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Thursday, 22 October 2009

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Khloe Kardashian in her jacuzzi making some industrial bubbles by you-know-whating.

BEL AIR, California - Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian, the socialite, and Lamar Odom, the basketball player have just announced that they have one of the most unusual pre-nuptial agreements in history.

The 25-year-old Khloe who probably is noted more for having one of the biggest butts west of the Mississippi River smiles and says that she is so proud of her rear that she has insured it for $10 million with Royds of London.

Khloe added that because of the extreme value of her bottom she has decided to only wear special bikini thongs imported from the Madam Susette Yvette Maison de Ooh La La in Paris, France.

Kardashian says that both her and Lamar (pronounced TOE-Bee) have vowed that they are not going to let money engulf them to the point where they start acting like Donald Trump and cannot utter three sentences without using the words money, cash, capital, gold, or silver.

Khloe noted that their pre-nuptial agreement is perhaps the simplest, most unique pre-nup agreement ever signed in southern California.

In the event that the couple should get divorced, she gets her extensive shoe collection and he gets his extensive basketball collection. Everything else will be sold and divided by three.

Khloe gets one-third. Lamar gets one-third, and the third one-third will be donated to the state of California Treasury Department.

It is being reported that Mr. Odom was not to happy with fellow Los Angeles Laker teammate Kobe Bryant when he heard that Kobe had asked a cousin of Lamar's TaBreeze Brondello if Khloe's big old bahookie (chundini) was really that big or was it just a bunch of padding.

Cousin TaBreeze (which is pronounced THE-Wind) said, "Uh huh, dat great big old frackin' freight train caboose, she shor nuff be real for shor for really effen fashizzle for shor bro you know whats I be pashizzle saying and wheres I be's comin' from?"

For a translation of Cousin TaBreeze's remarks please go to www.whatdafrigginhelldidyoujustsaybro.axe

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