Funny story: EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

WASHINGTON, DC - Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume. But some are saying the proposed ordinance does not go far enough. The new law, if eventual...
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New Water Commissioner Announced

Manfred, New Hampshire - This small town of 750 has finally found a replacement for Bill Hicks, the 92 year old member of the local water commission who suffered a massive stroke during a commission meeting last February. Ms. Jean Seymore, a local r...
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Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

As someone interested in boosting his own health and the health of the planet, health-conscious environmentalist Luke Jameson decided to kill two birds with one stone by going vegan. Luke was first inspired to go vegan when he learned that animal...
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Faces Possible Execution As Email Scandal Grows - "Could Get The Chair," says Bill

Hilary Clinton Faces Possible Execution As Email Scandal Grows - "Could Get The Chair," says Bill

Washington DC - It turns out Hilary Clinton took her life in her hands when she decided to opt out of using her .gov email as Secretary of State. According to a hitherto obscure subsection of a Civil War Era statute, she could face possible executio...
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Funny story: Religion is wrong again

Religion is wrong again

Planet Z- On the green planet of Zorro 9, in outer space, a group of religious fanatics complain they will not apply for a business license. In the Prefecture of Nagano, in the country of Australia, the worshipers of the Sun God "Krunk" say they...
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The Church of Scientism opens it's first house of worship

Australia- It is an "Advanced Church" facility, one of five in the world that trains the senior ministers for the churches in the rest of Australia, Japan, New Zealand and Taiwan. The 3.5ha of land in West Chatswood cost the church $37million and...
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Ted Cruz Addresses the "Two Americas"

HOUSTON, TX--Aspiring presidential candidate and Tea Party darling Ted Cruz has taken a page from left-leaning populist and one-time presidential candidate John Edwards, to draw attention to what he is calling the "two Americas," comprising, in his v...
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Funny story: Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Washington DC - Big time Democratic blood and organ donors vowed to "up their game" in the face of attacks on Hilary Clinton. "I'll give her my other kidney," said the Chairman of the Organs For Hilary Campaign, Zachary Brown "We don't have bea...
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Plans for Bergdahl Post-CourtMartial Leaked

Another leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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Funny story: United States Issues Harsh New Sanctions Against Venezuela

United States Issues Harsh New Sanctions Against Venezuela

Washington DC - Speaking to a gathering of mentally challenged high school students at a flagship Washington DC vocational charter school, President Obama announced new sanctions against Venezuela, citing Venezuela's "inflammatory" rhetoric. "The...
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Funny story: Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing US Secretary of the Treasury. Jack Lew, to replace George Washington with Harriet Tubman on the dollar bill. Harriet Tubman (1822 - 1913) was a black abolitionist,...
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Funny story: US To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis

US To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis

General Craig Filner made public Monday that the US has weighed its options, and has decided it will be sending forces into the Bahamas in the coming days. The military act is believed to be in response to the Vladimir Putin decision of sending R...
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Funny story: Justice Department Preparing Lawsuit Against Polar Bear Conservation Group

Justice Department Preparing Lawsuit Against Polar Bear Conservation Group

WASHINGTON, DC - The Justice Department is preparing to bring a lawsuit against polar bear conservationists Polar Bear Lovers over a pattern of racially discriminatory tactics. Attorney General Eric Holder said this week he expects to announce the...
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Funny story: FarceBook bans genitals, buttocks, nipples and assholes, Spoof editor reacts

FarceBook bans genitals, buttocks, nipples and assholes, Spoof editor reacts

Cyberspace - The editor of a satirical online organ has reacted to headlines about sexually explicit apertures spamming the site. TheSpoof.com's fearless editor says he's banning selfies of full-blown assholes - whether digitally enhanced or snot.
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Funny story: 12 out of 10 Americans Don't Believe in Statistics

12 out of 10 Americans Don't Believe in Statistics

ATLANTA, GA - According to a recent poll completed by The Atlanta Constipation, 12 out of 10 Americans don't believe in statistics. Some of the other interesting numbers in the poll: 68% of US citizens support child vaccines while 86% are oppos...
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Funny story: Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Ah, yes. Elections. The only thing more American than that is a morbidly obese 40 year old drunk man carrying an assault rifle; yelling at immigrants. Boy, we really let our forefathers down. Around 65 people are potential candidates for presiden...
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Funny story: Critic of Hilary Email Controversy Critics: Infrastructure Falling Apart

Critic of Hilary Email Controversy Critics: Infrastructure Falling Apart

Washington DC - Making the rounds on the major news networks, former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell mocked the press''s fixation on Former Secretary of State Clinton hiding her emails and said "infrastructure" is falling apart. "Our sewage lines...
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