Funny story: Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Pearly Gate, Celestial City, Heaven - Yesterday, Sister Mary Jo, resident here these past 40 years since she drowned in an auto "accident", received a surprise visitor. A former Congressman, who for legal reasons will remain nameless, was given a...
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Funny story: King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

San Antonio, Texas - His Most Christian Majesty, King Paul Emery Washington, Ruler of America, Protector of Canada, Lord of Mexico, Duke of Hawaii and the Pacific Isles, and Emperor of the Middle East, is alleged to be afflicted with Alzheimer's dise...
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Funny story: Pentagon hacker's tweets lead to arrest of NASA astrophysicist and Hadron Collider boffin

Pentagon hacker's tweets lead to arrest of NASA astrophysicist and Hadron Collider boffin

Washington - (The Third Man, Twice Removed): Today's arrest of top NASA astrophysicist Stewart David Nozette has been linked to the FBI's bugging of Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon according to a Georgetown rap sheet. Nozette, 52, was busted after p...
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Funny story: Dictators hail Israeli Peace Plan

Dictators hail Israeli Peace Plan

TEL AVIV, Zion - This past summer, Zionist Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave his approval to a sovereign Palestinian state. He said, "I call on you, our Palestinian neighbors, and to the leadership of the Palestinian Authority: Let us begin peac...
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Funny story: Spoof's Own Madame Bitters to Be New Voice of London' s Undergound Tubes!

Spoof's Own Madame Bitters to Be New Voice of London' s Undergound Tubes!

The London Tube Consortium, LLC, today announced the replacement of long time Tube Commentator Emma Clarke, with the fresh new voice of Madame Bitters, a sometimes blues singer, cake baker, and all around female voice, and conscience, of The Spoof.Co...
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Funny story: The cover up over the Irish Sea Green Glow

The cover up over the Irish Sea Green Glow

The Green Glow in the Irish sea isn't what we're being told it is. It isn't bioluminescence and its not phosphorescence. Its sea monsters. Lots of sea monsters with googly eyes and ribbon like tails with hooks on. Eye witnesses say they look like...
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Funny story: The X-Factor - Cheryl And Whitney - The Truth Will Out

The X-Factor - Cheryl And Whitney - The Truth Will Out

Unconvinced by events on Sunday's live X-Factor show, your favourite reporter decided to dig a little deeper and bring you the truth behind the glamour and glitz, whatever the cost. Firstly, Cheryl Cole. Did she sing live? Well, yes and no.
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Funny story: US Military To Use Remote Controlled Beetles To Bug Conversations

US Military To Use Remote Controlled Beetles To Bug Conversations

Sssh! Be very careful, you may be a victim of the US military's latest weapon in the war on terror. Remote controlled beetles are to be used to listen in to conversations. Next time you go to a party and you see Ringo Starr wandering around the r...
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Funny story: Jan Moir Has A Right To An Opinion, Pacifist Insists

Jan Moir Has A Right To An Opinion, Pacifist Insists

Leading pacifist inactivist, Goldie Doubloon today hit out at critics of Mail journo Jan Moir, who was slated for criticising the lifestyle of Boyzone's deceased singer, Stephen Gately, and allegedly subjected to an internet hate campaign. "It's a...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Tabbed to Be New Homework Czar

Stephen Hawking Tabbed to Be New Homework Czar

Famous mathematician and scientist Stephen Hawking has been chosen as the new Homework Czar by President Barack Obama. Hawking will join the growing list of presidential appointees who will all make more than $250,000 a year and receive full benefit...
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Funny story: David Beckham Spotted On Toilet Door In Glasgow Ikea

David Beckham Spotted On Toilet Door In Glasgow Ikea

David Beckham has been spotted on a toilet door in Glasgow. The mysterious bearded face appeared on the toilet door at the city's branch of Ikea. At first people thought it might be Jesus, but then it dawned on locals that the image was of a far grea...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Feud Between Aaron Carter and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Heats Up

Dancing With The Stars Feud Between Aaron Carter and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Heats Up

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey recently had Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield on her daytime talk show and the two boxers finally settled their 12-year ear-biting feud. Now Miss O will probably need to schedule DWTS 'Bad Boy of The Ballro...
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Funny story: Does Being Gay Make You Twitter?

Does Being Gay Make You Twitter?

The phenomenon known as twittering may be linked to homosexuality, scientists have suggested. Studies carried out at the Wellingborough Institute of Sexuality has linked twittering to middle aged camp comedians who cannot avoid being in the news.
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Funny story: No hair for Moir

No hair for Moir

Breaking news from Denmark today impacted upon the Jan Moir/Stephen Gatley debacle in the UK today. A spokesperson for the a Denmark based plastic brick making company ARMO today confirmed that it was in fact the supplier of 'building-block hair...
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Funny story: Chiles rushed to hospital for charisma transplant

Chiles rushed to hospital for charisma transplant

One Show presenter Adrian Chiles was rushed to hospital this evening after suffering a complete personality breakdown. The Brummie, the BBC's second highest-paid presenter (after J Ross) was at first suspected of having caught a severe case of Rab...
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Funny story: Warning over diabetes 'timebomb'

Warning over diabetes 'timebomb'

"It's time for all of us to get serious about our health if we want to have any chance of defusing the ticking time bomb of Type 2 diabetes" - Jane-Claire Judson, Diabetes UK Scotland Since the end of the cold war, experts have found that large am...
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Funny story: Alcohol Pricing Unfair

Alcohol Pricing Unfair

In a bid to combat the media coverage received by northern doctors, doctors from the south of England are campaigning for alcohol breaks for the retired and very young. Dr. Peter Grimson from one children's hospital feels those falling outside of...
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Funny story: Halt! Who goes bare?

Halt! Who goes bare?

Government plans to streamline the police/terrorist/catchum/beatum interface were last night called into question when it was revealed that 'plastic policemen' better known to a few governmental quangos, and no bugger else, as "Police Community Suppo...
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Funny story: New "Pee-A-Lot" Travel Centers To Open Every Thirty Miles On Interstates

New "Pee-A-Lot" Travel Centers To Open Every Thirty Miles On Interstates

Persons of older age or with more senstitive bladders will no longer have to pee in coke bottles, beside their car, behind billboards or bushes, or be in pain "holding it" until the next rest stop. Pee-A-Lot Travel Centers have announced plans to bu...
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Funny story: Brian Ferry To Become Football Referee

Brian Ferry To Become Football Referee

Roxy Music frontman Brian Ferry has revealed that he is studying to become a football referee. The recent fall in standards has led Ferry, a keen football fan, to seek to change things. "It's time we made the game more professional. I think that some...
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Funny story: The "Peace of Pizza" saga!

The "Peace of Pizza" saga!

Recoiling global "Pizza Bakers" are shocked at the massive attention being given to them recently by the satirical press. From the deep, very dark, sinister minds of sleuth, spoof writers reaching the 4 corners of the planet "Pizza Bakers" are in the limelight and actually don't know how to handle their newly found fame! Once upon a time it was a toss, a Margherita, tuna fish Spezielle, etc,...
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Funny story: Did Ludovic Kennedy Die Of Natural Causes?

Did Ludovic Kennedy Die Of Natural Causes?

The veteran broadcaster Ludovic Kennedy was found dead earlier today. Police have said that he died of natural causes, but there was nothing natural about his death. Ludovic was an old man. Look at the death figures for old men. They are far more lik...
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Funny story: Afghanistan's Got Talent

Afghanistan's Got Talent

Since the war in Afghanistan has reached a Viet Nam quagmire, as the Bush Mission Unaccomplished, the White House has decided to move to plan B with Afghanistan's Got Talent. Britain's Got Talent had world attention focussed on Susan Boyle, and i...
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Funny story: Flash Gordon Brown, Saviour Of The Universe

Flash Gordon Brown, Saviour Of The Universe

The story so far: Flash Brown, ace rugby player and all round sports hero has been blasted deep into space by Dr Hans Mandelson, a mad scientist. Also on board the space craft is Dale Harman, a beautiful news reporter. They have landed on the planet Westminster, a dangerous and hostile land........ Flash: Keep together, I've noticed some fiscal easing at work on this place. Without post indigen...
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Funny story: For The UK There Is No Plan B

For The UK There Is No Plan B

The people of Britain were today told that at the next General Election there can be no Plan B. Put quite simply, Plan B, or Gordon From Outer Space, must not be an option. The human, ecological and economic impact of failure is just too great. Faili...
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Funny story: Hitler To Appear On Question Time

Hitler To Appear On Question Time

The BBC is heading for controversy following the announcement that Adolf Hitler is to be a guest on the topical current affairs show Question Time. The Nazi dictator is to appear alongside Winston Churchill, David Lloyd George and Clement Attlee.
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Funny story: BBC Sports Personality Tickets go on sale

BBC Sports Personality Tickets go on sale

For the first time since Phil The Power Tailor appeared in 1998, non sporting individuals will be allowed to attend the BBC's flagship event, Sports Personality of the year. "We are looking to make the event attractive to our core demographic pro...
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Funny story: Manny, Moe, and Jack Announced As White House Used Car Czars

Manny, Moe, and Jack Announced As White House Used Car Czars

In his attempt to hire advisors for everything possible, President Barack Obama has appointed Manny, Moe, and Jack as his newest Used Car Czars. "I think that these men know more about automotive repairs than anyone else out there," said Obama from...
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Funny story: PM appointment 'illegal' warns Pain

PM appointment 'illegal' warns Pain

Parliament could face legal action over Labour leader Gordon Brown's appearance at Prime Minister's Question Time. The weekly pantomime show always features Labour Ministers who are admitted fraudsters and liars, plus plenty of Tory MPs of the sam...
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Funny story: Shit Town, Shit Candidate

Shit Town, Shit Candidate

Today Esther Rantzen launched her campaign to be Member of Parliament for Luton South. Rantzen, famous for hosting TV's That's Life, believes that she is the ideal candidate for Luton. The town has been voted the most crap town in the UK and That's L...
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Funny story: Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

President Barack Obama has appointed another Czar to his cabinet and created another $350,000 a year government job (with benefits and pension plan). Keith Olbermann of NBC News, possibly the biggest white Obama apologist, has been appointed the new...
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Funny story: Wii Jog Slow Sales

Wii Jog Slow Sales

Nintendo have followed their customers desires for more keep fit applications for the Wii. This time they've come up with a great new idea called Wii Jog. This is a totally new concept to their average Wii user that missed out on the jogging from Wii...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing's Craig Revel Horwood Calls Jo Wood a "Bush Kangaroo"

Strictly Come Dancing's Craig Revel Horwood Calls Jo Wood a "Bush Kangaroo"

LONDON - Strictly Come Dancing's Judge Craig Revel Horwood severely criticized Brendan Cole's celebrity dance partner Jo Wood and it infuriated Cole. Jo Wood, the 54-year-old estranged wife of Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood was amazed at Ho...
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Funny story: Mandelson/Revel Horwood - are they twins?

Mandelson/Revel Horwood - are they twins?

Lord Mandelson was today forced to deny that he and Craig Revel Horwood are one and the same person. The theory came to light when Adam Bolton, Sky Political Editor, commented to camera when he thought he was off-air that he had never seen the two...
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Funny story: Yorkshire declares itself an independent sovereign state

Yorkshire declares itself an independent sovereign state

Yorkshire has stunned the rest of the nation by declaring itself an independent sovereign state. This move comes as no surprise to 'corky ball' watchers, who have been warning of this radical move for some time. The people of Yorkshire have lon...
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Funny story: A quiff of Elvis's pubic hairs sells for $15,000 bought by an unnamed "pube fetishist" fan!

A quiff of Elvis's pubic hairs sells for $15,000 bought by an unnamed "pube fetishist" fan!

Elvis lives on especially in the fantasies of fetish freaks desiring everything that Elvis either wore, shaved off, dropped or used during sex! The latest object to be flogged off was a bunch of Elvis's pubic hairs, shaved off before donning a pai...
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Funny story: More balloon controversies: Bush in trouble

More balloon controversies: Bush in trouble

Houston, Texas. In scenes unprecedented in world history, former President of the United States,George W Bush, has been detained by Houston Police on grounds of creating public mischief after he claimed that his pet dog, Saddam, was trapped in a ball...
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Funny story: Parthenogenesis

Parthenogenesis

Hey lads, gather round I'll spill the beans of news I found We are no longer needed here We are all obsolete I fear Our womenfolk can do the deed Of us, dear boys, there is no need Your reproductive worth is nil No longer are there holes to fill The bitches have all found a way To lend more credence to the gay They've finally worked out how they can produce their offspring without m...
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Funny story: Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (Sean and Diffy Have Camera)

Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (Sean and Diffy Have Camera)

Sean and Diffy hit on a money making scheme concerning that easy way of making cash. Photography. Things don't work out that way. They seldom do. Sean and diffy stories contain very strong language. Please do not read if easily offended. "It's easy, you just press this". "It can't be that easy, or everyone would be doing it". Listen, fuckw……: "Have you read the instruction?" "……...
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Funny story: Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (Sean and Diffy do Ibiza. Almost)

Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (Sean and Diffy do Ibiza. Almost)

Sean and Diffy do Ibiza........... Almost! "What the fucks that?" "It's my luggage....why?" "Why?...Cos you look like a bag lady, that's why." "A bag lady....?" "No, strike that. You look like a bag dwarf." "It was my grandmas." "And we know what a fuckin nutter she was, don't we?" "Fuck off, Sean...Anyway, what's that thing you've got?" "It's our Tracy's." "It's pin...
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Funny story: Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (A Salty Dog)

Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (A Salty Dog)

Sean and Diffy recruit two of their mates for a day's cruising on the canal. It's not going to be that simple, is it? Sean and Diffy stories contain VERY strong language. Please do not read on if you are easily offended. It seemed like a good idea at the time. The north of England is criss-crossed by a network of canals that were used in the 19th and early to mid 20th century as a me...
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Funny story: Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (The Christmas Train)

Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (The Christmas Train)

Sean and Diffy go on a day trip on the SANTA EXPRESS, but the day doesn't live up to expectations.Sean and Diffy stories contain VERY strong language. Please do not read on if you are easily offended. There is a little town in Lancashire with the unfortunate name of Ramsbottom: honest, I kid you not. It nestles in the gently folding foothills of the Pennine Chain, a range of hills that stret...
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Funny story: Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (Sean's Interview)

Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (Sean's Interview)

Sean had thusfar avoided the evils of the workplace, but the jobcentre had tracked him down and arranged an interview at a local factory. This story contains very strong language. Please do not read on if you are easily offended. There are several things in life that are guaranteed to strike fear into the hearts of every man and woman in the country. At the top, or near the top for those of a...
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Funny story: Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (Sean and Diffy do Hospital)

Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (Sean and Diffy do Hospital)

Our heroes, Sean and Diffy, begin this particular day in the Bolto Hospital Accident and Emergency Department. Knowing these two. It wasn't going to be that simple. This story is by no means Politically Correct and contains VERY strong language. Please do not read on if you feel you may be offended. Diffy bent down, grabbed the front leg of the plastic hospital waiting room chair, and h...
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Funny story: Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (A Tale)

Sean and Diffy. The Chronicles (A Tale)

A few years ago I wrote a couple of short stories featuring Sean and Diffy, two disparate Northern wasters. I have dragged them out of retirement for a laugh. Sean and Diffy A Day In The Life Waking up in casualty is no big deal after about the forty fifth time. It's clean, warm and doesn't smell of piss: well not much, anyway. It's a sight better than waking up in the gutter surro...
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Funny story: Ashley Cole 'Mimed At Wembley' Shock

Ashley Cole 'Mimed At Wembley' Shock

England left back Ashley Cole has been accused of miming during his last performance at Wembley. It is claimed that he was not really taking part in the match, but was pretending to make tackles and runs down the left flank, Cole denied the allega...
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Funny story: Tailgating To Be Renamed

Tailgating To Be Renamed

Motorists who tailgate other motorists in the UK are to be referred to as 'shaggers' because they physically drive too close to the vehicle in front and invade their private space. In principle they are letting their bonnet enter the private space of...
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Funny story: Erin Andrews & Skoob Will Do Wembley Play by Play for Bucs/Pats Game Oct.25!

Erin Andrews & Skoob Will Do Wembley Play by Play for Bucs/Pats Game Oct.25!

CBS Sports today stunned sports fans with a block buster announcing switch for the upcoming US Football game pitting the New England Patriots against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers scheduled for October 25. Conceding unparalleled popularity to new Brit...
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Funny story: Beach Ball Was Really Sammy Lee

Beach Ball Was Really Sammy Lee

The beach ball which scored the deflected goal at the Stadium of Light on Saturday was really Liverpool assistant manager Sammy Lee. Following a run of poor results Rafa Benitez had come up with what he thought was a cunning plan to get an extra play...
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Funny story: Jade Goody Pubic Hair Auctioned For £9,000

Jade Goody Pubic Hair Auctioned For £9,000

A pubic hair from the celebrity Jade Goody has raised just over £9,000 at auction. The hair was believed to have been discovered stuck between two of Jack Tweed's teeth. The decision to auction the hair was taken by one of Goody's friends. "It's...
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Funny story: Fatties On The March

Fatties On The March

Fat people staged a demonstration in London today calling for an end to discrimination. A large crowd of at least three people stood outside the London assembly and called on the mayor, Boris Johnson, to enforce anti discrimination laws to protect fa...
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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

BALTIMORE, Maryland - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, noted forensic psychologist and epicurean cannibal, has stepped forward to suggest a new detention plan for the Gitmo detainees that some say "tests the bounds" of the American legal system. President Obama...
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Funny story: Brian Ferry Missing; Feared To Be Carried Away By Balloon

Brian Ferry Missing; Feared To Be Carried Away By Balloon

Roxy Music frontman Brian Ferry has gone missing. He was last seen standing close to a large silver helium filled balloon at a party thrown by Elton John. The pintsized piano basher said "It's all so awful. One minute Brian was showing off his new Ma...
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Funny story: Brown: World has 50 Days to Save my Career

Brown: World has 50 Days to Save my Career

Prime Minister Gollum Brown has called for drastic action from world leaders in the run-up to a UN-sponsored summit in December. Brown warned the world that they have '50 days to save my career', and said that he faces a catastrophic future of tra...
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Funny story: Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry Becomes Postman

Brian Ferry has become a postman. Appalled at the threat to the future of the Royal Mail the former Roxy Music front man decided it was time to take action. He has been working on a new version of the Postman Pat song with Brian eno and hopes to rele...
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Funny story: Vietnam war re-enactments gaining in popularity

Vietnam war re-enactments gaining in popularity

Terre Haute, Indiana - In a town steeped with history, men of the local Moose Lodge #723 are preparing to continue a tradition that's gone on here since 1977. A war re-enactment. But not a Civil War one, those are old fashioned and cliche. A Vie...
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Funny story: Iranian Schools To Shut For Christmas

Iranian Schools To Shut For Christmas

News from Tehran that the local council has ordered all schools to close during the Christmas and Easter periods. Local education chief Mohammad Al Capone said "It is important that children learn about all religious beliefs. The best way a child can...
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Funny story: The Postman Always Knocks Twice

The Postman Always Knocks Twice

Dutch delivery company TNT is lobbying the Government to grant them the authority to put their own postmen on the streets. Initially this is just to deal with the Royal Mail industrial action planned for later this week, however, soon our nation's st...
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Funny story: Australia admits "after birth" abortions are legal

Australia admits "after birth" abortions are legal

Canberra, Australia - Prime Minister Rudd responded today to the storm of criticism that Australia has received for permitting a 16 year old girl to sail alone around the world. "Well, while we don't like to speak of it, abortions in Australia are...
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Funny story: The UK is about to sink!

The UK is about to sink!

After continual warnings about an environmental disaster being ignored it is now official, the UK will drown and become the Atlantis of the North Sea! First heatwaves, droughts, bush fires and a plague of locusts will hit the UK, then the North Se...
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Funny story: President Obama Wins Turner Prize

President Obama Wins Turner Prize

US President Barack Obama has been awarded the Turner Prize for Art, it was announced today. The award comes hot on the heels of the shock announcement that President Obama had been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, and that he has also been shortlis...
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Funny story: Shocking news, Tabloid breakdown! SEX no longer sells newspapers or gets hits on websites!

Shocking news, Tabloid breakdown! SEX no longer sells newspapers or gets hits on websites!

SEX IS OUT! - Tabloid newspapers and websites are in complete turmoil after sales and hits go plummeting like Apollo 13! SEX, their Nr.1 selling strategy is no longer a "puller" as tabloid readers escape to the spreadsheets and serious news sites!...
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Funny story: Government Announces 'Cookiegate' Inquiry

Government Announces 'Cookiegate' Inquiry

The Government has announced today that it is to hold a Public Inquiry to answer the 'urgent concerns' over Prime Minister Gollum Brown's taste in biscuits. The shock move was announced today by Home Secretary Alan Johnson, who said, "this is clea...
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Funny story: Meghan McCain Shows Off Her "Puppies" On Line

Meghan McCain Shows Off Her "Puppies" On Line

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of the 2008 Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain, posted a self-photo of herself on "Twitter," holding a book by Andy Warhol, and showing off her two cute-looking healthy 'puppies.'...
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Funny story: Cover-up of 'Balloon Boy' Naval shoot-down exposed

Cover-up of 'Balloon Boy' Naval shoot-down exposed

WASHINGTON D.C. - Investigative reporter, code named deepdodo, has revealed the existence of a high level cover up. 'Balloon Boy', a.k.a. Yo Hynee, was actually shot down by a Navy ship during a secret military exercise. Thousands of people saw t...
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Funny story: Masturbater sends thank you letter

Masturbater sends thank you letter

Wichita, Kansas - Rick Bailey, an 82 year old former ironworker and now retired masturbater, has sent a thank you letter to the woman who has given him so much happiness. It all started back in 1941, when Rick was 14, and excited to learn that Ame...
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Funny story: Obama Extends Life Expectancy to 140 Years

Obama Extends Life Expectancy to 140 Years

A new gene has been isolated in the serum of Barack Obama's blood that is believed to extend the worlds average life expectancy to 140 years. Scientist in Berkley, CA., studying Obama's blood have isolated a gene never before discovered in homo sapie...
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Funny story: Jenson Button wins world championship for Brawn-Mercedes

Jenson Button wins world championship for Brawn-Mercedes

Britain celebrated today as its golden boy of motor racing, Jenson Button 29 thrashed Johnny Foreigner in a rain lashed FIA Scalextric World Championship. Button was said to be 'chuffed to f**k' at yesterdays result in the decisive round at the In...
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Funny story: Uranus Renamed Urbigfatass

Uranus Renamed Urbigfatass

HootinHoller TN - The National Society of Hillbilly Astronomers met this week and decided to rename Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun, Urbigfatass. The announcement was made by this year's president Big Emma Hickey who has no formal training...
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Funny story: New Aztec Calender Predicts New Date for the End of the World

New Aztec Calender Predicts New Date for the End of the World

Anthropologists have adjusted a new date for the end of the world to Jan 13, 2013, Barack Obama's last day in office. It is now believed by many scientists that the only way to continue the existence of the universe is to reelect Obama as President o...
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Funny story: Obama Nationalizes Cookie Industry

Obama Nationalizes Cookie Industry

Yesterday in an effort to prevent more job losses in the small business arena, the Obama administration nationalized the Cookie Industry. Today Obama told reporters, "The Cookie Industry is the heart of American small business, and as American as app...
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Funny story: Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part 16

Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part 16

Todd, and the rest of the gang, led by Abel Zorro, having passed through the trapdoor, slosh along through the sewers in search of Buck, Nick, and Lola of the luscious lips. Fran is sticking mighty close to Abel Zorro, who in turn is marching into the darkness with the sound of dripping water assaulting his eardrums. Abel Zorro has a sense of purpose. All he wants to do is find Buck and Nick an...
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Funny story: Climate Change Talks Held in 2112

Climate Change Talks Held in 2112

New Deli IN: The Indian prime minister welcomed the new Chinese prime minister on her first visit to the Indian capital city. The red carpet treatment was extended to the visiting Chinese dignitary on a beautifully cool and clear summer day. Follo...
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44
11th
46
12th
54
13th
49
14th
47
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56
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74
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52
18th
62
19th
73
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62
21st
50
22nd
53
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53
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46
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41
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48
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49
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47
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45
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33
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41
 

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