Trump Appoints Kim Kardashian To Head Arts Endowment

Funny story: Trump Appoints Kim Kardashian To Head Arts Endowment
Congress established the National Endowment for the Arts in 1965 as an independent agency of the federal government. To date, the NEA has awarded more than $5 billion to support artistic excellence, creativity, and innovation for the benefit of indiv...
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Trumpalope: Just A Chance Encounter Between Trump and An Antelope?

Funny story: Trumpalope: Just A Chance Encounter Between Trump and An Antelope?
BILLINGSGATE POST: The question as to whether Donald Trump is a New Age Centaur, or just the result of a chance encounter between a two-legged Trumpster and a four-legged antelope, is now being belted around the Beltway. Although most anthropologi...
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Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Funny story: Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia
Last night, the president-elect announced from Trump Headquarters that there was going to be a "mega bigly war" on two of the biggest world powers. He said that it is "time to show them who's boss." Mr Trump's speech is as follows: "Look, America,...
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Max Headroom Remembers Dating iphone's Siri In College

Funny story: Max Headroom Remembers Dating iphone's Siri In College
Los Angeles, CA - Max Headroom never imagined that the girl he once dated in college, a nerdy know-it-all named Siri, would go on to become the voice of Apple's iphone. We sat down with the '80's icon, who was dumbfounded by her success. "I j-j-j...
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Trump Calls First Cabinet Meeting; Rumor Passes Among New Cabinet Members That They Have to Bring A Cabinet to the Meeting

Funny story: Trump Calls First Cabinet Meeting; Rumor Passes Among New Cabinet Members That They Have to Bring A Cabinet to the Meeting
Washington, DC Trump called his first Cabinet meeting today. It is good that it was a trial meeting, to get the cabinet members ready for January, when the real Cabinet meetings will start. "It's a good thing for many reasons" said a Trump repres...
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English Bulldog Rescue Foundation Leaves Golden Retriever Stranded On Freeway

Funny story: English Bulldog Rescue Foundation Leaves Golden Retriever Stranded On Freeway
"It was horrific", said one woman, her arms crossed, eyes filled with pain. Just over the knoll loomed a grotesque scene, a heartbreaking tragedy, a dead golden retriever, struck by a vehicle on the interstate. "Just lucky no one else got hurt",...
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Electors elect George Soros President, Henry Kissinger Vice President

Funny story: Electors elect George Soros President, Henry Kissinger Vice President
USA - Exit polls conducted by MSNBC Monday determined that Trump will not become President after all. Ms. Aroma Pour, veteran reporter with MSNBC, interviewed a Mr. Trey Tour, one of the exiting Electors. According to Tour, the CIA visited the E...
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Loud mouth Grandma held hostage before Christmas holiday

Funny story: Loud mouth Grandma held hostage before Christmas holiday
It was an act of deperation…the family said. They felt the need to protect the innocent. "When Grandma goes off no one is safe. The last time they elected a republican to the white house, she filled the thanksgiving turkey with buckshot…too bad i...
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Harloton, Montana Emerald Kazoo & Spoons Band Drops Out of Trump Inaugural Celebration

With the exodus of the Kazoo & Spoon Band this still leaves Toby Keith & Frontmen of Country-YEEHAA!
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Funny story: The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

Today electors meet to confirm the winner of the 2016 presidential election--or will they? The latest: Mr. Podesta states Mr. Putin is responsible with his sinister, if not evil, actions to turn Mr. Trump into a "lapdog." Why? Beyond interferen...
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Funny story: Marvin Gaye: "Aint No Wall High Enough"... Trump To Build Moat Instead

Marvin Gaye: "Aint No Wall High Enough"... Trump To Build Moat Instead

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a press conference yesterday, Donald Trump was asked once again by George Staphylococcus if he still intended to build a wall between Mexico and the USA. "George, I'm glad you asked that question. As a matter of fact, I hav...
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Funny story: Twenty ways you can tell if your man is going "Gropensteinian"

Twenty ways you can tell if your man is going "Gropensteinian"

So neither you nor your significant other voted. You were going to, but just didn't have the time. After working all day, getting your nails done after work, then after a tough workout at the gym, you were just too exhausted to go to the voti...
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Funny story: New Book Released By Trump; Autograph Signing to be held at UCLA

New Book Released By Trump; Autograph Signing to be held at UCLA

President-elect Donald Trump announced on twitter last night that he was going to release a new book titled "How to Become a Billionaire President, The Donald Trump Story." He tweeted all about how excited he was about the new book, and how it would...
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Funny story: Texas Legislature Orders Sperm Emissions to be Buried or Creamated

Texas Legislature Orders Sperm Emissions to be Buried or Creamated

AUSTIN--Gov. Greg Abbott signed into law what the Texas legislature has deemed the "Save Our Sperm Law," which, Abbott said after signing the legislation, "will give voice to the unconcepted among us." The new law (in part an addition to Texas Adm...
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Funny story: Hillary Wins All Electoral Votes Due to Recount Based on IQ

Hillary Wins All Electoral Votes Due to Recount Based on IQ

In a stunning development Hillary Clinton has won 100% of the Electoral College votes. Not since George Washington's first two terms has any president won in this fashion. It all started when Hillary tweeted Donald, "I may have lost but my voters a...
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Funny story: Trump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

Trump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

Last night, president-elect Donald Trump announced at his rally that he was going to "do something" about all of the immigrants. Mr. Trump announced well into his speech last night that he was going to "take away the chance of citizenship of anyone...
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Funny story: Electoral College Formally Declares General Public as Loser of Election

Electoral College Formally Declares General Public as Loser of Election

The Electoral College came together again on Monday to honor the age-old tradition of pissing off approximately 50% of the population. Similar methods of cultural division have been tried out over the years such as the Twilight Book Series and th...
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