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Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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Bonkettes BJ Spit And BJ Swallow Discuss Cheryls Performance. In Italy.

We revealed exclusively on this website that Cheryl Cole was miming at key points during her 'performance' of her debut single, 'Fight For This Love' on the X-Factor, Sunday.

Cole herself has since admitted that the performance wasn't entirely kosher.

The 26 year old Geordie, who has aspirations towards taking over the 'People's Princess' role vacated by Princess Diana sparked further controversy by dressing in a similar fashion to 'Street Fighter' computer game character M Bison.

When pressed about the miming, and the character theft from 'Street Fighter', Cole broke down in tears and started asking everybody for a hug.

Some people did hug her. Sadly husband Ashley didn't as he was busy hugging somebody else.

X-Factor reject Rikki Loney wouldn't hug her either.

"She ruined my career," he said. "She got me to sing an Aretha Franklin song. Any fool knows that the only person on earth who can sing Aretha Franklin songs is Aretha Franklin."

Cheryl Cole was too busy crying and hugging people to comment.

More X rated nonsense as we get it.

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