Funny story: Nationally Syndicated Life Coach Throws in the Towel

Nationally Syndicated Life Coach Throws in the Towel

PORTLAND, OR-- Vitalia Effervesce, nationally known Life Coach and host of the daily advice show Shine On You, committed suicide Monday by downing a bottle of Xanax washed down with a fifth of Jim Beam. Effervesce, author of the New Age bible Let...
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Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

After yet another US flight was diverted; due to an argument about reclining seats and legroom one airline says enough is enough and has taken the unusual step of ONLY transporting passengers without legs. In the third serious airline legroom inci...
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Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Commenting on the accidental murder of a nine-year-old girl's assault weapons instructor on a gun range, because of her inability to control her Uzi submachine gun, and thus blowing part of his brains out, Wayne La Pisse of the "Owning Guns Is A God-...
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Funny story: New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently made political history by announcing that free universal pre-kindergarten will now be available to all four-year-old children - and to retired New York City carriage horses of any age. Citing the cruel a...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Joins Insane Clown Posse

Justin Bieber Joins Insane Clown Posse

Detroit, MI Crazy clown duo, the Insane Clown Posse, whose followers include topless women and crazed looking guys called Juggalos, admitted new member Justin Bieber to the group. Justin Bieber says that he will start spraying people with Faygo P...
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US Department of Applied Phobias Releases New List

The US Department of Applied Phobias (USDAP) has just released a new list of phobias to be applied to political opponents of the current administration. This list was created in order to head off what looks to be a major collapse of the Democrat Part...
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Kanye West suing CDC for use of "Ebola"

West Africa- Controversial Kanye West is filing a lawsuit against the CDC for their use of the word "Ebola." He is suing because he was led to believe that the news about Ebola spreading throughout Africa was actually referencing his first single whi...
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Funny story: Sexist pastor renames Mars Hill Church the Marianne Faithfull Temple

Sexist pastor renames Mars Hill Church the Marianne Faithfull Temple

Seattle - A Seattle megachurch pastor is in the doghouse for renaming his Mars Hill Church after an iconic 60s fellatio moment involving Rolling Stone Mick Jagger and a former girlfriend. The Reverend Mark Driscoll's makeover sees a new shrine, th...
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Breaking News...

Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!


 
Funny story: Maybe they think it's Butt, Montana, instead of Butte?

Maybe they think it's Butt, Montana, instead of Butte?

BUTT (OR MAYBE IT'S BUTTE?), MONTANA -- Men and women have been baring their butts--and more--in Butte, Montana. Those making spectacles of themselves include a 20-year-old man, just off the bus from Salt lake City, who claims he is a Christian bu...
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Funny story: False Legged Horse Romps In At 2000 - 1 Betting Suspended

False Legged Horse Romps In At 2000 - 1 Betting Suspended

A formerly injured horse, Pastorius II romped home by 13 lengths at Chepslow this afternoon. Six months ago, the horse was about to be shot after it jumped over a grass cutting machine, losing four legs below the "knee". A relative of Oscar Pistoli...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates

Michelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates

The first lady has denied scraping the paintwork of her husband's vintage Rolls-Royce on the White House gate while trying to avoid running over a pigeon yesterday. Rumors that she applied eyeliner and nail color to disguise the damaged bodywork,...
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Funny story: Spain's Tax Revenue Down "Because Of Gibraltar" - Claims Minister

Spain's Tax Revenue Down "Because Of Gibraltar" - Claims Minister

A Spanish politician has claimed that Spain misses out on $1.3bn of tax revenues each year as a result of Gibraltar's tax advantages. Indigo Méndez de Vigo Mendez, Spain's Secretary of State for the European Union (EU), made the claim during an in...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich gets the ice bucket challenge from Fifth Avenue co-op board

Roman Abramovich gets the ice bucket challenge from Fifth Avenue co-op board

New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich has been waterboarded in Manhattan in the latest ice bucket challenge twist. This afternoon a five-strong, $250m Manhattan co-op board poured icy cold water on the Russian's condo plans before drenching...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl

Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl

Wasilla, Alaska Former Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin denied reports that her whole family was involved in a drunken brawl over the weekend; a brawl that the police had to be called in to break up. "My whole...
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Funny story: Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

WASHINGTON, DC-In response to continuing criticism about his team's name, National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell and Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, are considering changing the name of Snyder's team to something mor...
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