In a peculiar move NASA has announced it plans on bombing the moon with a minivan piloted by a housewife chatting on her cell phone while making a late left turn on a yellow.
The minivan is expected to hit the moon at 6,000 miles per hour and advance man's knowledge regarding whether or not the moon has any traces of water below it's surface leaving the door open that life may once have existing there in the past.
The pilot of the minivan is reported to be the wife of NASA administrator Ted Williams.
A frustrated Williams says he has tried to reign in his wife from her reckless driving countless number of times.
If successful he hopes the moon mission may finally break his wife of her "bad driving habits and help advance science at the same time."