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Sunday, 18 October 2009

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Sweeping the Algarve in May 2007

Praia da Illuzion - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Kidnap investigators are demanding answers amid astonishing preliminary analysis of US spy-in-the-sky satellite footage.

Unconfirmed reports claim to show 'a child running from the McCann Ocean Club Apartment 5A' towards the Tapas Bar where Kate and Gerry McCann were supping with their friends.

Madeleine McCann disappeared in May 2007 on the seventh night of a family holiday when her parents were wining and dining at their usual evening retreat across the road from the Ocean Club accommodation.

A recent request to the US National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency asked for May 2007 archive footage of Algarve area sweeps following Madeleine McCann's mystery disappearance.

Police initially dismissed the possibility that Maddie may have woken up in the evening and gone looking for her parents after finding herself alone in the apartment with only her two year-old twin siblings for company.

Clarence Mitchell is the McCanns' PR man.

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