Funny story: Virgin on the rocks

Virgin on the rocks

Mojave Desert, California - A multi-billion dollar lawsuit threatens to shut down Richard Branson's massive ego following the Halloween vaporisation of Virgin InterGalactic's SpaceShipTwo. The rocket bombed shortly after take-off from a Californi...
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Man finally admits he let the dogs out

The Baha Men famously asked: "Who let the dogs out?" Now, over a decade after the question was brought forth in the group's hit song, a London, England man has admitted that it was him who released the group's canines. Duncan Morris, a 39 year...
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Voters Sue Rupubican and Democratic Parties Charge: Stupidity!

Independent voters across America united, demanding an injection,(scratch that), injunction to stop November's polls on the grounds that neither party knows what the f-ing hell they are doing. John Farquar, leader of ASS, Americans Sick of Stupid...
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Funny story: $100m Virgin InterGalactic Spaceship bombs

$100m Virgin InterGalactic Spaceship bombs

Mojave Desert, California - Bankrolled by a bunch of Wall Street hedge fund Trekkies Richard Branson's SpaceShipTwo exploded during a test fright over the Mojave Desert this morning. The $100m craft blew up unexpectedly just daze after NASA's In...
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Funny story: SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40's, has become more virulent in recent...
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Nebraskan Republicans Flood into Iowan Farmer's Corn Field to Escape New Ebola Patient

In an unprecedented reaction of fear and over-reaction to faulty information on local news media. A large group of state Republican lawmakers, and party officials left the relative safety of the Omaha Convention center and high tailed it across the I...
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Obama Invites Immigrants to Bunker Down in White House

Washington, DC-In breaking news it was announced that Obama, in order to shield them from Republican legislators bound and determined to deport them, will allow a multitude of immigrants to have sanctuary in the White House. Obama has had barriers...
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Funny story: President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'

President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama announced today that he is transgender, confirming what many Republicans have suspected for years. In his statement, he acknowledged that his original name was Blossom Obama. She had the sex change surgery a...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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Funny story: Obama Loses Entire National Treasury to Internet Scammers

Obama Loses Entire National Treasury to Internet Scammers

Washington, DC The United States was shocked and astounded when the country found out that President Obama had lost the entire contents of the US Treasury to Internet scam artists. "It was a really good deal, where I could double the entire Treasu...
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Funny story: National Guards May Fight Federal Troops

National Guards May Fight Federal Troops

19 republican Senators, and the "Coal Is Good For Health Institute," today issued a joint press release condemning President Obama's "War On Coal." The Senators are from Wyoming, West Virginia, Pennsylvania and Illinois who are the largest coal prod...
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Funny story: Republicans Declare Economic Crisis "Over"

Republicans Declare Economic Crisis "Over"

WASHINGTON, DC - Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, declared the US economic crisis "over" today. His comments came after the latest economic indicators were released by the Labor Department. U.S. Employers added 214,00...
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Funny story: 'Bongs Can Only Get Better' hint in Chris Christie presidential plan

'Bongs Can Only Get Better' hint in Chris Christie presidential plan

New Jersey - Smoke signals from Drumthwacket's chimney stacks have revealed Chris Christie's presidential manifesto for a federal weed tax to fill the nation's fifty trillion dollar debt sinkhole. This morning the New Jersey Governor posted a ren...
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Funny story: Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

NASHVILLE, TN - Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America. Reba said she Turned On The radio and apparently became The...
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Funny story: Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Fertile Crescent, Syria - A 500ft Hindenberg-like inflatable drone shaped like the Queen of Halloween's punani has crossed into Islamic State airspace close to rebel-held territory of Mount Skrotomb. Insurgents immediately stopped bobbing for app...
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Funny story: GOP congress cedes US back to UK!

GOP congress cedes US back to UK!

"Shocked but not surprised," stated a front page editorial this morning in the New York Times when it disclosed the proposed legislation in the new GOP dominated United States Congress. "The legislation cancels 238 years of freedom for the citize...
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Funny story: Elite Colleges Add "Hoop-Jumping" to Admission Criteria

Elite Colleges Add "Hoop-Jumping" to Admission Criteria

Cambridge, MA-In order to select the "most qualified" undergraduate candidates from an increasingly selective applicant pool, Harvard College has added a Standardized Hoop-Jumping Test (SHJT) to its admissions criteria, and the rest of the Ivy League...
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