Funny story: Bill De Blasio's NYC Blizzard A Global Warming Damp Squib

Bill De Blasio's NYC Blizzard A Global Warming Damp Squib

New York - The Mayor of New York has been left hopping mad after falling for a classic 'Blizzard-of-the-Century' scam. Bill de Blasio shit down - oh, shut down - most of New York City on Monday night after the Snowmageddon card from the Major Arca...
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SNOWMAGEDDON 2015 Fizzles... New York City Shuts Down Anyway...

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - A MONSTER storm packing blizzard conditions spun by the elite East Coast media failed to live up to the hype, but New York City shut down anyway to allow government workers to take an additional day off with pay. Many cit...
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Biblical Archeologist Claims "It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve"!

LEXINGTON, KY-A Biblical Archeologist from Transylvania University in Lexington, KY, now claims that the bumper sticker adorning cars and trucks all over the South are wrong. The bumper stickers, claims Dr. Leslie Elohim of the Classics Dept. at Tra...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club attorneys to defend Sheldon Silver

Corrupt Bastards Club attorneys to defend Sheldon Silver

New York - Lawyers formerly defending Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club politicians and their oil industry pimps have been hired to act for New York Assembly leader Sheldon Silver who was arrested on multi-million dollar graft charges this morning. A...
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Funny story: Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

All of Cuba was hammered by a snowstorm last night which dumped twelve feet of snow on the island. Both the Cuban government and the U.S. Congress are blaming President Barack Obama. "It's a catastrophe. We've never had this much snow. Adios, amig...
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TLDC - The Learning Disabled Channel (formerly TLC) Announces "Death Swap"

"This will be the highest rated show in the history of Reality TV -Bigger than Idol" - Exclaimed Morton Schlocker, president of TLDC TV. He elaborated: "Deserving prisoners about to be executed will be replaced -in a supreme act of Christian chari...
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The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

Washington DC - Citing an off-color Mars/Neptune conjunction in Pisces followed by a psychotic Aquarius New Moon the acclaimed Astrology Channel has suddenly turned chicken. And cancelled Tuesday's live stream Presidential rant. It's the first...
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Funny story: Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC/AC - Hillary Clintoon is celebrating the news: forty percent of the respondents to a Phew Poll affirmed that they want to see a woman in the Oval Orifice. Clintoon (Hillary, not Bill), who may run for president in 2016, beamed...
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Breaking News...

Apple make huge profits!

An apple a day obviously keeps the doctor away! The consumers of apples have created huge global profits and consumers are munching daily whilst spitting out "soft-micro maggots"!
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Funny story: John Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"

John Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"

WASHINGTON D.C. - After a tense vote today, House Speaker John Boehner was re-elected to a third term as Speaker of the House. A number of Republicans voted for someone else to take over the position and it was the biggest push for a Speaker chan...
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Funny story: NRA Lobbies for Concealed Carry Permits for Toddlers

NRA Lobbies for Concealed Carry Permits for Toddlers

FAIRFAX, VA--After a two year old toddler fatally shot his mother at a Wal-Mart recently, Wayne LaPierre, CEO of the National Rifle Ass., is starting an effort to lobby Congress to extend Concealed Carry Laws to toddlers nationwide. His reasoning:...
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Funny story: 'Bum rap' defence will never be tried as Abu Anus al-Libi drops dead from 'complications'

'Bum rap' defence will never be tried as Abu Anus al-Libi drops dead from 'complications'

New York - Alleged Al Qaeda embassy bombings specialist Abu Anus al-Libi has kicked the bucket just daze before standing trial on terror charges. FBI sources said he'd been caught in a classic sting after special agents secreted a cell phone 'ins...
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Funny story: Barack Obama moves to enact fart tax to cut US methane emissions by half

Barack Obama moves to enact fart tax to cut US methane emissions by half

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama will unveil a plan to tax flatulent-producing foods in order to cut methane emissions from Americans during his remaining two years in the White House. The new "fart tax" - which will be formally unveiled on...
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Funny story: "Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

"Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

Responding to the attack by David Geffen, former Clinton ally and fund raiser, and now Mitt Romney supporter that Bill would be risky (meaning frisky) to have as first man. "After Bill got "attended to" in the oval orifice by Monica Lewinsky," Mrs...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Announces: 'Jesus Charlie is me!'--Opposes 'Obamacare for Education'

Ted Cruz Announces: 'Jesus Charlie is me!'--Opposes 'Obamacare for Education'

Washington--Republican firebrand Ted Cruz said today that "like those guys on TV," he too was "Jesus Charlie." He went on to denounce President Obama's recent proposal giving workers two free years of community college as "Obamacare for education."...
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Funny story: After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man

After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man

With Hillary Clinton looking more likely to run for President in 2016 many are celebrating that at last a real "Bush" will be in the White House. One man said "After two Bush's it is great to finally have a real Bush walking the corridors of the W...
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Funny story: Man Realizes Area Code Number is the same as his Weight

Man Realizes Area Code Number is the same as his Weight

Los Angeles, CA - It was an exciting day for Ernesto Lopez when he went to his doctor for a routine checkup. After being weighed by one of the nurses, the 32 year old man realized that his weight was the same number as his area code, 310. "...
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