Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Funny story: Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!
Las Vegas, 08.11.2017: It was a gamble (boom boom) in the gambling mecca of the world to start experimenting with self-driving buses shuttling gamblers back and forward from their one-arm-bandits to roulette tables in the city! The thing crashed o...
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Climate Change Real Only if Obama Says it Is Not, Insists Trump

Funny story: Climate Change Real Only if Obama Says it Is Not, Insists Trump
President Trump is having second thoughts about signing the Paris climate deal. Apparently, this sudden change of heart happened after private investigators, hired by the President, overheard former president Obama saying that "there's no such thi...
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Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Funny story: Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue
Yale University - The Dean of Yale's Pierson College, Phallus Blanco, has responded to complaints surrounding his hanging portraits of white men in the residence halls. As reported previously (Click to read) "Yale college removes portraits of wh...
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Roy Moore: An Entire Nation Bemoans Media Attack on Visionary, Insightful Leader

Funny story: Roy Moore: An Entire Nation Bemoans Media Attack on Visionary, Insightful Leader
Mobile, Alabama - Republican voters, politicians and commentators in Alabama and across the country are stunned and disappointed by the Washington Post story detailing possible sexual abuse by Senate candidate Roy Moore of a young teenager 40 years a...
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"Mmmm, Tofurky!' Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week before Thanksgiving

Funny story: "Mmmm, Tofurky!' Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week before Thanksgiving
Clearly feeling the heat as he approached his looming slaughter at the age of six weeks, a bloated five-week-old teenage turkey desperately attempted to talk up the appeal of "mock meats" like the widely popular soy-based Tofurky. "Mmmm, Tofurky!"...
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Alabamians Vote in Alleged Serial Killer Judge Roger Ray Morris as Their New Senator

Funny story: Alabamians Vote in Alleged Serial Killer Judge Roger Ray Morris as Their New Senator
AL--Alleged serial killer Judge Roger Ray Morris, who maintains the nine bodies buried in his basement were already there when he moved in, won an election on Tuesday against Democrat Doug Jones. Morris, who is out on bail pending an investigation...
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God Sorry for Not Noticing Gunman Creeping Around Church

Funny story: God Sorry for Not Noticing Gunman Creeping Around Church
In a rare public appearance, God has apologized for not noticing Devin Patrick Kelley creeping up to the church armed with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle. God says he was distracted by all the lovely prayers coming from inside the church. "The par...
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Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Funny story: Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments
Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...
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Funny story: Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

In preparation for the 2018 election, former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein moved his personal residence to Alabama and expressed keen interest in becoming the state's next Governor. The move surprised many, as Weinstein never showed much interest in...
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Funny story: Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

New charges in the Harvey Weinstein case show that Weinstein's neighbor's poodle, Rex, has filed a harassment suit against the former movie mogul. The poodle is alleging that Weinstein forced his way through a hedge separating the two properties a...
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Funny story: Donald Trump told to start using his indoor voice

Donald Trump told to start using his indoor voice

US President and chief ompalumpa Donald Trump has been told to start using his indoor voice when speaking, and not his outdoor voice. The leader is known for his shyness and self-effacing ways, but his outdoor voice gets him into trouble, and when...
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Funny story: Little Known Stories of Remarkable U. S. Presidential Moments

Little Known Stories of Remarkable U. S. Presidential Moments

George Saunders's recent book, Lincoln in the Bardo, recounts how the 16th President spent some time in a Washington cemetery mausoleum after the death of his son Willie, being pestered by quirky ghosts. Yet, this is only the latest in a long line o...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Following news of all sorts, it appears that the internal monologue that informs all of Donald Trumps tweets, vocal utterings and though patterns is to be switched of, at the suggestion of both congress, and the American public at large. Professor...
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Funny story: Feline Victim of Parisian Sexual Predator Comes Forward After 70 Years of Silence

Feline Victim of Parisian Sexual Predator Comes Forward After 70 Years of Silence

Paris, France - Penelope the Cat, now 90 years old, has come forth with the stunning revelation that renowned French celebrity Pepe Le Pew assaulted her numerous times in the late 40s. The unwanted advances took place at several locations in Fra...
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Funny story: Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump

Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump

Washington, DC Several people in Trump's adminstration have come forward to the FBI and offered to talk and name names in return for amnesty. "I'm not sure what Trump's even done, but I know whatever it is, it isn't good. I know I don't want to ge...
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Funny story: "Mmm, Tofurky!" Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week Before Thanksgiving

"Mmm, Tofurky!" Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week Before Thanksgiving

Clearly feeling the heat as he approached his looming slaughter at the age of six weeks, a bloated five-week-old teenage turkey desperately attempted to talk up the appeal of "mock meats" like the widely popular soy-based Tofurky. "Mmmm, Tofurky!"...
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