Funny story: Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

As ISIS fighters seemed ready to take the town of Kobani on the Turkish border, Kurdish opposition said they were running out of ammunition. "Gee, that's too bad," said U.S. Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hegel. " I guess President Obama's coaliti...
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Ebola Virus Can Be Transmitted Through Internet Warns Hospital Worker

Public health officials have acknowledged the possibility that anyone could contract Ebola just by surfing the web; widening the possibility that anyone even just reading this article has probably contracted the killer disease. According to "Chubb...
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Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Denver, CO Popular and famed rap star and marijuana advocate Snoop Dogg announced that he is establishing residency in Colorado so that he could establish torun for Senate from Colorado. Snoop Dogg praised the state for its pro-marijuana stance an...
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Funny story: Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Barack Obama yesterday sent out a warning to George Clooney to return his Barbra Streissand CD in seven days or face the full force of Michelle Obama. "The CD is technically hers. I play it to relax with at the end of a day's droning, so I am missing...
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Funny story: Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Between 2006 and 2012, the wealthiest Americans became less generous with charitable donations, as a share of their total income, while lower- and middle-income Americans reached farther into their pockets as they witnessed the need for charity in th...
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Armless man caught masturbating on subway

A disturbing scene unfolded on the Los Angeles Metro Red Line Monday afternoon (Yes, L.A. actually does have mass transit), when an armless man began masturbating on the train in plain sight. The incident, which occurred around 4:30 PM between th...
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CDC Issues a Level 3 Warning Against the FNV, or FOX News Virus

ATLANTA, GA-The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) today issued a Level 3 warning against a new, potentially contagious virus it is calling FNV, or the FOX News Virus. The FNV, explained Dr. Samuel Grimes of the CDC, is highly communicable, especiall...
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Funny story: John Boner Switches Position On Gays

John Boner Switches Position On Gays

In the past, Speaker of The House of Representatives John Boner said," Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman," Boehner said. "All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. An...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...


 
Funny story: Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell

Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell

Two North Carolina Baptist pastors are observing President Jimmy Carter's 90th birthday by suggesting that he might go to hell for saying that Jesus wouldn't discriminate against LGBT people. Pastor David McManus accused Carter of embracing the "h...
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Funny story: L.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers

L.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers

In an effort to alleviate the worst traffic congestion in the nation, Los Angeles Mayor, Eric CarSeaty, today signed into law a ban on all cars on L.A.'s 400 square miles of freeways and streets. The "no car" law takes effect immediately and violator...
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Funny story: Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

After images of tank-like vehicles in Ferguson turned against ordinary citizens, many towns are trying to return military gear supplied by the Defense Department-and finding it impossible. The tanks came from a vast Defense Department program that...
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Funny story: Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

Republicans Use Hitler's Mein Kamph

"WASHINGTON With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are - from disease, terrorism or something unspoken and perhaps more ominous - central in their attacks against Democrats," says today's N...
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Funny story: Democrats, GOP Chiefs Advise Hong Kong Cops

Democrats, GOP Chiefs Advise Hong Kong Cops

At the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, in 2012, demonstrators and others were kept inside of a wire pen, which was classified as the approved "free speech zone." And police officers herded protestors and press into the huge cage.
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Funny story: CRISIS Rebels Rock Tinsel Town

CRISIS Rebels Rock Tinsel Town

The Los Angeles based separatist group, Celebrities Reaching for Identity, Scientology and an Independent State (CRISIS) announced via Twitter yesterday that the celebrity-rich coastal suburb of Pacific Palisades has seceded from the City of Los Ange...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars

Bill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars

Redmond, Washington Bill Gates, the richest man in the Universe, recently won two lotteries worth a combined $211 million dollars. "Mr. Gates has yet to pick up the money, or even call and make arrangements. It's almost like he doesn't care. Who...
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Funny story: New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

New CDC Alert Provides Election Day Strategy

Washington - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued an urgent advisory, calling on Americans to wash their hands carefully after voting in this year's midterm elections. The procedure is called the Pontius Pilate Gambit, af...
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