After Extreme Makeovers, Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hold Press Briefings on Camera, with Sound

Funny story: After Extreme Makeovers, Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hold Press Briefings on Camera, with Sound
WASHINGTON, D. C.--President Donald Trump, who had formerly called his Press Secretary and Deputy Press Secretary "too fat and ugly" to appear on camera, has tweeted that both Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders will again, after the duo's extr...
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Man awakens from 15 year coma and first thing he sees is Trump.com™ press conference - asks to be immediately put back into coma

Funny story: Man awakens from 15 year coma and first thing he sees is Trump.com™ press conference - asks to be immediately put back into coma
A man who was put in a coma after an accident just after Bushes Iraqi invasion has awoken in his hospital bed. Sadly it seems that someone in the room had Fox and Colluders showing Trump.com™ latest round of flaccid denials about Russia. He...
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New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

Funny story: New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee
New York City, NY - Women across New York City now require breakup fees before they agree to a second date. The women can demand the fee payment only if the relationship doesn't work out. "It goes like this," said one woman who asked not to be n...
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Mitch McConnell Wants Healthcare Passed Before Winter Hibernation

Funny story: Mitch McConnell Wants Healthcare Passed Before Winter Hibernation
Box Turtles in Kentucky stop eating and start getting sluggish sometime in the month of October, and that's why Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell desperately needs to pass an alternative to Obamacare by September. Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell...
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Trump Trainwreck Tweeting Toward Termination

Funny story: Trump Trainwreck Tweeting Toward Termination
Americans citizens are gathering in town squares, gas stations, school auditoriums, coffee houses and talk shows throughout the country, scratching their collective heads and questioning whether they are occupying some form of sleeping, nightmare, tw...
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Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins

Funny story: Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins
Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to both, they are able to fully...
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Mexico is exporting fags into Africa

Funny story: Mexico is exporting fags into Africa
A Mexican multinational company best known for Delicados fags, has developed a corporate strategy to flood Africa with over a millions fags using fancy commercials like: "Africa, it's time to put a long Mexican fag into your mouth to savor the flavor...
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Donald Junior and Veselnitskaya case to get "Smoking Bun 2017" Award

Funny story: Donald Junior and Veselnitskaya case to get "Smoking Bun 2017" Award
In response to the latest deviltry committed by the Kremlin to put its stooge Donald Trump into the presidency, Donald Junior now stands acquitted. True, he was caught red-faced for being enthused that dirt might be available on Hillary Clinton, f...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

After Mini Donald released emails implicating himself in the secret back channel pipeline of gravy from a certain fast food chain to Chris Christie's Govorner's mansion, White House aides have started a whisper campaign saying that Donald Jr. is not...
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Funny story: Sinkhole Swallows the White House

Sinkhole Swallows the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Residents are being evacuated from the White House due to a massive sinkhole that's already swallowed much of the Trump Administration. CNN reports that a depression the size of the Trump estate at Mar-a-Lago formed at around 8:...
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Funny story: Mueller issues indictments!

Mueller issues indictments!

Associated Press, June 11, 2018. Special Counsel Robert Mueller announced that a federal grand jury has indicted Donald Trump, Jr., Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner and four others, for obstruction of justice and conspiring with a foreign power to inter...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ lawyer lobbies President for Navy Seal Black ops against Bitch who sent him an email

Trump.com™ lawyer lobbies President for Navy Seal Black ops against Bitch who sent him an email

An outrageous attack from an unidentified terrorist who sent an unpatriotic email after 10pm will be dealt with a presidential order for a Navy Seal Black Ops strike. Worse this the unpatriotic terrorist is allegedly also harboring cats with unpaid...
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Funny story: New Laws Have A Point (that will be pressed into your stomach)

New Laws Have A Point (that will be pressed into your stomach)

In an attempt to combat the relentless stream of mass shootings the God fearing state of Texas has decided that, from September, it will be perfectly legal to carry swords and knives openly on the street. We at Back and to the Left news hope that in...
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Funny story: Joey Walnuts eats 72 Rockey Mountain Oysters to win Nathan's Famous title

Joey Walnuts eats 72 Rockey Mountain Oysters to win Nathan's Famous title

Joey Walnuts continues to astonishing the world of competitive eating with his title as Rockey Mountain Oyster King. On Tuesday, the 21-year-old genius won the Nathan's Rockey Mountain Oysters Contest for the 10th time, breaking his own record by...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ ditches Pence in favour of Putin for 2020 RussMerica™ ticket

Trump.com™ ditches Pence in favour of Putin for 2020 RussMerica™ ticket

Following the recent spate of the best deals in the world with Putin, Trump.com™ is to ditch Pence from the Republican Ticket for the RussMerica™ 2020 race. After what has become known as the G20 Bromance deal, the administration is la...
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Funny story: After failure of TrumpNoCare.com™ a presidential order to make pregnant democrats ineligble for health cover signed

After failure of TrumpNoCare.com™ a presidential order to make pregnant democrats ineligble for health cover signed

After the outrageous insult to our great magnificent, all knowing, benevolent, spiritually enlightened, marvelous President by the non-conforming Republican Senators Trump.com™ has vowed to destroy healthcare for democrat women as revenge. W...
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