Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other"

Funny story: Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other"
After admiring the portrait of the 7th president, Andrew Jackson, that he recently installed in the oval office, Donald Trump proceeded to outline plans on getting rid of illegal aliens by a humiliating and heartbreaking redux of Jacksons "Trail of T...
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Time's Up, ol' Timer

Funny story: Time's Up, ol' Timer
According to the latest AAA Auto Club statistics, there are over 35 million elderly, licensed drivers in the United States. With the onset of age, there is a demonstrative rise in the amount of accidents involving older people, especially those over...
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Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Funny story: Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton
Actually, Trump was begging. In a strange turn of events, as dramatic as the full 32 fouettes from Swan Lake, (the guy can be nimble) Donald Trump asked for a pardon from President Hillary Clinton. Investigators, using forensic software and wor...
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President Trump Believed U.S. Was Launching Senator Ted Cruz Into Syria

Funny story: President Trump Believed U.S. Was Launching Senator Ted Cruz Into Syria
Washington, D.C. - According to leaked information from an anonymous source inside the White House, President Donald Trump approved yesterday's Tomahawk cruise missile strike against a Syrian airfield because Trump thought the U.S. would be launching...
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EagleCam Temporarily Shut Down After Teen Eagle Seen Masturbating

Funny story: EagleCam Temporarily Shut Down After Teen Eagle Seen Masturbating
Minneapolis, MN: The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources' "DNR EagleCam Live Stream" was temporarily shut down last night after the video stream showed a male teenage Bald Eagle masturbating. The DNR has been inundated with telephone calls and...
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"Shark Boy" Baby Rescued And Returned To Shore By Great White

Funny story: "Shark Boy" Baby Rescued And Returned To Shore By Great White
In a made for the movies story, a little boy presumed lost at sea was rescued and deposited on a Monterey beach by a great white shark. Two year old Dahl Kirsch and twelve others were swept off the Presidio Ferry near Oakland, CA, when it was hit...
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Trumps "Peace Through War" Policy Wins Nobel War Prize

Funny story: Trumps "Peace Through War" Policy Wins Nobel War Prize
OSLO. In a surprise press conference in Oslo on April 7, the Nobel War Prize Committee unexpectedly announced that the award for 2017 would not be made in October, as it usually is. Instead, the Committee has unanimously decided that the award should...
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Arkansas, in a Bid Get into the Guinness Book of World Records, to Execute 8 Men over 10 Days

Funny story: Arkansas, in a Bid Get into the Guinness Book of World Records, to Execute 8 Men over 10 Days
Little Rock, AR--Besides being known for its high incidence of early death, infant mortality, cardiovascular disease, and obesity, Arkansas may soon break a new record, and possibly get into the 2018 Guinness Book of World Records in the attempt.
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Pink Loses Suit Against Manufacturer of "Lick Pink" Gear

"You can't complain about a parody that associates your brand with a sexual act if your brand is already named 'Like Pink,'" said the judge in the case.
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Funny story: White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

Mr. Spicer has today hastened to clarify that the Press Release yesterday did not come from Mr. Trump or his associates. This release went viral across social media, the world's press, mainstream print and television coverage, and even remote area...
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Funny story: President Trump and First Daughter Ivanka to Trade Jobs

President Trump and First Daughter Ivanka to Trade Jobs

Washington, DC After Ivanka Trump's decision to bomb Syria following their poison gas attack, President Trump realized it was the first good press he had ever gotten. So he realized that Ivanka would do better. It was decided that since Ivanka wou...
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Funny story: Reverse Autism Shaming--How Barron Trump Landed a White House Job

Reverse Autism Shaming--How Barron Trump Landed a White House Job

Forget the power struggle between Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner. Even Ivanka Trump has little sway with her dad, the POTUS. Those in the know say eleven year old Barron Trump is the real juice behind the throne in the Trump White House. David Cor...
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Funny story: Trump's Plans for North Korea Revealed in Shocking Press Release

Trump's Plans for North Korea Revealed in Shocking Press Release

Earlier this week, president Donald Trump, in a press release, stated his full plans for North Korea: "mega bigly annihilation." The president at about 8:00 AM stated that the North Koreans "need to be stopped," and clearly stated his strong opini...
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Funny story: United Airlines CEO vows "never again"

United Airlines CEO vows "never again"

THUG CITY, IL ---- Following what he described as a "thorough review" of his flight crew's use of police to drag Kentucky medical doctor David Tao off an "overbooked" flight to prevent him from tending to his patients the next morning (and to replace...
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Funny story: Trump cuts every program in the entire budget

Trump cuts every program in the entire budget

Donald J. Trump, president of the U.S. of A cuts everything in the budget. This includes everything to PBS, the USDA, the FBI, the CIA, and other government organization. Trump is on a roll! He's cutting everything on the budget & giving...
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Funny story: US state of Ohio drop driving age to 8!

US state of Ohio drop driving age to 8!

After long consideration and acknowledgement that kids aint kids like they used to be, the US state of Ohio have decided to drop the age of driving to 8! The first boy to take advantage of the new law was an 8 year-old who after feeling pangs of h...
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Funny story: Maggie Gyllenhaal caught bitching about losing role to older woman after calling out Hollywood's discrimination against older women

Maggie Gyllenhaal caught bitching about losing role to older woman after calling out Hollywood's discrimination against older women

Hollywood - Two years ago Maggie Gyllenhaal made headlines after being told that at 37 she was too old to play the love interest of a leading man in his fifties. Mature-aged actresses have long complained of ageism in an industry that consistently ov...
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