Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit By Charging Tax On Corruption

Funny story: Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit By Charging Tax On Corruption
The recent tax Chicago levied on streaming online shows from organizations such as Netflix and Hulu has proved hugely unpopular and unprofitable even for the town famous for taxing everything possible and then having the money disappear into a great...
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If elected president, Bobby Jindal's first executive order to abolish all mirrors.

Funny story: If elected president, Bobby Jindal's first executive order to abolish all mirrors.
Baton Rouge, LA - In a recent press conference, Governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal opened his remarks by stating that "within the first 90 days of a Jindal administration, any and all mirrors in federal and public facilities will be removed and shat...
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Trump: Obama Couldn't Make A Good Deal With Iran If He Were Spotted Two Camels

Funny story: Trump: Obama Couldn't Make A Good Deal With Iran If He Were Spotted Two Camels
BILLINGSGATE POST: This Sunday on Face the Nation, Donald Trump told the panel of hand-picked liberal soothsayers that President Obama was absolutely over matched in his negotiations with Iran. With a disdainful gesture, he offered that Secretary Ke...
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Civil War Reenactments to Cease Immediately: Instead Will Reenact Battles from Star Wars

Funny story: Civil War Reenactments to Cease Immediately: Instead Will Reenact Battles from Star Wars
For decades thousands of men across the country have re-enacted battles from the United States Civil War but beginning immediately re-enactors will no longer recreate the same Civil War Battles they have for years but will instead re-enact battles fr...
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GOP to "Consciously Uncouple" from Donald Trump

Funny story: GOP to "Consciously Uncouple" from Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, D. C.--Taking a page from Gwyneth Paltrow, the GOP announced today that it is going to "consciously uncouple" from its long-time partner, Donald Trump. Ever since Trump announced his bid for the presidency in mid-June, the couple, frie...
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Getting God Back in School

Funny story: Getting God Back in School
A disclaimer: I first published this in the mid-1980's in a college newspaper, as a graduate student at the University of Kentucky. I guess what goes around comes around! What's all this fuss about Accuracy in Academia? My acquaintance, the ren...
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Fool-Aid on Sixty Seventh Street

Funny story: Fool-Aid on Sixty Seventh Street
Residents of South Palm Beach Florida were awoken by sounds they described as, "disturbing", early Monday around 2:00am. The incident took place in what, according to neighbors is generally a quiet residential area. Police say a large gent...
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California Governor Jerry Brown Signs Bill Outlawing Toilet Use For Male Urination

Funny story: California Governor Jerry Brown Signs Bill Outlawing Toilet Use For Male Urination
Sacramento, CA - Men in California can no longer flush a toilet unless it contains crap. So said California Governor Jerry Brown during a signing ceremony for a law outlawing using any toilet to capture male urine. "Men can conserve water simply...
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Donald Trump fails to sign pledge not to run for King in 2016

Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced Today that he has not signed a pledge not to run for King.
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Funny story: Donald Trump Doubles Down On "All Gays Take It Up The Ass" Comments To Chicago Tribune Editorial Board

Donald Trump Doubles Down On "All Gays Take It Up The Ass" Comments To Chicago Tribune Editorial Board

New York, NY - Saying the press is purposefully misrepresenting his comments, Donald Trump said he will never apologize for controversial comments he made about homosexuals to the editorial board of the Chicago Tribune. "When I say all gays take i...
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Funny story: Local Business Spotlight: School Supply Blues

Local Business Spotlight: School Supply Blues

As more and more schools follow the recent trends in increasing demand for parent provided school supplies, local businessman, James Garfunkle found an opportunity he just could not pass up. Garfunkle is the owner of a new small town business named...
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Funny story: Obama Visits Prison, Touting Reform, Says Many In Prison "No Different Than Me"

Obama Visits Prison, Touting Reform, Says Many In Prison "No Different Than Me"

Oklahoma City - During a visit to a federal prison in Oklahoma City today, President Obama said many prisoners were "young men who made foolish mistakes no different than the kind of mistakes I made when I was young." Asked by reporters if he was...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Turns Down Offer Of 72 Virgin Road Runners

Wile E. Coyote Turns Down Offer Of 72 Virgin Road Runners

BILLINGSGATE POST: Negotiations between ISIS and Wile E. Coyote broke down yesterday after ISIS offered Wile E. their standard, blue-plate 72 Virgin Road Runner Special if he would join their terrorist group. Unlike General McAuliffe, who respond...
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Funny story: Neighbors Say Lone Wolf Islamist Assailant Was "Psychotic"

Neighbors Say Lone Wolf Islamist Assailant Was "Psychotic"

Chatanoogie, Tennessee - Neighbors of Mohammad Youssef Abdulazeez said they saw his recent shooting "coming from a mile away" and expressed shock, not that it happened, but that it didn't happen sooner and more often. "He was always a complete nut...
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Funny story: Obama To Run For Reelection…AGAIN!?

Obama To Run For Reelection…AGAIN!?

President Obama has been the center of GOP attacks since his inauguration in 2008. Republicans openly express their dissatisfaction with the Obama administration's policy decisions and take every opportunity to criticize & condemn the administrat...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's War Record

Donald Trump's War Record

After Donald Trump's scathing attack on Senator John McCain's war record the Investigation's Department here at The Spoof did a little digging into Trump's own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war experience.
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Funny story: Trump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.

Trump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.

Trump said something inflammatory directed at someone. That someone said something back, Trump doubled down and said more negative stuff back at person who initially said something to Trump. Then Trumpity trump trump trumped the trump, after trum...
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