Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Funny story: Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump
Washington, DC A young sixth-grade boy, Frank Guacamole, who wrote to the President and asked if he could mow the White House lawn. Trump answered and said he could and got a big news story out of it. While mowing the lawn, Frank was followed by T...
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DREAMers To Adopt West Dakota As Their New State

Funny story: DREAMers To Adopt West Dakota As Their New State
Trump, WD - President Trump announced by tweet his agreement with "Chuck and Nancy" to permit the 700,000 DREAMers to relocate to a new state to officially become citizens. The new state boundaries are carved out of federal land located in the weste...
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Elderly spoof writer "mis-under estimates" entire generation!

Funny story: Elderly spoof writer "mis-under estimates" entire generation!
I have found that in my spoof writing that I have been particularly harsh when it comes to the generation known as...millennials. Yes, I have also spoofed my own generation but I suspect it has been with a much lighter tone and a more generous demean...
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Scary Clowns make a Resurgence - Seen stalking the halls of Whitehouse

Funny story: Scary Clowns make a Resurgence - Seen stalking the halls of Whitehouse
Codenamed by the FBI as Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, they are considered World Public Enemy Number 1 according to a report by every security and policing agency in the US and the EU. Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil are wanted for crimes against humanity...
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The trouble with people nowadays is....

Funny story: The trouble with people nowadays is....
Last week marked the zenith in Hillary Clinton's emergence from the Chappaqua woods in upstate New York, where she had been living in the forest after the election like some majestic woodland creature, only occasionally appearing in some adoring fan'...
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Explore Louisiana? Why?

Funny story: Explore Louisiana? Why?
Ignoring common sense and the United State constitution, President Thomas Jefferson recently diverted 15 million of your hard-earned tax dollars to buy less than a million square miles of uninhabitable desert, unplowable arid plains and impenetrable...
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Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception

Funny story: Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception
A deeply insulting silence fell over the UN Assembly after Trump.com™ failed joke. His beloved eminence is said to be outraged because, as he claimed, "it was the best joke in the entire history of the human race and those nasty mean mongrels...
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Nationally Known Writer Admits He's been Lying, that Most of his Lies for FAKE NEWS were in Fact "Pretty Much True"

Funny story: Nationally Known Writer Admits He's been Lying, that Most of his Lies for FAKE NEWS were in Fact "Pretty Much True"
Portland. A famous writer who's been engaged in fake news for the last three weeks now admits his stories were either (1) mostly true or (2) could be true if the circumstances fell into line. Ed Shnenneren, the writer, said, "I've been racked with...
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Breaking News...

Trump Will Stop Calling Gold Star Parents and Will Just Tweet Them Instead

The message will be the same: "He knew what he was signing" & "Sorry he was an unsuccesful soldier."
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Funny story: College Student Kicked Out for Not Being Black Enough

College Student Kicked Out for Not Being Black Enough

New York City, NY - A student was kicked out of his college this week for not being black enough. The former student checked the "Black" box on his college application and was counted as a minority when he was accepted. Once enrolled, the administra...
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Funny story: McCain 'No' Vote Explained; Brainwashed as POW

McCain 'No' Vote Explained; Brainwashed as POW

Speaking on condition of anonymity, CIA psychiatrists speculated that John McCain's decision to vote 'no' on the Republican Graham/Cassidy health bill was the result of subtle brainwashing during his extended confinement as a prisoner of war in North...
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Funny story: Parents Will Do Anything They Can To Discourage Son From Becoming A Lawyer

Parents Will Do Anything They Can To Discourage Son From Becoming A Lawyer

Fearing their son Darren would someday wear a suit, work long and arduous hours, make an obscene amount of money, as well as enemies, all while toting around a briefcase full of briefs, Mr. and Mrs. Parrot are doing everything in their power to disc...
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Funny story: Scientists Link Hillary Clinton to Global Warming, Low Sperm Counts, and Gay Frogs

Scientists Link Hillary Clinton to Global Warming, Low Sperm Counts, and Gay Frogs

ONLY IN AMERICA - Hillary Clinton again last week was dominating the main stream media spotlight with her "What Happened" book tour. Or, as some have dubbed it: "Hillary's Pity Party - I'm Unapologetic and still Relevant Tour". Book publisher Simon &...
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Funny story: After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes

After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes

HEAVEN--CNN reported today that God, after an intervention by Mary, Jesus, the Twelve Apostles, and Mother Theresa, will be attending anger management classes after his recent temper tantrums have devastated parts of the United States, the Caribbean,...
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Funny story: "President Trump Fixes Earth" is #1 Show in the Alpaha Centauri Galaxy

"President Trump Fixes Earth" is #1 Show in the Alpaha Centauri Galaxy

Washington, DC President Donald Trump was recently visited by a spaceship fron Alpha Centauri, to give him the Galaxy Award, an award to the top entertainment show in the (Alpha Centauri) galaxy. "Our people cannot get enough of the crazy Trump ad...
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Funny story: Trump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage

Trump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage

West New York, NJ - President Donald Trump "visited" Puerto Rico today by way of a satellite feed from West New York, New Jersey. Trump scheduled the visit amid claims that he cares more about stirring controversy with the NFL than about a U.S. terr...
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Funny story: A New President Fumbles The Jargon Of His Office

A New President Fumbles The Jargon Of His Office

President Trump is having difficulty learning the terminology associated with his office, proven when he recently said, "I could get the best marble for any floor amendment, 'marking up a bill' would depend upon my satisfaction of the work and I woul...
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