Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions Wins Big

Funny story: Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions Wins Big
The U.S. Supreme Court handed the Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions a clear victory yesterday by defining a labor union as "one or more people doing more or less the same thing." The landmark case of BEU vs. Clive Nuevo, gave the BEU the right to...
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The Griswolds are moving into the White House

Funny story: The Griswolds are moving into the White House
Fictional family, the Griswolds are set to move into the White House today. Clarke, Elaine, Rusty, Audrey, and various grand-parents are all moving into 1600. A Christmas Tree, far too big for the house, thousands of Christmas tree lights and deco...
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Trump Complains That Media Underestimated Size of His Inauguration Crowd

Funny story: Trump Complains That Media Underestimated Size of His Inauguration Crowd
Washington, DC Newly-sworn in U.S. President Donald Trump spent a lot of his first full day as President complaining and tweeting that the media underestimated the size of his Inauguration crowd. "It's because they are all jealous at the HUGE amo...
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Trump staff flees White House, Melania follows after Trump 3:AM tweets!

Funny story: Trump staff flees White House, Melania follows after Trump 3:AM tweets!
The major news organizations are reporting this morning that the entire staff of the White House was observed fleeing the White house with luggage and belongings after President Trump started tweeting at 3:AM this morning. Later in the day Melania wa...
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Trump Stuns Inaugural Crowd with Horrifying Speech

Funny story: Trump Stuns Inaugural Crowd with Horrifying Speech
On Friday, January 20th of 2017, Donald J. Trump was sworn in as 45th president of the United States. Although the turnout was small in comparison to previous presidential ceremonies, thousands of supporters were in attendance, as well as most of Was...
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White House Insists Size Does Matter, Singles Out Pregnant Spoof Reporter

Funny story: White House Insists Size Does Matter, Singles Out Pregnant Spoof Reporter
In the alternate universe of Donald Trump and his supporters, the facts are whatever they say they are, so after the media reported that the throngs of anti-Trump protesters in DC outnumbered the crowds in town for the President's inauguration, the W...
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Trump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In

Funny story: Trump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In
Washington, DC…America's newly inaugurated leader has not forgotten his minions. President Donald Trump is giving a paint by number portrait of himself to every American household, to commemorate the activation of his administration. "This gift is...
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Piece Corps formed:  Make  America  Laugh Again!

Funny story: Piece Corps formed:  Make  America  Laugh Again!
The  Associated Press is reporting this morning that a new organization calling itself, The Piece Corps, has blossomed in a matter of days to hundreds of cities across the US and has chapters in Europe, China, Mexico and the Middle East. The repor...
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Randy Quaid's act unconvincing

Has-been actor Randy Quaid was arrested at the border when, according to Mounties, he tried to impersonate a Canuck in order to illegally enter Canada. (The U. S. doesn't want him, either.)
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Funny story: Trump Dismisses Onion Stories on Presidential Election and Trump Genitals as "Fake News"

Trump Dismisses Onion Stories on Presidential Election and Trump Genitals as "Fake News"

Newly inaugurated United States President Donald Trump recently dismissed a series of articles published The Onion on the subject of Trump, his election, and the state of his genitals as "fake news, crafted by a bunch of nasty, mean-spirited bullies.
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Funny story: 70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!

70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!

Mr Lawrence Ripple (Name not changed for legal reasons; this story is just so ridiculous it's true!) from Kansas, USA, decided to rob a local bank; not because he was destitute, bankrupt or just wanted to escape Trump bullshit, no! He robbed the b...
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Funny story: Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...
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Funny story: 4 Million Pets Voted Illegally According To ASPCA

4 Million Pets Voted Illegally According To ASPCA

One of the largest cases of voter fraud in the history of the US has unraveled after an election worker discovered that a dog was registered to vote in his district in the 2016 elections. The scheme came to light when Swen Hootman, an election vol...
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Funny story: Florida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election

Florida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election

A Florida journalist who died tragically in Miami in 2012 during what was dubbed "a strip club pole-dancing accident involving a D-list female celebrity," has informed the White House he is willing to testify about his illegal vote for Hillary Clinto...
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Funny story: Trump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore

Trump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore

Donald Trump has announced that his next plan is to have his visage sculpted onto Mt. Rushmore. A 60-foot-tall replica of Trump's face will join George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln, making his the fifth sc...
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Funny story: Donald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border

Donald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border

U.S. - Mexican Border "A momentous occasion for American democracy" as described by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer happened today in the desert of the American Southwest. There we saw the laying of the foundation of the border Wahl that...
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Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...
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