Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Funny story: Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate
Donald Trump has announced today his presidential running mate will be none other than Yeti, the abominable snowman who hails from Alaska. The proclamation stunned political pundits who were certain Trump's running mate was going to be Ronald McDona...
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Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

Funny story: Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North
After an incident where a Venezuelan hummingbird buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier, Donald Trump expanded his proposal for a wall on the U.S./Mexico border to include a net to keep out migrating birds as well. Trump appeared at a California rally tha...
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Trump Defends Trump University as "Most Loved College Ever"

Funny story: Trump Defends Trump University as "Most Loved College Ever"
New York, NY Donald Trump defended his latest debacle, Trump University, which he is in the process of going to court to defend the "university" of fraud and other charges. The latest from the maelstrom is that teachers and administrators coerced...
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Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

Funny story: Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President
As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...
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Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Funny story: Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite
Burlington, Vermont - - "Are the super delegates stacking the deck in my opponent's favor? Yes definitely. Do the super delegates have a weakness like Superman? I should say so. Am I going to do something about it? Most definitely. "That's why I'm...
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American Airlines "Terrorist" Code Cracked

Funny story: American Airlines "Terrorist" Code Cracked
An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic. Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message. This...
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Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Funny story: Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China
Stoners and collectors stood in line at post offices around the country to buy the first Marijuana themed postage stamps produced by the USPS. The retro designs are printed on hemp paper with the old style adhesive that you can lick or moisten to...
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Whip Woman Claims She Made Bubba Bark Like A Dog

Funny story: Whip Woman Claims She Made Bubba Bark Like A Dog
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of her newly released book, Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, the Whip Woman describes how she led the leader of the free world around the office on a leash. A little background on the Whip Woman: Bor...
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Obama: Brexit is a good idea after all

In a complete turnaround, President Obama tweeted that he likes a good Brexit after a round of golf and a cigarette. His caddie had no comment.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate

Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate

Following Donald Trump's lead in absurd running mate announcements, Hillary Clinton has followed suit by appointing her own oft maligned server to be her 2016 Presidential running mate. Her server immediately responded it would accept the invitation...
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Funny story: White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

In a move that has been championed by the Obama administration, the United States White Male, specifically low to middle class, has been added to the endangered species list. The World Wildlife Fund said that as of this year the Whitigrious Malelopia...
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Funny story: Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II

Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, we were left with little Bubba hiding under his desk, seemingly afraid of the Whip Woman's arsenal of whips and shackles. The Whip Woman's urgent call for help to the...
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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"

Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"

Lynchburg, VA--Donald Trump, speaking at Liberty University, the conservative Baptist college first endowed by Jerry Falwell, Jr., began his address to his young audience by booming, "I love the Bible! The Bible is the greatest book ever written! I...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Revises Song, What a Wonderful World in His Latest Press Conference

Ted Cruz Revises Song, What a Wonderful World in His Latest Press Conference

Ted Cruz has changed his format for filibusters in the future. Rather than reading children's novels to Senators in an effort to tell them all that they are much less intelligent than he is, he will sing songs for fun and profit. The first song i...
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Funny story: California To Ban All Displays Of U.S. Flag

California To Ban All Displays Of U.S. Flag

After a principal quelled violence at a high school Cinco de Mayo celebration by banning the U.S. flag, The State of California will ban Old Glory for good. California Senate Majority Leader Bill Monning(D) is pointing to the success of the high s...
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Funny story: Big Pharma Wants Slower More Expensive Drugs For Lethal Injection

Big Pharma Wants Slower More Expensive Drugs For Lethal Injection

Pharmaceutical titan Pfoozer announced on Friday that they were imposing sweeping controls limiting the use of their drugs for the purpose of execution by lethal injection. They join a growing list of big pharma companies coming out strongly in oppos...
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Funny story: Clothes Bureau Messes with Neat Freak

Clothes Bureau Messes with Neat Freak

Neat freak Sandy McOrderly's clothes dresser had it with Sandy's consummate tidiness. Sandy's penchant for keeping all his clothes smartly tucked away in the various dresser drawers. His underwear perfectly folded in the top drawer. His socks tigh...
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