Trump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue

Funny story: Trump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue
President Trump today announced a plan to tackle antisemitism in America. With bomb threats to Jewish centers and cemetery desecration, many have been critical of the president's underwhelming response to the issue. Today however, the President spoke...
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Trump Offers Evidence That Obama Spied On Him--Even Though Trump Doesn't Know What "Evidence" Really Is

Funny story: Trump Offers Evidence That Obama Spied On Him--Even Though Trump Doesn't Know What "Evidence" Really Is
Washington, DC President Donald Trump tweeted at 3:30 this morning that he would provide evidence that Obama had spied on him at a press conference this morning. UPDATE: President Trump held a press conference this morning and said, "My evidence t...
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Obama Admits He Booby-Trapped The Presidency

Funny story: Obama Admits He Booby-Trapped The Presidency
Former president Barrack Obama finally broke cover and confessed to Access Hollywood corespondent Jill Martin that he engineered many of the problems plaguing President Trump. "The Michael Flynn scandal, Obamacare entrenchment, The FBI wire taps--...
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Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."
Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternative vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant,...
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Michael Moore Denies Having Sex With Dolly The Sheep

Funny story: Michael Moore Denies Having Sex With Dolly The Sheep
BILLINGSGATE POST: It was 1996 when Dolly the Sheep was first cloned by the CSOGBGW (Cloning Scientists Of Great Britain Gone Wild). Since then, attempts to make copies of Fahrenheit 911 producer, Michael Moore, have had mixed success. The hog-...
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D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

Funny story: D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children
Washington D.C.- Anonymous leakers report that the move to arrest high level government officials, representatives, senators, and judges for crimes related to pedophilia has been thwarted by a secret petition signed by one third the population of the...
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Town Suspicious Of Man's Fancy Shirt

Funny story: Town Suspicious Of Man's Fancy Shirt
DEVILS LAKE, ND - Reporting flagrant use of paisley and too many colors, residents of this quiet resort town have raised alarm at the bold fashion statement made by recent transplant Steven Hoey, seen last night wearing the flamboyant shirt. Local w...
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Trump Goes Back on Word and Enforces Federal Marijuana Laws

Funny story: Trump Goes Back on Word and Enforces Federal Marijuana Laws
Washington, DC Women, Transgender, Democrats, Mitt Romney, and Immigrant Marchers Against Trump were joined by the Marijuana Growers and Retailers Union from 12 different states over the weekend, after they made a few wrong turns. It was assumed tha...
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Funny story: Every New TV Comes with a Teenager

Every New TV Comes with a Teenager

Tokyo, Japan - A consortium of Japanese companies has agreed to provide a teenager for every new television purchased. The offer also extends to computers and any other technology device if the value exceeds $1,000. "We understand that mainstream...
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Funny story: DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

Cathedral City, CA - Spiderman, Batman and Superman need to step aside. Forget Sponge Bob too. Trump Piñatas are all the rage. So much so that the Democratic National Committee now sells Trump Piñatas for birthday parties. "You can order the...
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Funny story: White House Intruder Is Chris Christie

White House Intruder Is Chris Christie

When Secret Service agents caught a half naked man trying to sneak in to the White House at midnight with a backpack, they suspected a terrorist attack or an unstable person. Amazingly, Secret Service agents didn't recognize the man who repeatedly sa...
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Funny story: American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

West Bend, IN, U.S. (Reuters) Michael Barnett, an electrical engineer from West Bend, Indiana, and his wife, Christy, have planned a vacation to Europe after 22 years of marriage. Christy Barnett posted to her Facebook page a video of her reaction w...
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Funny story: Contestant in "The Bachelorette" Comes Forth with Stunning Revelation, Asks for Compassion and Understanding

Contestant in "The Bachelorette" Comes Forth with Stunning Revelation, Asks for Compassion and Understanding

Hollywood - During the third episode of the current Bachelorette series last evening, one of the men in the final group of 16 contestants, still in the competition after three rose ceremonies, has come forward with a shocking confession in a conversa...
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Funny story: Local High School Student Suspended After Confusing Balzac with Ballsack

Local High School Student Suspended After Confusing Balzac with Ballsack

Sweatynton, NJ (Associated Press) An 11th grade student from Grover Cleveland High School was suspended yesterday after apparently confusing the name of the French author Honoré de Balzac with "honorary ballsack." The student, whose name isn't be...
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Funny story: German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

Colorado Springs (Denver Post): Four German Shepard puppies apparently committed suicide yesterday after their owner allowed her two and a half year old toddler to name the dogs. All four puppies jumped out an open window, ran six blocks, and threw...
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Funny story: "An Immodest Proposal: Leak of Sensitive Document"

"An Immodest Proposal: Leak of Sensitive Document"

An unidentified source working for a junior congressperson in the Capitol building has provided this reporter with an addendum to the American Healthcare Act. The full text is given below: H.R. xxxxxx-An Addendum to the American Healthcare Act...
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