Water...
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Funny story: Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

In the past, conservatives successfully pushed Congress to prohibit federal dollars from being used to distribute sterile syringes to intravenous drug users. Now, with a severe outbreak of H.I.V. and hepatitis due to a surge in heroin use in states...
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