Funny story: NFL's Goodell Speaks On New Peterson Revelation

NFL's Goodell Speaks On New Peterson Revelation

Minnesota Vikings Adrian Peterson, already facing felony charges in Texas for child abuse, was accused in a separate incident involving another son who was 4 years old. In that case Peterson inflicted a head wound on his son, who was in a car seat,...
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Trivia Game Breaks Out During Governor's Debate

Yesterday's debate between Massachusetts' gubernatorial candidates broke out into a trivia game after the moderator asked Attorney General Martha Coakley about New England Patriots back-up quarterback. Before she could answer, her opponent, Treasurer...
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Congressional Inquiry Finds That Spending More Than You Make Can Contribute To Financial Difficulties

Washington D.C. - A recently concluded inquiry by a joint Senate and House committee has concluded that spending more money than you make could be a contributing factor to having financial difficulties. The inquiry lasted two years and cost an es...
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Funny story: Obummer makes spectacle of himself

Obummer makes spectacle of himself

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- While fashionistas give the president a hand for condescending to wear a necktie while addressing the world at large, they haven't been as impressed with Barack Obummer's latest selection of clothing color. While admittin...
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Funny story: Obama to deploy 3,000 doctors to combat ISIL

Obama to deploy 3,000 doctors to combat ISIL

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States announced on Tuesday it will send 3,000 doctors to help combat the Islamic terrorist group, ISIL, as part of a ramped-up plan, including a major deployment in Syria. The U.S. response to the crisis, to be formall...
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Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding

WASHINGTON, DC-In response to continuing criticism about his team's name, National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell and Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, are considering changing the name of Snyder's team to something mor...
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Gay student won't stand in straight line

When Dylan White's 4th grade teacher, Cheryl Glands, asked him to stand in a straight line before gym class last week, he answered her: "No." White, who is openly homosexual, said he refuses to be, "Coerced into societally-constructed sexual comp...
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Funny story: 11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

President Obama, taking a break from his war against ISIS, visited Oakmont Charter School in VA. to show his support for innovative education. The school enrollees include children of diplomats, one of whom is 11-year-old extremely precocious Janna...
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."


 
Funny story: Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC - President Barack Obummer admitted that, although he has "no strategy" for dealing with the brutal army of thugs known as ISIS, who have, in addition to committing many other atrocities, decapitated two American journalists, h...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl

Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl

Wasilla, Alaska Former Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin denied reports that her whole family was involved in a drunken brawl over the weekend; a brawl that the police had to be called in to break up. "My whole...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...
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Funny story: All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

Blue Balls, WI - A group of researchers comprised of the best minds in modern physics have directly proved part of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity as it applies to human existence. The experiment and associated findings are focused on married...
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Funny story: Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams

Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams

"Just do it, Johnny," cringed out the stuffed and mangled school teacher to her student after being absorbed and becoming one with the giant luffa raining havoc across the American landscape. "Bullet to the brain. Quick and easy. Give it to me no-,"...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...
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Funny story: A New Mobile App for the Wives of Husbands with Wandering Eyes

A New Mobile App for the Wives of Husbands with Wandering Eyes

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." KJV Matthew 5:28 Jesus knew it. Wives know it too. A man whose eyes are constantly wandering will often wander, s...
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Funny story: Upper 1% Of Rich Buy U.S. Military To Protect Them From Other 99% Of Society

Upper 1% Of Rich Buy U.S. Military To Protect Them From Other 99% Of Society

In a surprising development, the upper 1% of the richest Americans have purchased the entire U.S. military to protect them from the other 99% that they lord over. All troops except those actively engaging an enemy somewhere in the world have been cal...
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